WEBVTT - Episode 84: Me and Jesus Gambling 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.880 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.399 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:17.360 his love of gambling One another bet without doing the 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:18.560 actual gambling. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:19.920 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.120 Bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.840 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:32.320 Here's Dan Patrick. Very huge gingers. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:35.760 Actually I did not, maybe because like the Americans flooded in, 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.000 but there was not a ginger on every. 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:41.560 Block in Dublin. In Dublin, yeah, you. 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.919 Go outside and then it's just outside of the end 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:45.760 of the country. I think it's a little. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:47.080 Did you think you were going to see a bunch 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:50.640 of redheads in Dublin or gingers? Yeah, well, I mean 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:55.319 I've been their faces faces. Yeah, they love They look 0:00:55.400 --> 0:01:02.280 like bad lay. Actually, sorry, we didn't know you heard 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:06.560 it was a different So Shae, you you're going to 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:07.760 go to Dublin next year with us? 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.800 Yeah, I'm coming down, you are. I have to. I 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.920 was supposed to go in nineteen ninety eight for a 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.960 family reunion County Wexford, but I was on paper, so 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:18.920 I couldn't leave the state, let alone the country, so 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:19.800 I missed out on it. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:20.640 What do you mean you were on? 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.560 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I couldn't leave the state. Yeah, well 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.080 you could, but wow, they would have gotten me at 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:28.560 the airport. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.360 Let me tell you, but I want to go Hi, Hey, 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:31.880 bad layer. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:33.800 How you doing there? Dan? 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:34.200 Great? 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.160 Well, I know you're great. You won eight units last week. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.880 Here we go football, I know, I know. This is 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:44.200 what you do. Shaye won two units and Dylan lost 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:48.080 two units last week. Also, Dylan made an appearance on 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:53.680 the show earlier today and TV and radio. So now 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:58.600 you get the social media hate. Yes, this is this 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.480 is what Shay gets every dead we daily and here 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:02.960 we're in somewhat of a vacuum. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.280 Yeah, I think people know what to expect. But for 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.800 all the normal folk out there who might just be 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:11.320 listening on radio there, I'll de'let you hear about it. 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:13.560 As if I didn't know that. I went oh for 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:14.160 three too. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.000 But you did have some interesting logic. You said it's 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:21.800 harder to go oh for three than it is to 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.120 go three and zero. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:26.400 Yes, I mean some might call that spin, but. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.840 I actually, I truly do think and I don't have 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.240 anything to back this up. I think I've won more 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.760 parlay so obviously hit every bet than lost every bet 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:37.320 in a parla. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.840 Okay, over my career. So you went oh for three 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.160 on the TCU Colorado. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.959 Guy, and it was a brutal. It wasn't like, oh 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:48.000 this one was close, this one. It was just a massacre. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.440 Larry, you usually have something to bitch about, but you 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.560 want to eight units, So I'm guessing you're good. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:59.240 Yeah, I don't Michigan. That Michigan. I bet the over 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.560 in the Michigan game, and I mean it was like 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.160 thirty to three or some wasn't even close. That was 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:07.000 I consider that a bad loss for me. But no, 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:11.400 there's a good weekend, all right, just what I expected. 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.359 Then, Well let me let me right, hock you Gohn, 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:20.240 here we go. You had a the four unit three 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.480 teen to ten point teaser that you added that leg right, 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:26.079 oh that I. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.400 Had a win twice? Yeah, yeah, Okay. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:32.960 It's hard to keep track of all the stuff you 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.560 have here, but I've got you had NC State against Yukon, 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:41.840 Utah against Florida Michigan ECU over fifty one and a half. 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:43.440 You had that was a loss. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.040 Yeah, that was a loss I was talking about. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:49.400 Yeah, Rutgers minus seven against Northwestern Tennessee minus twenty eight 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:53.640 versus Virginia Alabama thirty nine and a half against Middle Tennis. Yeah, 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.440 you did really well South Carolina against North Carolina you 0:03:56.480 --> 0:04:00.840 had two and a half there. Well, congratulations, Larry. Let 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:04.839 me see, Dylan. Uh, you had your stupid sing game 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.200 parlay and then you had your big dog parlay. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:11.240 Yep, Michigan and Texas blew that one up. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.800 Texas never covers. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.039 I don't know why I did that, And you said 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.080 you were like, ah, man, I don't know, Rice will 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:18.760 keep that close. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.760 Yeah, I'm out on Texas again. I gave him one shot. 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:27.200 You did have five units on max Verse stopping to win, 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:31.520 probably to win zero point five minutes. Yes, anything else 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.039 that you want to recamp there, you want to complain, 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:35.480 make excuses. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:40.640 For Florida sucks. That game was brutal. Florida State though. 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:44.599 Well, you had to be a little nervous though in 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.640 the first half because yeah, I was l s U 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:47.560 pretty good. 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.280 Yes, yes, Mark, Florida State. They beat the axent out 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:50.919 of Brian Kelly. 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:54.960 Yeah, now he sounds like he went to Harvard again. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.400 It sounds like it's from Massachusetts. One more time. That's 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.880 son of a bitch, the boy from Shay. Anything you 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:02.920 want to recap. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.600 Here, I do, Danny. Okay. The South Bama two lane 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:10.520 under it landed at fifty four. And the reason it 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:13.240 landed at fifty four. Two lane had the ball on 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.880 the thirty yard line on South Bama's thirty yard line 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.360 with like three minutes left to go, and they did 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.400 a couple of run plays, got a first down and 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:24.320 then kneeled it out. So next time I start complaining 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.359 about some bullshit and a total not getting hit, I 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.240 want you to remind me of the luck box that 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.680 I walked into with the South Bama two lane under 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.240 because that was that was God's. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.840 Gift to Shaneang. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.159 Oh my god, it was incredible. Talk about a sweat 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:39.880 screaming at the TV. Okay, but how many times have 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:42.640 you guys had bets where we always talk about a 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.280 bad beat. I don't know what the expression is when 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:49.480 you have like a gift win God, but it's oh, 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:51.760 you just call it a god win Hellelujah. Okay, just 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:55.120 like holy fuck. I can't believe that. Because this is 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.400 the anniversary of one of the worst bad beats I 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:01.440 ever had. What it was Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears, 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:06.320 and I, uh, Chester Markle. If he kicks a field goal, 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:11.280 like I win the bet, I cover, the Bears block it, 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.719 it comes back to Chester Markle. He runs it in 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:18.120 for a touchdown and I lose the bet that way. No, yes, 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.200 that's a bad beat. That's the one. And they're like 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.000 on the twelve yard line. I got just just kicked 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:27.880 the field goal. It bounces back to him, Chester Markle 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:32.760 from Hillsdale College, Like I did research everything. 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:35.520 He's not even around anymore. Probably not. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:44.680 It's got canceled by the fed University of Phoenix. So okay, Larry, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.640 have you ever had a gift like an incredible like, 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.920 oh my god, I'm actually going to win this bet? 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.480 You don't remember the ones, like, hey, we'll forget about 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.520 that win in a couple of weeks. You remember, you 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:02.960 remember the losses for sure. I remember one that they 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.000 went into a locker room and I got like Jerome 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.000 Whitehead or whatever the guy's name was, out of locker 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.159 room and shoots foul shots after the game to beat me. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.080 You know, they're celebrating on the floor and go get him. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:17.520 Oh my god, Jerome White, I'm sure you had win. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:22.880 The usc usc Matt Leanert double overtime where they had 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:23.360 to go for two. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:24.680 Why do you clim Leonard. 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:28.239 Because he's a loser, Lanerer, You have fucking French Laner. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:34.800 It's Liner Lanert, Leonard Lena ra Okay, it was double overtime, 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:37.600 they had to go for two. I had plus eight. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.320 It was good to go. I'm counting the money. Who 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.120 gives a ship They're gonna kick a field goal after 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:44.000 a touchdown? They went by seven. Nobody cares. I got 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:49.040 plus eight, pick six, double overtime, run it back, lose 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:53.640 by ten. Don just fucking done. And that's immediately calling 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.920 the drug dealer saying I need you here now, right now. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:58.320 I needed you here ten minutes again. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.240 Fuck a shrink, I need you right now. You got one. 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:05.040 I mean I have a good like a good beat 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:10.120 one which was two years ago? Is the Brown Am 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.800 I even Browns and Stillers? And I think it was. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.880 It was the spread was four and the Browns are 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.720 down four, or the spread was two and the Browns 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.400 are down four and they on the last kickoff of the. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.920 Game they get a safety and get two points to 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.760 push did they push it? 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:30.040 And I was like it was okay, it was sort 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:31.960 of like kissing your sister a little bit. But I 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.760 was like this, I just assumed, I mean that game 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.840 was over over that there was zero on the clock 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.679 and they got safety and push it to two. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.800 That leads us to this week, and we lead off 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.640 with our leader bad Larry, where do you want to start? 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:44.760 L Okay? 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:45.240 Dan? 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.560 I went, I won a couple of college games, two 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.200 team pieces this week, my Notre Dame minus one and 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.280 a half against mc State, and I'm staying on the 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:58.360 Rutgers bandwagon. Rutgers minus two and a half against Temple. 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:00.640 Temples, it's Rutgers minus two. 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:05.080 Okay, oh yeah, yeah. 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.800 When I give you one that I expect the same 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.040 kind of reaction like it. Okay, thank you. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.480 That's right, So I said, thanks, Dan, It's okay, thank you. 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.200 I know, but you bitch and moan all the time. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:19.520 You think I manipulate these lines here? Okay, what else 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:20.959 do you have next next? 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.400 Sea? These are all six point two team SEZs, Notre Dame, Rutgers. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:27.120 Then James Madison minus a half against Virginia. 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:33.559 That's give me another half? Thanks, Dan, Yes, yeah, yeah, 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.680 and then you got Notre Dame NC stayed on that 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:40.479 one as well, correctly. Okay, any you got another teaser. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.680 And then I got Wisconsin. I hope in to pick 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:44.760 them against Washington. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:45.440 That's a pick them. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.000 That's at Wazoo right where? 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.160 And it is at Wazoo? Yeah no, no, thats consin. 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:51.880 Are you sure? 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:57.920 I'm just looking at my paper and I have Wisconsin capitalized, 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.439 so I'm guessing is that Wisconsin? 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:00.880 What else? 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:01.920 Naturally? 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.040 And then I couldn't find my law Tech. I love 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:07.360 putting LA Tech in teasers, and I couldn't find LA Tech. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:13.720 So I went La Lafayette University Louisiana Lafayette and another 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.000 pick against ODU. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.440 Why are you going against old dominion this year? 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:19.040 Man? 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.720 I believe I've always gone again. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:23.480 You always Dylan. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:26.200 I think Dylan like god you and I didn't. I 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.120 think that might have started. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.040 James Madison. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:32.240 Was the dominion. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:37.800 Okay, Larry's jam Jamie, Okay, I love JM You definitely beautiful. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:41.280 Campus, beautiful. My youngest went there. That's why I. 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.040 Fell in love with Your youngest went to school. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:48.240 Yeah, he went to That's all all of his kids 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.680 went to yeah, Larry, you're a father of college graduates. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:54.680 My oldest one to Notre Dame. That's why I'm betting 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.880 Notre Dame. My youngest went to JMU, my daughter who 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.640 I shipped off to Hireland to see, and he went 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.920 to Loyola Baltimore, great school, three of the great. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.319 Larry's putting his academic dick on the table. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.719 I don't know, but Loyola, like all, it doesn't have 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:12.640 a football team, so I can't even back her. 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:17.880 Sure if it's described that, Okay, NFL, you got Lai. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.080 Okay, I know this line has changed since I sent 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:22.480 this in, so I don't even want to say it. 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:24.920 I have the Lions. What is the line and a 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.560 half the Lions against the Chiefs tonight? Four and a half? 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:31.439 Yeah I couldn't. That's fine, I have. I went the Lions. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.800 I betting my Giants plus three. I'm a little afraid. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.520 You're getting three and a Cowboys. You're getting got Blaire, 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:39.520 You're getting three and a half the Giants. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:42.120 Now that Dan, Now that's a big half point, a 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.959 huge yeah, massive, that's a huge half point. The other 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.240 ones were meaning was like last week when you go 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:50.520 over under, was like forty nine and you maybe go 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.000 over forty nine and a half was like seventy five. Nothing. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:54.800 Yeah that one, that half point didn't matter. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.360 Continue, l might matter. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.400 This smells like a Cowboys four. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.280 Yeah, here we go. Anything else. 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:05.840 I have the Jag the Jags minus five against the Colts. Okay, okay, 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:06.920 And I'm not saying to Jet down. 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:08.240 We have two. 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:14.480 You know, I have Wisconsin Notre Dame and JMU a 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.080 couple of weeks ago for over wins for the season. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.360 Now I'm gonna do my two teams, my Jets and Giants. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:25.040 These are called futures, Larry, we're doing okay. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.960 All right, regular season wins then futures. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.520 Okay, what do you have over. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:33.000 The Giants at seven and a half and over the 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:39.880 Jets at whatever? And just have a tough schedule. But 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:41.839 I'm gonna be rooting for him, so I might as well. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:45.720 I'm three units on over Giants and three units on Overjets. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.440 Okay, just so you know, And it's documented the Jets 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:53.600 getting it's nine and a half total wins, okay, okay, okay, 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.960 fair enough. That brings us to Shayan Irving. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:01.319 Yeah, uh, Danny, I got the rebel in two lane 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.839 over sixty seven Iowa State plus three and a half 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:08.400 versus Iowa every year. I just take the dog in 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.960 this game. I don't give a shit who it is. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.360 I always take the dog like that. 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.240 That's three and a half. I of stage kidding. By 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.199 the way, Tulane's got a really good quarterback. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:18.880 They do, okay, they do. He was just fucking dealing 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.480 last week. And South Bama's got a legit defense, to 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:23.439 be fair, and Yams got out early. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:24.920 But he did have a pick in the game, like 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.000 two can play. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:27.440 Okay. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:27.920 Uh. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.120 Then I got the Sooners laying the sixteen against the 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:31.000 rich coke heads. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:35.839 That's that's no. Technically they're noticing smu right right right? 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:39.400 Okay, Well, the cocaine's incredible that campus. I can testify 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:42.800 to that talent down there. Oh my, got the talent's unbelievable. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.800 It's better in a su I'll tell you that. It's 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:48.080 a whole lot of a lot less Sepersphilas in the air. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.920 Did you hear from Arizona State at all? After your comments? 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:52.640 Now we're doing an. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:57.160 Nil deal the use iPhones, me and Valtrex are hooking 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:02.440 up penicillin. What else do you have? Shae uh Sooner's 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.560 laying sixteen. We did that, okay, light laying three against 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:10.240 the Herbert Ghana syphial As State. Yeah yeah. And then 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.839 uh to the professionals, I got the fight in Mayfield 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:17.000 plus six against the Vikes. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:19.720 Everybody going with the Vikings? 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:20.560 Yeah, I don't care. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.160 Do you love Baker Mayfield Junior the third? 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.360 I do? I like. I like Mayfield and I like 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:28.440 Evans together. I think it's gonna be magical. And I 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:32.920 got the Washington Commanders. I'm gonna say that, laying seven 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:34.360 against the worst team in the NFL. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.720 Josh Dobbs quarterback in the Cardinals. Yes. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.400 And then I got Las Vegas Denver under forty four. 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:45.120 I think I think there's no hope for Russell. I 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:48.120 think he's gonna retire after this year and start a 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:48.840 Bible camp. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.240 You'll probably go right, yeah. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:53.800 I will definitely be there front row, just to see 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:54.400 the truth. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.400 Have you gone to Bible camp before? Oh? 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.680 Yeah, Danny, Oh yeah, oh every summer? Absolutely? 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:00.920 Yeah, what happened. 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:02.480 I grew up in church too. It was called a 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:03.480 vacation Bible school. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:04.520 They called it true. 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:04.880 School for me. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:06.680 Propaganda. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.960 Yeah, here we go, all right? What was based off. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.120 Nobody here even believes in the afterlife. So I don't 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:13.560 know why we're talking about it. But none of y'all 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.560 going to be there, how don't we? 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:16.840 What what proof do you have that there's after. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.400 It's called faith, Danny. You can google that. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:23.520 Belief in what shows up. But if I google afterlife, 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.120 well it depends if you have a Bible open or not. 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:26.560 Picture of. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:34.440 Yeah, if there's an afterlife, I've been redeem no you yes, absolutely, 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.960 I got baptized three times, Danny. I'm good. If you're lucky, 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.760 they should have held you under a little bit that 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.880 had been great and you're baptized in Shay and you 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:47.120 just get baptizing in the river. 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.840 Yeah, kitchen sink for thirty seconds. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:53.600 We go to Texas, take me to the river, all right. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:57.640 So Bible, Bible school, oh yeah, oh yeah, Danny, what 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:58.160 do you learn? 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.840 You learn about Jesus, you know, when you learn about 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:06.120 the disciples, the disciple, the New Testament focus, really New 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:06.880 Testament focus. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.920 Why do we need a new What was wrong with 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:11.320 the old? The old one? 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:12.840 What's wrong with the old Testament? 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:15.600 The new ones for us? 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:20.120 Danny? The old one is h for a different crowd anyway. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:22.200 Is that it? 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:28.320 That's it? Okay, just me and Jesus gambling hazes Christ 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:33.800 out Now you've been Is your wife religious? She's agnostic 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:38.640 mainly because of me, But I think she's open. Okay, 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.640 I've let her know, Like you know, you're going to 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.400 hell and me and the children will be in heaven 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:46.080 not missing you. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.440 Are They believers? The little ones? 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:50.720 Children are a malleable dill. And you believe anything you 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:52.040 tell them to believe. So you just get them on 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:52.560 the right path. 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:52.920 You're good. 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:58.040 Santa Claus, Santa Claus tooth, fairy, heaven and hell. All 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.800 that you make them believe. They don't choy Epstein. Yeah, Mark, 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.560 Well Epstein didn't kill himself, so yes, Mark, they know 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:04.920 that too. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.520 I just one question for Wait, guys, I just got 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:10.800 one question for DP. Is DP takes a gamble on 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.080 your Wikipedia page? 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:12.320 Now? 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:15.760 I hope not. 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.520 I'm not proud more of an urban addictionary. 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.639 Yeah, I'm not proud of this. 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:29.480 Yeah right, there's there's the paragraph that says the downfall. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:32.720 Yeah, yeah, long enough to see yourself become the villain. 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:37.760 All right, here we go, Dylan, Oh my turn. So 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.280 college football Nebraska plus three against Colorado. I am fading 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:43.520 the buffs every game. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:46.600 You're out on Dion, I'm still out. 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:48.760 I'm not going. I'm so fucking in on. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:50.640 Them for doing that to me last week. 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:54.320 That was my my first parlay appearance on the show, 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:55.440 and I have to get dusted. 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:58.040 And Colorado started that they were seven and a half 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:01.359 point underdog. They were, Yeah, well the season started against the. 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:02.560 Bron that's a big swing. 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:06.040 Huge, All right, what else do you have a ton maniac? 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.240 Kansas State minus sixty and a half against Troy. This 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.960 is a total vengeance bet from last year. That was 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:16.160 actually one of the repeats that was uh, Michigan, it 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:21.760 was Troy and Marshall. I think, okay, that was that 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:25.960 the last second, Yeah, bounce off the helmet for a touchdown. 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:27.120 Mario called me to. 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:30.680 Gloat about us winning right before that, and I didn't 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:32.359 answer it, and he sent me a text and I 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:34.239 read it and it was all fucking over after that, 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:35.479 and I, oh, thats right. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:37.680 I was genuinely mad at him. 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.680 Yeah, all right, So k State minus sixteen and a 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:41.440 half against Troy. 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:44.800 Yeah, actually like k State too, Iowa Iowa State under 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:48.639 thirty six also, I think, uh it was not on 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.439 the record from last week, but I did have the 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:54.360 Iowa under and it did go under death taxes. Iowa 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:57.719 under every time, all right, and I'm gonna load up 0:18:57.720 --> 0:19:01.760 three units on that one. Whoa, Okay, I am that 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:07.760 confident and this one is just perfect. Alabama minus seven 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:09.960 and a half against Texas, as I said, I'm out 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:14.520 on Texas completely and Alabama should cover that absolutely. 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:15.400 No problem. 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:17.400 Yeah that's rude and inconsiderate. 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:18.880 Yeah it is. 0:19:19.000 --> 0:19:22.120 But I'm scared of the deep ball not being able 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.359