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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It is

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Speaker 1: time for a phone tap, or, as my good friend

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Speaker 1: Alan winter Bottom would say, yeah, time for chuckles in

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Yeah, alright, chuckles right, old man Allan is

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Speaker 1: back in this time. He's calling people who donated to

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Speaker 1: the local Senior center to thank them for their generosity.

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Speaker 1: That's nice. Plus he has a little special surprise of

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Speaker 1: his own to offer them. You're gonna hear what it

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Speaker 1: is in your phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: is this Ericson? Yes it is. This is the Who

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Speaker 1: is this? My name is Alan winter Bottom from the

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Speaker 1: Senior Center Downtown location. Yes, hii Hello Hello. We appreciate

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Speaker 1: your generous donation to make our facilities better. Of course. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the toilet seats aren't as sticky now thanks to you. Well,

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Speaker 1: nobody likes uh that you're telling me, you know. Also,

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Speaker 1: your name was selected out of a hat for a

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Speaker 1: bonus thank you prize. In't that's something? Well, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure it is. Yeah, they actually gave us one of

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Speaker 1: those game show wheel thing of the Jiggers. You know. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty sure you watch those shows more than

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Speaker 1: I do. But what are you trying to say? I

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Speaker 1: don't have a life. No, no, no, I used to

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Speaker 1: watch those shows with my with my grandparents, grown up

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Speaker 1: all the time. Actually, so oh what was his name? John? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I know three of them. They're all dead. Oh listen, anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's just spend this thing. Oh okay, you could even

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Speaker 1: win a whole block aparn what you know parmesan cheese?

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Speaker 1: The government drops it off here for us. It's so creamy.

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Speaker 1: Sure all right, oh yeah, let's let's spend the wheel then, dude,

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my wrist. Oh you actually have a real

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Speaker 1: Oh what would would you look at that? They get

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Speaker 1: to live with you? Yeah, you just won House of

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Speaker 1: Senior for a whole month. We're gonna be roommates, you

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Speaker 1: and me. You like watching Matt Luck, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's happening here on the wheel thing either?

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Speaker 1: A slop that says, how's a senior and so whoever

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Speaker 1: spins it gets to live with you, and that's me,

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Speaker 1: Alan winter Bottom. Well, Alan, should should I send you

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Speaker 1: my dietary restrictions now or later? Because I do have colitis?

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Speaker 1: I don't think you should send me anything. This is uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm confused. I wasn't really prepared for this, Alan,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't prepared either. I thought you were gonna win

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Speaker 1: some crummy gift card. But oh boy, this is good news.

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Speaker 1: It looks like I already have your address from the

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Speaker 1: donation form, so I could be over there in the

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Speaker 1: next hour. That is, I'm already mapping out the bus route. Okay, um, Alan,

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Speaker 1: you seem like a nice guy, generous with your time.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, bottom line is I can't have you living

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Speaker 1: with me. Oh well, that's okay. I could sleep in

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Speaker 1: your backyard. I don't know much heat, and I got

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Speaker 1: my portable electric blanket. I'm pretty sure you'd get better

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Speaker 1: services where you're at now. You don't understand it's battery powered.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand, Alan, I can't have an old man

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Speaker 1: living in my backyard. I just need a helper for

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Speaker 1: my medication because I take it rectally. This is Honestly,

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Speaker 1: this is a nightmare. I really I need to talk

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Speaker 1: to somebody in charge. Is that Oh you're you're not interested?

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Speaker 1: Then you can't come here. Okay, well, I guess you

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Speaker 1: could opt out. I will do that right. Well, in

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Speaker 1: order to do that, I'll need another two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars donations. Is this a scam, man? I mean,

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Speaker 1: what's going on here? You also get a free prize wheel.

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Speaker 1: Spin with it, dude? Oh boy, let's you who we

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Speaker 1: got here? Knock it off with the prize wheel. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do this, are you sure? Because you

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Speaker 1: could win a prank phone call on an old timey

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Speaker 1: radio show like the one you're on right now. Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. What what what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? They were wise crages. Okay, yeah, dude, my

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Speaker 1: name is jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was my old man voice. Wow, you

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Speaker 1: just got phone tap with the help of your wife Anna,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to talk to her. Well, she's picking

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Speaker 1: me up to take me over to your place. They

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Speaker 1: just need you to sponge me down from my afternoon bath. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll have to give you the uh that medication later.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Week Up every morning, Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning.