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Speaker 1: It's another Jubi mobile CARTI telling this is Matthew. How

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Speaker 1: can I help? Yeah? What up this? Poop? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Could you repeat that? Yeah? My name is Pook p

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Speaker 1: double Okay, my mom calls me Clarence, but y'all could

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Speaker 1: call me poop. What up? Okay, mister poop? How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah? I was called by a job

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Speaker 1: opportunity I saw. But hey, yo, yo, I just heard

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Speaker 1: your voice. What you got wrong with it? My voice? Oh?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with my voice? Wife? Now, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got something wrong with your voice. I'm sorry. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't quite catch you. Like it sounds real funny,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, Hey, normal voice, you

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Speaker 1: got something wrong with it? I'm Irish, so you're probably

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Speaker 1: detecting a little hint of an accent. And you said

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Speaker 1: you got what I said. I'm Irish. I have an accent.

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Speaker 1: Oh yo, I ain't never talked to one of them before.

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Speaker 1: You've never talked to anyone from Irland ever before? Nah? Hey, hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: so you Irish? Ya? That's the truth. Word? Well there

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Speaker 1: you go. Hey, Hey, can y'all say some phrases? And no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say Irish phrases I'm at work crazy. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: just say something about a blarney stone and I'll let

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Speaker 1: you alone. Like, let me just say something, Hey, just

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Speaker 1: say blarney stone. Can we please just get back to

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Speaker 1: why you called? How can I help you? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: was trying to get back to why we called, but

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Speaker 1: then y'all hit me with that Irish accent. Now I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the up? What can I help you with?

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Speaker 1: Y'all can help me with saying to wear a blarney stone,

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Speaker 1: like two times? I'm not doing that all right? One time? Then? No,

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Speaker 1: all right, half, just give me blarnie that's all I need,

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Speaker 1: or stone, whichever one you prefer. Mother could just give

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Speaker 1: me stone or blarnie. That's it. What is your problem?

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Speaker 1: Why are you picking on me? I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: do my job, y'all. I ain't picking on you. I'm

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Speaker 1: just interested in you, you know. Oh fine, just tell

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Speaker 1: me why you called, if you don't have to talk

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Speaker 1: about my accent, all right, all right? The reason I called,

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Speaker 1: The reason I called was because I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: y'all had any information on a blarney stone. Mother, That

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Speaker 1: is not why you called. You said, earlier that you

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Speaker 1: called about a Joba Blarney Stone. No, no, no, you

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Speaker 1: cannot change it now, Okay, now that you know I'm Irish,

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Speaker 1: don't change it. Yeah wait ay, hey, wait a second,

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Speaker 1: y'all don't want to talk to me about being Irish

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Speaker 1: because you are leprochon. Huh dude, it's left con, left con.

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Speaker 1: How do you not know that every American knows? Hey, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: you always mess up on Sam Patty's Day instead of

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Speaker 1: it's saying Patty Hey, what do y'all say? What Saint

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Speaker 1: Patty's Day? Like Sam pat the patron Saints of Ireland's. Oh,

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Speaker 1: now you are some real Irish patrons. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what that means. Like, what did you y'all did

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Speaker 1: y'all just insult me? No, it's a Catholic country, so

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Speaker 1: we have patron saints. Yo. I had this one hood

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Speaker 1: round this one time. She gave me patron saints bad.

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Speaker 1: I had to get a shot for it, and I

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Speaker 1: had patron saints everywhere. What do you mean you got

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Speaker 1: a shot for it? I mean patron saints? What the

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Speaker 1: hell are you on? The most? What am I on? Yo?

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Speaker 1: I'm sober? I have to be quarter appointed. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, so I ain't on anything. You're

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Speaker 1: all the same, dude, Why can't you just respect other

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Speaker 1: people's cultures? Learn a little bit about it first, you know. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to respect you.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying, like, I hope you're wrapping up

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Speaker 1: so you don't get patron Saints and Patron Saints is

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Speaker 1: not an STD. Patron thing of Ireland is Saint Patrick

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Speaker 1: because he ridded Ireland of snakes. Y'all got snakes over there? No,

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Speaker 1: we don't have snakes. You rid Ireland of snakes? Oh

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Speaker 1: so is that how y'all got the STDs over there?

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Speaker 1: You had snakes bring him in? Look, Yo, that's why

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Speaker 1: I don't trust anybody with a snake. Every time I

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Speaker 1: see some up with a snake, I've been saying this

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Speaker 1: since I was a kid. I say that Muff's got

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Speaker 1: a snake. He got an STD for show. You can't

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Speaker 1: even get an STD from a snake. Yo, I had one.

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Speaker 1: You had a STD from a snake? Yeah, Ball Constrictor

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Speaker 1: was all herpied up. Okay, you know what I'm done.

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Speaker 1: That's it. I'm finished. Whatever you need anymore, not for me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're driving me insane. Josh, shouldn't get insane. It's a

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Speaker 1: frank phone call, man, it's a joke. What I'm just

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Speaker 1: can't meet you. What are you talking about? I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Your brother Tom

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Speaker 1: set you up? What? Yeah, your brother told me that

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Speaker 1: since you moved to America, a lot of people bug

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Speaker 1: you about your accent and it gets annoying. So I

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Speaker 1: thought I didn't know you about it too. Oh my yeah, hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: just say Blarney Stone like one time, one time? Oh,

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Speaker 1: getting Blarney Stone. Yeah, there it is Blarney Stone, mother

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Speaker 1: of every Morning within five