1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:01,720 Speaker 1: Keeping up with the Joneses. 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, and we ask 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 2: the hard hitting questions like are you drinking the Daniel 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 2: Jones kool aid? As the Colts get off to the 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 2: quick start, You're drinking that kool aid? The Colt's ladling 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 2: it out at the County Fair. Are you're drinking? And 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: also Sam Darnold his first Seahawks start was blank, His 8 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 2: first Seahawks start was blank. Also, how do you appraise 9 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,480 Speaker 2: the performance of former number one overall pick Bryce Young 10 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 2: and the Carolina Panthers as they went down and they 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 2: went down hard against the Carolina Panthers. We'll talk about 12 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 2: all that and more here it is. We'll tee it 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 2: off in our number three, a cult classic. Welcome in 14 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 2: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maler Show. 15 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 3: We are in the air everywhere sound wave soulmates as 16 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 3: we are gripping and hypen coast to coast, porter the 17 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 3: border and beyond on the mast and outrageously powerful microphones 18 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 3: of FSR amminating live from the band as we speak. 19 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: We are practicing the very primitive. 20 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:30,639 Speaker 2: Air bending Techniquely, I'm literally bending air with every word 21 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 2: from the world famous Fox sports radio studios as approved 22 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 2: by Reggie in Detroit, who is pretty consistent with the 23 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 2: Fifth Hour mailbag. It's Reggie alf Fer Dog. Those guys 24 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 2: usually are are pretty much every weekend. There's some others 25 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 2: that rotate in that rotated. If you heard the Fifth 26 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 2: Hour podcast yesterday, you know what I'm talking about. But 27 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: our lead this hour is from Indianapolis, the racing capital 28 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 2: of North America. The Iniapolis Colts have been racing nowhere 29 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: fast for years. A team stuck in a tornado suck, 30 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 2: that's the Indianapolis Colts. But they were looking for brighter 31 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 2: days as they took on the Miami Dolphins in the 32 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 2: great indoors there. Do you see this game? Two words 33 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 2: for this game no contest, No contest. Those are two 34 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 2: words to describe this particular performance we talked about a 35 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: little bit earlier. Indianapolis wins this game thirty three to 36 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 2: eight was the final. They led the game thirty to nothing, So, 37 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 2: as you might imagine, the game was over early. It 38 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 2: was over at halftime, it was twenty to nothing. I said, well, 39 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 2: maybe it was not over at halftime. Twenty nothing was 40 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 2: definitely over going to the fourth quarter, and so that 41 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 2: was it. As the Colts get the win, but don't 42 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,239 Speaker 2: bury the lead. My man, heart, We're not going to 43 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 2: bear the lead. So dang the old Jones. Yes, that 44 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 2: Daniel Jones. We've all decided he sucks. Daniel Jones still 45 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 2: futsing around out there playing some ball. So Dani Jones 46 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 2: passed for two hundred and seventy two yards and accounted 47 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 2: for not one, not two, but three touchdowns, one through 48 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 2: the air, two on the ground, and Indianapolis doing something 49 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 2: they rarely do, they pollaxed the Miami Dolphins. Now this 50 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 2: is a home game in Indianapolis. This led to wide, spread, 51 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 2: wide spread chatter about redemption, that this is a redemption 52 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 2: situation for suckbag quarterback Danny Dimes, that he just got 53 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 2: out of New York and he went to Minnesota to 54 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 2: hang out for a little bit, enjoy the great lakes 55 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 2: there and enjoy the nice outdoors. And now he's in 56 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 2: his new home in Indianapolis, and he's good to go, 57 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 2: good to go, all right, So let us discuss the 58 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 2: question for the esteem panel. 59 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: Are you drinking? 60 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 2: Are you drinking the Daniel Jones kool aid, which the Colts, oh, 61 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 2: by the way, are labeling out at the County Fair. 62 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 2: Everyone gets free. Everyone gets free kool Aid. You get 63 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 2: free kool At, you get free kool At, you get 64 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 2: free kool At, you get free cool kool Aid. So 65 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,039 Speaker 2: my views on this, I've got one eight hundred flowers, 66 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 2: dinner rolls, and at a sketch, and we will combine 67 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 2: all of these things together and we are going to 68 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 2: make the Baba Ganoosh. We're gonna make the Baba Ganoosh 69 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 2: is what we're going to make. Absolutely all right now, 70 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 2: before we get into my take on Daniel Jones and 71 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: all this, let's hear from Shane Steichen talk about having 72 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 2: a tough decision. So Shane Stikeen is the coach of 73 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 2: the Colts. He had Anthony Richardson, who were pretty sure 74 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 2: can't play, versus Daniel Jones, who we know can't play, 75 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 2: and those were his quarterbacks in camp. Daniel Jones won 76 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 2: the job, went out and played great. Here is Shane 77 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 2: Steyle bake In on his quarterback and it was huge. 78 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 4: Like I said, we want to stay on schedule and 79 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,559 Speaker 4: compleat balls. I don't remember what the sports stats twenty 80 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,799 Speaker 4: two to twenty nine for two seventy two and a touchdown. 81 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 4: And two rushing touchdowns. Yeah, he played good ball. You know, 82 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 4: we got to continue that every week. It's one week 83 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 4: at a time, but that's the preparation he puts in. 84 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 4: He was ready to roll, and guys went out there 85 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 4: and made plays plump. 86 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,719 Speaker 2: So this is our commitment here at Fox Sports Radio. 87 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 2: We are there. We put a microphone while he was 88 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 2: dropping a deuce, Shane Steike in in the men's room 89 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 2: in Indianapolis, and very kind of him to do the 90 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 2: news conference Shane Steike and while he was taking a 91 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 2: bowel movement. My god, I'll tell you if I saw 92 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 2: about how things have changed. So and I'm saying this 93 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 2: is for worse or for the better, But when I 94 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 2: started here, like a sound bite like that would not have. 95 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 1: Been put in by the editing staff. 96 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 2: Someone would have lost their job because there was like 97 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 2: a like a quality thing like well we can't hear 98 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 2: the person that, well, we shouldn't put it in. Now 99 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 2: it's like it's like the Old West. Whatever, we just 100 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,440 Speaker 2: put it in a fi We have it. That's why 101 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 2: we're going to play it. That's it. But it's just 102 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 2: it's just one of those things in my life that's 103 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 2: changed where it's like, well, you have to have high quality, 104 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 2: it can't be crappy. Well that that was that microphone 105 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,599 Speaker 2: was Actually it wasn't even in Indiana. It was over 106 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,239 Speaker 2: in Ohio and it was a boom mic from Ohio. 107 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 2: All right, So the first thought on this get back 108 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 2: to the point, Get back to the point, pase. 109 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: So are you drinking the Daniel Jones. 110 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 2: Kool aid, which the colts are now ladling out like 111 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 2: they're at the county fair. So I am abstaining from 112 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 2: the kool aid. I am abstaining from the Daniel Jones 113 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 2: flavored kool aid. And my advice before you drink too 114 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 2: much of that is check the expiration date. And here's 115 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 2: why what we saw on Sunday was both unexpected. Right, 116 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 2: we're gonna agree unexpected, right, unexpected. 117 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: It was sugary sweet. It was so off the. 118 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 2: Wall abnormal that we cannot help but think it was 119 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 2: of a cosmic nature, that there was some kind of 120 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 2: glitch in the simulation. 121 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 1: Blame the corn moon. 122 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 2: Now we'll have more on this developing story later this hour, 123 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 2: as our astrology insider Andrea will check in to give 124 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 2: us the lowdown on this. But Jones was majestic. 125 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: Very rarely. I don't think I've ever said that. 126 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,239 Speaker 2: Majestic and Daniel Jones, but he was. He was running 127 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 2: like Secretariat in full stride, galloping through the Miami pathetic 128 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 2: defense there and had twenty two completions on twenty nine 129 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 2: pros as well, completed over seventy five percent of his 130 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 2: passes for two hundred and seventy two yards and a touchdown. 131 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 2: He added a couple of rushing scores Daniel Jones as well, 132 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:53,239 Speaker 2: and suddenly, Daniel Jones, Daniel bleep but eap. 133 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: Bleep bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep bleep Jones. 134 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 2: He looked like Lamar Jackson's long lost brother from a 135 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 2: different mother, running around like that. And uh, of course, 136 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 2: what's gonna happen? Now we know what happens. We live 137 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 2: for this Week one over reaction Machine. 138 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: Week one. 139 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 2: Crank it up now, crank it up. Week one overreaction Machine. 140 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,080 Speaker 2: We love it, we love it, we love it, we 141 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 2: love it. We love a big money, big money, and 142 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 2: no way may stop. So Daniel Jones overreaction Machine. He 143 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 2: is going to be treated like a cemetery. He's gonna 144 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 2: get a lot, a lot of roses like one eight 145 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,319 Speaker 2: hundred flowers. 146 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 1: He had a lot of roses, right, a lot of people. Oh, 147 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,920 Speaker 1: it was a giants fall. 148 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 2: It was Brian day Ball and this guy and that guy, 149 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 2: and know you, he's gonna have more bouquets, Daniel Jones, 150 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,760 Speaker 2: more bouquets than a Broadway curtain call with the football 151 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 2: media circling the wagons. Regardless of that, Let's not confuse 152 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:57,400 Speaker 2: roses with roots. And I will try to be the 153 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 2: level headed overnight gas bag. The people lining up, and 154 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,960 Speaker 2: they are lining up right now like it's the State 155 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 2: Fair Midway, Welcome to the mallor Midway ready to ride 156 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:16,320 Speaker 2: that Daniel Jones roller coaster. Never mind that half the 157 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,719 Speaker 2: bolts are loose, never mind that right half the voltsre Now, 158 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 2: this was fleeting. 159 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:25,960 Speaker 1: I use the word fleeting. Fleeting beauty is what it was. 160 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 2: The rare bloom that vanishes poof the next morning. And 161 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,680 Speaker 2: it's kind of like in La we do the show 162 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,680 Speaker 2: from Los Angeles and there's a flower district. It's right 163 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 2: in the middle of skid Row. If you want flowers 164 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 2: in downtown, I let you go down there. And my experience, 165 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 2: I bought flowers from there. A couple of times, and 166 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,320 Speaker 2: they're usually dead by the time you get them home. 167 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,160 Speaker 2: I don't know how they do that. They must have 168 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 2: a skill to make sure they sell the flowers just 169 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 2: before they're about to expire and go bad. That's my 170 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:01,120 Speaker 2: experience down there. Anyway, listen, this was again I go 171 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,880 Speaker 2: I use the word fleeting. I think that's the proper 172 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:09,800 Speaker 2: word here. That we've never seen this consistently by Daniel Jones. 173 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 2: We've never even really seen this more than once every 174 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 2: two years they'll have a game like this. 175 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: But in New York he was fumble the. 176 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:24,080 Speaker 2: Fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble, waiting to happen, and stuck in 177 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:29,679 Speaker 2: this weird dimension, stuck in neutral. Now what has changed, Well, 178 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 2: he's wearing different laundry. He's wearing different laundry. That's the 179 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,880 Speaker 2: first thing that's changed. Did the Colts unlock some kind 180 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 2: of mystical powder? They did? They go into the warlock 181 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 2: room and come up with something here? And which is 182 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 2: potion or witch? Is brew? 183 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: Probably not? 184 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 2: Or is this more a case of the Miami Dolphins 185 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:59,080 Speaker 2: who are so aloof as a football team, they have 186 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 2: such apathy their jobs and doing what they're supposed to 187 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 2: do that they just decided, Hey, tackling's optional, and we 188 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 2: really don't want to be here, but we have to 189 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 2: be here, and so we're going to play like we 190 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,320 Speaker 2: all want to go somewhere else and all that stuff. 191 00:11:13,559 --> 00:11:21,480 Speaker 2: Miami's defense treating Lucas Oil like a Labor Day barbecue, right, 192 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 2: it was like that would go out to Lucas Oil, say, 193 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 2: it'd be like a barbecue and a lot of standing 194 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:29,680 Speaker 2: around for the Miami Dolphins defensively, a lot of standing 195 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:35,760 Speaker 2: around and paper plates, not glass, not ceramic, paper plates, 196 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 2: and nobody wanted to clean up the mess, just like 197 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 2: left the trash all over the field. And that's the 198 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 2: Miami Dolphins. And so forgive me if I'm not already 199 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:49,920 Speaker 2: penning my haikup to celebrate the performance of Daniel just 200 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,560 Speaker 2: but until Daniel Jones is able to show that this 201 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:56,320 Speaker 2: is more than one off, then that's all it is. 202 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 2: It's just a one off performance. And if he does 203 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,520 Speaker 2: turn things around, good for him. It does every once 204 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 2: in a while happen. Very rarely does it happen. And 205 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,160 Speaker 2: even when guys do turn their careers around, often you're 206 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,840 Speaker 2: still waiting for the for the bottom to fall out. 207 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 2: You're waiting for the return like Sam Donald a great example, 208 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 2: Sam Donald sucked for his entire career, went to Minnesota, 209 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:20,080 Speaker 2: played well, but you knew eventually, Sam Donald, the suck 210 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 2: version would show up. 211 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 1: And it did. 212 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 2: It showed up in the final game of the regular 213 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 2: season against the Detroit Lions and a playoff game against 214 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 2: the other Rams. 215 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: And it showed up. 216 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 2: In week one here against for the Seattle football team 217 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:33,679 Speaker 2: against the forty nine ers RCT. 218 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: More on that coming up in a minute. 219 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 2: So I will firmly plant this in the full moon situation, 220 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 2: that this is a full moon situation, a cosmic anomaly, 221 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,600 Speaker 2: if you will, cosmic anomaly. And Daniel Jones he played 222 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 2: the game of his professional life. I don't think he 223 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 2: played like this at in college at Duke either, until 224 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,680 Speaker 2: proven otherwise. 225 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,079 Speaker 1: I'll keep the blue kool aid in the fridge. 226 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 2: I'm not going to drink any of it. All right. Now, 227 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 2: we go to the aforementioned Pacific Northwest Southern Alaska. We 228 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 2: go NFC West matchup forty nine Ers and the Seattle Seahawks. 229 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:16,520 Speaker 1: How did this game go? 230 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:20,280 Speaker 2: Well? The Niners said, we want to give this game away. 231 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 2: We would like to give this game away. And Seattle 232 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 2: said we don't want the game. We do not need 233 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 2: the game. You can have the game. So brock perty 234 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:34,120 Speaker 2: had a pair of interceptions. He did also play some 235 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,760 Speaker 2: hero ball late in this game, so we should point 236 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,960 Speaker 2: that out that he did connect on a late touchdown 237 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 2: pass that gave the forty nine ers the lead and 238 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 2: they would end up winning that game thanks to a 239 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 2: very nice fumble by the Seattle Seahawks on what was 240 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 2: their final possession and fumbled the ball in the final 241 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 2: thirty seconds and the drive that began at their own 242 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,600 Speaker 2: thirty five yard line, they got all the way down 243 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 2: to the nine yard line that they needed a touchdown 244 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 2: on Seattle. They didn't obviously get it. They didn't score 245 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,080 Speaker 2: anything on that drive. They fumbled. 246 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:04,440 Speaker 1: That's it. 247 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:09,439 Speaker 2: Good night, game over, see you later, see you later, right, 248 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 2: So Sam Donald, though, that's that's the story here. Sam 249 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 2: Donald's first Seattle Seahawks start was blank fill in the blank. 250 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 2: So my word is unacceptable, capital you. That's my word, unacceptable, 251 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 2: capital you. That was Sam Donald's big debut with the six. 252 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 2: It's almost like we thought he would play as a 253 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 2: Seattle Seahawk and then abra cadabra, hocus pocus. There he 254 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,560 Speaker 2: was playing the way we thought he would play. What 255 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 2: a rocky start. And that is to be kind, that 256 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 2: is to be measured to say it was a rocky start. 257 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,720 Speaker 2: You had all off season to cook up some offense 258 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 2: here for Sam Donald, the big pickup for the Seattle 259 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 2: football team, and he went out there in that offense 260 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 2: was like lukewarm tuna fish from a middle school cafeteria. Disgusting, right, 261 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 2: just horrible, horrible performance. And the forty nine ers now, 262 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 2: they are not supposed to be a very good team 263 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 2: this year. They're supposed to be an average team, middle 264 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 2: of the road team and all that stuff. And their defense, 265 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 2: they changed so many players on defense. The assumption is 266 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 2: that they're not going to be that good. It's going 267 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 2: to take them a while to figure things out. They 268 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 2: don't have a top five defense in the NFL. And 269 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 2: yet they turned this particular day, the forty nine ers 270 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 2: defense into a great Britain holiday. 271 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,160 Speaker 1: It was Boxing day. 272 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 2: They boxed up the Seattle offense and Sam Donald in particular, 273 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 2: he was boxed up. He was gift wrapped. They put 274 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 2: a bowl on Sam Donald and they say, hey, welcome back. 275 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 2: That's the Jets version. That is the Jets version of 276 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 2: Sam Donald right there, and make no say this was 277 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 2: not the Viking version of the first twelve games or 278 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 2: so last year. This was not that guy that we sell. 279 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,680 Speaker 2: You're not that guy, Pal, You're not that guy. This 280 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 2: was the haunted Woo. This is the kind of game 281 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 2: Joe the ghost hunter should be trying to find the 282 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 2: ghost that is spooking things that go bumpity bumpity bumpety. 283 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 2: In this case, during the day in Seattle to a man, 284 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 2: every time he dropped back, it's like he was in 285 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 2: quicksand dropping back. 286 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: How bad was he? 287 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 2: Well, he was a dog with fleets, That's how bad 288 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 2: he was. Sam Donald one hundred and fifty yards passing 289 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty yards, passing, no touchdowns, no interceptions, 290 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,560 Speaker 2: did lose a fumble, did lose a fumble, and again 291 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 2: he had quicksand all over the I was wild and 292 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,280 Speaker 2: eighty two percent, eighty two percent of his passing yards 293 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 2: went to one guy. That's it, Jackson Smith in Jigma. 294 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 1: That's it. 295 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 2: He eighty two percent of his passing yards. You know 296 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 2: what that's like. That's like going to the Belagio buffet 297 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 2: and they've got all those foods out of the Blagio, 298 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 2: and you're like, you know what, I'm only going to 299 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,000 Speaker 2: eat dinner rolls. I'm not going to go to the 300 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 2: seafood bar. I'm not going to go eat some steak. 301 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 2: I'm not going to go have some chicken. All I 302 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 2: want at this buffet, which is really expensive, I just 303 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 2: want the dinner rolls. They're really good, buttery, garlic, delicious 304 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:23,760 Speaker 2: dinner rolls. 305 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: But that's all I want. I don't want anything else. Well, 306 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 1: who does that? This guy? 307 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 2: Jackson Smith and Jigba one hundred and twenty four yards 308 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 2: receiving on thirteen targets. Donald had just twenty three pass attempts, 309 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 2: so thirteen of the twenty three he went to one guy. 310 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 2: That's it, and everyone else on offense might as well 311 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 2: have been cardboard cutouts. Remember during COVID when they had 312 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 2: those cardboard cutouts. Yeah, was that kind of thing. And 313 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,919 Speaker 2: the new quarterback answer, Sam Darnald giving you vibrations like 314 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:57,399 Speaker 2: he's a dollar store knockoff of Drew Locke. That's not 315 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,639 Speaker 2: a compliment, it's embarrassing. It's absolute embarrassing. 316 00:17:59,640 --> 00:17:59,879 Speaker 1: All right. 317 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 2: Now, speaking of embarrassing, final fut we now go to Carolina. 318 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:09,440 Speaker 2: Got Carolina on my mind the Jaguars in a game 319 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 2: that was broadcast by Fox Sports Radio alumni member Chris Myers. 320 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 2: I'm kid because I care well. Chris Myers called the 321 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 2: game there on Fox. You had the Jags and the Panthers. 322 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,359 Speaker 2: It was an e Z win, easy win for the 323 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,600 Speaker 2: Jacksonville football team. That's not the story. The story is 324 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,120 Speaker 2: in the losing locker room. Another stinker from former number 325 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:35,360 Speaker 2: one overall pick. We're picking Carolina. Now that's the story here. 326 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 2: How do you appraise? How do you appraise this latest performance, 327 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 2: this latest flatulence from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers. 328 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 2: So this is top forty radio? Is what? 329 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,880 Speaker 1: This is? Top forty radio? 330 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:56,160 Speaker 2: Same song, high rotation, high rotation, only a couple of songs, 331 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 2: and that's it. 332 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 1: Forget the He's turned the corner stories. 333 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,680 Speaker 2: How many of those did we read behind paywalls over 334 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,360 Speaker 2: the last few weeks. Oh, he's so good. Everyone believes 335 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:08,679 Speaker 2: in him. He really put the work in. 336 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:10,040 Speaker 1: Here's what I love. 337 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 2: First guy in, last guy out, first guy in, last guy. 338 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 2: I love that. So we can say goodbye to that 339 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 2: fairy tale that was a bedtime story that has no 340 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,800 Speaker 2: happy ending. There's no happy ending there through two picks. Now, 341 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,360 Speaker 2: one of them was at the end of the game here, 342 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 2: so we should factor that in fumble. 343 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:30,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, also had a. 344 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,120 Speaker 2: Fumble and did not even crack one hundred and sixty 345 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 2: yards passing. 346 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:41,160 Speaker 1: That is anemic, is what that is. And here is the. 347 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 2: Manly our, Bryce Young. You are a player who was 348 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,119 Speaker 2: the number one pick in the draft. You were Drafters, 349 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 2: a franchise savior, and you are the reason in many 350 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,879 Speaker 2: ways this franchise is irrelevant your thoughts. 351 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,399 Speaker 4: They do a great job with the you know, with 352 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:56,879 Speaker 4: the plant. 353 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 5: It's it's it's on let's play better. 354 00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,880 Speaker 1: It's on me to play better. 355 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:00,480 Speaker 2: You know. 356 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 4: It's nothing about an organization or coach or anything like that. 357 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:08,120 Speaker 2: Gotta be better, gotta be better. Okay, thank you, Captain obvious. 358 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Yes, you know why. You have to 359 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 2: be better. 360 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:11,920 Speaker 1: You could not. 361 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 2: Be any worse. 362 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,880 Speaker 1: You suck, Okay, you know it. We got to yell, 363 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,120 Speaker 1: who give a break? 364 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:19,400 Speaker 6: Bad? 365 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 1: Why would I give my break? 366 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,000 Speaker 2: This is the kind of And I've been fighting this 367 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:29,239 Speaker 2: fight from behind these microphones for years here, and you 368 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,119 Speaker 2: dumb people keep following for you fall for the ruse. 369 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 2: You fall for the ruse every single bleeping year. You 370 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,160 Speaker 2: fall for it? Right now, let me give you a 371 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 2: refresher course on where we are on this and why 372 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,240 Speaker 2: this is so annoying to me. Okay, the story after 373 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:53,280 Speaker 2: story was written that Bryce Young had closed the year 374 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,399 Speaker 2: the proper way and was setting himself off on the 375 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,040 Speaker 2: launching pad to the moon, to the moon, to the moon, 376 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 2: to the Moon, to the Moon, to the Moon to 377 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,960 Speaker 2: the moon, just like that, right that? That was the 378 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,639 Speaker 2: story he produced at the end of last year. And okay, 379 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 2: so how did that go? 380 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: Well? 381 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,080 Speaker 2: I think the story is rather obviously here. There is 382 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 2: no such thing as momentum. There's Uncle Moe. Uncle Mo 383 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,840 Speaker 2: lives in New Jersey, used to live in Brooklyn. There's 384 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 2: Ozzie momentum, But there's no Momentum in football does not exist. 385 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,280 Speaker 2: It's nonsense. There is no carryover from year to ear. 386 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 2: No matter how many dopey people tell you that they're 387 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,640 Speaker 2: dumb people, don't listen to dumb people, right, There is 388 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,639 Speaker 2: no there's no rollover minutes in the NFL doesn't happen 389 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 2: each season. It's like taking an etch a sketch and 390 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 2: you flip it upside down and you shake it until 391 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 2: the pad. You know, that powder stuff rattles around there 392 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 2: and everything's gone from the previous year. 393 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:53,960 Speaker 1: That's it. 394 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 2: So I don't want to Oh, what about the optimism 395 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:57,400 Speaker 2: from last year? 396 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,119 Speaker 1: Shut up? 397 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:04,720 Speaker 2: Come on, no opt This guy sucks And it's like 398 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 2: getting excited because a baseball player hits a bunch of 399 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,840 Speaker 2: home runs in the Cactus League. 400 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: Whooped the damn dow? 401 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 2: Who cares? 402 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 5: All right? 403 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 2: Anyway? 404 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,120 Speaker 1: It is the Ben Malers Show. 405 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,639 Speaker 2: We'll press on here as the Panthers again promising some 406 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,520 Speaker 2: filet mion and they served up microwave salmon, which you 407 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,200 Speaker 2: should never eat in microwave. 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Now back to it, all right, back to 464 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,760 Speaker 2: it we do have the Insta advice line coming up 465 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,120 Speaker 2: later this hour. The Riddle of the Day Mike Tomlin. 466 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,160 Speaker 2: Mike Tomlin called Chris Boswell a blank after the Steelers 467 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,119 Speaker 2: game winning sixty yard field goal versus the Jets. That 468 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,000 Speaker 2: is the riddle of the day and the answer, let's 469 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 2: season we know. Let's see a Bobby and Florida says 470 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:21,880 Speaker 2: a pretty princess King Roy going with FBI informant as 471 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,000 Speaker 2: his answer. 472 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? 473 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 2: Robbie the Mariner fan says he called him a Hayes 474 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:33,200 Speaker 2: in Minnesota. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says a liquored up 475 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,439 Speaker 2: idiot kicker is the answer. Who else do we have? 476 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,200 Speaker 1: Page down? 477 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 2: Alf the Alien opiner says a distant relative of Nostra 478 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:46,680 Speaker 2: Damas and friend of Nostradinas is the correct answer. 479 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,560 Speaker 1: A page down. 480 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,400 Speaker 2: Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says Riddle of the day 481 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 2: coach called him a ice in his veins. Blank, blank blank. 482 00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:00,720 Speaker 2: A bugger eater from Lady Sideburns called him a jar 483 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:06,160 Speaker 2: head guessed by Scrooge. That's his answer? Page down? Who 484 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,480 Speaker 2: else do we have? Fur Yok says an idiot kicker 485 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 2: who got liquored up and ran his mouth off. It's 486 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:19,200 Speaker 2: his answer, page down. I can't read that on the air. 487 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:27,960 Speaker 2: Donkey Sausage says, a milksop is the answer, fat, sassy 488 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,720 Speaker 2: and spoiled from just Josh. That's his answer. Ariak in 489 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,720 Speaker 2: Minnesota got this right. Bad job by him. 490 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,159 Speaker 5: All right? 491 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Lorraina? 492 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,680 Speaker 3: Yes, Ben? 493 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,919 Speaker 1: I think he called him a dingus dingus? 494 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,360 Speaker 2: All right? 495 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 1: Is that the answer? 496 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 2: You know? Exactly? Correct answer is a. According to Mike Tumman, 497 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 2: a serial killer is the answer. Am I like like 498 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,120 Speaker 2: fruit loops? Or I don't know what sereal he likes? 499 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,919 Speaker 1: Just call the phones. 500 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 2: And Andrea is in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider. There's 501 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 2: a cosmic event. If you've looked up to the sky, 502 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 2: and even if you're blind, you can see the full moon. 503 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 1: Hello Andrea, Welcome, Hello Ben? 504 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,920 Speaker 6: How are you? 505 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,680 Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be the corn Moon. 506 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 1: But I'm not. 507 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,040 Speaker 2: I'm here doing doing the show. That's it. 508 00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: I'm doing the show. 509 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:24,200 Speaker 6: Well, blessed corn Moon. I sent you a link for 510 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,600 Speaker 6: the Farmer's Almanac. I'm back on the X machine. Good 511 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 6: so full corn Moon September seventh, and it was a 512 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 6: lunar eclipse as well. 513 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 1: Oh, is this the moon that they sing in the 514 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 1: Pocahonta song. 515 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,080 Speaker 2: Do Do Do, Do, Do Do Do? 516 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,040 Speaker 6: What moon is that? 517 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the full 518 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,160 Speaker 1: corn moon? 519 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:43,480 Speaker 5: Don't? 520 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,560 Speaker 1: Don't they say that in there? 521 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 6: Oh? I like that? 522 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,080 Speaker 2: That amazing. 523 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,399 Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I've heard of that now that you 524 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,160 Speaker 6: mentioned it. Interesting. So it's uh, you know, full moon 525 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 6: lunar eclipse, which we in two weeks they'll be a 526 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 6: solar eclipse. So we're in eclipse season, which is endings 527 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 6: at new beginnings and transformations. And speaking of which, Aaron Rodgers. 528 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,680 Speaker 2: Aaron right, guys, Yes. 529 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 6: I heard your name singing that tune. And he's Sagittarius 530 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:24,360 Speaker 6: December second, nineteen eighty three. I have his birthtime. He's 531 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:30,359 Speaker 6: into astrology. Two fifty pm, Chico, California. He actually proclaimed 532 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 6: he's a student of astrology and my colleague is actually 533 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 6: his astrologer. So he's a Sagittarius. You know that free spirited, 534 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 6: loves to travel the whole Ayahuasca exploration, and he has 535 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:47,280 Speaker 6: moon in Scorpio, which, as we know, with hoop and Lorena, 536 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,200 Speaker 6: that can be very intense and a little secretive and 537 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,040 Speaker 6: he got some revenge against his former team with four 538 00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 6: touchdowns against the Jets, and that reminded me when Raphael 539 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 6: Devers got traded from the Red Sox Boston to the Giants. 540 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 6: His first home run was against the Boston Red Sox. 541 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that. 542 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's interesting how the planetary energies. I mean, he 543 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 6: has a very free spirited, adventure seeking personality, but his 544 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 6: inner life as a hidden depth to it. So you know, 545 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:27,560 Speaker 6: he has a lot of adventure, spiritual exploration, self proclaimed 546 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,960 Speaker 6: status as a student of astrology, and he just loved 547 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 6: getting those four touchdowns and he went so far as 548 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,640 Speaker 6: to say something like, I'm so glad it was against 549 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,560 Speaker 6: the Jets. 550 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 2: Well, of course, of course obviously, I mean, of course 551 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,920 Speaker 2: you're going to say that because the team he played for. 552 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 2: And revenge is wonderful. If you've ever changed jobs and 553 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 2: you go back and you do something great, and it's 554 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,280 Speaker 2: pretty unique to sports, but it happens in my business 555 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,000 Speaker 2: where you go to somewhere else and you get great 556 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,640 Speaker 2: ratings in the former people you work for look like schmucks. 557 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 2: So it's always fun, always a good thing. 558 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, and you know, the full moon is a much 559 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,880 Speaker 6: more emotional, intense time. So when he asked what it 560 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 6: feels like to beat his old team, you know, he 561 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 6: was really happy to say that he still habited him 562 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 6: to win. And it's interesting. The whole secret marriage, very 563 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 6: scorpio move. 564 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: That's right. 565 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 2: In fact, there was a story out, Uh huh that yeah, 566 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,480 Speaker 2: I guess he'd given a shout out Aaron Rodgers to 567 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,880 Speaker 2: his his fake wife, his mystery wife. 568 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:34,719 Speaker 5: Oh okay, yeah, after the game, Oh mystery. 569 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,760 Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's a fake shout out because no one's 570 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 2: seen her, right, no one's heard her voice. 571 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,160 Speaker 1: She must not have any friends because no one's been 572 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 1: talking about her. 573 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Sure, we all like the gossip. That's 574 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 2: human nature. Women especially like the gossip, and no gossip 575 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 2: about from other like girlfriends of the woman. Maybe she's reckless, 576 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 2: but interesting. 577 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do my due diligence and do a little 578 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,840 Speaker 6: more research on that. 579 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,760 Speaker 2: Well, if you could break that story, that'd be big. 580 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 2: We get a lot of promote If you can find 581 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,080 Speaker 2: a photo and a name of Aaron Rodd you can. 582 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 1: Get some money for that, I think. 583 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,160 Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, all right, Andrew, I'm glad you're 584 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 2: doing well. I'm glad you're back on X. Thank you, 585 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 2: Virgo in service. If you'd like to say a load 586 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,840 Speaker 2: to Andrea, thank you so much. All right, there she goes. 587 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,560 Speaker 1: Let's say helload to helmet man. 588 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,440 Speaker 2: The great helmet man is here to save the day. 589 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: Hoor right for helmet man. Easy to save the day. 590 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 2: And this is not Hello helmet man. By the way, 591 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,280 Speaker 2: well we wait for helmet man. This portion of the 592 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,760 Speaker 2: Ben Mather Show me possible in part by Express Employment 593 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:39,000 Speaker 2: Professionals business. I'm doing a live reader business. Fluctuations make 594 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 2: running your manufacturing business complex, but staffing your business doesn't 595 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,240 Speaker 2: have to be. Isn't that right, helmet man. That's right. 596 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,880 Speaker 2: Let Express Employment Professionals provide the workforce for you. Go 597 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,640 Speaker 2: to expresspros dot com to find the location near you. 598 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 2: That's expresspros dot com. Hello helmet man, morning there is 599 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:04,200 Speaker 2: that's his face. Was congratulations your Baltimore Orioles. They dominated 600 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,840 Speaker 2: the Dodgers this weekend. Very impressive. It's good to see 601 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 2: a last place baseball team play baseball the right way, 602 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,760 Speaker 2: unlike those bums the Dodgers. So that was nice. 603 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: The Ravens won forty. 604 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 2: The Ravens one is that right, is this speaking news congratulates? 605 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,160 Speaker 1: All right? I thought they lost go ahead, but I 606 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: hit that breaking news here. 607 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:29,080 Speaker 5: This is unbelievable breaking newsreaking news from Fox Hill. 608 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, they changed the score after the game. Is that right, 609 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 1: helming Man? 610 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:39,040 Speaker 2: That the Ravens won forty one to forty in? 611 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 7: Uh? 612 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 5: Oh? 613 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,240 Speaker 2: Is that right? 614 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: Okay? All right, there you go. I want to I 615 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: want to have what he's having. No, it's the other 616 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,200 Speaker 1: way around. 617 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 2: Oh god, he you got me. Oh man, I almost 618 00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 2: felt away game earlier. Oh god, no, I. 619 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 1: Would not be at that game as a terrible game. 620 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,400 Speaker 2: No, I was not at that game. I have no 621 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,239 Speaker 2: interest in seeing the Houston Texans and all those people are. 622 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: I can't believe you do the monologue ripping CJ. Stra 623 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,120 Speaker 1: How does CJ. Stroud look? By the way, how did 624 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,480 Speaker 1: he look? You didn't even go to the game. So 625 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: why am I asking you? 626 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:14,760 Speaker 7: C J. 627 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,640 Speaker 1: Stroud? That's your that's my quarterback, c J. Strad Come on. 628 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:20,600 Speaker 2: Nine? 629 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,480 Speaker 1: They scored nine points, nine points. 630 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,920 Speaker 6: Then I'm listening to it on the radio. 631 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:34,960 Speaker 2: Congratulations are you still? 632 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,160 Speaker 1: Are you still? Are you still taking two hour showers? 633 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:37,640 Speaker 2: Oming man? 634 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:44,360 Speaker 5: Let's see yesterday I took one hour and a half. 635 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,640 Speaker 2: All right, okay, you're running back. You're saying they're worried 636 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:53,600 Speaker 2: about saving water. So ninety minute shower. Do you take 637 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,760 Speaker 2: two showers a day or is it the one shower 638 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 2: a day? 639 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 6: Oh? 640 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,800 Speaker 2: One? Just one? 641 00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,080 Speaker 6: Yeah? 642 00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,959 Speaker 2: You don't want to be greedy? 643 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:05,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, because I leave my windows hoping when I get out, because. 644 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,600 Speaker 2: I drive, I drive. You like to air, you like 645 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 2: to air dry like your clothes. Yeah, okay, I got you. 646 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,799 Speaker 2: All right, Well, very nice, helme man. Are you still 647 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,840 Speaker 2: watching the OJ trial? 648 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 6: Yeah? 649 00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,480 Speaker 5: I go over it, but I gotta put it together. 650 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,919 Speaker 2: Okay, I know I don't want to listen. I don't 651 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 2: want to. I don't want to put you on the spot. 652 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,719 Speaker 2: People think you just do this randomly, but no, you 653 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 2: write notes down, you cover the whole thing, You run 654 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,160 Speaker 2: the gamut. All right, well, helmet man, I'm glad you 655 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,759 Speaker 2: checked in. I will see you. I'll be at the 656 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,360 Speaker 2: I'll make a deal with I'll try to find you 657 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,279 Speaker 2: at the next I think the Chargers play the next 658 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,200 Speaker 2: game at so far I'll try it. I think there's 659 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:44,960 Speaker 2: two weeks. 660 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not next week. 661 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,319 Speaker 2: They're not there. But I'll try to find you. Next 662 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 2: time I'm there, I'll let you know. Okay, okay, all right, thank. 663 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: You helmet man. 664 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,319 Speaker 2: All right, top of the morn, the Great helmet Man 665 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,200 Speaker 2: Hero to the kids. 666 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: I'm actually on the live Yes, you're on. 667 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,479 Speaker 2: Not anymore, not anymore. It is the Ben Mallor Show. 668 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,759 Speaker 2: We are moments away from the insid Advice Line eight 669 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,880 Speaker 2: seven seven ninety nine on Fox. If you want to 670 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,520 Speaker 2: be part of the instant of vice Line, we'll get 671 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 2: to that. We will do it next. 672 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,240 Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 673 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,719 Speaker 5: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bell 674 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,520 Speaker 5: Miller and you. 675 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mallor Show up all night, every 676 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,839 Speaker 2: single bleep in night, and everything that we do here 677 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,919 Speaker 2: is available to you on the podcast. That's right miss 678 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,440 Speaker 2: ending the overnight show. You'll catch that podcast. Just search 679 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 2: Ben Maller wherever you get your podcast, and then right 680 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,600 Speaker 2: after the show, the latest pot will be posted. Be 681 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,200 Speaker 2: sure to follow the podcast give it five stars. 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It's blowing up there. 692 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,960 Speaker 2: It'll be up when we get done here. Full show, 693 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,880 Speaker 2: best of version. Check it out. 694 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 5: Hey, you sports figure guy or girl. 695 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,280 Speaker 1: Here were you talking to sons? 696 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:30,520 Speaker 6: Here? 697 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,560 Speaker 1: Some incident advice? 698 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 2: Hold that thought. 699 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,400 Speaker 1: No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds 700 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:35,959 Speaker 1: and if. 701 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 2: You don't like it, and away we go the incient 702 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,480 Speaker 2: advice on who needs our advice? And I could give 703 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:45,719 Speaker 2: advice to the Baltimore Ravens who gagged a sixteen point 704 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,719 Speaker 2: lead or fifteen point lead they're late in the game 705 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,600 Speaker 2: to the Baltimore or Baltimore losing to the Bills. But 706 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,239 Speaker 2: instead of me with Miami Dolphins, the Dolphins playing a 707 00:36:55,360 --> 00:37:00,960 Speaker 2: mid level Indianapolis Colts team somehow ended up fall behind 708 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,520 Speaker 2: thirty to nothing to the Indianapolis Colts and Daniel Jones 709 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:10,760 Speaker 2: and the Colts ended up doubling about the yardage total 710 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,839 Speaker 2: of the Miami Dolphins. A total no show by the 711 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,920 Speaker 2: Miami football team. So advice to the Miami Dolphins. You're 712 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,359 Speaker 2: on the air when you hear my voice. We'll start 713 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:20,919 Speaker 2: out with you on line one at eight seven, seven 714 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,280 Speaker 2: ninety nine on Fox. 715 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 1: Hello, line one, what's. 716 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,200 Speaker 6: Worse getting swept by the Pirates? 717 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,279 Speaker 5: Are losing no hitter in the ninth ending only to 718 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,479 Speaker 5: lose the game four to three. 719 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:29,920 Speaker 1: I don't know. 720 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,160 Speaker 2: You'd have to talk to the Dodgers. Let's go on 721 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 2: line too. You're on the airline too. Hello, fine, all right, 722 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,640 Speaker 2: that's a move on from that caller. 723 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,399 Speaker 1: You're on the air. 724 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:46,640 Speaker 2: Hello caller, you're on the advice please to the Miami Dolphins. Okay, 725 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 2: change diapers, good advice. Hello a line number four? Hello, 726 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 2: Line four. 727 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 5: Going in time, drive on park ways and park on driveways? 728 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,000 Speaker 6: How do you figure? 729 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,439 Speaker 2: It makes no sense? I understand that's Rick and Maryland. Hello, 730 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,600 Speaker 2: call your off there. It's the instant advice line for 731 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins. 732 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,320 Speaker 7: Hello, go okay, thank you for that. 733 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,320 Speaker 1: That sounded like a dolphin. 734 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:08,600 Speaker 5: Hello. 735 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,600 Speaker 2: Line six, you're on the air. We're giving advice to 736 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,520 Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins. Hello line, Hey man, this is benbo 737 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 2: Bruce do Dave Smith. 738 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:15,760 Speaker 5: I don't think he shun. 739 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 2: You'll get that reference if you listen to the Fifth 740 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:26,239 Speaker 2: Hour podcast from from Friday. Line number one, Hello, line one, 741 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,080 Speaker 2: to solve the problem. Yeah, that's right, that's Sean the 742 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,120 Speaker 2: hood guy. Hey, listen to Aaron Rodgers. Didn't look so bad? 743 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:37,400 Speaker 2: Hello caller, you're on the air collar Hello, go. 744 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 1: All right, I don't know what that was. Line three, Hello, line. 745 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,560 Speaker 5: Three, he does not either. 746 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,359 Speaker 2: Boys. Oh that sounded like that did not go well 747 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 2: for that gentleman. 748 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,239 Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the air. Line four. 749 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,160 Speaker 2: Hello, David Vassy has watched more gay porn than Hitler. 750 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,040 Speaker 2: All right, all right. 751 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,560 Speaker 1: Line line five, Hello, Line. 752 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,640 Speaker 2: Five, Pat Junior, I'm an Eagles fan. 753 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,040 Speaker 6: I'm trying to win my wife back. 754 00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,400 Speaker 2: Okay, calm down. Line six, Hello, line six, you're on 755 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 2: the air Line six. 756 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:07,279 Speaker 6: Go. 757 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,760 Speaker 1: Do you think you could ever say Aaron Rodgers without 758 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:15,799 Speaker 1: saying no? I can't go one more? One more? Hurry up, 759 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,879 Speaker 1: peg pegget curling for Line four. 760 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,759 Speaker 2: You're on the airline for go oh, line for you 761 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:22,919 Speaker 2: weren't fast enough. 762 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:23,560 Speaker 1: Line four