1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 1: Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while, the Jews Show. Well, 6 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: it looks like I'll have to wait another year for 7 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: what it's a Jewil show, not for that. That's right now. 8 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is right now. It looks like I'll 9 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: have to wait another year to be named the world's 10 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: sexiest bald man. You're not bald, though, That's true. Yeah. 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: I used to shave my head, really, but I don't 12 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: look very good bald. I don't think that's what a 13 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: mean look. No. Yeah, I used to shave my head, 14 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: and I love shaving my head because I don't like 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: hair on my body. But I grew hair back because 16 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: the overall consensus was you look weird with a bald head. 17 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: For all but shocking news today. And I only found 18 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 1: this out just a second ago because Alex pulled it 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: up and was like, what what uh? The world's sexiest 20 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: bald man has been named important researchers. They found that 21 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: thirty eight year old Duke of Cambridge, Prince William, is 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: the world's sexiest bald man. And that's that's not even 23 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: according to just like reader poll on US Weekly or something. 24 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,479 Speaker 1: That's researchers going online and finding how many times he's 25 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: been described as sexy. And he's been described as sexy 26 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: the most out of every bald dude. He's so disgusted 27 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: when you read this headline, you are, well, first of all, 28 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 1: he's not even totally bald. Yeah, he's got someone on 29 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: the sides. Yeah, he's like a balding. Yeah, he's definitely balding, 30 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: Like he has a lot of patches in between. Yeah, 31 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 1: he looks like a forty eight year old used car salesman, 32 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: Like with how whispy the hair is. That's like on 33 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 1: the top of his head. So I'm gonna just google 34 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: sexy baldman. Okay, okay, get my history later. But because 35 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: we're married, if you didn't know, she didn't even need 36 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: a type of it in because she's already been doing that. 37 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: I just pulled up right away sexy baldman. So oh, okay, 38 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: I found one twenty sexy baldman. I guess who's number 39 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: one of the Lost Jason stayed them right, Jason Sathan 40 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: Sexy af Ja, Ben Diesel missed three oh five. It's 41 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: the world wide other than Principal. I'm done. Just imagine 42 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: pit Bull right, like leaned over looking the camera, clap 43 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: in his hands. Now people makes music that will be 44 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 1: played at weddings in twenty years that you want me, 45 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: I want you, you want me, I want you. I 46 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: know you want me, you want me. Can't you see 47 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: somebody old lady dancing to that on a dance Florida 48 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: wedding for sure? Myself to one, I was like, oh 49 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: my god, it's pit Bull alright text in four one 50 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: six one. Who do you think is the sexiest bald 51 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: man alive? What we think here on The Jewel Show 52 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: is it's definitely pit Bull. At the same time, I 53 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: confused me. I was like, I put a pit Bull song. 54 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: Alex has the music and the like soundclips in front 55 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: of her now so she can just fire off stuff. Uh. 56 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: And I was grabbing a pit Bull song to put 57 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 1: in and I hit right when I hit the pit 58 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,079 Speaker 1: Bull song, you hit that, and I was like, holy crap. 59 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: Pit Bull actually sampled the chop saw slide and we 60 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: were making fun of it. You're like, wait, I was 61 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: joking that blew my mind. This is what I was 62 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: gonna hit though. Wait is this That's why because it 63 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: kind of makes it the second we did at the 64 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: same time and you couldn't tell the difference. Hit it 65 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: in one second. All right, I'm gonna hit one, two 66 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: three one night when I say three, hit it. Okay, 67 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 1: one two three, so weird? Okay, yes, I told you. 68 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, this definitely sounds like you can see 69 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: Pitbull doing what we Oh, this is a good song. Oh, 70 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: turn it off. Hotel room. After the wedding. We're going 71 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: to go to the hotel room. It's gonna be there. 72 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: Everybody give it up for he's getting married today. Congratulation 73 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: for zon Skis. We know where you guys are going 74 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: after the wedding. No more boyfriend taking her husband to 75 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: the hotel holiday. He does have some good song. He does. Actually, Okay, 76 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: it is the duel show. We're getting out of hand. 77 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: The preferred show of Pittball and pit is the sexiest 78 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 1: ball man there. The Jubil Show on demand. It's another 79 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: Jubil Phone frame mornings as Hello, Hi, This is Swedge 80 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,479 Speaker 1: meadow Brook. I was looking for Elena. Yeah, this is Elena. 81 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,600 Speaker 1: Suage is spelled sort of like swag, but with a 82 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: knee swage. And I dropped off some treats for you 83 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 1: the other day, and I was checking back to see 84 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 1: if you enjoyed your treats. Yeah, I don't know what 85 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: you're talking about. Are you sure you have the right person? Oh? 86 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: This is and you live it street? Yes? Um, yeah, 87 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: but I don't know what you were saying. Do you 88 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: enjoy treats on occasion, don't you? I guess everybody enjoys 89 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: treats on occasion. I enjoy treats a lot. I enjoy 90 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: I have a treat at least once a day. You 91 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: dropped something off for me, Yes, maybe I should clarify. 92 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: It sounds like you're not understanding what I'm talking about 93 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: out Yeah, please please explain. I will explain. Yes, my 94 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:08,040 Speaker 1: name is Suage Meadowbrook, and I work for door Dash 95 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: and you Berrets and all of the meal delivery services. 96 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: Really I deliver treats. Wait, so are you saying you 97 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 1: delivered food to me? Yes? Yes I am. And I 98 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,359 Speaker 1: was just checking back like I do with all of 99 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,679 Speaker 1: my customers to make sure that they enjoyed the treats 100 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: I dropped off. They were special just for you. Yeah wow, Um, 101 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: I really don't special service that Suage likes to offer 102 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: to his customers. Not many people call back to check, 103 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 1: And I think that's very sad because the world doesn't 104 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: have enough connection and I like connection. Yeah. No, I'm sorry, 105 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: I just I really should talk more. Does the delivery 106 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,799 Speaker 1: service know you do this? I mean, this is really 107 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 1: not okay. Oh well, I sort of lived by my 108 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 1: own rules, don't I you'll find that Swage is a 109 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 1: little bit of a rule breaker from time to time. 110 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 1: But I think it's okay because, like I was saying, 111 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: especially in customer service, people don't take the time to 112 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: make sure their clients are served correctly. Swage Meadowbrook likes 113 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,840 Speaker 1: to make sure that his customers are served the way 114 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: that they'd like to be served. How would you like 115 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: to be served? Did you enjoy it? Like? I feel 116 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: like I need to tell you that that sounds really 117 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 1: inappropriate the way, Like I don't know if you realize 118 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: how or if you're doing it all purpose. It's like 119 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: it's really gross. But I'm sort of a visionary. I 120 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: do think I've marched to the beat of my own drummer, 121 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: And I like to think of my relationships with my 122 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 1: customers is more than just a business transaction. Is very, 123 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: very person super weird. So you can't just be calling 124 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: up women that you've delivered stuff too, like I know 125 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: you know women, I call anybody. Okay, it's gonna make 126 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: everyone uncomfortable. Well, I apologize that me calling upon you 127 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: seems to have startled. It seems to have traveled you. 128 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,240 Speaker 1: I just was wondering, if I I was just wondering 129 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: how you like to be served. Okay, that's the second 130 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,240 Speaker 1: time that you that, and that sounds really bad. Oh well, 131 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: I don't understand why that would sound bad. I guess 132 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: it depends on how you would like to be served. Literally, 133 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: sounds like you're either being like sexual or cannibalistic. And 134 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm not here for Oh I assure you I am 135 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: never sexual. Okay, tell me who you delivered for. I'm 136 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 1: so sorry you said something about cannibalistic too. I should 137 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: have also said that that that's a thing. Okay, I'm 138 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 1: not calling the company, I'm calling the cop. Seriously. Well, 139 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: I don't think there's any reason to alert the authorities. 140 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: I was just calling to see if you enjoyed the 141 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 1: treats that I dropped off, and I served them exactly 142 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: how they asked to be served. So they asked to 143 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: be served. What are you talking about? Yes, I ask 144 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: every treat I deliver how it wants to be served, 145 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,319 Speaker 1: and just making sure that I served it the way 146 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: it wanted to be. All right, I'm calling the cops, 147 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 1: and I swear to God, if you did anything, can 148 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: my food or like, serve me something? I don't more 149 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 1: to say it, like, go ahead and come right out 150 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: and say it. Now, you're in my line of work 151 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: and you have the interest I do. You hear all 152 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: sorts of things. So what were you going to say? 153 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,199 Speaker 1: I don't understand what could be? Okay, I curiously need 154 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 1: to know what or who you put in my fool, 155 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: you creepy. I'm going, oh, dear, I'm so sorry that 156 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: you felt the need to cursed me. So I don't 157 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 1: understand what you mean by what or who? What did 158 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 1: you do to my food? I delivered it to you 159 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: how it wanted to be delivered. Stop it. I'm hanging up. 160 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: I'm calling the cop. Okay, please them that it's a 161 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 1: prank phone call. I would appreciate if you wouldn't do that. Oh, hey, 162 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,480 Speaker 1: what's up? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show 163 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:40,199 Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Oh and your boyfriend 164 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: set you up. I am going to kill him. Then 165 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: don't do it yourself. I can the Jewel Show on demand. 166 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 1: First Date follow up. A guy named Cal is on 167 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,880 Speaker 1: the phone for a first date follow up today and 168 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 1: he said the end of his date ended with a 169 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: magical kiss in the parking lot. Was it magical because 170 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 1: Cal is actually the name of Superman? Did you know 171 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: that that's real real name? Cal l? Yeah so sure, 172 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: but I guess right, No, this is cl nothing to 173 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: do with Yeah, okay, nothing to do with Superman? Never 174 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:23,800 Speaker 1: mind okay, but he apparently shared at his email, said 175 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: it was a magical moonlit kiss in the parking lot. Well, 176 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 1: and doesn't always go down like that with the girl 177 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,680 Speaker 1: that's not calling him back. Her name is Leila, And 178 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:34,680 Speaker 1: I guess we'll ask KL about it. Cal, How do 179 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 1: you have a magical moonlight kiss in a parking lot 180 00:10:36,559 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: with a woman and then she just goes you? I mean, 181 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 1: that's why, guess why I'm talking to you guys. Um, 182 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: I don't know. I had a great, great date, and 183 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: I's not hearing from her anymore, and I just can't 184 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: figure it out. Well before we get into everything and 185 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: find out about the date, Um, how do you meet her? Oh? 186 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,319 Speaker 1: Do you know? The classic way now these days is mine? 187 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,560 Speaker 1: You know, it's the only way to do it. Um, 188 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,319 Speaker 1: but you know, one of the apps, and um, you know, 189 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,680 Speaker 1: we chatted for a while and then you know, turned 190 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,199 Speaker 1: into texting and then turned into a date, and then 191 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: you know, I thought everything went great. Okay, Um, I've 192 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,560 Speaker 1: never done this or anything like this before. Is like 193 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,360 Speaker 1: I thought, this was like I've never done anything anything 194 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 1: like what before, chase to you know, follow it up 195 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 1: with a woman, you know, like email, the radio show 196 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 1: to try to get a hold of. I thought you'd 197 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: never been no plenty of those. But what I'm saying 198 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: is like she was quality, Like she's funny, she's smart, 199 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: she's very attractive, like, um, and I thought I brought 200 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,720 Speaker 1: my a game. You know. Well, what did you guys 201 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,280 Speaker 1: end up doing for your date? Um? We we went 202 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,360 Speaker 1: to dinner. Um. You know, I think that's just like 203 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: the best way to share a meal together. You can chat, 204 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: you know, nothing too too fancy, but like you know, scale, 205 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,360 Speaker 1: So it was just nice. But we got to know 206 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:00,360 Speaker 1: each other. She was funny, she laughed at my jokes. 207 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 1: What type of food was it? Sea food? Seafood? It's 208 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 1: a bold move on the first day. Yeah, it is 209 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 1: smelly breath. I mean I know that all too well 210 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: because one time I went on a date and because 211 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:16,200 Speaker 1: everybody loves sushi, he took me to sushi, which I hate, 212 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: and I didn't want to tell because I felt bad. 213 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 1: So I just choked it down like I'm a kid 214 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,960 Speaker 1: with like a mouthful of nasty food trying to wash 215 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 1: it down with the water. At least you were a trooper. Yeah. 216 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 1: Do you think that maybe your date was pretending to 217 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: like seafood the whole time? No? No, no, no, we 218 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 1: dug it. I mean we had a good time, and 219 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,400 Speaker 1: I mean the food was great. I mean we were 220 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 1: even like sharing eachaid like, oh, you want to tries online? 221 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,680 Speaker 1: You want to tries online? So ju Will mentioned something 222 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 1: about a moonlight kiss, So can you describe that. It 223 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,199 Speaker 1: sounds like your date went pretty well based on your email, 224 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,559 Speaker 1: and yes, please describe for us the kiss, everything about it. 225 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 1: Dinner ran long, you know, we got up with like 226 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,199 Speaker 1: where the time we go? I walked through your car 227 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,440 Speaker 1: and you know, we're just we're standing there and the 228 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,720 Speaker 1: moon was just like reflecting right off from her face 229 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 1: and it was just that beautiful soft light and I 230 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,560 Speaker 1: just went in for a kiss and it was just 231 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,320 Speaker 1: instant butterflies. I haven't felt that in a long time. 232 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,920 Speaker 1: So the kiss was just highlight of the night. Okay, Well, 233 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,640 Speaker 1: it sounds like she might not have been I don't 234 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,439 Speaker 1: want to bum me out. It sounds like she might 235 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,320 Speaker 1: not have have felt the same butterflies because now she's not 236 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: calling you back. Well, how long has it been since 237 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: you guys have talked? Well, we did text after her, 238 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 1: and it was like we agreed it was like fun 239 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: and we didn't want to do it again, and we 240 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 1: texted here and there and they just kind of like 241 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: faded out. Her responses just like became spinner and thinner, 242 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: and then now it's been about a week. Okay, did 243 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:45,680 Speaker 1: you actually make plans to do anything else? Yeah? Yeah, 244 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 1: I texted her like three times the week after, asking 245 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: her out for different things, and you know, it was 246 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 1: just always never concut. You know, she never made it concrete, 247 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: and I just kept going back and I don't know 248 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 1: what's going on. All right, And there's I think you 249 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 1: can think of that was weird, either in your text 250 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,440 Speaker 1: after or on the date. I'm telling me, I can't 251 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay, cool. Cal is on the phone 252 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: right now. For first date follow up, he went out 253 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 1: with a girl named Layla. They met online, went out 254 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,080 Speaker 1: for dinner. He thought everything was amazing. They even ended 255 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: with what he calls a beautiful moonlight kiss, and the 256 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 1: way he described it was pretty amazing. He said he 257 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: got butterflies as soon as they started making out, and 258 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: he was really into where. They texted for a little 259 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: while after their date, and then she just sort of 260 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 1: ghosted him, and he doesn't know why. We're about to 261 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 1: see if we can call her, get her on the 262 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,480 Speaker 1: phone and figure it out for him. All right, Cal, 263 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:49,480 Speaker 1: you're ready, I am ready? Okay one second? Hello, Hey, 264 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: I was looking for Layla. This is she Layla? How 265 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 1: are you? This is the Jewel Show. My name's Jewel, 266 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,560 Speaker 1: Mine's Alex. My name's Evan. Hi. Do you know what 267 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show is? Yeah? So it's a radio show. 268 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: I just want to make sure you're clear. There's not 269 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: another jewel show out there that you might be thinking of. No, 270 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,760 Speaker 1: I know, I know the radio show. That's why I'm like, 271 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: why are you calling? Good question? Well, we're calling you 272 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: because we do a segment on the show called the 273 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: first Date follow Up. I'm not sure if you heard 274 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: what that is. I heard that before, But what that 275 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: is is if you go out on a date with 276 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: someone and then end up not calling them back, they 277 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,720 Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and 278 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: find out why. And you recently ghosted somebody, and then 279 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 1: they emailed us, and then we took their email, and 280 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,600 Speaker 1: then we talked to them about your date, and then 281 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: we called you to ask you why you ghosted them. 282 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: I've heard your show before, but I've never I've never 283 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: seen a part of it. So do you want to 284 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: do you know who we're talking about? I think it's Cal. Yes, 285 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 1: it's Cal. Yes, congratulations, you got it right, it's Cal. 286 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 1: Why aren't you talking to Cal anymore? Um? Well? Cal 287 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: was cool. We had a really good time, but I 288 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 1: just didn't really feel like he was a gentleman after 289 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: the end, like we actually kissed good night. He was 290 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: very Yeah, he told us, he said that he really 291 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: was into you. And he described your first kiss like 292 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 1: I heard music, like romantic music as he was describing 293 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 1: your first kiss. For him, it was magical for you. 294 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: You guys were in the middle of New York City 295 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,120 Speaker 1: Times Square, and everything was just like circling around you guys, 296 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: and nothing else mattered, right, and then it started raining 297 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: on the just the two of you. I don't remember 298 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 1: all of that. Was it not that special for you? No, 299 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,880 Speaker 1: it was actually very good. We had chemistry, we had 300 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 1: a great conversation, great food. But the next couple of days, 301 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: he just kind of texted me a couple of times, 302 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 1: and I don't know. I was really kind of raised 303 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: that the man calls you, you know, like he calls 304 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 1: you and asks you out again, and he just never did, 305 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 1: and it just kind of rubbed me wrong. I was like, 306 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if I want somebody who just hides 307 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:05,320 Speaker 1: behind text messages. Okay, he said he did ask you out, 308 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,240 Speaker 1: he did through text, but he never called me and 309 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: he never asked me personally, do you want to go 310 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: out with me again? And that's just kind of something 311 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 1: I've been raised with and expecting and it just didn't happen. 312 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 1: And I don't know, I just I kind of felt 313 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: like maybe it wasn't the right fit. I can't tell, 314 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,200 Speaker 1: are you joking or no? I'm very serious. I don't 315 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,120 Speaker 1: texting I think is a weak way of showing your emotion. 316 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:36,560 Speaker 1: So you, huh, don't want to see him again? Because 317 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,199 Speaker 1: this is weird to me because nobody picks up the 318 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 1: phone and call as anybody anymore. If someone calls me, 319 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,600 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh what, I'm like, what's wrong? Who died? 320 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 1: I don't know. That's kind of why I think it's 321 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,719 Speaker 1: more special, Like he took the time to call me, 322 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,880 Speaker 1: even though it's not the norm. It's not the regular, 323 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 1: and it was almost like, if he calls you, then 324 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,760 Speaker 1: he's actually serious. It's not a booty call. It's not 325 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 1: just a let's chat when I have time. No, he 326 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: took the time out for me to call me, and 327 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: I just when he didn't do that, it just kind 328 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:11,959 Speaker 1: of made the magic kind of fizzle out a little bit. Alex, 329 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: does that make sense as a female? No, I mean 330 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: not really, Like to me, I wouldn't care, and I 331 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,399 Speaker 1: also don't like to talk on the phone. So really, 332 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:25,280 Speaker 1: you've never felt that a phone call is way more 333 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: personal and special and they single you out to talk 334 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 1: to you for an extended period of time instead of 335 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,199 Speaker 1: just oh, I'm in the bathroom and I'm texting you, 336 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 1: like I don't want your bathroom text. Yeah, I just 337 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: don't really care. I feel like most people don't, but 338 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,640 Speaker 1: they that you know, that's your thing. So that's why 339 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,399 Speaker 1: you're not calling back. Because he didn't actually pick up 340 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,760 Speaker 1: the phone and call you. Yeah, I didn't felt I 341 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,439 Speaker 1: didn't feel like he cared enough to put that time 342 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 1: for me. Okay, all right, Well guess what he did 343 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: put the time in to be on the phone right 344 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,639 Speaker 1: now to have a conversation with you. He's been listening 345 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: this whole time. I would like to talk to you, 346 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,680 Speaker 1: like on the phone, not via text. Oh what he's here? 347 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 1: Like on the phone? Hi? Oh hey hey? Um? Really 348 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 1: Like that's the way the reason you didn't, you know, 349 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 1: actually back, That's why why you ghosted me, because I 350 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,879 Speaker 1: didn't call you. Yeah. Yeah, I expect a gentleman to 351 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,919 Speaker 1: I don't know, call me and take time out of 352 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: his day to see how I'm doing. I thought that 353 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 1: he was very disrespectful. I don't see how disrespectful is saying, hey, 354 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 1: would you like to do these three things which I 355 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: looked into and try to make plans with you immediately. 356 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 1: I don't see that as disrespectful. And then if you 357 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,280 Speaker 1: took the time to look for all these plans, why 358 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 1: couldn't you have just called me like we did forever 359 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,240 Speaker 1: and ever before texting became the norm, and you could 360 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: have asked me personally, voice to voice, you know, Like, 361 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 1: I just feel like it was very, very lazy. Well, 362 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: I mean when we met on the app, I asked 363 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,160 Speaker 1: you out when we were messaging, So like, I don't 364 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,760 Speaker 1: understand how this is different because that was in the app. 365 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: We had moved on from the app, we'd actually had 366 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:19,679 Speaker 1: a date. You kissed me. It was wonderful, and I thought, wow, 367 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: maybe this guy will call me and show me that 368 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,480 Speaker 1: I matter and that I'm not just another girl he texts. 369 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,400 Speaker 1: Because listen, I know how it is. I know I 370 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,320 Speaker 1: have friends who have been on dates and they went 371 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,240 Speaker 1: to the bathroom and their date was texting somebody else. 372 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 1: Seeing it's not it's a way to hide behind your 373 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: true feelings or emotions or intentions, and I expect my 374 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:48,200 Speaker 1: intentions and your intentions to be clear. Okay, Well that's 375 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,080 Speaker 1: a lot. I mean that sounds like you're pretty serious 376 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,679 Speaker 1: about that. Would you like to go on another date 377 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 1: with Cow? We will pay for it. He's on the 378 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 1: phone right now, he can ask you in person. I mean, 379 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,399 Speaker 1: I know this probably is an awkward start, but we 380 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: did have a good date, and obviously you thought I 381 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,399 Speaker 1: was special enough to email a place, so I guess 382 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,000 Speaker 1: you did do the work and I would stand corrected 383 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,640 Speaker 1: on that. I would like to go out with you again, Cal, 384 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,040 Speaker 1: if you are willing to go out with me. Honestly, 385 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 1: the last five minutes have been such a turnoff of 386 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 1: me disrespecting you and all that stuff, so I am 387 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,400 Speaker 1: no longer interested. And that's fine now you know much. 388 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,719 Speaker 1: But I feel like you're a person that I'll never 389 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 1: ever be able to make happy. Good luck, So you 390 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,919 Speaker 1: couldn't even make me happy after the first date. So 391 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: I guess you're right. And I'm not going to apologize 392 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 1: for having high standards because another guy thinks I'm hard 393 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:48,919 Speaker 1: to please. Sorry, maybe you guys are lazy. Thank you 394 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 1: for your honesty. I appreciate it, and hopefully you'll find 395 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,520 Speaker 1: a dude that will be able to date you. Right 396 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: I don't think you will, And Cal, thank you for 397 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,600 Speaker 1: your email too. Sorry you don't get another date, man, 398 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: but get back out there. Oh no, you guys saved 399 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 1: me a lot of time and a lot of money. 400 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,360 Speaker 1: Jubils First Date follow up The Jebels Show on demand 401 00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:14,560 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Everybody has dealt with the person 402 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a dirty little secret today. 403 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,600 Speaker 1: Most people don't like them. Some people are them, though. 404 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 1: Text in four one, six one, tell us you have 405 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,640 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret and we'll let you say whatever 406 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,200 Speaker 1: it is on the show. And you're free to say 407 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 1: whatever you want because we keep everybody anonymous. That's why 408 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone 409 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. That 410 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,159 Speaker 1: person with a really loud laugh in a restaurant like 411 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 1: super loud they suck why, I don't know, But what's 412 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:47,480 Speaker 1: up loud laugher and restaurants? How are you pretty quiet? 413 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you have that a lot of 414 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: a laugh, I guess. But anyway, you have a dirty 415 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 1: little secret. Yeah, okay, what is it? Yeah? It's okay. So, 416 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 1: oh my gosh. So a little while back, I actually 417 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 1: broke my tailbone. Whoa ouch? Is that the secret? Well? 418 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,439 Speaker 1: That I couldn't hide obviously, it was like terrible. Um, 419 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,160 Speaker 1: everyone knew, you know, like my gaily, my friends when 420 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 1: I worked, everybody knew I broke my tailbone, but I 421 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:24,159 Speaker 1: lied about how it happened. Oh really, Okay, well do 422 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 1: you ask for the lie or the truth? Now? Well 423 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,679 Speaker 1: we know why you lied based on your story, or 424 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,359 Speaker 1: do you need to tell us why you lied first? 425 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,639 Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I lied. Okay, Well the truth 426 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: will set you free? Yeah yeah, So why are you 427 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 1: lying to people about how you broke your tailbone? So 428 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: I'm like way too embarrassed about, Like, this is one 429 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,200 Speaker 1: of the things I would not tell anyone because it's 430 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,959 Speaker 1: like kind of cringe. All right, So it's a cringe 431 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,439 Speaker 1: way that you broke your tailbone. What did you do that? Okay? 432 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:04,160 Speaker 1: Do you know those like stripper workout videos? Stop? Yeah, 433 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,159 Speaker 1: I've heard of them. I've never actually I've tried. I 434 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,880 Speaker 1: wanted to do stripper size, but you know, I haven't 435 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 1: purched the DVDs yet. Yeah, so yeah, but I have 436 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: heard of them. Yeah, they have like classes, but I 437 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,520 Speaker 1: was too embarrassed to go to one of those classes. 438 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,040 Speaker 1: So like, not only did I you know, find the video. 439 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 1: But I ordered one of those poles for your house. Okay, 440 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: I think I know where this is going. Yeah, so 441 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,359 Speaker 1: you order you know, you like attach it to the 442 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,359 Speaker 1: ceiling and the floor, and I made sure it was 443 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,679 Speaker 1: secure and everything, and I like confident about how it 444 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:43,199 Speaker 1: was going to go down. Um, so I started doing 445 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,879 Speaker 1: the workout and I was like splinging around on it 446 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,639 Speaker 1: and I clearly did not install it right because it 447 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:55,200 Speaker 1: crashed down so hard, so bad that I couldn't stop 448 00:24:55,240 --> 00:25:00,200 Speaker 1: myself and just like shattered my tailbook. Oh my, if 449 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 1: the pole actually fell on top of you or oh yeah, 450 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,200 Speaker 1: it absolutely not only did my tailbone hit the ground, 451 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:12,120 Speaker 1: but I was still gripping the pole. So you're still dedicated, 452 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 1: are still wrapped around the stripper pole? And please tell 453 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 1: me you got that on video? Oh my gosh. You know, 454 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 1: it's like so funny because I did get it on 455 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: video because I was like trying to watch my form 456 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,320 Speaker 1: and you know, people post those videos, but I am 457 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,399 Speaker 1: way too embarrassed. I mean, totally funny. You should just 458 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: like blow your face out. Oh yeah, if you blow 459 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,639 Speaker 1: it out, I'd be okay, Oh there's the thought. Do 460 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,600 Speaker 1: you know were you actually you know, did you get 461 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: the stripper pole to practice for stripping or was it 462 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 1: just strictly fitness. It was like fitness, but you know 463 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: when you're also just like, this might be good for 464 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: my self esteem, and then absolutely the opposite happened. I'm 465 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,320 Speaker 1: gonna be so hot, like I'm gonna show them, you know, 466 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:55,879 Speaker 1: I bring over. I want to show them what I 467 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,639 Speaker 1: can do. The next guy that I meet from Tender 468 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,119 Speaker 1: that I invite over here to Netflix and chill, he's 469 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 1: gonna see my stripper pole and he's gonna ask me 470 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 1: about it, and I'd be like, yeah, I do the 471 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,160 Speaker 1: stripper workout you want to see. And then he's gonna 472 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,639 Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, this chick is so bomb. 473 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:14,960 Speaker 1: Then next thing you know, you're in a wheelchair. That's hilarious. Well, 474 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:16,879 Speaker 1: hopefully you post a video someday, and if you do, 475 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 1: send it to us because we would love to see it. Please, 476 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,800 Speaker 1: I definitely would. All Right, well, thank you for telling 477 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,439 Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret? Thank you? What's your dirty 478 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,360 Speaker 1: little Secret? The Jewel Show on Demand? Welcome to the 479 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't 480 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,720 Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. For Tuesday, 481 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,919 Speaker 1: March thirtieth, twenty twenty one, and I'm Jewel Fresh and 482 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,160 Speaker 1: the Tiger King might be needing a new engagement ring. Really, 483 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: that's a rhyme and an amazing headline. Hello, welcome to 484 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,359 Speaker 1: the i n N's cool. So wait, he got engaged again? 485 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,320 Speaker 1: Well no, because he's still married. He is. He's getting divorced. 486 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: Sad news. Joe Exotic and Dylan are now getting a divorce. 487 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,159 Speaker 1: Dylan posted on social media that they are splitting up, 488 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: but he did add it we were on good terms 489 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: and I hope it can stay that way. Oh you 490 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,199 Speaker 1: want to say good terms of Joe Exotic. Otherwise, what 491 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,240 Speaker 1: I think we should do is write Joe Exotic. Right, 492 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: remember how we said we're going to do that. We'll 493 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: write people back. And of course he wants to be 494 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: as famous as possible. Okay, okay, I would be pumped 495 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 1: if I got a letter back. Would Let's let's pin 496 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 1: a letter to Joe Exotic. I know we're gonna get 497 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 1: a response. Yeah, we have like a platform to promote himself. 498 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 1: He'll be like, hello, oh yeah, you would think so. 499 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,920 Speaker 1: All right. The i n N the Idiot News Network 500 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,680 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news for our next story. 501 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,199 Speaker 1: Let's set it on over to Alex Sprayash was on 502 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:46,680 Speaker 1: location in Los Angeles, California. I am in Los Angeles right, Okay, 503 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 1: So recently after the Megan Markle and Prince Harry interview 504 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: with Oprah, Piers Morgan bash Meagan for saying that she 505 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,800 Speaker 1: was suicidal, and he said that she just wants attention right. Well, 506 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 1: at the time, it was reported that Sharon Osbourne, a 507 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,680 Speaker 1: co host on the talk, took Pierce's side. She's decided 508 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,640 Speaker 1: to leave the talk because of all the backlash over 509 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 1: it and says that it was just a misunderstanding. I 510 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,760 Speaker 1: saw a thing where Sharon Osborne said that she was 511 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,000 Speaker 1: kind of set up for that question because she didn't 512 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 1: see that Pierce Morgan said horrible things about Megan Markle 513 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: and her mental and her mental health, so she didn't 514 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,920 Speaker 1: see that. Apparently, this is according to her, It could 515 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,439 Speaker 1: be spending right, it could be something that she's making up, 516 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,640 Speaker 1: But she said she was an interview right in an 517 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,520 Speaker 1: interview like the same day that happened or whatever. Someone 518 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,120 Speaker 1: asked her about what Pierce Morrigan said, and she said 519 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,640 Speaker 1: something like she supports him because maybe she likes him. 520 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,399 Speaker 1: And whatever. I don't know, but they took it the 521 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,919 Speaker 1: wrong way. It's missed up though, because she apologized the 522 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: next day and was like it was a miscommunication. I 523 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,320 Speaker 1: didn't understand, Like nobody hears the apology. Yeah, you know, 524 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 1: people can be canceled for a headline that is actually untrue. 525 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: All right, and that's all I have, So I'm sending 526 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 1: it back to you. Thank you very much. Ox. This 527 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,680 Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where 528 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,760 Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. And for our next 529 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to 530 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: English Evan, who's currently signing up to be the next 531 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: contestant on The Bachelor when Joe Exotic is exiding. I 532 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,160 Speaker 1: can't wait to see him on the Bachelor. That's that's happening. 533 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 1: Oh I love this song, get out the way, Get 534 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: out the Way. I love the song. Yeah you can 535 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 1: cut it. Oh, I thought I was gonna go into 536 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:28,800 Speaker 1: the beginning. I know, no lights out, show lights out 537 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,960 Speaker 1: instead of the I n N. Is that we should 538 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,600 Speaker 1: have just listened to that mind. This is the idiot 539 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 1: Network for Indians are just in the news. And now 540 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English seven, whose story 541 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:49,720 Speaker 1: is little Chris move enjoy you guys. This is seventh story. 542 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm not even good song English, having to throw to 543 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,920 Speaker 1: it the soul. Get out the way, get out of 544 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,920 Speaker 1: the way, get out of the way. Who get out 545 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: the way, Get out the way, get out the way. 546 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: This is a good story English. I thank this is 547 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 1: the best news story seven is had. Yet it's the 548 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,520 Speaker 1: original to get out the way, get out the way, 549 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:19,240 Speaker 1: get out the way. Oh lights out about the turn, yo, 550 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: lights out back? We can stay out of my way? 551 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:38,640 Speaker 1: Take you off whole head? Oh God? Who doesn't excuse it? Different? 552 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: The pieces and the illusion is running streets. So bye 553 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 1: bye to while you groopies and gold dis by the 554 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:51,280 Speaker 1: way English heaven, English heaven. This is a report. Let 555 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 1: me get the out of my way special report. So 556 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,080 Speaker 1: oh all right, this is in on the I and 557 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,040 Speaker 1: in seven does not know the words to this song. 558 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:06,160 Speaker 1: This is story that we're doing. Get out the way, 559 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 1: get out the way, get out the way, get out 560 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:16,400 Speaker 1: the way. Starting the news story off with that song clip. 561 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: Because I don't really care what you have to say 562 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: about the boat and the Suez Canal. I got released 563 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 1: and it's on its way still it's still stuck there 564 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: and then it's released. It's really it's moving no release itself. Okay, 565 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:35,120 Speaker 1: that's all I know, is you know? Is that was 566 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: clutch though coming through with that song. What like, I 567 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 1: appreciate that. That was the best news story that we've 568 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 1: had on the Amazing News. That was my idea as well. 569 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,000 Speaker 1: That was the best news story we've had on the 570 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,480 Speaker 1: I n N I think in quite a while, and 571 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: we are out of time. So that was the in 572 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. 573 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report 574 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,120 Speaker 1: and perhaps a throw back song in the n N. 575 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame 576 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: Day mornings. Hello, Hey is this Aaron? Yes? This is him. 577 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,640 Speaker 1: Hi Aaron, It's Alexis a doctor's office. UM, just want 578 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,080 Speaker 1: to call and let you know that your wife I 579 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,920 Speaker 1: will be ready to be picked up in about ten 580 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: to fifteen minutes. She is out of it right now. 581 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 1: She's pretty out of it right now. Um, and the 582 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,240 Speaker 1: doctor does want to talk to you, so I'm going 583 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,760 Speaker 1: to transfer you over to doctor Latio. Okay, just give 584 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 1: me one moment, all right, thank you? Yeah, this is 585 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:52,520 Speaker 1: doctor Lario. Is this Aaron? Hello? Is this Aaron? Yeah? Yeah, 586 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:59,480 Speaker 1: this is doctor Alario. Jennifer looks, I'm sorry, Um sir, 587 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,960 Speaker 1: my wife's doctor is doctor. Why am I talking to you? 588 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,080 Speaker 1: You are talking to me because doctor could not be 589 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,240 Speaker 1: here today. So they call Elario to come in and 590 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,720 Speaker 1: feel in an Illario. They start to make art with Jennifer. 591 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:21,280 Speaker 1: You'll be pleased, Hellario, what I'm look, I'm so sorry. 592 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,160 Speaker 1: I dropped my wife off, you know, at the dentist 593 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,960 Speaker 1: office a while ago, and you know she was getting 594 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:31,360 Speaker 1: her wisdom teeth. So much wisdom in those jeets. Oh 595 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,880 Speaker 1: my goodness. I take them out and I see the 596 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,680 Speaker 1: wisdom in the teeth, Ellario. They spoke to Ellario, Sir, 597 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:46,440 Speaker 1: I'm really excited. I think I need doctor. Doctor have 598 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: the cough cough. Okay, so doctor Ilario get his patience 599 00:33:52,360 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 1: today and your wife, Jennifer had the wisdoms removed, Doctor Ilario, 600 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:07,480 Speaker 1: remove the teeth. I live only one artists Wait wait 601 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,400 Speaker 1: what h no, no, she was supposed to have all 602 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,520 Speaker 1: the wisdom teeth removed. I remove all of them. I 603 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:19,440 Speaker 1: live only one in the back art all right? Wait wait, wait, 604 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:24,840 Speaker 1: make your wife Ilario. All right, hold on, let me 605 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,239 Speaker 1: get this straight. I'm confused. So you removed all of 606 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:34,360 Speaker 1: my wife's wisdom teeth but one. No. Illario is artist 607 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:39,959 Speaker 1: in everything I do, and I pluck all the teeth 608 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:48,319 Speaker 1: I live one, Illaria, take your wife's mouth and create amazement. 609 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 1: Wows pause, Well what are you talking about? This makes 610 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,279 Speaker 1: no sense. I need to I need to know. I 611 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,400 Speaker 1: need to pick up my wife. Is she ready or 612 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,680 Speaker 1: is she not? She is ready for pickup. Yes, she 613 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,760 Speaker 1: is very angry, but that is part of the process. Elaio, 614 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:12,800 Speaker 1: do it again, Papa, about what your wife, Jennifer upset 615 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,480 Speaker 1: about the art that I create. But that is part 616 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,080 Speaker 1: of the process. I pull every single tooth of verse 617 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: except one. No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, 618 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,799 Speaker 1: not every tooth except wait a minute, wait a minute, 619 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,760 Speaker 1: what are you telling me? Yes, I pull every single 620 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:37,200 Speaker 1: tooth she have except the one in the back. What. Yes, 621 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:44,000 Speaker 1: to show solitude, alonement, buy yourself but together part of 622 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 1: a person, put alone, solitooth. Yeah, I'm gonna give you tooth, 623 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:56,760 Speaker 1: create sol tooth, a lonely tooth in your wife's face mouth. 624 00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 1: I need to talk to someone else right now, Ilario 625 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:06,200 Speaker 1: Prancio Ilario. But this isn't funny man. Oh no, it's 626 00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,520 Speaker 1: funny because it's not Elaio. This is actually Jewbil from 627 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and 628 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 1: your wife's what your wife's sister set you up for 629 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,319 Speaker 1: a phone prank. She told us that he dropped her 630 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: off to get her wisdom teeth removed, and wanted me 631 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,480 Speaker 1: to tell you that I took out all of her 632 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:29,920 Speaker 1: teeth instead. Oh my god, except I did not take 633 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,320 Speaker 1: out all of our teeth. I only leave one solitooth. 634 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,759 Speaker 1: It is my new art. Oh my god, I was 635 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:42,400 Speaker 1: so worried. The Jewel Show on demand. My name is 636 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:48,800 Speaker 1: Heinrich Ruba. It is time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, beatza Za Britt. 637 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,680 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, beatz Za Britt. Beat him because he's just 638 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 1: so stupid. Yeah to agree with you, guys, It is 639 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,919 Speaker 1: time for beats the Britt. The only American game show 640 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,120 Speaker 1: with an Englishman that has a German dance opening. You're 641 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,759 Speaker 1: welcome English German made that intro himself, and ever since 642 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,959 Speaker 1: we first heard it, I cannot stop doing that text 643 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,279 Speaker 1: in four one or six one, by the way, is 644 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,759 Speaker 1: that Joe getting old? Because I can stop that and 645 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:13,879 Speaker 1: do something else. Even if someone texted is getting old. 646 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 1: You're not gonna stop, That's true. I'll probably keep going 647 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,000 Speaker 1: even more if you text it in Yeah, if you're 648 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,239 Speaker 1: gonna be playing Heidi today, Heidi is on the phone 649 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,440 Speaker 1: to see if she can beat Zibrit. Heidi, is the 650 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,359 Speaker 1: German thing getting old for you? No? I love it? Yes, 651 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:35,879 Speaker 1: my daughter seeing it all day long, appreciate it. Isn't 652 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,400 Speaker 1: the Englishman so stupid? I'm leaving now, all right, Heidi. 653 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,279 Speaker 1: The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds dance. 654 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,040 Speaker 1: There's many questions as possible if you don't know when 655 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,240 Speaker 1: Jessy pass and you have to beat English Evan outright 656 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,359 Speaker 1: to win. Also, it's a very special edition of Beat 657 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,600 Speaker 1: the Brit because we have tickets to a very special 658 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: virtual show happening tonight American Express on stage with Moon five, 659 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,040 Speaker 1: exclusively on Live Now. You and a friend will get 660 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,400 Speaker 1: codes to watch it live. All yeah to do is 661 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,560 Speaker 1: beat the brit Except Heidi, you don't really have to 662 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,320 Speaker 1: beat the brit. We're gonna give it to you anyway, 663 00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,759 Speaker 1: to keep that between us for right now. All right, 664 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,080 Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts. Now. What do you 665 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,279 Speaker 1: call the form of sushi where it is strictly raw 666 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:21,160 Speaker 1: fish and no rice. Uh h? What company owns the 667 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:25,960 Speaker 1: rights to the fountain drink? Doctor pepper pets? How many 668 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 1: seconds does an NBA team have during a game to 669 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:33,040 Speaker 1: shoot the basketball? Hen? How many of the Fast and 670 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:39,000 Speaker 1: the Furious movies have been produced on the Satan for 671 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,600 Speaker 1: that as well? Elvis Presley died in nineteen seventy seven? 672 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,319 Speaker 1: What was this cause of death? And you can still 673 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,200 Speaker 1: answer that even though your time is up? Hid five 674 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,319 Speaker 1: of death? It was a heart attack, I believe sart attack. Okay, 675 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,239 Speaker 1: wasn't it choking on like a peanut butter sandwich on 676 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,000 Speaker 1: a toilet. We'll find out what this Leave him alone? No, 677 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 1: I think that's actually is something I don't know. I 678 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,719 Speaker 1: can't say anything else because he seven is now coming 679 00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,400 Speaker 1: back in studio. All right, English, Evan is back in studio. 680 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,080 Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. There's some consulting going on between 681 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,080 Speaker 1: Alex and our producer Brad, and I don't think they 682 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,200 Speaker 1: know the answers. They're trying to figure something out your 683 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,719 Speaker 1: questions and answers. I know the he doesn't ever know 684 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,160 Speaker 1: what's going on. You guys have consulted. Everything's ready to go, 685 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,359 Speaker 1: I think yes, yes, okay, all right, English, even here 686 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:23,719 Speaker 1: we go. Okay, I'm ready, your time starts. Now? What 687 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,720 Speaker 1: do you call the former sushi where it is strictly 688 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,799 Speaker 1: raw fish and no rice? M pass Well company owns 689 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:35,160 Speaker 1: a rights to the fountain drink doctor pepper, PEPSI. How 690 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,399 Speaker 1: many seconds does an NBA team have during a game 691 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,000 Speaker 1: to shoot the basketball? Thirty? How many of The Fast 692 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,040 Speaker 1: and the Furious movies have been produced? Eight? Elvis Presley 693 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,919 Speaker 1: died in nineteen seventy seven. What was this called the death? 694 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,759 Speaker 1: Shotgun to the head, wasn't it? How many presidents have 695 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:57,120 Speaker 1: been impeached? Didn't he know? Two presidents? Okay, I don't 696 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,960 Speaker 1: know what Elvis you're a fan of. But oh no, 697 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,960 Speaker 1: I thinking of Cut Cobaine. Okay, that's right, though, isn't it. 698 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 1: I don't think I don't know. Well, let's find out. 699 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,799 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but um let's go over the answers here 700 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,080 Speaker 1: in just a moment and find out if that answer 701 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,960 Speaker 1: is true about Elvis. I don't think so, though. But 702 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,000 Speaker 1: first let's find out the score and see who won. 703 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,239 Speaker 1: And let's send it on over to our scoreboard. Brad 704 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:24,759 Speaker 1: Leap Fast and the furious Nolan. All right, Evan, you 705 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:30,200 Speaker 1: got one correct. No, that's not right. I definitely go more. 706 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 1: You're right zero. Heidi, you got one correct as well. 707 00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,279 Speaker 1: Oh it's a tie. Wow, some good questions this week. 708 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,960 Speaker 1: I guess these. Shimi is strictly raw fish. No, Rice, 709 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 1: Heidi got that one right away, she didn't definitely remember. 710 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 1: And then who owns Doctor Pepper is curing Doctor Pepper? 711 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,040 Speaker 1: So the confusion was actually Coca Cola and PEPSI both 712 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,719 Speaker 1: used to own Doctor Pepper times, but now Curry, that 713 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,719 Speaker 1: was the confusion. Doctor Pepper gets around. Yeah, and then 714 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,360 Speaker 1: there's twenty four seconds for a team basketball team to 715 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,279 Speaker 1: shoot it in the NBA when it's their possession. There's 716 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,480 Speaker 1: been eight fastened the Furious movies. They've been produced, and 717 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:16,319 Speaker 1: Elvis Presley died of a heart attack. Are you sure? Yeah? Yes, 718 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,520 Speaker 1: I thought that one right then, Art, and then three 719 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,439 Speaker 1: presidents have been impeached. All right, well, how do you congratulations. 720 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,160 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that you beat the brit because we're 721 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,840 Speaker 1: gonna win. We're gonna give it to you anyway. But 722 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,120 Speaker 1: you've got tickets to it makes sense. It doesn't matter 723 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,600 Speaker 1: that you beat the brit But doesn't matter if you 724 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,759 Speaker 1: didn't beat the brit because yes, Sa, it doesn't matter 725 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,680 Speaker 1: that you won, but you wont. Well, it doesn't matter 726 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,279 Speaker 1: that she won because even if she lost, she was 727 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 1: still going to get the price. We congratulations, congratulations Heidie. 728 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,800 Speaker 1: No matter what. You didn't have to go through this 729 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,360 Speaker 1: whole thing. You could have just called up and we 730 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,360 Speaker 1: would have given it to you. But you want tickets 731 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,320 Speaker 1: to a very special virtual show happening tonight American Express 732 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,400 Speaker 1: on stage with Ruined five, exclusively on live Now, you 733 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,399 Speaker 1: and a friend will get codes to watch it live. 734 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,840 Speaker 1: All and all you had to do was call not 735 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 1: beat the brit but so congratulation Society. Good for you. 736 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,040 Speaker 1: Awesome show sticker too. Sure, yes, hangle the line, I'll 737 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:14,960 Speaker 1: get your info The Jewels show on demand. Jebils dirty 738 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,480 Speaker 1: little Secret one of the most annoying things on the 739 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,080 Speaker 1: planet is on the phone right now to tell us 740 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:22,400 Speaker 1: a dirty little secrets. That um, I mean, I'm excited 741 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,840 Speaker 1: to hear what the dirty little secret is. It's just 742 00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,239 Speaker 1: unfortunate that they are who they are. Remember, if you 743 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,560 Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret, all you 744 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,120 Speaker 1: have to do is text in four one oh six 745 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,279 Speaker 1: one and you can tell us anything you want, and 746 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,520 Speaker 1: we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what 747 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,320 Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous 748 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 1: nickname and on the phone right now. Whether it's active 749 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,600 Speaker 1: or deactivated, it doesn't matter. It's really annoying, but it 750 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:47,760 Speaker 1: has a dirty little secret. Chrissy Teagan's Twitter account high 751 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:55,400 Speaker 1: Chrissy Teagan's Twitter account. Oh man Twitter account. That is hilarious. 752 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,120 Speaker 1: Sorry to give you that name, dude, I feel bad 753 00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,960 Speaker 1: about that. I've got to have a lot of dirty 754 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,600 Speaker 1: little secrets, I mean deleted or or not well with 755 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:08,360 Speaker 1: Christy Deegan, you better believe it, all right, So you 756 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,680 Speaker 1: have an actual dirty little secret though, huh yeah, yeah 757 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,000 Speaker 1: I do. Um. So this is funny but kind of 758 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,399 Speaker 1: really embarrassing. I mean it's something you guys have talked 759 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,560 Speaker 1: about before. I mean bad drivers, people that are just 760 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:24,120 Speaker 1: horrible on the highway. Well, you know whatever, I am 761 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,279 Speaker 1: a slow driver. I'm one of those guys. You're a 762 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,280 Speaker 1: what driver? I'm a slow driver. A slow slow driver, okay, 763 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,839 Speaker 1: like under the speed limit driver. Yeah, not necessarily under 764 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,759 Speaker 1: the speed limit, guys, but I do catch myself going 765 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,360 Speaker 1: under the speed limit a little bit, that's awesome. I'm 766 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,800 Speaker 1: in that club. Just so you know, English Oman is 767 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,480 Speaker 1: a very slow driver. You guys just scared, very safe. 768 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 1: No scared. I mean in general, yes, I'm scared of life. 769 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,040 Speaker 1: I just like to drive, you know, not over the 770 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,640 Speaker 1: speed limit. I don't want to kill anyone. I don't 771 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,319 Speaker 1: want to kill myself. I want to be safe. Okay. 772 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,680 Speaker 1: But the people who drive too slow, I feel like 773 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,719 Speaker 1: they cause more accidents because people are speeding to go 774 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,359 Speaker 1: around them and they're not everything down and usually they're 775 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,440 Speaker 1: in the fast lane where they shouldn't be. Do you 776 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,279 Speaker 1: ever see people go around you? No, because I go 777 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,040 Speaker 1: I don't go that slow. I mean I go like 778 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,120 Speaker 1: the speed limit or maybe two or three under. What 779 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,160 Speaker 1: about two or three under? Sometimes? What if? It is 780 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,520 Speaker 1: so confusing to me? That's why not two to three over. 781 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,440 Speaker 1: It's confusing because like Chrissy Teagan's Twitter account, do you 782 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,600 Speaker 1: ever get like on the highway for instance, do you 783 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680 Speaker 1: ever get passing the highway and like people looking at 784 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,960 Speaker 1: you like what are you doing? Go and like honking 785 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,239 Speaker 1: and stuff, and then like cutting you off and like 786 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: getting right back over and like to try and prove 787 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,239 Speaker 1: a point. Well, yeah, I mean, I totally have. But 788 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,640 Speaker 1: then there are people that are so aggressive and that 789 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,000 Speaker 1: just like speed are around me. I mean one guy 790 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,680 Speaker 1: passed me on the right last week and he almost 791 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:49,040 Speaker 1: got in an accident trying to pass me. Yeah, because 792 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,360 Speaker 1: you're driving so slow that I know. You guys are 793 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:55,040 Speaker 1: also the ones that merge onto the freeway going thirty 794 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,400 Speaker 1: oh yeah, all the way they at least like forty. 795 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,120 Speaker 1: So your dirty little secret is that you're a slow driver. 796 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 1: Is it a secret though, because I would imagine probably 797 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,040 Speaker 1: everybody that knows you knows you're a slow driver. Yeah, 798 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,440 Speaker 1: I mean it is embarrassing me. Look all my guy friends, 799 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,080 Speaker 1: you know, they're speedsters. Love cars, you know, the fastest 800 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,120 Speaker 1: you go, the better, you know, vibrations, all that stuff. 801 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,239 Speaker 1: And you know, I'm just not that kind of guy 802 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,400 Speaker 1: hanging out with speedster. Sigh. You know what you should do? 803 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,920 Speaker 1: Chrissy teakin' Twitter? What's that? Well, So the other day 804 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,080 Speaker 1: I was feeling like super dangerous and just kind of 805 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,760 Speaker 1: out there, and I set my cruise control to sixty 806 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:38,399 Speaker 1: two on the highway. I felt bad aspect you did. Yeah, 807 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,560 Speaker 1: he just doesn't want to get a ticket. Yeah, my 808 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,359 Speaker 1: mum would kill me. Englishevan does not want to get 809 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,000 Speaker 1: a ticket lets across the world. She's gonna fly from 810 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,880 Speaker 1: London over here and spank you. I wouldn't doubt it. Um. 811 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,799 Speaker 1: Every once in a while we'll leave the studio at 812 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,399 Speaker 1: the same time as English even and you must think 813 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,839 Speaker 1: that we drive like maniacs. Oh my god. I'll think 814 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,959 Speaker 1: I'm like going real fast and I'm going like thirty 815 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,759 Speaker 1: six and then I'll see you guys just go or 816 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,560 Speaker 1: like get in the turn. Like I've seen that like 817 00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,680 Speaker 1: safe driving commercial with the drag racers, where like the 818 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,600 Speaker 1: lady speeds off down the dragway and then the one 819 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:17,640 Speaker 1: guy just like coasts all the way down. That's totally metals. 820 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,040 Speaker 1: I think it's a guy coke. Well, thank you for 821 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:25,920 Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Slow driver all Chrissy Higgins, 822 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:32,200 Speaker 1: thank you guys, Twitter, Bad Things. What's your dirty little secret? 823 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:34,720 Speaker 1: Did Jebel show on demand