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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Hello. Hi, my name is Smitty. Um,

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Speaker 1: you don't know me, But is this Emily who is

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Speaker 1: dating Dan? Um? Yes, it's Smitty. I I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't think I know who this is. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, you're you're you've just started dating Dan? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes I did. Yes, we we we have just started dating.

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Speaker 1: And okay, how long have you guys been dating? We've

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Speaker 1: I mean we've been dating for a couple of months,

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Speaker 1: so a couple of months. And he hasn't told you

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Speaker 1: about Smitty at all. No, I'm I'm Oh that hurts.

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Speaker 1: You might know? Okay, your new boyfriend who you know?

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Speaker 1: Is Dan? I knows Dan Dad. I'm his son. Smitty. Wait,

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Speaker 1: Dan had a son. Okay, it sounds like we've both learned.

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Speaker 1: We're both learning something here. Okay, you didn't know that

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Speaker 1: dad had a kid and that kid is me Smitty? No,

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Speaker 1: how old are you? Twenty seven? What? All right? Twenty nine?

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine. I can't believe he never he didn't

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Speaker 1: tell me this. Oh yeah, you're surprised. Hello, imagine how

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Speaker 1: surprised I am. I'm his son. I haven't even seen

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Speaker 1: the guy ever, we never even hung out, and everybody

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Speaker 1: he dates I try to call him. And every time

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Speaker 1: he gets a new girlfriend or you know, he's had

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Speaker 1: three wives now, every time he gets a new girlfriend

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Speaker 1: or a wife, I try to get a hold of

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Speaker 1: them to see if they can like connect us, and

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Speaker 1: so far, you're the first person that I've actually talked to.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you said he

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Speaker 1: why this how he's been married? Um? Dad has had

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Speaker 1: three wives that I know of. What. Yeah, And the

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Speaker 1: thing is I tried to get a hold of them.

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Speaker 1: I can never get a hold of them either. So

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Speaker 1: you're the first person I've actually had a hold of them.

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Speaker 1: So I'm super excited because I would really like to

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Speaker 1: meet my dad. Well so you've never met him? No? Never?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I need to go. I need,

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Speaker 1: I need, I need to call I need to call him.

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Speaker 1: Um okay, what do you well? Okay? No, can you

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Speaker 1: three way him with me? Because I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to you that mom? No? No, no, I'm I am

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Speaker 1: not your mom. No you gonna try call your real mom.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't know her either, Yeah no, uh, raised

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Speaker 1: by the streets a bunch of people. I need I need,

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Speaker 1: I need, I need to go. I need to call him.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong? I don't understand what's wrong? Mom? What? What

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Speaker 1: do you know? I am not your mom? And I

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Speaker 1: was like, what is wrong? Is that I have my due?

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Speaker 1: Boyfriend's adult son is calling me out of the blue.

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Speaker 1: And Ben tells me that he has been married three

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Speaker 1: times times before. And I did this overwhelming for me?

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Speaker 1: So that is who is probably joking? What a jokes there? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's probably joking around, right, I mean, that's pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: Keep that a secret from someone for a while. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that that's funny at all, you know, No, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's funny. Because I need to call

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Speaker 1: him because he has some freaking explaining to do all

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Speaker 1: this stuff. He could explain it's a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that would help. Wait, what, yeah, maybe he could

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Speaker 1: explain that this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your new boyfriend

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Speaker 1: Dan set you up. Wait, you're you're so you are

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Speaker 1: serious that this is not real? No, it's not real.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have an adult son named Smitty, and I

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Speaker 1: don't think he's been married before. He said that he

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Speaker 1: isn't really enjoyed getting to know you. Actually, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you cannot imagine how relieved. What was the worst part

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Speaker 1: thing that he'd been married three times or that I

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Speaker 1: was his son? I think yeah, I think the sun

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Speaker 1: might have been the worst part of that wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubile phone pranks