Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camridgeedge.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, welcome back to another episode of two Teas
Speaker 2: in a Pod with myself and Trishelle. Hey, so let's
Speaker 2: start with Southern Charms Season ten, episode thirteen. Now we're
Speaker 2: still in the Bahamas and Shep is still shopping, so
Speaker 2: everyone's getting ready for tonight's dinner. Shep asked Craig for
Speaker 2: some advice. He wants to give Sienna the shark tooth
Speaker 2: necklace when he sees her at dinner. Craig makes Shep
Speaker 2: a deal. If Sienna hurts him to the extent she
Speaker 2: did last night, the relationship will be over. Why is
Speaker 2: Craig making a deal with Like, shouldn't that be Shep' steal? Like,
Speaker 2: if she does this to me again, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I was wondering that because Austin was like, Craig,
Speaker 1: you're a dick for saying this. I kind of think
Speaker 1: that Craig at the time, we know now that's not true,
Speaker 1: but he and Paige were in a good relationship and
Speaker 1: a good spot. And sometimes when you're in a happy
Speaker 1: relationship and you see someone like ship pining over a
Speaker 1: girl and having this conflict. It's like annoying to you, Like,
Speaker 1: I know, I kind of feel like I got annoyed
Speaker 1: with people sometimes.
Speaker 2: I like, I don't want to hear your relationship problems
Speaker 2: like stop stop, yeah, yeah, I mean, this isn't even
Speaker 2: a relationship. That's what's so annoying about it. It's like,
Speaker 2: you met this girl online, you've seen her a couple
Speaker 2: of times, and you're giving her shark tooths and telling
Speaker 2: her your lover and you want to have babies. You're
Speaker 2: you need help, you need big help.
Speaker 1: It's weird, and I'm over the shark tooth necklace.
Speaker 2: But I mean, in that moment, to me, I feel
Speaker 2: like Austin, you know, became the voice of reason a
Speaker 2: little bit. The shark tooop necklace would throw me over
Speaker 2: the edge. SHEP isn't doing himself any favors. But I
Speaker 2: will tell you when I saw the shark tooth necklace,
Speaker 2: it wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2: I thought it was something like my ten year old
Speaker 2: son wanted when we went to like Hawaii and we're
Speaker 2: at the gift shop. It was like a little you know,
Speaker 2: like a little white tooth and a little black string.
Speaker 2: It was the same, fancier same.
Speaker 1: I thought it was chic and it look went with
Speaker 1: her her whole look, And.
Speaker 2: I thought, what is not chic is he gives them
Speaker 2: to every girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the great White to Taylor, then the megaladon to
Speaker 1: with her face. I would have been pissed if I
Speaker 1: was Taylor. I'm like, she got the bigger shark.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she was a little pissed off. I
Speaker 2: think so too. Chef's the first to arrive at the
Speaker 2: beachside dinner. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also, they're in the Bahamas. That's her place. She's like
Speaker 1: the representative, you know, per Se for the Bahamas. She
Speaker 1: should be planning stuff. Why is he planning all this?
Speaker 2: Because she doesn't give a shit, Trisha, she does not care.
Speaker 2: She met this guy online, he's on TV. Oh sure,
Speaker 2: I'll come film with you. And then after she went
Speaker 2: and filmed with him. They planned before this, They probably
Speaker 2: planned for him to go out there and she's like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to see you ever again. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and then she had to film. So Sienna arrives and
Speaker 2: they sit down to have a talk before every everyone
Speaker 2: else arrives. Shep gives her the shark tooth necklace. Surprisingly,
Speaker 2: she put it on right away. I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: she's into it. SHEP tells her how painful this whole
Speaker 2: situation has been, but Sianna says they were just having fun. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Taylor and Madison are face timing Leva on the balcony.
Speaker 2: When Leva met Sienna at the dog birthday park, Sianna
Speaker 2: winked at her and said, I'm here for a good time,
Speaker 2: not a long time. Oh, I know, And I remember
Speaker 2: her saying that. Do you think by Sianna's saying that
Speaker 2: she meant she was here for the cameras and not
Speaker 2: to be Shep's girlfriend. I think so too.
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, Sianna is a girl that
Speaker 1: is used to a certain lifestyle maybe, And I think that,
Speaker 1: you know, whenever shef was like I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: this gift, she probably thought it was like a burken
Speaker 1: or like a diamond bracelet or something.
Speaker 2: And then there was a shark too. She put it on.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, knowing what she knew, how the
Speaker 1: conversation was going to go, why did she even accept
Speaker 1: the gift.
Speaker 2: Sianna is the girl that takes the gifts she's the
Speaker 2: girl that Yeah, she's a taker, she's not a giver,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. Chef tells Sienna that they are in love,
Speaker 2: but she never felt that. Again, she had to remind
Speaker 2: him that they were never even in a relationship to
Speaker 2: begin with. That that's still not enough for Shef. I
Speaker 2: mean he was rambling. He was trying to tell this girl, like, yes,
Speaker 2: you love me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean he was completely spiraling, just the rambles,
Speaker 1: and they were like cutting to all these weird things.
Speaker 1: He was like, it's like a death by a thousand
Speaker 1: paper cuts. I mean, I've never seen someone so unhinged
Speaker 1: about a girl.
Speaker 2: But he's accepting the fact that he can't fight for
Speaker 2: someone who doesn't want him. She's still going to stay
Speaker 2: for dinner, and Shep thinks they should make the most
Speaker 2: of their last night together. Why do you think Shep
Speaker 2: continues to tell Sienna how she feels.
Speaker 1: I just feel like he can't accept it. He is
Speaker 1: so used to doing this to other girls. We've seen
Speaker 1: him do it multiple times, Okay, to like probably three
Speaker 1: or four girls since season one.
Speaker 2: Oh, so this is a pattern. So I didn't watch
Speaker 2: the earlier season. So this is Chev's personality.
Speaker 1: The earlier seasons are so good. I mean, girls normally
Speaker 1: fall for shit, and they do, and why he is
Speaker 1: like a fixture in Charleston.
Speaker 2: They love him.
Speaker 1: He was actually very cute and charming, and I think
Speaker 1: he still has some qualities. But girls will fall for
Speaker 1: him and then he would see Anna the girl, So
Speaker 1: now it's happening to him.
Speaker 2: So karma is a bitch. Yes, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: think I've ever felt this level of secondhand embarrassment for
Speaker 2: somebody like I do. For shop Like, I'm like, is
Speaker 2: he gonna watch this back and go whoa? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe, But I think he's getting like a lot of
Speaker 1: love right now, so he's probably just enjoying that, is he. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think people are feeling sorry for him. I feel
Speaker 1: little sorry for him. A lot of it is just
Speaker 1: like he put it on himself.
Speaker 2: But oh, I just think he's delusional. But not just me.
Speaker 2: Everyone else shows up for dinner. Craigan Madison don't even
Speaker 2: bother to say hi to siennap direct shep direct some
Speaker 2: attention to the shark tooth necklace he bought for Sienna.
Speaker 2: Taylor realizes that's the same necklace he got her when
Speaker 2: they were dating, but Chef points out that he gave
Speaker 2: Taylor a great white tooth and Sienna has a I
Speaker 2: don't even know what it's called, Meldon tooth. Who's going
Speaker 2: to tell Chef that you can buy these at any
Speaker 2: booths on Myrtle Beach boardwalk? Like is this? Like I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: He tried to explain the significance of it, and I
Speaker 1: still don't quite understand it. And also, that's not a
Speaker 1: gift that a woman would really want, I don't think.
Speaker 1: But it's weird, and it's weird that he gave it
Speaker 1: to two different girls back to.
Speaker 2: Back on camera. I mean, I mean, come on.
Speaker 1: I did think something was funny at dinner that I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you. Yeah, whenever Rodrigo sits down and
Speaker 1: he's like, I love this time of night. It's when
Speaker 1: everyone's at their facust and like everyone's getting along, And
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, Tamra, is that what it's
Speaker 1: like whenever you're at your cast dinner and you're just
Speaker 1: sitting down.
Speaker 2: Yes, when we were at cast dinner, it's like this,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you look so pretty. Oh that's so great,
Speaker 2: Oh how are the kids? And then it's like you
Speaker 2: bitch by the time to me, you talk behind my back. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So she says they aren't in a relationship. So Santa
Speaker 2: says they're not in a relationship, and Shep pretends like
Speaker 2: he's okay with that. Craig reminds Shep that he hasn't
Speaker 2: smiled at all in the past two days because of
Speaker 2: the situation. Sianna asks what happened, and Craig tells her
Speaker 2: you stressed him out so much that he's blacked out
Speaker 2: and slept on the beach. So embarrassing.
Speaker 1: The whole conversation at the table is embarrassing in front
Speaker 1: of everyone.
Speaker 2: I he is a forty five year old man, Like
Speaker 2: this is I'm just blown away. But Nita pushes things
Speaker 2: a little more, asking Sienna if she wants to be
Speaker 2: with chef eventually or is this never going to happen.
Speaker 2: Then Austin asked why she told Shep she loved him
Speaker 2: but backed off immediately after. But did she really say
Speaker 2: she loved him? Has she ever admitted that? Well, she
Speaker 2: didn't deny it.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm like, why did this girl not leave right
Speaker 1: after the conversation with Shep where she ended things? Why
Speaker 1: is she going to the dinner after I'm like, did
Speaker 1: she get paid as like a day player or so?
Speaker 2: I don't know why she's still there, but it's like,
Speaker 2: not only did she not deny it, she didn't even
Speaker 2: answer the question. No, she didn't, So she might have
Speaker 2: said it. Maybe she did. Maybe she's strung them along,
Speaker 2: But I mean, what we're seeing right here, I would
Speaker 2: have been like, get out of here, like get off
Speaker 2: my show, yes, one hundred percent. I'd have been like
Speaker 2: why are you still here? Like why are you hanging around? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, she clearly looks upset it's not going the
Speaker 1: way she wants to, But damn she's She's been on
Speaker 1: like four episodes. I know.
Speaker 2: Crazy. SHEP decides to pulled Sienna aside and talk to
Speaker 2: her away from everyone else. SHEP keeps telling her that
Speaker 2: they are madly in love, but they miss their one
Speaker 2: shot together. Sanna doesn't seem to agree with that narrative.
Speaker 2: SHEP doesn't want her to get grilled by for another hour,
Speaker 2: and she agrees that it's time for her to leave.
Speaker 2: Sanna and SHEP hug each other goodbye, and she tells him,
Speaker 2: don't hate me, shop, don't hate me. SHEP and I thought,
Speaker 2: that's pretty telling, like you are not into him, but
Speaker 2: you're not really expressing it that much. Just well, she's
Speaker 2: very quiet. Yeah, I think she looked pissed to me.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think she kind of realizes that she is
Speaker 1: not coming off the best, and finally she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: getting the hell out of here. But I mean this
Speaker 1: screams to me that she has somebody better than SHEP.
Speaker 2: On the back burner. I think that's what's going on here. Well,
Speaker 2: I think she used SHEP, There's no doubt. But his
Speaker 2: response even got cringier. How could I ever hate you?
Speaker 2: I love you? And I think at one point he
Speaker 2: even said like I love the way you smell.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, god, oh yeah, that was It
Speaker 1: was really cringe to watch. He was like complaining to
Speaker 1: the poor bartenders about her Oh my god, waiting for
Speaker 1: advice at random people to show.
Speaker 2: When he went and talked to the bartenders, I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: stop but bad. I mean I've done that before. Like
Speaker 2: if I'm in a very like very sad state or whatever,
Speaker 2: I will like, you know, oh, I'll talk too much.
Speaker 2: I'll share too much with someone I bear like my
Speaker 2: nail girl and then I'm like, what am I doing? Like,
Speaker 2: it's just like I think, when you get super emotional,
Speaker 2: you just need to get it out. So I understand it,
Speaker 2: but it sounds it just sounded so cringey.
Speaker 1: It's like you're looking for that one random person to
Speaker 1: validate your feelings and make you feel better.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so that fun person that you don't know,
Speaker 2: that doesn't even know the whole story goes, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. This is Yeah, you're like, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: they're on my side, but everybody else is sitting on
Speaker 2: the beach. Craig drunkenly asked Taylor if it's hard to
Speaker 2: see Sheep fighting for another girl when he never fought
Speaker 2: for her. Taylor feels a little bit bad for him,
Speaker 2: which is that's big of Taylor. Why is Craig. I
Speaker 2: feel like Craig in this episode is kind of being
Speaker 2: like the biggest hater. Obviously, his relationship with Page wasn't
Speaker 2: as well going as well as he was making it
Speaker 2: out to be, so I don't know if he was
Speaker 2: projecting or what was going on. I think we're seeing
Speaker 2: the start of the cracks.
Speaker 1: I think we're seeing the very beginning cracks right now,
Speaker 1: and that's why he's kind of.
Speaker 2: It's almost mean.
Speaker 1: Whenever he said that in front of everyone to Taylor,
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty mean.
Speaker 2: It was mean. Then Austin and Craig start hashing it
Speaker 2: out in front of everyone. Austin says, Craig embellishes everything everything.
Speaker 2: Craig shouts back, I'm a lawyer and a storyteller. The
Speaker 2: best line ever. Okay, can because I don't know the
Speaker 2: backback history. When was the last time Craig was practicing law?
Speaker 2: Like did he ever practice law?
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think so, But tamra he lied about
Speaker 1: so much. He lied about taking the bar for like
Speaker 1: years he lied.
Speaker 2: Did he take the bar?
Speaker 1: He eventually did and passed, but he lied about it
Speaker 1: for so long. But that was my favorite thing because
Speaker 1: Craig always has been known to be an embellisher. Like
Speaker 1: Austin said, but yeah, I'm a lawyer and a storyteller.
Speaker 1: I thought that was so funny because he's basically saying
Speaker 1: he's a liar.
Speaker 2: I'm a lawyer and a storyteller. I think he should
Speaker 2: put that in his bio on Instagram. Oh, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Then Craig starts to talk about his self improvement, which
Speaker 2: just causes Austin to walk away. Meanwhile, Venita's receiving paragraphs
Speaker 2: of texts from JT, which prompts Sally to ask if
Speaker 2: they have feelings for one another. So Venita says yes,
Speaker 2: after last night, she's certain he feels the same. Now,
Speaker 2: we saw that she went into his room and then
Speaker 2: he didn't want camera so he closed the door. Obviously
Speaker 2: something went down in that. Yeah, I wonder if something happened.
Speaker 1: She claims on her end that she got on top
Speaker 1: of him and he threw her off, but it seems
Speaker 1: like something else happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she even says like if he has a girlfriend,
Speaker 2: he's spending all his time with me. Yeah, And I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1: This is all beneath Vanita in my opinion, Like you
Speaker 1: don't want to start a relationship with a guy where
Speaker 1: you were the other woman, I know.
Speaker 2: I mean, like who's next, Whitney, like your pickers off girl? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean for Shep and Sienna and now JT and Vanita,
Speaker 2: maybe Vanita and Shep should get together since both Sienna
Speaker 2: and JT want nothing to do with them.
Speaker 1: I mean, we just need to find a good guy
Speaker 1: for Molly. That's all I care about.
Speaker 2: Well, Molly is really into Shep and if she can
Speaker 2: take him for who he is, SHEP should jump on that.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: I think she's so good for him, she's too good
Speaker 1: for him, though I love Molly.
Speaker 2: Do you think that Shep could ever like just I mean,
Speaker 2: he's forty five, Like there's a point where he can
Speaker 2: just settle down. Okay, so this Sienna is somebody that's
Speaker 2: not a toddler.
Speaker 1: I feel like after this is over, can go one
Speaker 1: of two ways. Shep could be like, Wow, this twenty
Speaker 1: something year old girl completely ruined me and made me
Speaker 1: look like a fool and I need to start day.
Speaker 2: People my own age.
Speaker 1: It can go that way, or he will become a
Speaker 1: bigger man whore than ever.
Speaker 2: And just like I suspect he's going to be a
Speaker 2: man whore for a little bit because he's gonna he's
Speaker 2: got his feelings hurt over a girl he knew for
Speaker 2: re visits. I don't know, but it'll be interesting to
Speaker 2: see what happens at the reunion. Do you think Sianna
Speaker 2: will show up to the reunion?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think so? She pays She's not done well. She's
Speaker 2: been very vocal on social media and there's been a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff being said. I can't even remember everything,
Speaker 2: but she is like he's not, like she's saying it
Speaker 2: didn't happen, how it happened.
Speaker 1: So they like the messy Andy wants to hear her story.
Speaker 2: I bet absolutely so. Craig follows Austin, so they continue
Speaker 2: the conversation. Now, I found this whole conversation very interesting.
Speaker 2: While holding an entire bottle of Voove, Craig admits that
Speaker 2: he wants to repair his friendship with Austin. Austin thinks
Speaker 2: Craig's projecting an image that isn't him because Craig's trying
Speaker 2: not to be an alcoholic. He thinks that he thinks
Speaker 2: that's what's destroying his relationship with Austin. However, he has
Speaker 2: a bottle of champagne in his hand and talks about
Speaker 2: his addiction problems. So Craig starts tearing up. He felt
Speaker 2: like he was in the trenches and just wanted to
Speaker 2: better himself and his life. He stays at home on
Speaker 2: his couch. If he goes out, he'll drink a bottle
Speaker 2: of Yaeger Jeger. Yeah, people, still drink that I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that like the stuff you drink in
Speaker 2: high school?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, this is all news to Austin. He had
Speaker 2: never heard Craig's described describing himself as an addict. Craig
Speaker 2: never realized until he saw a sheep black out and
Speaker 2: fall asleep on the beach this weekend. So is Craig
Speaker 2: saying he just realized that he has addiction problems because
Speaker 2: Shep was blacked out asleep on the beach. And He's like,
Speaker 2: I never realized it until I saw Shep.
Speaker 1: Well, people had always said that to him, like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't they flash back to the reunion whenever Cameron
Speaker 1: was like, I think you're addicted to adderall. And I
Speaker 1: do think that Craig watching him, has like an addictive personality,
Speaker 1: But I don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't think he was like a full blown alcoholic.
Speaker 1: Maybe it just scared him that he felt like he
Speaker 1: was drinking too much at the time.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why he feels like he can't come. That's
Speaker 2: why he feels like he can comment on chef's behaviors
Speaker 2: because he used to do those types of things. But Craig,
Speaker 2: you have a bottle of champagne in your hand, and
Speaker 2: you're wasted drunk as you're telling him this. Astin should
Speaker 2: have realized this. After Craig's passed with Adderwall, they flashed
Speaker 2: back to Craig, who was unrecognizable, very very thin, and
Speaker 2: he was on out. I guess back then, Yeah, Craig says,
Speaker 2: Page has been with him the entire time. He can't
Speaker 2: imagine being closer to anyone than he is with her.
Speaker 2: I mean this scene kind of had me sad knowing
Speaker 2: that they have broken up. Now, Yeah, I go to
Speaker 2: watch this back that exactly I thought the same thing.
Speaker 1: But I got a little emotional whenever I saw Craig
Speaker 1: and Austin's whole exchange, because like, I had a similar
Speaker 1: situation with a friend in LA when I lived there
Speaker 1: in my twenties where she would just we both go
Speaker 1: out and we go party a lot and every single night.
Speaker 1: And it's like at the time I was drinking too much,
Speaker 1: but like I could kind of handle it and manage it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was going over the top drinking and she had
Speaker 1: to leave La and move and it made me so sad.
Speaker 1: It changed our friendship because she couldn't go down that road,
Speaker 1: and so it kind of reminded me a little bit
Speaker 1: of that, and like, you don't want to become a
Speaker 1: full blown alcoholic like that, and so that made me sad.
Speaker 2: I know, I actually thought this was a really good
Speaker 2: scene between the time two of them. Right. Yeah, Now,
Speaker 2: Austin knows that this addiction doesn't excuse a lot of
Speaker 2: Craig's behavior, but he feels like it's a starting point.
Speaker 2: They finally make up. The next morning, they're all packing
Speaker 2: up to leave, but Craig paid for a surprise. He
Speaker 2: ordered filminga's we brought to the girl's suite. Madison's scared
Speaker 2: of them because they're all they're as tall as her
Speaker 2: and they're kind of in her space. And I have
Speaker 2: this thing with birds, like, yeah, they're cute, but I
Speaker 2: don't like birds. Really, that's your phobia, Loba. Yeah, When
Speaker 2: I was like sixteen years old, I drove home from
Speaker 2: high school from lunch break and I was driving my
Speaker 2: car in a swarm of birds hit my windshield and
Speaker 2: they were all stuck. They two of them died and
Speaker 2: they were stuck in my wings and I had to
Speaker 2: drive looking at their faces. Oh no, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't like birds.
Speaker 1: I get it, but I thought the flamingo thing was
Speaker 1: super cute and thoughtful of Craig.
Speaker 2: It was, it was, it was, And you know, Shep
Speaker 2: did say that he feels now that things with Sienna
Speaker 2: have ended, he feels, you know, a little freeing from that.
Speaker 1: He just needed one night away from Sienna to realize
Speaker 1: that he's fine. He can go home around Charleston again.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Well that's it for Southern Charm. Thank you
Speaker 2: guys for listening, and we'll see you next week.