1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: You hopeless theaters one day app then dares you swipe right. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: The question is whose love life is more tragic. 3 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 3: It's the dating game show that reminds you, don't cry 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,319 Speaker 3: because it's over, panic because it's probably gonna happen to you. 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 2: Battle of the Tender Dates swear. 7 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 3: Two of our listeners square off to find out whose 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 3: love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 3: in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants. 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 3: In this corner, she eats all of her meals like 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 3: a snake, unhinges her John swallows that burrito hole. 12 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 2: That's why the boys call her Scaly Hailey. 13 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 3: Hey no, it could sell like someone at a large mouth. 14 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: They're impressed Dailey. And the other corner. 15 00:00:55,920 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 3: Her type is international guys, so say hello to Lauren. 16 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:06,839 Speaker 2: Lauren a door, look at you. 17 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 4: The world multilingual. 18 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. 19 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 3: One contest and we'll start by telling one of their 20 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 3: worst date stories. The other one try and counter with 21 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,399 Speaker 3: the nightmare story of their own. We'll go back and 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 3: forth for three rounds until we declare a winner. Starting 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 3: it off with Scaly Hayley. 24 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 2: Let's do it. 25 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: Well. 26 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 4: He took me out for a night's dinner and we 27 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 4: had a great time. So I rode with him back 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 4: to his place and we parked outside and we start 29 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 4: making out. It's getting really steamy. He actually took his 30 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 4: shirt off at one point, so I was like, why 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 4: don't we take this inside? I love that. 32 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, dude, keep your clothes until we get 33 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 1: up there. 34 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 2: Did he put it back on for the walk back 35 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 2: up to the apartment? Okay, that's who. 36 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 4: He told me that he doesn't live there. That we 37 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 4: were parked in front of his exercise. 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 2: So let's keepeah. Can you get over that side of 39 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: the car because that's where her windows have been working 40 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 2: out recently. 41 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: If he wanted her to see him with his shirt eye, yeah. 42 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 2: What did you say? 43 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 4: I didn't. At that point I got a little panicked 44 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 4: because I was like what And I look up and 45 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 4: she was literally staring at him from her windows. 46 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 2: Rendezvous, you know. He texted her right like look at 47 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 2: your window? Can you counter? 48 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: So? I was at with this guy. He had asked 49 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: me like so much about high school? He's like, who 50 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: did I hate? Who had gotten uglier since they've grown up? 51 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 4: Oh? 52 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: My god, kind of weird, kind of means yeah. And 53 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 1: then at the end of the night he confesses that 54 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: he's from my high school, but I didn't recognize him. 55 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 1: That's on me. I'll take that he's getting gossip because 56 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,360 Speaker 1: he wants to share at the reunion and he was 57 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: like thanks for the quote. 58 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 2: What oh no, oh gosh. I he didn't answer those questions. 59 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 4: I mean. 60 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 2: Reunion, that one's on you. We're on the round too, Haley, 61 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 2: you're back up, okay. 62 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,799 Speaker 4: So he invites me to go on a hike, which 63 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, but he shows up super prepared, 64 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 4: was like boots and this giant backpack. I'm thinking picnic. 65 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 4: But then we get like a mile in and he's like, surprise, 66 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 4: it's a big foot hunt. 67 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 2: What awesome? 68 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: She got animal drops. It was crazy. 69 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 2: But to be like, we're. 70 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:31,959 Speaker 1: Actively you didn't find bigfoot, not yet. 71 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 4: No, No, he's probably still out there looking at. 72 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 2: In the woods, Lauren, kicking it back to you. 73 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: So we went to a restaurant where the food is 74 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: top of style. That's like you just share everything. Yeah, 75 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: And so we were eating and I just noticed him 76 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 1: like writing stuff down while we were eating, and I 77 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: was like oh, what are you doing? And he told 78 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: me he's telling how many bites each of us takes 79 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: so that the bill when we split it will be accurate. 80 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: Oh no, oh. 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 2: My god, that is so smart. Why didn't I think 82 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 2: of this? 83 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not fair because she takes smaller bytes 84 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,800 Speaker 1: sitting here in my bed, so her two bites probably 85 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 1: equals his one bite. 86 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 2: So the match isn't even right. 87 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so true. But he did 88 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: then on me at the end, he goes twenty nine 89 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: bytes plus two SIPs of the margarita. 90 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 2: Oh how much was that? 91 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 4: It was? Too much? Is what it was? 92 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: Oh? 93 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, at least now we have some good ideas 94 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 3: for going into our final round. 95 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 2: Here. We need your best stories, ladies. So Scaly Haley, 96 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,279 Speaker 2: what have you got? 97 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 4: Okay? So I'm at the bar because I'm meeting up 98 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 4: with this guy that I met on Tinder, and he's 99 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 4: telling me all about this new car that he got. Right, 100 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 4: he's talking about the awesome paint job, and he's talking 101 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 4: about how fast it can go and all this stuff. Okay, 102 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 4: and then he's like, do you want to see it? 103 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 4: So I'm like, yeah, of course I want to see it. 104 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 4: And he gets like super excited and then he opens 105 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 4: his backpack and pulls out like this case of matchbox cars. 106 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 3: He was still a collector toy cars still impressive. 107 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: Well, I bet he could make a really good room 108 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 1: room sounds. 109 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 4: I mean, I guess technically they were vented. 110 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,599 Speaker 2: The positive Foreign Lauren Last Chance. 111 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: We got coffee and while we were there, I just 112 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: mentioned that I used to be a teacher and he 113 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,720 Speaker 1: seemed like super excited about it. 114 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: Yeah. 115 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: After coffee, we went to a bookstore and he like 116 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: picks up this book that he's like, Oh, I've been 117 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 1: really wanting this book. And I was like, that's nice, 118 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: and he goes, can you read it to me because 119 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 1: some of the words are too hard? No? Oh God. 120 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 2: For his case, I hope you did. 121 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: Oh I did. 122 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:50,040 Speaker 3: The illiterate ones are always the sexiest pop up bet 123 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 3: you know what? There it is the final bell that 124 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 3: means the match is over. Judges, we need to score it, 125 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 3: alexis who you giving it to? 126 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm going Haley for having make out in front of 127 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: the ex's house. 128 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 2: One for Haley Brook. 129 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: This is so good, but I just feel bad with 130 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: the high school reunion gossip. 131 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,239 Speaker 3: The pity vote, for Lauren and jose you get the final. Say, dude, 132 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 3: I gotta vote because I'm using this from now on 133 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 3: their man out in front of the Exes house. 134 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 4: I should learn this win for surviving that. 135 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:26,040 Speaker 2: Okay, I love it. Scaly Haley, you congratulations. 136 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 3: You are Shady Lady of the Week, and as a prize, 137 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 3: Brook is gonna give you one lazy compliment that she 138 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 3: doesn't actually mean. 139 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 2: I really like your laugh. 140 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 3: Oh okay, Lauren, great hand you on text in the 141 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 3: seventy eighty five nine too. If you want to up 142 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,039 Speaker 3: here on the next edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, 143 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 3: your phone TAP's coming up right after this 144 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.