Speaker 1: Forever. Hello, Well, is it me you're looking for? I
Speaker 1: should have said that. Okay, let's let's start over. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. No, no, no, no, no, we did it already.
Speaker 1: It's next next week.
Speaker 2: No, you can do it next week, next week. Hello, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I already said it. No no, no, Hurrie, come on no.
Speaker 1: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Yes, clearly, because I can't really hear myself, I can
Speaker 2: hear you, baby, yo.
Speaker 1: When zoom dies, that is the day that we dance. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't want no more zooms zoom zooms. Oh thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm let me hear say wayo, wayo zoom zoom zoom
Speaker 2: zoom zoom.
Speaker 1: And let me hear you say wayo. Whoa girl you're looking?
Speaker 1: Also fine, let me lick you up and down.
Speaker 2: Nasty ass songs in the nineties they were so gross,
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: That's real music, right.
Speaker 2: There was time now, yeah, I mean, speaking of a
Speaker 2: better time. Last week, I had a great time with
Speaker 2: you listening to the episode.
Speaker 1: My friend.
Speaker 2: You know the people who reached out, y'all nosy as
Speaker 2: nosy nosy and you need to just simmer down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I wish I could provide that type of entertainment all
Speaker 2: the weekly, but weekly, but I can't you know what are.
Speaker 3: About?
Speaker 2: They just want to know who the person is, or
Speaker 2: am I in a relationship now?
Speaker 1: Or this.
Speaker 2: My ex note like stuff like that, and it's just like,
Speaker 2: we're not friends guys. Like I know, we say hey, friends,
Speaker 2: but we're not friends.
Speaker 1: I mean we are friends.
Speaker 2: I am pretty I respond all the time, but it's
Speaker 2: just like, why why you.
Speaker 1: Want to know all this stuff? Come on?
Speaker 2: Why can I just tell my business and you just
Speaker 2: be okay with it? This why I don't never want
Speaker 2: to tell my business?
Speaker 1: Yo? Speaking of telling your business.
Speaker 2: So that episode was so juicy that the person that
Speaker 2: I'm sleeping would listen to it and now and now
Speaker 2: he's actively listening to the podcast. He sent me a
Speaker 2: message today and said, literally at literally ten minutes ago,
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I want to do poppers
Speaker 2: all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: Tell me why. I was mad but turned on listening
Speaker 1: dead ass.
Speaker 2: Yes, he listened to the E Preyho episode, which he
Speaker 2: told me he was not going to listen to. So
Speaker 2: I just some reflecting this week. I had to listen
Speaker 2: to some old episodes too to see what what we've
Speaker 2: been talking talking about over the last year.
Speaker 1: Well, oh, let's review, friend.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like people, of course, people think
Speaker 2: that we're all friends.
Speaker 1: We be we be very graphic on here, very detailed.
Speaker 1: What's the most graphic thing that was said on the pod?
Speaker 1: I mean anytime we say the words squirting, that's pretty graphic. Friend.
Speaker 1: That's like, if I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to run for office in a couple of years,
Speaker 2: we gotta scrub the internet of this episode, all of
Speaker 2: these episodes. I wouldn't recommend you running for office because
Speaker 2: I want I want my friend happy.
Speaker 1: You know you don't. You don't see me as a
Speaker 1: city compatroller. You don't see as a da Foston.
Speaker 2: You don't see that, No, because you'll be miserable. I
Speaker 2: think that's that's what I don't want. I want a
Speaker 2: happy Marine, And I know that that won't happen with
Speaker 2: you doing any type of political anything.
Speaker 1: Sidney. You don't know my life.
Speaker 2: Maybe next year, maybe this last year was whole year,
Speaker 2: this year is sad year, and next year is politics. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, obviously I'll support whatever you're doing because i'm
Speaker 2: your better half.
Speaker 1: But you know my better half, so I I am
Speaker 1: my worst half. Heard you. Thank you for breaking down
Speaker 1: the mathematics for me. Thank god. Wow wow wow wow
Speaker 1: wow wow wow wow Marie.
Speaker 2: I want to ask you. Wait, I don't know if
Speaker 2: we do. I remember, have we talked about this?
Speaker 1: What you want your wedding? That looked like no, no,
Speaker 1: I want wedding.
Speaker 3: You talked about your wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I want to know about you, Marie? What about
Speaker 1: Can you give me a can you give me a
Speaker 1: recap when your wedding? I don't remember what you said.
Speaker 1: I don't remember either, but.
Speaker 3: You talked about wanting Marie to potentially walk you down
Speaker 3: the aisle.
Speaker 2: I think didn't know she asked me to be her
Speaker 2: best man best man. I did say that, and I
Speaker 2: said I was gonna wear a little suit.
Speaker 1: Can I wear yellow?
Speaker 2: Can I wear like a yellow TUXI like a yellow
Speaker 2: fitted suit to your wedding. I think that feels like easter,
Speaker 2: and no, it's gonna be like, uh no, it would
Speaker 2: be hot. I don't know. It might be a little easter.
Speaker 2: But I look good and yellow. I mean I also
Speaker 2: look good in red. Yeah, but then I would have
Speaker 2: to have my wedding like the color coordinated with like
Speaker 2: white and yellows.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So what's the wedding colors? Friends? So I
Speaker 1: could pick out the suit. I don't know yet. But
Speaker 1: we we're not talking about me. We talking about you.
Speaker 1: What's your wedding? Don't look like? What would get if
Speaker 1: you get married? What? Like?
Speaker 2: What kind of dress? How many people? Where are we
Speaker 2: gonna be? Is a destination?
Speaker 1: Are you? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's destination. I think it's here. I
Speaker 2: think it's here in New York.
Speaker 1: Can Jam come?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, Jim can't come.
Speaker 2: Jam is perched over Sidney's shoulder like the Angel and
Speaker 2: devil in.
Speaker 1: Like cartoon times. He's both. He's both the Angel and
Speaker 1: the devil.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's how much space he's taking up on Sidney's shoulders.
Speaker 1: I think the wedding is here. I think it is
Speaker 1: in my mind.
Speaker 2: It's not big, but you know it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: big deal because I'm gonna be super famous, so everyone's gonna.
Speaker 1: Want to come. That's in the next five years.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, I realistically don't know if I want
Speaker 2: to get married, But no, I don't think in the
Speaker 2: next five years. I don't want to get married until
Speaker 2: after I've been in a couple entanglements with some Hollywood people.
Speaker 2: You know, I said, in the next five years is
Speaker 2: a lot of time, friend, five years is.
Speaker 1: Not enough time to really hold it up in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need a good eight to ten
Speaker 2: years to like really be nasty. You know, you've already
Speaker 2: lived your life. Okay, it's no, I haven't, Sydney.
Speaker 1: No, I have not lived my life. No one's ever
Speaker 1: spit in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I thought that was last week.
Speaker 1: On to the next.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm just I'm just saying that that's never
Speaker 2: happened to me. So, like, how can I settle down
Speaker 2: if I've never wanted someone to do that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Have I ever been in love? You know, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like that is.
Speaker 3: Said that you might be last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, but that's that's we're talking about the past.
Speaker 2: And have up until this point, had I ever been
Speaker 2: in love and to have them put their spit in
Speaker 2: my mouth?
Speaker 3: Already doing it though with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, yes, yes, yes, yes, but that's not
Speaker 2: the same as.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not like that, friend, It's it's way more second.
Speaker 2: It's it's no, no, it's it's a just a like
Speaker 2: a one too you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know. I've been to some really
Speaker 1: cool weddings. Have you going to one?
Speaker 2: Carolina's wedding is going to be a picnic wedding and
Speaker 2: everyone has to wear white.
Speaker 1: I like that. I just you know, you.
Speaker 2: Want the photos to look good realisticly, that's all that
Speaker 2: matters is do the photos look good after the wedding
Speaker 2: is over. Yeah. It's just I feel like people spend
Speaker 2: so much money on weddings and it's just one day,
Speaker 2: you know, but not.
Speaker 1: Every wedding has to be crazy expensive.
Speaker 2: You know, you said a budget that's realistic and then
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 1: Got to stick to it.
Speaker 2: I think weddings are expensive typically because people invite too
Speaker 2: many people. We're inviting people because I'm mom is like, oh,
Speaker 2: well you're your sister's cousin's aunt.
Speaker 1: First grade teacher wants to come. You have to invite her,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 2: But to be honest, it's like, after this pandemic, people
Speaker 2: really have figured out what exactly they want to do
Speaker 2: and where they want to go, and if they don't
Speaker 2: feel like going to your wedding, they're not going. So
Speaker 2: I actually think people are more inclined to say no
Speaker 2: now to weddings.
Speaker 1: I mean, were you not saying no to weddings before this?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Definitely.
Speaker 2: I mean, but there was a couple of years that
Speaker 2: I was just like saying yes, yes, yes, yes yes.
Speaker 2: And it's like, why am I going all the way
Speaker 2: to Maine? Like why am I doing this?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I love that you're in love, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can only go to like my best friend's weddings
Speaker 2: right now. I think that's where I'm at. It's so
Speaker 2: funny that you described a whole destination wedding that you
Speaker 2: want us to go to. Feels very aggressive for you
Speaker 2: to think that I got it like that.
Speaker 1: You will because you will be famous and rich. It
Speaker 1: sounded like the wedding was in May, so I don't
Speaker 1: know in May? Will Marie? You're gonna blow up? You.
Speaker 2: You keep putting out content on Instagram that I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can't even believe we're friends.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, the week video I'm gonna do. You're so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a series. I think you should.
Speaker 2: It's really really good writing. You look great. You're so funny.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't even keep up. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a video, and I was like, you
Speaker 2: know what, no, never mind, But I think that's what
Speaker 2: social media is now, right like or for me anyway,
Speaker 2: Like I'll see somebody put something up or post something
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, yeah, I too should post, and
Speaker 2: then it's like it's like do I maybe tomorrow? And
Speaker 2: then it's like a, it's not peak posting hours. Let
Speaker 2: me wait till.
Speaker 1: Thursday at tenna it you know it's and then I
Speaker 1: won't post anything for like two weeks.
Speaker 2: But everything that you do put up is gold and
Speaker 2: it's really inspiring and it makes me feel like, wow,
Speaker 2: I'm we're thriving. When I see your posts do well,
Speaker 2: I'm like that was us.
Speaker 1: Look at us thriving. Yes, yes, we're doing very well.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I write real, sappy, transparent posts that go that do
Speaker 2: really well, and then you do funny stuff and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is why we work.
Speaker 1: What's the last sappy post that you posted.
Speaker 2: About my three year anniversary? And just like really happy
Speaker 2: that you know I made it. And I know that
Speaker 2: there's tons of people who didn't make it through the quarantine,
Speaker 2: either with sobriety or just like they didn't live. So
Speaker 2: I'm like just really blessed to be where I'm at,
Speaker 2: and I'm like hoping and praying that anybody who's reading
Speaker 2: it is like, can still go on because there is hope.
Speaker 3: Mhm.
Speaker 1: You said all that while you were sending a text. No,
Speaker 1: I said, you're setting Jam. I'm petting Jam. I'm petting Jam.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying that that still is valid. I can
Speaker 2: pet my cat and hit you with some philosophical I
Speaker 2: can pet my cat and hit you with some facts.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought you were gonna say. Last night,
Speaker 2: I was up watching the DMX Snoop Dogg Versus. It
Speaker 2: was I love your transition, bitch. It was because because
Speaker 2: what were we just talking about? We were talking about No,
Speaker 2: I was talking about my sappy post. Yes, yes, and
Speaker 2: then I said pet my cat and I wrapped, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: DMX anyway, It was really it was really good. They're
Speaker 1: like such.
Speaker 2: Old ass uncles, Like it was fun to watch these
Speaker 2: two guys, Like, I mean, DMX is out of shape, but.
Speaker 1: He was expect do you expect him to be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's he's really funny.
Speaker 1: We should get him on the knit. We should get
Speaker 1: DMX wave.
Speaker 2: He's really funny the two of them together, like funny
Speaker 2: old dudes? Why were they so funny? Like, give me
Speaker 2: some lines? That was funny.
Speaker 1: I mean I saw Snoop Dogg dancing and I was like, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: Uncle Snoop his eyes. I was like, does he have
Speaker 1: a thyroid problem? I don't know it just no. I
Speaker 1: think maybe we just are used to him always having
Speaker 1: sunglasses on.
Speaker 2: Maybe, and then when he takes his off, You're like, oh, snap,
Speaker 2: he got the Wendy Williams eyes.
Speaker 1: But like, yes, ma'am, no offense.
Speaker 2: Anybody listening out here who is battling thyroid problems and
Speaker 2: has Wendy William's eyes. Shout out to y'all, shout out
Speaker 2: to you look at my eyes always. You guys could see, though, Andrew,
Speaker 2: what would your wedding look like?
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that. I've seen some like really cute,
Speaker 3: uh weddings like on top of like Brooklyn rooftops. I
Speaker 3: think that's cute, like small, intimate Sydney. How many She
Speaker 3: doesn't agree?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Me and Marie went to a rooftop wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's wedding we go to?
Speaker 1: That was on Ryan Oh that was nice. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was really pretty. Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Would be cute. I don't want to how many you think?
Speaker 2: You think in like fifty people, you think in one
Speaker 2: hundred people, you're thinking less.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty people people is enough.
Speaker 3: I feel like fifty is like more than enough. Right,
Speaker 3: It's like, think about like how many people like you
Speaker 3: actually like can like chill with. Like it's not more
Speaker 3: than fifty people, right.
Speaker 1: But that's you, We're not what what is your man
Speaker 1: bring into the relationship? How many people?
Speaker 3: That's true?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, how could you think about you? Andrew?
Speaker 2: Andrew, Andrew, you're already ready for marriage thinking about you
Speaker 2: and not even thinking about him.
Speaker 1: I think you're ready.
Speaker 3: I'm clearly so ready. It's like this got one hundred
Speaker 3: seems like maybe.
Speaker 1: Maybe seventy five. No, I think one hundred people is proper.
Speaker 3: I don't I want my husband to bring more people
Speaker 3: than I do.
Speaker 1: I think that might okay, So.
Speaker 2: Then maybe maybe you don't bring you're not bringing fifty,
Speaker 2: Maybe you're bringing twenty five people.
Speaker 3: Five, Yeah, maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: You're bringing thirty.
Speaker 2: You're inviting thirty people to the wedding, right, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean yeah, I feel like seventy five to one hundred people,
Speaker 2: it feels like more.
Speaker 1: Than enough wedding guests.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you got to feed these people and you
Speaker 2: have to pay at least one hundred per per plate
Speaker 2: at least I mean, I mean, I guess it depends
Speaker 2: on what the catering situation is.
Speaker 1: Like I went to a wedding.
Speaker 2: In San Francisco a couple of years ago, and they
Speaker 2: got married in their backyard and then.
Speaker 1: We like had like a parade route to some park
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 2: Was like food trucks like all over the place.
Speaker 1: And that's what the reception was, was us like eating.
Speaker 2: Outside right that I don't feel like that was one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars a person. But again I don't know how
Speaker 2: much food trucks cost, you know, but it was nice.
Speaker 2: They had like a band come and they we marched
Speaker 2: down like through the streaks.
Speaker 1: That's really beautiful.
Speaker 2: Now, how expensive was it for you to like go
Speaker 2: to this wedding. Well, I was with somebody at the time,
Speaker 2: and I feel like he paid for my plane ticket,
Speaker 2: so it was FREEKD for me.
Speaker 1: Also, I think he paid for the airbnb, So it
Speaker 1: was like a reding. This wedding. You just showed up.
Speaker 2: I just showed up. I just showed up and called
Speaker 2: the bride the wrong name. Okay, now, do you know iconic?
Speaker 2: Do you believe that if like your partner or whatever
Speaker 2: is invited to a wedding and you're their plus one,
Speaker 2: do they have to pay for you?
Speaker 1: They don't have to pay for you.
Speaker 2: But if you're if I'm saying I don't know if
Speaker 2: I want to go, like if I'm saying, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I want to go to this wedding,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I have it and you want me to come,
Speaker 1: then yeah, get it.
Speaker 2: Come about those pockets, right, because I wasn't planning to
Speaker 2: fly to San Francisco.
Speaker 1: These are his friends. Yeah, we're his people.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I've met them once or twice,
Speaker 2: but like not enough to jump on a plane for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then San Francisco is not cheap. No, like
Speaker 1: the city itself.
Speaker 3: Is not cheap.
Speaker 2: Right, Hey, San Francisco, Remember when we were there in January?
Speaker 2: Doesn't that feel like nine years ago? Nine fucking years ago.
Speaker 2: I saw the pictures and I was like, damn man,
Speaker 2: we did not realize how beautiful this moment was until.
Speaker 1: Now, shout out to Byron Bauers.
Speaker 2: Oh we missed him, Ah, I should we should reach
Speaker 2: out to him.
Speaker 1: He was so funny and bizarre. Yeah, he was really great.
Speaker 1: He was talking about mushrooms and banging old ladies.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, he did talk about that, and I was like, hmm,
Speaker 2: do I want to be that person?
Speaker 1: I mean, Marie, what's the oldest you've ever been with?
Speaker 1: Ten years older than me? Okay, so that's ten years
Speaker 1: older than me.
Speaker 2: I was I was like twenty two, it was thirty two,
Speaker 2: and now thinking about it.
Speaker 1: First of all, I would never.
Speaker 2: Date a man that was that much younger than me.
Speaker 2: A twenty two year old doesn't know anything.
Speaker 1: To the twenty two year olds that are listening to this,
Speaker 1: you guys are smart.
Speaker 2: But like, what are you talking to with twenty one
Speaker 2: or hey, Andrew, what are you twenty one or twenty
Speaker 2: two years old about?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, I don't know. Oh, my laptop
Speaker 1: is going to die. I need to charge it. City.
Speaker 1: What's the oldest that you not? Not that? Not that old?
Speaker 2: Maybe when I was younger, probably ten, probably ten. I
Speaker 2: mean I was I was pulling stunts when I was
Speaker 2: in college. I was making not great choices. And now
Speaker 2: looking back on the people that were I remember when
Speaker 2: I dated this guy because I thought he was rich,
Speaker 2: because oh my god, remember dating people because he thought
Speaker 2: they had money.
Speaker 1: I thought, all right, his name was I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: His name was James, and I actually remember his last
Speaker 2: name too. This when I tell you he bamboozled the
Speaker 2: fuck out, did you?
Speaker 1: Why did you think he was rich?
Speaker 2: He had one well one He lived on west End
Speaker 2: Avenue and that's a that's a really good avenue.
Speaker 1: That's like old money in New York City, So you
Speaker 1: know he was He was a butler.
Speaker 2: No, he worked for I think like finance or something
Speaker 2: like that. Okay, like or like JP Morgan or something,
Speaker 2: and you know, more money, more money. But he was
Speaker 2: going through a divorce and I think I think his
Speaker 2: wife or whatever X or whatever was taken him for
Speaker 2: everything everything. And he lived he lived in a in
Speaker 2: a brownstone, so Brownstone, finance, Olden. He has a car
Speaker 2: Weston money. I was like, oh, go to his place,
Speaker 2: fucking dungeon like it was. It was a Brownstone, but
Speaker 2: it needed to be re revenge. Uh venvated. I know
Speaker 2: what you want to say. Now I can't remember renovated, Yes, renovated.
Speaker 2: It needed to be gutted. It was disgusting, and I
Speaker 2: was like, please don't turn on the lights.
Speaker 1: Please don't turn on the lights. Turn on the lights. Yikes,
Speaker 1: is that a bug? Wait?
Speaker 2: You said, please don't turn on the lights. I need
Speaker 2: to see what's happening in here. Turn on all of
Speaker 2: the lights. No lights, no grassy Yes, but we did,
Speaker 2: and then I obviously had sex with him because I
Speaker 2: was like on the floor.
Speaker 1: I was, no, one is really really yucky.
Speaker 2: Velvet green couch that looked like it could possibly be
Speaker 2: in like a vampire's like apartment or whatever, a velvet
Speaker 2: green couch. Since he found that couch on the street,
Speaker 2: Yes he.
Speaker 1: Did, he did. He was not stooping on stooping NYC.
Speaker 1: That's where he found. Yeo, that was a bedbug couch.
Speaker 2: Hooked up with him bad like penis flaccid, like just
Speaker 2: last ye like. But I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of money right now, and
Speaker 2: this guy is going to take care of me.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 2: When I tell you he asked me for money? Oh
Speaker 2: how much money? I wanted to throw my whole body away?
Speaker 2: How much money did he ask you for for like
Speaker 2: four hundred dollars for what rant something didn't like go
Speaker 2: through and like he had like paid for alimony or
Speaker 2: something like that. I don't know, and so his account
Speaker 2: was frozen and he needed to pay for something for
Speaker 2: his son d his son for his son that was
Speaker 2: the same age as you girl, pretty much basically. And
Speaker 2: I was working at Victoria's Secret at the time. Did
Speaker 2: you give him four hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, are you crazy? I gave him one hundred anyway.
Speaker 2: So it was such a bad situation and I'm just
Speaker 2: so glad that I got out of it knowing my worth.
Speaker 2: So your worth is one hundred dollars, Your worth is
Speaker 2: negative three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Yo. His car was so beat up.
Speaker 2: He was like, this is like vintage, and I was like,
Speaker 2: does that mean you need to throw it away?
Speaker 1: Like what? Such not a cute car, it was.
Speaker 2: That's not how you do an old dude, and that's
Speaker 2: definitely not how you try to get a be a
Speaker 2: sugar baby.
Speaker 1: But the way he presented himself it seemed like.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's got it coins on coins on coins.
Speaker 1: That didn't happen.
Speaker 2: It was really embarrassing and It reminded me of like
Speaker 2: how I need to do better. Yeah, well, that reminds
Speaker 2: me of the time I went to this man's house
Speaker 2: because I also thought he was rich.
Speaker 1: It might have been the same.
Speaker 2: No, this guy lived in Brooklyn and that your guy
Speaker 2: was white. No he was black.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't you don't don't Alex English me, Okay, sorry, this
Speaker 2: guy was black and he was like, honestly thinking about
Speaker 2: it now, he might have been like a cool one,
Speaker 2: like so yeah this okay. So I realized my answer
Speaker 2: about the oldest person that I but we didn't Okay,
Speaker 2: So I go to his house. I think we met
Speaker 2: on like Black Bitch set the scene. I think we
Speaker 2: met on black Planet or MySpace or something. It might
Speaker 2: have been my Space and I was staying I was
Speaker 2: staying in Brooklyn at the time, at my aunt's house,
Speaker 2: and he sent me his address and I think I
Speaker 2: had to.
Speaker 1: Am I dating myself right now.
Speaker 2: I had to like google it on the computer because
Speaker 2: I didn't have dad or on my phone.
Speaker 1: And I get to his house. He had a.
Speaker 2: Brownstone also, and I think he was also going through
Speaker 2: a divorce.
Speaker 1: But I yo, it be these dudes.
Speaker 2: Yeahs, yes, yes, because like when I was in my
Speaker 2: early twenties, I looked like I was in my early twenties,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't.
Speaker 1: Look older, Like I've never looked older than what I am.
Speaker 2: So it's like if i'm if I'm twenty or I'm
Speaker 2: twenty one, then I look nineteen. And this guy was
Speaker 2: like kind of like a Mario whining situation, like I
Speaker 2: don't want yeah, but like he had like a salt
Speaker 2: and pepper beard, and he was I want to say
Speaker 2: he was bald ish, but like he was. He had
Speaker 2: like a big, strong, maybe retired from some sport body.
Speaker 2: And I remember going to his house and I remember
Speaker 2: his like walls were painted all like really bright colors.
Speaker 1: I remember that, like I remember it was like lime
Speaker 1: green or something.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this see must be Jamaican or
Speaker 2: from Grenado or some it was very bright, obnoxious colors.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what the hell I expected when
Speaker 2: I went to this I had never even met this
Speaker 2: man before. There's so many, so many instances where I
Speaker 2: just went to some man's house just for the sake
Speaker 2: of like bonus, Like honestly, I don't know what's gonna happen,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna go, like not necessarily for sex, but
Speaker 2: like yeah, he asked me to come over, I'm coming over.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I should have been fine, which I should have been
Speaker 2: murdered so many times.
Speaker 1: Oh we all should be sick.
Speaker 2: I should Yeah, I should have died like at least
Speaker 2: sixteen times. But I've just had like my my instincts,
Speaker 2: Like my instincts were like tingling, Like.
Speaker 1: I felt like I needed to get out.
Speaker 2: Of there, like I we got to trust our good
Speaker 2: at all times.
Speaker 1: I left.
Speaker 2: I made up some excuse and I left because it
Speaker 2: was like awkward, and he was he had used some
Speaker 2: old ass photos of himself on his profile, because I.
Speaker 1: Was like, what kind of filter did he use?
Speaker 2: I think this is before, Well this is back when
Speaker 2: you had to like take a picture and then scan
Speaker 2: it and to like upload it into the computer all grainy,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like he did one of those things,
Speaker 2: but he did it with like his like high school.
Speaker 1: Football photo or something like that. Because I got there,
Speaker 1: I was like, is your son is He was like
Speaker 1: forty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta got your gut if your instincts are saying,
Speaker 2: I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: Or I don't want to be here, then you make
Speaker 1: up that excuse and you leave you you dip.
Speaker 2: Because I'd rather be safe and seem a little bit
Speaker 2: crazy than like spare your feelings and then be dusty
Speaker 2: green velvet couch and then have him ask you for
Speaker 2: like four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: And the sex with those people is never good. It
Speaker 2: was so bad, like it felt like sex. Remember when
Speaker 2: Jada Pinkett and set it off Sony was having sex
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm in a bind, Nate. Yeah, Nate, yep,
Speaker 1: I'm in a buying Nate, I'm in a buye Nate. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she's just in that dirty ass hotel and he's
Speaker 2: on top of her. He's greasy looking. That's exactly he was.
Speaker 2: This guy was bald, it was Yeah. The sheet is
Speaker 2: only on like half the mattress.
Speaker 1: I never think she was at his health.
Speaker 2: I'm so no, they were in a hotel. I'm so
Speaker 2: glad that I'm that will never happen to me again. Never,
Speaker 2: I'll never be I'll never be in a bine like that.
Speaker 1: Nate.
Speaker 2: Okay, So cut cut fast forward six years. You are
Speaker 2: up for the role of the lead of some movie
Speaker 2: m the director wore. One of the producer there is
Speaker 2: ask you to meet him at his hotel for for lunch.
Speaker 1: Something like that, like you actually eat with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they say, Okay, I'm gonna run up and get
Speaker 2: the script.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run up and get the blank right. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to run up and come come get it
Speaker 1: with me. We'll come right back down. You're going up
Speaker 1: to the room to get the script, to get the script.
Speaker 2: No, you're saying, no, they will send the script to
Speaker 2: my people. Okay, you've had you've just had a great lunch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe you had a niche swaz a salad or something
Speaker 2: like that, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. As a sober person, food just tastes like food.
Speaker 2: There's never enough food to be like, yeah, let me
Speaker 2: go up to this nigga's hotel room. Like whenever I've
Speaker 2: had such a great lunch, it's because I've been blasted,
Speaker 2: so wasted out of my mind, like twelve glasses of champagne.
Speaker 1: No, you've never had a good sober lunch.
Speaker 2: No, oh, never, what I've had great, I've had great
Speaker 2: lunches with you.
Speaker 1: Marie.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I find that offensive we've had no
Speaker 2: maybe had great lunches together, but not I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: sex with you later or go to your place. Well,
Speaker 2: he's not implying that you're gonna have sex with him.
Speaker 2: He's just saying, I'm assuming if you're talking about it. Script,
Speaker 2: it's in quotations.
Speaker 3: The script is because the script is also digital.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Script.
Speaker 2: Okay, So maybe he needs to get I don't know
Speaker 2: what directors the story board.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He needs to go get.
Speaker 2: Something upstairs and he says he says, oh, yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: meet you back down here, and then he goes, actually, no,
Speaker 2: just come right up.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. You're going upstairs.
Speaker 3: I would like test it out and like see like
Speaker 3: what happens when you say no, you know, like how
Speaker 3: they sort of respond to that, Like are they would
Speaker 3: they be okay with you saying no to that?
Speaker 2: I mean they have to be. I don't think that
Speaker 2: they have a choice. If I'm telling you, if I.
Speaker 1: Said one time, let me tell you an the story. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: this was the old girl, this old old dude. Awful man.
Speaker 1: I was so dumb in my early twenties.
Speaker 2: This guy, he had to be in his fifties and
Speaker 2: I I was in my early twenties and I met
Speaker 2: him through my like promoter friends, and you know, he
Speaker 2: would always be out and you're like, oh, he's got
Speaker 2: to be investor. He's got to be an investor of
Speaker 2: this club, because why is his old ass here?
Speaker 1: He he And.
Speaker 2: That's how they that's how they get you sometimes, right,
Speaker 2: Like you see somebody old or me anyway in New
Speaker 2: York and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh, he must be like a finance syeare or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: He must have some money, and then it's just like
Speaker 2: just an old person like living in a basement. It mean,
Speaker 2: it's really mean. And that's why you just can't assume
Speaker 2: with these people. But like he did have money, but
Speaker 2: he wasn't gonna give it to me. But he thought
Speaker 2: I was gonna give him some like just because just
Speaker 2: because I thought his status was enough for us to
Speaker 2: have sex.
Speaker 1: And it's just like no, sir.
Speaker 2: So, like I went up to this hotel and he's
Speaker 2: talking like he took me to dinner, and it was
Speaker 2: just embarrassing being at dinner with him because it was
Speaker 2: clear everybody was looking at us like this bitch is
Speaker 2: a hooker, a prostitution. Har there was just no reason
Speaker 2: why me in this like American apparel to dress that's
Speaker 2: like tangerine color.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was that was good dress.
Speaker 2: Honeys feeling it in my Steve Maddens that are missing
Speaker 2: the middle part of yes.
Speaker 1: And then Jessica Simpson with.
Speaker 2: You get that tap tap tap when and then I
Speaker 2: would walk on just one heel and so you just oh,
Speaker 2: I was struggling. Oh man, I missed those fucking days.
Speaker 2: No you don't, Yes, I do. Okay, So you go
Speaker 2: to the hotel room and it's clear that he wants
Speaker 2: to hook up and kiss, and I'm like, and then,
Speaker 2: so how do you how do you dodge a kiss
Speaker 2: from an old, rich person in his hotels? I'm an actress, Like,
Speaker 2: I can't boot, but I can't act when I want.
Speaker 1: I started crying.
Speaker 2: I was like, I cried about something that went on
Speaker 2: that day that I was upset about.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I think I started crying about money actually, oh. And
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, well, it looks like we're both
Speaker 2: trying to get each other right now. And then and
Speaker 2: then he told me he had cancer.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? How do you beat me?
Speaker 1: How do you beat me with it.
Speaker 2: After he told you he had cancer, you sucked his
Speaker 2: dick or no, I did not. I was like I
Speaker 2: started crying because he had cancer. And then like years
Speaker 2: later he died, so he really didn't have cancer. Because
Speaker 2: at first I was like he's lying, and then later
Speaker 2: on he was not lying about the cancer.
Speaker 1: You but how do you hit the cancer at somebody?
Speaker 1: For sex? Can know anybody what right? It gets you dry?
Speaker 2: So maybe that's maybe that's that's something somebody listening, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be they get out of jail free card. Maybe
Speaker 2: you know you're in a situation with somebody that you
Speaker 2: don't want to have sex with, and you you do
Speaker 2: a little bit of Sydney and you do a little
Speaker 2: bit of this man, you cry and then when they
Speaker 2: ask you what you're crying, you say because you got canceled,
Speaker 2: and then you don't have to have sex with this person.
Speaker 1: I'm truly disappointing myself. Why you didn't wait, did you
Speaker 1: have s No?
Speaker 2: I didn't look, but I really thought, yo, I was
Speaker 2: I was city girls, but like.
Speaker 1: The bad kind. Yeah, I mean, and I think that's
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: Like fresh out of college, you're like you're in you're
Speaker 2: in New York City. You're like, Oh, everybody here has
Speaker 2: money except me. I'm gonna give some of this money.
Speaker 2: I remember, I think I told this story on here before.
Speaker 2: I was at Barnes and Nobles in Union Square, so
Speaker 2: Marnes and Nobley and this I was in there charging
Speaker 2: my phone and they this.
Speaker 1: Guy walked by the edge of the aisle and.
Speaker 2: I think we made like eye contact for a second,
Speaker 2: and then he kept going and then I saw him
Speaker 2: come back the other way, and I'm like, this man
Speaker 2: is watching me. This like slovenly, like sloppy beige man
Speaker 2: is watching me. And I guess he finally musted up
Speaker 2: the courage to come over because he was like a.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, I just can't stop. Look you
Speaker 1: are striking or whatever. And I was like, I'm gabing you,
Speaker 1: which is true? You are?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I think I had straight back corn rows
Speaker 2: that day. So I was like, who are you talking to? Obviously,
Speaker 2: Queen the tefish is your type. And look that's a
Speaker 2: look friend, Thank you so much. And he was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's a director or a producer or something and he's
Speaker 2: working on something. He just finished some movie. Some Mike
Speaker 2: Tyson documentary or something, and it's like, can I take
Speaker 2: you to lunch? She was like, I'm working on something
Speaker 2: that I feel like like a really good look for
Speaker 2: and you know, I'm young and hungry and my phone
Speaker 2: is almost charged now, so I'm like, yeah, I'll go
Speaker 2: to lunch. So we went somewhere like around the corner,
Speaker 2: so not even nothing fancy. I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: man must be poor. Are we shouldn't like splitting this rap?
Speaker 2: We're sharing this rap and so we're talking and he's
Speaker 2: like gross.
Speaker 1: He's like big and sweaty, and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, hey, hey, it's okay to be big and sweaty.
Speaker 2: Some of our closest listeners are big and sweaty.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's hot. Some of them don't have a CS.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not talking about any of the people who
Speaker 2: are listening. Just imagine sloppy, sweaty.
Speaker 1: Patchy beard, creepy white man.
Speaker 2: That's nobody that's listening is that is all of those
Speaker 2: things at the same time. So he's talking to me,
Speaker 2: he's like, I have a script. I'm gonna send it
Speaker 2: to you, blah blah blah. He's like, oh, I'm having
Speaker 2: lunch with Tom Cruise or dinner with Tom Cruise tonight
Speaker 2: or tomorrow. And I was like, oh, okay, I'm having
Speaker 2: I too. Am I having dinner with Tom Cruise? What
Speaker 2: am I gonna wear it to?
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise? I went to like Strawberry and Rainbow and Marshalls. No,
Speaker 1: you hate those places? Do we? Okay? So the next
Speaker 1: day he called.
Speaker 2: Me and he was like, okay, so I'm meeting up
Speaker 2: with Tom at such and such time. I think it
Speaker 2: was a text. I'm meeting up with Tom and such
Speaker 2: and such time. And I'm like, okay, well I'm waiting
Speaker 2: for the address.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay. So after we're done.
Speaker 2: Eating, Znamma hits you up and you can come by
Speaker 2: the hotel to run these lines.
Speaker 1: Good excuse you. I'm not good enough to eat with
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. I'm not good enough to eat with Tom
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Cruise.
Speaker 2: But after he sent me that mes to down, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh this is this man is disgusting, Like
Speaker 2: he really thinks that he is a shot with me
Speaker 2: and my straight back cornrows. So I like, I made
Speaker 2: up an excuse and I didn't go last year. All
Speaker 2: this stuff, like when all the meat Too stuff came out,
Speaker 2: his name was eat all the meat too stuff.
Speaker 1: No, it was me too and people. Yes, what's his name?
Speaker 1: James Tobek?
Speaker 2: You did tell me about this guy? I remember that story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you google him right now, like you'll see his
Speaker 2: face and you'll see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And none of our listeners look like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, m.
Speaker 1: But what like all all the meat too stuff happened?
Speaker 2: His name was like right there, like at the top,
Speaker 2: well underneath Bill Cosby and Weinstein. But he was like,
Speaker 2: oh he looks disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yikes. Can you imagine? Can you imagine young.
Speaker 2: Sexy Rezie and this man I'm gonna come back to
Speaker 2: the hotel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what kind of dress were you wearing?
Speaker 2: Well, when I was in Barnes and Nobles, I don't
Speaker 2: even know if I had a dress on.
Speaker 1: This somebody had on some you know, coty cut of shorts.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He walks by with his little fedora.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, no, sir, you know this.
Speaker 2: Why does he look like I'm not gonna say who,
Speaker 2: but somebody like a bigger who somebody from that festival.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, he looks like a very
Speaker 2: prominent festival person that be booking people anyway. Like, I mean,
Speaker 2: we've all had sex that we regret, We've all have
Speaker 2: hookups that we regret, but that is something that I
Speaker 2: do not regret at all. Like there was no way
Speaker 2: I was letting that anywhere inside me or on top
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of.
Speaker 2: Me, but it's like realistically that you don't have to
Speaker 2: be proud of me about that for like I would
Speaker 2: never fir Hey, man, I've done some I can't talk
Speaker 2: about it on the pod, but yeah, you get okay,
Speaker 2: youre gonna say for the patreon, I think so. I
Speaker 2: think I'll save it for the Patreon. But also it's
Speaker 2: just like, you know, I want somebody to to want
Speaker 2: me forever, and I need to start figuring out what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put on the pod.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, shut it up.
Speaker 1: What you want somebody to want you forever?
Speaker 2: So you are not gonna You're gonna be more careful
Speaker 2: about what you say on the podcast now.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like somebody might have got in trouble. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't get in trouble, but they were like, you know,
Speaker 1: some things you gotta keep for us yeah, and by us,
Speaker 1: I mean me in the pod. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is us.
Speaker 2: I know, but I have to have to be better.
Speaker 2: I want you know, I couldn't imagine someone I couldn't be.
Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine being on the other side, someone having
Speaker 2: a beautiful podcast with tons of listeners just hearing my
Speaker 2: you know, every little secret and intimate moment.
Speaker 1: It's just wrong.
Speaker 2: We should actually go to jail for all of the
Speaker 2: stories that we've told. Someone thinks that they're sharing a
Speaker 2: moment with us, and it's like, Bam, Jeff, Jeff from
Speaker 2: Minnesota heard everyone, Jeff from me a sorta look.
Speaker 1: These things happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm with you now in that he's actively
Speaker 2: listening to the like episodes of the podcast, and they'll
Speaker 2: send me screenshots of the episodes when he's listening, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's at twenty six minutes in. Let
Speaker 2: me see what we said at twenty six minutes in, because.
Speaker 1: I know that's good that he's sending you like time
Speaker 1: time slots or whatever.
Speaker 2: No, he's sending me shots of him listening. He's not
Speaker 2: saying this is where I'm at. I'm just I'm using
Speaker 2: my eyeballs, and I'm like, okay, this.
Speaker 1: Is oh shit, Okay, damn.
Speaker 2: But I mean we do say some wild things on here,
Speaker 2: but for the most part, I stand by what we've said.
Speaker 1: Like, did you stand by what you say? You're a monster?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: An alien? What? I resent that Marie can do no wrong?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We can say mean things
Speaker 1: about people. She can be problematic, and everybody's like, this
Speaker 1: is so funny.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2: So I can say mean things about people and people
Speaker 2: will be upset, Like people get upset.
Speaker 1: When they maybe hurt and offended.
Speaker 2: When we have one we have one person right here
Speaker 2: who has been upset by things that I've said before
Speaker 2: that was in the past.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about recent.
Speaker 3: It's always in the past when it's with me.
Speaker 1: The past. And I thought we got past that.
Speaker 3: You know, we're talking about Marie's relationships with people. And yeah,
Speaker 3: it happened. I'm sure it will happen again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Oh, I'm sure it's gonna happen again. Andrew,
Speaker 2: what's the what? Where did you ever have a situation
Speaker 2: where you were going to hook up with somebody and
Speaker 2: you've changed your mind at the last minute, or you
Speaker 2: were like, ah, my spidy senses are telling me that
Speaker 2: I need to get.
Speaker 3: Like like all the time. I'm just like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't want to be here. I already sort of like
Speaker 3: got everything I needed. I don't need to put myself
Speaker 3: at risk to just like for what exactly. You know,
Speaker 3: you just go home and then I mean you just masturbate,
Speaker 3: and it's like that's the same. That's the safest option.
Speaker 1: So it is the safe option. It's the safest option,
Speaker 1: but it's not the funnest option.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but wouldn't you rather hook up with someone that's
Speaker 3: like okay, like you know, you know, I don't like
Speaker 3: thinking about like creepy guys being creepy with a bunch
Speaker 3: of other people. You know, It's like how many times
Speaker 3: does it work out? Yeah, So I don't want to
Speaker 3: be another.
Speaker 1: And guys that are creepy. Guys that are creepy do have.
Speaker 2: Sex all the time, not all the time with everybody,
Speaker 2: all the time they are having sex. Well, the problem
Speaker 2: is is that creepy people pick and choose when they're
Speaker 2: gonna be creepy, so they'll always be that one fucking
Speaker 2: bitch just like he's not creepy to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're creepy.
Speaker 2: Creepy girl, listen, listen, you are not You're the exception.
Speaker 2: And also you don't know, he's not creepy right now,
Speaker 2: but you know, uh twelve vodka tonics and who knows. Yeah,
Speaker 2: But also everybody has different tastes, right, Like somebody that's
Speaker 2: creepy to you might be.
Speaker 1: Mysterious to somebody else.
Speaker 2: Somebody that's that's nasty to you is might just be
Speaker 2: a Taurus.
Speaker 1: It's experienced to somebody else.
Speaker 2: You said, a taurus. Yeah, so yet there's Captain Savor
Speaker 2: groups out there. They love that weird stuff. But I'm
Speaker 2: I just want I want my normal, like, oh this
Speaker 2: this makes sense type behavior. Don't don't be creepy, don't
Speaker 2: be gross, don't be sweaty, don't beat James, don't be that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a there's a club promoter in New York
Speaker 3: that sort of like scoops up every like young day
Speaker 3: that moves to Manhattan for college, and they just just
Speaker 3: like scoops them all up and says, come to my parties.
Speaker 3: Come to my parties. And the parties like they are
Speaker 3: I guess, like they're fun. And there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people there. I've been to a few, Like when I
Speaker 3: was like freshly twenty one, I went a few times
Speaker 3: and then I could.
Speaker 1: Say you're too old now, well you aged.
Speaker 3: Also, I didn't give the guy what he wanted. He
Speaker 3: was like, come, I come out to dinner before one
Speaker 3: of my parties, like I have, like I think, he said,
Speaker 3: I have a job for you, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: a job.
Speaker 2: You didn't even you didn't even go to see what
Speaker 2: the job wasn't.
Speaker 3: Because he was already like mean to me at like
Speaker 3: a few points where he was like passive aggressive because
Speaker 3: he already had like hotter uh gay men like flaunching
Speaker 3: all over him. And some of my friends have like
Speaker 3: done sexual favors for him to just get women into
Speaker 3: his parties.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, uh wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 2: what wait his friends have done Your friends have done
Speaker 2: favors for him to get women into his parties.
Speaker 3: It was like it was his New Year's Eve party.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they love that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure people that listen are familiar with him.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna talk off the record, then I would
Speaker 2: love to know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3: No, I mean he's a creep and everyone, like everyone
Speaker 3: for the most part knows it. But like I mean,
Speaker 3: like when you were talking about, like when we were
Speaker 3: talking about like creepy defenders, there's so many creepy defenders
Speaker 3: because they he'll fly them out to like Disney World
Speaker 3: and Hawaii and they'll just like do all these like
Speaker 3: crazy things, and you.
Speaker 2: Know what, Okay, give us examples of what some of
Speaker 2: the crazy things that they're doing for him.
Speaker 1: I just want to know, like how much Hawaii is
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know because I haven't been on these trips.
Speaker 1: You're like set the seed. Yeah, you know, but.
Speaker 3: Now I haven't been. But like it's it's just a
Speaker 3: sex trip. They have private jets.
Speaker 1: It's just a sex trip. There's no Jeffrey Epstein sex
Speaker 1: trip Island. Literally that's the sex trip.
Speaker 2: But think about the sex that you've had for free
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 2: Think about all the locally farmed dick that you had
Speaker 2: to sit on here at least a flight and you know,
Speaker 2: maybe some barados.
Speaker 1: You might get.
Speaker 2: You might get a nice a nice continental breakfast too,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Emotional of doing something like that.
Speaker 2: But think about but think about all the bad sex
Speaker 2: that you've had here, at least you get some passport stamps.
Speaker 3: Yes, but bad say I come out of bad sex
Speaker 3: being like okay, like it wasn't like the worst thing
Speaker 3: in the world. Like now I know I don't like
Speaker 3: this thing. You know, we're in the future, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't need to go on this sex trip where
Speaker 3: I know that it's just going to be like a
Speaker 3: sex trip that I don't like having sex with a
Speaker 3: person if I know I'm already gonna not enjoy them,
Speaker 3: why why do it?
Speaker 2: I know I've done that, I've done like I could
Speaker 2: tell the way this person is walking, the stroke gonna
Speaker 2: be trash. But it's like I gotta just I gotta
Speaker 2: just try it out and see, because you know, it
Speaker 2: made me laugh a couple of times. But like, you know,
Speaker 2: life is crazy. I think it's funny. I I now,
Speaker 2: at this point in my life, I don't. I'll take
Speaker 2: it back because I'm saying I think I don't. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't get on a jet to have sex, but I would.
Speaker 2: I would get on somebody's jet to have sex in
Speaker 2: a different international waters.
Speaker 1: I would absolutely still do that at the age of
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm sorry that I will at least at
Speaker 2: least at least one time.
Speaker 1: I wish I could, you know, be your partner in
Speaker 1: crime with that.
Speaker 2: That would be fun just to see, just you know,
Speaker 2: and it we'd be in the same room and I
Speaker 2: see you getting bad, dick, and no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, see that. I'm not No.
Speaker 2: If I'm getting on a plane, it's if it's a
Speaker 2: private plane, it's private room, it's private balcony, it's private everything.
Speaker 1: But no, but we're supposed to be having like a
Speaker 1: tag team moment. I have a question a tag team moment.
Speaker 2: So so I'm having tiens with this person and then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tag you in.
Speaker 1: That's what you're saying, because that's what a tag team is. Friend, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know what tag team means.
Speaker 3: Then I have a follow up question from last week's episode. Yeah, yes, okay,
Speaker 3: talking about uh sex scenario between the two of you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: yess your current sexual partners and both of your sexual
Speaker 3: partners have listened to the episode. Yeah, okay, is there
Speaker 3: any updates on that?
Speaker 2: My dude, My dude is always ready to go, so
Speaker 2: he said he can pull up, he can be here
Speaker 2: in ten minutes. If we say yes, Sidney, what did
Speaker 2: she say?
Speaker 1: Is she down? She said do it? I don't think
Speaker 1: she got to that point of the episode. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that was right at the end. Yes, yep, it was
Speaker 1: at the very end that yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drop a bomb at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we always gotta have a twist for
Speaker 1: the listeners. I don't know we're gonna have a twist.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna have a twist now? Because we're pretty
Speaker 1: much on end? Yeah, we're at the end of the episode.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I asked the question last week.
Speaker 2: Is there something that you want to ask this week
Speaker 2: for the twist or a question that you want the
Speaker 2: audience to answer for us?
Speaker 1: Is it okay to be butt naked on your couch?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it gross? Or is it? Is it
Speaker 1: what everybody's doing? It's okay. I think it's okay because
Speaker 1: I do it here.
Speaker 2: But are you putting a sheet down or a towel
Speaker 2: or sometimes are you sitting on a shirt Like I
Speaker 2: got a brand new cat Brant Duke and ass has
Speaker 2: been on it several times, and I'm like, should I
Speaker 2: feel bad about this?
Speaker 1: Or are you you're not sitting on like a pair
Speaker 1: of folded shorts.
Speaker 3: You're not sitting on this one. That's just to put
Speaker 3: something down.
Speaker 2: I'm yes, yeah, I mean if I if I put
Speaker 2: a sheet on, and I might as well just put
Speaker 2: some shorts on. No, not necessarily, like I'll be I'll
Speaker 2: lay naked on the couch. But I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: sitting naked. So you're laying on the couch like you're
Speaker 2: dead in a casket, that's what.
Speaker 1: That's how you're.
Speaker 2: Laid out like titties smushed on the velvet, like watching something,
Speaker 2: or like laying on my back even but yes, but
Speaker 2: sitting like with my butthole open, like grazing the top fabric.
Speaker 2: I'm not like I I'll put some pennies on and
Speaker 2: sit on the couch, okay. Or I'm I'm if I like,
Speaker 2: if I get out of the shower and I have
Speaker 2: a towel on, I'll, you know, I'll take the towel.
Speaker 1: Off and I'll sit on my couch.
Speaker 2: But no, I'm not Andrew, Yes, yeah, because there's a
Speaker 2: huge difference between sitting and laying. Oh fuck you guys,
Speaker 2: it's a couch like just wipe your ass.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean like jelly and jam like already have
Speaker 3: their on top of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, you know you're not on the couch that
Speaker 2: cats don't sit on the couch. They don't. They don't
Speaker 2: sit on the couch. He's going to be on top
Speaker 2: of the couch. They're not into the couch. They like
Speaker 2: sitting on the floor because it's hot in my apartment.
Speaker 2: So they just they just want to be where it's cool.
Speaker 3: But they were just on your headboard. What's the difference
Speaker 3: this is?
Speaker 2: This is they know that this is the the communal
Speaker 2: this is that's the climbing couch. That's like a floor,
Speaker 2: this couch. Sidney, you're saying that they've never been on
Speaker 2: your couch.
Speaker 1: No they haven't. I must be because jam can't jump.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jelly can't jump that. They can jump. They
Speaker 1: just it's too hot. They don't want to be on that.
Speaker 1: It's velvet. Okay, we believe you look at me winking.
Speaker 1: So that's the answer.
Speaker 2: That's the question for the pod this week is is
Speaker 2: it okay to sit but naked.
Speaker 1: On your couch?
Speaker 3: Sitting?
Speaker 1: Sitting? Not yeah, sitting?
Speaker 2: I guess the answer for Sydney, Yes it is okay,
Speaker 2: but I've done it. But then I went back, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this all right?
Speaker 3: What I feel like during like quarantine especially, it's fine, Like,
Speaker 3: who's gonna sit on this couch? It's my couch.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, my friends have come over and they
Speaker 2: sat on my Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was sitting on that sex couch. Uh yesterday? Did
Speaker 1: it look nice? You liked it? I mean now I
Speaker 1: know that it's comfortable.
Speaker 2: Now I know it's covered in skid marks, but it's
Speaker 2: not because I washed my ass and then I get
Speaker 2: on the couch. Anyway, this week was fun. I did
Speaker 2: not smoke, but I feel high. So look at that.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what it feels like when you're when
Speaker 2: you're friends with your better half, my.
Speaker 1: Better half, Andrew, thank you so much for we didn't
Speaker 1: we didn't figure out a title.
Speaker 3: Fun right now off the top of your head.
Speaker 2: Naked on the couch, yeah, butt naked on the couch,
Speaker 2: butt naked on a vilvid couch yeah, or skid marks
Speaker 2: on the couch like skid marks on the sofa.
Speaker 3: Literation.
Speaker 1: I like that, you know, I love a literation.
Speaker 2: Or something about old people trying to have sights with
Speaker 2: young people like mister Burns, Daddy war books, Boks.
Speaker 1: Daddy, horror books or damn Sydney.
Speaker 2: It was something that you said, American apparel dress or
Speaker 2: something like that, like mm hmm, I think something along
Speaker 2: the lines of one of the things that y'all just said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out, We'll figure it out. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're good.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just need to take a sip of water.
Speaker 2: I don't really have any final words for you guys either.
Speaker 2: I mean, after last week, I'm exhausted. I'm still tired
Speaker 2: from what we're from last week. You're thirsty, friend, I've
Speaker 2: been having a blast, so yeah, God is good.
Speaker 1: I love this for you. I do. I really love
Speaker 1: this for you.
Speaker 2: I'm do I look happy, you look you look a
Speaker 2: little tired.
Speaker 1: Si Okay, someone wrote fuck you someone are well rested,
Speaker 1: but also like you've been up late nights.
Speaker 2: I looked at some of the Yes, they're extremely hilarious, witty,
Speaker 2: and shady as hell, not to mention Dropdad gorgeous, hands
Speaker 2: down my favorite podcast. I even pay for the Patreon.
Speaker 2: It's worth it to support these amazing women. If you
Speaker 2: don't love Marie and Sydney, you don't love yourself. Wait,
Speaker 2: please read the one that you screenshot me.
Speaker 1: The other day.
Speaker 2: I love that review more than I think anything we've
Speaker 2: gotten in recent time.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Let me see hold on, let me see what I
Speaker 2: wrote my friend Hold on second, I mean, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: Let's uh.
Speaker 2: Ooh okay. Give them all your reviews and money. I've
Speaker 2: been listening to Sidney and Marie for years. I'm not
Speaker 2: super into podcasts, but this one has my this one
Speaker 2: has my forever loyalty. They are just too funny for
Speaker 2: me to ever stop. Their repertoire of comedy seeps into
Speaker 2: every conversation they have with each other and their guests.
Speaker 2: I'm cackling constantly. A few years ago, I got into
Speaker 2: a car accident. I was fine, but my car was gone, totaled, obliterated,
Speaker 2: and yet my radio still worked. Sidney and Marie voices
Speaker 2: were laughing at my wreckage. That'd be enough trauma for
Speaker 2: one to stop listening. But you're wrong. I escape death
Speaker 2: and am forever afraid of driving. But I will forever
Speaker 2: give these two, but I will never give these to
Speaker 2: you up. Thank you both for the endless last, even
Speaker 2: while sitting in the rubble of my destroyed car. What
Speaker 2: a divine imagine getting into a car accident and it's
Speaker 2: us laughing yeah, in the wreckage, just cackling.
Speaker 1: That visual is beautiful to me, iconic. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it too. I love it and I love
Speaker 1: this podcast. Just keep reviewing, guys, keep reviewing.
Speaker 2: I would love for us to get to one thousand reviews.
Speaker 1: We're all from there.
Speaker 2: We're at nine nine sixty three, So keep it going anyway, y'all,
Speaker 2: keep those going. We are going to stop right here.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to this podcast. If you have
Speaker 2: a story about a time that you had to trust
Speaker 2: your instincts, or you went to have sex with somebody
Speaker 2: and you were like, actually no, we would love to
Speaker 2: hear it.
Speaker 1: Send those to us.
Speaker 2: And also send us maybe like a quick description of
Speaker 2: what your wedding would look like?
Speaker 1: Where for myself? Hit us with a why, where's it
Speaker 1: gonna be? Who's gonna be there? How many guests? Yep?
Speaker 2: And what your what your dream partner looks like?
Speaker 1: Well, like what celebrity it looks like?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Who would play them in a movie? Mm hmm. If
Speaker 1: you're with that person, send us their picture.
Speaker 2: So we can tell you who would play them in
Speaker 2: a movie.
Speaker 1: That's funny For the next.
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