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Speaker 2: I have to say like this because, as you know,

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Speaker 1: It's really it's it's such a beautiful place. It's the

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Speaker 1: Does anyone have the capability of You're thinking of what lies?

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Speaker 3: You should you know why?

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Speaker 1: You guys should?

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Speaker 3: But I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard.

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Speaker 3: I think he's on like crack.

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Speaker 1: Is he having some sort of withdrawal? Vander Pump rolls.

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Speaker 2: As soon as they spoiler alert, as soon as they stop,

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. Are you not caught up? No, I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: Every time my boyfriend and I'm straight. By the way,

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Speaker 3: Shirt betray you. I'm standing with my straight girls.

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Speaker 1: What did I say about your shirt that's giving SpongeBob?

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Speaker 2: Because look, that's what you meant.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what SpongeBob is? This is this sponge like?

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Speaker 3: I take back what I said about how you guys

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I don't think what about us? What about

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Speaker 1: Dawn Away? You know, it's not just katies that listen.

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Speaker 1: Some gig guys do listen. Still hot on Kyle's that's Kyle.

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Speaker 1: There's a subgroup that we actually we said that we

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Speaker 1: would officially induct them. No, we can't have five. What

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile.

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Speaker 3: I have nothing to contribute to the conversation.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 3: I just want to sit here and smile.

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Speaker 1: I just want to go Guys. Try I tell you,

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Speaker 1: want to hear from you. Yeah, there you're that you're

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Speaker 2: Are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, Like, I don't take that lightly.

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Speaker 1: And I should. If you did, that would be fucked up,

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Speaker 1: my here's my three takeaways. It was hell and like

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Speaker 1: like Millennia's hat. Three Carrie Underwood sounded bad for all

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Speaker 1: You want to know what it is, I've always not

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Speaker 1: had the best feeling. Yeah, yeah, the vibes have always

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Speaker 1: been weird. Does this make you go Buyer's remorse on

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Speaker 3: I got my first period?

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Speaker 1: And that's the culture that made you say monarchy. I'm bleeding.

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Speaker 3: Like it wasn't happening.

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Speaker 1: You remember what he was singing, because it was always

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Speaker 2: Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like

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Speaker 3: And was holding her guitar.

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Speaker 1: He was always loving to happen. Tone perfectly, like flat

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Speaker 2: Laid when you guys said bobys, I thought the guy

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Speaker 1: Hot Taylor Haylors. He was hot.

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Speaker 2: Zus, Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man.

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Speaker 1: Describe your perfect man.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I think it is. I want

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Speaker 2: Because I've been a lot of prefacing and pretensing today.

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Speaker 2: I think because my boyfriend straight.

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Speaker 1: Push your weapons down, Push your weapons down, all right?

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Speaker 2: Comm and peace there, guys, they're cold Kyles, I comment

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Speaker 2: peace Kyle's and katies like Mariah's and shanaias.

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Speaker 1: They're not listening. I forgot she did this.

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Speaker 2: Like deathbed vibes when y'all are on your deathbed, like,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah a style you can go like we did that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know period, Well we're gonna say we ate that,

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Speaker 2: and when we're seventy nine.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be like servants slay we ate that down?

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Speaker 1: Which are death bed for you?

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Speaker 3: Two is gonna be one, one hundred and fifteen years old.

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Speaker 1: I can actually see it. I gues, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to live that long. He's gonna look the same like

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Speaker 1: and not the heroin chic Honey, I'm so old and

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Speaker 1: for three damn you drive yourself there, old bitch, old bitch. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: so were we were on a thing the perfect?

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Speaker 2: I think because mylor hicks, because I think my beautiful,

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Speaker 2: long suffering boyfriend is so like he's so like standard cute, attractive,

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Speaker 2: and you know, he invented a new term.

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Speaker 3: What it's beautiful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that beautiful? Isn't that lovely? Beautiful? That crazy. Really

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Speaker 1: from we want to hear about him? Where was he from?

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Speaker 2: Originally from South Sumber's, Chicago, all right, and like he's

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Speaker 2: building jokes like I wish you'd philosophers.

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Speaker 1: Well, what I want to do?

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Speaker 3: That bleeding?

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Speaker 1: I don't fluss, You don't. You're a liar. You have

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Speaker 1: telling you is not true. You don't have to do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh but did you ever have braces? You're lying? And

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Speaker 2: With a smirk like Rachel Maddow. Something I found out

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Speaker 2: that by the way, no, by the way, you know

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Speaker 2: I at the second my toe came off stage, every

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Speaker 1: Up all your words?

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Speaker 3: Who said that?

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Speaker 1: Everyone's live television.

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Speaker 3: Try saying MSNBC ten times fast. Okay, I had to

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Speaker 1: you really applied yourself. You were you were straining so

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Speaker 3: I think that's what happened, and then my brain just

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Speaker 3: You are literally thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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Speaker 1: you really don't take it like I just talk about

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Speaker 2: Who do you think besides David Lynch built culture as we.

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Speaker 3: Know it gay guys.

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Speaker 1: It feels like you took that away from her from

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Speaker 1: black women. That sucks. That sucks for you to rob

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Speaker 1: anyone know it really is really hurtful?

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Speaker 3: Didn't she okay, I dreamed this or it was real?

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Speaker 2: Does And I'm not gonna look it up because that's

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Speaker 1: I agree with Oprah. I have to say in this dialogue,

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, me being eight, being like I wish an adult

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Speaker 1: Was the one? Oh wow? And he's moaning and is

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Speaker 1: It is just like what, I'm afraid of your other lips, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: oh nurse.

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Speaker 2: I had an English This is gonna send you guys

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Speaker 2: to the moon in a not SpaceX rocket ship and

442
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: a normal rocket.

443
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: Okay, normal one that uses American gas drill, baby drill.

444
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: Something Trump said today at the inauguration about what I

445
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: don't know about drackens baby drill. Anyway, what were you saying? Okay,

446
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: so this is this teacher English teacher, English teacher.

447
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 3: He had a gray and red long beard.

448
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 2: Okay, red gray hair combed over to the side, much

449
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 2: like our president.

450
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: Combed over age demographic one hundred like legit one hundred

451
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: years old. Every day, would wear like a snoopy tie

452
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Speaker 1: and would the character Snoopy, the.

453
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 2: Character Snoopy a funny little tie, and he me and

454
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 2: my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in

455
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Speaker 2: the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in

456
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 2: his car during lunch break and just be like, that

457
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 2: is so fucking hot.

458
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: It's giving what's the guy's name, the giver, the give,

459
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: it's giving the giver, Oh, my god, the giver. And

460
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Speaker 1: I was I was saying Vincent van Go in my head.

461
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: Not not dissimilar, not he actually quite looked like him.

462
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: Who's the Watchman guy, Alan More, Alan Moore? It's giving

463
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Speaker 1: Alan Moore with.

464
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Speaker 3: A snoopy tie.

465
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Speaker 1: That hot.

466
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 3: And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car

467
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: and me and Emily would just like watch him in

468
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Speaker 3: his car.

469
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Speaker 1: Are you still in touch with Emily? Of course, Emily, Hello,

470
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Speaker 1: if you're if you're a Long Island, is that y'all?

471
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: Keep in touch with high school definitely touched with my

472
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: friend Alison last night.

473
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Speaker 3: Isn't hey?

474
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: I said, hey, well we had a mutual friend at

475
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Speaker 1: the birthday bar Oh cute.

476
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 3: Oh instead, like, let's go to Roosevelt Field get our

477
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: ears pierced.

478
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, ield but it was it was too far.

479
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 2: Soo you women mall No, I was Sunrise mall like

480
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: you are. So I have to give respect to you because, like, honestly,

481
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 2: something crazier to even more iconic to say than you're

482
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 2: a gay icon. You are an actual Long Island legend.

483
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 2: Like you are not from we're fucking around Long is

484
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: You were from like a Long Island, Long Island.

485
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm for real, you're new to this, He's I'm always

486
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 1: new to this. Anytime I go to Long Island, I go, whoa,

487
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: it's no one.

488
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: Knows what happened to us. Yeah, it's so crazy, the

489
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: things that we saw, the things we did. Yeah, and

490
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 2: the things that we you know, aspired to be named

491
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 2: the craziest.

492
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: Thing from from Nicky Bond. I mean, just wuld you say, Nicky,

493
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: she's a island legends. Her mom once came up to me.

494
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: You're kidding, Wait, I actually have the cher Nicky Blonski's

495
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: mother came up.

496
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Speaker 2: To me at my school. I think she came to

497
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 2: my school to perform. I felt like they were scouting

498
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 2: and I was like, for hair spray.

499
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's perfect. I don't know them again,

500
00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: what did she say? From Penny that's fucking little shop?

501
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: What what did she say? Like musical songs? We got

502
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 1: a tear Broadway show, Arah, I didn't know.

503
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: I would die for kinky boots. We had a kinky

504
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 3: boot sketch idea.

505
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: What was our Oh? Yeah, yeah, sure, what was it?

506
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: What did it was? We wanted a sequel to Distrek

507
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: the musical sketch? What was you come out with?

508
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 2: You're clearly putting on the kinky boots.

509
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: What is it, Matilda? You clearly put on the kinky boots.

510
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: Writing that sketch was a highlight of my life.

511
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 2: It's so rare to channel Oh, we channeled wid you

512
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: to let the muse VisiC. We literally flopped it down

513
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 2: in one run and we were like, it's perfect. Have

514
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 2: you ever seen Hamilton the musical? I know that how

515
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: could a bastard or that's not you would love it? Really,

516
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 2: It's a great show.

517
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: A great shows. And also if nothing else, like it's

518
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: production value.

519
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't, don't get me started on that, because

520
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 2: I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately.

521
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: What's what's going on? What do you is? Just like

522
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: give it to me?

523
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,959
Speaker 3: And I'm not you guys know who you are who

524
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 3: aren't giving it to me?

525
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:30,919
Speaker 1: Just in general?

526
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 3: Yep, I want to see lights, camera, sound sets, costume.

527
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: Can we get really into this though? We washed the

528
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: substance together, and I did think of you, ad you

529
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: love that movie?

530
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 3: I basically loved it more than the words can even expressaame.

531
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: And I finally watched that thirty minute I'm feature at

532
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: that so YouTube so good. You have to check that out.

533
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: If fucking holding the camera running backwards, posing everyone down

534
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: with blood, I'm like, that's if you want to know

535
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 2: how it's done, that's how it's done. With her.

536
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: Rely, let this be a message. Do you want to

537
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: talk about this?

538
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 3: Coraly?

539
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 2: I love you and what you've done and what you

540
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: will continue to do, and what has happened and what

541
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 2: will soudent to be happening all over until like the

542
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 2: perpetuity till the end of.

543
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Speaker 3: Time, like.

544
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 2: What you were saying a lot and all of it

545
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 2: is impacting exactly hearing Lely, you did it?

546
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: Correct you that you did that?

547
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 2: That when it kept going, when it just kept going,

548
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 2: and then the teeth and then the ears, and then

549
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: the blood hoose and the music and the lights, camera, sound,

550
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 2: Coustard whatever, as we were just saying, yeah, it didn't

551
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: for one second stop.

552
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 3: It gave us everything relentlessly and more.

553
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: It's an incredible, perfect film. It's a perfect film. It's hilarious.

554
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 2: Down yeah, down, it's it's as you say, feast for

555
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: the eyes.

556
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 3: It's everything.

557
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 2: It was.

558
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 3: She's my favorite, She's everything.

559
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been little meetings. There's listen, you've met a

560
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: couple of times.

561
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 2: We met one time and I was struck by her beauty.

562
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: She's stunning and she's hilarious.

563
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: When did you meet her?

564
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 3: I I've been like stalking her because I just like,

565
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're amazing.

566
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: Were you a fan prior to seeing this substance? Like

567
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: did you see Revenge?

568
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,959
Speaker 2: I love Revenge and I love every You know when

569
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 2: you like see someone's movie and you're like, I hope

570
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: see words escape me.

571
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: That's how much I care.

572
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like you could just see like it's like

573
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 2: she's such a like fan of horror movies too, and

574
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 2: so it's like as a fan of the thing, as

575
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: a fan of like basket Case or whatever, you watch

576
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 2: that movie and you're like, yeah, thank you.

577
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: This feels like a Christmas tree.

578
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: Amazing, I know, and just like I yeah, she's just listen,

579
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: I know, lost for words.

580
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: Were you to me and Margaret fan prior to this

581
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: or did this expose you to their gifts?

582
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 2: Both of them fans? Yeah, both of them fans, but

583
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: like now I am on my knees forever.

584
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: In their debt basically.

585
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: Their names called Tomorrow. Yeah, I hope so too.

586
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 3: Who's calling?

587
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: Do you know? I'm calling? Bowen? Bowen and Rachel Sennett

588
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: are announcing the nominations. Can you a big day for

589
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: Union Hall?

590
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's You're going to my no, no what?

591
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: This comes out Wednesday and then I'm going to be

592
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm literally leaving read Through and catching a plane into

593
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: LA and then Thursday morning, five thirty a m PT.

594
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: We're announcing, and then I got a fly back for

595
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor.

596
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm so honored.

597
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 2: It's like literally the coolest thing I love that I wanted.

598
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: I aspire to announce the nominations.

599
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Speaker 1: Small things. He's always smalling you smallen because you smalling. Well,

600
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: first of all, we're not talking about him harmful individuals today.

601
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing.

602
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: Oh, he gave us a laugh a couple laughs. It's like,

603
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, that's how he says that. This

604
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 2: is how he delivers, not how I deliver it. But you,

605
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: I know you have to small on it because you're

606
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and

607
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,479
Speaker 2: you're like clocking in and clock like it's like if

608
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: things were too big, like you would almost be scared

609
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 2: to do it totally.

610
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: But it's like that is that is major. You're right,

611
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: he does he smallens things, but he's excited. I'm excited.

612
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: Is that leaf bothering you on your head? Oh? Because

613
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: did you notice that my girl has a leaf on

614
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: her head? No, it's not on well, it's very what's

615
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: gonna be gorgeous head, gorgeous head, stunning heads head. I'm

616
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: changing that. What say this? But this is my theory.

617
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: The word that is so powerful, so powerful, the way

618
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: it hits the ear is just different.

619
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: Really.

620
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively.

621
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: Just let that sink in. I was watching a body

622
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: language expert talking about Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni, and

623
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: there was a moment where an interview says to Blake

624
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: Lively like, well, you actually had to be the intimacy

625
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: cordner on set, like you had to show him out

626
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: to grab you and kiss you. And she goes, where

627
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: did you see this? And the body language expert said

628
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: that use of the word this is usually to like

629
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: show that you disdain whatever it is they've brought up

630
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: all this. What's what do you mean by this? This?

631
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: The word this is positively or inclusively.

632
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm picturing when you say this. Some that's just coming

633
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: to mind is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor.

634
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: A wife This is this?

635
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, A wife coming home peals a woman's underwear from

636
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 2: the bottom of the basket and going what is this

637
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 2: to my husband?

638
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: I've I've been working all day and who is this?

639
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: You would just say, what is that? You just ate

640
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: that line, By the way, what is this again? Again?

641
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 3: Think about the directors out there, I'm free, think about this.

642
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: Who did this?

643
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 3: Now say that, sorry, who did this?

644
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: And now do the other one? Who did that? See

645
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm not threatened by that. Who did this? What's up

646
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: with that? What's up with this? Although we were talking

647
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: about this scene from mad Men, Joan confronting the man.

648
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 3: I wouldn't care if you died.

649
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: That pornographic drawing. Pornographic drawing. I actually I've been watching

650
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: so much mad Men clips the number one best scene

651
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: in television history. I'm kidding you, not Joan and Don.

652
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers

653
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: in the office that like front desk secretary gives like

654
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: allows the last It's the fifth season, which by the way,

655
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: has no skips. So so Don and Joan go to

656
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: like they go to the Jaguar dealership and then like

657
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: they pretend to be a couple, and then they go

658
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: to the bar and they get a little drunk and

659
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: they turn on the jukebox music and they have the

660
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: scene at the bar that talks about like the kind

661
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: of people they are and the kind of people that

662
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: are in the bar, and it's about them, but it's not.

663
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: The writing and the acting is so they're unbelievable. Christina Hendricks.

664
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Speaker 2: No, Emmy, Well, by the way, like I don't want

665
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 2: to say anything disrespectable, but it's like, let's get.

666
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Speaker 3: Her out there.

667
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 1: I agree, I would definitely agree.

668
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm gonna say something on behalf of

669
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:56,479
Speaker 3: all women?

670
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: Is she?

671
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: So?

672
00:34:59,680 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: Is she?

673
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 2: So? Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are

674
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 2: afraid and this is just about misogyny and a larger scale.

675
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: Are people afraid to give her like challenging roles because

676
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 2: they're like, she's so bodacious, we couldn't even.

677
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it's distracting. I think it's I think

678
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 1: she with Joan, I guess like it is so one

679
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 1: with like the character. I think it has a lot

680
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: less to do with that and more to do with

681
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: the fact that it's almost like the reason why January

682
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: Jones and Jessica Pare also don't work a ton. It's

683
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 1: because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles,

684
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 1: and they were so well done that maybe it counts

685
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: against them sometimes I am because I think that I

686
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 1: think all of those performances are unreal. I think Jessica

687
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: Pere actually gets disrespectful. Amazan was incredible, is an iconic

688
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: is the is in the first episode of season five,

689
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: and it gets better from there. Zoobie Zoobie Zoo is

690
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 1: the craziest. It is the craziest thing, so insane, and

691
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: then you see.

692
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 2: Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay, some crazy things

693
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 2: are happening here that are basically like defying all like

694
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 2: logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead.

695
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 3: And then you're like, and still Zuby zub Zoo were.

696
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: Still the fact that Zooby Zoobi Zoo is supposed to

697
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: happen in a grounded world, and it still reads us

698
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 1: being like realistic, and you believe that she would do that,

699
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: and it says pretty much everything you need to know

700
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: about her character. But zoobyzubso happened on AMC. Twin Peaks

701
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: happened on a b C truly, which is that's the

702
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: craziest part. Take that risk now, challenge. You guys are

703
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: actually gonna lose your gorg.

704
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 2: Basically, you're gonna at the top of your hat is

705
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: gonna fly off, clean.

706
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: Off, clean off. I just have no stamina when it

707
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: comes to watching shit, So like I'm still on the pile.

708
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I've been on the pilot episode of Twin peaks for

709
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 1: like eight years. It's so bad that is making so

710
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: but but I started from the getting like recently, even

711
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: before he passed away, just like when the mom like

712
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 1: realizes that like she's gone, she's dad, it's like the

713
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: most devastating thing. And the Laura Palmer's theme like the

714
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,720
Speaker 1: muse that score is crazy.

715
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 2: I think once you enter episode two, then it's full

716
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 2: lubrication and it's a NonStop, really cool like I don't

717
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 2: think you're gonna find any resistance there.

718
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 3: I think it's just like slipping in that second episode.

719
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 2: Allow it to just it's just it's the way it

720
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: feels all of your body when you're watching it. It's

721
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 2: it's as sounding and I will say, and not to

722
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: belabor this point the labor, I know, I'm just an't

723
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: going to be meeting.

724
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: A PhD to well, you know what, you clearly weren't

725
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: paying attention to English class because you were so horned

726
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: up with your trying to get your rocks off with

727
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: Vincent Vince Snoop.

728
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: Saw who I was talking about.

729
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: You go oh okay in a good way. Anytime Sarah's

730
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 1: like that, fucking what I would do I'm like the

731
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: craziest looking human being.

732
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 2: You're like the crypt keep crypt yeah, Taylor Head, no disrespect,

733
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 2: Billy Bob Thorn, now.

734
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: Keep going. And this sow like because I think, damn.

735
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Speaker 3: My, my beautiful along suppering boyfriend is so conventionally.

736
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: Cute beautiful that it's like, I think it's like it's counteroud.

737
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a counterweight. I love that. So you're so

738
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 1: bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day,

739
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: in fact, you have sex with in fact, if he's lucky, yeah,

740
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: you the kind of girl holds out. This becomes like

741
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: a whole other, like all right, podcast either kind of

742
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: girl that leaves it on the shelf, you know what

743
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: I mean. I've made that expression up. You leave it

744
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: on the shelf at night, on the shelf at night,

745
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: you let it stink up the place. So mad because

746
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: it's the xpery date is just think they say that

747
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: they don't have sex, they start that's where their pussy

748
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: starts to really smell bad.

749
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 3: What was the last time you smelled one face to face?

750
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: I've never seen a vagina.

751
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: It's one of the and they cover this in many movies.

752
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 2: It's one of the most craziest.

753
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: Things you can see. Well, how would we know? How

754
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: would we?

755
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 3: I didn't bring mine tonight, it's in the car.

756
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: What's your least favorite body? Part two? Depict in your

757
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: in your art?

758
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, this is going to be a surprise.

759
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: Please.

760
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 3: I don't like as someone who.

761
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 2: Loved blood, guts, ships, boogers.

762
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 3: I'm like, what do we two?

763
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: I get no stuff? You don't like nos. I love nose,

764
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: but you don't like booger. I think it's like we're

765
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: older than that. Yeah, you know what I mean. That's

766
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: so I love this that there is one thing that

767
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: you go that's off, like I'm leaving. That's just there's

768
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: an edit there, there's.

769
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Speaker 3: And I love I love mucoid membranes. So I love

770
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Speaker 3: like a slick.

771
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: Mucus, Like you know, you don't like a clump. You

772
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: don't like a clump of booger. But again, it's like

773
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: we're guys. Really, when you see someone pick your nose

774
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: that you horrified? Rather, no, I do this.

775
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 3: That's part of my practice.

776
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: It's I think it's a medical proceed It's like, do

777
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: you have to? Sometimes it's like it's not. It's not

778
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: as easy as blowing your nose. No, no, you have

779
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: to get it.

780
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to get nuckled deep and that's okay.

781
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: And again this was really thank you, thank you for coming.

782
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 3: Should I make it?

783
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

784
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 3: I was gonna say they should make a nasal bidet,

785
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 3: but that is what a nettie pot.

786
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 1: Is, you know, of course.

787
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: And oh this was gonna be the why my my

788
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 2: last like my hands knees begging for you guys to

789
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: watch twin Peaks in it in its three season arc.

790
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: It posits a theory of everything spiritually, like, religiously, metaphysically

791
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: that I legitimately agree with.

792
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: In life, everything is love or love is the most

793
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: important thing. What is it? You don't know? You don't

794
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: want to spoil it? I think you should because I don't.

795
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 2: Think this is spoiling necessarily necessarily serious Necessarious.

796
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't think this is necessariously spoiling.

797
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 2: Anything necessarious, but it's Necessariusssterious is my favorite dinosaur.

798
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: She was beautiful. Have you, guys readers, please draw Necessarious

799
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Speaker 1: and send us in your pictures us, all three of

800
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: us and the Atlas culturis with your photos that you've

801
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: drawn of Necessarius.

802
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 3: But you have to like then like write it like

803
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 3: necessarah a h.

804
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: Spell, it says Sarennicoli, keep going.

805
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 2: So like yes that love is actually the greatest unifying

806
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 2: force in the universe. But you know, Twin Peaks is

807
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: the I'm gonna be so serious right now, it's gonna

808
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 2: make you laugh that it's like the story of like

809
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 2: who killed Laura Palmer? Right And I'm not gonna spoil

810
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 2: the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer for you

811
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 2: because that'll keep you on the hook for at least

812
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 2: a season and a half. But like, you know, there's

813
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 2: so much like pain and violence and trauma towards this

814
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 2: like young high school girl and towards like all the

815
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,720
Speaker 2: women in this universe or whatever, and there's like great

816
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 2: pain and trauma and while like love prevails. Basically in

817
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: the great episode eight season three of Twin Peaks, which

818
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: is like the return which happened, what was that like.

819
00:42:59,040 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 3: Really a lost culture?

820
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: You just know, don't you doing? Don't small on, don't

821
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: small it.

822
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: Basically, he pausits that true evil was unleashed into every

823
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 2: dimension in realm of the universe when the first atomic.

824
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 3: Bond atomic bomb exploded, so that a new kind of.

825
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 2: Man made evil basically fractured all of time, all of

826
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 2: the fabric of time space, and at least a new

827
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: form of evil in the form of Bob who is

828
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 2: this demon that you know create whatever. In Twin Peaks,

829
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 2: it at least a new form of evil that like

830
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 2: wreaked a new form of havoc.

831
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Speaker 1: On every universe, every universe of every time.

832
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 2: Yes, and so like that is the the like central

833
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 2: conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by you know,

834
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: General Briggs when he says, you know, there's this Bobby Briggs,

835
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: hottest man alive. His dad is like a crazy like

836
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 2: military like general who like does ship with space or whatever.

837
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Speaker 1: H Oh, I'm not sounding smart. He's a drink dia cog.

838
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: If that was the answer.

839
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 3: President Trump, wouldn't it be trying to my Austria or whatever?

840
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: Is he you don't need to die coke. But like

841
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 1: basically he's worried.

842
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 2: He's this like general who's been who like is like

843
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: you know, in charge of investigating like the link between

844
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 2: like American like military hegemony and like nuclear mysticism, whatever whatever.

845
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 3: And he's like, my fear is that love.

846
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: Is not enough.

847
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 2: So that basically when man Kind episodes on Man basically

848
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 2: unleashed a new kind of evil into the world when

849
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 2: we created the nuclear bomb. He's worried that love is

850
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: not enough and and that's kind of what like the

851
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 2: return follows is like all these characters that you remember

852
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 2: from twenty years ago feeling this trauma in every dimension

853
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: of every like time, space, continuum, whatever.

854
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 1: And you know, and this is why, you know Oppenheimer

855
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: won the Oscar, and this is ultimately why. But this

856
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: is what's crazy. Yep, come on, I can feel use

857
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: this rage in a positive way. We all need to

858
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: do that, especially now it's more than ever that's organized

859
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: starting now. Use this female rage about Oppenheimer.

860
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 3: It was crazy.

861
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big

862
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: point episode.

863
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: Should have won the Oscar? Say that, yeah, you know,

864
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 2: it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar. Maybe if you

865
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 2: were announcing the Oscars.

866
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: You could have just said, season three, episode eight.

867
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: Yes, that is what I believe about the universe, like

868
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 2: about religion and everything that David Lynch put in a

869
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 2: fucking TV show that anyone could watch.

870
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

871
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 2: And that's what culture is for me and for you

872
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 2: and for you and for everybody. It's culture that's for everybody.

873
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.

874
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 2: It's not culture that you find in a little box

875
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 2: at like Bucket Blood Records in Chicago, cool weirdest store

876
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 2: with a bunch of you.

877
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: Know, like freaks, back weird weirdos, the outcasts, the misfits,

878
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: those who haven't belonged once in their life that can

879
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 1: find community in a place like that, in a place

880
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: like this. Quite frankly, this and I don't say this

881
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: in a pejorative sense. I say it in an inclusive way,

882
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: really not giving much credence to my point earlier, which

883
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: shows that people can change. You saying people can change,

884
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: I've changed obviously in the last twenty minutes here I

885
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way, when before

886
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: I said it was usually in a dismissive way. It's

887
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: just really interesting. I've credit you with bringing up, not

888
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today period. No,

889
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna keep going. Queerdos is a culture.

890
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: It's not just for the queerdos once.

891
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: Too good for too long, And this is what brings.

892
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 3: Back to traders.

893
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: Running around. Yes, a lot of queer yes, ma'am.

894
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 2: When you asked me are people inherently good or evil?

895
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,760
Speaker 2: It can be answered in episode Hey, that's.

896
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: An incredible callback, and the answer would get they're saying

897
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: is no, people are born good.

898
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: We're born good until the until the Great Disruption, the

899
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 2: Great Disruption, and it there were so many fractures and

900
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: fissures in time space that it can that like this,

901
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 2: like demonic force can really crawl in kind of whether

902
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: or not you invite it, because we've created man Fisher fissure, fissure.

903
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: We're not happy that you use that.

904
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 3: Word because of sitting on the remains.

905
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 2: Hurt when you said fisher, Have you anybody in this

906
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 2: room has more hemorrhoids than me?

907
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: I feel like it feels apocalyptic when I have one.

908
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 3: It feels it's a disability. I'm not kidding.

909
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: Can this this is gonna be a little gross. This

910
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: is my This is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoids.

911
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: Oh okay, my mights. Okay, are you tracking off?

912
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: No?

913
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: It's hurt so much that I have to feel like, God,

914
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be

915
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: sitting there.

916
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:32,919
Speaker 4: Off.

917
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: No, I'm sitting there and I'm like, could you have

918
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: you keep moving? Then it won't like yeah, then like

919
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: it's it's a way to like get it out, but

920
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: it's just my foot has to move. I get restless.

921
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: Leg I hate. There's literally nothing worse than like a

922
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: localized injury. Oh it's not good concentrated pain. Wait was

923
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: that gonna be your answer to what was the culture

924
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: that made use the culture for me? And then but

925
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: then you also said overtext that you had opinions about housewives?

926
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: Well can, and this is my great reveal? Can I

927
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: show you what I have sh Well you can.

928
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: I even guess what it is. It's Heather Gay's.

929
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: Mormon book shirt. Here we go. Oh oh wow, Lisa,

930
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: I feel for me too.

931
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 3: I'm on the pod, Lisa.

932
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: They really are all invited. They're all invitedly after all

933
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: the work the public service they did, including Brittany Bateman.

934
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: Oh honestly, yeah, honestly. Watch when Brittany comes on the

935
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: podcast and is like low key, funnier and smarter than us. Well,

936
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: the thing about culture is it actually started, she tells us.

937
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: She comes in like a true cultural anthropologist, like a

938
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: full ten MBAs talking about like culture and like caveman. Yeah,

939
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: She's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman. Actually,

940
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: really it was collaborative, and it was really the first collaboration.

941
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 2: Wait what am I actually Abraham Lincoln had Greek versachi plans?

942
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: Are you Angie.

943
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 3: That apology?

944
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: That Angie Kat's the name is the Queen of America?

945
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: Did you listen to her episode of Lost Culture? She

946
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: was on Last Coach? She was the last guest, so stupid.

947
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: You know what's so interesting? Well, I told you this,

948
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: and I actually don't want to say this on the podcast.

949
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: What edit?

950
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 3: I'm only listening to music from now on.

951
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: I think we would all benefit from that.

952
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 2: I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter

953
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 2: with outer chatter, and so I have been replacing all

954
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 2: talking in the ears with singing.

955
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: Actual structure sound.

956
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 3: You don't listen to the episode, make sure you say anything.

957
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: Edits Oh, make sure that nothing slips through the cross right,

958
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: because this one's always gootten off some problematic stuff. And

959
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: a third word, it's a big slur, big sir, I said,

960
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: listen to unedited Lost Coach, You'll be taking a vacation,

961
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 1: a big slur.

962
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: You don't have a pussy on this shelf? For two

963
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 3: whys it'll start to leak.

964
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: Pussy is not a slur. That doesn't count. Pussy. Pussy,

965
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: pussy come for me.

966
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 2: My brother when I was growing up said to me,

967
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 2: he said that he thought pussy was a vegetable because

968
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 2: my dad said.

969
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 3: It so much.

970
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: Why would he think he was a vegetable because my

971
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: dad would.

972
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 3: Be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy.

973
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: So he thought it was a vegetable, like because it

974
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: was in the fields where vegetables grow. Right, Wow, like it.

975
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 3: Might be long island lifestyle.

976
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. You'll never believe this story. So my sister

977
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: comes home one day when she's five. She's had to

978
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: write write a book about her family. So it's like,

979
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: this is my mom. I love my mom a lot.

980
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: This is what my mom says to me. I love you.

981
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: This is my dad. I love my dad a lot.

982
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: This is what my dad says to me. It's a

983
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: picture of him on the couch and it says, Peanut,

984
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: go grab me a beer from the fridge. Curl, don't

985
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: grab me a beer from the fridge. Talk about it.

986
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 1: I wrote it old and brought by family. It was like,

987
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: this is what my mom says, this is what my

988
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: dad says, because my dad would send us into the

989
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: back ridge bring it in.

990
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 2: You know how I just said that, there's only been

991
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 2: one artist who has presented my theory of everything.

992
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: I was wrong. It's your sister.

993
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: There was something in there that spoke to the universe,

994
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 1: for sure. My mom says, I love you. My dad says, hey, Peanut,

995
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: go grab me a beer from the fridge. I can't

996
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: believe I've never heard this before. That's incredible, It's unbelievable.

997
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 1: It's so good, Peanut. My dad's yeah, were you peanut?

998
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: I was Peanut?

999
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 3: Also, you know sports fan?

1000
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow?

1001
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 3: Is that something your sports fan?

1002
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: Get me? And whatever? Sports fan is a lot of fun.

1003
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: I was bug because I'm crawl around all the time.

1004
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: I never said, still still do this day. You know

1005
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 1: how hard it is for me to sit right here? Unbearable.

1006
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 1: I want to be crawling all over the place.

1007
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 3: Did you're about to be like bowing on the toilet?

1008
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: I want I want to crawl over this place, spread

1009
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: my steaear. I gotta come quite frankly, I want to

1010
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 1: do it.

1011
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: Now.

1012
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 3: What color would it be when it came out?

1013
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: You don't want to know, fine, I'll tell you White,

1014
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: I'm a normal guy White of snow my com.

1015
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 3: You guys should do a Man This Sphere episode.

1016
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: All right, So then we're actually gonna come and then

1017
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: we're gonna see what colors it is. All right.

1018
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna we're gonna figure out the hex code

1019
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,280
Speaker 2: for the cum color.

1020
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: So who thinks this one is a Bowen's com. We

1021
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: immediately get a huge deal with Barstool Sports. We leave

1022
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: I Heeart, we leave I Heart. We go to Barstool

1023
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: for some reason. On Barstool now, they're talking about Japanese pizzas.

1024
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, I got a thing on my feet.

1025
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 3: It's like, what is a Japanese pizza? Like the pizza

1026
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 3: in Japan is like shit?

1027
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: And talk about that? Oh, it's a it's amazing pizza.

1028
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: That's that's all I can say. Real, that's all you

1029
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: can say. What talk about it? What is making it

1030
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: so good? The dough, the sauce, the top, and.

1031
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 2: Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked?

1032
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: Thoughts on Harry Cosby this year her behavior in the final.

1033
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 3: What can you say about a philosopher king.

1034
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: A lot?

1035
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 2: That's actually a great point. You can say a lot

1036
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 2: about a philosophy. Yeah, I agree with It's like it's

1037
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 2: I get why people joined the cult.

1038
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:48,399
Speaker 3: Such.

1039
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 2: I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity

1040
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 2: this season that I thought that she was channeling spirit for.

1041
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: Really, but weren't you upset? And at the end when

1042
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: she was really trying it with Andy, she was like,

1043
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: I was wrong about you. That was so insane, it

1044
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: was absurd.

1045
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 2: But then she was like and she was like hey,

1046
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 2: and she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues and.

1047
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: It was like great, But so she needed Angie to

1048
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: get there right, to get to Angie is the real

1049
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: star here.

1050
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 3: I think Angie is the star of this.

1051
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I would agree.

1052
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 3: She's top five housewife for me.

1053
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 2: True.

1054
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: Now you have to say your top five. Carlton's crazy, Carlton.

1055
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: You need to be in an asylo.

1056
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 4: Raw Mona Okay, Rah Carlton singer, Angie Angie, Angie Okay.

1057
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: Who is rounding the mouth? Is five?

1058
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 3: Karen?

1059
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that can't be my five? Karen? One more?

1060
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,399
Speaker 1: Follow it on my phone. I feel like I wrote

1061
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,919
Speaker 1: It's like there's a fold. There's a folder with drag names.

1062
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: There's a folder with my favorite Housewife.

1063
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 3: My favorite karaoke song.

1064
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a nice spread you have. You have Rony,

1065
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake. You're missing what.

1066
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 2: You know what actually Marrisol's mom. Oh yeah, yea, Carlton,

1067
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 2: actually Mary Cosby.

1068
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: Angie wown Karen Elsa not even even this week. You're

1069
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,879
Speaker 1: gonna knock Karen out?

1070
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, put it on buckers there because does it count?

1071
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 2: Does the bodycam footage count as an episode of Housewives?

1072
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: I think so. I think it's because that is just like,

1073
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 1: it's so sad when she when she's sitting in the

1074
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: jail cell getting interrogated and she just has she's babbling,

1075
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: and then she goes Thomas Jefferson's concubine. It's just like, you.

1076
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 2: Don't get that kind of genius anywhere else in this world.

1077
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 1: She is one of the funniest people to ever love

1078
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: that talk.

1079
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 2: About channeling the Mews in the room, like being in

1080
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 2: the room where that happens, Like that isn't top five top.

1081
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: Sure? Well, can we just point out is standing Steri

1082
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: Stadio to Carrots body cam footage and Britney Oh, Brittany Bateman, No,

1083
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: just kidding.

1084
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 3: I would respect. I would respect that, and that's late.

1085
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: I do think she's had incredible Yes, this is it

1086
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: is funny, fun Jared. I've never recorded in my life.

1087
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: I was trying to send the video to my daughter.

1088
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: She got a good grade on her mouth test. Just

1089
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: speaking to me again, nice, have an announcement. My daughter's

1090
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 1: speaking to me.

1091
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 3: What this is?

1092
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: What you're staking to think pony clubs throughout the airport.

1093
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

1094
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Speaker 3: It's brilliant to all housewives past.

1095
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: Future, past, future and present. Take notes like like, this

1096
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: is what happens when you're off your phone.

1097
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 2: So you're actually referring to someone who's literally just made

1098
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 2: a TikTok but when you're off your phone and just

1099
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 2: being you and you're not like worried about how people perceive.

1100
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: You podcast outer chatter in your ear chat when you're

1101
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: off your phone. It's incredible what you can do on

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00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you

1103
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: really clear that, when you just let the music speak

1104
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone,

1105
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 1: see what happens. Amazing ship the content, especially now in

1106
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: the new era of TikTok bay.

1107
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 2: And outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators. It's like it's like

1108
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: that is like there are so many people who are

1109
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 2: trying to manufacture housewife dumb yes, and they're trying to

1110
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 2: like one.

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00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: I don't think Brownwin is as guilty of that as

1112
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: other I mean, let's call a spade a spade. Yes,

1113
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: my critique for the finale of Salt Lake. I did

1114
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: not need them to do that stupid that game. That

1115
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: game was so I don't think she even believed in it.

1116
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: I think I think they told her like to do this,

1117
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: and then she was like, yeah, fine, and then it

1118
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: just not one element of the show felt like they

1119
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: were pushing that hard for drama until that moment and

1120
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: I was just like, I just don't believe that tripped

1121
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: at the finish line a little bit.

1122
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 2: I think it's like we're at a point with Housewives

1123
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 2: where push has come to shove and it's like in

1124
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 2: order for anything to be I think New York.

1125
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 3: Is evident is evidence of this. If it's just like

1126
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 3: it just has to be crazy.

1127
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 2: And that's why I do respect Heather doing that, because

1128
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 2: she's like, well, it's the finale episode.

1129
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: We're all sitting at the stable, and it has to

1130
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 3: be insane.

1131
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: Because what.

1132
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 2: Was my favorite was her cadence, We're gonna take out

1133
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 2: our phones. We're gonna find the worst thing we've ever

1134
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 2: said about someone here, and then we're gonna handle over

1135
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 2: our phone.

1136
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: And we're gonna read it, dieaball, and we're gonna move forward.

1137
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 3: Do you think she script she scripted that. You don't

1138
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 3: think she had a note tap on her phone?

1139
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: That was like, Guys, what I find suspicious was that

1140
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: they all like remember when Lisa like zoomed the fucking

1141
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: and like was like swiping, swiping, swiping, So it's like

1142
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: they screened shot, they had read. I think that was prepared.

1143
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: There was something produced. It was very produced. It was

1144
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: very It was the only moment of the season that

1145
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 1: I felt was like inorganic. Yeah, and I didn't like it.

1146
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 2: I I did like it because I just felt like

1147
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 2: Heather was like, I half I fucking left not a

1148
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: single chrome last season, and she was just.

1149
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: Like she actually deserves an Emmy.

1150
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 2: She did because she wrote that, and it's like she

1151
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 2: was like, the way I fucking tore that last year,

1152
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 2: Like the only way I won up myself is if

1153
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 2: I do the craziest cross, which is she did the

1154
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 2: craziest thing.

1155
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 1: There was a moment there where the language was even

1156
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: kind of like mirroring last season where she goes, we're

1157
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 1: all obsessed with receipts, we're all obsessed with like like

1158
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: she's caught herself mid list being like, oh I got

1159
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: to change up the the words a little bit. But

1160
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: it was Receid's proofd timeline. I actually like earlier in

1161
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,360
Speaker 1: the year, like in our group chat, people were like, oh,

1162
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: Heather's not having a great season, She's not like in it.

1163
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, actually, I totally disagree, because I think Heather

1164
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: Gay is the audience ye and she's the best narrator

1165
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: on the show, and she's the lead of the show,

1166
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,959
Speaker 1: she's the protagonist. So it's fine by me that she's

1167
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: not like totally like racked with whatever is going on.

1168
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 2: I feel like she's had a lot of that and

1169
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 2: I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. That's

1170
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 2: how I feel about it, Miss Gay, Miss Gay, I

1171
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 2: was talking about you, I wasn't talking about her.

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01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,320
Speaker 1: That's how everything gay.

1173
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 3: As everyone knows. My straight power fist.

1174
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: Wow, even this limprist did somehow even this week, well

1175
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: the y m.

1176
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 3: C A him dancing to the y m c A

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01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 3: is like, is Britney batement level.

1178
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: It's like we were we are out to the village

1179
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: people to this, you tore this and you know this.

1180
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 2: But like if Brittany Brittany Bateman, they're they're a perfect

1181
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 2: cast because they're every archetype of housewives.

1182
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: And they're themselves.

1183
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 3: But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary

1184
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 3: was saying.

1185
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 2: Mary when Mary was like, Heather, you've changed and you're

1186
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 2: not you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are

1187
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: becoming too aware and too into the fandom and like

1188
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 2: you're Rihanna's favorite and you're performing and you're producing.

1189
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 3: But Heather like kind of needs to do that a

1190
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:52,800
Speaker 3: little bit.

1191
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think I think you

1192
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: need you do need Heather to do what Heather has done.

1193
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 3: Right because you because you Havetney Bateman. Literally like if

1194
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 3: everyone was Britney Bateman.

1195
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 1: Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that,

1196
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,400
Speaker 1: Like Lisa Barlowe is not capable and I wearing her

1197
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 1: on my shirt, I have a respect over my heart.

1198
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: She's not capable of being like, hey, guys, to the producers,

1199
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: what do you guys, need let me execute that for you. Wow.

1200
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: One person can do that in the cast besides Heather,

1201
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: which is Angie. Oh you think, I think, I think

1202
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: Andree is I think. Angie too is a chaos agent and.

1203
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 2: She's living she's truthfully living her life as the wife

1204
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 2: of a beautiful She's more grounded.

1205
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: But Angie can like zoom out and like the way

1206
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 1: she handled the Mary thing, I'm like, she can she

1207
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: can do this. Yeah, she's so aware in the best

1208
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: in the exact right way. Yeah, she has an understanding

1209
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: of that of the situations in a way where she's like,

1210
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: you know, when it's time to put your foot on

1211
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 1: the gas and like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a

1212
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: circle at her own butt mitzvah being like that, Like

1213
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 1: Angie knows, like I'm upset, but this is good this. Yeah. Meanwhile,

1214
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: it's like Mary melting down, Like there's a bone in

1215
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 1: every housewives body that if they were to scratch that bone,

1216
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,919
Speaker 1: it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman.

1217
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 1: But Angie knew it. It is not. I'm not arguing

1218
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: with Mary Cosby about this.

1219
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 3: Right saying high body count hair.

1220
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 2: It's like I actually take back what I said about

1221
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:32,360
Speaker 2: Ms Gay Cute eating an Emmy for her writing it

1222
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 2: is angie because we're getting lines like high body count hair,

1223
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 2: and we're getting lines like.

1224
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:40,920
Speaker 1: One foot in the grave and another and then she

1225
01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: and then she even wrote something for this show where

1226
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 1: her I don't think some money was I don't think

1227
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: so mony high body count hair. And then she goes,

1228
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: you come to Lunatic Fringe salon. By the way, the

1229
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: name what oh no, when we get first of all,

1230
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: when we saw that, I didn't know what was called

1231
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 1: LUNATUK fringe triangle hair. I saw, I saw then well,

1232
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: then I looked. I didn't know that it was actually

1233
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: a phrase like it's the lunatic fringe references actually like

1234
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,919
Speaker 1: groups of people. It's not just two words that sound

1235
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:17,760
Speaker 1: great together. It's like, oh, she's like a I worshiped

1236
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: this attack we do and she was great on the show.

1237
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 1: You should listen to that. She like, she looks perfect.

1238
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: This is the right the joke level writing, Yeah, yeah,

1239
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: this is good. She goes, come to Lunatic Fringe, you

1240
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: have a get late guarantee. If you don't have sex,

1241
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: come back, I'll fuck you myself. Girl. Then they said

1242
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: they Rome was not building in a day. No, well,

1243
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: can you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about

1244
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 1: a Greek woman to watch it? So stop with this

1245
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: Rome imagery. They were talking about Greek built a hair empire. Yeah,

1246
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: because she was laying brick by bricks and the cultural

1247
01:05:53,440 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: wasteland of saltings. Yeah it is, by the way, I

1248
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: got a damn pillar. I'm a pillar of the community.

1249
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: My god, do I have an angie?

1250
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 2: Go go go.

1251
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: Meredith. Well, Meredith, it was. I thought it was really

1252
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 1: interesting how you talked to me, and you are very

1253
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:22,640
Speaker 1: rude to me. There's not much I'm I have to

1254
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: work on it. It's there, helling journey. I'm in a

1255
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: real place of helling. I love, I want. She needs

1256
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: to have a better season next year, and I actually

1257
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 1: blame that. I think the producers cut out a lot

1258
01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: of her ship.

1259
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, interesting because, like Whitney, I think she's the

1260
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 2: most stunning woman alive period.

1261
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: We're one of the only housewives I've done a shot with.

1262
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 3: Oh oh, and how did that present itself?

1263
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 2: Well, we were both at high Tops, West Hollywood. Good

1264
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 2: for her, likely place for us.

1265
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 3: She is a gay guy.

1266
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 1: She's a gay guy. She is she's a gay guy.

1267
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: She's not as much of a gay guy is Angie

1268
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: k Oh.

1269
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 4: Sure.

1270
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: Well, but when when STUDI and I were at Chuck,

1271
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 1: she was in the audience and then sud was like say,

1272
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm too shy, but this is Bowen

1273
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: is So you guys work with the biggest A listers

1274
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 1: weekend lead these are our Meredith Marks came to the

1275
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: Fire Island premier years ago with Seth and Brooks. I

1276
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: went over to her to say, that was the first

1277
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,680
Speaker 1: time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here.

1278
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: He said, no, I'm not doing that. No, it's She's

1279
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 1: like he was scared. I love these people with all my.

1280
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 3: Heart and her scratch cornea really concerned me.

1281
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 1: Meredith doesn't stop creating content.

1282
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 2: I'm saying, this is someone who will be buying her.

1283
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 2: What is it pink microphones? That you don't think I

1284
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 2: have the entire Meredith Mark's collection and have been to

1285
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 2: the store in Park City.

1286
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: You're incorrect. What does it you'd be deeply mistake.

1287
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:53,800
Speaker 2: Okay, do you remember at the end when it was

1288
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,479
Speaker 2: like during the finale when they put the title cards

1289
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 2: up like what they're doing now and they came by

1290
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 2: so fast.

1291
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,800
Speaker 1: Very very fast. I couldn't we're listen, we're all professional readers.

1292
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 3: Could not read that.

1293
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love reading in the language. I love reading question. Yeah,

1294
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 1: love so good at it is my first language. Top

1295
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: five Housewives Just you do it? What are your Stacy Rush?

1296
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 1: You are crazy? I watch your QBC videos. He does

1297
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 1: It's like.

1298
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 2: And it's a proud Christian woman. I love having God

1299
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,320
Speaker 2: right here on my rist. That's a proud Christian woman.

1300
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: Is No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she

1301
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,719
Speaker 1: is showing me that you can be a positive, loving

1302
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:44,880
Speaker 1: person and still succeed.

1303
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,280
Speaker 3: And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.

1304
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,479
Speaker 2: And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be

1305
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 2: on television. Her body is insane body, her body.

1306
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 3: Her body is, her body is celsius, her body.

1307
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: Is look at that, I mean bectish. Let's the most

1308
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:03,599
Speaker 1: gorgeous woman alive. And to think she's dating a man

1309
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 1: who will not have sex, that's crazy, and that that's

1310
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 1: part of what is going on there with miss Let

1311
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,120
Speaker 1: me think about it. Let me think about it for

1312
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: even more than one or two seconds. Miss gay I think,

1313
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: I think, but we love Stacey. I love Stacy. Brush

1314
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 1: is in my top five.

1315
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 2: Leon.

1316
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 3: I'm never going to shame an actor who ONTs camera time.

1317
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: Sure, and you're and you are never going to do

1318
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,719
Speaker 1: that for do you respect the fuck out of those guys?

1319
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,600
Speaker 1: I respect the fuck out of those guys.

1320
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:36,759
Speaker 2: And the actor out here who's grinding, doing their best,

1321
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 2: putting one foot in front of the other in this

1322
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:40,720
Speaker 2: grind we call Hollywood.

1323
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 1: I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language,

1324
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: but it's true. And it's really difficult.

1325
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,160
Speaker 3: Say for the heart of hearing Meredith Marxist.

1326
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: People in the back, who I thought, you just said

1327
01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:56,880
Speaker 1: Meredith Marxist, and I thought, that's a good dragon. That's

1328
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:01,559
Speaker 1: a great name. Marxist. Oh my god, I phone list,

1329
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:05,719
Speaker 1: my phone list? Can I just say when I wasn't

1330
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 1: call it? When I was in Denver for the holidays,

1331
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 1: it was this huge event all over Grinder. People were like,

1332
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 1: We're going to Meredith Mark's Meredith Mark is going to

1333
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: show up at Tracks, this nightclub by the train. Tracks.

1334
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: It was like the entire town was getting ready for

1335
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,280
Speaker 1: like a presidential visits. That's an A List Tracks appearance. No,

1336
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 1: of course, And I was like, I am not. I'm

1337
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 1: gonna sit now because because of fear. No, we love merit.

1338
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,840
Speaker 1: Meredith came, obviously Meredith famously, as the readers know, came

1339
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:37,760
Speaker 1: to the Cultural Awards and delivered a great performance and

1340
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,599
Speaker 1: accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies,

1341
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 1: and then came out to the after party afterwards and

1342
01:10:42,479 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: was hanging out. She is a good hand. This is

1343
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,559
Speaker 1: what I was saying about the the title card.

1344
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,240
Speaker 2: I said at the end of the title cards, it

1345
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:49,839
Speaker 2: said that she's coming out with listening pink listening devices.

1346
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she's a handicap. She's a handicapped woman. But

1347
01:10:55,640 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 1: because she thought making fun of the differently understand he

1348
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:02,559
Speaker 1: makes fun of just abilities now.

1349
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:07,719
Speaker 2: On a really underappreciated line during the whole recording freak

1350
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 2: out in this burner.

1351
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 1: What what is it?

1352
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 2: I invited you into my home and then she didn't

1353
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 2: saying lies and spreading.

1354
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:21,560
Speaker 1: Lies, she goes for saying lies and spreading lies, like

1355
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 1: staying and spreading being two different things. For saying lies and.

1356
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 3: Spreading lies, she resolutely rock garbage.

1357
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:38,680
Speaker 1: Post Meredith Stacey, I just lui Anne, and then I'm

1358
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 1: gonna say I fucking Luyne oh fuck, I've read. Oh

1359
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:49,600
Speaker 1: but we can share the list. Yeah, this is, this

1360
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: is And I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Alexia, Alexia

1361
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: is pretty good, Alexei is huge for me. I'm going

1362
01:11:56,080 --> 01:12:04,639
Speaker 1: to say Adriana. Adriana is amazing. I'm going to say Meredith. Yes,

1363
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say if you say, I'm gonna say Doloras Catania,

1364
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:17,839
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say, who do I laugh at Sonya?

1365
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,679
Speaker 1: Like how is Sonya? Nonestly? Sonya to me is diminishing?

1366
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,160
Speaker 1: Can Yeah, sure, Kenya is tough for me because as

1367
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like

1368
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:36,719
Speaker 1: chuckling laughing along honestly in good times. Porscha's unbelievable. And also,

1369
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: you know who I think is actually a top five

1370
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,960
Speaker 1: housewife and I take the good and the bad Erica Jane.

1371
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh sure, totally. Erica Jane is unforgettable character on television. Yeah. Yeah.

1372
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 2: And it's like if we're like paying homage to what

1373
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 2: the show homage for the zoobie zoos in the room,

1374
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 2: It's like, that is what the show is. It's a

1375
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 2: soap opera, and she is a soap opera. I mean

1376
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 2: literally named to Erica Kane. Oh wow, my soul left

1377
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:04,759
Speaker 2: my body.

1378
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah you met her? No, wait, I don't know who

1379
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 1: did a hospital, right, Erica Kane? Is that Susan Luci's

1380
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:16,400
Speaker 1: character on All My Children and the most famous soap

1381
01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:21,240
Speaker 1: opera character? And it was, But Sarah was on General Hospital? Yes, yes,

1382
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 1: that is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done. Well

1383
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: and talk about General Hospital. I didn't know this.

1384
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 3: I bet I literally, I said, hey, I please, and

1385
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,160
Speaker 3: they were like, are you like kidding because you're a comedian,

1386
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:35,679
Speaker 3: are you kidding?

1387
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:39,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm one million on General Hospital?

1388
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 1: They were like, so they she's a speech she's a

1389
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:46,520
Speaker 1: speech therapist, kidding me, She's amazing.

1390
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 3: I come in for one episode. Can't do a serious

1391
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:49,720
Speaker 3: phase going on.

1392
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 1: Because you know it is true what they say on

1393
01:13:51,479 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: so like that in soap operas, you know at the.

1394
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,400
Speaker 2: End of a scene it holds on everyone's facial reaction.

1395
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:04,639
Speaker 1: Like this, I really do want to All I want

1396
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: to do is act and guess what they do one

1397
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,400
Speaker 1: hundred pages of dialogue a day.

1398
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 3: Do your respect speech? Put respect on that with the

1399
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 3: so practors.

1400
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,519
Speaker 1: What were you saying with respects?

1401
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 3: You just did earlier.

1402
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:20,560
Speaker 1: I respect the hell out of that.

1403
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 3: I respect the hell out of the act you know.

1404
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: It's it's think about how many greats we've got from soaps. Oh,

1405
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,559
Speaker 1: Telly Rippa, I did.

1406
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,920
Speaker 3: When I hosted my game show, my Hamster game show.

1407
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 1: Let that sink in. You don't even know the half

1408
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:45,720
Speaker 1: of it. With the Hamster game. Let's keep who was

1409
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: competing the hamsters. Yes they were, but the human shoe

1410
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,599
Speaker 1: and there they're therein lies.

1411
01:14:54,840 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 2: The I was my co host, Kyle Oh, he did

1412
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 2: soap operas, and he was like, bitch, you have no

1413
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:06,760
Speaker 2: idea the level of acting.

1414
01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 3: He said that all of his co stars could. When

1415
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 3: they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like,

1416
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 3: can we get one single tiar your cheek?

1417
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: They would go, which I fuck? Which bit? Which I? Bitch?

1418
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 1: Yeah you can do that?

1419
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 3: Though you could? Which I you could?

1420
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:32,120
Speaker 1: I certainly couldn't, which I so at the end of

1421
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:32,879
Speaker 1: every scene.

1422
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:35,200
Speaker 2: Like they literally do the whole like hold for reaction,

1423
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:39,240
Speaker 2: hold for reaction, but my crunchy ass literally doing this

1424
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:45,639
Speaker 2: in my reaction shows. They're fucking I couldn't believe everyone

1425
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,599
Speaker 2: is so fucking amazing acting in General Hospital.

1426
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 1: It's like in Okay, you know what, I'm out there.

1427
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:54,640
Speaker 1: I want to be on General Hospital. I would love

1428
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 1: to come in and do whatever you guys need. They're

1429
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,520
Speaker 1: not gonna want to let you go. That's fine. I'll

1430
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,400
Speaker 1: do a recurring period. I would love to.

1431
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:08,240
Speaker 2: It is like one take everyone done, everyone's off book,

1432
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:11,200
Speaker 2: day of day off. They get the script and then

1433
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,400
Speaker 2: they go, got it.

1434
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:15,120
Speaker 1: Wow, And I know, I legit.

1435
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 2: Never been more nervous in my life because you're actually

1436
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:18,320
Speaker 2: with pros who are like they do this.

1437
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this

1438
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,840
Speaker 1: about me. I want to put something out there. What

1439
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 1: I want to do, a pro wrestling thing that will

1440
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:32,320
Speaker 1: be really good. Yes, I went. I went to New Japan,

1441
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 1: New Japan Pro Wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was

1442
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.

1443
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 1: From children to elderly women.

1444
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 2: Screaming, screaming, hilarious, hilarious, acrobatic.

1445
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,000
Speaker 1: I just I feel it's all my favorite things. Costumes.

1446
01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:55,639
Speaker 1: John Sena for tips, John John Mandarin speaker, John Cena. Yeah,

1447
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 1: have you seen him do the ads for log On?

1448
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:57,360
Speaker 2: Mo?

1449
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 1: I guess the Chili Crisp Cam nos Oh for the

1450
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: Chili Chris, he's in his trailer. He's like like it's

1451
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,200
Speaker 1: crazy good.

1452
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 2: Okay, So for those reading listening watching, Matt wants me

1453
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 2: in General Hospital badly done, Bowen's General Hospital done.

1454
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 3: Substance like substance to.

1455
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:30,519
Speaker 1: You find out Monstrow is not dead up and it's you,

1456
01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: And then you have to go into SNL and it's meta,

1457
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1458
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 2: And then MONSTRELLI asked us to work on star Marks

1459
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 2: and she's just gotta be a girl getting her shit

1460
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,360
Speaker 2: together West Hollywood, and.

1461
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,560
Speaker 1: Like roommates, how did I want you to? Could you

1462
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:50,719
Speaker 1: possibly conjure up how you felt when you saw Monstro

1463
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 1: ilysss Sue And when the text came on the screen

1464
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 1: that said Monstro, how did you.

1465
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 2: You're gonna like think I'm I'm joshing around or kyling

1466
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:03,519
Speaker 2: around or whatever you're but like, so I want I

1467
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 2: went to the movie with my friend Heiress, who like

1468
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 2: does like amazing sorry, oh wow if his name hard

1469
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,240
Speaker 2: two years are I s Heiress?

1470
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:21,840
Speaker 1: They Heiress but like the final fantasy character keep going.

1471
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:25,840
Speaker 2: Yes, my friend Heiress who does practical effects, who did

1472
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,240
Speaker 2: all the practical effects, and Sarah Vain.

1473
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:35,280
Speaker 3: We went, we went together and when that happened, legit

1474
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:36,400
Speaker 3: stood up.

1475
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the more you do it, the last and

1476
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,759
Speaker 1: we were like, yeah, yes.

1477
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,599
Speaker 2: Because I didn't think people in the theater we saw

1478
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,200
Speaker 2: it with were like streaming, laughing the whole time.

1479
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,040
Speaker 1: But I don't think they. They didn't.

1480
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,280
Speaker 2: They didn't feel like they.

1481
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:54,840
Speaker 3: Had permission to stand in cheer. But it's here, it's it's.

1482
01:18:54,880 --> 01:19:00,639
Speaker 1: It's cheering, yeah, moms show. I think because I saw

1483
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,600
Speaker 1: it from I saw I saw it at home and

1484
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,880
Speaker 1: I kept and mind you, I was stone. But it

1485
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:08,439
Speaker 1: was the perfect way, which because I kept turning to

1486
01:19:08,479 --> 01:19:12,920
Speaker 1: Mat it's okay. I kept turning to mant now okay,

1487
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,760
Speaker 1: oh hold. I turned him out and I was like,

1488
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 1: I slowly sobbed.

1489
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,559
Speaker 3: I'm just give me some of the other. And now

1490
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:24,400
Speaker 3: this is a circuit.

1491
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore

1492
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:29,559
Speaker 1: for weekend.

1493
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 2: This is the last time there's only for you. You're harassing.

1494
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:37,000
Speaker 2: So this is like you know what I mean, it's different, Yeah.

1495
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: Holding, I kept saying to Matt. I was like, this

1496
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,120
Speaker 1: is fucking yeah. He did. Minutes in he was like,

1497
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 1: this is the best movie. I was like this rules.

1498
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:51,880
Speaker 1: I love that and I loved me. Oh, I loved me.

1499
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 3: She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet.

1500
01:19:55,040 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 1: Sixty two. You believe that's crazy? How old is anyone? No? No, no,

1501
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 1: you'd have to ask them. And it's rude in some cultures, yes,

1502
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,519
Speaker 1: and some cultures that's rude what you're saying.

1503
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 3: I'm bouncing around. I'm so crazy. But I was like,

1504
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 3: it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be

1505
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,800
Speaker 3: bringing this up my neighbor. Wait, this is so back.

1506
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,000
Speaker 3: This is not what we're talking about.

1507
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 1: No, say it. I'm not filing. No say it.

1508
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 3: What my neighbor is a brain scientist?

1509
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what they're called neighbor hack aipor legit.

1510
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:33,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on

1511
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,080
Speaker 2: her door and ask her if it's normal.

1512
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,240
Speaker 3: That I can feel the veins in my eyes?

1513
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,080
Speaker 1: Is knock knock, knock?

1514
01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:40,920
Speaker 2: Hey?

1515
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,519
Speaker 3: How are you not me getting an or ring and

1516
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,639
Speaker 3: refreshing that every five seconds?

1517
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,479
Speaker 1: I had a question about I don't know, you're off

1518
01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 1: the clock. I can feel the veins in my eyes.

1519
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 1: Is this normal? Just not the brain?

1520
01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:57,040
Speaker 2: No?

1521
01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:00,680
Speaker 1: No, I'm not seeing the brain. Everything is everything is

1522
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 1: because actually isn't all reality actual culture number ninety four.

1523
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 1: It's not the brain, but everything is. We've never had

1524
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,240
Speaker 1: a rule like that, like the gate itself.

1525
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well I'm saying, is that all reality is consciousness?

1526
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:22,720
Speaker 1: So period? Yeah? Wait can you walk through that?

1527
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 3: It's just like we could all be like literally in

1528
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:26,519
Speaker 3: my dream.

1529
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: So you're an egomaniac narcissist, so you're a solitar. Sorry,

1530
01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 1: we could all be in like Trump's dream that you

1531
01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,920
Speaker 1: throw it on him. It's his day, it is what

1532
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 1: this is all his dream, isn't it. It's like, I

1533
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 1: just I'm sorry.

1534
01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,840
Speaker 3: I can't get over that he had fucking ymca.

1535
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:56,599
Speaker 1: You have to watch The Apprentice. The movie, Oh, the movie.

1536
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 1: The movie was I love the Friends of the Show

1537
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:03,600
Speaker 1: soon Yang, I loved it. Well, I I did like

1538
01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:05,160
Speaker 1: The Apprentice back in the day when it was all

1539
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:08,840
Speaker 1: fun games. Yes, I'm talking about The Apprentice twenty four

1540
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,519
Speaker 1: with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong essentially The Apprentice. Referring

1541
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:15,240
Speaker 1: to the fact that Trump was Roy Apprentice.

1542
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,360
Speaker 3: You know, I pledged to watch that.

1543
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:22,639
Speaker 1: It's really an interesting movie and did it get.

1544
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,240
Speaker 3: Like a little bit where people worried about it I'll.

1545
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 1: Worried about it. Really, why Sabastian stands Oscar I'm sorry

1546
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,599
Speaker 1: a golden globe. Speech was like we cannot move in fear.

1547
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:33,879
Speaker 1: Is this leaf distracting?

1548
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:34,560
Speaker 2: No?

1549
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,080
Speaker 1: Are you you're okay with it? It's there is rustling.

1550
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:42,040
Speaker 1: I mean, certainly okay. But and I just feel like

1551
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:44,080
Speaker 1: if I were to have a leaf on my head

1552
01:22:44,160 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: throughout the entire day, I mean doing my job. That's

1553
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,120
Speaker 1: crazy that this is actually our job, right, if I

1554
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 1: had a leaf on my head during your entire workspace,

1555
01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:54,679
Speaker 1: I would think, well.

1556
01:22:55,240 --> 01:22:57,360
Speaker 2: A Pokemon, because there's I think there's a Pokemon with

1557
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 2: a leaf on his head.

1558
01:22:58,760 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 1: There's leafing Pokemon.

1559
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:05,960
Speaker 2: And you better watch your mouth, Chickarita. Yeah, hello, bitch.

1560
01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 2: I just I have more proof than that's bitch, Chigarita,

1561
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:13,120
Speaker 2: than that that.

1562
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,479
Speaker 3: That that I was your friend in you.

1563
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,360
Speaker 1: I was offended by that.

1564
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:18,200
Speaker 2: Blow.

1565
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:23,120
Speaker 1: Wait, what was this friend? Yeah? I can't, I can't

1566
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 1: quote that. That's one of the craziest moments. Garbage, horror, garbage.

1567
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 2: The fact that she came back from that with Mary,

1568
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,840
Speaker 2: like the fact that it's unbelievable.

1569
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 1: Well, did I ever tell you about I was at

1570
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,120
Speaker 1: Sundance one year. And this is the same year I

1571
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:37,559
Speaker 1: went to her store and I saw Meredith at an

1572
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:38,880
Speaker 1: after party and I turned to her and I just

1573
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:40,679
Speaker 1: kill Meredith, you know, I root for you and Lisa

1574
01:23:41,479 --> 01:23:44,599
Speaker 1: and she and she literally turns to me and she goes, well,

1575
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:49,280
Speaker 1: explain to me how that would work. And I was like,

1576
01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:52,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, waid the hell have they healed from that?

1577
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:54,880
Speaker 1: I think you just kind of get over things when

1578
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:55,920
Speaker 1: you're a housewife girl.

1579
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:00,120
Speaker 2: When when when fucking Heather said about Whitney like it,

1580
01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:03,000
Speaker 2: whoa a piece of ship?

1581
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a piece of ship. You're a fucking liar.

1582
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:11,600
Speaker 1: You're a bitch. That's literally like looking at her in

1583
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:17,120
Speaker 1: the eyes. No you are You're a liar, Lisa, You're

1584
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:20,840
Speaker 1: a liar. You talked to Whitney last season and you're like,

1585
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 1: how are you with the girl? How are you doing?

1586
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:27,800
Speaker 1: And she goes, I'm good because the girls they're all good.

1587
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:31,880
Speaker 1: Like she said to me, she said something like everyone

1588
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,559
Speaker 1: knows how to do the show and we're a good

1589
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:36,120
Speaker 1: casting together. And also I did hear I think Joel

1590
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:38,360
Speaker 1: saw Meredith somewhere and he was like, so, how are

1591
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,120
Speaker 1: you feeling about the season? And Meredith fully with a

1592
01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:42,400
Speaker 1: big smile, was like, I loved it. Everyone really came

1593
01:24:42,439 --> 01:24:46,680
Speaker 1: to work this year, like they're loving, They're amazing. And

1594
01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:48,560
Speaker 1: k came on the show and you could tell she

1595
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:51,559
Speaker 1: felt like a queen. You should as she should.

1596
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:54,240
Speaker 3: I oh, two things.

1597
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:59,880
Speaker 2: Please tell me when I'm afraid that when people see

1598
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:01,560
Speaker 2: me they see brow.

1599
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,839
Speaker 1: Why Like when Bronwin walks into the room wearing.

1600
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:11,640
Speaker 3: Ronald McDonald, it's like costume, not.

1601
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:19,080
Speaker 1: Mama. Well, she kept saying, Mama, mama, this is fashion. Stop.

1602
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm I don't get this.

1603
01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:27,080
Speaker 3: See that's not what I'm like right his head. It's

1604
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,000
Speaker 3: like you don't see like hot dog on a stick.

1605
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:33,839
Speaker 1: If you're anyone on Salt Lake, you're Lisa Barlowe.

1606
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,400
Speaker 2: No, no, you're not.

1607
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 1: Who am I get this right? Who you know?

1608
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,599
Speaker 3: I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith.

1609
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:52,280
Speaker 1: That is exactly what it is. Yes, yeah, that we

1610
01:25:52,439 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 1: we saw we saw ourselves. In the first season when

1611
01:25:55,479 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 1: Meredith tells Lisa and Lisa, why, oh my god, wait,

1612
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:05,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry. I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying. No, No,

1613
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:08,760
Speaker 1: I heard us. I love you guys so much. I'm

1614
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:12,160
Speaker 1: really close with them. It's just really hurting me because

1615
01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:17,120
Speaker 1: we're always friends, you know. Meredith is like, it's okay, wait,

1616
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry. I'm crying. You look like a trampoline

1617
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:35,840
Speaker 1: with eyes. Trampoline with eyes under trampoline crying, Angie one

1618
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:40,559
Speaker 1: foot in the grave, and she come up with that's

1619
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,560
Speaker 1: amazing and reading it she's gotting one foot in the

1620
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:48,479
Speaker 1: grave and another banana peel? Can you hear? And you're

1621
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:50,000
Speaker 1: not laugh It's.

1622
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,439
Speaker 2: Like I feel that way by the way that you

1623
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:56,320
Speaker 2: have one foot in the grave, which means what to you,

1624
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 2: half clown half?

1625
01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:08,080
Speaker 3: Should you do me a really big favor? Can you

1626
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:13,759
Speaker 3: look up doctor who like skin stretched out person?

1627
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're talking about. That's trampling trampling

1628
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:17,880
Speaker 1: eyes And then.

1629
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:18,960
Speaker 3: Wait, can you do this thing?

1630
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:25,799
Speaker 1: Insert image here? And also make sure it says subscribe

1631
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:29,360
Speaker 1: to Lost cultures us underneath it. Do it again? In fact,

1632
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:29,800
Speaker 1: do it again?

1633
01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,680
Speaker 3: Subscribe to Lost culture says here?

1634
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 1: Or should we say subscribe to iHeart.

1635
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:41,400
Speaker 2: Y'all?

1636
01:27:43,120 --> 01:27:46,599
Speaker 1: Y'all are some clowns? Really? For real? Really for real?

1637
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:46,720
Speaker 2: What?

1638
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,440
Speaker 3: Okay, my neighbor's a brain scientists?

1639
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:53,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, get into this. Should this be a two part episode?

1640
01:27:56,439 --> 01:27:59,800
Speaker 1: Should this be called monsco Serahnical Part one. Oh my,

1641
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:06,760
Speaker 1: and then we'll do Monstrow Starting a Cold Part two. No, oh,

1642
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,400
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I forgot about that.

1643
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:12,200
Speaker 3: Me, by the way, me really too.

1644
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:17,600
Speaker 1: You really to take it back, especially this week? Me

1645
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 1: really too. It's not me too, it's the sequel. Me

1646
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:24,360
Speaker 1: really to hashtag. You thought we were You thought we

1647
01:28:24,439 --> 01:28:26,880
Speaker 1: were stomping it out the first time.

1648
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:30,479
Speaker 3: No, no, me really to Pussy grabs back.

1649
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:34,120
Speaker 1: You thought pussy was sitting on the shelf.

1650
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:36,600
Speaker 2: Well guess what it was sitting on the shelf so

1651
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,680
Speaker 2: long in the in the cabinet, in the dark that

1652
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,920
Speaker 2: it became one of those potatoes with the little arms

1653
01:28:40,960 --> 01:28:41,320
Speaker 2: growing out.

1654
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:45,920
Speaker 1: Pussy grabs back, and this time it reeks. That's actually

1655
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,880
Speaker 1: really good. Scare him off a little bit. Well, a

1656
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 1: culture number one thousand. We've never gone that high, you

1657
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:57,280
Speaker 1: fucking freak. I came in here and said, you really

1658
01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:59,080
Speaker 1: said it's Sarah's cult.

1659
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,599
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say the culture that was for me when

1660
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 3: the pussy is on the shelf. David Lynch, wish you

1661
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:05,640
Speaker 3: could drink that.

1662
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 1: Well he passed. He's dead, dead man, my neighbor's brains side. Yeah,

1663
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:14,920
Speaker 1: I get into this. Sorry, she said.

1664
01:29:17,080 --> 01:29:18,439
Speaker 3: That global warming.

1665
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:27,439
Speaker 1: That's not a climate sign global okay, because they're shaped

1666
01:29:27,439 --> 01:29:30,200
Speaker 1: the same, a big circle brain in a globe.

1667
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,080
Speaker 3: That's why my brain's always rolling around my head like

1668
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:33,679
Speaker 3: a marble.

1669
01:29:34,280 --> 01:29:37,000
Speaker 1: Exactly did you tell her all this peanut headed? But

1670
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:39,320
Speaker 1: what did what did she? What did she say? Global

1671
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:40,800
Speaker 1: peanut headed bitch?

1672
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:44,000
Speaker 2: One time my boyfriend drew picture of me that was

1673
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 2: a little little peanut head and we screaming pay attention

1674
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,800
Speaker 2: to me, and he's called it peanut head bitch.

1675
01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:54,640
Speaker 1: And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, Oh,

1676
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:57,280
Speaker 1: that's the most peanut headed bitch I've ever seen. Puhead

1677
01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Bitch's a little head. You have such a good head.

1678
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,800
Speaker 1: It's a great I love it. I love its full transformation.

1679
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,959
Speaker 1: Immediately when I see you in a red bob.

1680
01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:13,080
Speaker 2: Or like you got obsessed with that one bomb, like

1681
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 2: you was a blonde, I want to there's something like

1682
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:19,439
Speaker 2: amazing about I had.

1683
01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:22,840
Speaker 1: No it's it's an amazing moment when you transform.

1684
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:26,800
Speaker 2: I just it's like every it's just like, listen, I

1685
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:30,120
Speaker 2: am grateful for this job because so many things, but

1686
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:32,680
Speaker 2: the fact that for a job I get to.

1687
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,559
Speaker 3: Wear a wag and go oh.

1688
01:30:36,439 --> 01:30:39,080
Speaker 1: Is she there was a wig that was so perfect

1689
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:40,920
Speaker 1: on Sarah that and and I don't mean to like

1690
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:43,840
Speaker 1: out you as anything like narcissistic. It's just it was

1691
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:46,640
Speaker 1: like I got it because you just kept Sarah and

1692
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:49,479
Speaker 1: I sit next to each other on Saturdays for makeup

1693
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 1: and hair, and it really was a moment of Sarah

1694
01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:55,920
Speaker 1: just being like looking at herself for at least five minutes.

1695
01:30:58,080 --> 01:30:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm beautiful.

1696
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:00,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did this substance mirror thing.

1697
01:31:03,720 --> 01:31:07,400
Speaker 1: But you were like, you were like so happy.

1698
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:10,040
Speaker 2: I felt that when I had my Tina Turner wig.

1699
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:14,439
Speaker 2: I had Ava Turner wig in that Pongo sketch. It

1700
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:22,479
Speaker 2: was insert image here. Oh and one time I had

1701
01:31:22,479 --> 01:31:23,400
Speaker 2: to wear a Rebo wig.

1702
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:27,200
Speaker 1: That was great and it was like I was kind

1703
01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,360
Speaker 1: I kind of like, were you playing Reba?

1704
01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:30,439
Speaker 4: No, not.

1705
01:31:32,439 --> 01:31:35,760
Speaker 2: Per se, but in a way, well all extras have,

1706
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:38,320
Speaker 2: you know, it was kind of channeling.

1707
01:31:39,479 --> 01:31:41,559
Speaker 1: You can't really put a Reba wig on without doing

1708
01:31:41,640 --> 01:31:45,080
Speaker 1: a you have at least once.

1709
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:46,800
Speaker 3: That was amazing.

1710
01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at singing hard.

1711
01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,439
Speaker 2: When you were singing in the hallway and it was

1712
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:57,920
Speaker 2: resounding and reverberating, I was like the all funny drained

1713
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,439
Speaker 2: out of my body and I was just living in

1714
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:00,960
Speaker 2: like your honest moment.

1715
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:03,600
Speaker 1: I was just like, wow, you really, what did your

1716
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:08,920
Speaker 1: neighbors say? Because you said you beautiful? What did your neighbors?

1717
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:13,080
Speaker 1: Because he's done with me? I need to be so bad?

1718
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:15,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, pee go go pee girl?

1719
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:16,760
Speaker 2: How bad?

1720
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:18,760
Speaker 1: Is it pretty bad? I've been holding it in for

1721
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,800
Speaker 1: at least a half hour. You've been dealing with a lot.

1722
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:23,640
Speaker 1: But should I go now? But I don't want to

1723
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,559
Speaker 1: lose that. We've been on momentum this whole time. Okay,

1724
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:25,840
Speaker 1: So my.

1725
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:29,639
Speaker 3: Neighbor said that climate change you you really can.

1726
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:36,240
Speaker 1: Tell about here? Trump? Really? Trump?

1727
01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:42,639
Speaker 2: Come on now, girl, Gland Trump girl, Girl, yet real girl,

1728
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,040
Speaker 2: get real Greenland?

1729
01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:49,840
Speaker 1: Really leave it alone? Really? What did your climate what

1730
01:32:49,960 --> 01:32:52,560
Speaker 1: did you try brain scientists say about the climate? She

1731
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:53,759
Speaker 1: said that global warming.

1732
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:58,320
Speaker 2: You know that global warming is happening because dogs have

1733
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:04,320
Speaker 2: dog bites are up because they're the ozone dogs that

1734
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:06,400
Speaker 2: are breathing in ozone and it's making them go crazy.

1735
01:33:06,400 --> 01:33:08,280
Speaker 3: And the first thing I said was Bronwen.

1736
01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then your neighbor was like, who yeah, no, literally,

1737
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:22,320
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy? What's crazy about the Bronwin dog attack?

1738
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,120
Speaker 1: Is she got attacked by her favorite thing, because you know,

1739
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:26,920
Speaker 1: she's got all those dogs named after the House of

1740
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:30,320
Speaker 1: Cards characters, which the show is the best show on

1741
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:33,760
Speaker 1: television today. All my dogs are named after characters from

1742
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:38,000
Speaker 1: my favorite show, House of Cards, an insane show.

1743
01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:39,519
Speaker 3: Let me be Frank.

1744
01:33:42,439 --> 01:33:46,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so fine. I'm gonna light you

1745
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:51,479
Speaker 1: on fire. Let me be Frank. No, you know those

1746
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:55,360
Speaker 1: dogs were named after let me be Frank. Like, they're

1747
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:59,479
Speaker 1: young dogs, and this girl is naming I mean House

1748
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:02,160
Speaker 1: no Cards twenty thirteen. It was that's an old show,

1749
01:34:02,360 --> 01:34:05,360
Speaker 1: so she must have started binging like a few years ago.

1750
01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:07,280
Speaker 3: Those dogs look like newer than that.

1751
01:34:08,360 --> 01:34:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not like housebroken. I mean if she had,

1752
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:14,800
Speaker 1: she had started the show when came on like many

1753
01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:18,920
Speaker 1: of us did, and then I guess she named her

1754
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:21,200
Speaker 1: she might have named her dog first. I would imagine

1755
01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:22,880
Speaker 1: her first dog was named Frank, and you'd think the

1756
01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 1: second one was Claire. Those dogs are old, now a dog,

1757
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:29,920
Speaker 1: really old, thirteen year old dogs. I thought all her.

1758
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:32,920
Speaker 2: Dogs really young, and I was like, that's crazy that

1759
01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:34,960
Speaker 2: she named them that recently.

1760
01:34:35,160 --> 01:34:41,679
Speaker 1: I mean, look at from so blessed up she started

1761
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:47,639
Speaker 1: watching House of Cards after all everything came out, After

1762
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:50,240
Speaker 1: everything came out about Kevin Spacey, she said, not only

1763
01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:52,120
Speaker 1: am I going to start streaming, I'm gonna name all

1764
01:34:52,160 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 1: my pets after this. This is just conjecture. We don't know.

1765
01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:59,880
Speaker 1: They could be money. You know those dogs have money

1766
01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,639
Speaker 1: and everything replaced. They can get.

1767
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:09,280
Speaker 2: Hey, group mind, group of mind, groom mind, groom mind.

1768
01:35:09,360 --> 01:35:12,960
Speaker 1: When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave, babe.

1769
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:19,479
Speaker 1: One food in the grave and another on appeal. Look

1770
01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:24,200
Speaker 1: at that melody another one? You know what I mean?

1771
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:27,240
Speaker 3: Banana, you need to be.

1772
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:30,360
Speaker 1: In the Minions movies. Wait Erica's Erica Jane. We're on

1773
01:35:30,439 --> 01:35:35,759
Speaker 1: appeal for legal reasons. We're on appeal, appeal for legal reasons.

1774
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:48,920
Speaker 1: Dumb an evil man? Oh no, but even he's iconic.

1775
01:35:49,400 --> 01:35:53,880
Speaker 3: They car flipped over how many times? Sometimes because there's snowing?

1776
01:35:56,920 --> 01:36:00,599
Speaker 1: What or what or what or what? You are? Ugly?

1777
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:06,120
Speaker 1: Just a fuck up? Kyle? Hey, girl, girl, what do

1778
01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:09,920
Speaker 1: you have to say to Kyle Richards Because after you

1779
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:11,320
Speaker 1: say it, we're gonna do I don't think's money and

1780
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:14,080
Speaker 1: then we're gonna let him pe Finally, Please, girl, you

1781
01:36:14,479 --> 01:36:20,000
Speaker 1: gotta speak truth to power. Yeah, who's the power? I

1782
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:22,400
Speaker 1: think Unfortunately she's the power and we've given her too

1783
01:36:22,479 --> 01:36:25,960
Speaker 1: much of it. I agree, be honest, Yeah.

1784
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:30,400
Speaker 2: Say okay, say I'm gay, or say I was gay

1785
01:36:30,479 --> 01:36:33,920
Speaker 2: for a second, or say Mauricio cheated on me with.

1786
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:37,640
Speaker 1: Derey, just say it. My take on Kyle is she

1787
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:42,719
Speaker 1: literally the cameras are only there for her own comfort,

1788
01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:45,280
Speaker 1: because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing,

1789
01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 1: which is that she's separated from her husband. He's not

1790
01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:49,640
Speaker 1: around and none of her kids are around. So I

1791
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:52,479
Speaker 1: think the cameras are there more so that she can

1792
01:36:52,600 --> 01:36:56,360
Speaker 1: have people that she knows there so she doesn't spin out.

1793
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:58,880
Speaker 1: But she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore. She's

1794
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:02,360
Speaker 1: not willing to portray her reality, which she's not willing

1795
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:06,519
Speaker 1: to do in any shape or form period. No, you're

1796
01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:12,759
Speaker 1: you're very right, philosopher. Can't tell your brain scientists neighbor

1797
01:37:12,880 --> 01:37:17,759
Speaker 1: that to chew on that for once, the o zones

1798
01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:21,720
Speaker 1: making him spit fire, Yeah, dog at text her up,

1799
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:26,040
Speaker 1: you know, and you know what, fucking you know what?

1800
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:31,040
Speaker 1: I changed everything I said that woman was mald She was,

1801
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:32,599
Speaker 1: and you made a joke out of it, You made

1802
01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:35,240
Speaker 1: humor out of it, and it was in comedy. It

1803
01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:37,880
Speaker 1: was human and Sarah, it sucks to sit here while

1804
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:41,439
Speaker 1: you did that cheering on violence against women. You know

1805
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:45,800
Speaker 1: what this week? This week, if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

1806
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:52,160
Speaker 1: I believe the phrase goes the old adage, the phrase,

1807
01:37:52,560 --> 01:37:57,000
Speaker 1: the phrase just someone looking in your eyes. It's too funny,

1808
01:37:57,600 --> 01:38:00,479
Speaker 1: that's too too funny, too furious. That's all you had

1809
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:07,120
Speaker 1: to say to Kyle? Did you just give Yeah, I

1810
01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:14,920
Speaker 1: like and subscribe last culture. Oh, Kyle would have been

1811
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 1: good in that. You should have been Rose deps roll.

1812
01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 1: Goldie Rose Depp said, Goldie Rose Rose would be funny.

1813
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:25,720
Speaker 3: Brittany could have played that.

1814
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:31,800
Speaker 1: Brittany Bateman, did you see Esperanza? Yes, clearly you saw it.

1815
01:38:32,000 --> 01:38:32,719
Speaker 3: This is awesome.

1816
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:36,120
Speaker 1: You loved it. Your tops year apart in Substance.

1817
01:38:36,479 --> 01:38:39,400
Speaker 2: My top two of the year are The Substance and

1818
01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:42,200
Speaker 2: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in.

1819
01:38:42,200 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 1: An Alley Great, So it's sun for I don't think so, Honey.

1820
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:57,760
Speaker 1: Are famous segments, Sarah, where we take one minute to

1821
01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:01,120
Speaker 1: really take down something and culture we feel deserves it.

1822
01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:03,680
Speaker 1: This is our moment to do that. Yes, I do

1823
01:39:03,840 --> 01:39:06,320
Speaker 1: have something, don't really have anything?

1824
01:39:06,479 --> 01:39:09,960
Speaker 2: Okay, but do you I really do. And you know

1825
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:13,519
Speaker 2: you actually know about mine too, I know about it. Yeah, okay,

1826
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:14,799
Speaker 2: then and then it's gonna be amazing.

1827
01:39:15,400 --> 01:39:19,680
Speaker 1: I can go first. Okay, this is Bowen Yang's I

1828
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:22,080
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. I

1829
01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:26,479
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Humidifier. I'm waking up in the morning.

1830
01:39:26,560 --> 01:39:31,040
Speaker 1: You're blasting off all night in the corner. I'm waking

1831
01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:34,560
Speaker 1: up in the morning, lips still chapped. How come is that?

1832
01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:40,760
Speaker 1: How come is that Humanifier? If you're not doing the

1833
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:44,880
Speaker 1: do then I can't give the give in my everyday life.

1834
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass

1835
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:52,000
Speaker 1: while we're at it all because the droplets, the mist

1836
01:39:52,120 --> 01:39:52,640
Speaker 1: whatever you do?

1837
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:53,560
Speaker 2: What do you do?

1838
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:59,760
Speaker 1: What do you do? We actually to logande Astragia, what

1839
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:04,599
Speaker 1: do you do successfully, Humidifier? To be honest to Trinity,

1840
01:40:05,479 --> 01:40:07,559
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was still Aganza. Seems like an

1841
01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:10,960
Speaker 1: amazing season of television. Great season, RuPaul's Drag Race season six,

1842
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:12,800
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be reviewing it, and we're gonna be

1843
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:16,560
Speaker 1: reviewing We're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon. Just

1844
01:40:16,680 --> 01:40:23,360
Speaker 1: kidding the Dragon Race review, Humidifier job, Thank you.

1845
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:26,400
Speaker 2: That was one minute, But would you say that you

1846
01:40:26,479 --> 01:40:28,360
Speaker 2: were dry as your mother's.

1847
01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:33,960
Speaker 1: Sort of like join, sort of like vagin Logandra should

1848
01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:38,080
Speaker 1: have won that season. That was an amazing culture. She

1849
01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:44,160
Speaker 1: should have. Oh absolute, you know what, time starts now.

1850
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,439
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey, that Legandra Strondre didn't win

1851
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:48,280
Speaker 2: season six of Her Boss Drag Race.

1852
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:52,360
Speaker 1: You're still quoting it. You're still obsessed. Bianca, we love you,

1853
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:57,640
Speaker 1: We're not quoting I guess I just did not. You

1854
01:40:57,720 --> 01:41:00,439
Speaker 1: know what, Bianca, you deserve. Your victory should have been

1855
01:41:00,479 --> 01:41:03,880
Speaker 1: a tie the Mona Exchange, Trinity Kbonets I shouldn't have

1856
01:41:03,920 --> 01:41:06,760
Speaker 1: been the Legan just should have tore up that win,

1857
01:41:07,240 --> 01:41:10,560
Speaker 1: just like she tore up the whole season, And I

1858
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:13,960
Speaker 1: feel very attacked that she didn't win. In fact, you

1859
01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:16,760
Speaker 1: know what, I actually hung out with Laganda Strang, a

1860
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:20,479
Speaker 1: lovely person, and let the girls have their marijuana if

1861
01:41:20,479 --> 01:41:22,960
Speaker 1: they needed to be right, because she probably would have

1862
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:27,200
Speaker 1: actually ate down on that season even more than she

1863
01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:30,240
Speaker 1: already did if they had allowed her her little medicinal

1864
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:36,280
Speaker 1: fifteen marijuana. And you know what, of all weeks to

1865
01:41:36,439 --> 01:41:39,080
Speaker 1: not let Legan just smoke weed on season six, of

1866
01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:43,200
Speaker 1: all weeks, you picked this week. I don't think so, honey.

1867
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:45,599
Speaker 1: And we're not headed in the right direction in this country.

1868
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 1: We're not. And that's one minute. Does anyone know? Could

1869
01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:52,400
Speaker 1: anyone do the stand up set by heart sort of

1870
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:57,840
Speaker 1: like over John? We can all right get you. My

1871
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,720
Speaker 1: name is Legan hold on, we need to do it.

1872
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:01,880
Speaker 1: We didn't pull up and do it and do a reading.

1873
01:42:02,479 --> 01:42:06,960
Speaker 1: Laganja stand up, said I. And also I respect the

1874
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,360
Speaker 1: hell out of her that she will not return to

1875
01:42:09,439 --> 01:42:13,320
Speaker 1: the show. Oh yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many

1876
01:42:13,439 --> 01:42:15,280
Speaker 1: times because who wouldn't want to see that she came

1877
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:19,280
Speaker 1: back to like absolutely slay e lipsynt the duleep as physical. Yes,

1878
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:23,560
Speaker 1: that was a total knockout. But she won't return to

1879
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:27,080
Speaker 1: the show to compete because it's like she's had it good. Okay,

1880
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:30,360
Speaker 1: what is it? Hey? Hey, hey, hey, put your lighter

1881
01:42:30,400 --> 01:42:33,240
Speaker 1: is up. Ganja's in the house. And as you can

1882
01:42:33,280 --> 01:42:36,600
Speaker 1: tell from my accent, I'm from Dallas texts ass. And

1883
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:40,800
Speaker 1: it was not very easy growing up looking like this,

1884
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:44,639
Speaker 1: whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting

1885
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:49,080
Speaker 1: on a show for my well organized, alphabetically ordered penny babies,

1886
01:42:49,479 --> 01:42:53,360
Speaker 1: I wasna gay, ok. But it wasn't until I moved

1887
01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:56,240
Speaker 1: to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I

1888
01:42:56,400 --> 01:42:59,639
Speaker 1: like to smoke, y'all. I'm just flying High's your receiving

1889
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:05,240
Speaker 1: hair line? Oker? Marijuana really does help me calling down, so, y'all.

1890
01:43:05,439 --> 01:43:08,920
Speaker 1: I went to Valencia where they filmed the TV show Weeds. Y'all.

1891
01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:11,880
Speaker 1: It's very dry. It's almost kind of like you're a vagina.

1892
01:43:12,280 --> 01:43:17,519
Speaker 1: Can I get now, y'all, I'm a tree hugger. Because

1893
01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:24,000
Speaker 1: if it ain't green, I'm not interested. Had she done

1894
01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:26,040
Speaker 1: this in a way that, like at the time, really

1895
01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:33,200
Speaker 1: owned it, Like, had she been high done this like

1896
01:43:33,439 --> 01:43:38,360
Speaker 1: it is funny? Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested.

1897
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:43,519
Speaker 1: But this is what I'm saying, is she created what

1898
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:51,240
Speaker 1: comedy is right, Like this podcast wouldn't exist. You think

1899
01:43:51,360 --> 01:43:53,840
Speaker 1: this podcast would exist? Do you think the Comedy Cellar

1900
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:59,000
Speaker 1: was built in the day? Angie K needs a set

1901
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,960
Speaker 1: at the Comedy cell You need Angie K and Laganja

1902
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:06,880
Speaker 1: Astroga doing like a travel show. Yes, yeah, absolutely, Okay,

1903
01:44:07,160 --> 01:44:12,920
Speaker 1: I bet ANGIEK smokes some reefer. Don't laugh, Rebecca, No,

1904
01:44:13,360 --> 01:44:16,240
Speaker 1: her house is too pointy. I would be afraid with

1905
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:20,479
Speaker 1: the shapes of tips of things, the shape, what else?

1906
01:44:20,560 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 1: What else? Your head? What I said? Triangle? My triangle?

1907
01:44:24,479 --> 01:44:28,680
Speaker 1: You asked, like fifteen times. I'm a visual learner. Are

1908
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:34,639
Speaker 1: you look at her house?

1909
01:44:34,760 --> 01:44:36,960
Speaker 3: I go, I would like if I was too high,

1910
01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:38,800
Speaker 3: I would have like fallen down and hit my head.

1911
01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:41,680
Speaker 3: Marble slabs.

1912
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:44,960
Speaker 1: I know. I appreciate a house that's really dangerous to

1913
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:48,559
Speaker 1: live in. That's actually my aesthetic hazardous place with where

1914
01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:51,280
Speaker 1: if you even think about bringing your kids, they're gonna

1915
01:44:51,280 --> 01:44:54,400
Speaker 1: get hurt. Right, don't bring kids into my house.

1916
01:44:54,479 --> 01:44:58,000
Speaker 2: Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house exactly. My house

1917
01:44:58,080 --> 01:44:59,840
Speaker 2: is ice cold and pointy as ship.

1918
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:01,920
Speaker 1: Remember Monica fell down the stairs?

1919
01:45:05,479 --> 01:45:09,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, mom make Guacamolean said my my green ice.

1920
01:45:09,360 --> 01:45:16,160
Speaker 1: Cream or something. Monica's mother, craziest woman. What was her name?

1921
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:19,160
Speaker 3: Like Tip Hedrinners.

1922
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:24,759
Speaker 1: That's what it was, Yes, thank you? I fre kind

1923
01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:29,439
Speaker 1: of was that? What was was Monica's mom's name? What

1924
01:45:29,560 --> 01:45:34,559
Speaker 1: did I sell? You're right, Tippy hed Droun? All right,

1925
01:45:34,680 --> 01:45:37,960
Speaker 1: So this is Sarah's mine's like, you guys are gonna

1926
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:38,720
Speaker 1: have to edit it out.

1927
01:45:38,760 --> 01:45:40,000
Speaker 3: It's gonna be so brutal.

1928
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:43,479
Speaker 1: Okay, oh ship, this is Sarah Shermans. I don't think so, honey,

1929
01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:45,120
Speaker 1: her time starts now, and I'm.

1930
01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:47,519
Speaker 3: Speaking my truth. This is you know this is true.

1931
01:45:47,600 --> 01:45:49,920
Speaker 3: I know the clock is running out. Don't take my time.

1932
01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:53,919
Speaker 1: How much I wanted.

1933
01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:59,280
Speaker 3: Santa Maria Novella, I don't think so, honey.

1934
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:06,000
Speaker 2: That you formulated my ajuly. I have been wearing the

1935
01:46:06,280 --> 01:46:10,479
Speaker 2: same petuli from Santa Maria Novella for five years. I

1936
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:12,600
Speaker 2: went to go buy another bottle, spray it on me?

1937
01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:15,759
Speaker 2: I go, I'm sorry. Why is it not spraying sticky?

1938
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:18,479
Speaker 2: Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not

1939
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:19,160
Speaker 2: coming out.

1940
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:22,840
Speaker 3: Smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank and rank?

1941
01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:25,120
Speaker 1: Why does it not? Why does it smell nice? Why

1942
01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:27,439
Speaker 1: does it smell like a dog feat on me? You

1943
01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:32,000
Speaker 1: changed it? I called the office in Italy. They've been

1944
01:46:32,080 --> 01:46:36,599
Speaker 1: making perfumes there in an apothecary. Monks make the perfumes

1945
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:40,360
Speaker 1: since the sixteen hundreds. In Tuscany. Five seconds. I called

1946
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:42,719
Speaker 1: them and I say, you reformulated. They said no, he didn't.

1947
01:46:42,760 --> 01:46:44,400
Speaker 1: I go, but when I spray my shirt, it's not

1948
01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:53,400
Speaker 1: stained brown because that was old formula, my old patuli formulation.

1949
01:46:53,720 --> 01:46:55,360
Speaker 2: It used to used to spray it on your shirt,

1950
01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:57,200
Speaker 2: there would be a big brown stain like you spilled

1951
01:46:57,280 --> 01:46:58,080
Speaker 2: soy sauce on you.

1952
01:46:58,720 --> 01:47:01,559
Speaker 1: Just the way I like it. This is just super brutal,

1953
01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:07,080
Speaker 1: super brutal, like the bottle would be so sticky brown,

1954
01:47:07,200 --> 01:47:09,519
Speaker 1: sticky all over, like sir, you couldn't even touch it.

1955
01:47:09,720 --> 01:47:11,360
Speaker 1: I used to be able to walk into a fucking

1956
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:12,440
Speaker 1: elevator and everyone.

1957
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:16,000
Speaker 3: And go whoa, whoa, get a job, hippie, And now.

1958
01:47:15,960 --> 01:47:19,000
Speaker 2: It smells nice and then they guess, like man, I

1959
01:47:19,080 --> 01:47:20,759
Speaker 2: call and I was like, hey, you guys.

1960
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:26,120
Speaker 1: Do stupid monks? Change it back? You freak freakish monks.

1961
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:30,200
Speaker 1: Get fu this Italian woman just like no, it's the same.

1962
01:47:30,439 --> 01:47:32,080
Speaker 1: I email every emo.

1963
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:36,720
Speaker 2: Do the accent bungee or no, no, oh my god,

1964
01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:38,960
Speaker 2: that suck. Yeah, that's a Petuli pizza.

1965
01:47:40,479 --> 01:47:44,519
Speaker 1: That snl. Hey no, I'm not.

1966
01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:54,560
Speaker 3: Actra downtra and they so you know what I have

1967
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,640
Speaker 3: to do. I have to go on eBay. I have

1968
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:59,160
Speaker 3: to google Santa Mariano Velo Patuli and guess.

1969
01:47:59,000 --> 01:47:59,519
Speaker 1: What comes up.

1970
01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:03,320
Speaker 2: Bottles literally with one tablespoon of the PETROLI left, and

1971
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:05,559
Speaker 2: I'm buying it for one hundred fifty dollars because that's

1972
01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:06,320
Speaker 2: how badly.

1973
01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:06,560
Speaker 3: I want it.

1974
01:48:07,120 --> 01:48:09,240
Speaker 2: And everybody know and that, and that's why everyone on

1975
01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:12,960
Speaker 2: eBay is up charging. Literally I thought it because saraed

1976
01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:15,560
Speaker 2: by and they are trying to upsell thimbles left of

1977
01:48:15,640 --> 01:48:17,920
Speaker 2: this old Petulli formulation. So I beg, you sent a

1978
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:20,840
Speaker 2: Mariana velopment. I know the platform that this podcast has.

1979
01:48:22,080 --> 01:48:24,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, I stopped that.

1980
01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:28,120
Speaker 3: I know what the power of culture, So I don't

1981
01:48:28,160 --> 01:48:33,280
Speaker 3: think so, honey, the gas lighting of women on a

1982
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:34,600
Speaker 3: day week like this?

1983
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:40,839
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, help it was no this was the saga.

1984
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:43,080
Speaker 2: But I thought it had been resolved. I thought you

1985
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:44,679
Speaker 2: had found the Petulia again.

1986
01:48:45,439 --> 01:48:48,120
Speaker 1: Well I found this is what fucking happened.

1987
01:48:48,479 --> 01:48:51,000
Speaker 2: Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were

1988
01:48:51,040 --> 01:48:52,360
Speaker 2: reselling the half of the bottle.

1989
01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:55,200
Speaker 3: But now everybody's caught on that the Petrolia is different.

1990
01:48:55,280 --> 01:48:57,960
Speaker 3: But how does everything now slash on eBay?

1991
01:48:58,000 --> 01:48:59,880
Speaker 1: But how do all these eBay people have a little

1992
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:02,719
Speaker 1: roplet left over? Like? Who are these people?

1993
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:03,600
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1994
01:49:04,760 --> 01:49:08,280
Speaker 2: I literally there's like there's there's there's someone for everyone

1995
01:49:08,360 --> 01:49:11,519
Speaker 2: out there. There's someone for everyone, and it just they

1996
01:49:11,640 --> 01:49:14,160
Speaker 2: they changed it and it smells like nice. And I

1997
01:49:14,840 --> 01:49:17,960
Speaker 2: I liked when I smelled like vinegar. I used to

1998
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:20,280
Speaker 2: smell when I used to come into my office to

1999
01:49:20,400 --> 01:49:30,519
Speaker 2: smell just Keith and whatever breathing.

2000
01:49:32,760 --> 01:49:35,280
Speaker 1: You should just put vinegar in the bottle. Vinegar and

2001
01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:35,800
Speaker 1: soy sauce.

2002
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:42,080
Speaker 2: Vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, that dog pee cat and

2003
01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:43,400
Speaker 2: now smells like grass.

2004
01:49:43,560 --> 01:49:46,320
Speaker 3: I don't think it's honey smelling like nice grass.

2005
01:49:48,720 --> 01:49:51,840
Speaker 1: Smells like pussy on the shelf. Well, my time restarted.

2006
01:49:52,200 --> 01:49:56,040
Speaker 1: I got a uti from holding in this past.

2007
01:49:56,120 --> 01:50:00,160
Speaker 2: The hemorrhoid of the people is that, well it's hold

2008
01:50:00,160 --> 01:50:02,760
Speaker 2: to get intro for the third time. If it's that

2009
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:06,000
Speaker 2: more time has passed, it could be Logan Roy going

2010
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,360
Speaker 2: to the brain drive. You piss crazy?

2011
01:50:07,880 --> 01:50:10,240
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that what happened to Logan Roy?

2012
01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:12,120
Speaker 3: He went crazy on that one episode?

2013
01:50:12,160 --> 01:50:22,599
Speaker 1: Is that it was your favorite Roy? Oh wow, Kendall, Kendall.

2014
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:25,040
Speaker 3: That is just if that's Long Island.

2015
01:50:25,439 --> 01:50:29,479
Speaker 1: Roy triggers me because that's Long Island. That is every

2016
01:50:29,520 --> 01:50:30,280
Speaker 1: person we grew.

2017
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:32,439
Speaker 3: Up with down Yeah.

2018
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they had had money which around me well whatever, yeah,

2019
01:50:39,040 --> 01:50:41,519
Speaker 1: you're right, that's why it triggers me.

2020
01:50:42,080 --> 01:50:45,280
Speaker 3: You know, I just remember that you guys are really bad.

2021
01:50:45,439 --> 01:50:47,160
Speaker 1: No wait, wait, what did you remember.

2022
01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:50,080
Speaker 3: For the fifth grade talent show my friends did.

2023
01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:57,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like, Sarah, you can like be in

2024
01:50:57,120 --> 01:50:57,640
Speaker 1: the back and.

2025
01:50:57,680 --> 01:50:59,320
Speaker 3: Like press playing the boom box.

2026
01:50:59,880 --> 01:51:03,680
Speaker 1: That's a traumatic memory. They have to switch out the

2027
01:51:03,760 --> 01:51:06,240
Speaker 1: cards because we've been going for two and so we're

2028
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna end it. This has been so wonderful. It's great

2029
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:11,200
Speaker 1: to get to know you a little bit. I don't

2030
01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:14,920
Speaker 1: want to end this. Trust. The great thing about you

2031
01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,800
Speaker 1: guys having booked S n L is now you get

2032
01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:19,439
Speaker 1: to go hang out with each other even more. And

2033
01:51:19,600 --> 01:51:21,280
Speaker 1: you know what I want you guys to do, write

2034
01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:25,320
Speaker 1: something together this week. We are I legit.

2035
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:26,759
Speaker 3: I'm tired from laughing.

2036
01:51:28,800 --> 01:51:38,240
Speaker 1: It's crazy. We end every episode with the song hey yeah, Hey, Yeah,

2037
01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:47,160
Speaker 1: you can push the boom box into that hey Hey.

2038
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:52,840
Speaker 2: For more, listen to Outcasts speaker Box, speaker Box, Love Below,

2039
01:51:52,960 --> 01:51:56,040
Speaker 2: Love Below the classic double album Double.

2040
01:51:57,800 --> 01:52:03,559
Speaker 1: Heat, Aliens, Last Cultures. This is the production by Will

2041
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:06,360
Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Man Players in My Heart Radio podcasts, created

2042
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:09,639
Speaker 1: and hosted by Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang. Executive produced

2043
01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:13,000
Speaker 1: by Ada Hasnier and Hans Sony, produced by Becker Ramos,

2044
01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:15,960
Speaker 1: edited and mixed by Doug Bamimi Flboard and our music

2045
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:17,240
Speaker 1: is by Henry Komerski,