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Speaker 1: Frenking Jubels second date up date, my opinion is always
Speaker 1: a good date when the possibility of handcuffs getting whipped
Speaker 1: out comes into play. Yeah, not everybody feels that way.
Speaker 1: Like Frank, who's on the phone for a second date update?
Speaker 1: Right now? What's up, Frank? Not much? So you almost
Speaker 1: got the handcuffs put on you? Huh, first date? So
Speaker 1: I like to hear it's like freaky Frank already right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a lot of fun Frank and your
Speaker 1: email about your date. But uh, I guess it wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. Wasn't what I would love to exactly have.
Speaker 1: But you know that's how go you are. You sound
Speaker 1: awkward just even saying that it just wasn't one of
Speaker 1: my out of moments. Before we get into that, tell
Speaker 1: us a little bit about the girl that you want
Speaker 1: to call today. What's her name? Her name is Jenna, Jenna,
Speaker 1: and how did you meet Jenna? We met through some
Speaker 1: mutual friends, just like at a party, and we were
Speaker 1: both hanging out and just there seemed to be a
Speaker 1: little bit of a clicking, you know what I mean. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So did you know immediately that you wanted to ask
Speaker 1: her out? Oh? Definitely. Like she was hilarious, you know,
Speaker 1: I love that she was just like had a great
Speaker 1: sense of humor, and she had an awesome smile, and
Speaker 1: she had this really cute mole like he was like
Speaker 1: between her left eye and her nose. And it's gonna
Speaker 1: sound a little like normally I'm not really moles at all,
Speaker 1: the kind of weird me out. But he was like
Speaker 1: rocking it, you know. I mean, there's something something sexy
Speaker 1: about a girl who's not scared to rock her mole.
Speaker 1: I agree with you on that one. It was like
Speaker 1: a sexy mole. Obviously worked because you guys went out
Speaker 1: on a date, right, tell us about the date? Well, Like,
Speaker 1: I love indie films, so I asked her to see
Speaker 1: this indie film that my friend actually worked. He was
Speaker 1: like a cinematographer on it. He was just like super talented,
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to go support. So how was
Speaker 1: the movie? It? Was. I mean, I thought it was good.
Speaker 1: I mean at one point I was kind of nervous too,
Speaker 1: because I had French onion soup at lunch and I
Speaker 1: was like I didn't have a chance to like brush
Speaker 1: my teeth, so I was worried. You know, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I had like bad breath or something. But yeah,
Speaker 1: she leaned in at some point, so I felt like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is going great. You know, like she leaned in
Speaker 1: to kiss you during the film, just like to like
Speaker 1: be closer. I think, you know, just kind of like
Speaker 1: lean up against me and what it was just like
Speaker 1: I think she was just trying to get closer, okay,
Speaker 1: And you didn't try to kiss her at that point.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't kiss her, but I definitely I
Speaker 1: was like thinking, all right, this is like we're gonna
Speaker 1: get a kiss at the end of the night. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good romantic move there. Did you get a
Speaker 1: kiss at the end of the things? No? I mean,
Speaker 1: here's what happened after that. So the movie got out
Speaker 1: and then you know, we're driving and I ended up
Speaker 1: getting pulled over her and h I guess my kailway
Speaker 1: was out or something like. That's what the cops said,
Speaker 1: and I was just like talking my way out of it,
Speaker 1: just because like I already have two tickets and I
Speaker 1: just you know, I don't want to jack up my insurance.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. So, um, so I thought it was a
Speaker 1: pretty smooth talker and it seemed to be okay, and
Speaker 1: it just felt different after for some reason, like after
Speaker 1: you got pulled over. Yeah, like when I got back
Speaker 1: in the car and I was like that was weird.
Speaker 1: And she, you know, she kind of didn't really like
Speaker 1: wasn't laughing like she I thought she would have or
Speaker 1: something where they had you out of the car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my question too. That's extreme. Yeah, I got out
Speaker 1: of the car to the cock, to the cop because
Speaker 1: I just didn't want her to hear, you know, everything
Speaker 1: was going on, and and I thought it was a
Speaker 1: lot worse, like the cops that get out of the car,
Speaker 1: you know, like that kind of thing. No, No, it
Speaker 1: wasn't that. It wasn't that, Like wait a minute, why
Speaker 1: didn't you want her to hear? I don't know, you know,
Speaker 1: when I'm on like a first date with someone, I
Speaker 1: don't want exactly for them to hear that it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't my first ticket, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't want her to think I'm like
Speaker 1: some irresponsible guy getting tickets all the time, you know.
Speaker 1: And so what happened when you guys actually got back
Speaker 1: to her house and you said good night? So I
Speaker 1: drove her back to her place, and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking I'm still gonna get like a kiss, you know,
Speaker 1: by the end of the night. And I took her
Speaker 1: to her door, and she's just like, uh, sorry, just
Speaker 1: not feeling it. And I'm like, oh, okay, o wait,
Speaker 1: so you went in for a kiss and she denied you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's just like sorry. It was just weird. It just
Speaker 1: was kind of like cut off, all right. And I
Speaker 1: asked her. I was like, can I call you? And
Speaker 1: she's like, um, she was just like really vague, you know,
Speaker 1: She's like okay, but it didn't feel like not absolutely
Speaker 1: call me, just okay. Sure. I guess she was like
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, She's like all right, yeah or whatever. I
Speaker 1: wonder what could have happened from the time you went
Speaker 1: to talk to the cop to getting back into the
Speaker 1: car that would have made her seem so cold, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I have this like weird that maybe
Speaker 1: she dated that cop or something. You've just been sitting
Speaker 1: on this making up stories since you went on your
Speaker 1: date of things that could have possibly been wrong, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know because I can't figure it out. It
Speaker 1: was like, why would you suddenly just not want to
Speaker 1: talk or not even like that's my kiss? He's reading
Speaker 1: deep sir, Well, I don't know. I thought, like, you know,
Speaker 1: singing that. I was thinking like is it my breath?
Speaker 1: Like was it the French? All kinds of things. The
Speaker 1: police officer. Have you tried to call her since the date?
Speaker 1: I mean, have you tried to reach out to her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And just nothing, nothing at all? Yeah, all right, well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, comeback, call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, cool, okay, hang on it
Speaker 1: looking jubil in the morning. Second update. I'm actually really
Speaker 1: surprised that the guy on the phone to do a
Speaker 1: second date update today isn't getting a call back because
Speaker 1: he's a bad boy. Oh that's right. If you missed
Speaker 1: the first part of today's second date update. Frank is
Speaker 1: on the phone and he wants to call a girl
Speaker 1: named Jenna, and on their first date, he got pulled
Speaker 1: over got into a physical altercation with a cop and
Speaker 1: then took them on a high speed chase down the freeway,
Speaker 1: which eventually ended in the car rolling over six times
Speaker 1: before he was taken into custody. But his story has
Speaker 1: gotten a lot better in the last couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: So the last time we talked to him, actually he
Speaker 1: got pulled over after they went to the movies and
Speaker 1: then talked his way out of a ticket. And then
Speaker 1: after he talked his way out of the ticket, when
Speaker 1: he got back in the car, she was very awkward
Speaker 1: and was hardly talking to him. At the end of
Speaker 1: the night, when he dropped her off, he went in
Speaker 1: for a kiss. She said no, and then he asked
Speaker 1: if he could call her again. She said okay, and
Speaker 1: then he called her again and hasn't heard a thing. Frank. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: it would have sounded cooler if you would have done
Speaker 1: all those things that I said you did. By the way,
Speaker 1: yeah I did. I did something. Hey, next time we
Speaker 1: lived to date again. The next date you go on
Speaker 1: high speed chase gets him every time. Yeah, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: all right, buddy, I'll do that. Yeah. Yeah, you guys
Speaker 1: give out such good advice. I mean all right, man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone number right now. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Jenna. Hi.
Speaker 1: This is Jenna. Hey, Jenna. What's going on? Not much?
Speaker 1: May ask? His calling? Sure? Are you going to answer her?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean you can ask. Would you
Speaker 1: like to know who it is? Who is who's calling me?
Speaker 1: What's going on? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning, the radio show. Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine? Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent
Speaker 1: us an email about you. His name is Frank. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his name is Frank, and you guys recently he went
Speaker 1: to a movie together. Yeah. Yeah. And Frank told us
Speaker 1: that after your date, he's been trying to get a
Speaker 1: hold of you because he would like to see you again,
Speaker 1: and you haven't been responding to any of his phone
Speaker 1: calls or text messages or anything. Oh oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So Frank asked us if we could call you and
Speaker 1: find out why you don't want to see him again.
Speaker 1: There's no way that this is real. No, this is
Speaker 1: one real. It's a segment we do on our show
Speaker 1: called the second date update. Frank wants to know why
Speaker 1: you're not answering the phone. Oh my gosh, so are you?
Speaker 1: Are you laughing at the fact that a radio station
Speaker 1: is calling you or just the thought of Frank? But
Speaker 1: he isn't taking me not calling him back, and he's
Speaker 1: having you guys call me. Yeah. Well, I think he
Speaker 1: knows that you've blown him off. Now he just wants
Speaker 1: to know why, so he figured we could maybe find
Speaker 1: that out. Do you mind telling us a little bit
Speaker 1: about your date? Well, you know, I mean my date
Speaker 1: wasn't great. I don't want to like talk behind his back,
Speaker 1: especially on the radio. Yeah, but it's really not behind
Speaker 1: his back if you think about it. He's the one
Speaker 1: that asked us to make this phone call. It's not
Speaker 1: like we're doing it out of the blue. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe don't tell him this exact version. But I just
Speaker 1: can't go out with a guy that I don't respect.
Speaker 1: Whoa that's got more serious than I expected it too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna say he's got a weird haircut or something.
Speaker 1: Why don't you respect him? I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: how much he told you about the date. Okay, he
Speaker 1: told us that he took you to a movie, and
Speaker 1: then there was an awkward moment when he got pulled
Speaker 1: over for like having a break light out or something,
Speaker 1: and then he talked to the cop, got out of
Speaker 1: the ticket, and when he got back in the car,
Speaker 1: he said that you were very cold to him, and
Speaker 1: then you wouldn't kiss him when he dropped you off,
Speaker 1: and then he said that you haven't answered his phone calls.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. Okay, that's a lot, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want me to tell you his theory on why
Speaker 1: he thinks you're not calling him back? Sure, because I
Speaker 1: guess he's been like racking his brain for reasons, and
Speaker 1: he was thinking that maybe the cop that pulled you
Speaker 1: guys over is somebody that you used to date. Are
Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Oh like yeah, that's so extreme. So
Speaker 1: you're laughing at that. I'm guessing that's not the case.
Speaker 1: You didn't date that cop. No, I did not. He
Speaker 1: just can't figure it out because according to him, everything
Speaker 1: was great until he got pulled over, and then after
Speaker 1: that you were weird. Well, he thinks I didn't see
Speaker 1: what he did, but I saw it. What did he do?
Speaker 1: So we get pulled over? He immediately gets out of
Speaker 1: the car. I'm like, what are you doing? Stay in
Speaker 1: the car. The CoP's freaking out. He's telling him to
Speaker 1: get back in the car. Yeah, and then he starts
Speaker 1: like crying to the cop get out of it, like tears. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's like bluthering. It's like, all sirremontitate and I have
Speaker 1: all these other tickets and I didn't really need a
Speaker 1: break to that. It was insane. Was I'm picturing a
Speaker 1: huge scene like the cop with his gun drawn and
Speaker 1: him sobbing, you know, I mean, it wasn't that dramatic,
Speaker 1: but they just like went to the back of the
Speaker 1: car and you know, apparently thought I couldn't hear anything,
Speaker 1: but I heard everything. So was he? I mean maybe
Speaker 1: he was legitimately crying. Some people get really scared and
Speaker 1: nervous when they get pulled over, because then he gets
Speaker 1: back in the car and he's all dragged Me like, well,
Speaker 1: I really, you know, smoothed my way through that, really
Speaker 1: talked my way out of that one. How impressive is this?
Speaker 1: So no, he was telling you that when he didn't
Speaker 1: think that you heard he was crying? Yeah? Was he
Speaker 1: still in tears when he got in the car. You know,
Speaker 1: I mean, he like, you know, wiped away his eyes,
Speaker 1: but he was totally you know, all like smooth soccer Like,
Speaker 1: look what I just did. Why didn't you just call
Speaker 1: him out on it? I don't know why I didn't
Speaker 1: in the moment, but in my mind the whole time,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, did you just really cry to get out
Speaker 1: of the ticket? The cop was even like this is awkward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. It worked. He didn't
Speaker 1: get a ticket. I think it's a great move. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't get a ticket, but he also didn't get
Speaker 1: a chance to go out with me again. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for telling us your story, Jenna. I do also
Speaker 1: want to tell you I hope that he's not crying
Speaker 1: right now, but Frank is actually on the other line
Speaker 1: listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Yeah, Frank, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is what Jenna says true? You thought I was trying?
Speaker 1: I mean, are you a moron? Like? It was fake?
Speaker 1: I just try to get out of the ticket. It's
Speaker 1: called active, you know what I mean? Did you just
Speaker 1: call me a more? What happened? Are you okay? Well? Now,
Speaker 1: not only are you suing pathetic, but you're also rude. Well,
Speaker 1: what was I supposed to do? You were like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're getting we get pulled over for like nothing. You're
Speaker 1: doing nothing to help. You're like freaking out, like it's
Speaker 1: like an earthquake or something. Well, you know, I was.
Speaker 1: You can't even handle getting a ticket. You just to
Speaker 1: the officer, you explain the situation. It's not that hard
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, Well, you know, you could have like
Speaker 1: gotten out and it were done something like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: show them some cleavage, you know, and a freak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is the least you could have done, you know,
Speaker 1: like just showing bobs. Then I wouldn't have had to
Speaker 1: be like get out of this. So you're blaming You're
Speaker 1: blaming her for you getting out of the car and
Speaker 1: crying to the cop to try to get out of
Speaker 1: a ticket. And you're suggesting that I slashed this cop.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? All she was doing was just
Speaker 1: panicking the whole time. She was just freaking out the
Speaker 1: whole time. And she's like, oh, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: wasn't freaking out. I was just sitting there like anyone
Speaker 1: would do when they get a ticket. You were the
Speaker 1: one who was totally freaking out. Yeah, No, I was
Speaker 1: the one who handled it, handled it like No, it's
Speaker 1: a girl, girl, I know, you know what. I was
Speaker 1: proud of myself, and you should be proud that someone
Speaker 1: handled the situation. I didn't know what to do. You're
Speaker 1: sitting there wailing to this poor cop about how you've
Speaker 1: got all these other tickets and you're on a date
Speaker 1: and how can I possibly respect you when you get
Speaker 1: back in the car, Jenna, you're obviously not usually going
Speaker 1: out with the real man, Frank. Are you just really embarrassed?
Speaker 1: Is that why you're being so aggressive? No, Jenna said,
Speaker 1: I was crying. I was not crying. I was fake crying. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's like a major difference. Oh hey, Jenna, I would
Speaker 1: love to ask if you guys would like to go
Speaker 1: on a second date. Jenna, would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Frank again? We'll pay for it. No, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about, Jenna? What good are you if
Speaker 1: you can't use your boobs properly? No? I thought you
Speaker 1: were cool, you know, like we laughed about the Ghostbusters
Speaker 1: and like laughed our tails off, and you're just like,
Speaker 1: you know, have no respect for someone taking care of
Speaker 1: a situation like a real like a real man does
Speaker 1: stake cry. I've just been saying that for years. A
Speaker 1: real man will fake cry to get his way out
Speaker 1: of things, Like anytime anybody's been aggressing with me, wanted
Speaker 1: to fight in a bar something like that, I cry
Speaker 1: and I run out, and that's what real men do.
Speaker 1: So that's a no, Jenna, no second date with Frank. No,
Speaker 1: and good luck to him finding someone who will. Sorry Frank,
Speaker 1: you know, Jenna, that's fine. I don't care because if
Speaker 1: I had to do it again, I would stay cry
Speaker 1: to another cop whatever I have to do, all right, will.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a successful second date for you, Frank, but
Speaker 1: you did help us learn a lesson today that fake
Speaker 1: crying is the manly way to get out of things.
Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate it. Ji in the morning texting at
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two that says I'd go out
Speaker 1: on a date with Frank just so he could teach
Speaker 1: me how to cry to get out of a ticket.
Speaker 1: If you missed today's second date update, this guy named
Speaker 1: Frank wanted to call a girl named Jenna. She wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back after their date. He thought it was
Speaker 1: because he got a ticket and maybe that was awkward.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the awkward part. The awkward part was how
Speaker 1: he got out of the ticket. Apparently he got out
Speaker 1: of the car, went back with the cop and started
Speaker 1: crying to get out of the ticket, like I'm on
Speaker 1: a first date. You're ruining everything. And she heard him
Speaker 1: crying to the cop and I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: deal with this guy. And I love the point the
Speaker 1: fact that that he blamed her, that he had to
Speaker 1: do that because she didn't use her boobs properly. It
Speaker 1: was her fault that he had to fake cry to
Speaker 1: get out of the ticket, having those things, if you
Speaker 1: can't use him to get out of the ticket exactly,
Speaker 1: she did not want to go out with him again,
Speaker 1: so he did not get a second date, which is very,
Speaker 1: very weird. But we did all learn that real men
Speaker 1: cry to get out of things, because that's what he said.
Speaker 1: I'm a man, and I you know, I took control
Speaker 1: of the situation. I did what I had to do
Speaker 1: when I cried. Can you imagine them like at a restaurant,
Speaker 1: if like he wants to get a free appetizer, starts
Speaker 1: crying out all the time, Well, hey, he can do it.
Speaker 1: I can't never get out of a ticket. I've got
Speaker 1: boobs and I've cried before, and they still give me
Speaker 1: a ticket. Frank us up. You need to learn something
Speaker 1: from Frank. If you want a second date update, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show. We'll call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: this is your captain speaking. Welcome a board Flight ninety
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