1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away. 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 2: In today's phone Tap, a guy emailed the show asking 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 2: us to prank his friend because they both work at 8 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: a warehouse and apparently his buddy is always sneaking naps 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 2: in the back, should be up doing his job. 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: Sneak one right now. 11 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome, Sure, seems we're working now. So far, the 12 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 2: boss hasn't caught on, but today his luck's about to 13 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: run out when his new supervisor calls to tell him 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 2: he knows all about the secret naps and there is 15 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 2: going to be some swift and unusual consequences. It's your 16 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 2: phone tap right now. Another twenty Hello, Hi is Joel, 17 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 2: There is this Joe? Hey Joel. My name is Don Woods. 18 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 2: I'm the new supervisor at Manufacturing. How's it going? 19 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, gone, it's it's I didn't know you were 20 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 3: gonna call, but nice to meet you. 21 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, hey, it good meet you. I am sorry 22 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 2: to call you on your day off here, but I 23 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: do need to address a situation that's come up. Okay, 24 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 2: So my first order of business was to check out 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,119 Speaker 2: the surveillance video from the warehouse, just to make sure 26 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 2: everything's been running. 27 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 3: Okay, of course. And it makes sense. 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: Well, it looks like we have video of you sleeping 29 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 2: in the back. 30 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 3: What mm hmm. 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, and it looks like it happened more than once. 32 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 2: Would you care to say anything about that? It's kind 33 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 2: of a serious allegation. 34 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can go ahead. I haven't actually been 35 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 3: getting a lot of sleep lately. 36 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I've been in this industry for a long time, 37 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 2: my friend, and most companies i'll tell you would fire 38 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 2: someone for doing this. 39 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 3: I mean, I I hear you, but please please don't 40 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 3: fire me. I really can't afford to lose lose my 41 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 3: job right now. 42 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 2: Look, I know we've never worked together, but there's something 43 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 2: that you should probably know about me, okay. Truth is 44 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 2: I like to take the occasional nap as well. Guilty. 45 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 3: I guess that's good to hear. 46 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,639 Speaker 2: And my office has a large couch in it so 47 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 2: I can lock the door and take a power nap 48 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 2: for a half hour. 49 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 3: It's really nice that that sounds very nice, But here's what. 50 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 2: I'm getting at. Okay, maybe we can make a deal. 51 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 2: I won't fire you for sleeping in the warehouse as 52 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:49,440 Speaker 2: long as you agree to be my cuddle buddy in 53 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 2: the office. What you know, nothing weird at all, just 54 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 2: strictly cuddling. What do you say? 55 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,280 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but no, that's that's not appropriate. 56 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 2: I just sleep better when someone's holding me. 57 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:09,079 Speaker 3: Sir. 58 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 2: I'm just very uncomfortable, probably because you're not being cuddled 59 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 2: at the moment that make you feel nice and comfortable. 60 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 61 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 2: I just looked at your schedule here. You and I 62 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 2: are both on shift at the same time Mondays and Wednesdays, 63 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 2: so this could work out. 64 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 3: No, no, sorry, I don't know what you will. 65 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 2: But before you just shout out no, let's try a 66 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 2: test run tomorrow. Listen what happens. 67 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 3: I can't do that. I'm married, I have a wife. 68 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 3: This wouldn't be okay. 69 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 2: But listen, I don't think you're hearing me. I'm not 70 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,160 Speaker 2: asking for anything perverted, just a straight up bro on 71 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 2: bro cuddle sessh man a man. 72 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 3: I don't care if it's just road to broke cuddling. 73 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 2: That's I don't care if you want to be big 74 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: spoon or little spoon. I'm cool with either one. No, sir, sir, 75 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 2: you and THEO stuffi's when you sleep because I have 76 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 2: a camel named Carl. He's got a big hump in 77 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 2: his back. Would you like a little hump on yours? 78 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm getting very uncomfortable here, and uh, I think 79 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 3: we need to end this conversation. 80 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 2: I don't want to have to report you to ownership. 81 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 2: I'm trying to work things out with you. 82 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 3: This just feels wrong. It's like blackmail. You're saying, cuddle 83 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:27,839 Speaker 3: me or else. 84 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 2: It's a tough choice. 85 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 3: I know I can't afford to get fired. Okay, I 86 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 3: hear that I have too much responsibility. If I get 87 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 3: it one time, maybe all right, now we're talking. But 88 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 3: if I did you, we have to do it so 89 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 3: none of the other guys at work found out. 90 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 2: All right, Well, it's a little too late for that. 91 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 3: What you met. 92 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 2: Your coworker, Parker already knows all about it, because he's 93 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 2: the one who set you up for this prank call. 94 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 2: It's ankle, yeah, man, joke. Oh my he sounded sumners. 95 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 2: Do you relax. My name is jeff from the radio 96 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 2: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. He's called the phone tab. Yes, 97 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 2: I talked to Parker right before I called. He told 98 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 2: me how you've been falling asleep in the warehouse until 99 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 2: he wanted to prank you. 100 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 3: I mean, I get tired, man, like I'm taking like 101 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,720 Speaker 3: hours of naps. 102 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey, we all get tired. Let's get 103 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 2: tired together. 104 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 3: No, thank you. 105 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: You're the one who said that you would actually cuddle 106 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,239 Speaker 2: with him, So I mean, I'm. 107 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 3: Not gonna lose my job. I said, maybe I can 108 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,559 Speaker 3: see it one time. 109 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, little spoon, fair enough. 110 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 3: I would be the little fill 111 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,720 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on 112 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 1: the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.