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Speaker 1: Concession. I can't take back arm.

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Speaker 2: Little mouth speaker text to seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 2: says I always shower right before taking a bath. My

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Speaker 2: wife thinks it's weird, but who wants to stew in

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Speaker 2: their own filthy water?

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Speaker 3: That's not I'm trying to get the watch.

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Speaker 4: I don't how dirty are you that your bath water

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Speaker 4: gets that disgusting?

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Speaker 5: Just don't think of it as dirty water. Think of

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Speaker 5: it as a family broth. I'm all organic broth that

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Speaker 5: you made, and that makes it sound kind of nice.

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Speaker 3: Actually, why does that have to be the whole family?

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Speaker 1: Jeff?

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Speaker 4: Who are you taking baths with?

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Speaker 5: You? Save it for the next person that conserves water.

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Speaker 5: That's nice, and on this show will help cleanse your

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Speaker 5: mind of all those nasty secrets you've been holding on

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Speaker 5: to let you wash them off into our family broth

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Speaker 5: right here on the mass speaker while we keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 5: And we've got a guy on the phone today who's

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Speaker 5: chosen Keenan as his fake name. Keenan. Welcome to the bath.

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Speaker 5: How you doing, brother, Jim?

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Speaker 1: How's it going?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Brother, you're obviously our favorite because you get the first

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Speaker 4: bath of the day.

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Speaker 1: You jo Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 5: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, I'm not the only person who's done this.

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Speaker 1: But I keep a memory box.

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Speaker 3: A memory box that sounds kind of sweet. Yea, what

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Speaker 3: do you put in it?

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Speaker 6: It's thirty years ago with my first girlfriend, you know,

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Speaker 6: early twenties. I will keep stuff from our relationship in there,

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Speaker 6: you know, like a movie, stuff from a of film.

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Speaker 1: We saw a fortune from a fortune cookie.

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Speaker 5: See I had a girlfriend who used to do this.

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Speaker 5: I know what you mean.

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Speaker 4: Now, yeah, a romantic yeah, in case it actually works

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Speaker 4: out in the long run.

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Speaker 6: Yes, tiny lock of her hair when she's not looking.

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Speaker 5: I'm just I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm not that way. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a memory box.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not totally unusual.

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Speaker 6: But you know, eventually we broke up, you know, life happens,

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Speaker 6: and I just held onto the box.

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Speaker 3: Oh you didn't do the ceremonial burning of the box.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no.

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Speaker 6: I wasn't ready to throw it out yet.

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Speaker 1: But then when I eventually got a newsgirl friend, I

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Speaker 1: started saving stuff from that relationship in the box too.

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Speaker 3: Oh. Weha in the same box.

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Speaker 6: Same box. Okay, oh yeah, and I've been kind of

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Speaker 6: doing that for years, you know, just adding to it.

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Speaker 1: Adding to it.

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Speaker 3: How many girlfriends are in this box at this point.

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Speaker 1: About five or six different relationships.

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Speaker 3: So you can't move on, or because you're lazy to

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Speaker 3: throw it.

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Speaker 6: Out like probably a combination of both.

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Speaker 5: But I went back to a family broth situation.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: My problem is I would forget what relationship? Which movie

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Speaker 3: chickens from? Honey, I have the ticket we went and

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Speaker 3: saw this.

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Speaker 5: You look at every date?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: I mean I could see where it's nice to remember relationships,

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Speaker 4: even the ones that didn't work out. I mean, just

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Speaker 4: because it didn't work out doesn't mean it wasn't like

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Speaker 4: they do it look bad to you in some way.

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Speaker 3: I mean, whether that is you learn something or if.

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Speaker 5: That fortune from the fortune cookie is really really good

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Speaker 5: because they could come in handy one day one day. Absolutely,

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Speaker 5: So are you still doing this right now? Like are

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Speaker 5: you are you currently in a relationship or like what's

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Speaker 5: your status?

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Speaker 6: I'm in a relationship now.

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Speaker 1: A few months ago my current girlfriend found the box

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Speaker 1: in my cloth?

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Speaker 4: Uh oh no, okay, is she a jealous type.

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Speaker 5: Did she look inside?

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Speaker 6: Of course, she looks inside. She opened it, picked up

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Speaker 6: one of the charms and gave me that look like

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Speaker 6: you need to explain this right now.

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Good? Then you didn't label it all my ex girlfriend's stuff.

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Speaker 6: But well, I started panicking. I couldn't just say it

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Speaker 6: was from all my exes. Yeah, so I told her

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Speaker 6: it was passed down to me from my grandpa when

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Speaker 6: he died, like kind of a family that old your box,

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Speaker 6: and I've been just keeping it for a memory of

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Speaker 6: my grandpa.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, Now, my grandpa was kind of a hoarder.

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Speaker 5: He kept a bunch of weird stuff, and he wanted

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Speaker 5: me to have it. And yeah, I didn't want to

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Speaker 5: like shame my grandpa by throwing that away.

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Speaker 3: That's quite the lie. Did she buy it? Yea.

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Speaker 6: So she had this great look of relief on her face,

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Speaker 6: and she was like, well, what the hell, why is it?

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Speaker 6: If it's your grandpa stuff, why is it hiding.

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Speaker 1: In the cloth? Oh?

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Speaker 6: No, I I didn't have I didn't have a good

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Speaker 6: excuse for that either.

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Speaker 1: So she just put it back and I thought it

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Speaker 1: was forgotten about.

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Speaker 6: I was like, okay, that's that one okay, all right.

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Speaker 6: Fast forward to my last birthday. She says she had

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Speaker 6: a surprise for me. I opened the gift and she

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Speaker 6: has taken all the items out of the box. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 6: and she framed them in one giant colop Oh.

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Speaker 5: So she's like honoring your grandpa, but doesn't understand what

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Speaker 5: she's really doing.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can see it too, Like I

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Speaker 4: could see the tickets and the love notes that's dry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, press, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: She told me she was real proud of herself.

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Speaker 6: She tells me that I should hang this up somewhere

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Speaker 6: where everybody can see it so we can remember honor

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Speaker 6: the memory of my grandpa.

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Speaker 3: Did you say? He starts trying. Oh my god. She's

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Speaker 3: looking and you have them like roller coaster tickets.

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Speaker 5: She's like, wow, your grandpa was doing this, adventurous old guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: so did you actually do that? Did you frame it

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Speaker 5: or hang it up somewhere in your place?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Now, guys, I have it up in my hallway, which

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Speaker 6: is so awkward. Friends when when they come over, oh,

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Speaker 6: this is his little memory will of his grandpa.

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Speaker 3: Have any of your buddies picked out what it actually is?

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Speaker 3: Do they know?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 6: No, Thank God.

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Speaker 1: Nobody actually knows that the peakers shine.

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Speaker 3: But what you broke shrine about your memory stuff that

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Speaker 3: you keep.

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Speaker 1: Oh dude, so.

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Speaker 6: Nobody has figured it out now I feel like Joe

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Speaker 6: from you.

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Speaker 4: Oh, at least you can start a fresh new box

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Speaker 4: with just her stuff, Joe exactly.

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Speaker 5: Oh silver Lining, thanks for that. But text in the

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Speaker 5: seven eighty five nine too, if you have a confession

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Speaker 5: you've been holding on to. Will hide your identity, mask

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Speaker 5: your voice, and make you our next mass speaker. Your

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Speaker 5: phone TAP's coming up right after this