WEBVTT - How Parkour Works

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve camera.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff you Should Know

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<v Speaker 1>from House Stuff Works dot Com? Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast on Josh Clark with me as always this

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<v Speaker 1>Charles w Chuck Bryant, and we are going to sit

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<v Speaker 1>still for this episode of Stuff you Should Know, not me, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes you are. I'm gonna do some cong vaulting. Hey, um, Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>you watch The Office right? Yeah? Okay? Love it? UM

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<v Speaker 1>in season six, which I guess was last year. Second

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<v Speaker 1>episode starts out very funny, UM with Michael, Andy and

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<v Speaker 1>Dwight all engaged in a little something called Parkour um

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<v Speaker 1>and they shout parkour like every couple of seconds and

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<v Speaker 1>then Um. What struck me as funny, especially after we

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<v Speaker 1>decided to do this UM episode, is that Jim explains

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<v Speaker 1>what Parker is for anybody who doesn't know, and he

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<v Speaker 1>he cites it as the Internet sensation of two thousand four.

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<v Speaker 1>So it took you know, Michael six years to finally

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<v Speaker 1>catch onto it, taking us seven to finally start podcasting

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<v Speaker 1>on it. Yes, yeah, we've been had calls for this one,

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<v Speaker 1>uh for since we started the show. People have written in,

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<v Speaker 1>so what about Parker, dude, Yeah, I love it Parker,

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<v Speaker 1>and we know it's old, but we we've not just

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<v Speaker 1>discovered this. It's and this article clearly has been on

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<v Speaker 1>the site since about two thou six or seven, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's actually a date sited in it um as like

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and six. And from the extra research that

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<v Speaker 1>we did on this, it seems like this community has strengthened, expanded,

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<v Speaker 1>and gotten more legitimate. Whereas you know, I'm sure with

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the rest of the world it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the awe and an amazement of it, or the newness

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<v Speaker 1>is worn off. But I was I was hartened to

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<v Speaker 1>see that the people who do Parker are like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't really care if you like it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna keep doing this, and and they've grown and

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<v Speaker 1>gotten better. Yeah. I think most people that I know

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<v Speaker 1>have the same reaction though, when they see the Parker

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<v Speaker 1>videos for the first time, which is this is pretty cool. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very cool. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not saying like

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<v Speaker 1>anybody's like this sucks. It's like the newness is worn

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<v Speaker 1>off for the general public. Yeah, but people are generally

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<v Speaker 1>knocked out, uh, and then board right, so, Chuck, I

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<v Speaker 1>think we should begin to begin, right, great song? Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen two on the little island in the Caribbean

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<v Speaker 1>known as Martinique. Have you ever been there? No? Yah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think I would tell you every couple of

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<v Speaker 1>days like, oh I've been to Martinique, you probably would. Uh. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a pretty interesting history in some trace the

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<v Speaker 1>birth of park. We're back to then French naval officer

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<v Speaker 1>name Lieutenant George Herbert. I don't think that's how you

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<v Speaker 1>say his name. What would you say Georgebert? Or Jabert?

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<v Speaker 1>H he? Uh? What happened was ofvolcano blew up in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen o two there and heed Martinique, yea and Martinique.

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<v Speaker 1>He coordinated the rescue of locals and Europeans there and

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<v Speaker 1>had a chance to watch people fleeing this and saw

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<v Speaker 1>a decided difference I take it between some of his

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<v Speaker 1>European comrades and the local Caribbeans. Well, people are like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get around obstacles, like you know, chunks of

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<v Speaker 1>flying rock that had landed right in front of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and running for their lives. Something about that scene struck

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<v Speaker 1>E Bear, like, Wow, this is really amazing. Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>saw a great deal of athleticism going on around him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, you know what, you combine that with

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<v Speaker 1>some courage, and what you have is what we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call in America to be strong and useful. How would

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<v Speaker 1>you say that in French? Dog strong? And that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. And that's the basis of the natural method, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the natural method um, which in French would be what

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<v Speaker 1>method natural? And that inspired French military training. That became

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<v Speaker 1>the basis for French military terry training. Apparently they were

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<v Speaker 1>the first people to use obstacle courses or or what

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<v Speaker 1>the path of the warrior parkour dick combat town. So

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<v Speaker 1>you hear that word Parker with the C I heard it,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where it came from. Yeah. So and this basically

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is like this French um physical fitness guru

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<v Speaker 1>that you've never heard of, but really has inspired a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the probably cleaner cut quarters of France. Right yes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>So that formed the part of the basis for the

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<v Speaker 1>philosophy of what came to be known as Parker because

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<v Speaker 1>it inspired this kid named David Bell right. Well, first

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<v Speaker 1>it was his father, Raymond Bell, was a soldier in

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<v Speaker 1>French Special Forces. He learned all this stuff, passed it

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<v Speaker 1>on to his son David and said, it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanna learn this. Yeah, and we left out a

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<v Speaker 1>very important point. Um. The natural method is basically like

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<v Speaker 1>physical fitness is um. All you need is what you

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<v Speaker 1>find in nature. Do you want to do some chin ups?

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<v Speaker 1>Could find a tree branch jerk? You want to like

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<v Speaker 1>work out your upper body, push a huge rock up

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<v Speaker 1>a hill and isometric and push against the wall. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>And then the point of that, this is the other

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<v Speaker 1>big point. The point of being physically fit is, like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, so you can be useful to society in

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<v Speaker 1>case of an emergency, in case an old lady needs help,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can pick her up and carry her across

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<v Speaker 1>the street with one hand. That kind of thing. There's

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<v Speaker 1>something be said for that. Okay. So David Bell is

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years old. It's he lives in Liza's, France, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a suburb of Paris Um and his dad's been like,

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<v Speaker 1>check this dude out, and he is just inspired. But

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<v Speaker 1>not only e Bear but also again named Bruce Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Bruce Lee's fluid movements um not not as

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<v Speaker 1>rigid as a lot of martial artists were before him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about adaptability, adapting to the situation. Somewhere in that

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<v Speaker 1>um in in David Bell's brain, he'd put that together.

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<v Speaker 1>He put Bruce Lee, Georgie Bear, and a mailbox in

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<v Speaker 1>front of him all together and decided to leap over

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<v Speaker 1>it with his hands rather than walk around it. Boom, Parker.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the Parker he changed. He added a k instead

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<v Speaker 1>of a sea, got together with his best buddy, Sebastian

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<v Speaker 1>Foucam and they established a group um. They were called

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<v Speaker 1>themselves tresseurs, which means to leave a trail in French.

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<v Speaker 1>Tray ser is slang in Paris for hurry. Well there

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<v Speaker 1>you have it. Yeah, hurry up and make a trail. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're doing. So they organized a group, the

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<v Speaker 1>first group of parkour enthusiast basically called the Yamakazi, not

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<v Speaker 1>to be confused with yamazaki, which is san tori time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Japanese single malt whiskey. Yeah, it's good stuff anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in an Econo Miaki station. Chances are

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<v Speaker 1>if you type in Yamakaze on the Internet, it'll bring

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<v Speaker 1>up the other Yamasaki and you'll be buying liquor before

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<v Speaker 1>you know it, and then you can watch some cool

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<v Speaker 1>parkour videos while you and bud. That's right. Uh. Luke Bisson,

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<v Speaker 1>famous French filmmaker, made a film called The Yamakazi Um

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<v Speaker 1>definitely kicked up the awareness about what park war was, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and prior to that, he included it in his UM

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<v Speaker 1>film Taxi Too. Oh yeah. Yeah. So that was the

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<v Speaker 1>first time parkour was introduced to the general public in

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<v Speaker 1>mass media. And because Luke Bisson apparently was a huge

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<v Speaker 1>uh DE vote very early on. So in two different

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<v Speaker 1>movies in two successive years, he made you know, Parker

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<v Speaker 1>part of the theme. Yeah, and if you recognize Bells

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy's name, Sebastian fu Kan, he was the dude who

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<v Speaker 1>was chased in Casino Royale, the opening awesome parkour chase

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<v Speaker 1>that Daniel Craig chases this dude. Yeah. So it starts

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of percolate into um to the public consciousness

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<v Speaker 1>in the early two thousands, the late nineties, we should say,

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<v Speaker 1>by the late nineties, there's already uh rift in the

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<v Speaker 1>um in the Parker community. Yeah, the communities like this

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<v Speaker 1>always like the battle, like there's always purest it seem

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<v Speaker 1>like and then people who want to change it and

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<v Speaker 1>take it into what they feel like the next level,

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<v Speaker 1>like skateboarding. Same thing happened back in the seventies. So

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<v Speaker 1>with parkour. The the point is, if you're a purest

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<v Speaker 1>with parkour, you don't you never moved backwards. Everything is

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<v Speaker 1>for utility and you get from point A to point

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<v Speaker 1>B most as efficiently as possible, which often includes jumping

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<v Speaker 1>over a mailbox. Yeah. The main rule, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>what's cool in parkour is that obstacles are used to

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<v Speaker 1>increase your efficiency. It's not like this is something I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go around. It's let me use this to vault

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<v Speaker 1>forward faster and possibly gain some momentum, maybe twade a

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<v Speaker 1>little little kinetic energy for a little potential energy, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then turn that into more kinetic energy. And the

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<v Speaker 1>the Red Bulls, well, Red Bull actually sponsored one of

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<v Speaker 1>the what was it called the the Red Bull Art

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<v Speaker 1>of Motion Tournament competition. Yeah, and we'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>in a minute, because the purest don't like the competition aspect.

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<v Speaker 1>But the motto of the w fpf UM, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the World Free Running in Parker Federation, I think that

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<v Speaker 1>was established an oh seven, it is no obstacle, no

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<v Speaker 1>freedom K and O W for both get it? I

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<v Speaker 1>do now, I didn't until you have told me about

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<v Speaker 1>the K. You know your freedom. Um, so that's so

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<v Speaker 1>part court A to b using obstacles, never going backwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Free running huge huge difference. You can go backwards. Now

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<v Speaker 1>going backwards? Does that mean like you, I get the

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<v Speaker 1>idea from park Ers that you you're running toward the

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<v Speaker 1>wall and you don't stop and go all right, let

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<v Speaker 1>me see, I should probably go like here here, you

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<v Speaker 1>just attack the wall, don't you. I think that's the

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<v Speaker 1>case with both of them. But really, honestly, one of

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<v Speaker 1>the main differences is like free running allows for movement

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<v Speaker 1>backward to continue going forward, where park cour is like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to keep going forward all the time. And

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<v Speaker 1>free running also allows for movements that are purely aesthetic

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<v Speaker 1>and nature right and not necessarily just the efficiency of

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<v Speaker 1>moving forward. Those are the two differences between free running

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<v Speaker 1>and um park court. And if you think that's stupid, well, um.

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<v Speaker 1>The the reason behind it is that there was a

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<v Speaker 1>rift or separation and ideals between David Bell and his

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<v Speaker 1>as the UM uh the f P Wait what is it? W?

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<v Speaker 1>F p W w f PF. Yeah, yeah, as the

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<v Speaker 1>w f PF puts it, um his then best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>So that seeing fou Kong, yeah, they know they fell out.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I think they're still buddies. But basically foukan

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<v Speaker 1>is like, no, you can move backwards, and Bells like,

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<v Speaker 1>no you can't. And they were like, well, it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like we have a problem here. And that's where free

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<v Speaker 1>Running came from. It split off from Parker. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>you there was a little bit of well I founded

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<v Speaker 1>it in you are in Casino Royale. Well that came

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<v Speaker 1>after So that split within the late nineties, so that

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<v Speaker 1>really cemented. And then yeah, and then a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people are like, you know, food con is a big sellout.

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<v Speaker 1>He's an ads he uh, he's all flash and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Um and that that Apparently that um argument doesn't hold

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<v Speaker 1>much water because David Bell has been has done quite

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<v Speaker 1>a bit to bring um parkour into the public consciousness. Specifically,

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<v Speaker 1>he introduced it to Britain in two thousand two, I

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<v Speaker 1>believe right with a BBC short Yeah, rush hour, Um

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<v Speaker 1>that did you see it? Huh? It's pretty awesome. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's on you know, he's sitting at it's much like

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<v Speaker 1>an ad. He's sitting in his apartment and his clothes

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<v Speaker 1>and then he gets up you know it, takes his

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<v Speaker 1>shirt off of course, and strips down to the like

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<v Speaker 1>the running pants, and then just climbs out his window

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<v Speaker 1>and takes off and there's you know, traffic going below,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's zipping all over the place like a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Parker expert that he is. And then he eventually gets

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<v Speaker 1>back in his apartment and sits back down the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, I'm done. And so they showed that

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<v Speaker 1>on BBC one and everybody was like, what was that?

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<v Speaker 1>That was awesome? And then they found out, well, wait

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, the people actually do this. This guy is

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<v Speaker 1>real and that was the birth of Parker I think

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<v Speaker 1>a year later UM Urban Free Flow, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>the the fact though British wing of UM Parker and

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<v Speaker 1>free free running, free running. Yeah. And for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>my brain just glitched and I was like, that's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well and almost immediately kids started getting hurt because they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't uh, I don't know if they didn't realize, but

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<v Speaker 1>Bell had a decade of training of learning this craft.

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<v Speaker 1>We're creating it, creating it and then UM, teenager saw

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<v Speaker 1>a rush hour and like let me go out and

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<v Speaker 1>like let me try to scale a wall. And there

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<v Speaker 1>were a couple of deaths. Um. Yeah, that was one

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<v Speaker 1>recently actually in California, right in Sacramento in two thousand nine.

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<v Speaker 1>The kid was into park Corps and he died from

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<v Speaker 1>falling off of an eighth story UM parking deck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is we should have frontloaded this. But this

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<v Speaker 1>is where we say park course very can be very

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, can be

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<v Speaker 1>very dangerous even if you do know it. Yeah. It

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<v Speaker 1>requires a high degree of skill with like gymnastics, possibly

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<v Speaker 1>martial arts. Yeah. Yeah. If you look at Sebastian food con,

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<v Speaker 1>the dude is ripped like he's he's probably going to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to hang on to allege with one hand

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<v Speaker 1>if he really needs to. I can't. The average twelve

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<v Speaker 1>year old doesn't have that kind of upper body strength exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But I average twelve year old the one who's like

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<v Speaker 1>really fascinated with this. Yeah, and if you are fascinated

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<v Speaker 1>in UM, there are a lot more It's been legitimized

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<v Speaker 1>to the extent that there are a lot more training

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<v Speaker 1>facilities indoor, padded things where you can practice this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing, so you don't just go out and hit

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<v Speaker 1>the streets and start jumping off of buildings. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>we would not advise that. No, all right, so Chuck,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a I think in UM the public imagination, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of comparisons with skateboarding, right, Others kids like

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're right there in front of the courthouse, so

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<v Speaker 1>and they're they're they're skateboarding and they're not using a skateboard,

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<v Speaker 1>but they like to be doing the same thing. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>especially parkour purists, find this very very offensive. That's not offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of offensive either using buildings, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the same deal. They're basically like, no, skateboarders are bad kids.

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<v Speaker 1>We're good kids if we're doing this so we can

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<v Speaker 1>be useful to society when the time comes. Skateboarders are

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<v Speaker 1>great kids, agreed and Josh like skateboarding in the seventies, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>once the popularity increase, it started to be thrown or prostituted,

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<v Speaker 1>if you will, onto like ads and TV shows and

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<v Speaker 1>corporate events. They listed that I did not know corporate

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<v Speaker 1>events hired parker people. Corporate event if you've got enough

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<v Speaker 1>money to do everything. Okay, there's this great show of

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<v Speaker 1>Bruce Hornsby playing for the food JITs corporations like Christmas Party,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's awesome. It's like an hour and a half

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<v Speaker 1>long Bruce Hornsby show and he gets increasingly drunk er

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<v Speaker 1>to where like he does a little ditty and improv

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<v Speaker 1>diddy about his scotch. Yeah, it's really great. It's really great.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can never get your hands on the bootleg,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's worth it. Well. And then up in the Air,

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<v Speaker 1>which I know you didn't care for, but when they

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<v Speaker 1>had hired young MC, you know that one corporate event

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<v Speaker 1>to perform those pretty funny us to move alright, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>like skateboard, um also like skateboarding. Once competition started to

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<v Speaker 1>be mentioned, UM Purist said, no, no, no, no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not about competition. We compete all the time against each

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<v Speaker 1>other on the streets. Man. But we don't need no metal,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need no judge word. But you know, like anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Red Bull was like, oh you know what about this

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<v Speaker 1>stack of money? Red Bull in Barclay World Free Running Championships.

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<v Speaker 1>MTV has a show now, of course, called Ultimate Park

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<v Speaker 1>or Challenge um. The purists still aren't too happy about

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<v Speaker 1>most of that. To be honest, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>complaining going on on parker boards. And here we are

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<v Speaker 1>representing both coasts, east and west. Let's talk about the moves.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. You want to talk about the cat

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<v Speaker 1>leap first. Yeah, there's a few standard moves. So the

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<v Speaker 1>cat leap is basically like, say you're clut your eyes

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<v Speaker 1>unless you're driving right now. Uh. Say you are on

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<v Speaker 1>a the edge of one five foot parking deck. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, it's five ft off the ground, and then

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<v Speaker 1>there's another there's a gap five ft gap in between

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<v Speaker 1>it and the edge of another parking deck which is

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<v Speaker 1>seven ft off the grounds the wall in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's say you are um, you You're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think a cat leap would be best for this.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do is you run off of the first

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<v Speaker 1>parking day, jump the gap, grab the ledge of the

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<v Speaker 1>um first of the second parking deck, and hit it

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<v Speaker 1>with your feet. Just plan it right there on the

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<v Speaker 1>wall and basically you're just hanging off the side for

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<v Speaker 1>a nano second before you you use the momentum to

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<v Speaker 1>pull yourself up with your arms and jump the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the way onto the next parking you very cat like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's used to get onto a higher object than you're

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<v Speaker 1>currently on and it's a good way. That's much much better.

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<v Speaker 1>The role very common. You've seen stunt guys do this forever.

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<v Speaker 1>They jump off a building onto a lower building, and

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<v Speaker 1>they always you know, to absorb the shock on their legs,

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<v Speaker 1>they tuck and roll. They observe it in their shoulder

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<v Speaker 1>instead exactly tuck and roll, cover the head, pop back

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<v Speaker 1>up and keep going. Because it's all about forward movement

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<v Speaker 1>with Parker. Yeah, whereas I would jump off, I would land,

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<v Speaker 1>probably break my ankle, vomit, and then like later until

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<v Speaker 1>somebody found me. That's what Chuck would do. My favorite,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know, is the cong vault. Well, the cong

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<v Speaker 1>vault is the coolest. It's the coolest. It It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like what apes do in the jungle. Uh. You run

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<v Speaker 1>up on let's say a wall, and you leap forward

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<v Speaker 1>and you push yourself off with your hands, play with

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<v Speaker 1>your hands and don't let your legs touch at all

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<v Speaker 1>and just follow on through. And there's double cong rolls

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<v Speaker 1>where you tap twice. There's triples there. We saw a

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<v Speaker 1>quadruple in a gym. So basically, when your hand is

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<v Speaker 1>touching that wall, your your body is laid out behind you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you're diving toward it, almost exactly, but you

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<v Speaker 1>have like your two hands about just a little ahead

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<v Speaker 1>of your shoulders, and then right when your hands touched,

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<v Speaker 1>you bring your legs up basically through your chest in

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<v Speaker 1>the wall, and then you you just bound away. You

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<v Speaker 1>vault away. Hence the name cong vault looks very animal like,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the early practitioners said that he noticed

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<v Speaker 1>that it's it's like witnessing an animal in the jungle aggressive.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the goals of park Corps is that

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<v Speaker 1>you can basically move as quickly and fluidly as an

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<v Speaker 1>animal and instinctually too, is what I understand. I will

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<v Speaker 1>never know that sensation, but it's it's what I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the goal. You got the precision jump, which is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty easy. It's basically like a standing broad jump. Just

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<v Speaker 1>jump from one place to another. Yeah, but that's if

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<v Speaker 1>like I want to jump on that little two foot

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<v Speaker 1>section of wall, like you don't have the benefit of

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<v Speaker 1>a role because there's nothing else there. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>speed wall, Yeah, that's easy. That's basically to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>How any kid has ever jumped like a chain link fence.

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<v Speaker 1>You just put one hand down and throw your throw

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<v Speaker 1>your feet the opposite side over and uh, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>with part core the differences that you're doing this much

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<v Speaker 1>more quickly. Yes, and you keep running and uh, those

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<v Speaker 1>are just a handful of moves or many many more

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Kota like moves that you can do like side

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<v Speaker 1>wall runs and sliding, and people now are doing those

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<v Speaker 1>little half flips adding a little flare to it. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the free runners are pretty cool. So, Chuck, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say that you are listening to this, You're like, I

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<v Speaker 1>have tons of upper body strength, I'm eighteen or older, um,

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<v Speaker 1>and regard for my own well being, right, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really interested in this. Where would one go to find

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<v Speaker 1>out more about parkour or to learn parkour? Uh? You

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<v Speaker 1>get a jam. Well that's one place. That's when they

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<v Speaker 1>get together and hit the streets. But if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to learn, like I said, you can go to the

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<v Speaker 1>there's gems all over the country. Now there are there's

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<v Speaker 1>academies where you can sure you can pay. If you

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<v Speaker 1>go to Parker dot com slash groups, you can look

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<v Speaker 1>up basically people who are doing it in your area,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's probably one of the most recommended ones if

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<v Speaker 1>especially if you don't have any cash to shell out,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're going to learn in the context of other

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<v Speaker 1>people who know Parker no more than you do and UM,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'll you'll learn, you'll learn safety as well, but

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<v Speaker 1>you'll be challenged to UM. And then yes, there's academies

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<v Speaker 1>as well. There's videos everywhere everywhere. YouTube has UM at

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<v Speaker 1>least six different channels according to parkour dot Com of

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<v Speaker 1>just parkour videos and UM basically, you want to wear

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<v Speaker 1>a helmet at all times. You want to wear knee

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<v Speaker 1>pads and one of those big sumo guy suits. To

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<v Speaker 1>see a park where people wearing any of that stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay, CEO and yeah, beginners, you should always do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh also, I should have probably mentioned at the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of this that by UM downloading this episode impressing play,

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<v Speaker 1>you immediately forfeited any rights to sue US or any

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<v Speaker 1>of our parent companies. You'll be careful out there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to. I'm gonna you know, my goal in

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<v Speaker 1>life should be I want to do a successful Kong leap.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not gonna happen. I want to do that, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I will watch you try. I'm fast. I will watch

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<v Speaker 1>you try anytime. I'm a lot faster than you would think.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go right now. I get these little legs pumping

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<v Speaker 1>and I can. I get my upper body leaning in

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<v Speaker 1>the right direction, and it's it's pretty funny. And remarks

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<v Speaker 1>about my my cat like speed for a guy with

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<v Speaker 1>a few extra pounds on him. I want to see this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna learn this. Okay, we're gonna want to. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want you to see the final results. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>perfect it. I want to see everything leading out to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're not gonna do I'm gonna learn it in secret.

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<v Speaker 1>And then next time we're in New York, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bust it out. One day You're gonna be like leaf.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be very surprising. I look forward to that

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<v Speaker 1>day too. If you want to learn more about parkour

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<v Speaker 1>type than P A R. K oh, you are now

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<v Speaker 1>at the sea, because then it wouldn't be down with

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<v Speaker 1>the street into the search bar at how stuff works

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<v Speaker 1>dot Com and I said search bar, I didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>handy um. Either way, it still brings up listener mail.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Josh, We're gonna call this and the winner

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<v Speaker 1>is because you and I have to decide. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>get this from Matt from England? He and his wife

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<v Speaker 1>twisted couple. You know when you put me on the spotlight,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, I know you read it. Um, Hey, guys

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<v Speaker 1>for up in great podcast. I love it. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>watch commander in the fire service here in Leeds, England,

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<v Speaker 1>and my wife is an A and E nurse. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an entertainment there. I think that's emergency room in England.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm guessing because you see some weird stuff right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We have always tried to tireslee one up one another

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of each shift, which with the worst

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<v Speaker 1>story of the day, because they both see odd things,

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<v Speaker 1>odd and horrific. Generally we tie on things like car

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<v Speaker 1>x fires, uh burn victims, suicides and by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm acutely aware of how sick this is, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>the spice that keeps our particular chilli going. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>he says. The only ones he's talking shop about work. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones we really compete with are the extra disgusting ones.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's a conundrum um. On the last tour, I

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<v Speaker 1>was sure I had a winner. We had to assist

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<v Speaker 1>a morbidly obese gentleman from his house onto an ambulance journey.

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<v Speaker 1>Upon moving his portly frame, I felt something land on

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<v Speaker 1>my leg. I couldn't initially Jerry, he's getting grossed out already.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't initially see what it was because my hands

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<v Speaker 1>and face were pressed firmly into the mushy flesh at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, but I could hear the intakes of breath

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<v Speaker 1>and gipping noises from the firefighters on my shift. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what a gipping noise is. On inspection,

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<v Speaker 1>it turned out that nine inches of this man's intestines

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<v Speaker 1>were draped over my wet legs. Stuck for what to

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<v Speaker 1>do in such an instance, should I push it back in,

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<v Speaker 1>carry it with me, tuck it into his pocket. I

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<v Speaker 1>opted to shuffle with him to his to the ambulance,

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<v Speaker 1>and then gently peel it free from my leg and

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<v Speaker 1>said it beside him, making sure to break with the

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<v Speaker 1>awkward silence with here you go, mate, you better take

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<v Speaker 1>this with you. Regardless of this incident, I was sure

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<v Speaker 1>I had my wife beat and then she hits me

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<v Speaker 1>with this. A guy walked into her triage department, pulled

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<v Speaker 1>his pants down and had the tail of a fish

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<v Speaker 1>sticking out of his rear end. Evidently it had been

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<v Speaker 1>frozen and then thought out. I get the feeling this

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<v Speaker 1>is one of those docket was a million to one

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<v Speaker 1>chance the type of things, and when it thought out,

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<v Speaker 1>the bones splayed out and it became stuck inside of

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<v Speaker 1>his butt. Uh. The boys that need your help, which

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<v Speaker 1>one wins? Which is worse? H? Chuck? This as much

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<v Speaker 1>like comparing apples two oranges. Um. In some ways they're similar.

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<v Speaker 1>They're both roundish, they're both fruits. But then they have

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<v Speaker 1>many distinctions. The apple skin is smoothed, the oranges is speckled. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The oranges orange colored. The apple is generally red, although

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<v Speaker 1>it can be yellowish or green. You never see an

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<v Speaker 1>orange apple. I guess it's my point. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>say that, Um, while they're both extremely interesting, both entirely gruesome,

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<v Speaker 1>the fish story, yes, is far too comical to win

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<v Speaker 1>this one. In my opinion. I think the man's intestines

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<v Speaker 1>coming out and having to be put back in by

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<v Speaker 1>hand with a gentle here you go, mate, is by

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<v Speaker 1>far the winner. I agree. I feel like Judgejohn Hodgment.

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<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden we render our verdict and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going with you, Matt, you are the winner. Matt

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<v Speaker 1>and Leads England congratulations, were enduring the Intestine on your leg? Yes, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>And he said anytime if we want to, if we're

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<v Speaker 1>ever in Leads, he will let us ride on the

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<v Speaker 1>fire truck. Awesome. So I would take him up on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would too. Um. Yeah, so we really should have

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<v Speaker 1>put that one after the Decapitation podcast if you asked me, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been fitting either way. Um. If you

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