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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: the best radio you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what are you working on? Nothing? He mispelled that spelled

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Speaker 1: of it? Don't say the Jewil Show. Have you had

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Speaker 1: those kind of conversations at work? A lot of people

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Speaker 1: have the time. What's the most annoying thing about co workers? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's what we're gonna talk about. Yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 1: Two percent of us have at least one co worker

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Speaker 1: that we find annoying, and the most annoying behaviors for

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Speaker 1: those co workers are texting, by the way, four one,

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Speaker 1: o six one. What is the most annoying thing that

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Speaker 1: your co workers do? But a new survey came out

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Speaker 1: asking people what the most annoying coworker behaviors are, And

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Speaker 1: we'll just go through a few of them. Right there,

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Speaker 1: all right, taking too many sick days. I've definitely been

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Speaker 1: guilty of this. No, not I think anyone's even had

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Speaker 1: a sick day. No, because we like hanging out with

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Speaker 1: each other's. Yeah, easy, you didn't get sick when you're happy. No, Usually,

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Speaker 1: if you hate your job, you're calling in sick a lot.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever worked with anybody that constantly calls in

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Speaker 1: And I've also been that guy. I've been that guy early,

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Speaker 1: been that girl. Yeah. I never used to use sick

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Speaker 1: And yeah. Also, I don't like it when someone comes

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Speaker 1: I've also done that too. We're going on over a

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Speaker 1: new survey of the ten most annoying behaviors that your

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Speaker 1: co workers have they're constantly late. Yeah, I think it's

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Speaker 1: really disrespectful when people are late to Why you look

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Speaker 1: at English Evan when it's not even just because I

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Speaker 1: it's just funny because English Evan is usually about five minutes.

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Speaker 1: late to ever reading everything? Yeah? Okay, but I'm always

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Speaker 1: of the things that co workers do that annoy us. Um.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame. Hello, Hey, this is Coach.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Skyler's dad, Jason. This is this

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Speaker 1: is Jason. Who who is this? This is Coach? Your

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Speaker 1: Skyler's dad? Right, yeah, I'm Skylar's dad. But who am

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Speaker 1: I talking to? Coach? Okay? You gotta gotta quit it

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Speaker 1: is coach. That's what I like to go by. I'm

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Speaker 1: the new defensive back coach on your son's flag football team.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. You can just call me coach,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well, what's your first name? My first name

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Speaker 1: is coach, and you will call me coach. That's what

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Speaker 1: I expect to be called by everybody in my life,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. My mom can call me Donald.

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Speaker 1: Other than that, everybody else calls me coach. Skyler calls

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Speaker 1: The other coaches call me coach, and you will call

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Speaker 1: me coach as well. So your name is Donald, my

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Speaker 1: name is coach. Okay, I don't know why you're blowing

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Speaker 1: Nobody calls me a boy my first name. They only

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Speaker 1: But what are you calling me for. I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: because I've been assessing your son, Skylar and his athletic

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Speaker 1: I was coaching a team of water boys. The last

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. First of all,

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Speaker 1: What the are you talking about. I'm talking about the

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Speaker 1: fact that your son is benched until further notice, Until

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Speaker 1: TFN or further notice, is what I'm saying. Dude, you're

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Speaker 1: You're not yet, you were right. I might be assistant coach. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I might be an assistant to assistant coach. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: But I will soon be the head coach of this

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Speaker 1: football team. And this football team plays to win. I

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Speaker 1: Maybe if you would have sat on the bench a

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Speaker 1: But I can tell based on the way that you're

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Speaker 1: don't shine. I'm not wearing any pants right now, so

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Speaker 1: right now? That's what I'm in my office with no

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Speaker 1: better Well No, I just called to tell you it's

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Speaker 1: Lynette set you up this, Lynette, this is jew Well, no,

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Speaker 1: this is Jewbil from the Jewil Show. Your wife set

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Speaker 1: So I was really coming down there to do that

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Speaker 1: pranks The Jewil Show on demand. It's time Flour of

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Speaker 1: the Roses. Janessa is on the phone because she thinks

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Speaker 1: I'm doing okay? How are you guys doing? All right?

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Speaker 1: you got a dirty little secret. Okay. So um, when

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Speaker 1: would be fine, right, Um, but we did want to

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Speaker 1: drink at this party. So, um, one of my friends

421
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Speaker 1: knew this guy, Jason, and he was a little bit older.

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Speaker 1: And even though he was a little bit older than us,

423
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Speaker 1: he also looked like like thirty five. Um, Like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what he went through in high school. In

425
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Speaker 1: high so you're like, man, here, you look like you're

426
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Speaker 1: going through a midlife crisis right now. Exactly. Well anyway,

427
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Speaker 1: so he was able to get us alcohol, but because

428
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Speaker 1: of that, we also had to invite him to the party.

429
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: It was like, hey, get it, so you can hang

430
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Speaker 1: with us, even though we don't know you super well.

431
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Speaker 1: But I figured he was my buddy's friend. I figured

432
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Speaker 1: it would be fine. None of us were very used

433
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Speaker 1: to alcohol, so when we drank large amounts of it,

434
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Speaker 1: we passed out. I think that's what a lot of people,

435
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Speaker 1: that's what they call blackout. Yeah, which Frank, I mean

436
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 1: that was pretty much the goal. So, uh, the main

437
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Speaker 1: reason this is a dirty secret is in the morning,

438
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: we all woke up and we were after this is

439
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,719
Speaker 1: after your party, yeah, this is this is after the evening,

440
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Speaker 1: and we thought the worst thing was just that we're

441
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Speaker 1: hung hungover. But also Jason was gone. Solider guy. Yeah,

442
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: colder car, yes, still a guy. My mom's car was gone. Okay,

443
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:13,359
Speaker 1: we never saw him again again. So are you saying

444
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: that he stole your mom's car? Uh? Well, my mom's

445
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: car was stolen and he was nowhere to be found,

446
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: so probably yes. Wow, Oh my god. What kind of

447
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,919
Speaker 1: car did your mom have? It was? Say, it was

448
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: a two thousand and three Subaru out back. Oh yeah,

449
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 1: and he's probably still rolling that thing around put a

450
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Speaker 1: booming sound system. Minute. Yeah, did you tell your mom immediately?

451
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Speaker 1: Uh no, I panicked for a solid day. It was

452
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Speaker 1: stolen out of the garage, so I really couldn't blame

453
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Speaker 1: anyone else, someone who the house. So yeah, I was

454
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Speaker 1: like in an insane amount of trouble and I was

455
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Speaker 1: never able to have a party. Yeah yeah, I mean,

456
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Speaker 1: if you have a bunch of people over in one

457
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Speaker 1: of them, still is your mom's car? Usually that'll put

458
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Speaker 1: it into any other parties that you might have real quick. Yeah,

459
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: so my parents still will tease me about it. Let

460
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Speaker 1: me live it down. Yeah all right, well, thanks for

461
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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thank you, guys. What's your dirty

462
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Speaker 1: little secret? The Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For Thursday, March twenty fifth, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one, I'm Jebil Fresh and breakfast is the most

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Speaker 1: important meal of the day, so make sure you get

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Speaker 1: your shrimp tales in early kids, shrimp tales. Yes, what

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Speaker 1: you don't eat shrimp for breakfast? I don't think anyone

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Speaker 1: does in your breakfast cereal. If you missed this story,

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Speaker 1: there's a guy named Jensen Carp from la he's a

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Speaker 1: writer and comedian. More importantly, though, he's married to Daniel Fishal,

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Speaker 1: who played Topanga. I'm boy means World. Okay, right, this

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Speaker 1: is a weird story that's just a weird detail from

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Speaker 1: the story has nothing to really do with the actual story. Okay,

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Speaker 1: That cinnamon toast crunch might have shrimp tails in it.

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Speaker 1: Jensen opened a box of cinnamon toast crunch and found

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Speaker 1: two shrimp tails in the bag, and then he tweeted

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Speaker 1: a photo of his cinnamon toast Crunch or cinnamon shrimp

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Speaker 1: crunch whatever it is, and Cinnamon toast Crunch has responded

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Speaker 1: saying after further because I went viral, And then Cinnamon

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Speaker 1: Toast Crunch responded and said, after further investigation, it appears

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Speaker 1: to be an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar that sometimes

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Speaker 1: can occur when ingredients aren't thoroughly blended. We assure there's

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Speaker 1: no possibility of cross contamination. So Cinnamon toast Crunch is

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Speaker 1: coming out and saying that it's not shrimp seen that story?

486
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Speaker 1: Did they test it? This is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: live local lefebreaking. We will keep you up to date

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Speaker 1: on shrimp tail gate. Do you not hear your co

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Speaker 1: host Evan trying? Why are you saying? Wait? Did you

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Speaker 1: you don't realize that your story had a man called

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Speaker 1: carp and Fishel and it was about shrimp tales. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't done with the story yet. I

494
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Speaker 1: was just playing the sounder just as a kind of

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Speaker 1: a dramatic thing to let you know we'll stay up

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Speaker 1: to date on Oh right, right right, sorry, sorry, that's

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Speaker 1: all right, carry on, But anyway, it is weird carp

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Speaker 1: fishal and shrimp tales. That's funny. So he's taking it

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Speaker 1: in for DNA testing, and we will keep you up

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Speaker 1: to date on this story as it develops. All right,

501
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: it's not going to develop one, but maybe later on

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Speaker 1: this week when it gets it back for DNA testing.

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Speaker 1: All right, can't wait. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

505
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: they report the news. And for our next story of

506
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Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh

507
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Speaker 1: was on location in Los Angeles, California. Los Angeles, California,

508
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Speaker 1: I'm wrong about that. At our country's capital, Washington, DC, Yes,

509
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Speaker 1: but more specifically, I'm at the White House. So currently

510
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Speaker 1: I am standing outside of the White House following up

511
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Speaker 1: on a story that I report on a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So, in case you missed it, our

513
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Speaker 1: country's commander in chief had to have his two free

514
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Speaker 1: four legged friendshiped off for boot camp training because one

515
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Speaker 1: of them bit a White House staff member. Yeah, they

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Speaker 1: got rid of his They said his dogs couldn't stay

517
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Speaker 1: there because they were biting. Yes, but I have a

518
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Speaker 1: follow up on it. Okay, that's right, But I'm here

519
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Speaker 1: to report that he has been reunited with his two

520
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: puppers after intense training to hopefully have that not happen again.

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00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 1: Oh not good? Yeah, all right, Well that's all I have. So,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll still behind him from Biden and his dogs.

523
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: It'll also be rewatching the video over and over and

524
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Speaker 1: over again of watching him walk up the stairs and

525
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: falling three times stairforce one. That was hilarious. You guys

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Speaker 1: saw it. I did go find the video of Biden

527
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Speaker 1: walking up the stairs into our first one a few days.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm like he was. He could tell

529
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Speaker 1: he was so embarrassed to know. Yeah, he didn't look back.

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Speaker 1: He was like reaching over for the other side, but

531
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Speaker 1: he couldn't reach it. Just like put his hand down

532
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: and around and like salutes whoever's behind him. He has

533
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 1: to be so mortified right now. I would love to

534
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Speaker 1: see the moments of I would love to see after

535
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,479
Speaker 1: moments like that, what happens when he turns the corner

536
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Speaker 1: and the cameras are no longer on anybody like, just

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Speaker 1: I am such an idiot. Thank you very much, Alex.

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00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: This is the Iron and the Idiot News Network, where

539
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news the news And for

540
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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to English seven, who's on location of his new

542
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Speaker 1: hair salon just for redheads. Actually it's just for reds. Yeah,

543
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: wasn't going probably not that busy if I didn't have one.

544
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: But I'm actually going to do report on a story

545
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Speaker 1: that I did a while back, which was on test Tally.

546
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys remember, but she hunted

547
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: and killed a rare black giraffe. Remember that. Yeah, we're

548
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: angry about that. Yes, a lot of people were. And

549
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: now if she's explained why, it's still one of her

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Speaker 1: proudest moments ever. Of course, so she said, and I quote,

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Speaker 1: every animal I harvest is a trophy. She also said,

552
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Speaker 1: if you choose to hunt, nit, play a particular sport,

553
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: or be someone that stands out from others, go for it.

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Speaker 1: So I don't really think she understands she's owning it

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00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: why it's bad though, Yes, Okay, if you're going to

556
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Speaker 1: kill in dangerous species, why not be the best and Also,

557
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: she compared it to knitting or playing a sport. It's

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Speaker 1: not the same. It's not the same. No shame in

559
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Speaker 1: her game. If you can't be good, be good at it. Right.

560
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Speaker 1: I had a really weird childhood, a really weird father. Right,

561
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: not a good person, very bad person. But he would

562
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Speaker 1: always say to me, you be the best at whatever

563
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Speaker 1: you want to be, whatever you want to be the best. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He would also tell me that I was the worst,

565
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Speaker 1: so whatever. But he never had a good like I know.

566
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Speaker 1: So it's another one of my sob stories. He always said,

567
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Speaker 1: if you want to sell drugs, he said that best

568
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: drug dealer out there, he said that, yeah a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess that I had a weird childhood. So I

570
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Speaker 1: don't know what to think of that. Yeah, a psycho'd

571
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Speaker 1: be good, be good at it. Yeah. We start it

572
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Speaker 1: off as a story about trophy hunting and somehow got

573
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Speaker 1: to that. But don't got to get ready if you're ready.

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Speaker 1: That was the iron N The Idiot News that work

575
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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for another hard hitting report. This is I n N

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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's one. Hello. Hi, this is Pete Eakins

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Speaker 1: calling from departments. I was looking for June. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: it is her. Hi June. How are you good? How

581
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: are you? I'm not too bad? Thanks for asking. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a moment to speak with me about something? Yes,

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00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: of course, okay, I'm gonna let you know that. Unfortunately,

584
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: when we're raising your rent four but I'm joking with yeah,

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00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: oh god, that's a leasing agent joked. I was about

586
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: to crap myself here. Yeah, well, don't worry, not raising

587
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: your rent. Actually just calling to compliment you on something.

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00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: Oh okay, what is it. Well, I was walking by

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00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: your apartment the other day, just doing my checks of

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00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: the whole grounds, and I have been a look inside

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00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: your window and wow, your apartment is beautiful. The decoration,

592
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: the decorating is just gorgeous. Thank you. I love decorating. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I was walking by just checking out of it, and

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Speaker 1: I was I had to stop. I literally stopped, and

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00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, she has an eye for color.

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00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: So I went ahead and um looked around a bit

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00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: and I've got to say it is the most well

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Speaker 1: put together apartment in the whole complex. So yeah, no,

599
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: thank you. You should give that apartment to its own

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00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: Instagram account. It probably have millions of followers in a day.

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00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: Just beautiful. Yeah, and the bathroom just so cozy. And

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00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: that's the thing about our bathrooms in this apartment complex.

603
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I thought they've been very cold a lot. But the

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00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: way that you put it together is it's like a hug.

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00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: That sounds weird, but that's what it felt like like.

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00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: I was being hugged by your bathroom. How do you

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Speaker 1: know what my bathroom looks like? Well, because I was

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Speaker 1: checking out your apartment. Don't worry, I didn't use it. Okay,

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00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: that's your throne, not mine. That's another apartment, Joe. You

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00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: can't see my bathroom through the window. Oh that's correct.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I must have. I forgot to tell you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: when I stopped by, when I walked by your window

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Speaker 1: and looked in and saw how beautiful it was decorated,

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00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 1: I went ahead and you know, let myself in and

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Speaker 1: kind of checked it out a bit, and it delivered

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Speaker 1: and it was not a disappointment. It was amazing in there.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I wanted to call and ask you

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Speaker 1: if you'd mind if we show that to a perspective, renters,

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Speaker 1: we let them do a walk through your place because

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00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: it's just fantastic. Okay, wait a minute, you're telling me

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Speaker 1: that you walked past my apartment, looked in the window,

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Speaker 1: and took it upon yourself to enter my apartment. On

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Speaker 1: the surface of things, yes, I guess that's what it

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Speaker 1: would seem like, But from my perspective, it was more

625
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: like I was walking by and then I was called

626
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: by your apartment and how beautiful you've made it inside

627
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: that said, come on in, Pete, check it out. This

628
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: is the most beautiful apartment in all the land. So

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Speaker 1: it wasn't really like I wanted to. I kind of

630
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: had to with how gorgeous it is in there. So yes,

631
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: but no, how the heck were you in my apartment?

632
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: And how long were you in there? Well? I have

633
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: a master key to all the apartments in case we

634
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: ever need to let ourself in for you know, whatever reason. Okay,

635
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: were you going to let me know that you were

636
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: just going to pop in and like sit in my bathroom?

637
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: Well that's and that's what I'm doing right now. I'm

638
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: letting you know I went ahead and popped in, and

639
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: that's why I'm asking you if we can show it

640
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: off to new renters or prospective renters, because I think

641
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: it would really help us, you know, rent some units

642
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: with how beautiful you've made it in there. Your mattress

643
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: is really comfy. Where'd you get it? What you were on?

644
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: My matches? Not laying on it? Just gave it the

645
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: old field test, you know, the press down test? Where'd

646
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: you get it? Okay, okay, wait a minute. So you

647
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: came in and laid on my mattress, pressed down, press

648
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: it down. So yeah, that's where I could think there's

649
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: more confusion. I think that you're thinking I kicked in

650
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: your front door and then laid on your mattress. I

651
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: unlocked the front door because I have a key, and

652
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: then I just did the press down test to see

653
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: what kind of mattress it was, and I couldn't tell

654
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: if it was memory phone or are you freaking kidding me?

655
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: You just admitted to a violation of my piv an

656
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: invasion of my home. Yeah, I did. Who the hell

657
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: do you think you are? I think I'm Jebil? What? Oh,

658
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewbil from the Jewil Show doing a

659
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,359
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your boyfriend Dre set you up.

660
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh my, it's a joke. Oh my god, what the

661
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: hell he said that you recently moved into a new

662
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: place and and you've been really into decorating it and

663
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you. Oh my god, I am

664
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: going to kill him. Well if you do, do to

665
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: that nice mattress a year's super soft. Oh my god.

666
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks. We say

667
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: mornings the Jewbil Show on demand. Hello, everyone is Dolfuela.

668
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: Did it's time to play beat Zibritt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

669
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: beat ze Britt. Yes, y'all bet because animal on the

670
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: planet dumb Zibritta is a human animal, but he is

671
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: a stupid human animal. Yes, yeah, it's the only American. Yes,

672
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: it is game show where you have to beat the

673
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: English guy at trivia that has a German dance opening.

674
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: And on the phone to play beat Zibritt right now

675
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: is Ben? What's up? Ben? How are you? Not much?

676
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 1: How are you guys doing today? Not too bad? Then?

677
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Then do you think I'm dumb? Oh?

678
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. We will see in about two minutes. Yes,

679
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: we will see. And by the way, we have tickets

680
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: to a virtual concert American Express on staged with Maroon

681
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: five exclusively on Live Now. The show is coming up

682
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: on March thirtieth at nine pm Eastern sixth Pacific. If

683
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: you win this, you and a friend will get codes

684
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: to watch it live. All you have to do is

685
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: a beat Zibritt. You can do it, Bend, you can

686
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: do it. All right here, we're gonna send English having

687
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: out of studio, Ben. The game is played like this.

688
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

689
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say passed and you

690
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, all right,

691
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Your time starts now. What

692
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: does the R stand for on the rating of a

693
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 1: movie restricted? What object of dewights did Jim put in

694
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: Jelo on the TV show The Office? Which name is

695
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: rapper Shan comes better known by? What two colors make purple?

696
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: Aside from basketball? What sport did Michael Jordan play as

697
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: an adult? You must renew your passport every how many

698
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: years you can sell? Answer? Got that in? All right,

699
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna bring English back in the seo. Ben, you

700
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: did a good job, and I think you're gonna be

701
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: going too well, not going but streaming the room five

702
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: concert English? Even Ben did good? So did Ben did good?

703
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:06,479
Speaker 1: All right? Ben? Ye hold on, I meant to go seven?

704
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: Read alriting with seven? Yes, your time starts now? What

705
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: does our stand for on the rating of a movie? Um? Restricted?

706
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: What object of dewis did Jim put in the jello

707
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: on the TV show The Office? Which name is rapper

708
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: Sean Combs better known by p Diddy? What two colors

709
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: make purple? Blue and white? Aside from basketball? What sport

710
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: did Michael Jordan play baseball? As an adult? You must

711
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 1: renew your passport every how many years? Five? In poker?

712
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: What hand is ranked higher? Straight or flush? Flush? Yes?

713
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: Let's go on time. I don't think you've ever done that? Good?

714
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: What Josh? Whoa? Okay? That might be a teaser to

715
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: see who won? I don't know, though, we'll find out.

716
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to the scoreboard and our

717
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: scoreboard Executive producer Bradley Nowland good questions? All right, Ben,

718
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: congratulations you got three? Correct? Good? Ben? Yeah, you did

719
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: very very good. Evan did get five, But Ben, congratulation.

720
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: Yeah you still might win, Ben, Oh, you still might

721
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: win because you have to go over the answers, and

722
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: you know what, I already already deduct a point. You

723
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: know why because he should have gotten the passport question

724
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 1: right and he got that one wrong. Oh yeah, you

725
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: gotta take away a point for that. Absolutely because he's

726
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: a dual citizen and he he goes back and forth

727
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: the law and he should not have gone that one wrong.

728
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: So he is. It's three to four right now. Okay,

729
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: all right, okay, we're gonna go for answers. I'm gonna

730
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: be really nice. Are stands for restricted? Yes? Alex? A stapler? Yes?

731
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: A stapler is what uh Jim put in jello? Yes?

732
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 1: P did he is what Sean comes is better known

733
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,959
Speaker 1: by um? Blue? And why why does not a primary color?

734
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: And you just got another negative one? What would make

735
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: like just a lighter so it's blue and red? Why

736
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: is not a primary colors? Purple? And then aside from basketball,

737
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan played baseball. Yes, you're three to three right now,

738
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: because it goes to the house. You still need to okay, Yeah,

739
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: so ten years, um is? How is how many years

740
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: you have to rein your passport? Okay? And then in poker,

741
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: what hand is ranked higher? A straight or flush. It

742
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: is a flush. You got the one right, but he

743
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: didn't get that one in, so I think that doesn't count.

744
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: So that's a negative point. So he did win, no,

745
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: because that's still the time the tie guys to the house.

746
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: It was already three three, already took one away for

747
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 1: the passport one. I took one away for the blue

748
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: and you said white, that's on primary color. And then

749
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 1: in poker, you did get that one right, but you

750
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: didn't get a chance to He didnt get a chance

751
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: to answer that one. So it's negative another one, so

752
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: I forgot to do this. There was excessive celebration on taunting,

753
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: and you're taunting, ben Ben. As you know, we've all

754
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: we've had this rule in the game forever. You cannot

755
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: taunt the other player or a point is deducted deducted.

756
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: So so congratulations, ben Ben, you win three to two.

757
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: I can never win. You do sometimes been congratulations. You

758
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: just want to take us to American Express Unstaged with

759
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,760
Speaker 1: Maroon five exclusively on Live now. It's coming up Tuesday,

760
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: March thirtieth. You and a friend, we'll get the coast

761
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: to watch it live. Benjamin, who awesome? The Jewels Show

762
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: on demand, jebils dirty little secret. Yeah, dog tipped the

763
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: bowl over. No, he's itting off the ground. Do you

764
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: want to do the dirty little secret? Still? Yes? Okay,

765
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: Hey on the phone, Hello, Hey, how's it going. I

766
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: haven't given you a name yet. We're about to do

767
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: the dirty little secret. And we brought our dog and

768
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: our dog into the studio with us today and right

769
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: before he knocked over his food bowls, so everywhere, so

770
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: there's foods bills. Just say so, you know, there's a

771
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 1: dog running around the studio right now eating food off

772
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: of the floor while you tell us a dirtor little secret.

773
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: But it is time for your dirty little secret text

774
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,439
Speaker 1: in four to six one. If you have to seek

775
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

776
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: And we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask

777
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 1: what your name is. That's why on the phone right

778
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty little secret. Is Bruno

779
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: Mars g string collection. Yeah, the whole collection. I didn't

780
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: know he had the collection. A lot of them, how

781
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: do you know. Yeah, it's bigger than you expect. He's

782
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: got quite a few, all right, Bruno Mars g strink collection.

783
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? So my significant other doesn't

784
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: think I have social media. Okay, all right, so you

785
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: have like no known accounts, so I just have like

786
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 1: fake accounts, having enough Bruno Mars g String collection is

787
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: one of them. But yeah, so I just make a

788
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: whole bunch and I kind of just do it on

789
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,919
Speaker 1: the DL because I don't know, I'm kind of weird,

790
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 1: and I trust her, I love her, but I do

791
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: check in to see what she's doing, you know, so

792
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 1: she's super into it. Oh hold on, hang on one second.

793
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: Alex is down fixing the dog's bowl, so we'll get

794
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: right back to your secret. And just a second, I'll

795
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: do the whole musah, can you do this? Some whole

796
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: music English havan to do do do do do do

797
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 1: do do do. Thank you for calling the Jewels Show.

798
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: We'll be right back with you. In one moment. Alex

799
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: is picking up dog food. Now back to your whold

800
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: music with English hevan do I'm back. This is like

801
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,280
Speaker 1: having a tuddler again. Okay, all right, I'm back. So anyway,

802
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: so you're trying to check up on your girlfriend. Is

803
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: that what you're doing. I'm a little confused. I just

804
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: really don't care for social media, and she knows. I don't,

805
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: but sometimes I just want to kind of check in

806
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 1: see what she's doing because I know she's on all

807
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: the time. So you do use it to check up

808
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: on your girlfriend? Okay, Yeah, I pretty much only have

809
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 1: it to check out on her. Thank you for being honest. Yeah,

810
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: we kind of knew that. So what if she finds

811
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: out that you have it? Like, what if one of

812
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: your notifications goes off or something. Oh, I'm not worried

813
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: about that. I have all the notification off. It's all private.

814
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: It's even on a different email account. So okay, okay

815
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: at that, And have you ever seen anything that you

816
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: don't like on your girlfriends social media? I know she's

817
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: really great. I you know, that's the hard part is

818
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: there's nothing that she's done wrong. So I'm just this

819
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: weirdo that. Yeah, at least you know you can trust her. Yeah, yeah,

820
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: that's true. Maybe I'm assuming these trust issues came from

821
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: a previous relationship. Yes, Like there's been no guys that

822
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: have been commenting or anything like that you didn't like. No, Like,

823
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: there's guys that I know, but there's nothing like you

824
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: know what. It's like, Oh, great picture and it's like

825
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: the dog or whatever. So just regular everyday posts are like,

826
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: oh good, grab coffee, congrats you know. Yeah, I'm crazy, Okay, Okay,

827
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a jealous. I'm not a jealous

828
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: person at all. The other day though, I did have

829
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: a jealous moment, which is weird for me. Yeah, with Alex,

830
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: because I don't and I am married, by the way,

831
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: we didn't know that. I have to say that because

832
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: sometimes people don't know that. But like, I'm pretty much cool.

833
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: Like I know my wife is very attractive, beautiful, and

834
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 1: I know that dudes hit on her sometimes and I'm

835
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: usually fine with him, like yeah, whatever. But there's this

836
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 1: one guy that's always like comment like you're so hot,

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Speaker 1: hey babe, and like he's been doing it for a

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Speaker 1: long time. I've just noticed the name and I was

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Speaker 1: the day I was like, I'm just gonna ask her,

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Speaker 1: do you actually know this guy who has a weird

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Speaker 1: listener to the show, just because there's a difference if

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Speaker 1: it's a weird listener, dude, he's like you're hot or

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Speaker 1: someone you know, And even if she knew him, I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I just want to know, like, is this

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Speaker 1: guy crossing like a weird boundary or girls for a

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Speaker 1: long time that the same thing to you. I know,

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Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny because I said it

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Speaker 1: to her and she's like, why do you care, Lindon't really,

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Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah. I sometimes get like that too,

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Speaker 1: Like there's just exactly the same situation as you. There's

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Speaker 1: this one guy that always cools my girlfriend lately, and

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Speaker 1: he cooled her one night when he was hammered and

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Speaker 1: I was next to her and he goes, I just

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Speaker 1: want to say, you're so beautiful. I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I have friends. Don't think that's possible. It's

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Speaker 1: this guy, he's a widow. Or you could get a

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Speaker 1: fake social media account like I do. It would work,

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Speaker 1: follow her and start a messenger you're beautiful. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: beautiful to see what happens. All right, thanks for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Man, have a good when

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Speaker 1: you're what's your dirty little secret? The Jibil Show on

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Speaker 1: demand