1
00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:16,240
Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episd MANI episode motherfucking MANI ever so.

2
00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:18,799
Speaker 2: Doodoo Brown Do Do Brown. Greetings to little mamas and

3
00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:23,000
Speaker 2: gentiles alike. There it is, There it is. Ladies and gentlemen,

4
00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,440
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

5
00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,960
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

6
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,640
Speaker 3: black conspiracy.

7
00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,159
Speaker 2: Theories and we finally worked to prove the theories that

8
00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,120
Speaker 2: you motherfuckers have at home. It's a motherfucking mini.

9
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:45,559
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I like that. I like whatever that go

10
00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,240
Speaker 3: there more.

11
00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,680
Speaker 2: That was okay just living at that church.

12
00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,160
Speaker 3: Kind of nasty church.

13
00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, nasty church. And if they would have offered that

14
00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,080
Speaker 2: to me, I might have stayed a little more religious

15
00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:02,920
Speaker 2: for longer.

16
00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,399
Speaker 3: You know, I think the thing is it is it's

17
00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,160
Speaker 3: all nasty church. It's just coded language. You didn't know.

18
00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,720
Speaker 3: You didn't know because people have sex at church.

19
00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,880
Speaker 2: They do. They do have sex in church. They talk

20
00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,600
Speaker 2: about sex a fair amount of church. They're desperate for

21
00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,360
Speaker 2: you to find a person to have sex with permanently.

22
00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:24,160
Speaker 2: There is a nasty quality about church that that sort

23
00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,520
Speaker 2: of goes unrecognized.

24
00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,880
Speaker 3: I've always wished that I could tap into it too.

25
00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,280
Speaker 3: You have you know, like you ever been in a

26
00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:33,360
Speaker 3: social situation where you're like, damn, I didn't even know

27
00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,959
Speaker 3: all these people were fucking. That's that's how it feels

28
00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:37,679
Speaker 3: like a church.

29
00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:41,240
Speaker 2: I have a homie who revealed to me he's a

30
00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,479
Speaker 2: he's a very cool person who'll be having like cool

31
00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:48,720
Speaker 2: last events and ship right. And he revealed to me that, uh,

32
00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,200
Speaker 2: that him and his lady be fucking like incorporating others

33
00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,080
Speaker 2: in the fucking and ship. And I was like, oh,

34
00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,760
Speaker 2: that that makes a lot more sense, because sometimes I

35
00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,440
Speaker 2: find myself feeling like a loser, because like all the

36
00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,360
Speaker 2: friends that I can call are like other dweebs and

37
00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,840
Speaker 2: men my age and shit, and now you know what

38
00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,160
Speaker 2: I mean. It's like game night isn't sexy anymore. It's

39
00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,480
Speaker 2: just like people I care about it. It's I think,

40
00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,440
Speaker 2: in my mind it could have been. It could have

41
00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,160
Speaker 2: been like a horny experience where I get to invite

42
00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,840
Speaker 2: I get to invite the most beautiful women I know

43
00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,600
Speaker 2: and we all play scrabble together and it's it's wet

44
00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,120
Speaker 2: and and the words are erotic and shit, you know

45
00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,240
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like it could have been a sexy time.

46
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,400
Speaker 3: I don't know what you mean, I know what you

47
00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,920
Speaker 3: mean in that this is the most this is the

48
00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:42,200
Speaker 3: most lengthston fantasy I've ever heard. You invite a bunch

49
00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:50,120
Speaker 3: of I assume dimes over that is wait, scrabble, let's

50
00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:57,640
Speaker 3: make that game long. I scored a triple word.

51
00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,760
Speaker 2: Oops, did not get a little on you.

52
00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,320
Speaker 3: Hey, we all got our things, We all got things.

53
00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,520
Speaker 2: Come on, man, we all have our fantasies, and that

54
00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,840
Speaker 2: wouldn't I think my point is to say, you realize

55
00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,320
Speaker 2: how many people are sort of like living in an

56
00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:23,400
Speaker 2: erotic version of a life that you are not necessarily accessing.

57
00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:27,280
Speaker 3: It's like it sucks too, because you're like, damn, how

58
00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,040
Speaker 3: did I Like, have you ever been to a comedy

59
00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,079
Speaker 3: festival and you're like, everybody's.

60
00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,079
Speaker 2: What, Oh, y'all all just fucked each other?

61
00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, even I thought we were.

62
00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just thought we were coworkers.

63
00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was singing flow right at karaoke. I didn't

64
00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:46,560
Speaker 3: know people were sending vibes like yeah, okay.

65
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,200
Speaker 2: But then you leave the vestival and you're like, thank

66
00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,640
Speaker 2: god I didn't do that. Oh my god, for real,

67
00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,680
Speaker 2: would have a nightmare.

68
00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,760
Speaker 3: It would have been the worst stigma could have happened.

69
00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,960
Speaker 2: And now I gotta like help you when you come

70
00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,200
Speaker 2: to the city and figure out like places you can

71
00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:08,640
Speaker 2: go up.

72
00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,840
Speaker 3: No, god, oh god, we gotta pretend like we actually

73
00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,720
Speaker 3: know each other. Yeah, I'm good.

74
00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,760
Speaker 2: I don't want that nightmare. Let's just let's just stay

75
00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,440
Speaker 2: uh stay comrades and this ship.

76
00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you don't, if you don't do comedy,

77
00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,400
Speaker 3: you can come over scrabble.

78
00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:31,120
Speaker 2: Anytime somebody play scrabble with my boy, I gotta I

79
00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,400
Speaker 2: just want to see it happen.

80
00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,800
Speaker 3: I got the good one too, this song. I got

81
00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,720
Speaker 3: the one it's like on the Lazy Susan Oh, because

82
00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,680
Speaker 3: I love scrabble. I'm a big Oh you can spend

83
00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,200
Speaker 3: your ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's funny that you

84
00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,920
Speaker 3: brought it up and I proceeded to chastise you.

85
00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,120
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you really shamed me, hal as

86
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,640
Speaker 2: if you weren't sitting there with the ultron of scrabbles.

87
00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you know what hurts about it. It's

88
00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,920
Speaker 3: like sometimes people come over and I try to get scrabbled,

89
00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:02,240
Speaker 3: not even sexyes, just like I just try to get

90
00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,600
Speaker 3: scrabble going, and I've been shot down a lot of times.

91
00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,240
Speaker 2: It's the I would say of the board games, it

92
00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,880
Speaker 2: is the hardest game to start, you know what I mean,

93
00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,520
Speaker 2: Like in a group, to be like, y'all, we should

94
00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,880
Speaker 2: play scrabble. Everybody's immediate instinct is fuck, no, I don't

95
00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,800
Speaker 2: want to play scrabble, But they're wrong.

96
00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,159
Speaker 3: It's so fun.

97
00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best game if you just let it,

98
00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,520
Speaker 2: let it happen.

99
00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,640
Speaker 3: Man, I'm glad that we've bonded on this because, yeah,

100
00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,480
Speaker 3: I brought it up, like, oh, so you guys want

101
00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,920
Speaker 3: to and everybody people laugh at me like I'm crazy.

102
00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really feel low.

103
00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah you came to my house, don't.

104
00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,000
Speaker 2: They'll make you feel real low, like you just like

105
00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,920
Speaker 2: you just shit yourself. And it's like I, guys, I didn't.

106
00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,400
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything wrong here.

107
00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,760
Speaker 3: No, I wanted us to have a fun time. Excuse me,

108
00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:56,000
Speaker 3: excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm It's a football game, not over.

109
00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,680
Speaker 3: Are we not just sitting around talking about bullshit? Anyways?

110
00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,960
Speaker 2: Scrabble is a tough one to get started. Monopoly is

111
00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,680
Speaker 2: a tough one to get started, and it's the best fun.

112
00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:07,120
Speaker 2: It's such a fun fucking game if you just let

113
00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:07,400
Speaker 2: it be.

114
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,600
Speaker 3: It's so long, though, it is the only thing. Also,

115
00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,719
Speaker 3: how black is the monopoly that you play?

116
00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:20,719
Speaker 2: We we in college and stated sort of like a

117
00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:25,000
Speaker 2: separate set of rules that I think advanced the monopoly

118
00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:29,080
Speaker 2: into a blacker space. So like, for example, the person

119
00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,440
Speaker 2: who and this is probably problematic at this point, but

120
00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:38,360
Speaker 2: I don't know, Nigga, we had fun, but the person

121
00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,359
Speaker 2: who was losing had to wear a quote unquote bum hat,

122
00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,039
Speaker 2: which meant that you had to you had to like

123
00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,520
Speaker 2: put your hat on but tilted as far to the

124
00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,680
Speaker 2: side as possible so that it was hanging off. And

125
00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,280
Speaker 2: anytime you like spoke out of turn or we're doing

126
00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,320
Speaker 2: something wrong, somebody richer could smack you in the face.

127
00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,440
Speaker 2: And whoever had the most money could put on stunnish

128
00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,480
Speaker 2: shades at the time. So you had to keep an

129
00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:09,159
Speaker 2: active account of like your money and you're earning because

130
00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,040
Speaker 2: you had to change outfits at various points and you

131
00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,400
Speaker 2: could get smacked in the face.

132
00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,200
Speaker 3: Man, that is great. It's like it's like you were

133
00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,080
Speaker 3: in a different world.

134
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we were having a good time.

135
00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:19,840
Speaker 1: Man.

136
00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,960
Speaker 3: That yeah, that sounds that's a good way to do it,

137
00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,200
Speaker 3: because you gotta like, yeah, you gotta you gotta flex.

138
00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,720
Speaker 3: That's one of the best parts about my monopoly, Yeah,

139
00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,680
Speaker 3: and stealing sometimes.

140
00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,559
Speaker 2: My boy he was like a I go to church

141
00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:38,480
Speaker 2: every week ass nigga in college previous to college. But

142
00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,280
Speaker 2: I think part of it, you know, that culture carries through.

143
00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,280
Speaker 2: So he wasn't going every week, but he sort of

144
00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,120
Speaker 2: like still kept all of his church clothes and like

145
00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,440
Speaker 2: things that sort of like identified with this part of

146
00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,920
Speaker 2: his former life. That said, he had like these big

147
00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,280
Speaker 2: ass suit jackets in the house, so we would sometimes

148
00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,760
Speaker 2: put those on along with the Stunnis shades when you

149
00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,960
Speaker 2: were winning, so you look like a cool Rick Ross

150
00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,760
Speaker 2: type business man, you know what I mean.

151
00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:04,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good time.

152
00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah we're having a blast.

153
00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,920
Speaker 3: You're glowing just at the memories.

154
00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,360
Speaker 2: And nobody will let me do it anymore. And that's

155
00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,679
Speaker 2: the tragedy. I'd say, Yeah, that's.

156
00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,280
Speaker 3: Too bad your wife, and your wife doesn't ever, I mean,

157
00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,080
Speaker 3: you can't play two It's like.

158
00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,760
Speaker 2: That's surprise too, you don't want to play two person monopoly.

159
00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,040
Speaker 2: And we do sometimes have friends over who come for

160
00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,240
Speaker 2: like game nights and ship but there we play different

161
00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,120
Speaker 2: sort of like games, and it would be hard to

162
00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:39,280
Speaker 2: sort of I think introduce Monopoly given the more complex games.

163
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,480
Speaker 3: Were already paying, like power Grid or like sellers Oft, and.

164
00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,800
Speaker 2: We play Settlers sometimes we play. Honestly, the game we

165
00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,000
Speaker 2: play the most is this game called Villainous, which, uh,

166
00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,520
Speaker 2: which it's gonna sound bad when I tell you, I

167
00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,160
Speaker 2: bet it is. You're gonna you're gonna judge me hard

168
00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,160
Speaker 2: for it. But I really love Villainous and if there

169
00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,760
Speaker 2: are any little mamas out there that also love villains,

170
00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:04,240
Speaker 2: give it a shout out. But it's based on the

171
00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:09,360
Speaker 2: Villains of Disney character. Oh no, and you you it's

172
00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:13,679
Speaker 2: pretty complex, is it? It is because you have to

173
00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,640
Speaker 2: Each person has their own individual board and like their

174
00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,840
Speaker 2: own individual like objective to like winning the game, and

175
00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,199
Speaker 2: so you have to not only be like working on

176
00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,120
Speaker 2: your own ship, but you also have to be tracking

177
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,280
Speaker 2: what someone else is doing to make sure that they're

178
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,559
Speaker 2: not about to win the game and take everything from you.

179
00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:39,120
Speaker 3: Someone, get this jigaboo away from it. No, it sounds

180
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:39,840
Speaker 3: very interesting.

181
00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:46,000
Speaker 2: You clearly don't respect Villainous, and that's okay. Uh, that's

182
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,439
Speaker 2: why we only play it with two pretty specific dudes.

183
00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,360
Speaker 3: Listen, man, I'm just I'm as far as board games,

184
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,439
Speaker 3: I'm off I like the classics.

185
00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we have game night at the house where

186
00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,280
Speaker 2: we invite like all the homies and it's like a

187
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,480
Speaker 2: big fun playing you know, it's we're playing fucking taboo

188
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:11,400
Speaker 2: and like oo is my ship. Yeah, we play the

189
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,040
Speaker 2: ones that everybody is like okay with you saying out

190
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,280
Speaker 2: loud and then there's like two dudes that we call

191
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,000
Speaker 2: and be like ym things ting villain.

192
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,160
Speaker 3: You got like the game night reserve.

193
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:27,840
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, trying to spend three hours pretending to

194
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:28,480
Speaker 2: be Jafar.

195
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:36,160
Speaker 3: Oh man, that is beautiful though. I'm gonna check it out.

196
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,840
Speaker 3: But I don't think that anybody that I have to

197
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,440
Speaker 3: my house is they're not even going for scrabble. Like

198
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:42,840
Speaker 3: I said, it's a whole issue.

199
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:43,280
Speaker 1: No.

200
00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you if you can't get them to play

201
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,680
Speaker 2: a game they already understand, then uh, they're gonna have

202
00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:52,280
Speaker 2: a real tough time with this game that requires a

203
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,880
Speaker 2: fair amount of like explanation and reading before you can

204
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,599
Speaker 2: even like start the motherfucker.

205
00:10:57,679 --> 00:11:00,400
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. It feels like you would

206
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:04,040
Speaker 3: be open to like a Dungeons and Dragons type of situation.

207
00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,240
Speaker 2: I don't play over there and.

208
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,559
Speaker 3: Oh that's your life.

209
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,880
Speaker 2: Here's where I draw the line. Here's where I draw

210
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:18,280
Speaker 2: the line. I don't want to do improv with the

211
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,560
Speaker 2: fucking like you know what I mean, Like, I don't

212
00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,800
Speaker 2: want to pretend to be in this world where I

213
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:27,960
Speaker 2: gotta like zip zap zop next time a motherfucker. If

214
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,480
Speaker 2: the game allows me to be an elf with however

215
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,920
Speaker 2: many hit points and I just get to move around

216
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:40,080
Speaker 2: a board or like be active strategizing, I'm down. Yeah,

217
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,600
Speaker 2: I'll fuck around with any game. But if I got

218
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,640
Speaker 2: to sit there and go, oh lord, how will we

219
00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:50,000
Speaker 2: overcome the Great Dragon of Thurston word, It's.

220
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,160
Speaker 3: Like, no, I'll.

221
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,600
Speaker 2: Nope. I pushed me down. Give me a swirly because

222
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,320
Speaker 2: now I've embarrassed myself in front of my family. I

223
00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:58,880
Speaker 2: don't like this.

224
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,960
Speaker 3: I'm looking at villainous Olivia dropped it in the chat.

225
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,520
Speaker 3: It does look very complicated.

226
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,680
Speaker 2: It is very complicated. Yeah, it's like there's a lot

227
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,360
Speaker 2: of there's a lot going on with it.

228
00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:14,360
Speaker 3: Oh no, in these pieces, who do you like to

229
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,520
Speaker 3: be like Captain Hook?

230
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:20,560
Speaker 2: No, Captain Hook's not that fun. Who do I like we? Okay,

231
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,880
Speaker 2: I'm this is gonna get pretty embarrassing too. I have

232
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:31,520
Speaker 2: literally every expansion pack of the game like, there is

233
00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,080
Speaker 2: not a character that they've released that I do not

234
00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:41,080
Speaker 2: own in my home. And even worse, the dudes that

235
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:45,000
Speaker 2: we play with, they have the Marvel version of these games,

236
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:49,199
Speaker 2: and they have expansion packs of their Marvel one and

237
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:54,960
Speaker 2: so I got them all. Baby, I'm a real ash.

238
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,800
Speaker 2: Catch them over here, you know what I'm saying.

239
00:12:57,679 --> 00:13:01,439
Speaker 3: Oh man, this is like, this is like a true hobby.

240
00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:04,280
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call it a hobby. I would say it's

241
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:07,000
Speaker 2: just some cool with some cool friends.

242
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,520
Speaker 3: You said you bought all the expansion packs. That's that's

243
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:10,240
Speaker 3: a hobby.

244
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,640
Speaker 2: Look, you'll find this. You'll find this someday that that

245
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,959
Speaker 2: keeping a marriage alive is a complicated game, and maybe

246
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,959
Speaker 2: a game more complicated than Villainous itself, you know, And

247
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:29,120
Speaker 2: and sometimes you just have to invest hard and things

248
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,560
Speaker 2: that are going to keep you distracted for hours at

249
00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:32,960
Speaker 2: a time.

250
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,600
Speaker 3: I feel like this could have creeped its way into

251
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,720
Speaker 3: your life, with or without marriage though.

252
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:45,640
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, I don't really have a rebuttal for that.

253
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,600
Speaker 2: I think I was just trying to escape goat a

254
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,600
Speaker 2: little bit of of the problem, and you called my

255
00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:56,520
Speaker 2: bluff and touchet bitch. I don't know what do you

256
00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,120
Speaker 2: want from me, we could.

257
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,560
Speaker 3: Get to the email. We don't even have to do

258
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,080
Speaker 3: all this. This is all you gave this all on

259
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,960
Speaker 3: your own accord. We don't know you.

260
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,000
Speaker 2: You really forced this out of me, and I'm I'm

261
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,600
Speaker 2: pretty embarrassed. And I think we're like fifteen minutes into

262
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:17,119
Speaker 2: this episode without having even addressed the single conspiracy. So

263
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,360
Speaker 2: maybe let's just move on.

264
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,200
Speaker 3: Okay. I just you know what, I was really embarrassed

265
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,160
Speaker 3: about the ghost story last episode. So I'm glad that

266
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,280
Speaker 3: we went tit for tat. I got my look back.

267
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:43,240
Speaker 3: All right, we got this email from you. Say what

268
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:43,760
Speaker 3: you can say?

269
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,800
Speaker 2: His name Clea, say his first name, no, Cla Clayvon.

270
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is no question on what kind of person this.

271
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,960
Speaker 2: Is, Clavin, you black motherfucker.

272
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,280
Speaker 3: If there is a Clavon who's white, he is poor

273
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,880
Speaker 3: or like Dutch.

274
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:10,280
Speaker 2: Come on, man, take them clogs off and talk to

275
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:10,960
Speaker 2: us regular.

276
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, this is from Clavon. We appreciate you.

277
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,120
Speaker 3: Clavon greeting likes it says greeting, not greetings, but that's fine.

278
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,920
Speaker 2: That's okay. Clavin got a lot going on. Let Clavan

279
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,560
Speaker 2: do his thing.

280
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,600
Speaker 3: Our emails do tend to have crazy intros in general.

281
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:31,240
Speaker 2: Right, mm hmmm, I'd say so they talk through Kingstude,

282
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,120
Speaker 2: The Little Mama's talk to us pretty crazy. I think

283
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,960
Speaker 2: part of it is that that we we're not kind

284
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,200
Speaker 2: to them, and so they they retaliate, and then we

285
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,240
Speaker 2: get sensitive about about how we go How dare you

286
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,840
Speaker 2: speak to us this way? And I don't know that

287
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,960
Speaker 2: we deserve much better with the way that we talk

288
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:53,560
Speaker 2: to them.

289
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,880
Speaker 3: No, honestly, and it's a dynamic I'm willing to keep

290
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:56,800
Speaker 3: up to be.

291
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,000
Speaker 2: Honest, yea, I wouldn't sacrifice it even.

292
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really like you all right, greeting Langston's and

293
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,480
Speaker 3: Langston and David. I bring to you a conspiracy theory today,

294
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,920
Speaker 3: inspired by Beyonce's Renaissance World Tour, specifically the Mute Challenge.

295
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:18,040
Speaker 3: During her performance of Energy, she sings look around everybody

296
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,080
Speaker 3: on mute and pauses with her music and asks for

297
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,680
Speaker 3: the stadium to stay silent for five seconds. To win

298
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,400
Speaker 3: the challenge, you must be quietest in the stadium in

299
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,560
Speaker 3: those five seconds. Some people are saying the reason that

300
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,320
Speaker 3: some cities, specifically predominantly white cities, fail the challenge is

301
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,880
Speaker 3: that white people are not used to following directions. Wow, yeah,

302
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,280
Speaker 3: he says me. Personally, I don't subscribe to this as

303
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,680
Speaker 3: it implies Black people are naturally more subservient At the

304
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,400
Speaker 3: end of the day, it's a trend, and some people

305
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,760
Speaker 3: are not chronically online compared to others. Would love to

306
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,760
Speaker 3: hear both of your thoughts on this, love the podcast

307
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,800
Speaker 3: and the new set kind regards Claymon.

308
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:05,520
Speaker 2: H Well, you introduce some pretty complicated interpretations inside of

309
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:09,640
Speaker 2: this thing. He is both acknowledging the possibility that white

310
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:15,480
Speaker 2: people are incapable of following directions, which obviously is interesting

311
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,560
Speaker 2: that piqued my interest certainly, But then the the flip

312
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,000
Speaker 2: of that being that if black people are too good

313
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,960
Speaker 2: at following directions, we are sort of like regressing back

314
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,480
Speaker 2: to our slavish nature or some shit, And that's also complicated.

315
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:37,520
Speaker 3: So damn yeah, I want to tread lightly.

316
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:44,320
Speaker 2: Okay, take your time, counselor you're not.

317
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:50,199
Speaker 3: There's no clot I mean there is running, I see it.

318
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, these episodes are many not forever Macine.

319
00:17:55,119 --> 00:18:02,680
Speaker 3: So I think that a lot of times maybe white

320
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:08,520
Speaker 3: folks aren't super like present, They're not like in the

321
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,840
Speaker 3: moment as much. So that leads to maybe them not

322
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,560
Speaker 3: even like they're just like we have to be. They

323
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,159
Speaker 3: don't even realize that the five second challenge is like

324
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,800
Speaker 3: upon them, you know what I mean. It's like with

325
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,240
Speaker 3: the dancing thing, where it's like they're just moving around.

326
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,639
Speaker 3: They can't even because they're not paying attention to commit

327
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,240
Speaker 3: to the structure of rhythm.

328
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:33,840
Speaker 2: Yet it's more about the joy and the energy of

329
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,080
Speaker 2: the experience and less about any of the sort of

330
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,760
Speaker 2: like technical rules inside of the thing.

331
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,720
Speaker 3: Right, That's why they're not good at rap.

332
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:49,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me ask you this while I'm gonna make

333
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:54,840
Speaker 2: a slight step to the tangent, if you will. Are

334
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:59,159
Speaker 2: you one of those people that is like eminem is bad?

335
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,280
Speaker 2: Are you eminem is bad guy?

336
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,600
Speaker 3: By the way you phrase it, I feel like you're

337
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,680
Speaker 3: an eminem is good guy.

338
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,800
Speaker 2: First of all, I think, I think I'll let you

339
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,560
Speaker 2: answer and then I'll tell you what I think.

340
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,960
Speaker 3: So this is funny. This just came up with somebody

341
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,040
Speaker 3: else yesterday. This is so weird. I think the technical

342
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:20,440
Speaker 3: skill of wrapping like rhyming words, I think he is good.

343
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,280
Speaker 3: And like in double and triplicate or whatever else, I

344
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,520
Speaker 3: think the content is not great.

345
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:32,840
Speaker 2: Hm hm, And you you feel that way from beginning

346
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,199
Speaker 2: to end of his career.

347
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,399
Speaker 3: I think so yeah, I mean I think that Like

348
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 3: when I was twelve, it was shocking that fat Lady

349
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,640
Speaker 3: tried to swallow his leg hoole like a fucking egg

350
00:19:46,760 --> 00:20:00,679
Speaker 3: roll right righting. It was like, wa, I can't believe

351
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,320
Speaker 3: he's saying this stuff. Oh this guy's crazy. Yeah, But

352
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 3: as an adult, I don't find myself ever going back

353
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:14,240
Speaker 3: to it. I really don't find myself being like bars like,

354
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,800
Speaker 3: it's so funny. This conversation came up and we were

355
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,480
Speaker 3: talking about oh, wasn't me and you? So I was

356
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:24,320
Speaker 3: talking with somebody about that Renegade song oh where Everybody's

357
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,119
Speaker 3: like and even Niles was like, Eminem murdered you on

358
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,680
Speaker 3: your home he AJZ on his own shit. But when

359
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,159
Speaker 3: you go back and listen to it, did he or

360
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 3: did he just say some shit that sounds salacious? Like

361
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 3: did he just say take a bath with the Catholics

362
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 3: and Holy why? And everybody was like, whoa, He's talking

363
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 3: about Mormons and Catholics. Is must be crazy. And then

364
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 3: Jay literally said on that song, do you listen to

365
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,000
Speaker 3: music or do you just skim through it? And it's like, yeah,

366
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 3: I think if you just skimmed through it, you listen

367
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,359
Speaker 3: to that verse and you're like, oh my god, Eminem's crazy.

368
00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,880
Speaker 3: But if you listen for Barns Jay, I think that song.

369
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I'll say. I don't fully disagree with

370
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 2: some of what you're saying. That I do think that Eminem,

371
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 2: certainly at his silliest shit, was just a dude saying

372
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 2: like it was imagination weirdo stuff more than it was

373
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 2: like anything that I'd be like bars or wanting to revisit,

374
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 2: like you know, you go back and listen to any

375
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 2: of like that slim shady shit, and it's just like,

376
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 2: all right, man, Yeah, you're just you're being wacky, yeah,

377
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 2: more than you are like saying anything of substance fun songs,

378
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 2: really fun songs, but not necessarily ones that I'm like

379
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 2: eager to like go re experience. I'm happy when they

380
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 2: come back on because I go, oh, nostalgia, thank you whatever,

381
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 2: But I'm not like desperate to go re download the

382
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,240
Speaker 2: albums so that I can hear them again. That said,

383
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 2: I do think that there is a there's a little

384
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 2: bit of an icky thing that happens with new generation

385
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,919
Speaker 2: where they decide that like everything of old is is

386
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 2: whacker than the thing that came that is currently here,

387
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: and I don't like that. Where like it became like

388
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 2: sort of like a generational agreement of everybody being like,

389
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 2: Eminem sucks. And it's like, guys, he may not be

390
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 2: the god of hip hop that like he was presented

391
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 2: as when he was presented. And obviously there's a weird

392
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 2: racial complication happening inside of this that a dude who's,

393
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 2: to your point, not even the best rapper is still

394
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 2: the greatest selling rapper of up to a point before

395
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,640
Speaker 2: Drake comes along. Whatever the fuck, and Drake probably makes

396
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 2: it complicated too. That said, he was good at rap.

397
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 2: He was fucking good at it and made some really

398
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 2: good songs and we all liked it to my top

399
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 2: three Yeah the way I am still whoa, I love.

400
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:03,199
Speaker 3: Thatmo, bitch. No. I remember thinking that song was like

401
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 3: I remember sitting it like on the football bus.

402
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember sitting in the back of my dad's

403
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 2: Honda Civic wearing a disc. Man, You're like, this fucking

404
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 2: guy gets it.

405
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, look it out the window. Do you want some

406
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 3: Burger Kid? Yeah?

407
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 2: I fucking love that song.

408
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 3: Man.

409
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 2: I love stand Stand was he, and that was innovative

410
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 2: as fuck, as like, uh, you know what I mean,

411
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 2: like speaking through this character and ship and then him

412
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: being himself in the song and it was all fucking

413
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: he did some cool.

414
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 3: Ship, man, he said a lot of ship. He said

415
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 3: a lot of ship that I thought was crazy and

416
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 3: still think it's crazy at the time. Was that song

417
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 3: he said where he said I want the president dead?

418
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 3: Fucking I said, presidents, I remember that. Shit scared, That's

419
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, man.

420
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 2: And I think because we have like this generation of

421
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 2: like now edged lords and sort of like people who

422
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 2: can push buttons in a more specific way to the

423
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 2: way we live now, it's not shocking to be like

424
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: killed the president anymore. But in nineteen ninety eight, really

425
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 2: I was gripping my seat, like this is insane.

426
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 3: That's true. I think there's something to be said for

427
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,439
Speaker 3: like pushing boundaries. Also, the like spot the position of

428
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 3: provocateur was not one that a lot of people courted

429
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 3: like it is now. No, because that makes it because

430
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 3: I've always kind of I always kind of find povocate

431
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 3: tours boring, But like I think that's because coming up

432
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 3: that we've seen them like increase triple you know what

433
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 3: I mean, there's so many now, so it's like it's

434
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 3: like cause it's like, I do think it's boring to

435
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 3: be an edgeword. I think it's boring to just be like,

436
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 3: here's the edge, I have no rhyme or reason. I'll

437
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 3: just step past it. I don't think that's what I

438
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 3: don't think either Weirdo bad Self because you know he

439
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 3: was a bad kid. He was a bad bad kid.

440
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a dude on drugs from a trailer park,

441
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: truly saying some shit that he was like, Yo, this

442
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: is interesting to me. This is this is who the

443
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,719
Speaker 2: fuck I am to some extent and do I I

444
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 2: one hundred percent agree with you. Part of my issue

445
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: with Edge Lord is it's a person who is fascinated

446
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 2: with pushing the realm of comfort for everybody around them.

447
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: I think that motherfucker was just talking.

448
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Eminem was just talking. I think most provocateurs,

449
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 3: I think it's very it's for me lake it's a formula.

450
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're they're fascinating to your point, Maybe

451
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: they're more fascinated with the reaction than they are with

452
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,880
Speaker 2: the actual like pushing of boundaries and in that way.

453
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 2: It's just like, Okay, well I've already covered the word cunt,

454
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: so now how and I pushed that into something that's

455
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: gonna make you more uncomfortable or further unsettled in all

456
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: of this shit.

457
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean all that being said, Man, I'm really

458
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 3: not going back and listening to Eminem like that.

459
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 2: No, ignore am I you know, let me, I know,

460
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: Eminem acolyte, I'm not trying to get motherfuckers go back

461
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 2: and listen that nigga was spitting. That's not the vibes

462
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 2: over here. But I am saying it's corny to me

463
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 2: that a bunch of people are pretending like Eminem just

464
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 2: couldn't wrap it all.

465
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, he could rap for sure, and he cand freestyle it.

466
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 2: Nobody can anymore, you know, nobody even tries a freestyle.

467
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, yeah, he had the you know,

468
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 3: you know he was uh, I think, yeah, you put

469
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 3: his jersey in the rafters.

470
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 2: Put his jersey in the rafters and then put a

471
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: couple of asterisks on it because he made little Dicky

472
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: and fucking you know.

473
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: Did he make little Dickie? I feel like I.

474
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 2: Think he made him in concept, right, like.

475
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 3: He I don't think so, because like I don't think so, Okay,

476
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 3: now we're just this is just what we're talking about

477
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 3: it this point, Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I don't

478
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 3: think Little Dicky's in the same vein as Eminem at all.

479
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 3: I think that Little Dicky I don't know. I don't

480
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 3: feel like he was ever immersed in the culture, nor

481
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 3: do I feel like I get the feeling that he

482
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 3: has a huge amount of respect for the culture, and

483
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: that I imagine him being a post Malone type where

484
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 3: if he could, he would step away and do something

485
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,239
Speaker 3: else immediately. But that's not but that's not how Eminem is.

486
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: No, I don't think Eminem has any interest in stepping

487
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: away from hip hop culture. But I also think that

488
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 2: I would argue that it's again a generational thing, right,

489
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 2: that like hip hop has become pop culture in a

490
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,199
Speaker 2: way that it was not when Eminem first started. He

491
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: was sort of in some ways one of the liaisons

492
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 2: making it the biggest form of music, and so in

493
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,199
Speaker 2: that way, there was nothing to step away from it from,

494
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 2: which is why he spent so much of his career

495
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 2: shitting on Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and en Sync

496
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: and all these other guys because the equivalent, the white

497
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 2: equivalent to him, was literally the most offensive thing that

498
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: could exist in hip hop.

499
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 3: Right.

500
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: Alternatively, a little Dicky can step away and still quote

501
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 2: unquote identify with popular music in popular culture, and so

502
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 2: he doesn't feel any obligation to learn about black people

503
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 2: in a genuine way or feel connected to the roots

504
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: of hip hop because it's like, Nah, this is just

505
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: pop music, bro, I mean pop.

506
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like you just learned how to rap. Yeah, exactly,

507
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And that's wat. I think

508
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: it's pretty whack. But I just don't know that it's

509
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I don't know that the

510
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 3: solution is rooted in being like, oh, he doesn't give

511
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 3: a fucking this.

512
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 2: Dude did as much as it is, Like now he

513
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: figured out where his bag lives and that's that.

514
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 3: And honestly, to all you guys listening, that's all we're

515
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: trying to do. Wait till we figure out how to

516
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 3: make a million dollars off of this. I'm selling the

517
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: fuck out.

518
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not saying loyal to none of y'all.

519
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 3: Come on, who are you? I don't know nobody. I

520
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: have a plane.

521
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: Now we make a million dollars. Joe Rogan's coming on immediately.

522
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 3: Yep.

523
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 2: I'm like, nah, this dude got some good ideas.

524
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, this smart guy, and he.

525
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: Loves black people. That's why he was saying that word

526
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 2: so much.

527
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: Well, like s did I think we've done it?

528
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. We didn't even address our boy Clavon

529
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: in the slightest le's let's tidbit of Clayvon. I think

530
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: to the question, and I'm struggling to even remember what

531
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 2: the question was at this point.

532
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 3: White people follows.

533
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,719
Speaker 2: I do think, and maybe this we can wrap this

534
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: all into the eminem of it all, right, Yes, I

535
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 2: think there's a way that this little dicky and eminem

536
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: and all of this can be folded into it. I

537
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: do think that white people have had the benefit of

538
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 2: living completely independent of laws and rules and all kinds

539
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: of things that is hard to untie from their own

540
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 2: self identity. Right that, like, literally this country was built

541
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 2: by a bunch of dudes agreeing not to follow directions,

542
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: and so it is not possible for them not They

543
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 2: refer to these motherfuckers as their forefathers and wrote a

544
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: constitution based off of their line of thinking, and so

545
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: it's hard for them to not see themselves as people

546
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: sort of championing that at all times, whereas black people,

547
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: I think, unfortunately, have been forced into a life where

548
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: we are at least constantly aware of the rules that

549
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 2: we are choosing to break when we're breaking them, you

550
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

551
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that. I like that. Actually I had

552
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 3: no notes.

553
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: Hell, yeah that said. Do I think white people are

554
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 2: capable of following the rules? I do. I think that's

555
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 2: why they're so vocal frankly when rules are being broken

556
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: or laws are not being held up to the way

557
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: that they expect. But I don't think that they always

558
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 2: respect the rules that are being instituted by people who

559
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 2: they consider to be less than and sometimes even Beyonce

560
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: can be less than two white people.

561
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's reasonable. I like that. Yeah, and you know,

562
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 3: Eminem sucks. No, that was very grown up. That was

563
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 3: very all, very good.

564
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, So, Clayvine, I hope that that answers your question.

565
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: If there are white people yelling at the Renaissance tour,

566
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 2: just know that it is uh, it's it's inside them

567
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 2: and and I don't know that they're incapable, but they

568
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 2: certainly have a real hard time untying that from who

569
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: they are.

570
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you you went? Didn't you? I did?

571
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: I was, yeah, it was great.

572
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 3: I didn't.

573
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: I'll be honest for the uh everybody on the moment.

574
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 3: I didn't say shit.

575
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: I didn't say shit. But also I also didn't I

576
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: didn't realize it was happening till I was like halfway

577
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 2: in it. Then I was like, oh, okay, cool. I'm

578
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: glad I wouldn't singing along because I would have just

579
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: kept on singing.

580
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it. It's overwhelming at a concert. There's

581
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 3: a lot going on.

582
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on. I was, you know, I

583
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: wasn't paying attention, and then everybody was on mute and

584
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: I was like, cool, me.

585
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 3: Too, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

586
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 2: You want to tell the people where they can find

587
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 2: you and what cool shit you have going on?

588
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 3: A cool guy joke City seven on Instagram. This Friday

589
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 3: and Saturday, you can see me at Sissifus Brewing in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

590
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 3: And that's the end of my tour. I got like

591
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 3: some other little dates so headline Denver Comedy Works, November twelfth,

592
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: some shit like that, But that's it. Tour is over.

593
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 3: You missed it.

594
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: Damn So go go see Borie on that last date.

595
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: If you live in Sissafon, what the fuck Minniapo in

596
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 2: Minneapolis in Minneapolis, if you live in Minneapolis, gustly Borie

597
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 2: because it's almost done, and bring that motherfucker up plate man,

598
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 2: he ain't got enough plates out of y'all, and I

599
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,719
Speaker 2: want to see him. I want to see him get

600
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: food poisoning right at the end.

601
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 3: It can happen to anybody. And oh, shout out to

602
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 3: my man who brought the sweet potato pie in Springfield.

603
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: I see you dog, New Orleans. You look great for fifty.

604
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 2: And if you want to follow me, follow me at

605
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 2: Langston Kerman on all platforms. And if you want to

606
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 2: see me live, you can come out to Burlington, Vermont

607
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: Vermont Comedy Club November tenth and eleventh, and then Hyenas

608
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 2: Comedy Club in Dallas, Texas November seventeenth and eighteenth. And

609
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: as always, we have a YouTube, we have TikTok, we

610
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 2: have an Instagram, we have all the shit that we

611
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 2: would love for y'all to be tracking us on. We've

612
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 2: made an agreement that we are going to be posting

613
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: actively on all of these to go crazy all of

614
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 2: these sites. So if you're interested in seeing a bunch

615
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: of shit you haven't seen on our personal instagrams and

616
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 2: tiktoks and shit, this is the best time to start following.

617
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 2: And if you want to send us your own drops,

618
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories, if you want to advocate for

619
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: Eminem being the greatest rapper of all time, send it

620
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: all to mymamapod at gmail dot com. We would love

621
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: to hear from you. That's the whole shebang, that bitch.

622
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sew. Motherfucking

623
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: mini ever sew Mini episode, motherfucking mini ever Sew