1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: There's an old saying from one of the greatest philosophers 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: of our time that really sums up life. It's the 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,560 Speaker 1: Jewels Show. That's not what they said, but I'm not 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: sure who said it. It could have been Gandhi or 5 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: it could have been Rob Kardashian. I know it was 6 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,799 Speaker 1: one of those highly regarded philosophers though, yeah, no doubt 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,959 Speaker 1: it was one of them. The saying is it's better 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: to be lucky than good. Said that. It was either 9 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: Gandhi or Rob Kardashian, them or me. I have no 10 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: idea if somebody said it, And just a second ago 11 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: you heard me say one of the members of the 12 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: show should probably be in jail, or should have been 13 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: in jail a long time ago, in jail right now 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: for one thing or another, especially the way I drive. 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: I get pulled over a lot, and I hardly get tickets, 16 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: and it drives Alex crazy always, and it's always been 17 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 1: that way. I don't know what it is about my 18 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,080 Speaker 1: luck with that, but I get pulled over and I 19 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: should definitely get a ticket for many things, and they'll 20 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: let me go. I moved once, right, and I just 21 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: wanted to play a game with myself for fun. I 22 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: was like, I'm not going to register my car. I'm 23 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: gonna leave the tabs expired for as long as possible. 24 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: How long can I go until I get a ticket. 25 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: Once I get a ticket, I will change over the 26 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,760 Speaker 1: tabs and I will register my car again. It's a 27 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: fun game. It was really fun because I got pulled 28 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 1: over multiple times and I would get off every single time. 29 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: And then I finally got a ticket. It was about 30 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: a year and a half later they finally gave me 31 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: a ticket. That's just how it goes with me and 32 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: getting tickets. I've gone several tickets since I've been with him. Right, 33 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: I don't. I'm like I barely even drive. And then 34 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: we went on a twenty hour road trip drive right, 35 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 1: He drove eighteen of the twenty hours and I drove two. 36 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: And I got a speeding ticket. And it was right 37 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: after we switched too, and I was driving fast, I 38 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: mean way faster than I was. I was going like 39 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: ninety and he would be like doing like one hundred. 40 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: It was like thirty minutes after sting. Are you kidding? 41 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: At that point, it's just like a curse on you 42 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: or something. So then, so here's what happened. So he finally, 43 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: you guys, you guys, he finally got a ticket. I 44 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: did get pulled over the other day and I was 45 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: going way over the speed Lets tell you about it. 46 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: He was going ninety two and indeed, that's twenty two 47 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: miles an hour over the speed limit. It's not even 48 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: your worst, is it. Twenty miles an hour is reckless driving? 49 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: Reckless driving? You should get a reckless driving charge again, 50 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: whatever is in time, No, that just means the ticket 51 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: you can if you if you've had like previous things. 52 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: I think, but ninety two and a seventy and comes 53 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: up to one hundred if they didn't stop me. I 54 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: want to go there. So you know, the state patrol 55 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: gave Jubil a one hundred and eight dollars ticket for 56 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: going five over five over, and I knew I was 57 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: going to get a ticket this time. I could just 58 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 1: tell right, And he comes back and he's like, I 59 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: just march you off. Is five over five over? That 60 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: is so upset. A hundred and eight dollars? Get this? 61 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: So get this. A couple days later, Yeah, I'm driving 62 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: home from getting my hair done and I didn't realize 63 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: that I was passing this school that had just gotten 64 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: out at three to one, and I was going thirty 65 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: three and twenty, which thirty three slow. Well, yeah, it slowed, 66 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: you know, and if it wasn't, you'd be right. There's like, 67 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,679 Speaker 1: you know, there's some kids around, but it's not like 68 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 1: kids everywhere. I don't even know where the school is. 69 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: And then I didn't know that I got a ticket 70 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 1: because I didn't see the blinking thing telling me that 71 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,679 Speaker 1: there's a school around. Going twenty miles an hour and twenty, 72 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: I get a ticket to the mail. I got a 73 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: ticket of the value. Guys, I remember this. I got 74 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: pulled over going twenty two miles almost on an almost 75 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: one hundred miles an hour over the speeding limit, enough 76 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 1: to be reckless driving. I got a ticket for five 77 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: over and it was how much on hundred and eight dollars? 78 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: One hundred eight dollars. And then Alex got her ticket 79 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: in the mail. I was going thirteen over and the 80 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: ticket was one hundred and thirty nine dollars. It was 81 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: I didn't even get pulled over, and I got a 82 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: bigger ticket in the mill. There was gonna be trust, 83 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: you gotta be king so bad boys, bad boys, Oh, yeah, 84 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. So that's just that's my luck, 85 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: though I guess it's not bad. I recommend it. At 86 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: least a jewble shows for driving it's good. And Alex 87 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: we must have the same luck because once I rolled 88 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: my call and like I was heavily concuss sitting in 89 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: the vehicle. The cop came up to me, didn't even 90 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: ask me, really high how I was. He goes, wow, yeah, 91 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to give you a speeding ticket full 92 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: two hundreds for two hundred an I mean, sorry, two 93 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: hundred dollars accent. I have a big body for getting 94 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: in an accident, but I didn't hurt anyone. But if 95 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: that was too funny, you definitely would have been let o. 96 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: I flipped my car into a canal when I was 97 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 1: eighteen and I was going like camping with friends whatever. Anyway, 98 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 1: it was on this dirt road next to a canal. 99 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 1: Slipped the whole car in there. It was a really bad, 100 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: like the car filled up with water and I had 101 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 1: a girlfriend at the time. I got her out of 102 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: the car. She was screaming her head off and I'm like, 103 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: calm down, right, But the whole thing was filling up 104 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: with water. But we were eighteen going to a camping trip. 105 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 1: We had beer, right, and so all this beer was 106 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: in this canal and then the cops came and then 107 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: they're they're talking to me, and I thought I had 108 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: gotten everything out, and then some beer floats out of 109 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 1: my car and then the guy's like, say, you're a 110 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: beer and I was like, it's my friend's dad's beer. 111 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 1: He's over there the camping thing, and he's like, it's 112 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: not yours. Like nope. He's like, you know, I could 113 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 1: give you a littering charge for the stuff in there 114 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: because of the accident. I could give you a littering ticket. 115 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: I could also probably take you to jail for having 116 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 1: alcohol at your age in your car. And I was like, yeah, 117 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: I know I could. I know you could. Yeah, And 118 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: he's like, but I'm not going to oh And I 119 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 1: was like because and then all right, remember you can 120 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 1: follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show, 121 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: you can follow all of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, 122 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 1: I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio.