Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling One another bet without doing the
Speaker 1: actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics got I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 3: Here's Dan Patrick. Very huge gingers.
Speaker 4: Actually I did not, maybe because like the Americans flooded in,
Speaker 4: but there was not a ginger on every.
Speaker 3: Block in Dublin. In Dublin, yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Go outside and then it's just outside of the end
Speaker 4: of the country. I think it's a little.
Speaker 1: Did you think you were going to see a bunch
Speaker 1: of redheads in Dublin or gingers? Yeah, well, I mean
Speaker 1: I've been their faces faces. Yeah, they love They look
Speaker 1: like bad lay. Actually, sorry, we didn't know you heard
Speaker 1: it was a different So Shae, you you're going to
Speaker 1: go to Dublin next year with us?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm coming down, you are. I have to. I
Speaker 5: was supposed to go in nineteen ninety eight for a
Speaker 5: family reunion County Wexford, but I was on paper, so
Speaker 5: I couldn't leave the state, let alone the country, so
Speaker 5: I missed out on it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you were on?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I couldn't leave the state. Yeah, well
Speaker 5: you could, but wow, they would have gotten me at
Speaker 5: the airport.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, but I want to go Hi, Hey,
Speaker 1: bad layer.
Speaker 2: How you doing there? Dan?
Speaker 5: Great?
Speaker 1: Well, I know you're great. You won eight units last week.
Speaker 1: Here we go football, I know, I know. This is
Speaker 1: what you do. Shaye won two units and Dylan lost
Speaker 1: two units last week. Also, Dylan made an appearance on
Speaker 1: the show earlier today and TV and radio. So now
Speaker 1: you get the social media hate. Yes, this is this
Speaker 1: is what Shay gets every dead we daily and here
Speaker 1: we're in somewhat of a vacuum.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think people know what to expect. But for
Speaker 4: all the normal folk out there who might just be
Speaker 4: listening on radio there, I'll de'let you hear about it.
Speaker 4: As if I didn't know that. I went oh for
Speaker 4: three too.
Speaker 1: But you did have some interesting logic. You said it's
Speaker 1: harder to go oh for three than it is to
Speaker 1: go three and zero.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean some might call that spin, but.
Speaker 4: I actually, I truly do think and I don't have
Speaker 4: anything to back this up. I think I've won more
Speaker 4: parlay so obviously hit every bet than lost every bet
Speaker 4: in a parla.
Speaker 1: Okay, over my career. So you went oh for three
Speaker 1: on the TCU Colorado.
Speaker 4: Guy, and it was a brutal. It wasn't like, oh
Speaker 4: this one was close, this one. It was just a massacre.
Speaker 1: Larry, you usually have something to bitch about, but you
Speaker 1: want to eight units, So I'm guessing you're good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't Michigan. That Michigan. I bet the over
Speaker 2: in the Michigan game, and I mean it was like
Speaker 2: thirty to three or some wasn't even close. That was
Speaker 2: I consider that a bad loss for me. But no,
Speaker 2: there's a good weekend, all right, just what I expected.
Speaker 1: Then, Well let me let me right, hock you Gohn,
Speaker 1: here we go. You had a the four unit three
Speaker 1: teen to ten point teaser that you added that leg right,
Speaker 1: oh that I.
Speaker 2: Had a win twice? Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: It's hard to keep track of all the stuff you
Speaker 1: have here, but I've got you had NC State against Yukon,
Speaker 1: Utah against Florida Michigan ECU over fifty one and a half.
Speaker 5: You had that was a loss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a loss I was talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rutgers minus seven against Northwestern Tennessee minus twenty eight
Speaker 1: versus Virginia Alabama thirty nine and a half against Middle Tennis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did really well South Carolina against North Carolina you
Speaker 1: had two and a half there. Well, congratulations, Larry. Let
Speaker 1: me see, Dylan. Uh, you had your stupid sing game
Speaker 1: parlay and then you had your big dog parlay.
Speaker 3: Yep, Michigan and Texas blew that one up.
Speaker 5: Texas never covers.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I did that, And you said
Speaker 1: you were like, ah, man, I don't know, Rice will
Speaker 1: keep that close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm out on Texas again. I gave him one shot.
Speaker 1: You did have five units on max Verse stopping to win,
Speaker 1: probably to win zero point five minutes. Yes, anything else
Speaker 1: that you want to recamp there, you want to complain,
Speaker 1: make excuses.
Speaker 3: For Florida sucks. That game was brutal. Florida State though.
Speaker 1: Well, you had to be a little nervous though in
Speaker 1: the first half because yeah, I was l s U
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Mark, Florida State. They beat the axent out
Speaker 6: of Brian Kelly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now he sounds like he went to Harvard again.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it's from Massachusetts. One more time. That's
Speaker 1: son of a bitch, the boy from Shay. Anything you
Speaker 1: want to recap.
Speaker 5: Here, I do, Danny. Okay. The South Bama two lane
Speaker 5: under it landed at fifty four. And the reason it
Speaker 5: landed at fifty four. Two lane had the ball on
Speaker 5: the thirty yard line on South Bama's thirty yard line
Speaker 5: with like three minutes left to go, and they did
Speaker 5: a couple of run plays, got a first down and
Speaker 5: then kneeled it out. So next time I start complaining
Speaker 5: about some bullshit and a total not getting hit, I
Speaker 5: want you to remind me of the luck box that
Speaker 5: I walked into with the South Bama two lane under
Speaker 5: because that was that was God's.
Speaker 3: Gift to Shaneang.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was incredible. Talk about a sweat
Speaker 1: screaming at the TV. Okay, but how many times have
Speaker 1: you guys had bets where we always talk about a
Speaker 1: bad beat. I don't know what the expression is when
Speaker 1: you have like a gift win God, but it's oh,
Speaker 1: you just call it a god win Hellelujah. Okay, just
Speaker 1: like holy fuck. I can't believe that. Because this is
Speaker 1: the anniversary of one of the worst bad beats I
Speaker 1: ever had. What it was Green Bay Packers, Chicago Bears,
Speaker 1: and I, uh, Chester Markle. If he kicks a field goal,
Speaker 1: like I win the bet, I cover, the Bears block it,
Speaker 1: it comes back to Chester Markle. He runs it in
Speaker 1: for a touchdown and I lose the bet that way. No, yes,
Speaker 1: that's a bad beat. That's the one. And they're like
Speaker 1: on the twelve yard line. I got just just kicked
Speaker 1: the field goal. It bounces back to him, Chester Markle
Speaker 1: from Hillsdale College, Like I did research everything.
Speaker 3: He's not even around anymore. Probably not.
Speaker 1: It's got canceled by the fed University of Phoenix. So okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: have you ever had a gift like an incredible like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm actually going to win this bet?
Speaker 2: You don't remember the ones, like, hey, we'll forget about
Speaker 2: that win in a couple of weeks. You remember, you
Speaker 2: remember the losses for sure. I remember one that they
Speaker 2: went into a locker room and I got like Jerome
Speaker 2: Whitehead or whatever the guy's name was, out of locker
Speaker 2: room and shoots foul shots after the game to beat me.
Speaker 2: You know, they're celebrating on the floor and go get him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jerome White, I'm sure you had win.
Speaker 5: The usc usc Matt Leanert double overtime where they had
Speaker 5: to go for two.
Speaker 1: Why do you clim Leonard.
Speaker 5: Because he's a loser, Lanerer, You have fucking French Laner.
Speaker 5: It's Liner Lanert, Leonard Lena ra Okay, it was double overtime,
Speaker 5: they had to go for two. I had plus eight.
Speaker 5: It was good to go. I'm counting the money. Who
Speaker 5: gives a ship They're gonna kick a field goal after
Speaker 5: a touchdown? They went by seven. Nobody cares. I got
Speaker 5: plus eight, pick six, double overtime, run it back, lose
Speaker 5: by ten. Don just fucking done. And that's immediately calling
Speaker 5: the drug dealer saying I need you here now, right now.
Speaker 3: I needed you here ten minutes again.
Speaker 1: Fuck a shrink, I need you right now. You got one.
Speaker 4: I mean I have a good like a good beat
Speaker 4: one which was two years ago? Is the Brown Am
Speaker 4: I even Browns and Stillers? And I think it was.
Speaker 4: It was the spread was four and the Browns are
Speaker 4: down four, or the spread was two and the Browns
Speaker 4: are down four and they on the last kickoff of the.
Speaker 3: Game they get a safety and get two points to
Speaker 3: push did they push it?
Speaker 4: And I was like it was okay, it was sort
Speaker 4: of like kissing your sister a little bit. But I
Speaker 4: was like this, I just assumed, I mean that game
Speaker 4: was over over that there was zero on the clock
Speaker 4: and they got safety and push it to two.
Speaker 1: That leads us to this week, and we lead off
Speaker 1: with our leader bad Larry, where do you want to start?
Speaker 1: L Okay?
Speaker 6: Dan?
Speaker 2: I went, I won a couple of college games, two
Speaker 2: team pieces this week, my Notre Dame minus one and
Speaker 2: a half against mc State, and I'm staying on the
Speaker 2: Rutgers bandwagon. Rutgers minus two and a half against Temple.
Speaker 1: Temples, it's Rutgers minus two.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: When I give you one that I expect the same
Speaker 1: kind of reaction like it. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's right, So I said, thanks, Dan, It's okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I know, but you bitch and moan all the time.
Speaker 1: You think I manipulate these lines here? Okay, what else
Speaker 1: do you have next next?
Speaker 2: Sea? These are all six point two team SEZs, Notre Dame, Rutgers.
Speaker 2: Then James Madison minus a half against Virginia.
Speaker 1: That's give me another half? Thanks, Dan, Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you got Notre Dame NC stayed on that
Speaker 1: one as well, correctly. Okay, any you got another teaser.
Speaker 2: And then I got Wisconsin. I hope in to pick
Speaker 2: them against Washington.
Speaker 1: That's a pick them.
Speaker 5: That's at Wazoo right where?
Speaker 2: And it is at Wazoo? Yeah no, no, thats consin.
Speaker 5: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at my paper and I have Wisconsin capitalized,
Speaker 2: so I'm guessing is that Wisconsin?
Speaker 5: What else?
Speaker 3: Naturally?
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't find my law Tech. I love
Speaker 2: putting LA Tech in teasers, and I couldn't find LA Tech.
Speaker 2: So I went La Lafayette University Louisiana Lafayette and another
Speaker 2: pick against ODU.
Speaker 1: Why are you going against old dominion this year?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: I believe I've always gone again.
Speaker 3: You always Dylan.
Speaker 2: I think Dylan like god you and I didn't. I
Speaker 2: think that might have started.
Speaker 1: James Madison.
Speaker 3: Was the dominion.
Speaker 5: Okay, Larry's jam Jamie, Okay, I love JM You definitely beautiful.
Speaker 2: Campus, beautiful. My youngest went there. That's why I.
Speaker 5: Fell in love with Your youngest went to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he went to That's all all of his kids
Speaker 1: went to yeah, Larry, you're a father of college graduates.
Speaker 2: My oldest one to Notre Dame. That's why I'm betting
Speaker 2: Notre Dame. My youngest went to JMU, my daughter who
Speaker 2: I shipped off to Hireland to see, and he went
Speaker 2: to Loyola Baltimore, great school, three of the great.
Speaker 5: Larry's putting his academic dick on the table.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but Loyola, like all, it doesn't have
Speaker 2: a football team, so I can't even back her.
Speaker 1: Sure if it's described that, Okay, NFL, you got Lai.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know this line has changed since I sent
Speaker 2: this in, so I don't even want to say it.
Speaker 2: I have the Lions. What is the line and a
Speaker 2: half the Lions against the Chiefs tonight? Four and a half?
Speaker 2: Yeah I couldn't. That's fine, I have. I went the Lions.
Speaker 2: I betting my Giants plus three. I'm a little afraid.
Speaker 1: You're getting three and a Cowboys. You're getting got Blaire,
Speaker 1: You're getting three and a half the Giants.
Speaker 2: Now that Dan, Now that's a big half point, a
Speaker 2: huge yeah, massive, that's a huge half point. The other
Speaker 2: ones were meaning was like last week when you go
Speaker 2: over under, was like forty nine and you maybe go
Speaker 2: over forty nine and a half was like seventy five. Nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah that one, that half point didn't matter.
Speaker 1: Continue, l might matter.
Speaker 3: This smells like a Cowboys four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go. Anything else.
Speaker 2: I have the Jag the Jags minus five against the Colts. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying to Jet down.
Speaker 6: We have two.
Speaker 2: You know, I have Wisconsin Notre Dame and JMU a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago for over wins for the season.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna do my two teams, my Jets and Giants.
Speaker 1: These are called futures, Larry, we're doing okay.
Speaker 2: All right, regular season wins then futures.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you have over.
Speaker 2: The Giants at seven and a half and over the
Speaker 2: Jets at whatever? And just have a tough schedule. But
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be rooting for him, so I might as well.
Speaker 2: I'm three units on over Giants and three units on Overjets.
Speaker 1: Okay, just so you know, And it's documented the Jets
Speaker 1: getting it's nine and a half total wins, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: fair enough. That brings us to Shayan Irving.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh, Danny, I got the rebel in two lane
Speaker 5: over sixty seven Iowa State plus three and a half
Speaker 5: versus Iowa every year. I just take the dog in
Speaker 5: this game. I don't give a shit who it is.
Speaker 5: I always take the dog like that.
Speaker 1: That's three and a half. I of stage kidding. By
Speaker 1: the way, Tulane's got a really good quarterback.
Speaker 5: They do, okay, they do. He was just fucking dealing
Speaker 5: last week. And South Bama's got a legit defense, to
Speaker 5: be fair, and Yams got out early.
Speaker 1: But he did have a pick in the game, like
Speaker 1: two can play.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: Then I got the Sooners laying the sixteen against the
Speaker 5: rich coke heads.
Speaker 1: That's that's no. Technically they're noticing smu right right right?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, the cocaine's incredible that campus. I can testify
Speaker 5: to that talent down there. Oh my, got the talent's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: It's better in a su I'll tell you that. It's
Speaker 5: a whole lot of a lot less Sepersphilas in the air.
Speaker 1: Did you hear from Arizona State at all? After your comments?
Speaker 1: Now we're doing an.
Speaker 5: Nil deal the use iPhones, me and Valtrex are hooking
Speaker 5: up penicillin. What else do you have? Shae uh Sooner's
Speaker 5: laying sixteen. We did that, okay, light laying three against
Speaker 5: the Herbert Ghana syphial As State. Yeah yeah. And then
Speaker 5: uh to the professionals, I got the fight in Mayfield
Speaker 5: plus six against the Vikes.
Speaker 1: Everybody going with the Vikings?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Do you love Baker Mayfield Junior the third?
Speaker 5: I do? I like. I like Mayfield and I like
Speaker 5: Evans together. I think it's gonna be magical. And I
Speaker 5: got the Washington Commanders. I'm gonna say that, laying seven
Speaker 5: against the worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 1: Josh Dobbs quarterback in the Cardinals. Yes.
Speaker 5: And then I got Las Vegas Denver under forty four.
Speaker 5: I think I think there's no hope for Russell. I
Speaker 5: think he's gonna retire after this year and start a
Speaker 5: Bible camp.
Speaker 3: You'll probably go right, yeah.
Speaker 5: I will definitely be there front row, just to see
Speaker 5: the truth.
Speaker 1: Have you gone to Bible camp before? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Danny, Oh yeah, oh every summer? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 6: I grew up in church too. It was called a
Speaker 6: vacation Bible school.
Speaker 1: They called it true.
Speaker 5: School for me.
Speaker 3: Propaganda.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here we go, all right? What was based off.
Speaker 5: Nobody here even believes in the afterlife. So I don't
Speaker 5: know why we're talking about it. But none of y'all
Speaker 5: going to be there, how don't we?
Speaker 1: What what proof do you have that there's after.
Speaker 5: It's called faith, Danny. You can google that.
Speaker 1: Belief in what shows up. But if I google afterlife,
Speaker 1: well it depends if you have a Bible open or not.
Speaker 3: Picture of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if there's an afterlife, I've been redeem no you yes, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I got baptized three times, Danny. I'm good. If you're lucky,
Speaker 1: they should have held you under a little bit that
Speaker 1: had been great and you're baptized in Shay and you
Speaker 1: just get baptizing in the river.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kitchen sink for thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: We go to Texas, take me to the river, all right.
Speaker 1: So Bible, Bible school, oh yeah, oh yeah, Danny, what
Speaker 1: do you learn?
Speaker 5: You learn about Jesus, you know, when you learn about
Speaker 5: the disciples, the disciple, the New Testament focus, really New
Speaker 5: Testament focus.
Speaker 1: Why do we need a new What was wrong with
Speaker 1: the old? The old one?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with the old Testament?
Speaker 1: The new ones for us?
Speaker 5: Danny? The old one is h for a different crowd anyway.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 5: That's it? Okay, just me and Jesus gambling hazes Christ
Speaker 5: out Now you've been Is your wife religious? She's agnostic
Speaker 5: mainly because of me, But I think she's open. Okay,
Speaker 5: I've let her know, Like you know, you're going to
Speaker 5: hell and me and the children will be in heaven
Speaker 5: not missing you.
Speaker 3: Are They believers? The little ones?
Speaker 5: Children are a malleable dill. And you believe anything you
Speaker 5: tell them to believe. So you just get them on
Speaker 5: the right path.
Speaker 1: You're good.
Speaker 5: Santa Claus, Santa Claus tooth, fairy, heaven and hell. All
Speaker 5: that you make them believe. They don't choy Epstein. Yeah, Mark,
Speaker 5: Well Epstein didn't kill himself, so yes, Mark, they know
Speaker 5: that too.
Speaker 6: I just one question for Wait, guys, I just got
Speaker 6: one question for DP. Is DP takes a gamble on
Speaker 6: your Wikipedia page?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: I hope not.
Speaker 3: I'm not proud more of an urban addictionary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not proud of this.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, there's there's the paragraph that says the downfall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Speaker 4: All right, here we go, Dylan, Oh my turn. So
Speaker 4: college football Nebraska plus three against Colorado. I am fading
Speaker 4: the buffs every game.
Speaker 3: You're out on Dion, I'm still out.
Speaker 5: I'm not going. I'm so fucking in on.
Speaker 3: Them for doing that to me last week.
Speaker 4: That was my my first parlay appearance on the show,
Speaker 4: and I have to get dusted.
Speaker 1: And Colorado started that they were seven and a half
Speaker 1: point underdog. They were, Yeah, well the season started against the.
Speaker 3: Bron that's a big swing.
Speaker 1: Huge, All right, what else do you have a ton maniac?
Speaker 4: Kansas State minus sixty and a half against Troy. This
Speaker 4: is a total vengeance bet from last year. That was
Speaker 4: actually one of the repeats that was uh, Michigan, it
Speaker 4: was Troy and Marshall. I think, okay, that was that
Speaker 4: the last second, Yeah, bounce off the helmet for a touchdown.
Speaker 3: Mario called me to.
Speaker 4: Gloat about us winning right before that, and I didn't
Speaker 4: answer it, and he sent me a text and I
Speaker 4: read it and it was all fucking over after that,
Speaker 4: and I, oh, thats right.
Speaker 3: I was genuinely mad at him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So k State minus sixteen and a
Speaker 1: half against Troy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually like k State too, Iowa Iowa State under
Speaker 4: thirty six also, I think, uh it was not on
Speaker 4: the record from last week, but I did have the
Speaker 4: Iowa under and it did go under death taxes. Iowa
Speaker 4: under every time, all right, and I'm gonna load up
Speaker 4: three units on that one. Whoa, Okay, I am that
Speaker 4: confident and this one is just perfect. Alabama minus seven
Speaker 4: and a half against Texas, as I said, I'm out
Speaker 4: on Texas completely and Alabama should cover that absolutely.
Speaker 3: No problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's rude and inconsiderate.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
Speaker 5: But I'm scared of the deep ball not being able
Speaker 5: to be completed from Quinn y Ors to Xavier Worthy.
Speaker 5: That's my biggest fear. Yeah, he still can't hit the
Speaker 5: deep ball. He didn't do it against Rice. He can,
Speaker 5: humme it. He's got a live arm. But like that
Speaker 5: deep ball is just missing. If you can't get it
Speaker 5: over the top of Bama, they're coming with everything they
Speaker 5: fucking got on that part.
Speaker 3: They're going to lunch behind the line.
Speaker 5: I'm worried about that.
Speaker 1: I know Alabama. Mine is seven and a half. Yep,
Speaker 1: and it's uh Jalen Milroe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the quarterback of the You can't throw for shit,
Speaker 5: I don't care what the fuck. Damn Olwen says he
Speaker 5: can't throw for ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Steve Sarkesian said that mill Roe is a
Speaker 1: threat that can make every throw in the book.
Speaker 3: No, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: He used to work for save but he's being cute.
Speaker 3: Okay, is there a better job? This is the worst
Speaker 3: quarterback quarterback right?
Speaker 5: Well, no, this is the worst quarterback bab has had
Speaker 5: in the last ten years. For sure. As far as
Speaker 5: arms go, bar Nune worst quarterback. His arms not better
Speaker 5: than Greg McElroy, absolutely not as far as no, no, no,
Speaker 5: not strength, Danny. I'm talking about consistency, accuracy, reading the defense. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Milrose the worst in the last decade.
Speaker 1: Okay, wasn't there Blake Sims?
Speaker 6: Was he think what a national title?
Speaker 5: Dropping fucking dimes? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But then then and then got vaporized into the ether
Speaker 4: after that I ever heard from again?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because the Alabama quarterback fifteen years ago, he's.
Speaker 5: Selling insurance in Birmingham, making a fucking killing.
Speaker 4: I'm sure Jalen Hurts is the only one who's really
Speaker 4: put it like a good name on Alabama quarterbacks.
Speaker 3: But you know what, the NFL, which.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't but question Mark, hold on, Bill Moore, wait,
Speaker 4: hold on, hold on also even worse.
Speaker 6: Wait, Jalen hurts with kind of like Jimmy g They
Speaker 6: they weren't paying him the respect. They were just giving
Speaker 6: him the All he does is win. They always used
Speaker 6: to break out he's twenty three and two as a starter.
Speaker 6: They always did that. Yeah, and then when they got
Speaker 6: Tua in there to save them for the national title,
Speaker 6: then they were like, oh, oh hey, Jalen, Oklahoma's ready
Speaker 6: for another quarterback.
Speaker 1: There he did anything else that you would like to give.
Speaker 4: Us, all right, NFL picks Dan the parlay that we
Speaker 4: did on the show today Dolphins Chargers under fifty one,
Speaker 4: lamar anytime touchdown score and Bill's minus two and a
Speaker 4: half against the Jets pays out plus seven thirty Lions
Speaker 4: Chiefs tonight under fifty three, highest total of the week. No, Kelsey, Yeah,
Speaker 4: no way, he's playing no chance. I smell a close game, okay.
Speaker 4: And it's also four and a half is the line
Speaker 4: they're expecting to.
Speaker 1: Be a close game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I smell it's not like him stinks.
Speaker 1: All right, what else you have?
Speaker 4: Ravens minus ten against the Texans this one. I don't
Speaker 4: smell a close game.
Speaker 1: Damn Well, it's just double Digits.
Speaker 3: But the Ravens love.
Speaker 4: The Ravens love to kick this ship out of They
Speaker 4: always have a one of the worst three teams in
Speaker 4: the NFL. As their first game, and they kicked the
Speaker 4: ship out of them and then they sort of slowly Fadeea.
Speaker 3: Why because I loved ray Lewis when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: Did you have the Ravens in the Super Bowl last year?
Speaker 3: I did? That didn't happen?
Speaker 5: No, it did not. Yeah, you love ray Lewis as
Speaker 5: a kid? Did your parents parent?
Speaker 3: But for his off the field stuff? On the field?
Speaker 5: Innocent? Innocent?
Speaker 1: What else do you have?
Speaker 3: And is my favorite color?
Speaker 5: That that? I believe?
Speaker 3: Fucking what?
Speaker 5: I love it?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 4: Uh, Colts plus five against the Jags, Okay, I'm actually
Speaker 4: very high on Anthony Richardson.
Speaker 5: I think you're very high, period.
Speaker 4: Erroneous and everyone's all over the Jaguars, I do. I
Speaker 4: mean Trevor Lawrence I think is gonna have a good season,
Speaker 4: but I think out of the gates.
Speaker 3: I'll take five points with the Colts, okay.
Speaker 4: And then Packers plus one against the Bears, just because
Speaker 4: I don't care if Rogers isn't there.
Speaker 3: The Bears can't beat the Packers.
Speaker 1: Although we had David Carr on the show today and
Speaker 1: David Carr was all over the Bears and how good
Speaker 1: they are and they win the division.
Speaker 3: He said, justin Field is better than Jalen Hurts. I
Speaker 3: are more talent.
Speaker 1: Throwing the football.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, that one I may disagree with.
Speaker 1: Okay, anything else.
Speaker 3: Shay Giants plus three and a half against So.
Speaker 5: You and Larry are both taking the Hagantes plus three
Speaker 5: and a half, which it would actually I was gonna say,
Speaker 5: let me hit Cowboys minus three and a half. Put
Speaker 5: that on the record.
Speaker 3: You taking that just sealed their faith.
Speaker 5: No, watch, just fucking watch.
Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be added? Shane Irving the
Speaker 1: podcast wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen to
Speaker 1: Shane Irving. Uh. He and his wife have patched things up.
Speaker 1: Everything is on the road to recovery. And uh, I'm
Speaker 1: getting fed again, Danny.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 5: We had Uh we had grilled clams with a butter
Speaker 5: parsley sauce and a what else did she make? A
Speaker 5: beat salad with pepper chili flakes from the Farmer's Market?
Speaker 1: Okay, what Larry? You got something saying?
Speaker 2: What a beat? I quit?
Speaker 5: You know what. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't. I know I was gonna win this fear factor,
Speaker 2: but I can't eat that.
Speaker 5: You ain't coming over there. Don't worry, Larry, I got it.
Speaker 4: I got a text from one of my friends last
Speaker 4: week and he's like, does that fucking psycho actually put
Speaker 4: mozzarella on his steak and cheese sandwich?
Speaker 3: And that's the only thing why he'll eat cheese slice steak.
Speaker 2: It's wasn't bad slice steak. I might go get one
Speaker 2: of them right now.
Speaker 5: You just reminded me fucking hungry, hungry hippop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I am very bad. I'm not a good eater. Eat
Speaker 2: one meal a day and that's it.
Speaker 5: Your doctor must hate you.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you had a physical there? Out
Speaker 1: of what a physical?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's got to be a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should probably do a drive by and just
Speaker 1: let him give you a once over.
Speaker 5: I had a physical this morning, Danny, did you did you?
Speaker 5: Did your wife ask you to get it? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 5: the roommate demanded it. It's something to do with life
Speaker 5: insurance and death and her whatever it happened to. You
Speaker 5: guys are going to be together in heaven. So what's
Speaker 5: it matter? Like anostick, Danny. So it might be single
Speaker 5: in heaven.
Speaker 1: Oh, but you're going to have the kids there with you.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, there's step moms in heaven.
Speaker 4: Come on, it's called there's step moms yet, right my
Speaker 4: stepmom hasn't been born.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Larry, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to condemn Shay to hell for eternity.
Speaker 2: But say you believe you believe in purgatory, right.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not Catholic, Larry. Purgatory is made up.
Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna spend a lot of time in purgatory.
Speaker 1: Its purgatory, not purscatory.
Speaker 5: I would love to spend time, but the roommate won't
Speaker 5: let me spend any more time with purgatory.
Speaker 3: So purgatory it is purpose, Larry.
Speaker 1: Are you going to heaven.
Speaker 2: If there is one? I'm certainly, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm literally surrounded by you know, we don't. If there's
Speaker 1: no proof that there's.
Speaker 5: Heaven, proof, you need proof. You need proof. The sun
Speaker 5: rises need proof, the clouds are in the sky. I
Speaker 5: need proof, proof that the freaking sky is blue. You
Speaker 5: need proof for all that. Yes, I got zero ft,
Speaker 5: zero face. I get to see the clouds.
Speaker 1: People. Why is the sky blue?
Speaker 3: Danny is the atmosphere?
Speaker 1: Nobody knows. Oh, that's the answer, because.
Speaker 3: Of God and the Northeast. People here read nonfiction books.
Speaker 1: So Marvin will join you in heaven.
Speaker 5: You know what I can't wait for? I can't wait
Speaker 5: for the parlegates. And they say, Shay, we appreciate all
Speaker 5: that you try to do to save those hethens, but
Speaker 5: they're not going to be here. And now you're gonna
Speaker 5: get a much bigger house and the rest of these
Speaker 5: show they have a house up there, big old house.
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, golf cart, golf cart, you don't have
Speaker 5: to walk anywhere.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get to the prolegates and they're gonna be like,
Speaker 4: we're gonna have to do a piss and.
Speaker 3: Hair test for you. To get.
Speaker 5: Hair test. I'm gonna fail.
Speaker 6: Yes, Mark, Well that's all we got for Dan patrickticks again.
Speaker 6: I mean, unless you guys want to keep going.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, we should probably we should probably just shut
Speaker 1: it down. We're behind you.
Speaker 3: Just shut it down, shut it down.
Speaker 6: Wait, the real question is will we have any clip.
Speaker 1: That's usable for tomorrow's show? Yes, I'll leave that up
Speaker 1: to you. I could get Liberty. University starts sponsoring us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's an upstanding organization.
Speaker 1: Only the fallwell guy comes back.
Speaker 3: He's like hiding in the mountains.
Speaker 1: His son, another son, the one who let his pants down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the one, the one who met that pool boy
Speaker 5: in Miami.
Speaker 2: That he's.
Speaker 1: Had drugs on him for sure. No, we don't know that.
Speaker 1: I do know that we're gonna shut it down. That's it.
Speaker 1: We're all done. Dan Patrick takes again. Okay, Larry, all right.
Speaker 2: Larry, I'm saying thanks Dan, good luck. Guys.
Speaker 1: Alright, we'll talk to you next week.