WEBVTT - Skidmarks on the Sofa

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<v Speaker 1>Forever. Hello, Well, is it me you're looking for? I

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<v Speaker 1>should have said that. Okay, let's let's start over. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it. No, no, no, no, no, we did it already.

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<v Speaker 1>It's next next week.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can do it next week, next week. Hello, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I already said it. No no, no, Hurrie, come on no.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, clearly, because I can't really hear myself, I can

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<v Speaker 2>hear you, baby, yo.

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<v Speaker 1>When zoom dies, that is the day that we dance. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want no more zooms zoom zooms. Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm let me hear say wayo, wayo zoom zoom zoom

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<v Speaker 2>zoom zoom.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me hear you say wayo. Whoa girl you're looking?

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<v Speaker 1>Also fine, let me lick you up and down.

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<v Speaker 2>Nasty ass songs in the nineties they were so gross,

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<v Speaker 2>so good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's real music, right.

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<v Speaker 2>There was time now, yeah, I mean, speaking of a

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<v Speaker 2>better time. Last week, I had a great time with

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<v Speaker 2>you listening to the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>My friend.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the people who reached out, y'all nosy as

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<v Speaker 2>nosy nosy and you need to just simmer down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could provide that type of entertainment all

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<v Speaker 2>the weekly, but weekly, but I can't you know what are.

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<v Speaker 3>About?

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<v Speaker 2>They just want to know who the person is, or

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<v Speaker 2>am I in a relationship now?

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<v Speaker 1>Or this.

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<v Speaker 2>My ex note like stuff like that, and it's just like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not friends guys. Like I know, we say hey, friends,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're not friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we are friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I am pretty I respond all the time, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, why why you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to know all this stuff? Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Why can I just tell my business and you just

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<v Speaker 2>be okay with it? This why I don't never want

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<v Speaker 2>to tell my business?

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<v Speaker 1>Yo? Speaking of telling your business.

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<v Speaker 2>So that episode was so juicy that the person that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sleeping would listen to it and now and now

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<v Speaker 2>he's actively listening to the podcast. He sent me a

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<v Speaker 2>message today and said, literally at literally ten minutes ago,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but I want to do poppers

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me why. I was mad but turned on listening

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<v Speaker 1>dead ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he listened to the E Preyho episode, which he

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<v Speaker 2>told me he was not going to listen to. So

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<v Speaker 2>I just some reflecting this week. I had to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to some old episodes too to see what what we've

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<v Speaker 2>been talking talking about over the last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, oh, let's review, friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I feel like people, of course, people think

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<v Speaker 2>that we're all friends.

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<v Speaker 1>We be we be very graphic on here, very detailed.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the most graphic thing that was said on the pod?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean anytime we say the words squirting, that's pretty graphic. Friend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like, if I.

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<v Speaker 2>Wanted to run for office in a couple of years,

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta scrub the internet of this episode, all of

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<v Speaker 2>these episodes. I wouldn't recommend you running for office because

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<v Speaker 2>I want I want my friend happy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you don't. You don't see me as a

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<v Speaker 1>city compatroller. You don't see as a da Foston.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't see that, No, because you'll be miserable. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's that's what I don't want. I want a

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<v Speaker 2>happy Marine, And I know that that won't happen with

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<v Speaker 2>you doing any type of political anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Sidney. You don't know my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe next year, maybe this last year was whole year,

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<v Speaker 2>this year is sad year, and next year is politics. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously I'll support whatever you're doing because i'm

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<v Speaker 2>your better half.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know my better half, so I I am

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<v Speaker 1>my worst half. Heard you. Thank you for breaking down

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<v Speaker 1>the mathematics for me. Thank god. Wow wow wow wow

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<v Speaker 1>wow wow wow wow Marie.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to ask you. Wait, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>we do. I remember, have we talked about this?

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<v Speaker 1>What you want your wedding? That looked like no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I want wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>You talked about your wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I want to know about you, Marie? What about

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<v Speaker 1>Can you give me a can you give me a

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<v Speaker 1>recap when your wedding? I don't remember what you said.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember either, but.

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<v Speaker 3>You talked about wanting Marie to potentially walk you down

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<v Speaker 3>the aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>I think didn't know she asked me to be her

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<v Speaker 2>best man best man. I did say that, and I

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<v Speaker 2>said I was gonna wear a little suit.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I wear yellow?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I wear like a yellow TUXI like a yellow

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<v Speaker 2>fitted suit to your wedding. I think that feels like easter,

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<v Speaker 2>and no, it's gonna be like, uh no, it would

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<v Speaker 2>be hot. I don't know. It might be a little easter.

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<v Speaker 2>But I look good and yellow. I mean I also

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<v Speaker 2>look good in red. Yeah, but then I would have

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<v Speaker 2>to have my wedding like the color coordinated with like

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<v Speaker 2>white and yellows.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, So what's the wedding colors? Friends? So I

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<v Speaker 1>could pick out the suit. I don't know yet. But

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<v Speaker 1>we we're not talking about me. We talking about you.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your wedding? Don't look like? What would get if

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<v Speaker 1>you get married? What? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of dress? How many people? Where are we

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be? Is a destination?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's destination. I think it's here. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's here in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Can Jam come?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell?

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, Jim can't come.

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<v Speaker 2>Jam is perched over Sidney's shoulder like the Angel and

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<v Speaker 2>devil in.

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<v Speaker 1>Like cartoon times. He's both. He's both the Angel and

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<v Speaker 1>the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's how much space he's taking up on Sidney's shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the wedding is here. I think it is

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<v Speaker 1>in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not big, but you know it's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal because I'm gonna be super famous, so everyone's gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to come. That's in the next five years.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, I realistically don't know if I want

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<v Speaker 2>to get married, But no, I don't think in the

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<v Speaker 2>next five years. I don't want to get married until

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<v Speaker 2>after I've been in a couple entanglements with some Hollywood people.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I said, in the next five years is

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of time, friend, five years is.

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<v Speaker 1>Not enough time to really hold it up in Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need a good eight to ten

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<v Speaker 2>years to like really be nasty. You know, you've already

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<v Speaker 2>lived your life. Okay, it's no, I haven't, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have not lived my life. No one's ever

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<v Speaker 1>spit in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Okay, I thought that was last week.

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<v Speaker 1>On to the next.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And I'm just I'm just saying that that's never

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<v Speaker 2>happened to me. So, like, how can I settle down

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<v Speaker 2>if I've never wanted someone to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Have I ever been in love? You know, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that is.

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<v Speaker 3>Said that you might be last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, yes, but that's that's we're talking about the past.

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<v Speaker 2>And have up until this point, had I ever been

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<v Speaker 2>in love and to have them put their spit in

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth?

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<v Speaker 3>Already doing it though with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true, yes, yes, yes, yes, but that's not

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<v Speaker 2>the same as.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's not like that, friend, It's it's way more second.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's no, no, it's it's a just a like

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<v Speaker 2>a one too you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I don't know. I've been to some really

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<v Speaker 1>cool weddings. Have you going to one?

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina's wedding is going to be a picnic wedding and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone has to wear white.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. I just you know, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Want the photos to look good realisticly, that's all that

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<v Speaker 2>matters is do the photos look good after the wedding

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<v Speaker 2>is over. Yeah. It's just I feel like people spend

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<v Speaker 2>so much money on weddings and it's just one day,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, but not.

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<v Speaker 1>Every wedding has to be crazy expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you said a budget that's realistic and then

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<v Speaker 2>you just.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to stick to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think weddings are expensive typically because people invite too

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<v Speaker 2>many people. We're inviting people because I'm mom is like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>well you're your sister's cousin's aunt.

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<v Speaker 1>First grade teacher wants to come. You have to invite her,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, no, no, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>But to be honest, it's like, after this pandemic, people

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<v Speaker 2>really have figured out what exactly they want to do

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<v Speaker 2>and where they want to go, and if they don't

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<v Speaker 2>feel like going to your wedding, they're not going. So

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<v Speaker 2>I actually think people are more inclined to say no

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<v Speaker 2>now to weddings.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, were you not saying no to weddings before this?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but there was a couple of years that

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like saying yes, yes, yes, yes yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, why am I going all the way

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<v Speaker 2>to Maine? Like why am I doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you're in love, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can only go to like my best friend's weddings

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<v Speaker 2>right now. I think that's where I'm at. It's so

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<v Speaker 2>funny that you described a whole destination wedding that you

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<v Speaker 2>want us to go to. Feels very aggressive for you

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<v Speaker 2>to think that I got it like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You will because you will be famous and rich. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like the wedding was in May, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know in May? Will Marie? You're gonna blow up? You.

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<v Speaker 2>You keep putting out content on Instagram that I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even believe we're friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, the week video I'm gonna do. You're so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do a series. I think you should.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really really good writing. You look great. You're so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't even keep up. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do a video, and I was like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, no, never mind, But I think that's what

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<v Speaker 2>social media is now, right like or for me anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'll see somebody put something up or post something

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, yeah, I too should post, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's like it's like do I maybe tomorrow? And

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<v Speaker 2>then it's like a, it's not peak posting hours. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me wait till.

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<v Speaker 1>Thursday at tenna it you know it's and then I

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<v Speaker 1>won't post anything for like two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>But everything that you do put up is gold and

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<v Speaker 2>it's really inspiring and it makes me feel like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm we're thriving. When I see your posts do well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like that was us.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at us thriving. Yes, yes, we're doing very well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I write real, sappy, transparent posts that go that do

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<v Speaker 2>really well, and then you do funny stuff and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is why we work.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the last sappy post that you posted.

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<v Speaker 2>About my three year anniversary? And just like really happy

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<v Speaker 2>that you know I made it. And I know that

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<v Speaker 2>there's tons of people who didn't make it through the quarantine,

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<v Speaker 2>either with sobriety or just like they didn't live. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like just really blessed to be where I'm at,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like hoping and praying that anybody who's reading

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<v Speaker 2>it is like, can still go on because there is hope.

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<v Speaker 3>Mhm.

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<v Speaker 1>You said all that while you were sending a text. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you're setting Jam. I'm petting Jam. I'm petting Jam.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm saying that that still is valid. I can

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<v Speaker 2>pet my cat and hit you with some philosophical I

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<v Speaker 2>can pet my cat and hit you with some facts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I thought you were gonna say. Last night,

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<v Speaker 2>I was up watching the DMX Snoop Dogg Versus. It

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<v Speaker 2>was I love your transition, bitch. It was because because

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<v Speaker 2>what were we just talking about? We were talking about No,

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking about my sappy post. Yes, yes, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I said pet my cat and I wrapped, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>DMX anyway, It was really it was really good. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like such.

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<v Speaker 2>Old ass uncles, Like it was fun to watch these

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<v Speaker 2>two guys, Like, I mean, DMX is out of shape, but.

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<v Speaker 1>He was expect do you expect him to be?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he's he's really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>We should get him on the knit. We should get

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<v Speaker 1>DMX wave.

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<v Speaker 2>He's really funny the two of them together, like funny

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<v Speaker 2>old dudes? Why were they so funny? Like, give me

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<v Speaker 2>some lines? That was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I saw Snoop Dogg dancing and I was like, okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Snoop his eyes. I was like, does he have

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<v Speaker 1>a thyroid problem? I don't know it just no. I

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<v Speaker 1>think maybe we just are used to him always having

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<v Speaker 1>sunglasses on.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, and then when he takes his off, You're like, oh, snap,

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<v Speaker 2>he got the Wendy Williams eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, yes, ma'am, no offense.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody listening out here who is battling thyroid problems and

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<v Speaker 2>has Wendy William's eyes. Shout out to y'all, shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to you look at my eyes always. You guys could see, though, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>what would your wedding look like?

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about that. I've seen some like really cute,

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<v Speaker 3>uh weddings like on top of like Brooklyn rooftops. I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's cute, like small, intimate Sydney. How many She

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't agree?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, Me and Marie went to a rooftop wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who's wedding we go to?

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<v Speaker 1>That was on Ryan Oh that was nice. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was really pretty. Yeah, yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be cute. I don't want to how many you think?

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<v Speaker 2>You think in like fifty people, you think in one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred people, you're thinking less.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty people people is enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like fifty is like more than enough. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, think about like how many people like you

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<v Speaker 3>actually like can like chill with. Like it's not more

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<v Speaker 3>than fifty people, right.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's you, We're not what what is your man

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<v Speaker 1>bring into the relationship? How many people?

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<v Speaker 3>That's true?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm like, how could you think about you? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew, Andrew, you're already ready for marriage thinking about you

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<v Speaker 2>and not even thinking about him.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're ready.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm clearly so ready. It's like this got one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>seems like maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe seventy five. No, I think one hundred people is proper.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I want my husband to bring more people

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<v Speaker 3>than I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that might okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Then maybe maybe you don't bring you're not bringing fifty,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you're bringing twenty five people.

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<v Speaker 3>Five, Yeah, maybe maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>You're bringing thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>You're inviting thirty people to the wedding, right, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean yeah, I feel like seventy five to one hundred people,

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like more.

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<v Speaker 1>Than enough wedding guests.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you got to feed these people and you

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<v Speaker 2>have to pay at least one hundred per per plate

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<v Speaker 2>at least I mean, I mean, I guess it depends

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<v Speaker 2>on what the catering situation is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I went to a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>In San Francisco a couple of years ago, and they

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<v Speaker 2>got married in their backyard and then.

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<v Speaker 1>We like had like a parade route to some park

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<v Speaker 1>and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like food trucks like all over the place.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what the reception was, was us like eating.

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<v Speaker 2>Outside right that I don't feel like that was one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars a person. But again I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>much food trucks cost, you know, but it was nice.

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<v Speaker 2>They had like a band come and they we marched

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<v Speaker 2>down like through the streaks.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, how expensive was it for you to like go

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<v Speaker 2>to this wedding. Well, I was with somebody at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>and I feel like he paid for my plane ticket,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was FREEKD for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I think he paid for the airbnb, So it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a reding. This wedding. You just showed up.

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<v Speaker 2>I just showed up. I just showed up and called

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<v Speaker 2>the bride the wrong name. Okay, now, do you know iconic?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you believe that if like your partner or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>is invited to a wedding and you're their plus one,

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<v Speaker 2>do they have to pay for you?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have to pay for you.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're if I'm saying I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>I want to go, like if I'm saying, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I want to go to this wedding,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If I have it and you want me to come,

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<v Speaker 1>then yeah, get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Come about those pockets, right, because I wasn't planning to

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<v Speaker 2>fly to San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>These are his friends. Yeah, we're his people.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I've met them once or twice,

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<v Speaker 2>but like not enough to jump on a plane for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then San Francisco is not cheap. No, like

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<v Speaker 1>the city itself.

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<v Speaker 3>Is not cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Hey, San Francisco, Remember when we were there in January?

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't that feel like nine years ago? Nine fucking years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the pictures and I was like, damn man,

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<v Speaker 2>we did not realize how beautiful this moment was until.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, shout out to Byron Bauers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we missed him, Ah, I should we should reach

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<v Speaker 2>out to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He was so funny and bizarre. Yeah, he was really great.

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<v Speaker 1>He was talking about mushrooms and banging old ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, he did talk about that, and I was like, hmm,

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<v Speaker 2>do I want to be that person?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Marie, what's the oldest you've ever been with?

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<v Speaker 1>Ten years older than me? Okay, so that's ten years

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<v Speaker 1>older than me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was like twenty two, it was thirty two,

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<v Speaker 2>and now thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I would never.

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<v Speaker 2>Date a man that was that much younger than me.

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<v Speaker 2>A twenty two year old doesn't know anything.

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<v Speaker 1>To the twenty two year olds that are listening to this,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are smart.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, what are you talking to with twenty one

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<v Speaker 2>or hey, Andrew, what are you twenty one or twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two years old about?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I don't know, I don't know. Oh, my laptop

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<v Speaker 1>is going to die. I need to charge it. City.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the oldest that you not? Not that? Not that old?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe when I was younger, probably ten, probably ten. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I was I was pulling stunts when I was

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<v Speaker 2>in college. I was making not great choices. And now

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<v Speaker 2>looking back on the people that were I remember when

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<v Speaker 2>I dated this guy because I thought he was rich,

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<v Speaker 2>because oh my god, remember dating people because he thought

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<v Speaker 2>they had money.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, all right, his name was I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 2>His name was James, and I actually remember his last

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<v Speaker 2>name too. This when I tell you he bamboozled the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck out, did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you think he was rich?

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<v Speaker 2>He had one well one He lived on west End

0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Avenue and that's a that's a really good avenue.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like old money in New York City, So you

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<v Speaker 1>know he was He was a butler.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he worked for I think like finance or something

0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:21.760
<v Speaker 2>like that. Okay, like or like JP Morgan or something,

0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:26.719
<v Speaker 2>and you know, more money, more money. But he was

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<v Speaker 2>going through a divorce and I think I think his

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<v Speaker 2>wife or whatever X or whatever was taken him for

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<v Speaker 2>everything everything. And he lived he lived in a in

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<v Speaker 2>a brownstone, so Brownstone, finance, Olden. He has a car

0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Weston money. I was like, oh, go to his place,

0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:55.439
<v Speaker 2>fucking dungeon like it was. It was a Brownstone, but

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<v Speaker 2>it needed to be re revenge. Uh venvated. I know

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<v Speaker 2>what you want to say. Now I can't remember renovated, Yes, renovated.

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<v Speaker 2>It needed to be gutted. It was disgusting, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, please don't turn on the lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't turn on the lights. Turn on the lights. Yikes,

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<v Speaker 1>is that a bug? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>You said, please don't turn on the lights. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to see what's happening in here. Turn on all of

0:21:27.280 --> 0:21:35.000
<v Speaker 2>the lights. No lights, no grassy Yes, but we did,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I obviously had sex with him because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, no, one is really really yucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Velvet green couch that looked like it could possibly be

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<v Speaker 2>in like a vampire's like apartment or whatever, a velvet

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<v Speaker 2>green couch. Since he found that couch on the street,

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<v Speaker 2>Yes he.

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<v Speaker 1>Did, he did. He was not stooping on stooping NYC.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where he found. Yeo, that was a bedbug couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Hooked up with him bad like penis flaccid, like just

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<v Speaker 2>last ye like. But I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a lot of money right now, and

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<v Speaker 2>this guy is going to take care of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>When I tell you he asked me for money? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>how much money? I wanted to throw my whole body away?

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<v Speaker 2>How much money did he ask you for for like

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<v Speaker 2>four hundred dollars for what rant something didn't like go

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<v Speaker 2>through and like he had like paid for alimony or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that. I don't know, and so his account

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<v Speaker 2>was frozen and he needed to pay for something for

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<v Speaker 2>his son d his son for his son that was

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<v Speaker 2>the same age as you girl, pretty much basically. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was working at Victoria's Secret at the time. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you give him four hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not, are you crazy? I gave him one hundred anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was such a bad situation and I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>so glad that I got out of it knowing my worth.

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<v Speaker 2>So your worth is one hundred dollars, Your worth is

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<v Speaker 2>negative three hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo. His car was so beat up.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, this is like vintage, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>does that mean you need to throw it away?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what? Such not a cute car, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not how you do an old dude, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not how you try to get a be a

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<v Speaker 2>sugar baby.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way he presented himself it seemed like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's got it coins on coins on coins.

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<v Speaker 1>That didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really embarrassing and It reminded me of like

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<v Speaker 2>how I need to do better. Yeah, well, that reminds

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<v Speaker 2>me of the time I went to this man's house

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<v Speaker 2>because I also thought he was rich.

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<v Speaker 1>It might have been the same.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this guy lived in Brooklyn and that your guy

0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:15.720
<v Speaker 2>was white. No he was black.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that. Don't do that.

0:24:18.480 --> 0:24:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Don't you don't don't Alex English me, Okay, sorry, this

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:27.879
<v Speaker 2>guy was black and he was like, honestly thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>it now, he might have been like a cool one,

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<v Speaker 2>like so yeah this okay. So I realized my answer

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<v Speaker 2>about the oldest person that I but we didn't Okay,

0:24:41.960 --> 0:24:44.680
<v Speaker 2>So I go to his house. I think we met

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<v Speaker 2>on like Black Bitch set the scene. I think we

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.200
<v Speaker 2>met on black Planet or MySpace or something. It might

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<v Speaker 2>have been my Space and I was staying I was

0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:55.840
<v Speaker 2>staying in Brooklyn at the time, at my aunt's house,

0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 2>and he sent me his address and I think I

0:24:58.400 --> 0:24:58.800
<v Speaker 2>had to.

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<v Speaker 1>Am I dating myself right now.

0:25:02.400 --> 0:25:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I had to like google it on the computer because

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have dad or on my phone.

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:09.480
<v Speaker 1>And I get to his house. He had a.

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Brownstone also, and I think he was also going through

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:13.040
<v Speaker 2>a divorce.

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:15.960
<v Speaker 1>But I yo, it be these dudes.

0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:21.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeahs, yes, yes, because like when I was in my

0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 2>early twenties, I looked like I was in my early twenties,

0:25:25.920 --> 0:25:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Like I didn't.

0:25:27.119 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Look older, Like I've never looked older than what I am.

0:25:30.720 --> 0:25:33.479
<v Speaker 2>So it's like if i'm if I'm twenty or I'm

0:25:33.520 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 2>twenty one, then I look nineteen. And this guy was

0:25:37.359 --> 0:25:41.720
<v Speaker 2>like kind of like a Mario whining situation, like I

0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:46.840
<v Speaker 2>don't want yeah, but like he had like a salt

0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 2>and pepper beard, and he was I want to say

0:25:49.800 --> 0:25:52.159
<v Speaker 2>he was bald ish, but like he was. He had

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:55.760
<v Speaker 2>like a big, strong, maybe retired from some sport body.

0:25:57.240 --> 0:25:59.399
<v Speaker 2>And I remember going to his house and I remember

0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 2>his like walls were painted all like really bright colors.

0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:06.480
<v Speaker 1>I remember that, like I remember it was like lime

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:07.400
<v Speaker 1>green or something.

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:09.480
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, this see must be Jamaican or

0:26:09.520 --> 0:26:15.200
<v Speaker 2>from Grenado or some it was very bright, obnoxious colors.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:18.239
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know what the hell I expected when

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:19.760
<v Speaker 2>I went to this I had never even met this

0:26:19.880 --> 0:26:24.080
<v Speaker 2>man before. There's so many, so many instances where I

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:26.160
<v Speaker 2>just went to some man's house just for the sake

0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:30.080
<v Speaker 2>of like bonus, Like honestly, I don't know what's gonna happen,

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna go, like not necessarily for sex, but

0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:35.760
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, he asked me to come over, I'm coming over.

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:39.439
<v Speaker 2>I should have been fine, which I should have been

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:40.560
<v Speaker 2>murdered so many times.

0:26:40.640 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh we all should be sick.

0:26:42.640 --> 0:26:45.200
<v Speaker 2>I should Yeah, I should have died like at least

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:50.520
<v Speaker 2>sixteen times. But I've just had like my my instincts,

0:26:50.720 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Like my instincts were like tingling, Like.

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I needed to get out.

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Of there, like I we got to trust our good

0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:58.080
<v Speaker 2>at all times.

0:26:58.119 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 1>I left.

0:26:58.840 --> 0:27:01.240
<v Speaker 2>I made up some excuse and I left because it

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:04.359
<v Speaker 2>was like awkward, and he was he had used some

0:27:04.440 --> 0:27:07.640
<v Speaker 2>old ass photos of himself on his profile, because I.

0:27:07.600 --> 0:27:10.120
<v Speaker 1>Was like, what kind of filter did he use?

0:27:10.920 --> 0:27:13.520
<v Speaker 2>I think this is before, Well this is back when

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 2>you had to like take a picture and then scan

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 2>it and to like upload it into the computer all grainy,

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I feel like he did one of those things,

0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 2>but he did it with like his like high school.

0:27:25.840 --> 0:27:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Football photo or something like that. Because I got there,

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is your son is He was like

0:27:33.960 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 1>forty four.

0:27:35.600 --> 0:27:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta got your gut if your instincts are saying,

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I gotta get out of here.

0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Or I don't want to be here, then you make

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 1>up that excuse and you leave you you dip.

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 2>Because I'd rather be safe and seem a little bit

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>crazy than like spare your feelings and then be dusty

0:27:54.440 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 2>green velvet couch and then have him ask you for

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:59.119
<v Speaker 2>like four hundred dollars.

0:27:59.560 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

0:28:00.880 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 2>And the sex with those people is never good. It

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 2>was so bad, like it felt like sex. Remember when

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Jada Pinkett and set it off Sony was having sex

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 2>with that.

0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm in a bind, Nate. Yeah, Nate, yep,

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:20.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm in a buying Nate, I'm in a buye Nate. Yeah.

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:23.440
<v Speaker 2>And she's just in that dirty ass hotel and he's

0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 2>on top of her. He's greasy looking. That's exactly he was.

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 2>This guy was bald, it was Yeah. The sheet is

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:32.160
<v Speaker 2>only on like half the mattress.

0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:35.359
<v Speaker 1>I never think she was at his health.

0:28:35.760 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm so no, they were in a hotel. I'm so

0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:41.960
<v Speaker 2>glad that I'm that will never happen to me again. Never,

0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll never be I'll never be in a bine like that.

0:28:46.640 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Nate.

0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So cut cut fast forward six years. You are

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 2>up for the role of the lead of some movie

0:28:56.760 --> 0:29:00.320
<v Speaker 2>m the director wore. One of the producer there is

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 2>ask you to meet him at his hotel for for lunch.

0:29:05.880 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Something like that, like you actually eat with them.

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they say, Okay, I'm gonna run up and get

0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 2>the script.

0:29:13.640 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna run up and get the blank right. Actually, yeah,

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 1>you want to run up and come come get it

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 1>with me. We'll come right back down. You're going up

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:24.360
<v Speaker 1>to the room to get the script, to get the script.

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 2>No, you're saying, no, they will send the script to

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 2>my people. Okay, you've had you've just had a great lunch. Yeah,

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 2>maybe you had a niche swaz a salad or something

0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 2>like that, whatever it is.

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. As a sober person, food just tastes like food.

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 2>There's never enough food to be like, yeah, let me

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 2>go up to this nigga's hotel room. Like whenever I've

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:50.959
<v Speaker 2>had such a great lunch, it's because I've been blasted,

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 2>so wasted out of my mind, like twelve glasses of champagne.

0:29:56.960 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 1>No, you've never had a good sober lunch.

0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 2>No, oh, never, what I've had great, I've had great

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:04.160
<v Speaker 2>lunches with you.

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Marie.

0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say I find that offensive we've had no

0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:10.959
<v Speaker 2>maybe had great lunches together, but not I'm gonna have

0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:13.800
<v Speaker 2>sex with you later or go to your place. Well,

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>he's not implying that you're gonna have sex with him.

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 2>He's just saying, I'm assuming if you're talking about it. Script,

0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 2>it's in quotations.

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 3>The script is because the script is also digital.

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Script.

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So maybe he needs to get I don't know

0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:33.400
<v Speaker 2>what directors the story board.

0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He needs to go get.

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Something upstairs and he says he says, oh, yeah, I'll

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 2>meet you back down here, and then he goes, actually, no,

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 2>just come right up.

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:43.840
<v Speaker 1>We'll be right back. You're going upstairs.

0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 3>I would like test it out and like see like

0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:48.280
<v Speaker 3>what happens when you say no, you know, like how

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 3>they sort of respond to that, Like are they would

0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:53.400
<v Speaker 3>they be okay with you saying no to that?

0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean they have to be. I don't think that

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:57.320
<v Speaker 2>they have a choice. If I'm telling you, if I.

0:30:57.280 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Said one time, let me tell you an the story. Okay, Oh,

0:31:01.880 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 1>this was the old girl, this old old dude. Awful man.

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 1>I was so dumb in my early twenties.

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 2>This guy, he had to be in his fifties and

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I I was in my early twenties and I met

0:31:19.320 --> 0:31:22.520
<v Speaker 2>him through my like promoter friends, and you know, he

0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:24.720
<v Speaker 2>would always be out and you're like, oh, he's got

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 2>to be investor. He's got to be an investor of

0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 2>this club, because why is his old ass here?

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>He he And.

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 2>That's how they that's how they get you sometimes, right,

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Like you see somebody old or me anyway in New

0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:38.640
<v Speaker 2>York and I'm like.

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he must be like a finance syeare or something

0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 1>like that.

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 2>He must have some money, and then it's just like

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 2>just an old person like living in a basement. It mean,

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.480
<v Speaker 2>it's really mean. And that's why you just can't assume

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 2>with these people. But like he did have money, but

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.280
<v Speaker 2>he wasn't gonna give it to me. But he thought

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna give him some like just because just

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:07.720
<v Speaker 2>because I thought his status was enough for us to

0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 2>have sex.

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:09.360
<v Speaker 1>And it's just like no, sir.

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 2>So, like I went up to this hotel and he's

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 2>talking like he took me to dinner, and it was

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:17.040
<v Speaker 2>just embarrassing being at dinner with him because it was

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 2>clear everybody was looking at us like this bitch is

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 2>a hooker, a prostitution. Har there was just no reason

0:32:27.120 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 2>why me in this like American apparel to dress that's

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 2>like tangerine color.

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was that was good dress.

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 2>Honeys feeling it in my Steve Maddens that are missing

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 2>the middle part of yes.

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>And then Jessica Simpson with.

0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:50.960
<v Speaker 2>You get that tap tap tap when and then I

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 2>would walk on just one heel and so you just oh,

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:57.280
<v Speaker 2>I was struggling. Oh man, I missed those fucking days.

0:32:57.480 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 2>No you don't, Yes, I do. Okay, So you go

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:04.080
<v Speaker 2>to the hotel room and it's clear that he wants

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 2>to hook up and kiss, and I'm like, and then,

0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>so how do you how do you dodge a kiss

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 2>from an old, rich person in his hotels? I'm an actress, Like,

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I can't boot, but I can't act when I want.

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I started crying.

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I cried about something that went on

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 2>that day that I was upset about.

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I was.

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 2>I think I started crying about money actually, oh. And

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:28.440
<v Speaker 2>he was like, oh, well, it looks like we're both

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 2>trying to get each other right now. And then and

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 2>then he told me he had cancer.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the fuck? How do you beat me?

0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:38.840
<v Speaker 1>How do you beat me with it.

0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:41.480
<v Speaker 2>After he told you he had cancer, you sucked his

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:43.959
<v Speaker 2>dick or no, I did not. I was like I

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 2>started crying because he had cancer. And then like years

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:51.240
<v Speaker 2>later he died, so he really didn't have cancer. Because

0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:54.080
<v Speaker 2>at first I was like he's lying, and then later

0:33:54.120 --> 0:33:56.280
<v Speaker 2>on he was not lying about the cancer.

0:33:56.880 --> 0:34:01.680
<v Speaker 1>You but how do you hit the cancer at somebody?

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 1>For sex? Can know anybody what right? It gets you dry?

0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:12.200
<v Speaker 2>So maybe that's maybe that's that's something somebody listening, it's

0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:14.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna be they get out of jail free card. Maybe

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 2>you know you're in a situation with somebody that you

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 2>don't want to have sex with, and you you do

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:19.600
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of Sydney and you do a little

0:34:19.640 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 2>bit of this man, you cry and then when they

0:34:21.320 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 2>ask you what you're crying, you say because you got canceled,

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 2>and then you don't have to have sex with this person.

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm truly disappointing myself. Why you didn't wait, did you

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 1>have s No?

0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 2>I didn't look, but I really thought, yo, I was

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:36.879
<v Speaker 2>I was city girls, but like.

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:40.799
<v Speaker 1>The bad kind. Yeah, I mean, and I think that's

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:41.239
<v Speaker 1>the thing.

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:44.120
<v Speaker 2>Like fresh out of college, you're like you're in you're

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:46.399
<v Speaker 2>in New York City. You're like, Oh, everybody here has

0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:48.520
<v Speaker 2>money except me. I'm gonna give some of this money.

0:34:49.400 --> 0:34:51.760
<v Speaker 2>I remember, I think I told this story on here before.

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I was at Barnes and Nobles in Union Square, so

0:34:55.360 --> 0:34:58.959
<v Speaker 2>Marnes and Nobley and this I was in there charging

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:00.239
<v Speaker 2>my phone and they this.

0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Guy walked by the edge of the aisle and.

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:05.120
<v Speaker 2>I think we made like eye contact for a second,

0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:07.879
<v Speaker 2>and then he kept going and then I saw him

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:10.839
<v Speaker 2>come back the other way, and I'm like, this man

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:15.839
<v Speaker 2>is watching me. This like slovenly, like sloppy beige man

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 2>is watching me. And I guess he finally musted up

0:35:18.800 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 2>the courage to come over because he was like a.

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 1>He was like, hey, I just can't stop. Look you

0:35:24.760 --> 0:35:28.440
<v Speaker 1>are striking or whatever. And I was like, I'm gabing you,

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>which is true? You are?

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:32.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I think I had straight back corn rows

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:35.800
<v Speaker 2>that day. So I was like, who are you talking to? Obviously,

0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Queen the tefish is your type. And look that's a

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:42.880
<v Speaker 2>look friend, Thank you so much. And he was like, Oh,

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 2>he's a director or a producer or something and he's

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:49.359
<v Speaker 2>working on something. He just finished some movie. Some Mike

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.239
<v Speaker 2>Tyson documentary or something, and it's like, can I take

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 2>you to lunch? She was like, I'm working on something

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 2>that I feel like like a really good look for

0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 2>and you know, I'm young and hungry and my phone

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:01.480
<v Speaker 2>is almost charged now, so I'm like, yeah, I'll go

0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>to lunch. So we went somewhere like around the corner,

0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>so not even nothing fancy. I was like, oh, this

0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:10.239
<v Speaker 2>man must be poor. Are we shouldn't like splitting this rap?

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 2>We're sharing this rap and so we're talking and he's

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:15.400
<v Speaker 2>like gross.

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 1>He's like big and sweaty, and I was.

0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Like, hey, hey, hey, it's okay to be big and sweaty.

0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Some of our closest listeners are big and sweaty.

0:36:26.280 --> 0:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's hot. Some of them don't have a CS.

0:36:28.320 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm not talking about any of the people who

0:36:30.080 --> 0:36:33.600
<v Speaker 2>are listening. Just imagine sloppy, sweaty.

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:36.879
<v Speaker 1>Patchy beard, creepy white man.

0:36:37.000 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 2>That's nobody that's listening is that is all of those

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 2>things at the same time. So he's talking to me,

0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 2>he's like, I have a script. I'm gonna send it

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 2>to you, blah blah blah. He's like, oh, I'm having

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 2>lunch with Tom Cruise or dinner with Tom Cruise tonight

0:36:51.920 --> 0:36:54.920
<v Speaker 2>or tomorrow. And I was like, oh, okay, I'm having

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I too. Am I having dinner with Tom Cruise? What

0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:00.280
<v Speaker 2>am I gonna wear it to?

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise? I went to like Strawberry and Rainbow and Marshalls. No,

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:09.959
<v Speaker 1>you hate those places? Do we? Okay? So the next

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:12.960
<v Speaker 1>day he called.

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:16.359
<v Speaker 2>Me and he was like, okay, so I'm meeting up

0:37:16.360 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 2>with Tom at such and such time. I think it

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 2>was a text. I'm meeting up with Tom and such

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:22.839
<v Speaker 2>and such time. And I'm like, okay, well I'm waiting

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:23.480
<v Speaker 2>for the address.

0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:26.240
<v Speaker 1>He's like, okay. So after we're done.

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Eating, Znamma hits you up and you can come by

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 2>the hotel to run these lines.

0:37:33.080 --> 0:37:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Good excuse you. I'm not good enough to eat with

0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise. I'm not good enough to eat with Tom

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth Cruise.

0:37:41.560 --> 0:37:42.920
<v Speaker 2>But after he sent me that mes to down, I

0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:45.840
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh this is this man is disgusting, Like

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:48.360
<v Speaker 2>he really thinks that he is a shot with me

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:51.960
<v Speaker 2>and my straight back cornrows. So I like, I made

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 2>up an excuse and I didn't go last year. All

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 2>this stuff, like when all the meat Too stuff came out,

0:37:56.880 --> 0:37:59.080
<v Speaker 2>his name was eat all the meat too stuff.

0:37:59.520 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 1>No, it was me too and people. Yes, what's his name?

0:38:02.840 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 1>James Tobek?

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:10.319
<v Speaker 2>You did tell me about this guy? I remember that story. Yeah,

0:38:10.360 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 2>if you google him right now, like you'll see his

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:14.439
<v Speaker 2>face and you'll see what I'm talking about.

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:15.759
<v Speaker 1>And none of our listeners look like that.

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:20.799
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, m.

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:23.760
<v Speaker 1>But what like all all the meat too stuff happened?

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:25.439
<v Speaker 2>His name was like right there, like at the top,

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:28.239
<v Speaker 2>well underneath Bill Cosby and Weinstein. But he was like,

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:31.000
<v Speaker 2>oh he looks disgusting.

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Yikes. Can you imagine? Can you imagine young.

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Sexy Rezie and this man I'm gonna come back to

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 2>the hotel.

0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but what kind of dress were you wearing?

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, when I was in Barnes and Nobles, I don't

0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:52.239
<v Speaker 2>even know if I had a dress on.

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>This somebody had on some you know, coty cut of shorts.

0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. He walks by with his little fedora.

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, ah, no, sir, you know this.

0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Why does he look like I'm not gonna say who,

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:16.320
<v Speaker 2>but somebody like a bigger who somebody from that festival.

0:39:17.760 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, he looks like a very

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:30.319
<v Speaker 2>prominent festival person that be booking people anyway. Like, I mean,

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 2>we've all had sex that we regret, We've all have

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:38.440
<v Speaker 2>hookups that we regret, but that is something that I

0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:40.239
<v Speaker 2>do not regret at all. Like there was no way

0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:44.720
<v Speaker 2>I was letting that anywhere inside me or on top

0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 2>of me.

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm proud of.

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Me, but it's like realistically that you don't have to

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 2>be proud of me about that for like I would

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 2>never fir Hey, man, I've done some I can't talk

0:39:57.600 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 2>about it on the pod, but yeah, you get okay,

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>youre gonna say for the patreon, I think so. I

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:04.439
<v Speaker 2>think I'll save it for the Patreon. But also it's

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:08.879
<v Speaker 2>just like, you know, I want somebody to to want

0:40:08.920 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 2>me forever, and I need to start figuring out what

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put on the pod.

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold on,

0:40:16.480 --> 0:40:18.600
<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, shut it up.

0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 1>What you want somebody to want you forever?

0:40:21.200 --> 0:40:24.400
<v Speaker 2>So you are not gonna You're gonna be more careful

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:25.759
<v Speaker 2>about what you say on the podcast now.

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:33.319
<v Speaker 1>So it sounds like somebody might have got in trouble. No,

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get in trouble, but they were like, you know,

0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:43.640
<v Speaker 1>some things you gotta keep for us yeah, and by us,

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean me in the pod. That's what I'm saying.

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:49.120
<v Speaker 1>This is us.

0:40:51.719 --> 0:40:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I know, but I have to have to be better.

0:40:53.800 --> 0:40:57.239
<v Speaker 2>I want you know, I couldn't imagine someone I couldn't be.

0:40:57.239 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't imagine being on the other side, someone having

0:41:00.680 --> 0:41:04.239
<v Speaker 2>a beautiful podcast with tons of listeners just hearing my

0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, every little secret and intimate moment.

0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:09.720
<v Speaker 1>It's just wrong.

0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 2>We should actually go to jail for all of the

0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:15.239
<v Speaker 2>stories that we've told. Someone thinks that they're sharing a

0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 2>moment with us, and it's like, Bam, Jeff, Jeff from

0:41:19.680 --> 0:41:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Minnesota heard everyone, Jeff from me a sorta look.

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>These things happened.

0:41:27.840 --> 0:41:31.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm with you now in that he's actively

0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:34.439
<v Speaker 2>listening to the like episodes of the podcast, and they'll

0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 2>send me screenshots of the episodes when he's listening, and

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, he's at twenty six minutes in. Let

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 2>me see what we said at twenty six minutes in, because.

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I know that's good that he's sending you like time

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:49.000
<v Speaker 1>time slots or whatever.

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:52.600
<v Speaker 2>No, he's sending me shots of him listening. He's not

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:55.240
<v Speaker 2>saying this is where I'm at. I'm just I'm using

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 2>my eyeballs, and I'm like, okay, this.

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Is oh shit, Okay, damn.

0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>But I mean we do say some wild things on here,

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 2>but for the most part, I stand by what we've said.

0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Like, did you stand by what you say? You're a monster?

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:12.799
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:19.880
<v Speaker 1>An alien? What? I resent that Marie can do no wrong?

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:23.040
<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? We can say mean things

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 1>about people. She can be problematic, and everybody's like, this

0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:28.240
<v Speaker 1>is so funny.

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:29.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm obsessed.

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 2>So I can say mean things about people and people

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 2>will be upset, Like people get upset.

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:37.560
<v Speaker 1>When they maybe hurt and offended.

0:42:37.760 --> 0:42:39.920
<v Speaker 2>When we have one we have one person right here

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 2>who has been upset by things that I've said before

0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:44.720
<v Speaker 2>that was in the past.

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about recent.

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 3>It's always in the past when it's with me.

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:54.080
<v Speaker 1>The past. And I thought we got past that.

0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 3>You know, we're talking about Marie's relationships with people. And yeah,

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:00.880
<v Speaker 3>it happened. I'm sure it will happen again.

0:43:01.040 --> 0:43:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, Oh, I'm sure it's gonna happen again. Andrew,

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 2>what's the what? Where did you ever have a situation

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 2>where you were going to hook up with somebody and

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 2>you've changed your mind at the last minute, or you

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.719
<v Speaker 2>were like, ah, my spidy senses are telling me that

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:21.279
<v Speaker 2>I need to get.

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 3>Like like all the time. I'm just like, yeah, I

0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 3>don't want to be here. I already sort of like

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:27.000
<v Speaker 3>got everything I needed. I don't need to put myself

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 3>at risk to just like for what exactly. You know,

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:34.840
<v Speaker 3>you just go home and then I mean you just masturbate,

0:43:34.920 --> 0:43:36.880
<v Speaker 3>and it's like that's the same. That's the safest option.

0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:39.399
<v Speaker 1>So it is the safe option. It's the safest option,

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 1>but it's not the funnest option.

0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:42.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but wouldn't you rather hook up with someone that's

0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 3>like okay, like you know, you know, I don't like

0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 3>thinking about like creepy guys being creepy with a bunch

0:43:51.160 --> 0:43:53.640
<v Speaker 3>of other people. You know, It's like how many times

0:43:53.640 --> 0:43:56.960
<v Speaker 3>does it work out? Yeah, So I don't want to

0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 3>be another.

0:43:57.640 --> 0:44:03.400
<v Speaker 1>And guys that are creepy. Guys that are creepy do have.

0:44:03.360 --> 0:44:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Sex all the time, not all the time with everybody,

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:11.320
<v Speaker 2>all the time they are having sex. Well, the problem

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:13.960
<v Speaker 2>is is that creepy people pick and choose when they're

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 2>gonna be creepy, so they'll always be that one fucking

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>bitch just like he's not creepy to me.

0:44:20.239 --> 0:44:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, they're creepy.

0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Creepy girl, listen, listen, you are not You're the exception.

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 2>And also you don't know, he's not creepy right now,

0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 2>but you know, uh twelve vodka tonics and who knows. Yeah,

0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:41.319
<v Speaker 2>But also everybody has different tastes, right, Like somebody that's

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:42.399
<v Speaker 2>creepy to you might be.

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:43.720
<v Speaker 1>Mysterious to somebody else.

0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Somebody that's that's nasty to you is might just be

0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:47.400
<v Speaker 2>a Taurus.

0:44:47.440 --> 0:44:49.359
<v Speaker 1>It's experienced to somebody else.

0:44:49.360 --> 0:44:54.400
<v Speaker 2>You said, a taurus. Yeah, so yet there's Captain Savor

0:44:54.440 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 2>groups out there. They love that weird stuff. But I'm

0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:03.560
<v Speaker 2>I just want I want my normal, like, oh this

0:45:03.560 --> 0:45:07.439
<v Speaker 2>this makes sense type behavior. Don't don't be creepy, don't

0:45:07.440 --> 0:45:13.279
<v Speaker 2>be gross, don't be sweaty, don't beat James, don't be that.

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:21.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's a there's a club promoter in New York

0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:25.319
<v Speaker 3>that sort of like scoops up every like young day

0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:29.920
<v Speaker 3>that moves to Manhattan for college, and they just just

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 3>like scoops them all up and says, come to my parties.

0:45:32.640 --> 0:45:35.239
<v Speaker 3>Come to my parties. And the parties like they are

0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:39.200
<v Speaker 3>I guess, like they're fun. And there's a lot of

0:45:39.239 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 3>people there. I've been to a few, Like when I

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:45.960
<v Speaker 3>was like freshly twenty one, I went a few times

0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 3>and then I could.

0:45:46.640 --> 0:45:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Say you're too old now, well you aged.

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Also, I didn't give the guy what he wanted. He

0:45:52.080 --> 0:45:55.000
<v Speaker 3>was like, come, I come out to dinner before one

0:45:55.040 --> 0:45:57.879
<v Speaker 3>of my parties, like I have, like I think, he said,

0:45:58.000 --> 0:46:00.200
<v Speaker 3>I have a job for you, and I'm like, no,

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:01.839
<v Speaker 3>a job.

0:46:01.960 --> 0:46:03.480
<v Speaker 2>You didn't even you didn't even go to see what

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 2>the job wasn't.

0:46:05.920 --> 0:46:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Because he was already like mean to me at like

0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:11.240
<v Speaker 3>a few points where he was like passive aggressive because

0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:15.480
<v Speaker 3>he already had like hotter uh gay men like flaunching

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:17.839
<v Speaker 3>all over him. And some of my friends have like

0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:23.000
<v Speaker 3>done sexual favors for him to just get women into

0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 3>his parties.

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, no, uh wait wait wait wait wait

0:46:28.040 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 2>what wait his friends have done Your friends have done

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:32.440
<v Speaker 2>favors for him to get women into his parties.

0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 3>It was like it was his New Year's Eve party.

0:46:37.120 --> 0:46:38.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they love that one.

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:43.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sure people that listen are familiar with him.

0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're gonna talk off the record, then I would

0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:48.479
<v Speaker 2>love to know who you're talking about.

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 3>No, I mean he's a creep and everyone, like everyone

0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:52.759
<v Speaker 3>for the most part knows it. But like I mean,

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:54.319
<v Speaker 3>like when you were talking about, like when we were

0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:57.320
<v Speaker 3>talking about like creepy defenders, there's so many creepy defenders

0:46:57.360 --> 0:47:01.080
<v Speaker 3>because they he'll fly them out to like Disney World

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 3>and Hawaii and they'll just like do all these like

0:47:03.360 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 3>crazy things, and you.

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Know what, Okay, give us examples of what some of

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:08.560
<v Speaker 2>the crazy things that they're doing for him.

0:47:08.560 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I just want to know, like how much Hawaii is

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:11.880
<v Speaker 1>for me.

0:47:13.000 --> 0:47:18.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know because I haven't been on these trips.

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 1>You're like set the seed. Yeah, you know, but.

0:47:22.880 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 3>Now I haven't been. But like it's it's just a

0:47:25.400 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 3>sex trip. They have private jets.

0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 1>It's just a sex trip. There's no Jeffrey Epstein sex

0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 1>trip Island. Literally that's the sex trip.

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:40.040
<v Speaker 2>But think about the sex that you've had for free

0:47:40.560 --> 0:47:41.719
<v Speaker 2>in Brooklyn.

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say that.

0:47:44.120 --> 0:47:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Think about all the locally farmed dick that you had

0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 2>to sit on here at least a flight and you know,

0:47:51.320 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe some barados.

0:47:53.640 --> 0:47:54.080
<v Speaker 1>You might get.

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 2>You might get a nice a nice continental breakfast too,

0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:58.319
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:47:58.920 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Emotional of doing something like that.

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 2>But think about but think about all the bad sex

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 2>that you've had here, at least you get some passport stamps.

0:48:08.640 --> 0:48:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but bad say I come out of bad sex

0:48:11.560 --> 0:48:14.520
<v Speaker 3>being like okay, like it wasn't like the worst thing

0:48:14.520 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 3>in the world. Like now I know I don't like

0:48:16.560 --> 0:48:21.719
<v Speaker 3>this thing. You know, we're in the future, I don't.

0:48:22.239 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't need to go on this sex trip where

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:25.719
<v Speaker 3>I know that it's just going to be like a

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:27.960
<v Speaker 3>sex trip that I don't like having sex with a

0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:31.520
<v Speaker 3>person if I know I'm already gonna not enjoy them,

0:48:31.560 --> 0:48:32.799
<v Speaker 3>why why do it?

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I know I've done that, I've done like I could

0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.839
<v Speaker 2>tell the way this person is walking, the stroke gonna

0:48:38.840 --> 0:48:41.400
<v Speaker 2>be trash. But it's like I gotta just I gotta

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:43.840
<v Speaker 2>just try it out and see, because you know, it

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:47.400
<v Speaker 2>made me laugh a couple of times. But like, you know,

0:48:47.640 --> 0:48:56.319
<v Speaker 2>life is crazy. I think it's funny. I I now,

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:59.680
<v Speaker 2>at this point in my life, I don't. I'll take

0:48:59.680 --> 0:49:01.200
<v Speaker 2>it back because I'm saying I think I don't. I

0:49:01.200 --> 0:49:04.520
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't get on a jet to have sex, but I would.

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I would get on somebody's jet to have sex in

0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:08.320
<v Speaker 2>a different international waters.

0:49:08.360 --> 0:49:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I would absolutely still do that at the age of

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 1>right now.

0:49:11.719 --> 0:49:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I'm sorry that I will at least at

0:49:14.440 --> 0:49:15.800
<v Speaker 2>least at least one time.

0:49:16.160 --> 0:49:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I wish I could, you know, be your partner in

0:49:19.160 --> 0:49:19.879
<v Speaker 1>crime with that.

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.480
<v Speaker 2>That would be fun just to see, just you know,

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:24.600
<v Speaker 2>and it we'd be in the same room and I

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:27.040
<v Speaker 2>see you getting bad, dick, and no, no, no.

0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:28.440
<v Speaker 1>No, no, see that. I'm not No.

0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:31.440
<v Speaker 2>If I'm getting on a plane, it's if it's a

0:49:31.480 --> 0:49:34.920
<v Speaker 2>private plane, it's private room, it's private balcony, it's private everything.

0:49:35.000 --> 0:49:36.880
<v Speaker 1>But no, but we're supposed to be having like a

0:49:36.920 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 1>tag team moment. I have a question a tag team moment.

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 2>So so I'm having tiens with this person and then

0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:45.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tag you in.

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:48.879
<v Speaker 1>That's what you're saying, because that's what a tag team is. Friend, Oh,

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:50.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what tag team means.

0:49:50.520 --> 0:49:57.600
<v Speaker 3>Then I have a follow up question from last week's episode. Yeah, yes, okay,

0:49:58.040 --> 0:50:03.919
<v Speaker 3>talking about uh sex scenario between the two of you. Yeah,

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:08.240
<v Speaker 3>yess your current sexual partners and both of your sexual

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:12.120
<v Speaker 3>partners have listened to the episode. Yeah, okay, is there

0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:13.319
<v Speaker 3>any updates on that?

0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:17.560
<v Speaker 2>My dude, My dude is always ready to go, so

0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:21.200
<v Speaker 2>he said he can pull up, he can be here

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:26.319
<v Speaker 2>in ten minutes. If we say yes, Sidney, what did

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:26.800
<v Speaker 2>she say?

0:50:27.280 --> 0:50:31.959
<v Speaker 1>Is she down? She said do it? I don't think

0:50:32.400 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 1>she got to that point of the episode. Oh yeah,

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:38.880
<v Speaker 1>that was right at the end. Yes, yep, it was

0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:40.479
<v Speaker 1>at the very end that yeah.

0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:42.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, drop a bomb at the end.

0:50:43.360 --> 0:50:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, we always gotta have a twist for

0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:49.160
<v Speaker 1>the listeners. I don't know we're gonna have a twist.

0:50:49.160 --> 0:50:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Are we gonna have a twist now? Because we're pretty

0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:55.880
<v Speaker 1>much on end? Yeah, we're at the end of the episode.

0:50:56.600 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean I asked the question last week.

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Is there something that you want to ask this week

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:06.640
<v Speaker 2>for the twist or a question that you want the

0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:11.160
<v Speaker 2>audience to answer for us?

0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Is it okay to be butt naked on your couch?

0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Is it gross? Or is it? Is it

0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 1>what everybody's doing? It's okay. I think it's okay because

0:51:24.600 --> 0:51:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I do it here.

0:51:25.440 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 2>But are you putting a sheet down or a towel

0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:33.520
<v Speaker 2>or sometimes are you sitting on a shirt Like I

0:51:33.600 --> 0:51:38.480
<v Speaker 2>got a brand new cat Brant Duke and ass has

0:51:38.560 --> 0:51:41.560
<v Speaker 2>been on it several times, and I'm like, should I

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:42.759
<v Speaker 2>feel bad about this?

0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Or are you you're not sitting on like a pair

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:46.520
<v Speaker 1>of folded shorts.

0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:51.839
<v Speaker 3>You're not sitting on this one. That's just to put

0:51:51.880 --> 0:51:52.640
<v Speaker 3>something down.

0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:59.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm yes, yeah, I mean if I if I put

0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:01.120
<v Speaker 2>a sheet on, and I might as well just put

0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:07.200
<v Speaker 2>some shorts on. No, not necessarily, like I'll be I'll

0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 2>lay naked on the couch. But I don't think I'm

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:13.920
<v Speaker 2>sitting naked. So you're laying on the couch like you're

0:52:14.000 --> 0:52:15.920
<v Speaker 2>dead in a casket, that's what.

0:52:16.040 --> 0:52:16.680
<v Speaker 1>That's how you're.

0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Laid out like titties smushed on the velvet, like watching something,

0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:26.399
<v Speaker 2>or like laying on my back even but yes, but

0:52:26.840 --> 0:52:32.480
<v Speaker 2>sitting like with my butthole open, like grazing the top fabric.

0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:36.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not like I I'll put some pennies on and

0:52:36.840 --> 0:52:40.239
<v Speaker 2>sit on the couch, okay. Or I'm I'm if I like,

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:41.600
<v Speaker 2>if I get out of the shower and I have

0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 2>a towel on, I'll, you know, I'll take the towel.

0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:44.759
<v Speaker 1>Off and I'll sit on my couch.

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:50.320
<v Speaker 2>But no, I'm not Andrew, Yes, yeah, because there's a

0:52:50.400 --> 0:52:53.680
<v Speaker 2>huge difference between sitting and laying. Oh fuck you guys,

0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:56.320
<v Speaker 2>it's a couch like just wipe your ass.

0:52:56.000 --> 0:52:57.840
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean like jelly and jam like already have

0:52:57.880 --> 0:52:59.239
<v Speaker 3>their on top of it.

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh, you know you're not on the couch that

0:53:04.320 --> 0:53:07.560
<v Speaker 2>cats don't sit on the couch. They don't. They don't

0:53:07.600 --> 0:53:09.319
<v Speaker 2>sit on the couch. He's going to be on top

0:53:09.360 --> 0:53:11.759
<v Speaker 2>of the couch. They're not into the couch. They like

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 2>sitting on the floor because it's hot in my apartment.

0:53:14.239 --> 0:53:16.319
<v Speaker 2>So they just they just want to be where it's cool.

0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:18.840
<v Speaker 3>But they were just on your headboard. What's the difference

0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:20.160
<v Speaker 3>this is?

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:23.040
<v Speaker 2>This is they know that this is the the communal

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:26.640
<v Speaker 2>this is that's the climbing couch. That's like a floor,

0:53:27.680 --> 0:53:31.000
<v Speaker 2>this couch. Sidney, you're saying that they've never been on

0:53:31.040 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 2>your couch.

0:53:31.800 --> 0:53:35.279
<v Speaker 1>No they haven't. I must be because jam can't jump.

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Jelly can't jump that. They can jump. They

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:40.440
<v Speaker 1>just it's too hot. They don't want to be on that.

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:44.080
<v Speaker 1>It's velvet. Okay, we believe you look at me winking.

0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:46.720
<v Speaker 1>So that's the answer.

0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:49.960
<v Speaker 2>That's the question for the pod this week is is

0:53:50.000 --> 0:53:51.799
<v Speaker 2>it okay to sit but naked.

0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:52.120
<v Speaker 1>On your couch?

0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:54.560
<v Speaker 3>Sitting?

0:53:55.120 --> 0:54:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Sitting? Not yeah, sitting?

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I guess the answer for Sydney, Yes it is okay,

0:54:03.719 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 2>but I've done it. But then I went back, and

0:54:06.680 --> 0:54:07.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, is this all right?

0:54:08.760 --> 0:54:11.960
<v Speaker 3>What I feel like during like quarantine especially, it's fine, Like,

0:54:12.280 --> 0:54:15.040
<v Speaker 3>who's gonna sit on this couch? It's my couch.

0:54:15.280 --> 0:54:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, well, my friends have come over and they

0:54:17.520 --> 0:54:18.440
<v Speaker 2>sat on my Yeah.

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:22.279
<v Speaker 1>I was sitting on that sex couch. Uh yesterday? Did

0:54:22.280 --> 0:54:24.799
<v Speaker 1>it look nice? You liked it? I mean now I

0:54:24.840 --> 0:54:26.640
<v Speaker 1>know that it's comfortable.

0:54:26.719 --> 0:54:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Now I know it's covered in skid marks, but it's

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:31.960
<v Speaker 2>not because I washed my ass and then I get

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 2>on the couch. Anyway, this week was fun. I did

0:54:42.080 --> 0:54:46.000
<v Speaker 2>not smoke, but I feel high. So look at that.

0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:48.680
<v Speaker 2>That's what That's what it feels like when you're when

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:52.920
<v Speaker 2>you're friends with your better half, my.

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Better half, Andrew, thank you so much for we didn't

0:54:55.239 --> 0:54:57.960
<v Speaker 1>we didn't figure out a title.

0:54:58.160 --> 0:55:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Fun right now off the top of your head.

0:55:03.320 --> 0:55:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Naked on the couch, yeah, butt naked on the couch,

0:55:06.640 --> 0:55:10.440
<v Speaker 2>butt naked on a vilvid couch yeah, or skid marks

0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:14.960
<v Speaker 2>on the couch like skid marks on the sofa.

0:55:15.480 --> 0:55:15.920
<v Speaker 3>Literation.

0:55:16.760 --> 0:55:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I like that, you know, I love a literation.

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Or something about old people trying to have sights with

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:30.160
<v Speaker 2>young people like mister Burns, Daddy war books, Boks.

0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Daddy, horror books or damn Sydney.

0:55:34.280 --> 0:55:36.800
<v Speaker 2>It was something that you said, American apparel dress or

0:55:36.880 --> 0:55:41.200
<v Speaker 2>something like that, like mm hmm, I think something along

0:55:41.239 --> 0:55:42.800
<v Speaker 2>the lines of one of the things that y'all just said.

0:55:43.200 --> 0:55:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll figure it out, We'll figure it out. Okay,

0:55:47.920 --> 0:55:48.719
<v Speaker 1>we're good.

0:55:49.400 --> 0:55:50.959
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I just need to take a sip of water.

0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't really have any final words for you guys either.

0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean, after last week, I'm exhausted. I'm still tired

0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:04.000
<v Speaker 2>from what we're from last week. You're thirsty, friend, I've

0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:08.399
<v Speaker 2>been having a blast, so yeah, God is good.

0:56:08.400 --> 0:56:11.359
<v Speaker 1>I love this for you. I do. I really love

0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:11.759
<v Speaker 1>this for you.

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm do I look happy, you look you look a

0:56:19.000 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 2>little tired.

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Si Okay, someone wrote fuck you someone are well rested,

0:56:24.640 --> 0:56:26.880
<v Speaker 1>but also like you've been up late nights.

0:56:27.120 --> 0:56:31.680
<v Speaker 2>I looked at some of the Yes, they're extremely hilarious, witty,

0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:35.600
<v Speaker 2>and shady as hell, not to mention Dropdad gorgeous, hands

0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:38.360
<v Speaker 2>down my favorite podcast. I even pay for the Patreon.

0:56:38.680 --> 0:56:41.279
<v Speaker 2>It's worth it to support these amazing women. If you

0:56:41.320 --> 0:56:44.919
<v Speaker 2>don't love Marie and Sydney, you don't love yourself. Wait,

0:56:45.000 --> 0:56:46.920
<v Speaker 2>please read the one that you screenshot me.

0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:47.480
<v Speaker 1>The other day.

0:56:47.600 --> 0:56:52.040
<v Speaker 2>I love that review more than I think anything we've

0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:53.440
<v Speaker 2>gotten in recent time.

0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:55.760
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm talking about.

0:56:56.160 --> 0:56:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Let me see hold on, let me see what I

0:56:59.600 --> 0:57:04.960
<v Speaker 2>wrote my friend Hold on second, I mean, oh, okay,

0:57:05.280 --> 0:57:05.799
<v Speaker 2>here we go.

0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's uh.

0:57:08.680 --> 0:57:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Ooh okay. Give them all your reviews and money. I've

0:57:16.080 --> 0:57:18.640
<v Speaker 2>been listening to Sidney and Marie for years. I'm not

0:57:18.720 --> 0:57:22.040
<v Speaker 2>super into podcasts, but this one has my this one

0:57:22.200 --> 0:57:26.480
<v Speaker 2>has my forever loyalty. They are just too funny for

0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 2>me to ever stop. Their repertoire of comedy seeps into

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:33.320
<v Speaker 2>every conversation they have with each other and their guests.

0:57:33.440 --> 0:57:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm cackling constantly. A few years ago, I got into

0:57:36.800 --> 0:57:42.320
<v Speaker 2>a car accident. I was fine, but my car was gone, totaled, obliterated,

0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:46.080
<v Speaker 2>and yet my radio still worked. Sidney and Marie voices

0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:50.240
<v Speaker 2>were laughing at my wreckage. That'd be enough trauma for

0:57:50.320 --> 0:57:54.120
<v Speaker 2>one to stop listening. But you're wrong. I escape death

0:57:54.440 --> 0:57:57.120
<v Speaker 2>and am forever afraid of driving. But I will forever

0:57:57.280 --> 0:58:00.120
<v Speaker 2>give these two, but I will never give these to

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:03.240
<v Speaker 2>you up. Thank you both for the endless last, even

0:58:03.280 --> 0:58:07.480
<v Speaker 2>while sitting in the rubble of my destroyed car. What

0:58:07.680 --> 0:58:12.400
<v Speaker 2>a divine imagine getting into a car accident and it's

0:58:12.600 --> 0:58:18.200
<v Speaker 2>us laughing yeah, in the wreckage, just cackling.

0:58:18.440 --> 0:58:23.800
<v Speaker 1>That visual is beautiful to me, iconic. I love it.

0:58:24.280 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 1>I love it too. I love it and I love

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:29.680
<v Speaker 1>this podcast. Just keep reviewing, guys, keep reviewing.

0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:33.240
<v Speaker 2>I would love for us to get to one thousand reviews.

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:34.720
<v Speaker 1>We're all from there.

0:58:34.920 --> 0:58:42.200
<v Speaker 2>We're at nine nine sixty three, So keep it going anyway, y'all,

0:58:42.280 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 2>keep those going. We are going to stop right here.

0:58:45.280 --> 0:58:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening to this podcast. If you have

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:51.280
<v Speaker 2>a story about a time that you had to trust

0:58:51.320 --> 0:58:53.800
<v Speaker 2>your instincts, or you went to have sex with somebody

0:58:53.840 --> 0:58:56.680
<v Speaker 2>and you were like, actually no, we would love to

0:58:56.720 --> 0:58:57.040
<v Speaker 2>hear it.

0:58:57.080 --> 0:58:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Send those to us.

0:58:59.080 --> 0:59:04.960
<v Speaker 2>And also send us maybe like a quick description of

0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:06.800
<v Speaker 2>what your wedding would look like?

0:59:09.240 --> 0:59:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Where for myself? Hit us with a why, where's it

0:59:12.400 --> 0:59:15.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna be? Who's gonna be there? How many guests? Yep?

0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:19.640
<v Speaker 2>And what your what your dream partner looks like?

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, like what celebrity it looks like?

0:59:21.240 --> 0:59:21.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Who would play them in a movie? Mm hmm. If

0:59:23.280 --> 0:59:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you're with that person, send us their picture.

0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:26.360
<v Speaker 2>So we can tell you who would play them in

0:59:26.400 --> 0:59:28.080
<v Speaker 2>a movie.

0:59:27.720 --> 0:59:29.160
<v Speaker 1>That's funny For the next.

0:59:29.040 --> 0:59:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Episode, Anyway begs guys, goodbye bye Forever.

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