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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: six one. Right, Raggy, okay, is that Raggy loves me?

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Speaker 1: Trip under bark like a dog? Oh, I thought you did,

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Speaker 1: Scooby Doo. No, close, very close. It's time for Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret. And remember, if you want to tell us

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, I have to do this text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one, and you can tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. It is not Scooby Doo on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Right now. I'll tell as dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Everybody a fake nickname so that we don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is when you call in it on

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Speaker 1: the phone. Right now. Clifford the Big Red Dog another

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Speaker 1: cartoon dog, Yeah, what's up Clifford the Big Red Dog

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Speaker 1: the eighties. Hey everyone, Hey, it's it's fun to be

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Speaker 1: on the show. Thanks, thanks for having me. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: Cliff way more well spoken than I thought. Clifford the

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Speaker 1: Big Red Dog would be doing very well with English. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I do have a secret. Okay, that is why

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Speaker 1: you're calling the whole entire point of the show. What

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Speaker 1: you're doing there, Clifford. Well, here's the thing. If my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend ever found out about this, she would kill me, okay,

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Speaker 1: like literally or are you just using that figuratively like

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Speaker 1: a murder? I don't, I don't. I don't think that

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Speaker 1: she's a murderer, but this might be the thing to

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Speaker 1: push her over the edge. All right, okay, what is

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? So? Um? Growing up, my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: lived in Connecticut growing up, and every year the day

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Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving, they would go and they would cut down

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Speaker 1: a Christmas tree this Christmas Tree farm take it back, um,

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Speaker 1: And so that is a really I know, it's like

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Speaker 1: a really wonderful important thing that her family does. She

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Speaker 1: shared memories of that. Huh. Yeah, yeah, I tried to

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Speaker 1: go to that one time, you know, go out and

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Speaker 1: catch your own Christmas tree. I try to do happy

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Speaker 1: thing since I've been an adult. Yeah yeah, my chought

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Speaker 1: it was not the best, but I tried to go

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Speaker 1: do it, and it's oh my, you just drive around

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Speaker 1: looking for a tree and cussing. It looks like a

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Speaker 1: kindively long process. It is an exhaust long, cold, exhausting

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Speaker 1: and it never works out. Okay, But anyway, I know

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Speaker 1: some people have very fond memories of that. I don't, obviously,

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Speaker 1: I'm so so okay, go ahead, sorry, Well, yeah, so she,

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Speaker 1: Um she moved in with me a couple of years ago. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I every year I have had to keep up

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Speaker 1: this lie that I am allergic to real Christmas trees.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not. I just don't. I just don't want

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Speaker 1: I just don't want them in my house. Really, what reason? Yeah? There,

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Speaker 1: I mean for a lot of different Like they're they're

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Speaker 1: gigantic mest to clean up. Um, they're they're a total

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Speaker 1: pain to try and get rid of. And on top

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Speaker 1: of that, you're bringing in like you're bringing in like

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Speaker 1: a little ecosystem of buff and animals stuff into your home.

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Speaker 1: Do you I've actually never had a real Christmas tree

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Speaker 1: in my life. You have the real Christmas tree with Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've only ever had fake ones. I do like fake ones,

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Speaker 1: but roal ones. They just smell so good and it's

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Speaker 1: so beautiful. I love it. Yeah, exactly, that's my thing,

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Speaker 1: the fake ones. I think that the fake ones are

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Speaker 1: just as good as the real ones. I know it's bad.

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Speaker 1: I know it probably hurts her feelings every year that

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Speaker 1: she can't share this same experience with me, But it's

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Speaker 1: I don't want it. I do not want that. I'm

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Speaker 1: totally will you, Clifford, because the fake ones actually they

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Speaker 1: come in with like built in lights. They come in

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Speaker 1: different colors lights from them. It definitely saves a lot

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Speaker 1: of time. But you can't beat the smell of a

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Speaker 1: real Christmas tree. But they also make fake smells to

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Speaker 1: you stray around the house. They do. You can actually

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Speaker 1: buy these things that you just like clip on like

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Speaker 1: the inside of it, like to where it just gives

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Speaker 1: off the pine smell. Yeah, you on Amazon. I just

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Speaker 1: love the real trees so fun, and I have everything

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Speaker 1: outside though I know, but I have kids and so

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Speaker 1: but the smell is delish. So Clifford the Big Red Dog,

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Speaker 1: maybe you could do that. You know, like you're you're

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Speaker 1: lying to your dirty little secrets that you're lying to

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend about being allergic to Christmas trees so that

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Speaker 1: you don't ever to get one. But Alex mentioned the

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Speaker 1: little things that you can put on a fake one

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Speaker 1: to make it smell like a Christmas tree. Maybe if

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Speaker 1: you did that for she'd be like, oh, that's sweet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he's trying, even though it's not swe because you're

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Speaker 1: lying to her. Well, well, and maybe I'll just take

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Speaker 1: it one step further. Maybe I'll keep lying and bring

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Speaker 1: in a fake Christmas tree, but put the pine scent

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Speaker 1: in there and be like it's a real tree. She

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Speaker 1: probably would be able to tell it, says Costco on it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I found it. Thank you for telling us your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Great, thank you all. Thank you. What's

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