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Speaker 1: America's favorite game show, where we ask you the question

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Speaker 1: that everybody's debating on the dot com today. I'm Paul Taintly,

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Speaker 1: and this is stupid Internet question. Who let's get right

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Speaker 1: into it, shall we? What is the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: wondering today? Well, I'm Paul Taintlely and this is stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet questions. Here we go. Today's stupid Internet question is this,

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Speaker 1: how do you think the dinosaurs actually became extinct? That's

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Speaker 1: today's stupid Internet question. Does anybody know what they actually say?

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Speaker 1: How they became an extinct? There's like fifteen different theories,

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Speaker 1: so well, it's like, what's the one that comes up

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Speaker 1: when you google it? I have like the guess, but

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's your guests. My guests would be

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Speaker 1: an asteroid, I would think, so big bang, But asteroids

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Speaker 1: don't be falling out of this guy like that now.

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Speaker 1: So there's like a big group because I guess it's

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Speaker 1: been like sixty six billion years or something crazy something

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Speaker 1: like that. I don't even know how they can know

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Speaker 1: that we're on This is stupid Internet questions. I'm Paul Taintley,

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Speaker 1: And the question everybody's asking today is how do you

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Speaker 1: think that anosaurs actually became extinct? Did you want to

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Speaker 1: know what Google says? Still? Oh, that's what it says

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Speaker 1: is the asteroids? Okay, perfect, so you are okay? Do

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Speaker 1: you know the difference between a meteorite and an asteroid?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not, it's just smaller part of the asteroid. Meteorites

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Speaker 1: can't do the damage an asteroid. Correct, Okay, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: got through our atmosphere. You know the difference between an

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Speaker 1: asteroid and a hemorrhoid one you'll think you're gonna die.

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Speaker 1: How do you think the dinosaurs actually became extinct? That's

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Speaker 1: today stupid internet question. I'm poultintly. Hey, it's Bennetts. I

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Speaker 1: think the dinosaurs when extinct the same way we are

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Speaker 1: about to go extinct from inflation. Okay. They're probably like

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Speaker 1: looking for like land before time. They're looking for those

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Speaker 1: star trees and there's like one leaf left, so they're like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not even gonna try to pass

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Speaker 1: out right here. I'm telling you, let gas hit seven dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'm passing out, just like the dinosaurs. Good see you

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Speaker 1: next lifetime, My TC getelf, frustrating me in elementary school,

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Speaker 1: I would argue with them all the time about everything, right,

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Speaker 1: but I love dinosaurs as a kid I had I

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Speaker 1: had a bunch of dinosaur books and dinosaur pictures. I

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Speaker 1: was really in the dinosaurs. But also I didn't believe

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Speaker 1: that they could actually like piece together these dinosaurs. How

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Speaker 1: do they actually know that that's what the dinosaur looked like?

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Speaker 1: So I would always argue with the teachers that they

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Speaker 1: don't know what the dinosaur look like. And then they

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Speaker 1: would tell me basically stop arguing with that. True it

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Speaker 1: is true, Like yeah, you guys don't actually know that.

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Speaker 1: And then they were like, let's sing it's a small world.

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Speaker 1: I was like, it's not a small world. I won't

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Speaker 1: sing that same. I had to sit in the corner

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Speaker 1: of the class like literally it was a circle, and

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Speaker 1: they wanted to sing as a small world, and I

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Speaker 1: just would not sing it because I didn't agree that

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Speaker 1: it was a small world. And they finally had to

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Speaker 1: go just go sit over there in time out tint

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Speaker 1: and it is a small world actually compared to the universe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my point resisious, like it's bigger than you are. It's

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Speaker 1: bigger than all of us. It's a big thing. It's

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Speaker 1: a huge thing. You have to take airplanes to get

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Speaker 1: didn't get that. They didn't mean it literally. The stupid

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Speaker 1: question today is how do you think the dinosaurs actually

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Speaker 1: became extinct? Climate change? Climate change? In the classic models. Listen,

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Speaker 1: they say history repeats itself and like it's getting real hot.

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Speaker 1: Then what else would it? Do they like hot? What

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Speaker 1: do you? I don't know. I think they liked hot,

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Speaker 1: except the wooly mammoth. They like the cold. I think, okay,

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Speaker 1: But I'm also not sure. I have no idea. Are

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Speaker 1: the dinosaur I think they're reptilians, wooly mammoth, wooly mammosaur

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Speaker 1: think it was the same time. But that's a different question.

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Speaker 1: If a mammoth not a dinosaur, right, Yeah, there's that

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Speaker 1: whole song to have about it. Mammoth is a mammoth,

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Speaker 1: not a dinosaur. I just made it up. I have

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Speaker 1: a her besides climate change and inflation, that's definitely it.

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Speaker 1: Next the prices y'all have heard how they're trying to

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Speaker 1: They trying to bring a dinosaur back by reverse engineering chickens,

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Speaker 1: because chickens are like the closest thing to dinosaurs their DNA,

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Speaker 1: I guess. So they try to reverse engineer a chicken

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Speaker 1: like could go back in time, and they already have

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Speaker 1: If dinosaurs and chickens are similar, does that mean we

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Speaker 1: would eat dinosaurs if they were here on Earth? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it would taste like chicken. I think stupid on

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Speaker 1: questions asking the questions to ay, how do you think

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Speaker 1: make dinosaurs. And I was reading this story about it

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Speaker 1: To make a dinosaur in the next ten to twenty

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Speaker 1: years or something like that. When I read those stories,

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Speaker 1: I'm just don't do that. Have you guys never seen

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Speaker 1: a movie ever? And they're like, no, we're scientists. We

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, just do me a favor, go watch

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Speaker 1: Jurassic Park and then don't do what you're doing. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if they could bring Whitney Houston back, they're going to

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Speaker 1: bring the dinosaurs back. So what brought Whitney, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's a hologram. Though. I think that they should stop

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Speaker 1: trying to bring the dinosaurs back and do that. They

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Speaker 1: should try to bring Whitty Houston back. Thank you love.

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Speaker 1: If science will just focus on how do we get Whitney?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? All Right. That was Stupid Internet Questions. Make

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Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frameay Mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hello, mister, my name is Foxy

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Speaker 1: and I want Gerald back. I'm sorry, who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Foxy. You have Gerald and I want him back.

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm sorry. I don't know a Foxy or

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Speaker 1: a Gerald. Maybe you have the wrong number, Foxy, I'm

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Speaker 1: very sorry. No, I definitely got the right number. I

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Speaker 1: walked by your house and my pum named Gerald was

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Speaker 1: on your porch. Your your palm tree. Yes, um, Well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that that that was your palm tree.

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Speaker 1: It was growing in the middle of the sidewalk. The

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Speaker 1: palm tree has a name. It's Gerald. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Some respect. Well, I just do you understand it was

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Speaker 1: It was just in the middle of the public sidewalk.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like at somebody's house or anything. It was

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Speaker 1: going to die there anything. Monster. Are you to steal

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Speaker 1: a ten year old palm tree? Well, I did not

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Speaker 1: know that it was your It has a name, Gerald.

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Speaker 1: And why was it right next to my house? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's in the middle of a block. I

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Speaker 1: would be happy to bring it back. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that it meant that Gerald meant so much to you,

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Speaker 1: and I can just um, I think it'll live better

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Speaker 1: in this pot that I gave it. Anyway, So maybe

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Speaker 1: so you found the palm tree named Gerald with eyes

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Speaker 1: and a mustache drawn on it, and I think that

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Speaker 1: it's nobody's. Gerald and I were having lunch and I

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Speaker 1: went inside to grab a coke, and guess what, the

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Speaker 1: next thing I know, Gerald, it's gone. There was no

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Speaker 1: mustache on it when I um dug it up, and

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Speaker 1: it took me like a half hour to dig it up.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Tell me you didn't do that. I did.

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Speaker 1: It was gonna I mean, it was not gonna be

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Speaker 1: able to survive on the sidewalk. Anyways. I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: about did you wash off his eyes a mustache? There

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Speaker 1: was no there was I'm starting the mustache and eyes

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Speaker 1: must have fallen off by the time I got there. Fox, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you talked to this guy sold my pet palm tree.

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Speaker 1: Give me the phone, Give me the phone here. Hello,

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Speaker 1: who's this Hello? Hi? This is Ryan. Yeah, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how you got on the phone with my

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Speaker 1: a grown man, and I certainly a mean. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry he called me, though, called you. Yeah. I found

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Speaker 1: through the cracks, and I replanted on my porch. And

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Speaker 1: he called me and said that it was his pet

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Speaker 1: palm tree. Did you know about this? His name is Gerald.

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Speaker 1: You are the person who sold the palm tree. I

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Speaker 1: didn't see it. It was in the It was, you know,

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Speaker 1: was growing in a crack in the public sidewalk, and

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Speaker 1: so I just planted it right next to my house.

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Speaker 1: Foxy is angry and I didn't know who he was

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Speaker 1: on the phone with. I hear him yell and I

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Speaker 1: come in here. He is very upset right now. I

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Speaker 1: time to explain to him how like sidewalks and right

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Speaker 1: away works. I just thow he wants his fat palm

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Speaker 1: it borned girl. Okay, Jenny Boxy quick yelling at me.

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Speaker 1: I know his name's Gerald. I'm trying to talk to

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Speaker 1: the man about your palm tree. I'm talking mom. Okay, fine, well,

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Speaker 1: who's okay? That would be happy? Just let me know

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Speaker 1: which was going is yours. I haven't. I can just

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Speaker 1: put it back on your put it on your porch.

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Speaker 1: I think he'll like it better this waywah fine, here, okay, Foxy,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, I can't help you out. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I want my palm tree named Gerald back right now,

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Speaker 1: you side. I told i'd be happy to just let

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Speaker 1: me know which house is yours, and I would be

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Speaker 1: happy to just drop it off for you. I'm burning

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Speaker 1: your house down. I look, you can't. You can't just talk.

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Speaker 1: You don't want me to burn your house down. You

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Speaker 1: can't burn any more houses down, Foxy. Mom, okay, fine, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna let you. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna put Gerald back out on the sidewalk and you

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Speaker 1: I'll probably just call the cops because you can't threaten

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Speaker 1: to burn people's houses down. And the way you're talking

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Speaker 1: to your mom, I just feel like, why don't you

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Speaker 1: just tell him it's a praying phone call? Foxy? Why

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Speaker 1: don't you just do that. Fine, Mom, it's a prying

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Speaker 1: phone call. Okay, fine, it's a prank phone called Ryan.

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Speaker 1: How did you get this number? Because I definitely am

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Speaker 1: now gonna have to report this continue. Your wife, Alicia,

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Speaker 1: gave it to us. This is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show and Jacks and your wife said you for

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Speaker 1: a phone prank. She said that you found a palm tree.

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Speaker 1: It's a palm tree named Gerald. She wanted us to

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Speaker 1: not calm me because of the way that I eat. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you no, no, no, you're just lying right now, all right.

422
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Speaker 1: You have totally had soft bread in your teeth before.

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Speaker 1: You're just lying right now, Devin. If you're saying the

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Speaker 1: bread was soft, and I ate the same bread and

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Speaker 1: sandwich that you ate and didn't leave an entire mess

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Speaker 1: all over my mouth and my person, so clearly there's

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Speaker 1: a disconnect. It's not about the bread. It's not about

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Speaker 1: the bread, Devin. It's not about the bread. It's about you.

429
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Speaker 1: And I don't want to go out with you again.

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Speaker 1: Well hold on, don't don't get too don't go too

431
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Speaker 1: quick on that. I want to ask you, Wendy, would

432
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Speaker 1: you like to go out with Devin again on another date.

433
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,119
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Yeah, you got ahead of yourself. No,

434
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Speaker 1: I do not. I do not know what you can

435
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Speaker 1: give me. You can send me on my own and

436
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Speaker 1: I can have a hard sandwich, oh by myself. Well,

437
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 1: I know, like another really good restaurant, and I will

438
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Speaker 1: call them to make sure they're open. I think you'd

439
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Speaker 1: have a really good time. Yeah, and now how's their bread?

440
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Speaker 1: I you know, I'm sure it's on the harder side.

441
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Speaker 1: That's good news. Okay, I think I just started switching

442
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Speaker 1: to salads. Actually, would you be willing to go on

443
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Speaker 1: another date with Devin if if we make sure that

444
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Speaker 1: there's some hard bread there? You guys know, I'm sorry, sorry, Devin. No,

445
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Speaker 1: it's it's fine. I honestly don't even want to go

446
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Speaker 1: out with her at this point. Anyways, I'm going to

447
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 1: find someone who actually appreciates what I what I did,

448
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Speaker 1: and what I tried to do at least, so good

449
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: luck to you, and I'll find somebody who doesn't eat

450
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Speaker 1: like a slob. It was soft Bruce The Jewels Show

451
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Speaker 1: on demand Jewbils, Dirty Little Secret. Hello, It's the Jewel Show. Yes, Hi, Hi, Hi,

452
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Speaker 1: You're not gonna ask what your name is because you

453
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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret to tell us, right I do, Yes, Okay, well,

454
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Speaker 1: it's nice to meet you, whatever your name is, nice

455
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Speaker 1: to meet you. Yes, I'm ready to say it. Okay,

456
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Speaker 1: whenever you're ready. Okay. I mocked into my husband's Facebook

457
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Speaker 1: account and Messenger account and he has no idea. Oh

458
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Speaker 1: he has this thing where he doesn't want me to

459
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Speaker 1: see his phone. He's always fanned away before we got

460
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Speaker 1: married and even afterwards. That's shady me, a little bit

461
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Speaker 1: of suspicious should find anything, well kind of, there's some

462
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Speaker 1: I guess slority messages with growth. I have no idea.

463
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 1: Oh hell no they are. Are these just like random

464
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Speaker 1: girls that he's met like on the like online or

465
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Speaker 1: in person? No, so I've actually stocked them right so

466
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 1: actually from the same place where he's from the same count. Um,

467
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Speaker 1: I guess they're friends. He's never talked about them, he's

468
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 1: never metching them. But um yeah, it's this thing where

469
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 1: he says, you know, something has to be private in

470
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Speaker 1: the marriage. That's actually one that you shouldn't be open

471
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: about in your marriage, and you should be cool with

472
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,399
Speaker 1: it so that you don't feel like you have to

473
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Speaker 1: check it. Yeah, I mean, is this somebody that you

474
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Speaker 1: see yourself most likely that you want to be with forever?

475
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: Or because I've been in a situation like this and

476
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 1: I knew that, I knew that it wouldn't be forever, right,

477
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: and he was shady with his phone, and like I

478
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: didn't check because I just knew, right, I just didn't care.

479
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: But if you care, if you want to be with them,

480
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Speaker 1: that's a different story. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah,

481
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: it is a different story. Now. I don't know if

482
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: he's just you know, like, what are his intentions, Yeah,

483
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: it's not be trying something, or if he's just being friendly. Well,

484
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Speaker 1: if I have any advice for you at all, even

485
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,719
Speaker 1: though you didn't ask, but just keep checking, keep checking,

486
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 1: hoping for the best. But I'm going to be prepared

487
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Speaker 1: for the words. Ok Can I ask you a question?

488
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: We should do more the roses. Here's my question to you, Okay,

489
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Speaker 1: because ultimately I believe everybody knows everything that's going on

490
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Speaker 1: in their life if they truly pay attention. Okay, are

491
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: you looking for proof or are you keeping tabs? Just

492
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: be honest? Both both? Okay, So you're looking for proof? Okay,

493
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 1: because I don't want to, you know, accuse him or

494
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 1: anything like that. At the same time, I want to

495
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: be one step ahead of him. Yeah, he might not

496
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: be cheating, but he still should not be messaging those girls.

497
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Speaker 1: That's my other question. Is it cool with you that

498
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Speaker 1: he messages girls at eleven o'clock at night? No? Yeah,

499
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: I mean most people probably would not be cool with it, right. Yes,

500
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be that crazy one. But

501
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: I kind of feel crazy. That is super stressful, and

502
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: that will make you go crazy. Here's what I would you.

503
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: If you want some other advice they didn't ask for.

504
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: Log out of it, Okay, log out of it. Don't

505
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: forget about it. Log out so you don't have to

506
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 1: keep feeling like a crazy person, checking and checking and

507
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: checking and checking and checking, waiting until you find the proof.

508
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: Just log out except the fact that you saw something

509
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Speaker 1: you're not cool with, and then figure out how you're

510
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: going to bring it up, because you should, absolutely should,

511
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 1: whether you need to find proof that. Yes, your needs

512
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: are important, just like his needs are important, but your

513
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: needs are important and if you're about it, you know

514
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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I have to just get it together

515
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,400
Speaker 1: and confront them about this. Yea, yeah, you'd feel better. Yep.

516
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Speaker 1: But if you want to do it in a ward

517
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Speaker 1: of the roses to catch a cheater, we can. I

518
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Speaker 1: will Yeah, I'll definitely think about it. Okay, okay, Well,

519
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret and

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00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: good luck. Thank you for listening. Thank you. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: welcome on the Jebel Show on demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: I n N, the news network where idiots are just

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Speaker 1: in the news. They report the news. For Tuesday, July

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Speaker 1: twenty six, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and NASA

525
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Speaker 1: just shared a little bit too much information about their astronauts.

526
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Speaker 1: Will tell you what they said in just a second,

527
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Speaker 1: but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

528
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Speaker 1: someone said something I'd say was pretty dank salty about

529
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Speaker 1: first Lady Jill Biden's husband, and her response was the

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Speaker 1: last thing that you would think that she would say.

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Speaker 1: I have all that come up with my story here

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Speaker 1: wait to hear. I'm Christian grayce Snow and if you

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Speaker 1: are a pit parent looking to fly with your fur babysiting,

534
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you which airline to not fly with. Mark

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Speaker 1: coming up on that mus story that's coming up in

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Speaker 1: my story. I'm Bennett. We're a local, hard hitting report.

537
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Speaker 1: Every news network has the local report, right CNN, Fox News,

538
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Speaker 1: they all have their main anchors, and then they always

539
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Speaker 1: have the local cut ins from wherever where. They just

540
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Speaker 1: try to tie any story back to the local community,

541
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Speaker 1: even if it's nothing to do with it at all.

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Speaker 1: And Benet is our roving local reporter. Yes I am,

543
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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm in South Korea. The KFC in

544
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Speaker 1: South Korea just announced a new dip for its fried chicken.

545
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Speaker 1: And how does that impact you right here in the PNW. Yeah,

546
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Speaker 1: just know it's about to get saucy. I'll be back

547
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Speaker 1: with my saucy story. Okay, okay, okay, all right, more

548
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Speaker 1: on those in just a second before your first story

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Speaker 1: of the day in the I n ND the idiot

550
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Speaker 1: newstwork where idiots aren't just in the news report the news.

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Speaker 1: I know you're curious. Do astronauts love themselves in face? Well,

552
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: not like inside? Like do I love myself like love? Yes?

553
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: NASA just announced officially that yes, they are allowed to

554
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Speaker 1: do that. Why is NASA telling us That's a good question.

555
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien did a podcast and they were joking about

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Speaker 1: the fact that astronauts can't do that because they said

557
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Speaker 1: of zero gravity, people could just be getting pregnant left

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Speaker 1: and right. That's a funny joke, right because we're just

559
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Speaker 1: flying around. But so many people believed them and it

560
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: went viral. NASA had to comment and say, actually, we

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Speaker 1: allow our astronauts to love themselves, and I think they

562
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: get stop them. Yeah right, go up there and smack

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Speaker 1: them on the hand. No here, I would love to

564
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Speaker 1: do that in space, right. I'm just as service how

565
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Speaker 1: that was working out, just because of the zero gravity,

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Speaker 1: just to see if you can't even happen. It's like

567
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Speaker 1: how it sounds like a new level was unlocked. You know.

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Speaker 1: It's like a challenge trying to definitely how do you

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Speaker 1: do it in space? I felt like you're just floating

570
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Speaker 1: around all the way when you're trying to like so

571
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Speaker 1: many questions. Listen, there's a new only fans about to

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Speaker 1: be uploaded. Yes. Its one former astronaut actually wrote a

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Speaker 1: book in nineteen eighty nine and said that his medical

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Speaker 1: advisers recommend that he'd do it once or twice a week.

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Speaker 1: His whole solo action for his prostates so space YEP, okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, could you imagine just like floating through

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Speaker 1: the ship. And then I swear, I hope that was

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Speaker 1: this man. As they came off with somebody said, swear

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Speaker 1: this this guy's artist in the news, very far the

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Speaker 1: news for a next story. Let's send it onward, Alex Rail.

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Speaker 1: She was on location I don't know, but wherever Jill

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Speaker 1: Biden was where she exited a car. Somebody was outside

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Speaker 1: saying some door and this is what she said, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Do you think she's like, I know, thank him. Do

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Speaker 1: you think she was being sarcastic and said she didn't,

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Speaker 1: you know, because she's probably doing a ton of things.

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Speaker 1: She might not even hurt him. She probably she heard him.

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00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: She puts her hands together and says, thank you. Okay,

589
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: was being sarcastic. I'm just gonna say no, because I

590
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: want that to be the I wanted to do that.

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Speaker 1: She didn't know what they said. She thought they said,

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Speaker 1: your husband's the greatest president ever. It's like, thank you

593
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Speaker 1: so much, that's hilarious. It's the best clap back, thank you,

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Speaker 1: smiling nod. This is the Indian News Network, where it's

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news for next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it over to Christian Grayson, who's on location in Toronto, Canada,

597
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Speaker 1: where one of my worst fears as a dog mother

598
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Speaker 1: happened to a very nice cat dad named abbas Zobe. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he checked in for a flight from Toronto to San Francisco,

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Speaker 1: but his travel plans were canceled because he had issues

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Speaker 1: with his visa. Right once he got to the airport,

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Speaker 1: his credit card, I think the thing you used to

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Speaker 1: get into other countries. However, it was later told to

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Speaker 1: him that despite the fact that he could not board

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Speaker 1: the flight, his cats, who he had already checked in,

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Speaker 1: were on board and headed for San Francisco without him. Yes,

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00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: so he calls Air Canada tells him like, look, y'all

608
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Speaker 1: told me I couldn't fly. You still check my cats

609
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Speaker 1: in there on the way. We got to figure this out.

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Speaker 1: Air Canada said, we suggest you go to San Francisco

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Speaker 1: and pick him up, like you already told me, I

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Speaker 1: can't go. How did the cats get a better visa

613
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Speaker 1: than that guy? Right? He ended up waiting for them

614
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Speaker 1: for more than fifteen hours. They were separated. But now

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Speaker 1: they're all together and everybody's happy and go lucky. Don't

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Speaker 1: fly in Canada. Seeing that's the thing with cats. He

617
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Speaker 1: could have not made that trip and picked up the cats.

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Speaker 1: They probably would have been happier than I. Screw that guy.

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Speaker 1: This is the i NN, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, The Jebil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings twent Hello. Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Tina. This is she who's calling Tina?

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Speaker 1: This is Frank Montenegro. And I assume your mom told

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Speaker 1: you we'd be calling. No, what is it pertaining too, Well,

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Speaker 1: you're in possession of a necklace and we need to

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Speaker 1: figure out a way to get that from you. What

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Speaker 1: you mean been diamond necklace that my mother gave me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's the necklace that I'm speaking of. How can we

629
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Speaker 1: pick that up? I thought she would have talked to

630
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: you already. She said she was going to So my

631
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: phone call is a little premature. Wouldn't be the first

632
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: time I've been premature in my life. I don't know

633
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: why you would think that you would be able to

634
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: pick up my great grandmother's diamond necklace for me. That's

635
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: a family heirloom. And I don't know who you think

636
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: you are. This is not your property, This belongs to me.

637
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,239
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well it used too. We recently talked to

638
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: your mom and she was very interested in a real

639
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: estate opportunity that we had available, and she signed over

640
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: that necklace as part of the down payment. So she

641
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: signed what real estate? Yes, out of her mind. I

642
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: work for a company called International Land Incorporated, and we

643
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: got in touch with your mom. We had a very

644
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: exciting opportunity on some farmland in Guam, and she agreed

645
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: to purchase a plot of land. She says she didn't

646
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: have all of the money needed to purchase the land,

647
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: so we agreed that we would also take payment in

648
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: on another form. So she gave us half of the

649
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: money in cash, and then she also signed over that

650
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: necklace that you have. Apparently that's worth a decent amount

651
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: of money. So I need to figure out how to

652
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: get that from you. What do you mean she pay

653
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: you in cash? You met with her direct play or

654
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: did you get her to wire the money to dam

655
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: old people dot Com? Okay, well, I don't know where

656
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: to start. There's a couple of questions there. One cash.

657
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: I guess I could explain how that works. We offered

658
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: something she agreed to pay for it, and then cash

659
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: is depending on where you live, what country you live in,

660
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: they all kind of have their own currency. She having

661
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,719
Speaker 1: to want to pay an American currency. We are obviously

662
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: a Guomanian company, so we all will get that converted over.

663
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: But yes, it was twenty five thousand dollars in cash.

664
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: The rest was the necklace. Dear God, mom, what was

665
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: she thinking? Listen, you're obviously full of crap, and my

666
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: mom falls for every damn scam on the face of

667
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: the earth. So not my first rodeo. I have undone

668
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: things like this before, and I guarantee you if any

669
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,439
Speaker 1: money was transferred, I will make sure that she gets

670
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: every penny back. And you're going to go to jail

671
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: for as long as I can possibly dig fraudulent charges

672
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: against you. All right, So well, I can see that

673
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 1: you don't want to give up the necklace. That is

674
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: rightfully our necklace, and you know what, let's forget it.

675
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: We'll deal with the necklace theater. Because I can tell

676
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: you're obviously upset. It must be very important to you.

677
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: I just had a few questions for you actually, based

678
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: on some of the information that your mom gave me,

679
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: and I was wondering if you could tell me what

680
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: elementary school did you go to and what was the

681
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: name of your first teacher. Oh, you want my mother's

682
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: maiden name too. I'll want my social security number. That

683
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: would probably help you out by a back. Oh yeah,

684
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: I've already got that. That sound right. How did you

685
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: get my social security number? You had no business looking

686
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: into me. Your mom gave it to me because she

687
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: said you might be interested in some land in Guam too.

688
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing that's a no. Can I talk to

689
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: you a little bit more about it? No, you can't

690
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: talk to me about anything, because the only people you're

691
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 1: going to be talking to for the next twenty five

692
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: years are your in prison and don't drop the soap, okay,

693
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: because you're going away for a long term time. God,

694
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: I can't believe my mom would do this. Oh stupid,

695
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: Well she didn't. What. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from

696
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

697
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: your husband. Craigs at you up. You've got to be

698
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: kidding me, I am, actually yeah, it's a joke. Oh

699
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: my god, Hey, Honny, you talk to kids of the

700
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: mouse Jesus, Oh my god, Craig, you are such a leaner.

701
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: Why would you do that to me? I told him

702
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 1: how your mom basically falls for every scam on the planet,

703
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: so I knew it would be an easy one. Oh my,

704
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: aren't you are in so much trouble? I an't going

705
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: to get you The Jewel Show on demand. It's time

706
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Danny

707
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: is on the phone today for War of the Roses

708
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. He's been with his wife, Sarah. Well,

709
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: they've been married for two years, and now he thinks

710
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: that she might be seeing somebody else. Danny, sorry to

711
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,959
Speaker 1: hear that, man, why do you think that your wife

712
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: is cheating on you? Well, I've seen her Instagram and

713
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: it's clear that she's definitely being pursued by this fitness guy. Honestly,

714
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: she's just a huge flirt in general, like with everybody.

715
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: Was she a flirt when you guys got together? Do

716
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: you like that about her? She was? I mean I

717
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: liked it, and I've always told Proud you know, hey,

718
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: she comes home with me. But she's friendly to everybody. Right, Yeah,

719
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 1: Lately there's been more a little bit more like people

720
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: have been mentioning in a little bit more. There's been

721
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: with hers and really, yeah, they're like, oh, who's that guy?

722
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: Am I? And I act like I know, but I

723
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: have no idea. Yeah, well, you said there's a fitness

724
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: guy on Instagram that you think she might be messing

725
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: around with, and he's pursuing her. I'm just assuming that

726
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: he's in the comments or something. Is that what people

727
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: are talking about? Yeah, he's in the comments, and that's

728
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: pretty risky. I'm likely brought it up and she's like, oh,

729
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, so I just what

730
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: I don't know? Does that make sense? Yeah? So how

731
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: many followers? How many followers does she have? She has

732
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: about three thousand? What? Wow? Yeah, that's a lot. This guy,

733
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's almost like they're talking in code.

734
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 1: He says criptic weird things like this, these inside jokes

735
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: and some fitness dude. I do feel like that's super

736
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: risky for her to be having him comment on her

737
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: stuff when she's married. Risky and just disrespectful, right yeah, right, yeah,

738
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 1: And she just says, oh, I don't even know that guy,

739
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: it's just social. But she responds back to him, and

740
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: it's in this language that I'm not getting, So what

741
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: language I don't get that? It was like, um, okay,

742
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: so there was one here is like, um, don't forget

743
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: about the cheese Danish and it's like what does that mean?

744
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: It can't be about the cheese Danish? Like what inside

745
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: jokes do they have about a cheese Danish? You know?

746
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: Would like, I mean, I would have questions. I would

747
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: I would have questions and I'm not even a jealous

748
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: person like that, but I would have questions. I'd be like,

749
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: what sins I joke about the cheese Danish? You know?

750
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: Like what does that mean? And I don't mean to

751
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: plobe sheet when I When I ask, she makes it

752
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 1: sound like like what's your problem? And she just says

753
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: we're I said, I don't know. I feel like we're

754
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: not communicating, so like it's just a rough patch. We're fine,

755
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: But like why call it a rough patch and not

756
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: address it? I don't know. Well, but that's the thing, right,

757
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: every time we do these, we always tell people and

758
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: it always ends up coming true with people who are

759
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: doing something wrong usually just get defensive about it and

760
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: get mad at you for asking, and you're like, dude,

761
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: if they weren't doing anything wrong. Why would they get

762
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: upset be like here, look at my phone, I'm not

763
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 1: doing anything right. And it's a similar thing with her job,

764
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: with the social stuff, Like it seems like I get

765
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: shut down pretty easy whenever I want to explore something.

766
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: Hey it's Benny. Have you thought about like maybe reaching

767
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: out to him on like Instagram, because if it was me,

768
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: I would have been under the comment like, yeah, what

769
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 1: about the cheese Danish? I like that? Yeah, yeah, I

770
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: would if you're gonna all split it? Yeah, hello, I

771
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: love you. No, that's not a bad idea. I actually thought.

772
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. In between step I thought

773
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: about going down to was Jim because he's local too

774
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: in person, but I didn't think about just casually comment.

775
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: I would have done that too, But like me and

776
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: my wife loved, Yeah, I would have done both. If

777
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: I do that, she's gonna get mat see and that's

778
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: even weirder that, right, that's weirder what we're gonna do

779
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: with the gym. We're just gonna confront him or we're

780
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: gonna fight him. Yeah, it's gonna be like, well, how

781
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: do you know my wife find her hu? That sounds

782
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: a little a little crazy, but well, I know, but

783
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: I thought about that. I was like, that'll definitely make

784
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: things worse, and honestly, I might not get any truth

785
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah, that's right, you get to punch

786
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: him in the face, though you might if it's warranted.

787
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: We'll definitely try to figure it out for you. What

788
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: grocery store is your wife a rewards card member at

789
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: she shops him? Okay, cool rewards cardmember there, All right, sweet,

790
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: We'll do the usual. Then we'll call her up and

791
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: say that every single month we pull the name of

792
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: on random rewards card, remember to call and give free

793
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our Florid apartment to anybody in the

794
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: country that they want to send them to. And we'll

795
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: see if she takes us up on the offer, and

796
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: see whose name she gives us if she sends them

797
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: to you or sends them to someone else. Right, we'll

798
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: play a song, come back and get your War of

799
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: the Roses to get next? Right in the middle of

800
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: War of the Roses, to catch a teeter if you're

801
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: just joining us. Danny is on the phone, and Danny

802
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: thinks that his wife Sarah might be eating somebody else's

803
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: cheese Danish. It's a bad way to put it, like

804
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: I said that, and then I felt bad instantly when

805
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, Danny. Danny thinks that because his

806
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: wife is a flirt. He likes that about her. But

807
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: also she's a flirt, and she's been flirting a lot more,

808
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: especially with some guy on Instagram who is a big

809
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: muscley fitness dude. They've been talking a lot in the comments.

810
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: He's noticed it. Also, the guy has been joking in

811
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: her comments with inside jokes like what was the cheese

812
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: Danish thing? He said, Danny, he said, don't forget the

813
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: cheese Danish now. Now I really want to note them

814
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: me too. We can find out. Yeah, Danny gave us

815
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: the name of the grocery store that she shops at

816
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: where she's Rewards card member. We're about to get her

817
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: on the phone and say that every single month, we

818
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: choose one random Awards member to get free flowers from

819
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: our Florida apartment delivered to anybody that they want. See

820
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: if she gives us her husband Danny's name, or Hello Danny. Okay, yeah, okay,

821
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: See if she gives us her husband Danny's name or

822
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: someone else's and then we'll find out if she is

823
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: seeing somebody else, and if not, then we're also going

824
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: to talk to her anyway, because Danny, even if she

825
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: sends them to you, you're still curious. And then we

826
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: can ask her about no matter what, she's going to

827
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: be asked about the cheese Danish thing and weed an answer.

828
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: How about that? All right? Yeah, let's do this. Let's

829
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: do it. Here we go, man Ndala the phone of

830
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: her right now. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Sarah. Hi.

831
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: This is Sarah. Who is Hi? Sarah. My name is

832
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: Jorbill and I'm calling from Supermarkets and I'm calling to

833
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: say congratulations here this month's winter. Ya yay I thank you.

834
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 1: I don't think I care. A small round of applause

835
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: here in office or Sarah, thank you for shopping with

836
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:10,959
Speaker 1: thank you? Um, thank you yeah, thank you. Well, every

837
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one random Rewards Card member to

838
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: call up and give free flowers delivered from our Flora

839
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: department thirty six long stim red roses. You can deliver

840
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: them anywhere you want. Congratulations. It's absolutely free, it doesn't

841
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: look like it comes from us, and it's just our

842
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: way of saying thank you for shopping. Oh my gosh,

843
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: seriously so cool, thank you? Oh my god. Yeah, there's

844
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: no catch to it at all. A lot of people

845
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: go here, you go, Do I have to buy someone? Nope? Nothing,

846
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: just thirty six long stim red roses. You can send

847
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: wherever you want, whoever you want. Well international, it is

848
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: a five dollar nine nine seventy, but anywhere in America.

849
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: Can I keep them from myself? You can if you want. Sure,

850
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: did you want us to send them to you? Um?

851
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: I mean I would really want them, but since they're free,

852
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: I'll send them to someone else, I think. So, Um,

853
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: what do you need from me? Well, I don't need much.

854
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: It's it's there's two ways we can do it. I

855
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: can send you a link to a form, and I'm

856
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: going to tell you I wouldn't do the form because

857
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: it's a link to a form it takes about forty

858
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: five minutes to fill out because there's also the marketing

859
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: information and after that you're gonna get a bunch of

860
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: spam tax and spam emails. And I don't know anybody

861
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: that would want that. I can also do it over

862
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: the phone. I'm not supposed to tell you that I

863
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: can also do it over the phone right now, in

864
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: just a couple of minutes. All I would need would

865
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 1: be the name, first and last, anything you want to

866
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: put on a card? What kind of card? And then um,

867
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: the address and I can get it sent out for you.

868
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: And you wanted to worry about that, but if you

869
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: want the link, I can send it to you. I

870
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: can also call you back to if you need to

871
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: if you need some time. Um, no, we can do it.

872
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,439
Speaker 1: We can do that all right now, right here. Let's

873
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: do it then? Yeah cool? Um? So yeah, first and

874
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: last name of the person you want to send them to, Um, Casey, Casey,

875
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: yes with a C and the last name? Um, gotcha? Okay, Um,

876
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: so Casey. And is there anything that you want to

877
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: put on a card? If you want a special occasion card?

878
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: We have all kinds of cards too, and you write

879
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: whatever you want. I can do a few emojis too

880
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: if you want. Um. Okay, so can we have it?

881
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: Say a little gift for your beautiful brain. Okay, a

882
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: little gift for your beautiful brain. That's it? Yeah, okay, yep,

883
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: And then can you have the chilling me? Who is

884
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: Casey with the CE? What? Honey, who's Casey with the cea. Honey, honey, Danny. Yes,

885
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: that is your husband, Danny. He's actually on the phone

886
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 1: because this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,

887
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: and we do a segment where we try to catch

888
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: people cheating. Your husband thought you were cheating, so I

889
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 1: called you up with the fake flowers. And then who

890
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: I think we all want to know who Casey is with? Yeah? Insane? Yeah?

891
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: Is he by chance? Who? Yeah? Who's Casey? H she

892
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 1: is a friend of mine? She? Oh? She Yeah, she's lying.

893
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: I am not lying. Casey is a friend of mine.

894
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone named Casey. And we've been married

895
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: for two years. So why don't you just tell me

896
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: who Casey is? Why he is someone that I work with.

897
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: There's no secrecy, she's someone I work Why are you

898
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: sending your flowers because she's been, you know, been so

899
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: helpful to me at my new job. It's definitely not

900
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: a girl. I mean, it doesn't sound like you were

901
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: sending them to just a friend of yours at your job. Okay,

902
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: she is a girl. Something about a beautiful mine or whatever, like,

903
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: come on, none of my girlfriends tell their other girlfriends

904
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,439
Speaker 1: they have beautiful brains. There's only one time I tell

905
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: someone about their brain, and that's when. All right, we're

906
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: gonna get over that. Like, if I get flowers for free,

907
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep them unless I want to give

908
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: them away to a female because of something that she

909
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: went through. Maybe maybe it was a birthday or like

910
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: she had a bad week, right, yeah, like for a

911
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 1: beautiful brain. Absolutely, and I'm keeping those. Well can you

912
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: can you blame me for wanting to know? Well, how

913
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: about you look up who Casey does and see if

914
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: she works with her, she works with her, Danny, why

915
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: don't you pull up her instagram where she flirts with people?

916
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: You said she flirts with people, and start going through

917
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: her friends list and see, like, type in the name Casey.

918
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: See if you bring up a case or see if

919
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: it's a coworker verse. Okay, let's not do that. Let's

920
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 1: not do that. Why not? Why not do it? Danny?

921
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:06,240
Speaker 1: Do you really want to do this here? Oh? Oh god, Okay,

922
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: I just searched the fine list and I just found

923
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: a Casey, a mail Casey. This is somebody else. This

924
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,439
Speaker 1: is not who I was looking at as a fitness guy.

925
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: That was David someone. This is another Casey who's this.

926
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, are you serious. I honestly have

927
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: no idea what you're talking about. I don't know who

928
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: that person is. Like that dude has nothing to do

929
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 1: with now, Clearlyn, just drop her. She's lying and she's

930
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: cheating on you, like you got to own up to

931
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: something multiple people. It sounds like it's the only Casey

932
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: in your friend's list, and you just send flowers to

933
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: someone named Casey and it's got the same last name

934
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: as the person you send flowers to. I think you're bustling. Yeah,

935
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: it sounds like it. Okay, No, this is ridiculous. Whatever,

936
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm done with this. I'm done with you. Oh, I

937
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: mean that is warranted. She hung up, Danny. Danny's still there, Danny, man,

938
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. She's definitely running, trying to get her life

939
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: straight real quick. Oh my, trying to figure something out.

940
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 1: It looks like it sound like she was like that

941
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: to warm about it. No, this is not I don't

942
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: know why this this is how our conversation of this

943
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: is not what I expected. I thought i'd get some clarity.

944
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: I think you did get clarity. You know that she's cheating.

945
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: I thought I get a confession. I mean you clearly

946
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: got the name and the dude, so you have your answer.

947
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: You got enough of a confession. I mean it was

948
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: super obvious. I mean a lot of people don't admit

949
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: to it. They will literally lie. You could have video

950
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 1: of them, you could be watching it in front of them,

951
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: and they will literally be like, Nope, wasn't me. Wasn't

952
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: it wasn't me. You know, so you did get your answer,

953
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: though it's very obvious. All of us can vouch. Everybody listening.

954
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: I guarantee you can vouch she definitely is cheating on you.

955
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, but you know, do what you need

956
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: to do for yourself in order to you know, get

957
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: better and heal and not take her back ever. Yeah,

958
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: you can guarantee. Yeah, I won't. Good, and I'm gonna

959
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: cancel that gym membership. The Jubils Show on demand, Jubils

960
00:47:53,719 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? Don't say your name?

961
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: This is The Jewels Show and you texted in at

962
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: four one or six one saying you have a dirty

963
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: little secret. So we're trying to keep you anonymous. Don't

964
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: say your name, don't do it, don't okay, Yeah, great,

965
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: I won't Okay, Cool, I'm awesome. Um, I didn't thank

966
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: you pick me. Yeah, we just decided to call you

967
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: since you text it in And are you in a

968
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: place that you could tell us your little secret or

969
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: should we call you back when you're not? No, no,

970
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: this is fine. No one's around, you're not currently bearing

971
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: a body like that. You were like, I'll tell my

972
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: secret later. Okay, cool, So what's your dirty little secret? Then?

973
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 1: Well it's not that so. Uh. There is a there's

974
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: a hotel kind of near the airport that I I've

975
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: been getting free airport parking for like the last five

976
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: or six years. Score. Oh really very trick. Yeah nice.

977
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you which one is because I

978
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 1: don't want to blow it. But there's there's a hotel

979
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: that does like airport parking, and I just like a

980
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: couple the first time. I was like, yeah, it was

981
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: an accident. I just forgot to pay them. And when

982
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: I got back, I said like, yes, I paid and

983
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: they just let me out. They just ask you and

984
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: you just say yes. What. So I tried it on purpose,

985
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: and I was like I could just say if you know,

986
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: if they catch me, I could be like, oh I

987
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: thought I had paid online oops, and they've never checked.

988
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: It's been yes, been like five years now, they've never checked.

989
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: Every time, they're just like, did you already pay? And

990
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: I say yes, Oh wow, that's amazing. All Right, I'm

991
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 1: gonna try no matter how well. It's like a real

992
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: fast shuttle. It's super easy. Okay, I'm gonna start trying that,

993
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: and I guarantee you I'm not gonna succeed, but I'm

994
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: gonna try it. Did you pay? Yes? Where's your receipt?

995
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: Damn it. It's like the one just pretend to look

996
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: through your email for a while because it's like, oh,

997
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: it's buried actually, and then they'll get they'll get tired

998
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: of waiting and they'll just give you a sicker one.

999
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 1: That is a little lifehack. I've done stuff like that before.

1000
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: If you look confident, you're just like, yeah, um, hold on,

1001
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: let me look for it. Dang it. Um it's scott

1002
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: to be around here. So they're busy. They don't want

1003
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: to watch you look at your email exactly. So there

1004
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: you go, a little lifehack. Thanks for telling us your

1005
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah, all right, let's get another one. Was

1006
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Hey, what's up? How are you go? Ahead?

1007
00:49:53,080 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 1: And do you need a minute? Um, no, it's okay, okay,

1008
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: So tell us your dirty little secret. Okay, So this

1009
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: is gonna be fun hard because the person I'm talking

1010
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: about is actually getting grocer's out of my trunk right now.

1011
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 1: That's awkward. Who is it? Who is that person? Oh?

1012
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: That's funny, okaying about your mom while she's right there.

1013
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: Love it. So what is it that's a secret then? Quick?

1014
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: So my mom was a alcoholic, like way back in

1015
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: the eighties, right and and I've been secretly watering down

1016
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 1: her alcohol to get her sober. Oh wow, okay, so

1017
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: she you said she used to be an alcoholic back

1018
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: up the day. So she's still an alcoholic? Um, yes, well,

1019
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 1: I mean you're always an alcoholic, I guess if you're

1020
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: an alcoholic. But so she still drinks, that's what I mean.

1021
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: Well she did. She's currently not on an alcohol right now. Okay,

1022
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: But here I can explain it a little better. Okay.

1023
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: So she was an alcoholis back in the day, and

1024
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: my sister and I we didn't know what kind of

1025
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: alcohol she was so, um, she turned out to be

1026
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: a really nasty drunk. What was her drink of choice? Vodka? Okay?

1027
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: And so you water it down. Yeah, that she knows

1028
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: that she's just like, man, this stuff doesn't work at all. Um,

1029
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: kind of a combination. She's doing a lot better now

1030
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,280
Speaker 1: and she was so bad with alcohol that she actually

1031
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: lost fifty pounds on well she was drinking. I'm glad

1032
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: she's doing better for sure. Thank you for telling us

1033
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: you to do her little secret sending our best wish. Yeah. Yeah,

1034
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: she's so good right now. And she's actually been sober

1035
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 1: for like five months, so we have to hear that.

1036
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: That's really good. All right, see you later, Thank you

1037
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: so much. Have a good end. Yeah you cock tell

1038
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: would be nice right now. The Jewel Show on demand,

1039
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:07,399
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1040
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00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: my damn massage in this frenchise restaurant, hurry up with

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Speaker 1: my damn croissants. Powerful words from Kanye West. It's a

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00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: duel show, and every now and then a college or

1045
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 1: university tries to make themselves stand out with a brand

1046
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: new course about the latest and greatest celebrity. They do

1047
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 1: actually have a Kanye West course at Concordia University. Wow,

1048
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 1: they have a whole curriculum on Kanye West. I can't

1049
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: believe you how it signed up? I want to except

1050
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: I can't get into college even if it's learn about

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00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: Kanye West, about me, like you get to learn about

1052
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: his music, learn how he does music. Oh yes, that

1053
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 1: course is called Kanye Versier Genius by Design. There's a

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Speaker 1: joint list of university level courses which helped develop your

1055
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: ideas of modern pop culture icons. And there's a new

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00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: celebrity who's got a call course about them. We'll tell

1057
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 1: you that is in just a second. They also have

1058
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: a college course for Taylor Swift at NYU dropping Out

1059
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: Missing One. It's all about how to get over a breakup?

1060
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 1: But Victoria's twenty two and Ty Swift, Yeah, it's not

1061
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,479
Speaker 1: about how to get over a breakup. Surprisingly, it's about

1062
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's evolution as a creative music entrepreneur. But it's

1063
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: literally just about the people. So there's a brand new

1064
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: course though that A college is just announced. It's Texas

1065
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: State University and they're teaching a course on none other

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00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 1: than Harry Styles. Okay, they're teaching a Harry Styles college course, Victoria.

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00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: You're from Texas. I actually went to Texas State for

1068
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 1: a year before I transferred to an M Do you

1069
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: have regrets now because you could have taken this class.

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Speaker 1: It was a fun place, but none of you were

1071
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: shocked at all. Like I said, Harry Styles as a

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00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: college cuss Like, oh cool, I still don't really know

1073
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: what that means. Okay, the one direction dude. No, I

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00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: know who Harry Styles teaching a class on Harry Styles

1075
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: in the college, Like, I'm sorry, who, I don't. Yeah,

1076
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 1: they're probably talking about the connections to pop culture and

1077
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: in like which he came up in like a television

1078
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: competition show. It's yeah, you get credits for It's become

1079
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 1: so normal now though that colleges are just they also

1080
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: have classes on internet adult videos. They're not teaching anything

1081
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 1: that's actually knowledge in college anymore knowledge. It's become so normal.

1082
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: You go they're teaching a course about Harry Styles the

1083
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: One Direction dude, and everybody goes, yeah, of course, I

1084
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: don't know. Hey it's Bennett. It sounds like a barn

1085
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: course to me, honestly, sounds a little bland. What. Yes,

1086
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't excite me. Now if you want to excite me,

1087
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: let's do the Nicki Minaj course. Like we can learn

1088
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 1: about queens and feminism. She's the queen of Raps, so

1089
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: there's like a little English and like lyricism in there.

1090
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: And then by the end of the class you're gonna

1091
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: have a nice, juicy Nicki Minaj booty. So I'm in

1092
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: there when that's way more interest thing than a Harry

1093
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: Styles college I could only take it if they were

1094
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 1: actually doing the course themselves, like teaching it themselves. Ye right,

1095
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: if it was Harry Styles actually style, I would take

1096
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Speaker 1: the course of it was that. I would love to

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00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: see Nicki minajs teach a college course. Who else would

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00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: you like to see teach a college course or have

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00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: a course about them in college? There's in Texas. At

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Speaker 1: Austin they have Matthew McConaughey teaches a car. That's pretty cool. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: alright up there they were going to learn about how

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Speaker 1: smooth the ride is in my what is he? It's

1103
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,799
Speaker 1: like like herself again, We're never going to learn about

1104
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: the seats in my buewing. We're all gonna get in

1105
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Speaker 1: my car for a little bit. All the most attractive

1106
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: women are getting in the back seat and test out

1107
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Speaker 1: the leather. In my viewing, alright, alright, alright, one, o one,

1108
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Speaker 1: I'm your professor, Matthew McConaughey. All right, kind I would

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Speaker 1: be number one in that class. Don't get into it.

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Speaker 1: It's just him with his shirt off doing push ups.

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00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,959
Speaker 1: That's all I ever see that guy doing is out

1112
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: somewhere hot with his shirt off, either doing push ups

1113
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,959
Speaker 1: or jumping rope. That's all he does normally. That would

1114
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 1: annoy me. But he can do that any day. Yeah.

1115
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Speaker 1: I mean I took a few weird classes in college.

1116
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: I had like a Disney class that like really took

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00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 1: a deep dive into like the psychology of like the

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00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: writers and the producers and all that stuff. Well, see

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00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: that's what Disney class though. That's like, um, I could

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Speaker 1: see them having a Disney class about that kind of

1121
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,760
Speaker 1: stuff because there's different levels to it. There's the business,

1122
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: there's the writing, there's the art, there's all that. It's

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Speaker 1: a thing, right, I guess people are things sort of,

1124
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: but like just a Harry Styles college course, that's why

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00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: we're talking about this. It just announced that they're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a Harry Styles college course at Texas State University,

1127
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: And I'm just wondering what they would teach But that

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00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: makes sense to me, like a Disney course. What else

1129
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: did they teach you in the Disney course? Oh, I

1130
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Speaker 1: don't know. I only left the class thinking that Disney

1131
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: was pretty screwed up. Yeah, that was my biggest takeaway.

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Speaker 1: I was in the seas something, but I was like,

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Speaker 1: I can't even get into that right now. It was

1134
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 1: like very messed up stuff. Yeah, in the course the

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00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: Disney course, did they talk about how they draw dirty

1136
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: pictures in the movie posters and symbols and all that. Yeah,

1137
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Speaker 1: so you talk about like obviously like the conspiracy theories,

1138
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: especially like as viewers that viewers had, you know, throughout

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Speaker 1: the years. But then you tie it back and look

1140
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: at all the like reoccurring themes of like women struggling

1141
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: and being saved by men and things like that, and

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00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: it was like persistent in all their films, you know,

1143
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: all Disney CARDI b because that clip that she has

1144
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: describing how to wash your backside. The best way to

1145
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: wash it stack have your finger and be a twiler around.

1146
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying. I wish that at

1147
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: the Cardi b College Corps Fun Prank is coming up.

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Speaker 1: Film The Jewel Show on demand