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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 2: Little Mouse Speak text to seventy eighty five ninety two

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Speaker 2: says I walk around the woods behind my house naked

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Speaker 2: sometimes and pretend I'm on the show naked in a fray.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I like it.

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Speaker 4: Do you like cry into a selfie video as well?

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Speaker 4: About how you don't know where you're gonna get sheltered tonight?

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Speaker 2: Well, there's no need to be naked for this segment,

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Speaker 2: but you could if you wanted to. You'd never know

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Speaker 2: because we blur your voice and your body parts to

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Speaker 2: keep you anonymous. Right naked right now?

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Speaker 1: We want to know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't mind. It's the Mass Speaker, and we

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Speaker 2: have a guy who wants to come clean about something

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Speaker 2: in his life using the fake name Paul as his alias. Paul.

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Speaker 2: You Donald duck in it right now? How you doing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, just a T shirt and no pants.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's like the most honest thing you're going

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Speaker 4: to say in the next couple of minutes.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully you have full honesty when you tell your confession,

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Speaker 2: because the voice changer is on. You are the mass Speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your secret.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I used to work at a paper mill.

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Speaker 1: I've been a few years there. I mean I actually

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Speaker 1: liked it, you know. It was people were great, but eventually,

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Speaker 1: like I just wanted to do something else with my

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Speaker 1: life and my career, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So eventually I found this other job for my two

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Speaker 1: weeks into the paper mill, and everyone was super nice

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Speaker 1: about it. They were excited for me and supportive.

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Speaker 2: Well that's refreshing. I'm glad they didn't like boo you

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Speaker 2: and heckle you about finding a new job.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, is it anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I.

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Speaker 4: Just imagine I'm leaving out of the door and someone

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Speaker 4: yelling you suh.

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Speaker 2: Get a lot of this guy moving up in life,

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Speaker 2: you think that. Yeah, okay, No, that's good you have

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Speaker 2: supportive co workers.

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Speaker 1: So before I tell you what happened next, I should

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Speaker 1: let you know. Like the paper mill that I worked at,

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Speaker 1: they bring in actual tree lugs and would debark them

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Speaker 1: at the warehouse and then they press it down. Water

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Speaker 1: comes out. It's like a huge process. I go full

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Speaker 1: flipped operation.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the whole city smells terrible. It's like an actual milk.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds like it's like an enormous warehouse. I

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Speaker 2: feel like we're watching an episode of how It's made

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Speaker 2: right now. I just visualized paper being made. Okay, it

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Speaker 2: sounds like you really know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome anyway. So they're using these large rollers they're

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Speaker 1: moved the paper through the machines. Yeah, and on my

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Speaker 1: last day, I just want to take one last walk around,

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Speaker 1: take everything in because I was going to miss it,

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Speaker 1: not just the people, but like the sights and the

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Speaker 1: smells and all that.

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Speaker 3: It smells interesting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I could jar this stink and bring

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Speaker 2: it with me everywhere I went. I bet it's like

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Speaker 2: when you work, like in sanitation, though you get.

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Speaker 1: Used to it. So I have my hard hat on

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Speaker 1: and I'm walking on the cow walk above one of

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Speaker 1: the machines, and I was eating my farewell cake and

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Speaker 1: I don't know how it happened, but I lost my

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Speaker 1: balance and I draw a slice on my cake off

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Speaker 1: the catwalk.

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Speaker 3: Oh it was only your cake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, chat walking it means you're like really high up.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, the cakes. It's so into one of the

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Speaker 1: paper machines. Okay, So it's not like I could go

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Speaker 1: in after it. The rollers just move the cake into

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Speaker 1: the machine.

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Speaker 2: You could go in after it, but then you probably

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Speaker 2: wouldn't come out. You stop the machines and stuff.

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Speaker 4: Depending on what type of cake it is, I could see, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it's a really good German chocolate cake,

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Speaker 2: it might be worth it. Oh god, I had raspberry

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Speaker 2: filling though, I'm going to let that go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I didn't say anything. So at the end

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Speaker 1: of the day comes I leave the building. I find

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Speaker 1: out the next morning from a word buddy that there

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Speaker 1: was a fire at the factory. Fire apparently that machine

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Speaker 1: that I dropped the cake and it started to smoke,

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Speaker 1: and it caught fire. The sprinklers went off. You're bringing

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Speaker 1: the fire department.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't tell anyone that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and my buddy tells me it cost ten

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Speaker 1: million dollars in damage, ten millions to the machines in

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Speaker 1: the warehouse over.

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Speaker 2: A slice of cakes. Why I did not think of that.

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Speaker 4: But honestly, did all the employees get paid vacation while

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Speaker 4: the factory was closed?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like I thought, horrible, But I wasn't gonna

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Speaker 1: confess it. Anybody that was me I cropped sheet cake

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Speaker 1: in it? Why not?

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Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you come clean and be like, hey, you

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Speaker 2: know that ten million dollars in damages my bad?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be so nervous that there was cameras ye,

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Speaker 4: that they reviewed something and found me out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like, yeah, I was nervous for a

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Speaker 1: good while about it. But then you just kind of

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Speaker 1: became just a memory.

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Speaker 2: The fire. Oh that's the best possible thing that happened.

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Speaker 2: So there was never anybody that reached out to you.

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Speaker 2: It was never traced back to your your cake.

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Speaker 1: Noo, was like the machine malfunctioned and caught fire.

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Speaker 3: To make you feel better. It could have not been

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Speaker 3: the cake.

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Speaker 4: It could have been just coincidence that the machine malfunction.

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Speaker 3: At the same on the same day.

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Speaker 2: You know, hold on to that. Yeah, I don't make

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Speaker 2: it feel better.

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Speaker 3: I mean honestly, Yeah, you don't know.

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Speaker 2: We're going to take the super optimistic approach to it.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you've never told anybody about this, not even

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Speaker 2: your your buddy at the mill.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, nobody.

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Speaker 2: I would have been able to mind it.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't have trusted my old coworkers either.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, So does it feel better at least being

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Speaker 2: able to tell us, like, tell anybody about.

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Speaker 1: It a little bit. Yeah, I'll be litving with it

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Speaker 1: for a while now. It's like terrible.

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Speaker 4: Every time you have to use a piece of paper,

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Speaker 4: there's a piece of guilt also attached to it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And every time he sees a cake in any

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Speaker 2: office building, he's like, oh no, not again. Well, dude,

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Speaker 2: thanks for coming on the show and confessing your ten

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Speaker 2: million dollars secret.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And in text in the seven eighty five nine two,

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Speaker 2: if you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this