WEBVTT - My Vasectomy - Emergency Pod

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<v Speaker 1>Posh show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, everybody, it's me Daniel Tosh, host of a podcast

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<v Speaker 2>called Toss Show. All right, Eddie, hit me with the

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<v Speaker 2>emergency pod sirens. You're right, what is this emergency pod about?

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<v Speaker 2>Roll the clip. Hey, guys, it's your boy d to

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<v Speaker 2>the t driving myself to my vasectomy. Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>exciting now. The reason I'm driving myself is because nobody

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<v Speaker 2>my family cares and I'm not going under. So they

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<v Speaker 2>said I could drive myself, so we'll see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Get to watch the procedure. We'll see if they let

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<v Speaker 2>me film, how bad can it be? Huh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoiler alert. I'm still alive. I had a vasecto me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, now going in to this vessectomy. I was

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<v Speaker 2>not nervous during the vasectomy. Was not nervous. Was humiliated, embarrassed, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but wasn't nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason I did it, first of all, having kids

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<v Speaker 2>past forty nine seems weird. But also, hey, and my wife,

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<v Speaker 2>she birth controls tricky with her with her bleeding disorder.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, no, you don't need to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take care of it now. I talked to a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of people and they were like, Oh, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe you're not getting put under now. My doctor, he's

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<v Speaker 2>the number one vasectomy reversal doctor in the country. I

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<v Speaker 2>had to go in a few weeks earlier and they

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<v Speaker 2>just check you out, you pull your pants down, they

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<v Speaker 2>squeeze your balls, you know, the normal stuff. And he

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<v Speaker 2>tells me, I have to tell you before you sign

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<v Speaker 2>this that this is not reversible. Now that being said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the number one vasectomy reverse doctor in the country.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, oh, okay, that's good to know,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't really care about reversing it. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have the procedures in Beverly Hills, h You're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be in and out. Then you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>come back to my office about six weeks later. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have to test your seamen. And I had

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<v Speaker 2>went to their bathroom when I first got to that

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<v Speaker 2>doctor that appointment that day, and I noticed there's tons

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<v Speaker 2>and tons of pornography and I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>know it goes on in this bathroom, a little jerkshack.

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<v Speaker 1>Ugh. Anyway, I didn't I didn't touch anything, and I

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<v Speaker 1>washed I'd be instead. It's just weird.

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<v Speaker 2>To see so many publications of pornography still in print. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>he looks at me and he says, you know, are

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<v Speaker 2>you sure you don't. I'm like, God, listen, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>two kids. I've got tons and tons of semen that

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<v Speaker 2>I store in all my socks. Now, yeah, I had some.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some stored if things would ever change. And

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<v Speaker 2>then leading up to it, I've talked to some friends

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<v Speaker 2>and people sort of tell all, you're not getting put under.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, ah, he told me, fifty percent of people

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<v Speaker 2>get put under, fifty percent don't. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I'll drive myself, I won't get put under,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll watch it. I get there for my appointment,

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<v Speaker 2>and lo and behold, it's at a place that I

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<v Speaker 2>know very well. It's at a fertility doctor's office where

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<v Speaker 2>the surgery happened, which was not where his office was originally,

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<v Speaker 2>and that i'd been there before, and that those places are.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's a lot of emotion going on there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's women in there getting you know, egg retrievals,

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<v Speaker 2>embryos implanted. You know, they're being told that they can't

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<v Speaker 2>have kids. So there's just there's just a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>stress there. There's a sign when you go to that

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<v Speaker 2>facility like don't bring your kids, don't show off, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and people are getting cysts drained. It's it's just all bad.

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<v Speaker 2>And then me and they're just im just in here

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<v Speaker 2>to get my balls singed. It's just a circle of life,

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<v Speaker 2>is what I'm saying. This place does everything from we'll

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that your seemen, you know, makes the baby,

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<v Speaker 2>all the way to we'll make sure you never just again,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what they do.

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<v Speaker 1>But you understand. Okay, I get there.

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<v Speaker 2>I get They give me the questionnaire to fill out

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<v Speaker 2>and I always get furious and I don't read it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just check no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a thousand boxes because you feel like if

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<v Speaker 2>you hit yes on any of them that they might

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<v Speaker 2>not do your surgery and you have to come back.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just hit and I checked no on everything.

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<v Speaker 2>But some of them were like really silly, like have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever had back pain? I'm like nope, never, of

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<v Speaker 2>course I have.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally they call me, they call my name. I go

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<v Speaker 2>back there and she's like, here, put this with RoboN,

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<v Speaker 2>leave the backside open. You can just keep your socks on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like okay, and I go in there. I never

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<v Speaker 2>know how to tie the thing because it's behind me.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do a good job. But I didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to tie this one because it only had one string

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<v Speaker 2>on one side. The other side had ripped off, probably

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<v Speaker 2>from someone's frustration, so I just had to pinch it

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<v Speaker 2>closed while I walked out of the bathroom through the

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<v Speaker 2>common area to back to my room, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>sat down. Now, the nurse that I had was was young,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cute. Immediately felt bad for her. I, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna you're gonna see a lot today. What I

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<v Speaker 2>picked up on later is she was relatively new, or

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<v Speaker 2>at least new to doing this procedure, because some of

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<v Speaker 2>the couple of the older nurses were, uh, we're giving

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<v Speaker 2>her a lot of oh, this is what you should

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<v Speaker 2>do here, this is what She might have just been

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<v Speaker 2>an intern. Maybe when I wasn't looking at stuff, I

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<v Speaker 2>signed that, yeah, sure have some intern, uh sit in

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<v Speaker 2>on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I keep my phone with me, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>and and uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And once I get into the into the operating room,

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<v Speaker 2>they lay me out on a table and they open

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<v Speaker 2>these arm things for my arms, and then they immediately

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<v Speaker 2>pull up my thing and expose me from belly button

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<v Speaker 2>to mid thigh. So I'm laying on my back, arms spread,

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<v Speaker 2>just dicking balls in the you know, an operating room.

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<v Speaker 2>So well that and at least three to five people

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<v Speaker 2>at any any moment are inside this room, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like this, balls and penis just up. You're probably gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see my penis in this emergency pod from time to time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna show you my testicles. Okay, but we need

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<v Speaker 2>to be mature here. This is medical. I want other

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<v Speaker 2>people to learn from this, to know what to expect

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<v Speaker 2>going into it. I don't need people taking my penis

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<v Speaker 2>or my testicles and then putting them into some AI

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<v Speaker 2>generator and doing funny things with them. You know, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my my penis just endorsed Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it. I had trimmed.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't shave going into this surgery, so I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't look like a monster. But you know, she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>did you shave? There was an older nurse and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>did you shave? I said no, I didn't shave. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like, no, it's fine, and then she grabs

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<v Speaker 2>this like a little tiny hand raiser that doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>like a stick on it, like she just hold her

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<v Speaker 2>to the finger and she just starts doing my ball

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<v Speaker 2>so fast. And then the girl, the young girl, she

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<v Speaker 2>comes over with some tape, like just a big piece

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<v Speaker 2>of it's not duct tape, but it's it's wide, it's

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<v Speaker 2>about the same with and she just starts sticking it

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<v Speaker 2>to my balls like sorry, and like is collecting the hair.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a lint roller. There's quickly shaving my balls.

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<v Speaker 2>And then just she's just patting him. Then they begin cleaning,

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<v Speaker 2>and I say they there's three. There's three nurses, two

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<v Speaker 2>older nurses, and then this one young girl and they're

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<v Speaker 2>just my floppy sad Penis who's you know, scared and

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<v Speaker 2>rightfully so doesn't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally like the dream scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember if you've ever gotten a massage, and not I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not talking about like a place that the owner of

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<v Speaker 2>the Patriots goes, but a real place like a nice spa,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're rubbing and they get really close to your

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<v Speaker 2>private and you're like, oh, my goodness, is so close,

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<v Speaker 2>but they don't. They don't actually touch anything. They tuck

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<v Speaker 2>things the right way. This is the exact opposite. This

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<v Speaker 2>is they exposed your penis and only touch your penis,

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<v Speaker 2>all of them at once. They're just and they're just

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<v Speaker 2>like it's just moving around, you know, they're putting eyed

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<v Speaker 2>eye everywhere, and it's just it's just embarre. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>whipping around. This is ten fifteen minutes of more and

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<v Speaker 2>she's spraying it with some cleanser, which it felt like

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<v Speaker 2>if you had a can of lighter fluid on a

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<v Speaker 2>charcoal grill that you was like going shit because like

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<v Speaker 2>it was cold. I was like, well, oh I jumped

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit at that, and she's like, oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>And then casually my doctor walks in and goes, oh, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing. You never want to hear that. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you do? Like, oh, they're definitely doing something wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, oh, just tape is his penis down because

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<v Speaker 2>he saw it doing the helicopter thing. So they took

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of tape just across my waist and taped

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<v Speaker 2>it to my stomach. You know, like if you ever

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<v Speaker 2>when you were a kid or on a plane and

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<v Speaker 2>you got a boner, you hide it under your waistband.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, keep it flush against you. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>He made to a long nap on a plane. You

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<v Speaker 2>woke up with a heart on. It's happened anyway. Now

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<v Speaker 2>it's time. Now it's time for the big show. He

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<v Speaker 2>comes in and he's just gonna he's got his own

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<v Speaker 2>concoction of whatever is gonna numb me, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is gonna hurt just for a second, about twenty seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna puncture and you know, fill me.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's and he's gonna pinch hard.

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<v Speaker 2>He basically, you know, finds the Vaz deference with his

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<v Speaker 2>finger and that's where he's going to go through. And

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<v Speaker 2>so he pinches. He injects, I'm feeling it. I'm like oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like you're doing fine. I'm like okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>like that hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>It hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, now we just wait a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>There's small talk. He's telling me all kinds of things

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<v Speaker 2>about other celebrities, and you know, he's like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell you who this athlete is, but just celebrity gossip.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fun. By the way, Well I'm having the surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what music they're playing?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally eighties rock ballads like everything is about like losing love,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, is this a joke? And it had

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<v Speaker 2>to have been, but he's like, oh, it's just what's

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<v Speaker 2>on anyway. Next thing, you know, my balls are not

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<v Speaker 2>can you feel this? And I'm like no, and he's

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<v Speaker 2>like are you sure? And I'm like, whoa now, none

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<v Speaker 2>of that. So then he goes in there with his thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like it's like a puncture hole, clips it

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<v Speaker 2>and you know it cauterizes it and people say, oh

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<v Speaker 2>you can like it smells like bacon or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't smell anything. I've got a great sense of smell,

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<v Speaker 2>and smells sometimes freaked me out. I didn't smell anything.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, oh, that wasn't so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like, okay, now we got to do the

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<v Speaker 2>other side. And I was like, oh, I didn't think

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<v Speaker 2>about that. You know, you got two balls. It's basically

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<v Speaker 2>you're going in for two surgeries, one for each boy,

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<v Speaker 2>and so then the exact same thing, pinch, painful, inject

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<v Speaker 2>a hole, sticks it in, clips, cauter rises, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled my phone out At one point He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>put your phone away, man, I'm like all right, sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I pulled it out again.

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<v Speaker 2>I took a phone over my penis because I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>that if I'm gonna have one dick pic in my phone,

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<v Speaker 2>it should be of this again.

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<v Speaker 1>So many people just in there seeing this. He's done.

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<v Speaker 1>I thank him.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I was like, I'll see in a few weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, okay, hey, I have to go home.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to heal, and then I have to masturbate

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<v Speaker 2>for twenty ejaculations in twenty four hours. No, not twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hours. I think he said six to eight weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't think that impressed him, but whatever. So

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<v Speaker 2>he finishes. Then the nurses begin cleaning me up, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, can you like lift up. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff underneath now, like wiping my butt. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just like a and I'm fully awake and like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>everything is normal, so I can help. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>just keep doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>There's rubbing me clean, all of them at once, like

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<v Speaker 2>just it's almost like it's like a team at a

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<v Speaker 2>car wash where they're just as fast as they can.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's get this dick out and get the next

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<v Speaker 2>one in here, and yeah. Then they're like, okay, let's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we'll go over. And by the way, when

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, go over your post of the young

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<v Speaker 2>girl again, I could barely look her in the eyes

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<v Speaker 2>at this point. I'm like, you should see me erect

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't say any of that, but no, She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you can read. That's what she said to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You can read. It's just this paper base.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to ice your balls for twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>to forty eight hours every twenty minutes. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what about when I sleep? As she's like, oh, just

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<v Speaker 2>go to bed. I'm like, okay, good. And they give

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<v Speaker 2>you a jockstrap to wear, and then they give you

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<v Speaker 2>like thirty medical gloves that they just want you to

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<v Speaker 2>fill with ice and tie it ont And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't you guys have your own ice pack mechanism?

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<v Speaker 2>Why am I using a glove? Is like a little

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<v Speaker 2>funny hand job joke that you got you have for

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<v Speaker 2>people to give vasectomies. But you put that down there,

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<v Speaker 2>you wrap it in gauze, and you put it there

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off for the first twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four to forty eight hours. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>was good about it. I didn't have any swelling. They

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<v Speaker 2>gave me some tile and all three you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>coating one. I took that one time because I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to get ahead of the pain when the numbing wore off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I never felt pain, so I never took it again.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I took the You have your antibiotics that

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<v Speaker 2>you take, and you can't go into a pool of

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<v Speaker 2>jacuzzi for a week or work out for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm on day four right now, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not allowed to ejaculate for five to seven days. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm told that feels a little different on your first ejaculation.

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<v Speaker 2>But I will see. I'm gonna do it on air.

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<v Speaker 2>But all in all, you know a good thing. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go back after fifteen ejaculations, fifteen to twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have to get two zero sperm count, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>all clears before they say you're good to go to

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<v Speaker 2>bang roadhors. I have to go back to his original office,

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<v Speaker 2>go into the bathroom with all the pornography. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got to collect a sample. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 2>can bring a sample in. I'll check pete. See if

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<v Speaker 2>I can bring a sample in. Yeah, you can. It

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<v Speaker 2>just can only be like an hour old. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 2>that's gonna be tough. So I can bring my own

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<v Speaker 2>sample in What kind of container am I gonna put

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<v Speaker 2>it in? They sent us a link to some on

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon that we can use.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I was gonna have to use some of

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<v Speaker 2>my tupperware, because I know Carly get mad because we

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<v Speaker 2>have tupperware that we give away to people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave some way to my cookie dealer, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the good stuff at home that we use glass.

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<v Speaker 2>The next day, my wife scheduled a back to school

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<v Speaker 2>pool party, so a bunch of my son's friends were over,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like, well, you can't swim, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>be lifeguard. Just keep an eye on everybody. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>if somebody's drowned, I can't jump in, and she's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good point. But then all the dads were

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<v Speaker 2>asking me like, oh, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way. I always think that's weird. Why but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of people are like, you lose some of

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<v Speaker 2>your libido when you do this. I'm like, how much

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<v Speaker 2>libido do you need? How much libido do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>want tons? You want tons? No, how much more productive

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<v Speaker 2>would I be my entire career if I had thirty

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<v Speaker 2>percent less libido. That's a high number. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>only lose like, I don't know five. I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know what you lose. I don't even know if you

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<v Speaker 2>lose any and some men. I know there's some side effects.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of the side effects is dementia, which I

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<v Speaker 2>think is a great side effect. Love to get dementia

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<v Speaker 2>right now. That's not my problem. That's my wife's problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna remember shit anyway. I've got a reversal

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<v Speaker 2>scheduled for next week. I wonder what the fastest someone's

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<v Speaker 2>done a reversal. I wonder if I could come in

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<v Speaker 2>the next day and get a reversal, that would be

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Doc, I made a huge mistake. It just seems like

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<v Speaker 1>such an easy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>For a guy to take care of, versus counting on

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<v Speaker 2>women to take a pill every single day at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just nonsense. I know how you're responsible. My wife is. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been sending anybody who asked, oh I was of

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<v Speaker 1>a second. I just send him a.

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<v Speaker 2>Photo of my balls during the surgery, all right. That

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<v Speaker 2>does it for me and my sad boy balls. Eddie

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<v Speaker 2>hit with the siren. It's just sad sounding. My poor

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<v Speaker 2>little balls, my poor little balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. They went through a lot