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Speaker 1: Another on the twenties to me, I'm this is Steve Hey,

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Speaker 1: new guy. What's up? Um? Not much cruises. This is

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Speaker 1: Casey over in sales. You're the new guy, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I started this week. Let's below this pop

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Speaker 1: stand and go get some top us what tapas? You know,

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Speaker 1: like that Mexican appetizer. Man, you want to get some topas, buddy? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't go on lunch for a little while.

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Speaker 1: And I mean I brought my own lunch. Probably what

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't go out. You packed your own lunch, like

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Speaker 1: in a brown bag or something with you some kind

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Speaker 1: of square new guy. You're hilarious. I like you man

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Speaker 1: gone some topic, you know, man? I mean I know

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Speaker 1: I'd put a while and say I had a job.

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Speaker 1: I was an employed for a while, so you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of trying to save money wherever, right right right, right,

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Speaker 1: right right whatever. Uh. So, Hey, I stopped by your

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Speaker 1: desk a little while ago to say hi, and I

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Speaker 1: just want to tell you I got next. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure I follow you. There was a picture

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Speaker 1: of some hot piece of a next to your computer.

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Speaker 1: I know you ain't hitting that new guy. So, uh

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Speaker 1: is that like your sister or something? That? Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: a picture of my whoa new guy? Relax there, buddy,

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Speaker 1: I'm just pitching you. Okay, that's how it works here,

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Speaker 1: all right. Man, Casey just pitched you a big pilash

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Speaker 1: and you should hit that out of the park. All right? Yeah, sure, whatever, dude. Look,

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of stuff I gotta get done,

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Speaker 1: and I'm really kind of falling behind her. I don't

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Speaker 1: whether I really have time to be pitching with Casey.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should grow a pair and come meet me

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Speaker 1: for top us. Huh, new guy, Look, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been to this office very long. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how you guys do things. But you know I'm

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Speaker 1: used to staying at my desk and doing my job

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Speaker 1: until it's time to punch out. All right, I got

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Speaker 1: some advice for your new guy. Nobody works around here.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Look here, new guy, why

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Speaker 1: do you think you haven't met me yet? I'm never

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Speaker 1: at work. I'm out all day eating tapas, getting paid

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Speaker 1: and getting laid all in the company dying brother, that's

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Speaker 1: how you do it, all right. Listen, Casey, what is

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Speaker 1: with you and tapas? Man, what's with you and not tapas?

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Speaker 1: Come on, Mexican appetizers, all those great Mexican treats, just smaller.

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Speaker 1: Come get some topas with me, new guy. All right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to put this any more plainly, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have tapas with you. Hey, new guy, Look,

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Speaker 1: stop calling me new guy. Okay, my name is Steve.

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Speaker 1: You into threesomes? You know, one plus one plus one

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Speaker 1: equals fun? You know that? What the hell kind of

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Speaker 1: question is that? Man? This is not appropriate work conversation.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about it on your office phone. Everybody's gonna

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Speaker 1: hear it. Everybody's gonna hear it. Well, how is everybody

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Speaker 1: gonna hear it? What? What are you You're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: them that we talked about three simones on the office phone. No,

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Speaker 1: they're just gonna listen to moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah? Your co

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Speaker 1: workers set you up. Oh. I move in here for

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Speaker 1: like three days and they already are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: They said, welcome to the office place. Oh, my God,

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Speaker 1: and they want to see if you want to get

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Speaker 1: tapas for lunch today. I am never having tapas the

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Speaker 1: rest of my life. Wake up every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: Phone tap weekday mornings on the twenty six mo