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Speaker 1: I'm always surprised who calls in to tell us dirty

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Speaker 1: little secrets. I'm not really surprised because I don't think

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Speaker 1: up the names time for dirty little secrets, texting four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a secret, tell

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Speaker 1: us anything to get off your chest. We will pluck

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Speaker 1: that secret right off your chest and toss it into

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Speaker 1: the wind. But we always keep you anonymous. Nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are. We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody gets an anonymous nickname that

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Speaker 1: I make up. So really, I'm never surprised with who's

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Speaker 1: calling in. But this is kind of cool on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: The eggplant emoji, the hello, yeah so much? What's up,

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Speaker 1: mister egg plant emoji? How are you hey? I like that,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good that you are. What's it like

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Speaker 1: to be hated by parents everywhere? Due, it's a rough life, man.

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Speaker 1: You guys have no idea. Man, I've always found it.

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Speaker 1: We had the whole like emoji thing and parents being

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Speaker 1: like saying, oh, yeah, they're always texting in emoji, so

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Speaker 1: it must mean something, would really it generally doesn't. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: it generally does like regarding with that emoji, that one emoji. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's hard to you know, yeah, that one definitely something's

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Speaker 1: not very subtle. Yeah, d the splash emoe. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: well anyway, mister e clan emoji, what is your dear

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Speaker 1: little secret? Dude, You're already talking about parents? Do best

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Speaker 1: like where I'm headed? Man, So like, I love with

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Speaker 1: my parents, Not that you're boring Alex or anything. But

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Speaker 1: she just let out the biggest yawn. Do you always

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Speaker 1: called me out? She yawned so aggressively? Sometimes this is

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Speaker 1: just like I look over and I'm like, man, well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's early. I don't know what to say. This is thrilling.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's anything like the party guy. You know,

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Speaker 1: I just can't party hard for it my parents. Man,

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Speaker 1: But so like, dude, so like I smoke, Man, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I mean, kid, I guess you're

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Speaker 1: not talking about cigarettes, not at all, vape at all,

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Speaker 1: you know, vape. I'm talking about that green green. I

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Speaker 1: know I'm joking around. I I understood what you were

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Speaker 1: getting at the whole time. We hip. Yeah, you just

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Speaker 1: you smoke probably before you call it, huh. Of course,

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Speaker 1: I'm smoking now. No, No, the thing is man like

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Speaker 1: Alex is yawning again, yawning right now. Guys, I'm tired, okay,

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Speaker 1: but I'm still listening because I doesn't mean I'm not entertaining.

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Speaker 1: Your story is great. Keep going. Oh my gosh, John,

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Speaker 1: you always call me out jugal. What's up? I mean

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Speaker 1: a brother boring you or something. No, if you knew

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Speaker 1: how early I get up, you would understand. Give me

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Speaker 1: a little small bit of love. Come on, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: It's nothing personal there, mister egg plan emoji. So your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is that you move back in with

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Speaker 1: your parents and this is like the final straw and

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Speaker 1: you like to smoke. Yeah, well, no, that's not really

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Speaker 1: the secret. That's just like the secret is that I

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Speaker 1: keep my my my stash and my brother's toy. You

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Speaker 1: know he has these toys man, these buzz lightyear you

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Speaker 1: know I keep them hiding there. Man, I know they

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Speaker 1: won't look in there. So yeah, your brother, how is

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Speaker 1: your brother? He's like seven? You're we're hiding your weed

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Speaker 1: and your brother's buzz light, your toy, your seven year

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Speaker 1: old brothers bud light, your toy light, your bud light,

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Speaker 1: buzz light your toy. There you go. Yeah, so so

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Speaker 1: that way I remember, you know, buzz bud. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: wait what if he finds it? Now, he won't find

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Speaker 1: it because he never really plays with this, like in

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Speaker 1: the back of a quiet that. Oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: is like the most stone up place to put your

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Speaker 1: weed ever, hilarious until your mom finds it. Yeah, exactly

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Your parents find they're gonna think your

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Speaker 1: seven year old brothers without the room, hey better than me.

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Speaker 1: You can play along and be like, yeah to me

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. Yeah, they're gonna know it's you if

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Speaker 1: they're gonna know it's you if they find it, don't

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Speaker 1: you think? I hope not. I mean, well, who else

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Speaker 1: is going to put it in there? Though? Like your

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Speaker 1: seven year old brother is not blame it on your dad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you could do that, I guess dude, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'll totally blame it on my pops.

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Speaker 1: All right, well I plan EMOJI. Thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Appreciate it. Hey, man, you

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Speaker 1: guys are rock later than we think in the stone

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Speaker 1: A community. Oh yeah, we oh we are. We're doing well,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret,