Speaker 1: Second day, and some people go to Starbucks for their
Speaker 1: morning coffee. Others go there for their morning squeeze because
Speaker 1: they sell juice. Oh my god, you could also go
Speaker 1: there to find a hottie. Yeah, hot chocolate. Oh I
Speaker 1: think that when Yeah, I think is going to be
Speaker 1: really confused. I heard squeezing, and I'm fully invested. I
Speaker 1: think you guys have perverted minds, I think about anyway.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Rob says he went to Starbucks
Speaker 1: recently strictly for sex. Oh god, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: That's that's the new Starbucks seasonal drink. It's called Strictly
Speaker 1: Sexy Delicious. Does it come with does it come with
Speaker 1: berry foamy? Yeah? You gotta try it. But let's talk
Speaker 1: to Rob now. So Rob what? Rob? Yeah? I almost
Speaker 1: hung up because I was like, that's not what I did.
Speaker 1: I'm just messing around, man. But you said you did
Speaker 1: end up meeting somebody when you went to Starbucks recently.
Speaker 1: What's their name? Her name was Tiffany tiffanys that We
Speaker 1: just said, Yeah, Tiffany, And how did you strike up
Speaker 1: a conversation? I'm assuming you saw her? She was cute, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, while we were in line, it's
Speaker 1: the drive through, and she was like filing and attractively.
Speaker 1: So are you Is she in a different car in
Speaker 1: the drive through? Is she working the drives? Working there? Okay,
Speaker 1: she was the hitchhiker I picked up at the passenger seat.
Speaker 1: I see, so you ordered and then she gave you
Speaker 1: your coffee when you pulled up to the window. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we like totally hit it off and kept talking,
Speaker 1: and she was like, there's a huge line behind you.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta go. How do you do that?
Speaker 1: How do you strike up like a flirtatious conversation with
Speaker 1: your drive through? I don't know what it's your opinion
Speaker 1: on that, alexis because I feel like maybe he's confused
Speaker 1: on whether or not the BFI liked people. Give me
Speaker 1: flirty for sure, and I'll engage if I want to
Speaker 1: or if I want more tips, but yeah, I'll talk back.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you go to the Starbucks all the time?
Speaker 1: Did you already know her? I mean I've been there
Speaker 1: a few times. I've never seen her before, and so
Speaker 1: I thought I got nothing here. So you know how
Speaker 1: you get like like a free refill on the glass
Speaker 1: at Starbus, Like, if you have a you can go
Speaker 1: back up for like a dollar or something, you can
Speaker 1: get refilled. Right. I went back inside and got in
Speaker 1: line again with my with like my empty cup, and
Speaker 1: she was up there and she's like, oh you, And
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I kind of wanted to keep
Speaker 1: talking to you. You went back around and into the
Speaker 1: drive through again. No, I park can win in Oh
Speaker 1: my god. What was her reaction? Like she was kind
Speaker 1: of surprised, but then like totally receptive. She refilled the cup.
Speaker 1: I paid my dollar oh nine or whatever, and then
Speaker 1: she wrote her name and number on the side of
Speaker 1: the cup. Wow, Okay, that's good because I was like,
Speaker 1: bruces are pretty good at faking it. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: then uh she agreed to go out to get drinks. Hude,
Speaker 1: how is drink? Though? Like what were you feeling going
Speaker 1: into this? So obviously I'm calling you because I haven't
Speaker 1: heard from her, you know, so we're trying to piece
Speaker 1: this apart. But I felt like the date went really
Speaker 1: well and were laughing, and I hope to think that
Speaker 1: I had like a good gauge on like all right,
Speaker 1: that didn't go well, Why well, I won't hear from her,
Speaker 1: that's fine, Okay, so what are you thinking? But I
Speaker 1: think I might have been like shrying a little too
Speaker 1: hard or putting it on a little thick. I don't
Speaker 1: really know. I'm trying to like, is there like a
Speaker 1: specific example that you could use. So I went on
Speaker 1: this date like years ago and it ended up being
Speaker 1: a girl I dated, where like the night kind of
Speaker 1: went crazy, you know, we did all this like fun stuff,
Speaker 1: and so I was like I kind of wanted that
Speaker 1: to happen against Like it was like thinking of things
Speaker 1: we could do after the date that were like kind
Speaker 1: of random and spun fam so that you'd have like
Speaker 1: a memorable first date like kind of thing. We were
Speaker 1: so crazy we did? What? Yeah? What did you have
Speaker 1: in mind? The first one? I was like, let's get
Speaker 1: in uber, go to the airport and get the cheapest
Speaker 1: flight we can and go to wherever that is and
Speaker 1: then come back the next day. WHOA, what did you
Speaker 1: do it? That sounds kind of awesome. I want to
Speaker 1: do it on a first day. It's pretty bold. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll give you that. Well, Like I get if you're
Speaker 1: no offense, I get it. If you're going somewhere cool,
Speaker 1: let's go to Hawaii, or let's go you know, on
Speaker 1: the beach somewhere. But if you're just going to the
Speaker 1: cheapest flighter, you're gonna go like right next door somewhere.
Speaker 1: Let's go to a horrible city. Yeah. I did practice
Speaker 1: this with saying like we might end up in the
Speaker 1: sixth but fair defense, she was like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: now I'm singing out like She's like, I don't know you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a smart girl, high stranger shot it down. Were you
Speaker 1: able to get back on your feet after that? I
Speaker 1: mean kind of. I had a few other ideas, but
Speaker 1: I could tell that she was not really having it
Speaker 1: outside of the I mean, she was like, I just
Speaker 1: want to get to know you and have some drinks.
Speaker 1: But then we I felt like I recovered, like I
Speaker 1: took the message and we had drinks and kept going.
Speaker 1: It's not like the night ended. Yeah yeah, how did
Speaker 1: the night end? We probably had like three more drinks
Speaker 1: and we kind of had this flirty exchange. There wasn't
Speaker 1: a kiss or anything, and then I don't know, I
Speaker 1: didn't think I shot myself from the foot that bad
Speaker 1: with these things, but I'm like, the only thing I
Speaker 1: can think of that rubbed it the wrong way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you shouldn't have pushed them right like you do
Speaker 1: want she shoots too down. Just leave it. Yeah, got
Speaker 1: into a small plane and just flew home. But let's
Speaker 1: play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Tiffany for you,
Speaker 1: and we're going to try and get you a second date. Update. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank your hold on. You know, I've learned that women
Speaker 1: really appreciate a guy who puts in the effort to
Speaker 1: show that you're important to him. Yeah, I mean, who
Speaker 1: wouldn't APPI but not too much effort, because that's trying,
Speaker 1: and trying comes off a little bit desperate. Again, you
Speaker 1: need to try, but not try that hard. There's a
Speaker 1: good balance like kind of try but in a way
Speaker 1: like you don't really care, and if you do that,
Speaker 1: that shows her you really care. Yeah, it's simple, easy women,
Speaker 1: I figured you out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's the formula.
Speaker 1: Oh it doesn't act like you don't care to show
Speaker 1: them you care, but make it look but make it
Speaker 1: look like you gave effort, but not that much effort. Yes,
Speaker 1: so easy. So one of our listeners, Rob figured out
Speaker 1: the formula too, but he's worried that maybe he tried
Speaker 1: too hard. Yeah, because the formula, right, Yeah, because after
Speaker 1: the day he was suggesting that maybe they should go
Speaker 1: to the airport, buy a ticket to the cheapest place
Speaker 1: that they could, and just make a day out of it,
Speaker 1: see what happens, And that was trying too hard maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I did for a minute, But I also felt
Speaker 1: like I made up for and I more just want
Speaker 1: to know what happened, Like, can I even go back
Speaker 1: to the coffee shop to get coughs? Like I feel
Speaker 1: like everything's weird. That's trying too hard, that's going to
Speaker 1: come across desperate. I don't want to go back. You
Speaker 1: have to find the middle, which is calling a radio
Speaker 1: station to call for you. Oh but but he's not
Speaker 1: calling himself. Someone shows he doesn't care that much. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to talk to her. We're going to
Speaker 1: do it for him. He doesn't have time to do. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, I know you're frustrated with the formula that
Speaker 1: you can't figure out. That's only your fault, all right, Robe,
Speaker 1: You've got your back. We're going to help you with this. Okay,
Speaker 1: We're gonna try for you. So here we go. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna die her number right now. If you feel ready,
Speaker 1: go for it. All right, here we go too ready,
Speaker 1: producers throwing things at me to call. Hello. Hi, is
Speaker 1: this Tiffany? Yes, Hey, Tiffany. My name is jeff from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, the
Speaker 1: show that you're kind of on right now. So welcome. Yay.
Speaker 1: Uh wait, how did you get my number? Great question,
Speaker 1: it's a good question. We got it from somebody that
Speaker 1: you went out with recently. His name's Rob. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you kidding? No, that was a good reaction. Yes,
Speaker 1: but this is part of something that we do call
Speaker 1: the second date Update. That's where if our listeners go
Speaker 1: out with someone and afterwards, if their date isn't calling back,
Speaker 1: they can reach out to us for help to help
Speaker 1: them figure out the reason. Why. Seriously, he you call
Speaker 1: me about this? Yes, yeah, he really liked you. He
Speaker 1: thought you were awesome, and he just wants figure out
Speaker 1: if he did something wrong, unless that comes across weird
Speaker 1: to you, in which case we just did it out
Speaker 1: of our own accord because we're interesting in prying people.
Speaker 1: Doesn't care that much. Yeah, wow, he's very committed. He's
Speaker 1: just confused. Right, he told us about your date and
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was a pretty good time. And
Speaker 1: we spoke to Rob earlier and he sounded like a
Speaker 1: really nice guy. So he's just wondering if he did
Speaker 1: something wrong to make you want to not call him back.
Speaker 1: I mean, so everyone can hear what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's okay. I mean, he knows that he listens
Speaker 1: to the show. He understands how this all works. Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just confused. You're the one that gave
Speaker 1: him your number at Starbucks, right, Yeah. I mean he
Speaker 1: was super nice and cute and sweet, and he didn't
Speaker 1: seem like creepy like some of the guys come and
Speaker 1: get coffee. I'm curious, what did he tell you about
Speaker 1: our date as far as the date goes. He said
Speaker 1: that you guys went out for drinks and you had
Speaker 1: a good time there chatting, and he didn't mention that.
Speaker 1: Maybe he came on a little bit strong when he
Speaker 1: was suggesting that you guys go to the airport and
Speaker 1: buy a plane ticket, But I think he was just
Speaker 1: trying to be fun in the moment to show you
Speaker 1: like he knows how to have a good time all right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's pretty much all we know. And then at
Speaker 1: the end of the night, you guys went your separate ways,
Speaker 1: no kiss or anything. Yes, that is correct, Okay, So honest,
Speaker 1: that's a good guy there you go. So what are
Speaker 1: we missing? Well, yeah, I mean at the end of
Speaker 1: the date I was probably going to go out with
Speaker 1: him again. We had a good time and it was
Speaker 1: like easy to talk to him and all of that.
Speaker 1: That's great, Okay, So you had every intention to call
Speaker 1: him back right until about twenty four hours later. Why
Speaker 1: what happened? So the bar that we went to was
Speaker 1: awesome and I had actually never been there before, so
Speaker 1: I told one of my co workers about it, and
Speaker 1: we decided to go there the next night and just
Speaker 1: grab some drinks after work. Yeah, and we were sitting
Speaker 1: at the bar and just started chatting up with the
Speaker 1: bartender and he was like, didn't I see you here
Speaker 1: last night? Or am I crazy? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: You're not crazy. I was here actually just over in
Speaker 1: the corner on a date. And you know, he kind
Speaker 1: of asked like how it went, and I told him
Speaker 1: about it that it was fun, you know, we had
Speaker 1: a good time. But then he like had these crazy
Speaker 1: ideas of like, let's take a plane somewhere. Let's just
Speaker 1: like go to the airport and take a plane somewhere
Speaker 1: and yeah, and I was like, well, you don't seem
Speaker 1: like Ted Bundy, so maybe it would be okay. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, I have to work the next day.
Speaker 1: It just feels like too much, too soon. So you're
Speaker 1: telling this, you're recapping all this to the bartender. Yeah, exactly, okay,
Speaker 1: And I was like, isn't that insane? And the bartender
Speaker 1: was like, actually, that sounds really fun and like kind
Speaker 1: of romantic. So we kind of started flirting a little
Speaker 1: bit and it's going, um. Then my friend left and
Speaker 1: then we left for the airport and put a plane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you stole Rob's idea with another guy, And then I
Speaker 1: would want to know how it win. Just tell me
Speaker 1: was it fun or was it not fun? Because maybe
Speaker 1: you don't want to see him again and you still
Speaker 1: want to go out with Rob. Oh no, it was
Speaker 1: real fun. Why would you do that? Why would you ask?
Speaker 1: Especially with Rob listening on the other line this entire time? No, wait,
Speaker 1: he's listening. Yeah, Rob has been on the other line
Speaker 1: this whole time. Now he wants to talk to you
Speaker 1: if he hasn't hung up by now, Rob, are you there?
Speaker 1: Are you? So you like he got off his ship
Speaker 1: and then you guys ran off into the sunset, Well
Speaker 1: flew off technically, but yeah, it's like somebody who wrote
Speaker 1: a joke and then someone stole the joke. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like you're the first person in
Speaker 1: the face of the planet who had an idea to
Speaker 1: take a plane like, I mean, not wrong. I gotta
Speaker 1: say that is a smooth move on the bartender's part
Speaker 1: to like steal that. Yeah, I'm not saying it's good,
Speaker 1: but he likes stole Rob's idea and just went with it.
Speaker 1: Why did you say yes? This is what I want
Speaker 1: to know. Why did you say yes to the bartender
Speaker 1: but you didn't say yes to Rob because you're obviously
Speaker 1: willing to go out and do that. You keep asking
Speaker 1: these questions and Rob is not gonna like do you
Speaker 1: want to know? Rob? Well, I'm already down. I might
Speaker 1: as well get kicked while I'm laying here. So I'm
Speaker 1: glad that you checked with you first. Rob. Please please
Speaker 1: disregard that last statement. I mean, I get to mean
Speaker 1: that you had like a fun time with the bartender,
Speaker 1: but you're not still like with him, are you? Uh? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Oh hey, hey, maybe it means that there's an opening
Speaker 1: for you Rock it does get sugar. Maybe the bartender's
Speaker 1: on a flight with a different girl now going to
Speaker 1: another I mean, I gotta say they don't have the
Speaker 1: best track record bartenders when it comes to No, he
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that to me. Yeah, stand up, guy, different,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't take somebody else. Let's up, concentrate on him
Speaker 1: and concentrate on Rong. Oh, now you switch, Tiffany. I
Speaker 1: think at least he deserves an apology there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm sorry, but like, also, you can't pick
Speaker 1: who you love like you just know, God, it's fine everything,
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's fine. Advised the cheapest flight at the airport,
Speaker 1: and she loves him. WoT Rob you Rob first? Rob? Rob?
Speaker 1: Do you accept her apology? I don't care, as you should, man,
Speaker 1: I don't see this conversation improving. Yeah I know. So
Speaker 1: let's just ask Tiffany, we would love to send you
Speaker 1: and Rob out on another date, and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, my friend thought he was cute. Maybe that
Speaker 1: would be an option. Hey, in Soldier? Is that exciting? Rob?
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone's going to get a tax right
Speaker 1: off for helping me out. If you're a charitable like,
Speaker 1: let's make Rob feel better and that makes me feel worse. OK, yeah,
Speaker 1: well we're sorry. Well there it is Rob trying too
Speaker 1: hard for the formula. Man, nobody's trying too hard here.
Speaker 1: You gotta dial it back, but don't dial it back
Speaker 1: too much, just enough, and then steal someone else's effort.
Speaker 1: I mean Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.