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Speaker 1: It's next next week.

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Speaker 2: No, you can do it next week, next week. Hello, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I already said it. No no, no, Hurrie, come on no.

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Speaker 1: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 2: Yes, clearly, because I can't really hear myself, I can

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Speaker 2: hear you, baby, yo.

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Speaker 1: When zoom dies, that is the day that we dance. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I don't want no more zooms zoom zooms. Oh thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm let me hear say wayo, wayo zoom zoom zoom

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Speaker 1: And let me hear you say wayo. Whoa girl you're looking?

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Speaker 1: Also fine, let me lick you up and down.

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Speaker 2: Nasty ass songs in the nineties they were so gross,

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Speaker 1: That's real music, right.

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Speaker 2: There was time now, yeah, I mean, speaking of a

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Speaker 1: My friend.

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Speaker 2: You know the people who reached out, y'all nosy as

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Speaker 2: nosy nosy and you need to just simmer down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: I wish I could provide that type of entertainment all

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Speaker 2: They just want to know who the person is, or

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Speaker 2: My ex note like stuff like that, and it's just like,

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Speaker 2: we're not friends guys. Like I know, we say hey, friends,

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Speaker 2: So that episode was so juicy that the person that

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Speaker 2: Yes, he listened to the E Preyho episode, which he

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Speaker 2: I just some reflecting this week. I had to listen

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like people, of course, people think

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Speaker 1: We be we be very graphic on here, very detailed.

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Speaker 1: I mean anytime we say the words squirting, that's pretty graphic. Friend.

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Speaker 2: these episodes. I wouldn't recommend you running for office because

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Speaker 1: Sidney. You don't know my life.

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's not like that, friend, It's it's way more second.

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Speaker 2: Carolina's wedding is going to be a picnic wedding and

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Speaker 2: I can't even believe we're friends.

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Speaker 2: I write real, sappy, transparent posts that go that do

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Speaker 2: really well, and then you do funny stuff and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: this is why we work.

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Speaker 1: What's the last sappy post that you posted.

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Speaker 2: About my three year anniversary? And just like really happy

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Speaker 2: that you know I made it. And I know that

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Speaker 2: there's tons of people who didn't make it through the quarantine,

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Speaker 2: either with sobriety or just like they didn't live. So

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Speaker 2: I'm like just really blessed to be where I'm at,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like hoping and praying that anybody who's reading

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Speaker 3: Mhm.

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Speaker 1: You said all that while you were sending a text. No,

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Speaker 1: I said, you're setting Jam. I'm petting Jam. I'm petting Jam.

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Speaker 2: But I'm saying that that still is valid. I can

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Speaker 2: pet my cat and hit you with some philosophical I

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Speaker 2: can pet my cat and hit you with some facts.

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought you were gonna say. Last night,

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Speaker 2: I was up watching the DMX Snoop Dogg Versus. It

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Speaker 2: was I love your transition, bitch. It was because because

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Speaker 2: what were we just talking about? We were talking about No,

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Speaker 2: I was talking about my sappy post. Yes, yes, and

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Speaker 2: then I said pet my cat and I wrapped, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh.

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Speaker 1: DMX anyway, It was really it was really good. They're

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Speaker 1: like such.

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Speaker 2: Old ass uncles, Like it was fun to watch these

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Speaker 2: two guys, Like, I mean, DMX is out of shape, but.

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Speaker 1: He was expect do you expect him to be?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's he's really funny.

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Speaker 1: We should get him on the knit. We should get

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Speaker 1: DMX wave.

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Speaker 2: He's really funny the two of them together, like funny

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Speaker 2: old dudes? Why were they so funny? Like, give me

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Speaker 2: some lines? That was funny.

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Speaker 1: I mean I saw Snoop Dogg dancing and I was like, okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: Uncle Snoop his eyes. I was like, does he have

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Speaker 1: a thyroid problem? I don't know it just no. I

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Speaker 1: think maybe we just are used to him always having

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Speaker 2: Maybe, and then when he takes his off, You're like, oh, snap,

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Speaker 2: he got the Wendy Williams eyes.

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Speaker 1: But like, yes, ma'am, no offense.

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Speaker 2: Anybody listening out here who is battling thyroid problems and

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Speaker 2: has Wendy William's eyes. Shout out to y'all, shout out

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Speaker 2: to you look at my eyes always. You guys could see, though, Andrew,

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Speaker 2: what would your wedding look like?

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about that. I've seen some like really cute,

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Speaker 3: uh weddings like on top of like Brooklyn rooftops. I

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Speaker 3: think that's cute, like small, intimate Sydney. How many She

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Speaker 3: doesn't agree?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, Me and Marie went to a rooftop wedding.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, who's wedding we go to?

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Speaker 1: That was on Ryan Oh that was nice. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was really pretty. Yeah, yeah, that.

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Speaker 3: Would be cute. I don't want to how many you think?

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Speaker 2: You think in like fifty people, you think in one

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Speaker 2: hundred people, you're thinking less.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty people people is enough.

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Speaker 3: I feel like fifty is like more than enough. Right,

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Speaker 3: It's like, think about like how many people like you

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Speaker 3: actually like can like chill with. Like it's not more

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Speaker 3: than fifty people, right.

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Speaker 1: But that's you, We're not what what is your man

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Speaker 1: bring into the relationship? How many people?

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Speaker 3: That's true?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, how could you think about you? Andrew?

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Speaker 2: Andrew, Andrew, you're already ready for marriage thinking about you

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Speaker 2: and not even thinking about him.

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Speaker 1: I think you're ready.

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Speaker 3: I'm clearly so ready. It's like this got one hundred

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Speaker 3: seems like maybe.

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Speaker 1: Maybe seventy five. No, I think one hundred people is proper.

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Speaker 3: I don't I want my husband to bring more people

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Speaker 1: I think that might okay, So.

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Speaker 2: Then maybe maybe you don't bring you're not bringing fifty,

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Speaker 2: Maybe you're bringing twenty five people.

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Speaker 3: Five, Yeah, maybe maybe.

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Speaker 1: You're bringing thirty.

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Speaker 2: You're inviting thirty people to the wedding, right, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: mean yeah, I feel like seventy five to one hundred people,

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Speaker 2: it feels like more.

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Speaker 1: Than enough wedding guests.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you got to feed these people and you

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Speaker 2: have to pay at least one hundred per per plate

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Speaker 2: at least I mean, I mean, I guess it depends

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Speaker 1: Like I went to a wedding.

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Speaker 2: In San Francisco a couple of years ago, and they

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Speaker 2: got married in their backyard and then.

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Speaker 1: We like had like a parade route to some park

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Speaker 2: Was like food trucks like all over the place.

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Speaker 1: And that's what the reception was, was us like eating.

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Speaker 2: Outside right that I don't feel like that was one

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars a person. But again I don't know how

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Speaker 2: much food trucks cost, you know, but it was nice.

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Speaker 2: They had like a band come and they we marched

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Speaker 2: down like through the streaks.

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Speaker 1: That's really beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Now, how expensive was it for you to like go

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Speaker 2: to this wedding. Well, I was with somebody at the time,

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Speaker 2: and I feel like he paid for my plane ticket,

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Speaker 1: Also, I think he paid for the airbnb, So it

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Speaker 1: was like a reding. This wedding. You just showed up.

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Speaker 2: I just showed up. I just showed up and called

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Speaker 2: the bride the wrong name. Okay, now, do you know iconic?

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Speaker 2: Do you believe that if like your partner or whatever

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Speaker 2: is invited to a wedding and you're their plus one,

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Speaker 2: do they have to pay for you?

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Speaker 1: They don't have to pay for you.

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Speaker 2: But if you're if I'm saying I don't know if

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Speaker 2: I want to go, like if I'm saying, oh, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if I want to go to this wedding,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If I have it and you want me to come,

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Speaker 1: then yeah, get it.

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Speaker 2: Come about those pockets, right, because I wasn't planning to

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Speaker 2: fly to San Francisco.

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Speaker 1: These are his friends. Yeah, we're his people.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I've met them once or twice,

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Speaker 2: but like not enough to jump on a plane for them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then San Francisco is not cheap. No, like

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Speaker 1: the city itself.

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Speaker 3: Is not cheap.

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Speaker 2: Right, Hey, San Francisco, Remember when we were there in January?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't that feel like nine years ago? Nine fucking years ago.

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Speaker 2: I saw the pictures and I was like, damn man,

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Speaker 2: we did not realize how beautiful this moment was until.

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Speaker 1: Now, shout out to Byron Bauers.

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Speaker 2: Oh we missed him, Ah, I should we should reach

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Speaker 2: out to him.

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Speaker 1: He was so funny and bizarre. Yeah, he was really great.

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Speaker 1: He was talking about mushrooms and banging old ladies.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, he did talk about that, and I was like, hmm,

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Speaker 2: do I want to be that person?

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Speaker 1: I mean, Marie, what's the oldest you've ever been with?

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Speaker 1: Ten years older than me? Okay, so that's ten years

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Speaker 1: older than me.

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Speaker 2: I was I was like twenty two, it was thirty two,

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Speaker 2: and now thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I would never.

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Speaker 2: Date a man that was that much younger than me.

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Speaker 2: A twenty two year old doesn't know anything.

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Speaker 1: To the twenty two year olds that are listening to this,

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Speaker 1: you guys are smart.

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Speaker 2: But like, what are you talking to with twenty one

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Speaker 2: or hey, Andrew, what are you twenty one or twenty

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Speaker 2: two years old about?

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, I don't know. Oh, my laptop

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Speaker 1: is going to die. I need to charge it. City.

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Speaker 1: What's the oldest that you not? Not that? Not that old?

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Speaker 2: Maybe when I was younger, probably ten, probably ten. I

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Speaker 2: mean I was I was pulling stunts when I was

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Speaker 2: in college. I was making not great choices. And now

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Speaker 2: looking back on the people that were I remember when

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Speaker 2: I dated this guy because I thought he was rich,

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Speaker 2: because oh my god, remember dating people because he thought

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Speaker 2: they had money.

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Speaker 1: I thought, all right, his name was I forgot about that.

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Speaker 2: His name was James, and I actually remember his last

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Speaker 2: name too. This when I tell you he bamboozled the

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Speaker 2: fuck out, did you?

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Speaker 1: Why did you think he was rich?

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Speaker 2: He had one well one He lived on west End

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Speaker 1: That's like old money in New York City, So you

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Speaker 1: know he was He was a butler.

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Speaker 2: No, he worked for I think like finance or something

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Speaker 2: like that. Okay, like or like JP Morgan or something,

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Speaker 2: and you know, more money, more money. But he was

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Speaker 2: everything everything. And he lived he lived in a in

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Speaker 2: a brownstone, so Brownstone, finance, Olden. He has a car

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Speaker 2: Weston money. I was like, oh, go to his place,

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Speaker 2: fucking dungeon like it was. It was a Brownstone, but

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Speaker 2: it needed to be re revenge. Uh venvated. I know

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Speaker 2: what you want to say. Now I can't remember renovated, Yes, renovated.

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Speaker 2: It needed to be gutted. It was disgusting, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, please don't turn on the lights.

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Speaker 1: Please don't turn on the lights. Turn on the lights. Yikes,

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Speaker 1: is that a bug? Wait?

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Speaker 2: You said, please don't turn on the lights. I need

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Speaker 2: to see what's happening in here. Turn on all of

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Speaker 2: the lights. No lights, no grassy Yes, but we did,

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Speaker 2: and then I obviously had sex with him because I

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Speaker 2: was like on the floor.

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Speaker 1: I was, no, one is really really yucky.

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Speaker 2: Velvet green couch that looked like it could possibly be

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Speaker 2: in like a vampire's like apartment or whatever, a velvet

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Speaker 2: green couch. Since he found that couch on the street,

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Speaker 2: Yes he.

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Speaker 1: Did, he did. He was not stooping on stooping NYC.

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Speaker 1: That's where he found. Yeo, that was a bedbug couch.

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Speaker 2: Hooked up with him bad like penis flaccid, like just

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Speaker 2: last ye like. But I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of money right now, and

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Speaker 2: this guy is going to take care of me.

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Speaker 1: Yo.

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Speaker 2: When I tell you he asked me for money? Oh

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Speaker 2: how much money? I wanted to throw my whole body away?

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Speaker 2: How much money did he ask you for for like

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Speaker 2: four hundred dollars for what rant something didn't like go

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Speaker 2: through and like he had like paid for alimony or

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Speaker 2: something like that. I don't know, and so his account

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Speaker 2: was frozen and he needed to pay for something for

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Speaker 2: his son d his son for his son that was

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Speaker 2: the same age as you girl, pretty much basically. And

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Speaker 2: I was working at Victoria's Secret at the time. Did

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Speaker 2: you give him four hundred dollars?

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Speaker 1: Bitch?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not, are you crazy? I gave him one hundred anyway.

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Speaker 2: So it was such a bad situation and I'm just

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Speaker 2: so glad that I got out of it knowing my worth.

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Speaker 2: So your worth is one hundred dollars, Your worth is

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Speaker 2: negative three hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yo. His car was so beat up.

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Speaker 2: He was like, this is like vintage, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: does that mean you need to throw it away?

446
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: Like what? Such not a cute car, it was.

447
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 2: That's not how you do an old dude, and that's

448
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 2: definitely not how you try to get a be a

449
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 2: sugar baby.

450
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: But the way he presented himself it seemed like.

451
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 2: Oh, he's got it coins on coins on coins.

452
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: That didn't happen.

453
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 2: It was really embarrassing and It reminded me of like

454
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 2: how I need to do better. Yeah, well, that reminds

455
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 2: me of the time I went to this man's house

456
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 2: because I also thought he was rich.

457
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: It might have been the same.

458
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: No, this guy lived in Brooklyn and that your guy

459
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: was white. No he was black.

460
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that.

461
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 2: Don't you don't don't Alex English me, Okay, sorry, this

462
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 2: guy was black and he was like, honestly thinking about

463
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: it now, he might have been like a cool one,

464
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:37,200
Speaker 2: like so yeah this okay. So I realized my answer

465
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 2: about the oldest person that I but we didn't Okay,

466
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: So I go to his house. I think we met

467
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 2: on like Black Bitch set the scene. I think we

468
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 2: met on black Planet or MySpace or something. It might

469
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 2: have been my Space and I was staying I was

470
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 2: staying in Brooklyn at the time, at my aunt's house,

471
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 2: and he sent me his address and I think I

472
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 2: had to.

473
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 1: Am I dating myself right now.

474
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: I had to like google it on the computer because

475
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: I didn't have dad or on my phone.

476
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: And I get to his house. He had a.

477
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 2: Brownstone also, and I think he was also going through

478
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: a divorce.

479
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: But I yo, it be these dudes.

480
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: Yeahs, yes, yes, because like when I was in my

481
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: early twenties, I looked like I was in my early twenties,

482
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 2: Like I didn't.

483
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: Look older, Like I've never looked older than what I am.

484
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 2: So it's like if i'm if I'm twenty or I'm

485
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 2: twenty one, then I look nineteen. And this guy was

486
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: like kind of like a Mario whining situation, like I

487
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 2: don't want yeah, but like he had like a salt

488
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: and pepper beard, and he was I want to say

489
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 2: he was bald ish, but like he was. He had

490
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: like a big, strong, maybe retired from some sport body.

491
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 2: And I remember going to his house and I remember

492
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: his like walls were painted all like really bright colors.

493
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 1: I remember that, like I remember it was like lime

494
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: green or something.

495
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this see must be Jamaican or

496
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 2: from Grenado or some it was very bright, obnoxious colors.

497
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,239
Speaker 2: And I don't know what the hell I expected when

498
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: I went to this I had never even met this

499
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 2: man before. There's so many, so many instances where I

500
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 2: just went to some man's house just for the sake

501
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 2: of like bonus, Like honestly, I don't know what's gonna happen,

502
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna go, like not necessarily for sex, but

503
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 2: like yeah, he asked me to come over, I'm coming over.

504
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

505
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 2: I should have been fine, which I should have been

506
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: murdered so many times.

507
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh we all should be sick.

508
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 2: I should Yeah, I should have died like at least

509
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: sixteen times. But I've just had like my my instincts,

510
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: Like my instincts were like tingling, Like.

511
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: I felt like I needed to get out.

512
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: Of there, like I we got to trust our good

513
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: at all times.

514
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: I left.

515
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: I made up some excuse and I left because it

516
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 2: was like awkward, and he was he had used some

517
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 2: old ass photos of himself on his profile, because I.

518
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,120
Speaker 1: Was like, what kind of filter did he use?

519
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: I think this is before, Well this is back when

520
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 2: you had to like take a picture and then scan

521
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: it and to like upload it into the computer all grainy,

522
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 2: Like I feel like he did one of those things,

523
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: but he did it with like his like high school.

524
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: Football photo or something like that. Because I got there,

525
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: I was like, is your son is He was like

526
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: forty four.

527
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta got your gut if your instincts are saying,

528
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: I gotta get out of here.

529
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 1: Or I don't want to be here, then you make

530
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: up that excuse and you leave you you dip.

531
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: Because I'd rather be safe and seem a little bit

532
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: crazy than like spare your feelings and then be dusty

533
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: green velvet couch and then have him ask you for

534
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 2: like four hundred dollars.

535
00:27:59,560 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: Fuck.

536
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: And the sex with those people is never good. It

537
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 2: was so bad, like it felt like sex. Remember when

538
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 2: Jada Pinkett and set it off Sony was having sex

539
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: with that.

540
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm in a bind, Nate. Yeah, Nate, yep,

541
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: I'm in a buying Nate, I'm in a buye Nate. Yeah.

542
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 2: And she's just in that dirty ass hotel and he's

543
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 2: on top of her. He's greasy looking. That's exactly he was.

544
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: This guy was bald, it was Yeah. The sheet is

545
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 2: only on like half the mattress.

546
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: I never think she was at his health.

547
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: I'm so no, they were in a hotel. I'm so

548
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 2: glad that I'm that will never happen to me again. Never,

549
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: I'll never be I'll never be in a bine like that.

550
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: Nate.

551
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: Okay, So cut cut fast forward six years. You are

552
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: up for the role of the lead of some movie

553
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: m the director wore. One of the producer there is

554
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 2: ask you to meet him at his hotel for for lunch.

555
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: Something like that, like you actually eat with them.

556
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they say, Okay, I'm gonna run up and get

557
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 2: the script.

558
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna run up and get the blank right. Actually, yeah,

559
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: you want to run up and come come get it

560
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: with me. We'll come right back down. You're going up

561
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: to the room to get the script, to get the script.

562
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: No, you're saying, no, they will send the script to

563
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: my people. Okay, you've had you've just had a great lunch. Yeah,

564
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 2: maybe you had a niche swaz a salad or something

565
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: like that, whatever it is.

566
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. As a sober person, food just tastes like food.

567
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 2: There's never enough food to be like, yeah, let me

568
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: go up to this nigga's hotel room. Like whenever I've

569
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,959
Speaker 2: had such a great lunch, it's because I've been blasted,

570
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: so wasted out of my mind, like twelve glasses of champagne.

571
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: No, you've never had a good sober lunch.

572
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: No, oh, never, what I've had great, I've had great

573
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 2: lunches with you.

574
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: Marie.

575
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I find that offensive we've had no

576
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 2: maybe had great lunches together, but not I'm gonna have

577
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: sex with you later or go to your place. Well,

578
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: he's not implying that you're gonna have sex with him.

579
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: He's just saying, I'm assuming if you're talking about it. Script,

580
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: it's in quotations.

581
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 3: The script is because the script is also digital.

582
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. Script.

583
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So maybe he needs to get I don't know

584
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 2: what directors the story board.

585
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. He needs to go get.

586
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: Something upstairs and he says he says, oh, yeah, I'll

587
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 2: meet you back down here, and then he goes, actually, no,

588
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: just come right up.

589
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. You're going upstairs.

590
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 3: I would like test it out and like see like

591
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 3: what happens when you say no, you know, like how

592
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 3: they sort of respond to that, Like are they would

593
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 3: they be okay with you saying no to that?

594
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 2: I mean they have to be. I don't think that

595
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: they have a choice. If I'm telling you, if I.

596
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: Said one time, let me tell you an the story. Okay, Oh,

597
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 1: this was the old girl, this old old dude. Awful man.

598
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: I was so dumb in my early twenties.

599
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 2: This guy, he had to be in his fifties and

600
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 2: I I was in my early twenties and I met

601
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: him through my like promoter friends, and you know, he

602
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 2: would always be out and you're like, oh, he's got

603
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: to be investor. He's got to be an investor of

604
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 2: this club, because why is his old ass here?

605
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: He he And.

606
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: That's how they that's how they get you sometimes, right,

607
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: Like you see somebody old or me anyway in New

608
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: York and I'm like.

609
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: Oh, he must be like a finance syeare or something

610
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: like that.

611
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 2: He must have some money, and then it's just like

612
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 2: just an old person like living in a basement. It mean,

613
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 2: it's really mean. And that's why you just can't assume

614
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 2: with these people. But like he did have money, but

615
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 2: he wasn't gonna give it to me. But he thought

616
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 2: I was gonna give him some like just because just

617
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: because I thought his status was enough for us to

618
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 2: have sex.

619
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: And it's just like no, sir.

620
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: So, like I went up to this hotel and he's

621
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 2: talking like he took me to dinner, and it was

622
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 2: just embarrassing being at dinner with him because it was

623
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: clear everybody was looking at us like this bitch is

624
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 2: a hooker, a prostitution. Har there was just no reason

625
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 2: why me in this like American apparel to dress that's

626
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: like tangerine color.

627
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: Yes, that was that was good dress.

628
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: Honeys feeling it in my Steve Maddens that are missing

629
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: the middle part of yes.

630
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: And then Jessica Simpson with.

631
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: You get that tap tap tap when and then I

632
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: would walk on just one heel and so you just oh,

633
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 2: I was struggling. Oh man, I missed those fucking days.

634
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: No you don't, Yes, I do. Okay, So you go

635
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 2: to the hotel room and it's clear that he wants

636
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: to hook up and kiss, and I'm like, and then,

637
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: so how do you how do you dodge a kiss

638
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: from an old, rich person in his hotels? I'm an actress, Like,

639
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: I can't boot, but I can't act when I want.

640
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: I started crying.

641
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I cried about something that went on

642
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: that day that I was upset about.

643
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: I was.

644
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: I think I started crying about money actually, oh. And

645
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, well, it looks like we're both

646
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 2: trying to get each other right now. And then and

647
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 2: then he told me he had cancer.

648
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? How do you beat me?

649
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: How do you beat me with it.

650
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 2: After he told you he had cancer, you sucked his

651
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 2: dick or no, I did not. I was like I

652
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 2: started crying because he had cancer. And then like years

653
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: later he died, so he really didn't have cancer. Because

654
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 2: at first I was like he's lying, and then later

655
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: on he was not lying about the cancer.

656
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: You but how do you hit the cancer at somebody?

657
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: For sex? Can know anybody what right? It gets you dry?

658
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: So maybe that's maybe that's that's something somebody listening, it's

659
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 2: gonna be they get out of jail free card. Maybe

660
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 2: you know you're in a situation with somebody that you

661
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: don't want to have sex with, and you you do

662
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: a little bit of Sydney and you do a little

663
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 2: bit of this man, you cry and then when they

664
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 2: ask you what you're crying, you say because you got canceled,

665
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 2: and then you don't have to have sex with this person.

666
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm truly disappointing myself. Why you didn't wait, did you

667
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: have s No?

668
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: I didn't look, but I really thought, yo, I was

669
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 2: I was city girls, but like.

670
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: The bad kind. Yeah, I mean, and I think that's

671
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: the thing.

672
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: Like fresh out of college, you're like you're in you're

673
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 2: in New York City. You're like, Oh, everybody here has

674
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: money except me. I'm gonna give some of this money.

675
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 2: I remember, I think I told this story on here before.

676
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: I was at Barnes and Nobles in Union Square, so

677
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,959
Speaker 2: Marnes and Nobley and this I was in there charging

678
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 2: my phone and they this.

679
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: Guy walked by the edge of the aisle and.

680
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 2: I think we made like eye contact for a second,

681
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 2: and then he kept going and then I saw him

682
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 2: come back the other way, and I'm like, this man

683
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 2: is watching me. This like slovenly, like sloppy beige man

684
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: is watching me. And I guess he finally musted up

685
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 2: the courage to come over because he was like a.

686
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, I just can't stop. Look you

687
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: are striking or whatever. And I was like, I'm gabing you,

688
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: which is true? You are?

689
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I think I had straight back corn rows

690
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 2: that day. So I was like, who are you talking to? Obviously,

691
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 2: Queen the tefish is your type. And look that's a

692
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 2: look friend, Thank you so much. And he was like, Oh,

693
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: he's a director or a producer or something and he's

694
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: working on something. He just finished some movie. Some Mike

695
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 2: Tyson documentary or something, and it's like, can I take

696
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: you to lunch? She was like, I'm working on something

697
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 2: that I feel like like a really good look for

698
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: and you know, I'm young and hungry and my phone

699
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 2: is almost charged now, so I'm like, yeah, I'll go

700
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 2: to lunch. So we went somewhere like around the corner,

701
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: so not even nothing fancy. I was like, oh, this

702
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: man must be poor. Are we shouldn't like splitting this rap?

703
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 2: We're sharing this rap and so we're talking and he's

704
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 2: like gross.

705
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: He's like big and sweaty, and I was.

706
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 2: Like, hey, hey, hey, it's okay to be big and sweaty.

707
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 2: Some of our closest listeners are big and sweaty.

708
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it's hot. Some of them don't have a CS.

709
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not talking about any of the people who

710
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: are listening. Just imagine sloppy, sweaty.

711
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: Patchy beard, creepy white man.

712
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: That's nobody that's listening is that is all of those

713
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: things at the same time. So he's talking to me,

714
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: he's like, I have a script. I'm gonna send it

715
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 2: to you, blah blah blah. He's like, oh, I'm having

716
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: lunch with Tom Cruise or dinner with Tom Cruise tonight

717
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: or tomorrow. And I was like, oh, okay, I'm having

718
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 2: I too. Am I having dinner with Tom Cruise? What

719
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,280
Speaker 2: am I gonna wear it to?

720
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise? I went to like Strawberry and Rainbow and Marshalls. No,

721
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 1: you hate those places? Do we? Okay? So the next

722
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: day he called.

723
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 2: Me and he was like, okay, so I'm meeting up

724
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: with Tom at such and such time. I think it

725
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: was a text. I'm meeting up with Tom and such

726
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 2: and such time. And I'm like, okay, well I'm waiting

727
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 2: for the address.

728
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 1: He's like, okay. So after we're done.

729
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 2: Eating, Znamma hits you up and you can come by

730
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: the hotel to run these lines.

731
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: Good excuse you. I'm not good enough to eat with

732
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise. I'm not good enough to eat with Tom

733
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,240
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Cruise.

734
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 2: But after he sent me that mes to down, I

735
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: was like, oh this is this man is disgusting, Like

736
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 2: he really thinks that he is a shot with me

737
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 2: and my straight back cornrows. So I like, I made

738
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: up an excuse and I didn't go last year. All

739
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 2: this stuff, like when all the meat Too stuff came out,

740
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 2: his name was eat all the meat too stuff.

741
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: No, it was me too and people. Yes, what's his name?

742
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: James Tobek?

743
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 2: You did tell me about this guy? I remember that story. Yeah,

744
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: if you google him right now, like you'll see his

745
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 2: face and you'll see what I'm talking about.

746
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: And none of our listeners look like that.

747
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, m.

748
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,760
Speaker 1: But what like all all the meat too stuff happened?

749
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,439
Speaker 2: His name was like right there, like at the top,

750
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 2: well underneath Bill Cosby and Weinstein. But he was like,

751
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 2: oh he looks disgusting.

752
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: Yikes. Can you imagine? Can you imagine young.

753
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 2: Sexy Rezie and this man I'm gonna come back to

754
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: the hotel.

755
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what kind of dress were you wearing?

756
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: Well, when I was in Barnes and Nobles, I don't

757
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: even know if I had a dress on.

758
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: This somebody had on some you know, coty cut of shorts.

759
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He walks by with his little fedora.

760
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, no, sir, you know this.

761
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: Why does he look like I'm not gonna say who,

762
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: but somebody like a bigger who somebody from that festival.

763
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, he looks like a very

764
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 2: prominent festival person that be booking people anyway. Like, I mean,

765
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 2: we've all had sex that we regret, We've all have

766
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: hookups that we regret, but that is something that I

767
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 2: do not regret at all. Like there was no way

768
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 2: I was letting that anywhere inside me or on top

769
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: of me.

770
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm proud of.

771
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 2: Me, but it's like realistically that you don't have to

772
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: be proud of me about that for like I would

773
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: never fir Hey, man, I've done some I can't talk

774
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 2: about it on the pod, but yeah, you get okay,

775
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: youre gonna say for the patreon, I think so. I

776
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,439
Speaker 2: think I'll save it for the Patreon. But also it's

777
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 2: just like, you know, I want somebody to to want

778
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: me forever, and I need to start figuring out what

779
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put on the pod.

780
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold on,

781
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, shut it up.

782
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: What you want somebody to want you forever?

783
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: So you are not gonna You're gonna be more careful

784
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 2: about what you say on the podcast now.

785
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: So it sounds like somebody might have got in trouble. No,

786
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: I didn't get in trouble, but they were like, you know,

787
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: some things you gotta keep for us yeah, and by us,

788
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: I mean me in the pod. That's what I'm saying.

789
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: This is us.

790
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 2: I know, but I have to have to be better.

791
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 2: I want you know, I couldn't imagine someone I couldn't be.

792
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine being on the other side, someone having

793
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 2: a beautiful podcast with tons of listeners just hearing my

794
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 2: you know, every little secret and intimate moment.

795
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: It's just wrong.

796
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 2: We should actually go to jail for all of the

797
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: stories that we've told. Someone thinks that they're sharing a

798
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: moment with us, and it's like, Bam, Jeff, Jeff from

799
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 2: Minnesota heard everyone, Jeff from me a sorta look.

800
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 1: These things happened.

801
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm with you now in that he's actively

802
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 2: listening to the like episodes of the podcast, and they'll

803
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 2: send me screenshots of the episodes when he's listening, and

804
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's at twenty six minutes in. Let

805
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: me see what we said at twenty six minutes in, because.

806
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: I know that's good that he's sending you like time

807
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: time slots or whatever.

808
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: No, he's sending me shots of him listening. He's not

809
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 2: saying this is where I'm at. I'm just I'm using

810
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 2: my eyeballs, and I'm like, okay, this.

811
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: Is oh shit, Okay, damn.

812
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: But I mean we do say some wild things on here,

813
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: but for the most part, I stand by what we've said.

814
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: Like, did you stand by what you say? You're a monster?

815
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 3: What?

816
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: An alien? What? I resent that Marie can do no wrong?

817
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? We can say mean things

818
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: about people. She can be problematic, and everybody's like, this

819
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: is so funny.

820
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed.

821
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 2: So I can say mean things about people and people

822
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: will be upset, Like people get upset.

823
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: When they maybe hurt and offended.

824
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 2: When we have one we have one person right here

825
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 2: who has been upset by things that I've said before

826
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 2: that was in the past.

827
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about recent.

828
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 3: It's always in the past when it's with me.

829
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: The past. And I thought we got past that.

830
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: You know, we're talking about Marie's relationships with people. And yeah,

831
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 3: it happened. I'm sure it will happen again.

832
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Oh, I'm sure it's gonna happen again. Andrew,

833
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: what's the what? Where did you ever have a situation

834
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 2: where you were going to hook up with somebody and

835
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: you've changed your mind at the last minute, or you

836
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: were like, ah, my spidy senses are telling me that

837
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 2: I need to get.

838
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 3: Like like all the time. I'm just like, yeah, I

839
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 3: don't want to be here. I already sort of like

840
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: got everything I needed. I don't need to put myself

841
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 3: at risk to just like for what exactly. You know,

842
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 3: you just go home and then I mean you just masturbate,

843
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 3: and it's like that's the same. That's the safest option.

844
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: So it is the safe option. It's the safest option,

845
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: but it's not the funnest option.

846
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, but wouldn't you rather hook up with someone that's

847
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: like okay, like you know, you know, I don't like

848
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: thinking about like creepy guys being creepy with a bunch

849
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 3: of other people. You know, It's like how many times

850
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 3: does it work out? Yeah, So I don't want to

851
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 3: be another.

852
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: And guys that are creepy. Guys that are creepy do have.

853
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 2: Sex all the time, not all the time with everybody,

854
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 2: all the time they are having sex. Well, the problem

855
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 2: is is that creepy people pick and choose when they're

856
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: gonna be creepy, so they'll always be that one fucking

857
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 2: bitch just like he's not creepy to me.

858
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're creepy.

859
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: Creepy girl, listen, listen, you are not You're the exception.

860
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 2: And also you don't know, he's not creepy right now,

861
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: but you know, uh twelve vodka tonics and who knows. Yeah,

862
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 2: But also everybody has different tastes, right, Like somebody that's

863
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 2: creepy to you might be.

864
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 1: Mysterious to somebody else.

865
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 2: Somebody that's that's nasty to you is might just be

866
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: a Taurus.

867
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: It's experienced to somebody else.

868
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 2: You said, a taurus. Yeah, so yet there's Captain Savor

869
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: groups out there. They love that weird stuff. But I'm

870
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 2: I just want I want my normal, like, oh this

871
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,439
Speaker 2: this makes sense type behavior. Don't don't be creepy, don't

872
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: be gross, don't be sweaty, don't beat James, don't be that.

873
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

874
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a there's a club promoter in New York

875
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 3: that sort of like scoops up every like young day

876
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 3: that moves to Manhattan for college, and they just just

877
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 3: like scoops them all up and says, come to my parties.

878
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: Come to my parties. And the parties like they are

879
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 3: I guess, like they're fun. And there's a lot of

880
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 3: people there. I've been to a few, Like when I

881
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 3: was like freshly twenty one, I went a few times

882
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 3: and then I could.

883
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: Say you're too old now, well you aged.

884
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 3: Also, I didn't give the guy what he wanted. He

885
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 3: was like, come, I come out to dinner before one

886
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 3: of my parties, like I have, like I think, he said,

887
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 3: I have a job for you, and I'm like, no,

888
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 3: a job.

889
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: You didn't even you didn't even go to see what

890
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: the job wasn't.

891
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 3: Because he was already like mean to me at like

892
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 3: a few points where he was like passive aggressive because

893
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 3: he already had like hotter uh gay men like flaunching

894
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 3: all over him. And some of my friends have like

895
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 3: done sexual favors for him to just get women into

896
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 3: his parties.

897
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, uh wait wait wait wait wait

898
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: what wait his friends have done Your friends have done

899
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 2: favors for him to get women into his parties.

900
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 3: It was like it was his New Year's Eve party.

901
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 1: I'm sure they love that one.

902
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure people that listen are familiar with him.

903
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,240
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna talk off the record, then I would

904
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,479
Speaker 2: love to know who you're talking about.

905
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 3: No, I mean he's a creep and everyone, like everyone

906
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 3: for the most part knows it. But like I mean,

907
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 3: like when you were talking about, like when we were

908
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 3: talking about like creepy defenders, there's so many creepy defenders

909
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 3: because they he'll fly them out to like Disney World

910
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 3: and Hawaii and they'll just like do all these like

911
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 3: crazy things, and you.

912
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 2: Know what, Okay, give us examples of what some of

913
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 2: the crazy things that they're doing for him.

914
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: I just want to know, like how much Hawaii is

915
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: for me.

916
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: I don't know because I haven't been on these trips.

917
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: You're like set the seed. Yeah, you know, but.

918
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 3: Now I haven't been. But like it's it's just a

919
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 3: sex trip. They have private jets.

920
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: It's just a sex trip. There's no Jeffrey Epstein sex

921
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: trip Island. Literally that's the sex trip.

922
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 2: But think about the sex that you've had for free

923
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn.

924
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that.

925
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 2: Think about all the locally farmed dick that you had

926
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: to sit on here at least a flight and you know,

927
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: maybe some barados.

928
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: You might get.

929
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 2: You might get a nice a nice continental breakfast too,

930
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: you know.

931
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 3: Emotional of doing something like that.

932
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 2: But think about but think about all the bad sex

933
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 2: that you've had here, at least you get some passport stamps.

934
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 3: Yes, but bad say I come out of bad sex

935
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 3: being like okay, like it wasn't like the worst thing

936
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 3: in the world. Like now I know I don't like

937
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 3: this thing. You know, we're in the future, I don't.

938
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 3: I don't need to go on this sex trip where

939
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 3: I know that it's just going to be like a

940
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 3: sex trip that I don't like having sex with a

941
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 3: person if I know I'm already gonna not enjoy them,

942
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 3: why why do it?

943
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 2: I know I've done that, I've done like I could

944
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 2: tell the way this person is walking, the stroke gonna

945
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 2: be trash. But it's like I gotta just I gotta

946
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 2: just try it out and see, because you know, it

947
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 2: made me laugh a couple of times. But like, you know,

948
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 2: life is crazy. I think it's funny. I I now,

949
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: at this point in my life, I don't. I'll take

950
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: it back because I'm saying I think I don't. I

951
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 2: wouldn't get on a jet to have sex, but I would.

952
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 2: I would get on somebody's jet to have sex in

953
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 2: a different international waters.

954
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: I would absolutely still do that at the age of

955
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: right now.

956
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm sorry that I will at least at

957
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 2: least at least one time.

958
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: I wish I could, you know, be your partner in

959
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 1: crime with that.

960
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 2: That would be fun just to see, just you know,

961
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: and it we'd be in the same room and I

962
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: see you getting bad, dick, and no, no, no.

963
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: No, no, see that. I'm not No.

964
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 2: If I'm getting on a plane, it's if it's a

965
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 2: private plane, it's private room, it's private balcony, it's private everything.

966
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: But no, but we're supposed to be having like a

967
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: tag team moment. I have a question a tag team moment.

968
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 2: So so I'm having tiens with this person and then

969
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tag you in.

970
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 1: That's what you're saying, because that's what a tag team is. Friend, Oh,

971
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what tag team means.

972
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 3: Then I have a follow up question from last week's episode. Yeah, yes, okay,

973
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 3: talking about uh sex scenario between the two of you. Yeah,

974
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 3: yess your current sexual partners and both of your sexual

975
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: partners have listened to the episode. Yeah, okay, is there

976
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 3: any updates on that?

977
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: My dude, My dude is always ready to go, so

978
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: he said he can pull up, he can be here

979
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 2: in ten minutes. If we say yes, Sidney, what did

980
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 2: she say?

981
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,959
Speaker 1: Is she down? She said do it? I don't think

982
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: she got to that point of the episode. Oh yeah,

983
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: that was right at the end. Yes, yep, it was

984
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,479
Speaker 1: at the very end that yeah.

985
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, drop a bomb at the end.

986
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we always gotta have a twist for

987
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: the listeners. I don't know we're gonna have a twist.

988
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: Are we gonna have a twist now? Because we're pretty

989
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: much on end? Yeah, we're at the end of the episode.

990
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I asked the question last week.

991
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: Is there something that you want to ask this week

992
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 2: for the twist or a question that you want the

993
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 2: audience to answer for us?

994
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: Is it okay to be butt naked on your couch?

995
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it gross? Or is it? Is it

996
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: what everybody's doing? It's okay. I think it's okay because

997
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: I do it here.

998
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: But are you putting a sheet down or a towel

999
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: or sometimes are you sitting on a shirt Like I

1000
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 2: got a brand new cat Brant Duke and ass has

1001
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 2: been on it several times, and I'm like, should I

1002
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 2: feel bad about this?

1003
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: Or are you you're not sitting on like a pair

1004
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: of folded shorts.

1005
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 3: You're not sitting on this one. That's just to put

1006
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 3: something down.

1007
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 2: I'm yes, yeah, I mean if I if I put

1008
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 2: a sheet on, and I might as well just put

1009
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: some shorts on. No, not necessarily, like I'll be I'll

1010
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 2: lay naked on the couch. But I don't think I'm

1011
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 2: sitting naked. So you're laying on the couch like you're

1012
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: dead in a casket, that's what.

1013
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: That's how you're.

1014
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 2: Laid out like titties smushed on the velvet, like watching something,

1015
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 2: or like laying on my back even but yes, but

1016
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 2: sitting like with my butthole open, like grazing the top fabric.

1017
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 2: I'm not like I I'll put some pennies on and

1018
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: sit on the couch, okay. Or I'm I'm if I like,

1019
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: if I get out of the shower and I have

1020
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: a towel on, I'll, you know, I'll take the towel.

1021
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: Off and I'll sit on my couch.

1022
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 2: But no, I'm not Andrew, Yes, yeah, because there's a

1023
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 2: huge difference between sitting and laying. Oh fuck you guys,

1024
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 2: it's a couch like just wipe your ass.

1025
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 3: Well, I mean like jelly and jam like already have

1026
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 3: their on top of it.

1027
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, you know you're not on the couch that

1028
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: cats don't sit on the couch. They don't. They don't

1029
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 2: sit on the couch. He's going to be on top

1030
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 2: of the couch. They're not into the couch. They like

1031
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 2: sitting on the floor because it's hot in my apartment.

1032
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 2: So they just they just want to be where it's cool.

1033
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 3: But they were just on your headboard. What's the difference

1034
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 3: this is?

1035
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 2: This is they know that this is the the communal

1036
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 2: this is that's the climbing couch. That's like a floor,

1037
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 2: this couch. Sidney, you're saying that they've never been on

1038
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 2: your couch.

1039
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 1: No they haven't. I must be because jam can't jump.

1040
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: I mean, Jelly can't jump that. They can jump. They

1041
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: just it's too hot. They don't want to be on that.

1042
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: It's velvet. Okay, we believe you look at me winking.

1043
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 1: So that's the answer.

1044
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: That's the question for the pod this week is is

1045
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 2: it okay to sit but naked.

1046
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: On your couch?

1047
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 3: Sitting?

1048
00:53:55,120 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: Sitting? Not yeah, sitting?

1049
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: I guess the answer for Sydney, Yes it is okay,

1050
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 2: but I've done it. But then I went back, and

1051
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 2: I'm like, is this all right?

1052
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 3: What I feel like during like quarantine especially, it's fine, Like,

1053
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 3: who's gonna sit on this couch? It's my couch.

1054
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 2: I mean, well, my friends have come over and they

1055
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 2: sat on my Yeah.

1056
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: I was sitting on that sex couch. Uh yesterday? Did

1057
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: it look nice? You liked it? I mean now I

1058
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: know that it's comfortable.

1059
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: Now I know it's covered in skid marks, but it's

1060
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 2: not because I washed my ass and then I get

1061
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 2: on the couch. Anyway, this week was fun. I did

1062
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 2: not smoke, but I feel high. So look at that.

1063
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: That's what That's what it feels like when you're when

1064
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: you're friends with your better half, my.

1065
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: Better half, Andrew, thank you so much for we didn't

1066
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: we didn't figure out a title.

1067
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 3: Fun right now off the top of your head.

1068
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: Naked on the couch, yeah, butt naked on the couch,

1069
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 2: butt naked on a vilvid couch yeah, or skid marks

1070
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: on the couch like skid marks on the sofa.

1071
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 3: Literation.

1072
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: I like that, you know, I love a literation.

1073
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: Or something about old people trying to have sights with

1074
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 2: young people like mister Burns, Daddy war books, Boks.

1075
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:34,280
Speaker 1: Daddy, horror books or damn Sydney.

1076
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,800
Speaker 2: It was something that you said, American apparel dress or

1077
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 2: something like that, like mm hmm, I think something along

1078
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 2: the lines of one of the things that y'all just said.

1079
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure it out, We'll figure it out. Okay,

1080
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: we're good.

1081
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,959
Speaker 2: Yes, I just need to take a sip of water.

1082
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: I don't really have any final words for you guys either.

1083
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: I mean, after last week, I'm exhausted. I'm still tired

1084
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 2: from what we're from last week. You're thirsty, friend, I've

1085
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 2: been having a blast, so yeah, God is good.

1086
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: I love this for you. I do. I really love

1087
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: this for you.

1088
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 2: I'm do I look happy, you look you look a

1089
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 2: little tired.

1090
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: Si Okay, someone wrote fuck you someone are well rested,

1091
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: but also like you've been up late nights.

1092
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 2: I looked at some of the Yes, they're extremely hilarious, witty,

1093
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: and shady as hell, not to mention Dropdad gorgeous, hands

1094
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 2: down my favorite podcast. I even pay for the Patreon.

1095
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 2: It's worth it to support these amazing women. If you

1096
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,919
Speaker 2: don't love Marie and Sydney, you don't love yourself. Wait,

1097
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 2: please read the one that you screenshot me.

1098
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: The other day.

1099
00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 2: I love that review more than I think anything we've

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Speaker 2: gotten in recent time.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Let me see hold on, let me see what I

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Speaker 2: wrote my friend Hold on second, I mean, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: here we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's uh.

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Speaker 2: Ooh okay. Give them all your reviews and money. I've

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Speaker 2: been listening to Sidney and Marie for years. I'm not

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Speaker 2: super into podcasts, but this one has my this one

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Speaker 2: has my forever loyalty. They are just too funny for

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Speaker 2: me to ever stop. Their repertoire of comedy seeps into

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Speaker 2: every conversation they have with each other and their guests.

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Speaker 2: I'm cackling constantly. A few years ago, I got into

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Speaker 2: a car accident. I was fine, but my car was gone, totaled, obliterated,

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Speaker 2: and yet my radio still worked. Sidney and Marie voices

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Speaker 2: were laughing at my wreckage. That'd be enough trauma for

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Speaker 2: one to stop listening. But you're wrong. I escape death

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00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 2: and am forever afraid of driving. But I will forever

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Speaker 2: give these two, but I will never give these to

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Speaker 2: you up. Thank you both for the endless last, even

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Speaker 2: while sitting in the rubble of my destroyed car. What

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Speaker 2: a divine imagine getting into a car accident and it's

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Speaker 2: us laughing yeah, in the wreckage, just cackling.

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Speaker 1: That visual is beautiful to me, iconic. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it too. I love it and I love

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Speaker 1: this podcast. Just keep reviewing, guys, keep reviewing.

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Speaker 2: I would love for us to get to one thousand reviews.

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Speaker 1: We're all from there.

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Speaker 2: We're at nine nine sixty three, So keep it going anyway, y'all,

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Speaker 2: keep those going. We are going to stop right here.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to this podcast. If you have

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Speaker 2: a story about a time that you had to trust

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Speaker 2: your instincts, or you went to have sex with somebody

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00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 2: and you were like, actually no, we would love to

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Speaker 2: hear it.

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Speaker 1: Send those to us.

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00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 2: And also send us maybe like a quick description of

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Speaker 2: what your wedding would look like?

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Speaker 1: Where for myself? Hit us with a why, where's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be? Who's gonna be there? How many guests? Yep?

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Speaker 2: And what your what your dream partner looks like?

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Speaker 1: Well, like what celebrity it looks like?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Who would play them in a movie? Mm hmm. If

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Speaker 1: you're with that person, send us their picture.

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Speaker 2: So we can tell you who would play them in

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Speaker 2: a movie.

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Speaker 1: That's funny For the next.

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Speaker 2: Episode, Anyway begs guys, goodbye bye Forever.

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Speaker 4: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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Speaker 4: Brett Baham, Joe Silio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts,

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Speaker 4: please visit Foreverdog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our

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Speaker 4: shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 4: Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by by

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