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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry letter. Here's the subject

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Speaker 1: for today. My wife is living like she's single, living

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Speaker 1: my bathline right now. The nephew is here though. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with today's praying phone call. What you got for us? Now?

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Speaker 1: Brand spanking new this one. It's called triple cast and

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Speaker 1: free people pass and they can. You know, the family

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Speaker 1: might not have enough money, Paul them Cass, just one

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Speaker 1: can triple can three people one came the concept, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this can work some money they can listen Jens Mortuary,

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Speaker 1: help you. Hey, how you doing? Are you calping? How

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Speaker 1: you doing? My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. UM,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling. We've got somebody that has passed actually three

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Speaker 1: people we passed away. I thank you for that man.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of expected, so you know, it wasn't

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Speaker 1: something that caught us off guard. But you know, but

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Speaker 1: all in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing

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Speaker 1: our loved ones. But but I wanted to give you

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Speaker 1: all the call. We're trying to um pick a particular

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Speaker 1: funeral home on who we want to um take care. Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we can definitely help you with that. And uh, once again,

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Speaker 1: I just want to to you know, just let you

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Speaker 1: know that we can pretty much do the whole game

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Speaker 1: that we we can make sure that your need to

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Speaker 1: taken from you know, from from now on. Um, we're

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Speaker 1: here for you. Just want to get that out. What

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Speaker 1: is your mean need? Uh? You said three people? Sir? Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

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Speaker 1: customized caskets. Yes, we do go plating, uh, engraving. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We even have a new thing where we can put

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Speaker 1: the picture of the personality outside like a semi gloss

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Speaker 1: coating a couple of hours. Yeah, I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: need that all. No goal or nothing like that. Listen,

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Speaker 1: listen what I wanna do. Is it any way that

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Speaker 1: you could maybe uh customize a casket that can accommodate

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Speaker 1: three people? Um? Uh yes, like we we we can.

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Speaker 1: We can customize each individual casket for each individual family. No, no, Calvin,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to ask. What I'm saying is if

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Speaker 1: I want to like like I like I said, deep,

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Speaker 1: my could they was all close? You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: have a problem with all three of them being in

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Speaker 1: the same casket. I get you. Um uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: to my knowledge is as far as I've been in

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Speaker 1: this business, I've never Uh, I'm not really sure we

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Speaker 1: can actually do that. I mean, I mean, but what's

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Speaker 1: the problem. If we can get them all in there,

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Speaker 1: we'll serve I mean, I think that's a I don't

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Speaker 1: even think for one, it's legal in the state or

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Speaker 1: any state, three people in one casket, um, and ethics wise,

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Speaker 1: I I, uh, that's not really something that how can

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Speaker 1: I say that we actually you know, but if you

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Speaker 1: customizing a casket, Calvin, then you ought to be able

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Speaker 1: to put there's many people in there, if you make

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Speaker 1: it deep enough and wide enough to get three people

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Speaker 1: in there, right, Well, the customization is is the outer

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Speaker 1: side of the casket and maybe you know some people

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Speaker 1: uh even put TV screens on the inside or some

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Speaker 1: of their their their loved ones, memorable mementos. We customize

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Speaker 1: it for that, you know. Color wise. Uh so what

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Speaker 1: about when when is a person real big uh you know,

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Speaker 1: a heaven said person. You know, you gotta have a

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Speaker 1: casket that's can accommodate them. Right. But okay, so so

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Speaker 1: you ought to be to put you ought to be

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Speaker 1: able to put three people in one casket if they

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Speaker 1: can fit. If you put to one way in one

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Speaker 1: other way, then you ought to be able to have

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Speaker 1: all three of them in there one time. Um, is

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Speaker 1: there anybody else around you and your family that can

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Speaker 1: help talk uh with me about this? I'm talking right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get I'm trying to accommodate my cousins

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Speaker 1: and get them straight. And I'm asking you can we

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Speaker 1: get them in a casket, that one casket that can

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Speaker 1: accommodate three people if you put two pillars on one

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Speaker 1: end one pillar. That's not something we're really uh that

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Speaker 1: ain't just used to doing, Calvin. But I'm calling you

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Speaker 1: telling you that's the way I want this customized. Man. Brother, Look, brother, brother,

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Speaker 1: just just chill out with custard, all right. So we're

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Speaker 1: trying to get three people. Yeah, I have a standard plane.

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Speaker 1: It would be a low end standard plane for three

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Speaker 1: individual caskets. We ain't got we all have enough money

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Speaker 1: for three individual caskets. I keep telling you that we

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Speaker 1: got room for one casket. We we just need to

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Speaker 1: big enough, man, so you could get everybody in then

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Speaker 1: close the dope. I'm not I'm not I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go back and forth with you, sir. I know

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Speaker 1: this is a time. Then you ain't gonna go back

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Speaker 1: and forth with me. Building to our knees. I can

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Speaker 1: bear my family. I don't really know what to tell you, sir,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just really trying to help. I'm trying. Don't

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Speaker 1: you tell me you're gonna get three people in the

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Speaker 1: casket looking good. We cannot do that. You houlding that? Man.

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Speaker 1: So I'm the one going through bereathing. I understand that,

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Speaker 1: but you are, you're you use the foul language. We

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Speaker 1: can't do it, brother, you hear me? Not not no?

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Speaker 1: No hold on my cousin. Them said they want to

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Speaker 1: do no sir. No, okay. Look, look hey man, y'all

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Speaker 1: gonna bury these three people and you're gonna put all

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Speaker 1: three of them in the same damn can to two

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Speaker 1: on one, one on one in and one on the other. One. Man, sir,

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Speaker 1: if you're drinking, ain't nobody let me tell you something. Man,

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Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Your name Calvin, right, yes, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: so Calvi Calvin, let me say this to you. Either

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Speaker 1: y'are gonna bury my cousin. Is the way I want

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Speaker 1: or Calvin, you're gonna get your Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 1: That's what's going now now not now, that's it right there, sir.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to be as professional as I can

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Speaker 1: this whole conversation. It's as crazy as it is. But

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Speaker 1: now nothing crazy about no, no, no, no. I told

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Speaker 1: you I want you to bury my cousin. Come on

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Speaker 1: down here. I got some place to put your body

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Speaker 1: and your cousin's body. How about that? Huh? Yeah? Because

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Speaker 1: you know you don't sound too damn confident. You don't

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Speaker 1: sound too confident, Calvin. I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, this ain't the place

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Speaker 1: and I'm not the one you will be in the

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Speaker 1: ground messing with us. Matter fact. If you come here,

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Speaker 1: you up? How about that? Okay? Calvin? Okay, Calvin, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna be

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Speaker 1: down there to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me.

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Speaker 1: Who it's Tommy? Huh? This is nephew tim Me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby, you just got prank, Calvin, Yo,

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Speaker 1: y'all have me ready to whipbody? Lets tell y'all, I

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Speaker 1: just want to move Reginald. That works. Yes, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: i'a Reggie. You bet watch what you drink? You watch

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Speaker 1: with your team. I'm on your to revenge. Hey, Calvin,

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Speaker 1: give me this man, what's the baddest and I mean

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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you know

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Speaker 1: it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all got

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Speaker 1: got me? Got me, y'all ain't with me. I'm just

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Speaker 1: like two bodies this boy, one body this way, hand

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Speaker 1: to flip, three different pillars. We work that thing. Three

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Speaker 1: bodies in the cast. Yeah, well you're probably gonna need ten.

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Speaker 1: J You're probably gonna need five on each side. Roller,

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Speaker 1: But you saved some money, Jay Dolly like like CASKI

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Speaker 1: bunk beds for three people. I got a better idea.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and let me just put them in there fold.

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Speaker 1: Thank you enough. Up next is my Strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: subject to my wife is living like she's single. I'm

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Speaker 1: living my best. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.