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Speaker 1: Hello, yes, hi, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 2: How's it going?

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Speaker 1: It's going all right? What's your name, sir? My name

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Speaker 1: is Sam Sam, Well Sam. Uh I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you've ever heard heard this Little Gecko show before, but

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Speaker 1: uh I just kind of talked to people about whatever

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Speaker 1: to talk about?

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Speaker 3: I had a weird job a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 3: and I think that's the reason why my girlfriend broke

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Speaker 3: and have some stories to it, and uh I kind

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Speaker 3: of wanted to talk about that weird time in my

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Speaker 3: life for I had a people with them me all weird.

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Speaker 1: What was the job?

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Speaker 3: I was a crematory operator for pets.

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Speaker 1: You think your girlfriend left you because it was your

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Speaker 1: job to burn dead animals?

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Speaker 3: That and also I was in school to become a

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Speaker 3: funeral director.

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Speaker 1: What drew you to the profession of dead dogs?

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Speaker 3: So basically what had happened was is I was in

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Speaker 3: funeral school and the teacher was like, Hey, my boss

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Speaker 3: is looking for somebody to work at his crematory operations thing.

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Speaker 3: And it's really good because it gets your foot in

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Speaker 3: the door because he owned like a funeral home also,

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Speaker 3: so I was like, oh, get your foot in the door,

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Speaker 3: make a name for yourself, and I'll like okay, yeah,

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Speaker 3: sure I'll work there. And then I ended up working there.

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Speaker 1: What's your favor part about burning dead dogs?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Literally nothing? It made me like to sensitize with like

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Speaker 3: the whole thing. And then I'm like, I love animals?

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Speaker 3: What am I doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What I mean?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Why did you decide to go into this profession?

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Speaker 1: If you love animals, wouldn't that make you Wouldn't it

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Speaker 1: be natural that that would make you sad?

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Speaker 3: That was the thing. Like at first, when I first

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Speaker 3: started the job, I was sad. I was like this

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Speaker 3: annoyed by it. It's like like I don't know, people

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Speaker 3: same story, like people just coming up to me and

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Speaker 3: like you know what, like you know, pets are actually

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Speaker 3: like a pet dying is actually sadder than a human dying.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just like what are you talking about? Like

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Speaker 3: what what do you mean? And then I'm just like wait,

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Speaker 3: like I understand, like I had a pet that path

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Speaker 3: the way, and like it really sucks and like the end,

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Speaker 3: the moment you just say whatever, and I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I was just feeling like I was just losing entirely

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Speaker 3: my whole empathy for like people's emotions, and it was

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Speaker 1: Do you feel as though you've regained that empathy?

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Speaker 3: I think so, because now I look at dead animals

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Speaker 4: There's some blood. It is what it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pretty gross job. There's pretty like funny

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Speaker 3: stories though that had come from it, though, surprisingly enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what.

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Speaker 3: It was like my like second or third day of

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Speaker 3: this like lady calls like in a hysterics, like I

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Speaker 3: don't know, like what happened to my cat, Like my

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Speaker 3: do a cremation. And then she's just like staying on

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Speaker 3: And then my boss was like, don't do that if

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Speaker 3: And then she's like she just hangs up the phone,

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Speaker 1: She was she was drunk.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was just hammered, like completely hand and it

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine drunkenly cutting open a cat? That sounds

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's probably not the best moment in her life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, that's definitely. I don't know. And her

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Speaker 2: I feel like that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like those two probably balance each other out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but that's I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, but that sounds like a good

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope he's keeping a good eye on her,

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Speaker 3: because I worry about them sometimes. I look back at

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Now now when you saw the cut open cat was

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Speaker 1: just at a point where you were like, oh, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty fucked up.

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Speaker 3: It was pretty fucked up because I love cats personally,

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Speaker 3: and at that time my cat was still alive, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, great, now I'm gonna look at my

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Speaker 3: the cat. Huh Yeah, but yeah, I don't. I quickly

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Speaker 3: got out of that profession. I am actually kind of

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Speaker 3: glad that I did take that job because it really

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Speaker 3: showed me that I don't want to be in funeral service.

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Speaker 1: That was good. Do you uh, oh what was it, Oh, yes,

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend broke up with you over it? What happened there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So I noticed like when we would be like out,

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Speaker 3: when we first started dating, I was not in that.

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Speaker 3: I was like just in community college. And then I

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Speaker 1: How has this profession affected your view of your own death?

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Speaker 3: Not really by much. I don't know. My uh.

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Speaker 2: My view on.

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Speaker 3: Death is just very like I mean, it's like, can

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Speaker 3: you remember before you were born. I mean, I just think, like,

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Speaker 2: Nothing.

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Speaker 1: Does anything make you happy these days?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, A lot of things make me happy. I live

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Speaker 3: a happy life, you know, just live in the moment

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Speaker 3: been doing pretty okay, like and then a new profession

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Speaker 3: of much more easier to talk about professions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you do now?

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Speaker 3: I'm a plumber.

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Speaker 1: You're a plumber.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like a commercial plumber.

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Speaker 1: That's almost it's not as depressing, but that's all it's also,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's you went from dead dogs to diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: No actually yeah no, commerci was all like new that's

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, commercial like businesses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, like just like like brand new buildings and stuff

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're working on toilets before anyone ever even

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm like the first person to take a

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Speaker 1: Wow, you went from death to uh life of a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I give yeah, and provide life with the water

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Speaker 1: You know, you do you have a new girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Now, dating life has just been on and off. It's

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Speaker 3: if I just didn't make that switch in that profession,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean she really even if she was cool,

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Speaker 1: she ultimately like it sounds like she didn't like accept

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Speaker 1: or am I making that up?

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Speaker 3: I get the sentiment, but it's like that was also

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Speaker 3: person I was, because I really went into it for

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Speaker 3: the money. But like, they don't even make a lot

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Speaker 3: of money, funeral directors. That is like a myth. They don't.

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Speaker 3: They really don't make a lot of money. You got

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Speaker 3: to own a home, but that's impossible nowadays.

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Speaker 1: But so initially the plan was to just to graduate

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Speaker 1: from dogs to people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like an entry level job pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Was there a moment where you decided that you didn't

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Speaker 1: want to do that anymore?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when I just quit? Yeah, I just had enough

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Speaker 3: and then my friend said you should just really get

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Speaker 3: into plumbing, and I was like, all right, sure, that's

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Speaker 3: pretty cool. I like legos growing up, and then I

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Speaker 3: just got into that. I was like, all right, this

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Speaker 3: job is like the coolest job I've ever had, and

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Speaker 3: I still think of it. I like it.

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Speaker 1: What's the deadest dog You've ever seen?

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Speaker 3: The deadest dog? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: I should you know?

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Speaker 3: All right, So I'm born in ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: Right, I'm so excited that you have an answer to that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if excited is the word,

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Speaker 1: but I'm surprised that you haven't answer to this question.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, yeah, no, no, I have plenty, but this

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Speaker 3: one's like not sad and gross. Okay, I'm born ninety eight.

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Speaker 3: I'm twenty six years old. This person pulls up with

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Speaker 3: a Chihuahua and it is like just bones, Like I'm like,

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Speaker 1: This fucking Christ. What's the fuck is wrong with everyone

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Speaker 1: And you don't even deal with that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, please don't kill dogs.

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Speaker 1: What's your name again?

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Speaker 3: Sam?

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Speaker 1: Sam? Is there anything else you want to say to

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Hey, take care, Sam, Take care. That actually might be

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Speaker 1: This is a gecko?

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Speaker 1: No, you didn't do anything wrong. What's uh? What's your name?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you, uh uh John? What's up? John?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: Damn, nothing much. Just sentrum my apartment, hanging out with

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Speaker 1: You know, that's that's a good life. That's a good life.

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Speaker 5: Super lucky.

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Speaker 5: Well, I just texted you. So my job is kind

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Speaker 5: So I don't know if you've heard about this, but

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Speaker 1: Day ink therapy. It's OK. I guess it's kind of

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Speaker 5: that shit.

442
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: You know, Uh yeah, no, I mean that's way more

443
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 1: than what you signed up for.

444
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, So, like I don't want to sound ungrateful because

445
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 5: it's like I am honored that people are going to

446
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 5: open up to me, but sometimes I'm like, yeah, no.

447
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: I for like, seriously, if you I really do, if

448
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: you make the decision and you're like, look, I'm here

449
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: to give people tattoos. I can't come. I can't get

450
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: involved in their lives and you know, give them psychiatric evaluations.

451
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: That's not what I signed up for. You don't have

452
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: to feel bad about that, like I don't. I don't.

453
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,679
Speaker 1: You don't have to beat yourself up about that.

454
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. I mean, like again, I

455
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 5: don't want to sound selfish because I know we all

456
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 5: got shit going on, but it's like part of when

457
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 5: you've got shit going on your own life and then

458
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 5: like people are getting like real personality and it's like

459
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 5: oh man, like like two things at once. I don't

460
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 5: know how to explain it.

461
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: But.

462
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, people go through some crazy shit and I gotta

463
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 5: give the human race a lot of credit.

464
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: No, I mean you don't. I mean you don't have

465
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: to like like even I guess for me with this podcast,

466
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: you know, I think I I used to a lot

467
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 1: more kind of beat myself up for not having like

468
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: the perfect stuff to say all the time, you know.

469
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: And then and then I kind of and then I

470
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: made a decision where I was like, well, I'm gonna

471
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 1: try my best to navigate this thing, and uh, if

472
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 1: I fall short of perfect, I'm not gonna you know,

473
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: feel bad about it.

474
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No, you're right. I'm definitely I'm definitely perfectionist

475
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 5: and definitely people pleaser. So it really does like leak

476
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 5: into every part of your life. I always figured because

477
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 5: of my profession, like people are like trusting you to

478
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 5: put them in a vulnerable physician. So it's like, you know,

479
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 5: like these accommodating as you can, but sometimes you like

480
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 5: accommodate way too much.

481
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: By the way, guilty you said. By the way, I'm

482
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: just looking at these texts that you sent me. You

483
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: sent me, I'm just going to read a few of

484
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: these because you've you've got Yeah, the first time you

485
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: texted me on this on this line was a year ago,

486
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: and you sent me so many different things. I want

487
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: to talk about how hard it is to date with

488
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: Can I can I can I say these things? I mean,

489
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: I guess if you texted me, then you want to

490
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: talk about.

491
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, which whatever.

492
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 3: You want to start with.

493
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll be able to get through

494
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: all these, but I guess just at a glance, I'm

495
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: just gonna I'm just gonna read off some things and

496
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,719
Speaker 1: if there's anything that you want to get into, let

497
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: me know. You said, I want to talk about how

498
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: hard it is to date with genital herpes. I want

499
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: to talk about spilling my dad's ashes.

500
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

501
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: I want to talk about my ex moving down the

502
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: hall to try to convince me to marry him. Uh,

503
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: my ex used to pee on my stuff. I met

504
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: somebody on vacation who wants to help me traffic people

505
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: help him.

506
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, No, I'm not trying to trap anything.

507
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, No, sorry, that's that's probably that's an

508
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: important detail.

509
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 5: No, no, yeah.

510
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: I like that. I like this one. I'm afraid of Australia.

511
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: That one's kind of why are you afraid of Australia?

512
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 5: Like, all right, because you've been there, right, yeah, I've

513
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 5: like I've never been there, but I see these fucking

514
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 5: bugs and like, like, yo, I I just think about

515
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 5: seeing one of those fucking giant spiders. In the upper

516
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 5: corner of my room, and I just like I had

517
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 5: a client and well, like I guess she originally moved

518
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 5: there from India and then she came visiting some family

519
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 5: in America and she was like, I guess they moved

520
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 5: to Australia about like twenty years ago. And she said

521
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 5: her first night there, they were in a hotel room

522
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 5: and she saw one of them in the corner and

523
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 5: it fucking scurried behind like the window whatever. I just like,

524
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 5: you know, there's so many bugs like that and fucking

525
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 5: kowala's piece through their skins, kangaroos or like fucking bodybuilders.

526
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 5: Like it's just like, yeah, I mean, so I don't

527
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 5: know that that shit. I don't know why Australia and

528
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 5: then like the deep sea freaks me out like that.

529
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: You know what the good news is is you never

530
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: ever ever have to go there. Yeah, you never you

531
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: unless if you want to, Unless if you want to,

532
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: You will never have to go to Australia or the

533
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: deep sea. Like when you're get like when you get

534
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: your license renewed, they're not gonna make you go to

535
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: the deep sea. You'll never have to do it.

536
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 5: Well, we'll see how that goes to global warming?

537
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: Where do you?

538
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: What?

539
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: Can I ask you? What state you're in?

540
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 2: Now?

541
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm in New Jersey, New Jersey, Okay, New Jersey debatably

542
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: scarier than Australia.

543
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 5: Well, I grew up here, So I don't know, like

544
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 5: it is the way that it is.

545
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: You know, you you text you, you texted me a

546
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: bunch of things. You said, You're you feel like you're

547
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: becoming agoraphobic. This was a month ago. Do you still

548
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: feel that way?

549
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 5: Yeah? I like I just got like, okay, well, I

550
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 5: don't want to bore you with the details, but with

551
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 5: whatever you want to bore you with. Okay. Well, all,

552
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 5: so I have multiple crazy exes. One like just did

553
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 5: some unforgivable ship like tortured me like for a year

554
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 5: like all this other ship was going on my dad

555
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 5: died and ship. No, no, it's okay. I'm not trying

556
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 5: to like, but yeah, he was like cheating on me

557
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 5: with my dad died and like just very like uh

558
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 5: you know, and you know I ended things with him

559
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 5: and he likes a little stocky, you know what I mean?

560
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: And is this the guy who moved in down the

561
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: hall from you to try to convince you to marry him.

562
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 5: No, that's a different guy. He was fucked up. Yeah,

563
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 5: So like this dude, I me and him were together

564
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 5: for like three years. We were like living in like

565
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 5: not like a trailer home, but you know one of

566
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 5: those mobile trailers you attached to the back of your car.

567
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 5: We're living in one of them, in a parking lot

568
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 5: at a gas station. We lived there for about a

569
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 5: year and a half and then I started making more

570
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 5: of like a livable wage, so we moved into an

571
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 5: actual apartment. I ended things with him, like I guess

572
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 5: a year and a half after that, because he's kind

573
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 5: of like a raging alcoholic. So I broke up with him.

574
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 5: This is a couple of months before my dad died.

575
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 5: And I was just like gonna stark spiral, I guess

576
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 5: you could say. And my sister was like, uh, it's

577
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 5: so effective. Actually have these episodes, and you know some

578
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 5: like I get asked to help a lot. Anyway, all

579
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 5: this shit's going on, and after a couple of months,

580
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 5: like I don't know why, I unblocked him on Instagram

581
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 5: and he like immediately messaged me, which should have been

582
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 5: a red flag. But if I became friends with him,

583
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 5: were you were.

584
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: You were you were you just feeling.

585
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 5: Lonely, I guess. So part of me is like I

586
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 5: miss like, you know, we we used to have like

587
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 5: a I don't know, and certainly as we had a

588
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 5: sense of humor in that match with each other, like

589
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 5: to me, like somebody you can laugh with is like

590
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 5: one of the most important things. So I became friends

591
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 5: with him, and then I had to block him. It

592
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 5: would be on and off, but like friends, if that

593
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 5: makes sense. And then over the summer I had unblocked

594
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 5: him again, like we talked, we hung out once or twice,

595
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 5: and then two weeks after like messaging me, he's like, hey,

596
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 5: how would you feel if I moved into your building?

597
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, that would be weird.

598
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: I mean a different guy from the guy who you

599
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: said you who you said tortured you.

600
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because it's different. This is a guy before that. Yeah,

601
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 5: my bad is confusing. So yeah. So two weeks after

602
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 5: we became friends again, he fucking messages me and he's like,

603
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 5: how did you feel about me moving down the hall?

604
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 5: And I was like, well, it'd be kind of weird,

605
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 5: but whatever, And then he was like, oh good because

606
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 5: I already talked to the land where lord and she says,

607
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 5: I can move in this Saturday. Yeah, and like, you know,

608
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 5: I remember, like when I became friends with him again.

609
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 5: He like he's like yeah, Like every so often I

610
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 5: try to come back and see you, and you know,

611
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 5: I would leave things by your car, Like I found

612
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 5: a ferbie and I put it like near your car

613
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 5: because I wanted you to see it. But then I

614
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 5: saw you didn't have like this rose I gave you

615
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 5: a year ago inside, so I turned the ferbie on

616
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 5: you on your car to make it all creepy. I

617
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? So

618
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 5: are you?

619
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you still friends with this guy?

620
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 5: No? No, so he lives three three doors down, he

621
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 5: still lives here. I don't know.

622
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: How do you guys run into each other.

623
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 5: There haven't a few times. I just like so like

624
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 5: I wear glasses, so like if I see him, I'll

625
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 5: like take mine off because in my brain I'm like, oh, well,

626
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 5: if he sees me not wearing my glasses, I see him.

627
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: You know, I thought I thought it was gonna be

628
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: like a Clark Kent thing, where like if you're lots

629
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: of disguise to not wear glasses.

630
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, except like like not at all, Like it does

631
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 5: not fucking work at all.

632
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: So I mean you started talking about all this when

633
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: I asked you if you about you feeling agoraphobic is

634
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: like as part of the reason you don't want to

635
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: leave the house because you're afraid to like run into

636
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: this dude, Yeah, which.

637
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 5: I feel like sounds a little ridiculous, but I'm just like, again,

638
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 5: I guess this as time has gone on, just all

639
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 5: the stress from life kind of builds up and I

640
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 5: get home from work and I'm like, uh, yes, my

641
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 5: little heidie hole, but.

642
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 1: This is like this is like super annoying. But would

643
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: you ever move? You know?

644
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 5: I would, but I can't afford it. So because I

645
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 5: have thought about it, but I mean what I've been

646
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 5: I just I just can't afford it. So, I mean

647
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 5: there been times where I'm trying to like figure shit out,

648
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 5: but then I just kind of give up because I'm

649
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 5: like I got one hundred and ten million other things

650
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 5: to take care of, you know what I mean.

651
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: Well, so I mean agoraphobic. I mean you're the way

652
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: you just said it, where you were like after being

653
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: stressed out from working and whatnot. I just like to,

654
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: you know, be in my hidie hole and chill.

655
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 4: Uh.

656
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: I mean that sound that sounds pretty normal.

657
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I don't.

658
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a real therapist. I'm just

659
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: chit chacking.

660
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I get what you mean. I get what

661
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 5: you mean. Like like, okay, if I don't have to

662
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 5: leave my apartment, I can stay in here for days

663
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 5: and like not walk out my front door once. Like

664
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 5: is that something?

665
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: Like?

666
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 5: Hopefully it is normal? What is that? Like?

667
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: Here's what I mean. Here's the thing, And this is

668
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 1: what I really believe is like are do you?

669
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 6: Are you?

670
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: I mean, look you you. I asked you what you

671
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 1: were doing. You said, I'm smoking weed. I'm hanging out

672
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 1: with my dog. Right, you have a dog.

673
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 5: I got three cats.

674
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: You got three cats. You're hanging out with your cats.

675
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: You're smoking weed, your watching You're hanging like are The

676
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: bottom line is are you enjoying life? Because if you

677
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: were to tell here's the thing, if you were to

678
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: tell me, I long for greater fulfillment in my life

679
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: by going out into the universe and doing stuff, but

680
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: I'm terrified to do it, I would say that's bad.

681
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: I think that would be bad. But I don't know

682
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: if that's your situation.

683
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 5: You know what I because I I really do, like I

684
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 5: want to travel and I want to do like all

685
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 5: this crazy shit like I recently worked, Like it's have

686
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 5: too convention, which they can get crazy, but you get

687
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 5: to meet other people and like go out and socialize

688
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 5: and like I want to like see new places and

689
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 5: try new shit, like I don't know, try to just

690
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 5: be a person of the world, like you know what

691
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 5: I mean. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm like

692
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 5: it's like I can find joy in both. So like

693
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 5: on one hand, I'm like super happy just chilling here,

694
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 5: trying to be in the moment, being in my space,

695
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 5: like recharging, nobody disturbing my peace. But then I just

696
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 5: have to keep in mind, like this is not all

697
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 5: there is. You gotta go out and get that other ship,

698
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, does that make any sense?

699
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: It does make sense. I mean so yeah. I mean

700
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: that I've been to a tattoo convention before. I made

701
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: a little video one yeah what fun fuck? What is

702
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: it calls? It was was the Philadelphia one Philadelphia was

703
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, Oh yeah one. Yeah. I think it's like

704
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: a traveling one. I went there in twenty eighteen. Yeh,

705
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: I met this clown that talked about eating kids.

706
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 5: Oh nice, that makes sense.

707
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's fun. Uh yeah, I mean so Bill

708
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: is a real good one. So I mean, listen, I don't,

709
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't know you. We've just

710
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: been chit chatting. But you sound like you're doing I mean,

711
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: this is a blanket statement that I'm gonna make, but

712
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: you sound as though you're doing better than you seem

713
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: to give yourself credit for.

714
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess, so do you are?

715
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: I mean to what you just said where you were like,

716
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: I want, I liked going out to the convention and

717
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: I liked doing this and like that, are you like,

718
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: are you afraid to put yourself out there to do

719
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: more of that?

720
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 5: I guess, well, now that I worked it, I'm like, yes,

721
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 5: I want to work more and more and more, and

722
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 5: I'm getting like really antsy to do it. But I think,

723
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 5: I guess in that particular area, I'm like, I see

724
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 5: all these other great artists there, and then I like,

725
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 5: you know, I try to say as like humble as

726
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 5: I can, because you know, you want to you want

727
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 5: to get better and shit, But I also know that like,

728
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 5: you know, I'm not the pinnacle of perfect tattooing, and

729
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 5: there's all these other artists here and they're like fucking

730
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 5: incredible or people have been following on the internet for years.

731
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 2: Funtle.

732
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great, but it can definitely be a little intimidating.

733
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 5: But you know, like after I kind of like, I

734
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 5: don't know, it's that's.

735
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: That's a really sorry, I'll finish your I had a thought,

736
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: but I want you're good, That's what I was gonna say.

737
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: It's a really annoying thing to have in you. I

738
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: have it in me too, a little bit like like

739
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: I can't go to like if I go to like

740
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: a comedy show or something, uh, and it's good. I

741
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: don't like it because I have this thing in me

742
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, but I want to you know,

743
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: like what you're just described where like it makes you

744
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: feel a little bit secure about yourself, you know. Yeah,

745
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 1: And I have not resemful And it's not it's mild,

746
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: it's it's it's malignant. It's not but like you see,

747
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: you see something really good and it makes you feel

748
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 1: kind of bad about yourself. I really I know exactly

749
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: what you're talking about I think it's such a bad

750
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: It's like I wish I didn't have it at all.

751
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: You see people who are just like, uh oh, I

752
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,959
Speaker 1: just like stuff. I don't see everything. Yeah, I don't

753
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: see people making good stuff as any reflection of me.

754
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: You know. So I'm with you.

755
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about, and I don't know

756
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 5: about you, but it's like yeah, well probably yeah, probably not.

757
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 5: But like also like I don't know about you. But

758
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 5: for me, it's like like I have so much or

759
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 5: like I feel like I have like so much reverence

760
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 5: for all these other artists, and then I just feel

761
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 5: like I'm not equal to any of them, like save

762
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 5: us or not, like you know what I mean, just

763
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 5: any and every other chatsyo artists. But then it's like, well,

764
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 5: I got to give myself some credit because I'm working it. Yeah,

765
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 5: I got clientele. I this is my full time job.

766
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: Like yeah, you know, don't I guess I don't. Why

767
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: does I don't Why does whether or not you are

768
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: as good as them whatever that means? Because you know,

769
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: artists subjective and all that, all that all that stuff.

770
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: Uh well I guess what, but but like your that

771
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: doesn't in the context of your in the context of

772
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: your goal being I want to go out into the

773
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: world and do fun stuff and be around other people.

774
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: You know, that doesn't it doesn't matter whether or not

775
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 1: you're as good as some tattoo grand master person thing.

776
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 5: Yeah it's sucking the mega ultimate.

777
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean you're if you're if you're living

778
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: in an apartment that you pay for by injected, by

779
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: drawing stuff on people. I don't know, I said, yeah,

780
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: kind of kind of are injecting people with It's you.

781
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 5: Know, the pa of thissconception. It's it's like poking. It's

782
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 5: not like intervenous. I'm not going.

783
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: POCU is a mild injection. I mean, look, you're not

784
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: You're not tying up their arm and putting a syringe

785
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: of ink in their veins. But it's a.

786
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 5: Little you know what it is. But it works more

787
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 5: like like one of those fucking tens you dip in ink,

788
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 5: like it's just doing like a small puncture and then

789
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 5: like the ink is like flowing into it. So technically

790
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 5: it's not injected. But I'm just fucking seeing that yet.

791
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean, look, you live in a house

792
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: that you pay for by injecting people with with ink,

793
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: you know, I mean that's pretty that's a lot. I really,

794
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: I mean that's a lot. That's oh yeah, that's trust me.

795
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm super grateful. I am super, super, super fucking grateful.

796
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 5: You know, life was a lot, very very different, and

797
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 5: tattooing really changed my life and I'll never take that

798
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 5: ship for granted. And I'm again, I'm just super fucking grateful,

799
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, And I know that I worked hard

800
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 5: to get here and I just gotta like give myself

801
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 5: the credit for that.

802
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: What's uh, what would you say is the is the

803
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: weirdest tattoo you have been asked to give somebody?

804
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 5: Are we talking about like ones that were requested but

805
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 5: I never got to do? Or the one? Oh yeah,

806
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 5: I guess I have some that I did end up doing,

807
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 5: but they're not as weird as Okay, I'll tell you

808
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 5: the ones that got sent, but the.

809
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: Ones where you were like that's a bit too much

810
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: for me.

811
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 5: Okay, So actually was that? My boss is like, no,

812
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 5: you can't do it, and I was.

813
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: Like, what was it?

814
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 5: So one of them was this dude emails and like,

815
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 5: who knows, it could have been a prank. I really

816
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 5: hope it wasn't. But this dude emailed and he's like, Hey,

817
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 5: I want to get a realistic dragon going from my

818
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 5: asshole all the way up my booch to like the

819
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 5: base of my balls or whatever. And me and my

820
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 5: coworker are like, yo, let's let's like tag team that.

821
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 5: Let's do that shit together. And my boss was like, no,

822
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 5: don't do that shit. But we emailed him back anyways,

823
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 5: and he never answered, so I guess it doesn't matter,

824
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 5: but that would have been really funny, getting really funny.

825
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: Getting getting a tattoo on your gooch. Do people do

826
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: that to people? Tattoo They're yes, yes, I'm gonna. I'm

827
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: gonna just stay on the line real quick. I'm on

828
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: a Google. Oh don't worry, I paint tattoo. Also, I

829
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: just turned the filter off. Oh oh god, Oh Jesus

830
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: fucking Christ. This lady got a but if you googled

831
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: this lady got a bunch of This lady got a

832
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: bunch of spiders tattooed around her vagina. That's crazy.

833
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 5: The lady knows what she likes.

834
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: So oh this I like this one.

835
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,879
Speaker 1: I just this is some guy got a tattoo of

836
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: the seven wharves marching into his ass. That's pretty great, right,

837
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Well, what's your name? What's your name again?

838
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: I gave you a name, John, John John. Is there

839
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: anything else you want to say to the people of

840
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: the computer before we go?

841
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, real quick, sure, I know ever in the chat.

842
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember it, but at the

843
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 5: Bell House show last year, I was a girl with

844
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 5: the split tongue in the back piece, and I felt

845
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 5: like it acted really weird because I took a bunch

846
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 5: of mushrooms and I went there by myself, and I

847
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 5: also smoked a bunch of weeds. I'm sorry if I

848
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 5: was weird. I felt like that was too much.

849
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you you got high and went to

850
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: one of my shows? Yes, I actually, and I remember

851
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: I remember you, And yeah, I remember because when I

852
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 1: when I when I met you, I was like, man,

853
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,879
Speaker 1: she was really high and acting super weird. No, I've

854
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I'm fucking that. Thanks for coming

855
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 1: to which one? Which one did you come to?

856
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 5: It was the Bellhouse in Brooklyn. It was on Tuesday.

857
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two or twenty twenty three.

858
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 5: Well, I went to it on twenty twenty two and

859
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 5: twenty twenty three. Yeah, and then I went to your

860
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 5: Philly show in twenty twenty three, like the cool day

861
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 5: before that.

862
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: Cool.

863
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks man, Yeah yeah, I already got tickets to

864
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 5: your next show.

865
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: So fuck yeah. Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, thanks man. Okay,

866
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: well if well now, well now, well now if I

867
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: if I meet you at this show, you'll be like,

868
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm the lady who talked about.

869
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 5: I'll be like you, I'm John.

870
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't remember anyone's name. We could have

871
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,240
Speaker 1: a conversation about for three hours and I won't remember

872
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: your name. But if you tell me, you're like, oh,

873
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm the lady.

874
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, I on.

875
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: Taints. Yeah, I'll remember that.

876
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 5: Okay, taint tattoo, all right, I remember that. Shit.

877
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you very much for calling John. I have

878
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: a good night.

879
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 5: Thank you. You two have a great one. Fight.

880
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: That was a nice call. That was fun. That was

881
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: a nice chit chat. You know, I felt like a

882
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: good chit chat. I like chit chat. I don't have

883
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: any tattoos, not for any real reason. It's just because

884
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: I don't know will will the tattoo of master shake

885
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: on my ankle be relevant to me? When I'm eighty

886
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: years old. Probably not. That's well, that's why. That's just

887
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 1: why I can't get into tattoos is because like, uh,

888
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: I mean, the posters I had on my wall when

889
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: I was twenty one are much different from the ones

890
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: I desire to have now, as the t shirts I wear,

891
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: as you know, any kind of a detic thing about myself.

892
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: So I think to make some kind of aesthetic permanent

893
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: on your body forever, I guess it just never made

894
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 1: I mean ever, I mean, you do you. I don't

895
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: give a fuck what other people do, but just for me, like,

896
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: it never made sense because my you know, tastes are

897
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: constantly changing. I can't think of anything I'd want to

898
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 1: have on myself forever. I don't know. Maybe I'll get

899
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: a lady with tits on my.

900
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 4: Arm.

901
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: A lot of people seem to have that. That sounds

902
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: that's cool? Yeah, okay, all right, well hello the gecko guy,

903
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: No fucking way, what's going on?

904
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: Wait for real?

905
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: It's me? Who is this? Enough about me? Enough about me?

906
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: What's up with you?

907
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 5: Gabe?

908
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: What's up with you?

909
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: Gabe?

910
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: How can I get you? Today?

911
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: Sir? Okay? So, like I do trades working all but

912
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 2: like I kind of hate it, especially when they have

913
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: me go out of town, and I just like I

914
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 2: don't know if I should keep doing it. And I'm

915
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 2: contemplated like going to college to be a chef.

916
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: So you're asking me if you should quit doing trades

917
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,959
Speaker 1: school to go to college to be a chef.

918
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like I don't know if feels like a

919
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: bad idea, But at the same time, like I just

920
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 2: want like unbiased like advice on it.

921
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: You know, why do why do you think it's a

922
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: bad idea?

923
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 2: Because like the job pays well, and like it's it's union,

924
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: so so I get good insurance and all that. It

925
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 2: pays really good. And I've barely been doing it, but

926
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 2: like kind of miserable when I go out of town

927
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 2: for work because I got no friends around me. I

928
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: got like none of my hobbies, and like it's it

929
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 2: just blows.

930
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: Do you have a passion for astronomy?

931
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 2: I love cooking, like you ever, like chefed up a

932
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 2: good meal for someone and like watches someone smile when

933
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 2: they eat the food you cooked is immaculate.

934
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know, dude. I microwave rotisserie chickens. That's what

935
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: I do.

936
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 2: That's nuts. That's wild.

937
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: What's your what's your magnum opus dish? What's your big uh?

938
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: Your big dish?

939
00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 2: Oh big?

940
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so.

941
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: I'm like the widest person to ever step foot on

942
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 2: the earth. But I make this chicken tika masala every

943
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: now and then. Dude, it's good.

944
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: Oh well, all right, what's like our? I mean, here's

945
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: the things why it's hard for me to give you

946
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: unbiased advice because I don't really know what the career

947
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: path of a chef looks like. You know, do you?

948
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, I just like I assume you like

949
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 2: go to college for culinary school and then you go

950
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,879
Speaker 2: work at a restaurant and make food or like start

951
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 2: your own restaurant.

952
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: I can give you, I actually, I actually do think

953
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 1: I can give you some some practical advice about this. Okay,

954
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 1: you're you're nineteen, all right, that's what it says in.

955
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: My Yeah, I'm ninety.

956
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: What state do you live in?

957
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 2: Alaska?

958
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: You live in Alaska?

959
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'm I'm up here in Alaska. I'm I'm like,

960
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 2: I'm out of towna now. I'm in a town called Cordova.

961
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 2: There's two thousand people here. There's no chain stores, which

962
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 2: like I don't care, but like it's a way to

963
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: measure like how populated it is.

964
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you live in Alaska, and none of your

965
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: first of all, none of your decisions that you will

966
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: ever make matter because you live in Alaska, which is

967
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: not a real place. So I hope that and that

968
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: that should give you some comfort. That should give you

969
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: some comfort. You're not even a real person, so you

970
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want and it doesn't matter. My

971
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: actual advice, though, is why don't you, like fucking do

972
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:52,959
Speaker 1: you are there? I assume there are chefs in Alaska? Correct, Yeah,

973
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: why don't you go talk to like five different chefs

974
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: and find out how they got to be where they

975
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: got to be and then get their advice and use

976
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: that information to inform your next move. Damn, that's what

977
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: I would do if I was.

978
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 2: A wise shp.

979
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 5: FU.

980
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 2: Damn. I don't really know how to reply to that.

981
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 2: I was that was good.

982
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, go do that. I hope you do that.

983
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: Man, really fucking.

984
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I I mean. So when I so,

985
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: when I was in college, I used to go on Twitter.

986
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: I used to try to like I wanted to be

987
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 1: like a comedy writer, and so I just went on

988
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: Twitter and I just found like that that like all

989
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 1: the TV shows that I really liked, the writers of

990
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: them were just on Twitter and they had like, you know,

991
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: a couple thousand follow or so if I tweeted at them,

992
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: they they would see it. And I got to do

993
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,480
Speaker 1: interviews with Like I interviewed the head writer of the

994
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: Eric Andre show. I interviewed the creator of Nathan for You,

995
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: not Nathan, but the other the guy who created it

996
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: with Uh, interviewed the head writer ClickHole. This was all

997
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: just like from like being in college and like screwing

998
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: around on Twitter trying to talk to people. And so

999
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I would do if I was

1000
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: always find the people who do what you do, you know,

1001
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: to ask me for advice. I don't know fucking anything

1002
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 1: about being an Alaskan chef. Go ask five Alaskan chefs.

1003
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, damn.

1004
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: And like I said, like I said, like I said,

1005
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: it's it really doesn't matter because U Alaska only really

1006
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: exists in theory. So you're good no matter what you do.

1007
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 2: Barely even a real place.

1008
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: I want to go there. I want to go. I

1009
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 1: want to go there. I want to do I've wanted

1010
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: to do a show there for a while.

1011
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 2: I would. I'd suck some homeless dick for you to

1012
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 2: do a show up here, like I do a lot

1013
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 2: of I'm not I'm not gonna make you do that

1014
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 2: come up here.

1015
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 1: I would never make you do that. I would never

1016
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: make you do that. To come to a show, you

1017
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: can just like that. Would just pay me twenty five

1018
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: to thirty dollars and we'll call it even what part?

1019
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: What city do you live in?

1020
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 2: So? I live in the town of Palmer.

1021
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't know why.

1022
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 2: I almost at Florida, but I live in Palmer. It's

1023
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 2: like a smaller town, like seven thousand. But like, if

1024
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 2: you were to do a show, you probably want to

1025
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 2: go to like Anchorage, that's the biggest city.

1026
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 1: That's probably what I'm gonna do. Yeah, good Anchorage. I

1027
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I keep emailing venues and then ever email

1028
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: me back. But we'll get there. I'm gonna do it.

1029
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Can I do it at your house?

1030
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: You have a house that I can do a show at.

1031
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 2: I still live with my parents, Like I can talk

1032
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 2: to them.

1033
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: All right, I'm you know what, I you know what.

1034
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: I I'm only I'm like thirty No, I'm really, I'm no,

1035
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm not serious. I was gonna say I was like

1036
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: thirty percent serious. But I probably wouldn't do that. Oh

1037
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: if if you lived in Anchorage, maybe, but if you

1038
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: live in like far away from it, I probably probably

1039
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. I mean, it's honestly, even if you

1040
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: didn't live even if you didn't live an Anchorage, I

1041
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: don't think I would want to invite a bunch of

1042
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 1: strangers to your house to steal all your things.

1043
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 2: I mean, I'd be honored to have the get in

1044
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 2: my living room, Like that'd be a once in a

1045
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 2: lifetime opportunity.

1046
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not just me. It would be like

1047
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: fucking Greg and stuff. Whatever.

1048
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 2: What's your name again, Gabe?

1049
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do it? Are you gonna talk to

1050
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 1: the Alaskan chefs?

1051
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 2: Absolutely? That way cool, it's straight with.

1052
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 1: Let me know. Oh no, he fuck a damn it.

1053
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 1: The call disconnected because he lives in fucking Alaska. Should

1054
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: I call him back? We were pretty much at the end.

1055
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: There's a curb of Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry's on

1056
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: the phone with someone and the call drops, but like

1057
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: they were already at the end of the fucking conversation anyway,

1058
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: So he didn't call him back. Should I call him back?

1059
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: We were at the end of the cop I feel

1060
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: like we did it. I hope he I don't know.

1061
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean we were at the end. I

1062
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: liked that guy. He was cool. I hope he dies.

1063
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: I hope if I if whoever, I forget what name

1064
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: I gave you or you gave me. But if you

1065
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 1: decide to call the Alaskan chefs, uh, let me know

1066
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: what they say. Maybe one day I'll go to Alaska

1067
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 1: and he can cook me a salmon at his house

1068
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: and I can steal some of his stuff. Do they

1069
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 1: have stuff in Alaska? I want to go. If you're

1070
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: listening to this and you own a venue in Alaska,

1071
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: let me know. I want to go there and do

1072
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,120
Speaker 1: a show. All right, Thanks for calling, sir.

1073
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 2: Never be Kad goes on the line taking your phone

1074
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 2: calls every night, never goes to his side.

1075
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: He's teaching you aloud in the mot of your life,

1076
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: but he's not really an expert.