WEBVTT - Emergency Pod - NextdoorGate

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<v Speaker 1>Pasha.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey guys, it's me Daniel Tosh, host of The Toss Show.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an emergency pod, emergency pod, emergency pod.

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<v Speaker 2>And I wish I was coming to you under better circumstances,

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<v Speaker 2>but it is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>No matter how much is going on in my world,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't take a lot to take a few seconds

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<v Speaker 2>just as a Happy Valentine's Day to you and all

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<v Speaker 2>the people in my life that I care about, which

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<v Speaker 2>is about three people. I wanted to get into this.

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<v Speaker 2>People have accused me in the past of being out

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<v Speaker 2>of touch, and no, you know, because I live in

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<v Speaker 2>a bubble, you know that I can't relate to them,

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<v Speaker 2>And well that's not the case. So I just want

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<v Speaker 2>to read something that popped up on our next door app.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys use nextdoor app, but

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<v Speaker 2>occasionally I check out what's going on in my neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>And things got real yesterday. I am addressing the woman

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<v Speaker 2>who cleaned out the last boxes of Nella wafers at

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<v Speaker 2>Pavilions recently. Your selfishness all but guarantees that no one

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<v Speaker 2>else will have the opportunity to purchase this product.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself included.

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<v Speaker 2>The in laws are visiting from Chicago this weekend, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was planning on using the cookies for my cheesecake.

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<v Speaker 2>But I watched as you took the wafers all four

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<v Speaker 2>boxes and placed them into your cart. I had have

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<v Speaker 2>my son pick up a box for me in Westlake,

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<v Speaker 2>and they only carried them in many size. This could

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<v Speaker 2>have all been prevented if you were more gracious with

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<v Speaker 2>your shopping. All right, So that just happened. Somebody responded

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<v Speaker 2>to her immediately, Oh my, will you ever get over it?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Well? O gay?

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<v Speaker 2>She doubles down. She writes directly to this person immediately after.

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<v Speaker 2>Pavilions has an important place in our community. By taking

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<v Speaker 2>all of the product, such as the Knella wafers, it

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<v Speaker 2>forces customers to look elsewhere, which is harmful for the business.

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<v Speaker 2>Delivery trucks don't come every day, and the in laws are.

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<v Speaker 1>Flying in tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so guys, this is serious, and I don't I know,

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<v Speaker 2>it seems like I'm making light of it, but on

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<v Speaker 2>a day like this Valentine's Day, it just makes me think,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, this country is so divided, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like to see it. I just want people to know

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<v Speaker 2>that their actions do have consequences. And I pray to

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<v Speaker 2>God that her in laws, you know, who came all

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<v Speaker 2>the way from Chicago, don't choke on her cheesecake because

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<v Speaker 2>those mini wafers, those things are dangerous. Next time you're

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<v Speaker 2>at the grocery store and you need four boxes of something,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe just maybe just buy two and go to another

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<v Speaker 2>location to get the second two boxes so that you

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<v Speaker 2>don't inconvenience somebody else just being neighborly. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>the next post after that one was someone asking if

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<v Speaker 2>anybody had a jet flying to Italy if they could

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<v Speaker 2>jump aboard. So no know that know that all is

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<v Speaker 2>right in the affluent neighborhood in Malibu. Fucking idiots, All right,

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<v Speaker 2>go back to your lives and feel free to send

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<v Speaker 2>me a screen grabs of dumb things that are going

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<v Speaker 2>on in your next door app, and I will happily

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<v Speaker 2>take this to a larger audience.