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Speaker 4: Hey boys, you know, I had to wish you a

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Speaker 1: Ye sit down, Oh dude, thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: It's too much energy. That's too much undergy take her

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Speaker 4: Hey, you weren't gonna try and do this show without me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm dying up here. You're killing me. I'm Clark.

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Speaker 4: Happy two hundred boys, here's the two hundred more. Now

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Speaker 2: No, the inflection is wrong. It's now can we get

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Happy two hundred boys, here's the two hundred more.

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Speaker 1: That was good?

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Speaker 4: Grace helped you.

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Speaker 1: That was good. Yeah. Can you take a minute to

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Speaker 4: Tired, Grace, how big? I was in the neighborhood and

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I remember doing that episode, Grace.

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Speaker 4: This is me, Hey, chef Kevin here, I made popcorn

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Speaker 4: Hey, chef Kevin here, I made popcorn in everyone's favorite pizza.

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Speaker 4: Who's hungry? Who's hungry?

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Speaker 4: I brought pies?

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Speaker 2: you to make everyone's favorite pizza.

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Speaker 5: Could I make?

441
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: Well? He did then, and it doesn't sound like you

442
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,160
Speaker 1: made it well.

443
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,160
Speaker 4: I mean I bought it.

444
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 5: Could I say something?

445
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: You go get the pies, Kevin something, Yeah, but just

446
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 2: go get them.

447
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 1: What are you going to say?

448
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 5: He might have heard you say pizza pie.

449
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 2: Everyone's favorite pizza. It wasn't a he it's a hearing thing.

450
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 2: I ate everyone's favorite pizza. This was a text. It's

451
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 2: not a here. It's not a hearing issue. And now

452
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, all these people if they had shown up,

453
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 2: all these people are here and they and there's like

454
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,479
Speaker 2: two pies.

455
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,919
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and there's no popcorn. Now I don't eat this.

456
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 1: I don't need this. Get that away from me.

457
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 2: I just want to have him, I guess, in case

458
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 2: his favorite peach, in case somebody comes, so we could

459
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: be like, okay, we had like we are celebrating.

460
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: Oh and you did. I thought you were like correcting

461
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,400
Speaker 1: me when I said apple, no peach and app Okay,

462
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 1: I made everyone's favorite pizza, apple pie. There's a peach

463
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 1: one too, so gross made with But to defend him

464
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: in terms of did you make it? If he bought

465
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: that with money, he did make it. I guess you're

466
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 1: making it with the money.

467
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 5: Man.

468
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 1: Maybe we can you do in the work to earn

469
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: the money that's making pie baby. And that's a good

470
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: lesson to our listeners.

471
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 2: He put these on like an old fashioned plate or

472
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 2: something so people feel like, like.

473
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: Really, he's honestly pretty good. Honestly, I'm already not feeling well.

474
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 1: That's going to make me sick. That's going to make

475
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: me very sick. It smells so bad, it looks terrible.

476
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaker 4: It smells great.

477
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,639
Speaker 1: Happy two hundred.

478
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 4: Okay, this is.

479
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: I can't wait to throw those away as a celebration,

480
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: just like I'm throwing away this podcast. This is finally

481
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: putting it in the trash and leaving.

482
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 4: As if mondeve Mon deve. I don't know how to

483
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 4: Oh God, maybe I should skip that.

484
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: We're gonna get sued. No, don't skip it. We have

485
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: to have it. He's one of the biggest guess we've

486
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: ever had frea a million dollar arm.

487
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 4: Wooh, congratulations, boys just dropped in and celebrate my friends.

488
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: Okay, and he doesn't do that. Kevin's doing a good

489
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: dance thing that seems he never tally insensitive.

490
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 4: I thought I saw him do it once. This is

491
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 4: Scott Ackerman. Hey, can I please hang out and party

492
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 4: with you?

493
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 2: Guyss No, this was just in case. I don't know

494
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 2: how we're gonna get this is. This is like I

495
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 2: assumed he was going to come in and do this,

496
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 2: and he still might. Yeah, is to try and join

497
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 2: the party, which he was not invited to.

498
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 4: Alex Borstein says, fuck you, Scott. Everyone hates you because

499
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 4: you didn't have the boys on your Vanity Project five

500
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 4: hundredth episode, which you did out of jealousy. This is

501
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 4: Scott Ackerman. I'll stop kicking my ass. I'm so weak,

502
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,479
Speaker 4: I'm a bitch.

503
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: I guess we will can get him to do the

504
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: performances there. Yeah, and honestly, Kevin, even if we like,

505
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 1: just mix Kevin's voice down a little bit. Yeah, that's

506
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: a weak baby. That's why people don't believe it's actually Scott,

507
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: And is this him?

508
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 2: I wonder if this is like some kind of scheme

509
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: that he like is calling all these different people saying like, oh,

510
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: it's on a different day, or like, oh, there's like

511
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: an emergency.

512
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 1: Your family is in trouble. If he's pretending to be

513
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: all their families or to even be the hospital, Yes,

514
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 1: that's Scott's saying that he's the hospital.

515
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 2: This is the hospital your family is in the emergency.

516
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: That's so dangerous. Yes, to have that many people now

517
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 1: going to the hospital. Yes, at the same time that

518
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: we're nobody else can get because there's a ton of

519
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: pe people that are actually you plucked the driveway like

520
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: some kind of danger. You blocked the driveway. Yes, that's

521
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 1: so dangerous. If he did that, he should be a

522
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: jail And I do believe that he did, and I

523
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: believe there should be a nation wide man hunt right

524
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: now for Scott Ackerman.

525
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 4: The pies don't smell as bad as you guys think

526
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 4: they did. They actually smell really nice.

527
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 1: You'll watch manhunt unibomber. No, I've been sort of getting

528
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: ready for the show.

529
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 4: Oh right, Jessica Williams, I hope I'm not late for

530
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 4: the fiesta. You guys are my friends, and I'm proud

531
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 4: of you.

532
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jessica.

533
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 2: He's really nice to have you here and that we

534
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 2: loved doing the show with you before. And it's nice

535
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: to remember that big episode we did. That was a

536
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: nice get for us. That was a good episode.

537
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: You happen to be in La for a little while,

538
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: and we were able to sort of make the timing work,

539
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: and we always love making the timing work.

540
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 4: Mark Messier is that his last name?

541
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: Come on what it says?

542
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 4: M E S S I E R. Hey, I was

543
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 4: never a guest on the show. We better do something

544
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 4: about that right now.

545
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 2: So Mark Messier, Oh sorry. We had been an American

546
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 2: talking to him. He was going to the back. He

547
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 2: had been listening to the show for a while, and

548
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 2: he had been it's good to.

549
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: Come on the heels of the Jessica Williams. Where it is.

550
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: This was we did not make the timing work with him.

551
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: I still thought that there was a chance that he

552
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,239
Speaker 2: would show up because he had been saying I've been

553
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 2: saying like, oh, let's save it for the two hundred.

554
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 2: That'll be so fun to have Mark. We didn't want

555
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 2: to waste it. We have a great he's got such

556
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 2: a fun energy. Yes, and we have this great sort

557
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 2: of thing we do with him. How do you describe

558
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 2: it his It's like it's sort of this playfully antagonistic relationship.

559
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: He's kind of a dough voice thing. Yes, it's Novoys.

560
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: I mean I hate to use it. Yeah, it's still boys,

561
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: but we.

562
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 2: Kind of did off the show and the dough Boys

563
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 2: we sort of doing, yeah.

564
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 1: Because they hung out with the three of us. But

565
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: we we have like a we do dough Boys with

566
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 1: MESSI a a little bit. It's not about food, It's

567
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: just about our relationship. That's what people come for. Got it.

568
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: This makes me think you remember when dough Boys did

569
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 2: that thing with like all those people recording messages for them,

570
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 2: including us, I know, and where are they?

571
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: I know?

572
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 4: Did they ask you to do that?

573
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah?

574
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 4: About themselves?

575
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: Yes, they had us be like, congrats on your hundred things.

576
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: What do you think I just did that? No, definitely not,

577
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: and that was for one hundred episodes. Honestly, you know

578
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: what the thing is. They don't have shit else going on. Yeah,

579
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: that must be what it is. They don't have fuck

580
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: all else to do that, and we are doing.

581
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: Yes, that we have been putting out. People don't think

582
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 2: we need this, which we don't know. This is a

583
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: joke does so people are saying like, oh, like, is

584
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 2: it like embarrassing for me almost if I show up

585
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 2: and and and you know, this to them is like

586
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: it's such a whatever, this.

587
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: Is an interesting thing, which it is. Honestly, it would

588
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: be embarrassing to do. I mean to make a sort

589
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 1: of example that would be in terms that maybe some

590
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 1: of our audience could understand. If you're a fuck machine

591
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: and you get it daily and you're and you can

592
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: get it with whoever, this is like for us that's

593
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: essentially our life. And then this is like jerking off. Yeah,

594
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: like this show is jerking off even though we're total

595
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: fuck machines who blast on the daily with the hottest

596
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: chicks on the planet. And so it's still fun to

597
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: jerk off. It feels good and there's a freedom in

598
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: kind of doing it alone where you can experiment with

599
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: some stuff, but at the same time you don't need it,

600
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 1: like you don't sort of crave that release, so you

601
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: can take it or leave it.

602
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 2: And I think people with this show think them showing

603
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 2: up would be kind of like them saying like, hey,

604
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: can I kind of like sit with you while.

605
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: You jerk off? Yeah? Yeah, And it's like and yes

606
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: you can, Sure you can, but we're already going to

607
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: be doing it, and we don't really need you here.

608
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: We don't need it.

609
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is happening with or without you watching the show.

610
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: Huh, this has happening. Yeah, yeah, the show is us

611
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: stroking it, which is gonna happen.

612
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we don't.

613
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: For one thing, we don't need to record it because

614
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: we're going to be stroking it anyway.

615
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 4: Sure.

616
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: And and also a lot of times when there's someone

617
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: else there, you sort of try to make it go

618
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: for longer than it needs to, just to be like

619
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: it feels like this, it's inappropriate, and this even though

620
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: it's definitely over like it's pretty clear when it's over

621
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: all the way out here. Yeah, and then I yeah,

622
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah. Yeah. So that just to put

623
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: it in terms, because I feel like sometimes our audience

624
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: doesn't really know how entertainment, but it's that you know,

625
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: that's like a big opportunity for well, if you are invited,

626
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: if you are actually invited, Hey, I'm going to jerk

627
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: off this Saturday, Like do you want to come watch? Yes?

628
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: Is that?

629
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 4: Is that how you ordered it?

630
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: Just read the road.

631
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 4: This is from Megan Fox. Hey, is it okay if

632
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: I joined the party? I always wanted to tell you

633
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 4: guys how much I liked you, but I was too embarrassed.

634
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 4: I want to be with both of you guys.

635
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 2: So that is something that she had said that she

636
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: wanted to come on here and say mmmm, that she

637
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: had been too embarrassed to come off the show for

638
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 2: so long because she liked us. Yeah, and I guess

639
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: she got so embarrassed that she didn't show up.

640
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: And it's interesting with guys like us. I was proud

641
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: of her for coming and asking even because a lot

642
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: of times when you're if you're really hot and you're

643
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: really if you're guys like me and Hayes who are

644
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: actually really.

645
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 4: Hot and fuck machines.

646
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, people are intimidated and they go, oh, I wouldn't

647
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: want to ask him out. He'd never talk to me.

648
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: But actually people never ask us out because everyone thinks

649
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: that yes, so we're saying we're almost, yeah, we're almost,

650
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: and you're not a guest.

651
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: By the way, can I just say, like, you know,

652
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 2: like you're helping with this, you're still here as Kevin.

653
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: And Brett's disappointed in Kevin. Right now, Brett, do you

654
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: want to talk at Brett? Yeah, you could be speaking

655
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: a little bit more.

656
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 5: I've been good, right.

657
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 2: I mean, you're just sitting clear. This is doing way

658
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 2: too much. You're doing nothing episodes.

659
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 5: I know I cleared my.

660
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: Saying people have been saying for so long.

661
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 2: Oh, Brett's getting so good and this could have been

662
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 2: a big show for you.

663
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm starting to get good. I cleared my schedule

664
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 5: for two hundred and uh, you know I'm a little.

665
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: Bit cleared my schedule. Yeah, what what did you get

666
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: off listening to rubber Soul? Let me just cross that out.

667
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: Let me just shove it back. I'm gonna I'll push

668
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: that to noon. Now.

669
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 2: He's trying to like pretend he even knows what that is.

670
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 2: He was about to say, great album. What do you

671
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: mean you don't know? You have no idea what he's

672
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: talking about?

673
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 5: Well, is it a PC game? That's what I was gonna.

674
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: Do, Kevin. Why don't you just rip through a couple

675
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: more of you bad boys? This is the Scar Brothers.

676
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 4: So maybe Brett every like third word, you can double

677
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 4: my voice.

678
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 5: Don't tell me what to do?

679
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: Please? What's up here?

680
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 5: For five years?

681
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: Sorry? What's up?

682
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,719
Speaker 4: Haz and Sean? We were so inspired by you guys,

683
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 4: reaching two hundred episodes, we'd like we'd like to announce

684
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 4: that work coming back to your Wolf.

685
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 5: Are they both saying that at the same time.

686
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: You're supposed to double it on back to Earwolf? Is

687
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: when Jason was going to come in on back to

688
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: ear Wolf? So do that again?

689
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 4: What's up, Hazin Sean? We were so inspired by you guys,

690
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 4: reaching two hundred episodes, we would like to announce that

691
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 4: we're coming.

692
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: Back to you and the third.

693
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: Roman this So is that still happening? I don't even

694
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 2: know now?

695
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: Is Roman named after Nicki Minaj's alter ego? Yeah? Roman reloaded? Yes?

696
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 4: Yes, this is Jeff Ulrich Adam Sachs.

697
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 2: Wait, no, I wait, I just want to stay on this.

698
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: I don't even know if that's still happening. Should we

699
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: even make that because that was gonna be a big

700
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: part of the show, that the squar Boughs were coming back.

701
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: Well, I guess, huh. Are they gonna want to come

702
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: back when they see how Scott treated us by calling

703
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: everyone saying he's a hospital. See yeah, is that gonna sour? Yes?

704
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: What was going to be a big get for Earwolf,

705
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: which is getting one of their old shows back. Yeah,

706
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: so this will be and so now here.

707
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 4: This is Jeff Orrick, Adam Sacks, and Chris Bannon. Thanks

708
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 4: for saving our network. Guys, we'd like to announce that

709
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 4: we are firing Scott Ackerman and you're in charges, and

710
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 4: that means you now control Brett and he's not allowed

711
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 4: to do any other shows and has to come to

712
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 4: your house whenever you want and fix Hayes's pool and

713
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 4: Sean can do science experiments on him. Brett says, sounds

714
00:33:59,160 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 4: good to me.

715
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and Brett, can you give us about that?

716
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 5: Sounds good to me?

717
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he wanted what science experiments done. I

718
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: don't even really have too many ideas for science experiments.

719
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I got a set of tweezers and a

720
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: freaking later, I get hot tweeze, you know, I got

721
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: hot tweeze some of them. But so Scott, so yeah,

722
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: so Scott is still fire.

723
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 2: My understanding is that Scott is still fired, no matter

724
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 2: like he is trying to like intervene and stop this

725
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 2: process from happening. It's already complete, is my understanding? Scott

726
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: is out?

727
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gone. I mean I think although if he

728
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: managed to actually sink this episode and then we're leaving,

729
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: we're never gonna be at Earwolf again. We won't know

730
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: if he's here.

731
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 2: Well, this was my question because I think them putting

732
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 2: us in charge was like an effort to get us

733
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 2: to stay right. But if we're just gone, then I

734
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: guess he cares, but I do. But you know, I

735
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 2: want to leave knowing that Scott has gone too. Well,

736
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: let me talk more about the hot tweezers.

737
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use on Brett. So I'm gonna heat them

738
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: up with this lighter and I've got this zippo And

739
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: the logo on the zippo is GM. My old man

740
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 1: broke his back from him for twenty years. They kicked

741
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: his ass to the curb when the Japanese cars finally

742
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 1: got a foothold here in the States. And even though

743
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: they broke his damn back and let him go with

744
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: no pension, he still kept this lighter. I guess. I

745
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: guess you spend that much time believing in a cause

746
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: like the American Motor Company GM tough to let go anyway, Brett.

747
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: I thought maybe I'd heat the tweezers up and put

748
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: him in your biole or like pick away at like

749
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: some of your ear and nose stuff, or maybe yeah,

750
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: pinched it. This is the kind of stuff we wanted

751
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: to have time to do. Well. It's hard when you're

752
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: spending so much time picking apart, like why people didn't

753
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: show up, Yeah, what happened?

754
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 5: You can just pinch, You can do a little of

755
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 5: all of that.

756
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I'm just thinking about my own man. I

757
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: still believed in GM, you know, Detroit.

758
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 5: That's why we need basically income.

759
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: O God, a house that's steel built. I got another

760
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: piece of sort of hollywooded just sort of a parting gift.

761
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to give the audience, which is a joke

762
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: I could joke. So I came up with this joke

763
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: the other day and I thought, I'm not going to

764
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: be able to use this, and maybe what I could

765
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: do is, because we're not doing the show anymore, I

766
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: could give the audience as a way for the show

767
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: to live on this very funny joke of me.

768
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: I remember you saying, like you had started talking about this,

769
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 2: youre like five weeks ago, Oh, something you were gonna

770
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: do for the two Hot Well, then I was starting

771
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: to tinker with the joke, and that I was hoping

772
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 2: it was going to get there in time for this.

773
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,280
Speaker 1: But this joke is something, and let's get it trending.

774
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: Let's get it going viral. You guys can use it

775
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: when you're at the bar, and it's sort of a

776
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: twist on something somebody might normally say at a bar.

777
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: So what it is You show up with your friends

778
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: and in order to sort of prove that you've gotten

779
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: knowledge about like bartending and mixology, you go, h hey, guys,

780
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna test this guy. Let's see if this barkeep

781
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 1: knows how to make a really good old fashioned penia colada.

782
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 2: Okay, oh man, So it is describing a penia colada,

783
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: old fashioned pina colada, going from sort of a cool

784
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 2: drink like a dumb drink, and see.

785
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: If this guy knows his way around an old fashion

786
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: that's great.

787
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 2: Pinia colada would have been the perfect thing to like

788
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 2: close out the entire show.

789
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I give that to you and then

790
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: and now it lives on a lot of our listeners

791
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: have drinking problems, that's no secret.

792
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: And they sort of live and looking for fun stuff

793
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 2: to do in the bar.

794
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: Something to make it funny that they're there every night,

795
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: kind of trying to find oblivion in a bottle. Yeah,

796
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: And and so for us to give them a way

797
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: to start with a wise crack of love to see,

798
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 1: let's let's test this guy. See if he's got you know,

799
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: got any chops. I'm going to have him make me

800
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: an old fashioned pina colada.

801
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 2: That's really Yeah, that's great. It's just kind of a

802
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 2: perfect conclusion.

803
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: And I'll say this now, I think, oh, it's totally

804
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: in line with the show. Yeah, but I think it's

805
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: great that we're gonna get it trending and go viral.

806
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: And also when it gets really big, make it your own,

807
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: because you're you know, you go, you go. This bartender

808
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: is no good. You probably don't even know how to

809
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: make an old fashion apple teeny peach pie, cosmoboladin. Remember

810
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: they drank Cosmos on sex. What is this? Yeah, they're

811
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: gonna have to put get it we're not allowed to do.

812
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: They're gonna pull this fing an episode off the the

813
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: final episode where we have all these great guests, Stop Stop, stop. Stop,

814
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: you're scaring me. Scar scary me. It just kills the

815
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: jokes joke. If that's playing, then people know what the

816
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: punchline is going to be. And I gotta say, this

817
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 1: is a joke that is gonna get people having fun

818
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: talking to each other, you know, actually get around in

819
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: person mixology and the gastro pup culture, you know. Uh.

820
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: And also it's gonna be getting people leed.

821
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 5: Yes, but if you have a song that people know.

822
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: Though that like this is a surprise, he says, an

823
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 2: old fashioned the coolest drink that.

824
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: If you like, I'm not allowed to play that song.

825
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: If there's any song we're gonna play, it's gonna be

826
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: me and Hay Stavenport singing Wait by Michael kro That

827
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 1: was nice. That was another nice.

828
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 5: I bought the rights to that, so you can't play that.

829
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: People love that. I'm bleeding now, just so everybody knows

830
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding. You were bleeding, you know you've been bleeding.

831
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: I've been bleeding. But now it's getting bad. I'm soaked.

832
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: I am soaked, and I gotta throw all these towels out. Obviously,

833
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: I put a lair of towels under my clothes. Because

834
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: I was so bloody and sweaty and pussy and buggy

835
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: when I came in. And now this is for not helping.

836
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: This is not helping my condition, no, which is the

837
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: condition of excitement about the episode. So now I'm frustrated.

838
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 2: You had been I think we had both been thinking

839
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: that this would go away once what.

840
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 5: Brett, we have a caller?

841
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, maybe this is one of the people

842
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: that we wanted. Sure, okay, this is how running I

843
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 1: think probably.

844
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 5: Here's the caller.

845
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: Hello, how who's this?

846
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 3: It's one of the boys, the boy three.

847
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Tom. Hey, Tom, Hey, Tom. So

848
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: cool that you Tom Wow called the show. And we're

849
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: actually just here picking up some mail. Yeah, and then

850
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: we're gonna split. Yes, Yes, we're just here to do

851
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: some ads. We're doing ads, yeah, for the episode from

852
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: last week. And then we're not doing it anymore. It's

853
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,919
Speaker 1: already over. What's up, Tom? What are you doing?

854
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 3: I'm in town?

855
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, l a, oh what do you do?

856
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,240
Speaker 1: Do you have like other stuff going on or something?

857
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you could say it's other stuff. I'm

858
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 3: I'm a story editing on Confederate right now, which is

859
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 3: pretty sweet.

860
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 4: And.

861
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:31,959
Speaker 1: That's great.

862
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 3: Richie's Richie's running a pretty tight room. Richie incognito.

863
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: Richie incognito is running it. Okay, cool ah, Yes, I

864
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: had seen it. He's the showrunner.

865
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he's not showrunner. He's he's running the room

866
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 3: while they're on doing a lot of scouting.

867
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: He sounds manic.

868
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, but look I'm in town.

869
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: Okay. Cool.

870
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: Well, we we were just gonna do a couple of

871
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 2: ads here, get out.

872
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: We were just trying to knock out these ads and

873
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: then yeah, sort of peace out. Uh these are for

874
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: the episode last week. They're just gonna drop them in.

875
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: And it sounds like you're busy too.

876
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm wide open. I ate and now I

877
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 3: got nothing to do.

878
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: Hey man, this these you know, uh, slave stories aren't

879
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: gonna write themselves, though you might want to get in

880
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 1: the lab and kind of start, uh you know, fleshing out.

881
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, plus plus Tom equals the boys. So I didn't

882
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 3: tell them, let's do it where. Just give me, give

883
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 3: me an address, I'll punch it in the GPS.

884
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: There's nothing to do, Tom, I don't think.

885
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 2: We were just gonna kind of just take it like

886
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 2: a casual day to day real.

887
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to, and we're just not really gonna

888
00:43:54,680 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: do an episode. We were gonna watch all of Casual. Yeah,

889
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: we were going to see Mikaila Watkins sort of put

890
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: on a clinic.

891
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're not really doing a special episode or anything.

892
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we you know, uh, you know what I

893
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: say about Casual. They got the right man for the job, Jason, rightman.

894
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: But so so.

895
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 3: You know what I say about Casual Elementary, My dear Watkins,

896
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 3: he's unhinged.

897
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 1: He where are you talking?

898
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 4: Like?

899
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 3: Are you you Elementary? Mikila, dear Watkins.

900
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 2: Are you you're are you like up in the valley

901
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 2: or something like, you're not like close by?

902
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 3: Are you? I'm not exactly sure where I am. I

903
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 3: see something that says oomammy on it, and I don't know.

904
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 3: That's eight in there, and it was good, but it

905
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 3: was more.

906
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: That's the fifth flavor. That's the fifth flavor. So uh

907
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: so yeah, it's good that you found that that's the

908
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: fifth flavor. So uh yeah, if you want to actually

909
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: do us a favor, uh, could you run an errand

910
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 1: for us and just find out what the name of

911
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: the guy in Casual is. Uh, we're just so swamped

912
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: today with watching it and you know, the credits go

913
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: pretty fast and the pause button's broken, So if you

914
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: can find that out, I don't know, if you want

915
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: to go down to SAG and that would be kind

916
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: of huge, old their records.

917
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 2: That would be a good way to help the show

918
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 2: kind of celebrate our two hundredth episode and how much

919
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 2: you have contributed to the show.

920
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: You could talk to them and how that guy is.

921
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 1: That would be big. Hey, how would you describe him, Hayes?

922
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 2: He is, He's kind of a medium sized guy, uh huh,

923
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: with like normal hair, uh huh uh and kind of

924
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: an okay face.

925
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of an off brand Josh Holloway.

926
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 2: Yes, And if you bring that to them, maybe they'll

927
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 2: be able to dig through the files or something and

928
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: you can report back to us later with just like

929
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: a text.

930
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: I don't think it has to be a call, you.

931
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 3: Know, I could or I could just bring you the

932
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 3: I'll just bring it to you. I'll bring you all

933
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: write it down.

934
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're in a mobile, we're in a

935
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: mobile viewing unit, and we don't have control of where

936
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 1: it goes.

937
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 3: You're control of where the mobile, Yeah.

938
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: Where it's one of these tours they do now where

939
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: you get in an RV they're playing the show casual

940
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 1: and then it just sort of zips you around the city.

941
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: The windows are blacked out, you never know where you.

942
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 3: Are, and he's not in the credits of his own show.

943
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 1: It moves so fast. And as I said, the pause

944
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 1: buttons broken, Tom, which I wish you know. Yeah, I

945
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: poured some stuff on it to try to get it unstuck,

946
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: and that seems to have just shorted out the whole thing.

947
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: So if you could get that in, I mean, that

948
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: would be huge for the show.

949
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 3: SAG.

950
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: You said, if you want to go down to the

951
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: SAG building, Yeah, and just kind of see if they'll

952
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: let you in the file room there and pull this

953
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: dog's file.

954
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 2: That is that that that's how you can help. That

955
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 2: would be great, Tom. And then it's going going home.

956
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: I think would be just a cool way.

957
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: To what a great tribute to the show to sort

958
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,839
Speaker 1: of go home and just reflect on what it meant

959
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 1: to all of us.

960
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:26,240
Speaker 3: Uh huh, what about tonight? What about tonight? What's tonight?

961
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: Like, don't say tonight, Please don't say tonight, because I

962
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: want to see you so bad and that's saying the

963
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: only time that I can't how long are you in?

964
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: How long are you in town?

965
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 3: Probably like eleven weeks.

966
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's the worst diving all the.

967
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 3: Way through to the Bills bye week.

968
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's because that is like kind of when I'm opening.

969
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 2: That's when when the Bills are finally when the Bills

970
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: kind of get a break.

971
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they could sort of regroup a little bit and

972
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: rest some of their play. That's when we're going to

973
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: be Uh, that's when we're going to be open.

974
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 2: But you have like other friends and stuff here, right,

975
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 2: you have a lot of stuff that that that that

976
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 2: you can be doing out with us.

977
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go on the I'm Dying up Here tour,

978
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 3: which is.

979
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: Pretty that's great. Yeah, that'll be so fun. You just

980
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: had we just had Clark Duke here. Yeah, I've been

981
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: on the Undying.

982
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 2: Up Yeah, Clark Clark was here, not in any like

983
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: he wasn't gonna be here to celebrate the show or

984
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: don't talk to Clark.

985
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, he just was here, I think

986
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: recording ads for an Ida podcast that they're doing. I

987
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: call it Ida. I d u h.

988
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 3: I call it duh because it's like, is it your

989
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 3: favorite show? Of course it is.

990
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,959
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's I guess he's he sounds happy. Yeah,

991
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: well I'm sorried about him. But well that's so nice. T.

992
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 2: That's really nice, Tom, And thank you for calling. And

993
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 2: I'm so that we couldn't work anything out with that doing.

994
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: Just the worst. Eleven weeks for this to come up.

995
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: And I wish we'd known ahead of time. But good

996
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: luck with the show. I'd love to see that. You know,

997
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: you're you're such a great story. You're a great choice

998
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: for it. You have a lot to say about that stuff.

999
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: I know, so I am sure it'll Richie.

1000
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 3: Richie has a lot to say about it.

1001
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I don't spoil anything.

1002
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,240
Speaker 3: But you can guess.

1003
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 2: But I but I am glad you're having fun. You

1004
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 2: you you sound like you're in a great place.

1005
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 3: La brings a good side of me out. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

1006
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 3: you sound don so Sonny out here.

1007
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: I know I live here. You sound healthy, you sound sane.

1008
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: It's so great that you're kind of doing it. You're

1009
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: taking a stab, and so I'm good. We are very sorry.

1010
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: Yeah that it didn't work out. Yeah, that sucks. Maybe

1011
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: if we're New.

1012
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 3: York, boys will be boys, right yeah?

1013
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: Where the boys?

1014
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, we are no matter and it doesn't We

1015
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 2: don't even have to hang out and get together for

1016
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 2: us to always be the boys.

1017
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: That's what I love about our dynamic. Even if we

1018
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: don't see each other for years at a time, or

1019
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: talk or interact in any way, it's just always right back.

1020
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: It's better with where we left.

1021
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 2: It cheapens it almost for us to be in the

1022
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 2: same place or even like having this conversation.

1023
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: It's still watered down for us to be directly interacting

1024
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: instead of sort of letting it speak for itself, the

1025
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:44,439
Speaker 1: relationship that exists even when we're apart.

1026
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe we if we're in New York, we

1027
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: can like yah, yeah you know.

1028
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah yeah. I don't know if that's if

1029
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: he did.

1030
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: No, I yeah, I think we had just kind of

1031
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 2: reached a normal endto the conversation. I think he was

1032
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: saying that to like some you know, wherever he was

1033
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 2: a cab driver. Yeah, probably did, like one of the

1034
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 2: cab drivers around here.

1035
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm glad we got through that.

1036
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: Painlessly because I didn't want to tell him that we

1037
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 2: were doing spectacular.

1038
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: I was where he would find out from Julie or something.

1039
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: Which where is Julie? Yeah, that is strange. She must

1040
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: be at the hospital, Kevin. Do you want to go

1041
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: check the lobby and just see if anybody, Yeah, just

1042
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: see if everybody showed up.

1043
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I thought he would come and like do

1044
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 2: that basically, yeah, I'd be like, oh, it's like our

1045
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 2: show and all that. So I just thought it better

1046
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: to just you know what I mean, mm hmmmm hmm.

1047
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 2: I And I'm glad he's here for so I thought

1048
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 2: he would maybe come here just for this, and I

1049
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 2: sort of wonder if that is actually what happened.

1050
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did feel like, first of all, he's not

1051
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: qualified to be a story editor. No, no, And secondly,

1052
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: that show doesn't really need him even if he was

1053
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: Like they kind of had heard hi, handled I feel

1054
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: like they are inside.

1055
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: And I had heard him talking about how he was

1056
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 2: gonna do that, and I am maybe thinking it actually

1057
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 2: did not come through. But now he feels like he

1058
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 2: has to say that he's still doing it. But I

1059
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 2: think he might have come out here to just do this.

1060
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: Well, it's like you if they've really got Ritchie and Cognito, like,

1061
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: give him the ball and let run with it. I

1062
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: know that they don't need Tom sort of slowing him down,

1063
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 1: I know, I know. So that starting to fall apart

1064
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: that idea, and then the eleven weeks must have just

1065
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: been like when he could afford a ticket back.

1066
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 2: Yes, I think that he had to buy it that

1067
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: far in advance. Yeah, that's that's what I think as well.

1068
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 2: And I think he's like the bye week thing. I

1069
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: think he's like catching the Bills plane.

1070
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think they play the Los Angeles Chargers, his

1071
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: favorite team the week before. Yes, And then and he's to.

1072
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 2: Get on the plane back to Buffalo, which is like, yeah,

1073
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 2: and we'll he'll get back to because he.

1074
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: Has a Bills jersey. That's one of the items of

1075
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: clothing that he wears. And I think he feels like

1076
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: he can probably just sort of slide into line with

1077
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: those players and get back on the plane if he

1078
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: sort of puts like EyeBlack on. So I think we

1079
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: got through that. Okay, he's a nice guy, sweetheart, total sweetheart.

1080
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: I am rooting for him.

1081
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: I just don't I didn't want this to be and

1082
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 2: even with and even with having nobody else I do

1083
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 2: think it's better.

1084
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,800
Speaker 1: It's better, Yes, if it's between nobody as a guest

1085
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: and no guests, Kevin reading guests, yes, and Tom being

1086
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: the guest. I would say, you want to go with nobody? Ever,

1087
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,799
Speaker 1: you don't even want to release this episode every time

1088
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: the time? And nice guy.

1089
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 2: We could have done that. I guess we could have

1090
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 2: had him here and like and then have Brett like

1091
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 2: like spill something on the board.

1092
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then pretend and we're we bring in like

1093
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: a dummy board or like a fake board, and then

1094
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 1: we have it get just destroyed in front of him

1095
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: so that he stops asking. Yeah, because he's a good kid.

1096
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: He's so nice. He's a really nice kid. Yeah. And

1097
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: he sounds good. I'm glad he's doing so. Oh he

1098
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: sounds great. He sounds great. Best I've heard him in

1099
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: a while, and a great kid.

1100
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 4: Colin sent me a note to give to you guys.

1101
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 4: Should I should I read it? Yeah, it says Oi bros.

1102
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 4: Two hundred episodes, bloody hell, congratulations, cheeky Bostard's I knew

1103
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,560
Speaker 4: you had it in you. I was telling me mates

1104
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,359
Speaker 4: in the lift up to the pub, Sean and Hayes

1105
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 4: an't wink as the winners any who. Every milestone episode,

1106
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 4: I send the host a copy of their signed contracts

1107
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 4: just to remind him what the deal is. Blimey, looks

1108
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 4: like you're halfway through your two year contract. It's only

1109
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 4: fifty two more episodes until we re signed for another

1110
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 4: one hundred and four. Keep up the great work, Fish

1111
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 4: and Chips, Colin, what.

1112
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 2: Does that mean if we have to do What is

1113
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: that saying? You're halfway through your two year contract so

1114
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,919
Speaker 2: we have to do more?

1115
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1116
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,720
Speaker 4: Or what you break your contract?

1117
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh well, here's the problem for me. My word is oak.

1118
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. If I say I'm going to do one

1119
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: hundred and four episodes, yeah, I've done fifty two. So

1120
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: this is what I was thinking. My word is oak.

1121
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 2: Yes, like if I make a promise, it's forged in fire.

1122
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,959
Speaker 1: Sorry for me, Okay, oak is no are you saying?

1123
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 5: Okay?

1124
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 2: Oak is a powerful wood. Yeah, it's one of the

1125
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 2: strongest woods known to mand and no promise made an

1126
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 2: oak is unbreakable.

1127
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,879
Speaker 5: I've never heard that.

1128
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: My words the perfect baseball bet. My word is an

1129
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 1: oaken promise it. Yeah, that's what you would have to do.

1130
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 1: I actually can use my muscles to hit the home run.

1131
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm freaking dingentators and and and Hayes is the tea.

1132
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: He sets it up. I blasted over the seton field wall.

1133
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 5: But for me, by me, I jump over the centerfield

1134
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 5: wall and I catch it.

1135
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 1: No you can't, you can't jump this highway. Yeah.

1136
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 5: I climbed the wall with my momentum.

1137
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: The walls not built well if your foot goes right

1138
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: through it.

1139
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's it's so far. Now you're on the

1140
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 2: highway and you get crushed.

1141
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're getting run over back dead by a

1142
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: Peterbilt truck.

1143
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 2: And so for me, my promise is not even oak.

1144
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,839
Speaker 2: It is the Smithy is is forging it. One thing,

1145
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 2: solid steel. One thing the.

1146
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: Freaking Peterbilt truck that runs you over. It's got one

1147
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 1: of those mud flaps. It looks like a Babe silhouette.

1148
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,240
Speaker 5: Yeah's got the balls hanging.

1149
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: You know. I didn't say that truck nuts. Yeah, you're

1150
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: the Smithy's forging years out of solid steel.

1151
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 2: The Smithy is forging my promise. And he's sort of

1152
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 2: bringing it out with the tongs and it's got like

1153
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 2: sparks flying all over my promise. And he's hammering it,

1154
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: uh like to be this like powerful weapon.

1155
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: That's so interesting because I hate to get into more

1156
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:10,000
Speaker 1: Hollywood advice. Just as we're uh you know, sort of

1157
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: ending the show slash.

1158
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 5: To are people coming in and I'm catching your home run?

1159
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: Right at what time?

1160
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 4: I'm still catching it technically one o'clock?

1161
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: But who is it?

1162
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 4: It's spontanean nation?

1163
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: Okay, great? So uh So it's interesting for me because

1164
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: as you bring up the smithy, it's like, well, why

1165
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: is the guest? I'll look it up. So why It's like,

1166
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 1: why is it? You know, why is my word not

1167
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: sparks flying off it? Like we said, is molten steel? Red?

1168
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut up, I'm going to get through this.

1169
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: Why is my word not that? And the reason is

1170
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: my word's oak already. And I have a different metaphor

1171
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: about a blacksmith that I like to use sort of

1172
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 1: about the Japanese sword making technique, our philosophy as folding

1173
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: the sword. And as I'm making this show and I'm

1174
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: making for you, yeah, to talk about I keep folding

1175
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: the sort what does that mean? Well, you heat the

1176
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: metal up until you're able to reveal the weak points

1177
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: in the steel. For instance, maybe I heat up your promise.

1178
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: Your promise is a hot sword. I heat it up,

1179
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: and then I see, oh, this spot is weaker, and

1180
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 1: I fold the steel again, until ultimately there is no

1181
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: weak point and it's a solid rod of power that

1182
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:44,439
Speaker 1: I can use to slay the all the frowns in America. Yeah,

1183
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: the ogre has become these sort of frowny faces of

1184
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: people who aren't laughing and and aren't learning and having

1185
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: fun and listening to funny podcasts, cool and nice and

1186
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: fun and nice guys and smart.

1187
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 2: That's inspiring to me, and it's making me feel like

1188
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 2: we could be sort of doing it, contributing to what TJ.

1189
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: Miller is doing basically mm hmm.

1190
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 2: And just like getting out there being sort of America's

1191
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 2: court jester, uh in a way court joker.

1192
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: Yes, and and I have And just to issue a warning,

1193
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: I'd like to issue a warning to the status quo

1194
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: status quo. If you're out there, I'd be very nervous.

1195
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: I'd be very uncomfortable with what we're talking about doing,

1196
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: which is we're talking about joining the ranks of TJ.

1197
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: Miller and decimating you.

1198
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 2: And operating alongside him and occasionally teaming.

1199
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: Up mm hmm. Yeah, working alongside him and sometimes working

1200
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: directly in with him, sort of doing a thing where

1201
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: we're holding annihilate, he's holding, we're holding his ankles, doing

1202
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: like a three way cartwheel and rolling together.

1203
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the forces of boredom are being smashed.

1204
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: M Yeah.

1205
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 2: And so now that I'm actually really charged up and

1206
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: I'm inspired to this for another year.

1207
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: And it's even though I do have to, I'm also

1208
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: doing it because I want, because I want to, and

1209
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,959
Speaker 1: I'm choosing to, and we're gonna keep making the show

1210
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: and people can stop talking about how they're like ready

1211
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: to say goodbye to it and just fuck right off

1212
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: and just listen to it because.

1213
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 2: That because that that makes me not want to do it.

1214
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 2: But what makes me do want to do it is

1215
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 2: how good I am at it and.

1216
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: Just seeing good it's going to be, and just seeing

1217
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: all the great guests we were able to get together

1218
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 1: for this show and how much people still.

1219
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,919
Speaker 2: Want to show this after yes, although after we get

1220
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 2: everyone's voices to come in here, it'll be like yes, yes,

1221
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 2: and so it'll be like Okay, it'll be.

1222
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 1: Like wow, you guys, like you guys really cared about

1223
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: the show. This much. I can't believe we got all

1224
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: this support for all.

1225
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 2: The people that like our our friends and also love

1226
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 2: our comedy and our fans, you know, like the like

1227
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 2: the fans like they really want us to keep going

1228
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 2: and this and they're not just writing off the show

1229
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 2: like it's already over.

1230
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: And this would be a spot bread where we probably

1231
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: do risk using some music because we just want it

1232
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: to feel like, yeah, it's good something and.

1233
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 5: I'll write something for that. Now.

1234
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 2: We want to maybe bring that song back, bring the

1235
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 2: song back you were playing before, and just kind of

1236
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 2: like gradually play it.

1237
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 5: My word, My word is the neutrons. Just play, just

1238
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 5: put the word is a neutron. Stars in the universe.

1239
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: It's so yeah, yeah, it's too far away. That's too

1240
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 1: far that's too far way to even be relevant. It's

1241
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: too far away from your words.

1242
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 3: It is going to take.

1243
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 2: That we like see every day, which is like oh

1244
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 2: like around and Smithy's yes, things that are like actually

1245
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 2: useful and not something you're using so far away.

1246
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: Swords and oak, the two things that you literally touch

1247
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: every day in your life as just a citizen of society.

1248
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 2: Play the song Brett okay, so it will be like

1249
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 2: you know what if you guys, you guys want us

1250
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 2: to come back, and then like, part of what we'll

1251
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 2: get is everyone individually going yeah, and then you'll combine

1252
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 2: it and we'll say go ahead, oh fuck you and boredom,

1253
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 2: you're dead, normalcy, the status quo, social mores, and even

1254
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 2: the law get out of our way, because here comes

1255
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 2: funny jokes and information and learning and Hollywood stuff, which

1256
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 2: is part of what the show is about.

1257
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: And guests and me and Hayes. Yes, you thought you

1258
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 1: were gonna play a song. You thought you were gonna

1259
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 1: get rid of us. We're never going away. We're gonna

1260
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: kill you. We're gonna do this show for a thousand years,

1261
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: and we don't like it anymore, and you're not gonna

1262
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: like it anymore by the time we're done, because we're

1263
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: gonna be six feet under, will be worm food and

1264
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: hang on, Paul Tompkins, and hang on and work, and

1265
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: we'll keep doing it and we probably still have to

1266
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: record ads, right and so and that and deal with

1267
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 1: this and one more thing, I wait, what were you

1268
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:08,200
Speaker 1: gonna do? Are you gonna do? I had a and

1269
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: one more thing he said, and Kevin said, and what

1270
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,080
Speaker 1: about my pie.

1271
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna say. You thought you weren't

1272
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 4: gonna get any pies, You actually got two.

1273
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm a horny girl wolf. This has been an Earwolf production,

1274
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: executive produced by Scott Ackerman, Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon.

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01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: For more information and content, visit earwolf dot com. Oh