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Speaker 1: Eddie and I know the least about the sports. But

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Speaker 1: I am in alpha male, believe it or not. And

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Speaker 1: on the weekends there's one thing I do and it

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Speaker 1: whoa bus and baseball broads. I haven't heard broads in years. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of bees because that was our motto. We planned this

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Speaker 1: But our shirt was gonna say kan kun, It's all

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Speaker 1: Did you guys ever? I guess that's raised but lunch.

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Speaker 1: fourth inning. Now, all of a sudden, the phone calls

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Speaker 1: Don't call him uff? Right, you can't call your sister muff.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand you can't call her muff? Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: We're not talking Aboutmuff anymore. It's tough for me to

420
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 1: not carry over segments. Okay, So I'm going to the

421
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: pool and I'm chilling, having fun, and then I gotta

422
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: go back because Bezer is about to get home from work.

423
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 1: She doesn't like it when I'm just down at the

424
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 1: pool when she's home. So I'm like, all right, let's go,

425
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 1: let's hurry up and get home. She's about to be there.

426
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes I take the stairs, sometimes I take the elevator.

427
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 1: We're on the fourth floor. It's very easy to take

428
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: the stairs, but it's more convenient to take the elevator.

429
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 1: It's not that I'm being lazy. So I jump on

430
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: the elevator and it's a very short ride. It's four

431
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: floors and it's me and at the last second, a

432
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: lady probably thirties gets on with a dog or dog

433
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: just went the bathroom. She jumps on the elevator. Hey,

434
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: look like a service dog coach. Right, No, that's just

435
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: the strap she had on it. It was a good

436
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: little collar. So she jumps on the elevator. How's it going, Yeah, Sizzan, yep,

437
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: I live here. Oh you live here two? Oh fourth

438
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 1: floor too awesome. Oh you got pool of You must

439
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 1: be rich. Oh yeah, I'm kind of rich. I'm wealthy.

440
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Cool. Alright, so we're on the some

441
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: people call me Sizzle. Uh sorry, my shirts off. I

442
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: was at the pool. You know, you know how it goes.

443
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my girls get down there in the floss

444
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: you know, the Dennists office, at the Ennis's office. All right,

445
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: so we're on the elevator. We go up four floors.

446
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: Once we get to the fourth floor, it's you can tell,

447
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:13,360
Speaker 1: it's bing bing bing bing. We hit the fourth bing,

448
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 1: So the door is about to open, right, Nope, boom boom,

449
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: it drops about two ft. Well it dropped. Yes, it's

450
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: a feeling that I can compare to, uh, turbulence on

451
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: an airplane. It was something at like that a roller

452
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: coaster ride, if you will. But it was quick. It

453
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: was brief. But do the lights flash on and off

454
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: like they do in the movies, you know, like whenever

455
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: someone baden the elevator happens and always like the lights

456
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: go out and then they come back on. No, lights

457
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: were still at full blast. I believe we have an

458
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,959
Speaker 1: air conditioner on it as well. So it was pumping

459
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 1: and the elevator music has continued. Me and her look

460
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 1: at each other and I go, Yep, this thing definitely

461
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,080
Speaker 1: just got stuck, and she goes, yeah, it definitely just

462
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,040
Speaker 1: got stuck. And so then I go over to the

463
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: buttons and hit the buttons. None of them work, so

464
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: you hit four, but nothing happens. We realize, okay, we're

465
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,959
Speaker 1: on a stuck elevator. Immediately it comes to you without

466
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: even thinking twice about it, we both go yep, stuck elevator. Awesome.

467
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,640
Speaker 1: So without even thinking I'm staying within she was a

468
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 1: fast actor. She hit the little call button. Thought you

469
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: were gonna call the cops, but no, no, So she

470
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,160
Speaker 1: does that and I go, okay, perfect, So I stepped back,

471
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: let her handle it. She seems like she's doing well.

472
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 1: You call the phone person. They're very, very sweet, and

473
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: immediately they know you're in danger. And the lady on

474
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: the other line goes, oh, my gosh, I know you

475
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: guys might be panicking. It's probably a very stressful situation.

476
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna send help right away. It's a contracted work.

477
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: We have your address on file. They'll be there in

478
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 1: the next twenty minutes. I know you guys are probably

479
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: freaking out. Don't just just relax and take deep breaths.

480
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: And we it had just happened to us. We've only

481
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: been deep breath, We've only been stuck for thirty seconds.

482
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: And so me and her are both like, well, I'm good,

483
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: I'm not worried. What Those people are more panic than us.

484
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: So she hangs up, and then the where this starts,

485
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: So coach, hold on before you go into the awkwardness,

486
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: real real quick. I have four kids, and every time

487
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: we get an elevator, I'm it never fails. They hit

488
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: the call button, and they call every time, and they

489
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: always start with is this an emergency or was it

490
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: an accident? Did they ask you that? I believe they

491
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: assumed it was an emergency right away. Good good call.

492
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, they didn't ask about the accident thing. They

493
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: already assumed we're in crazy danger. Wow, okay, carry on.

494
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: So then you know, once you get off the phone,

495
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,479
Speaker 1: do you immediately tell her just so you know, I'm married,

496
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: funny coach? But no, And uh, I was at the

497
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: point that's question. Yeah, you you would like to make

498
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: sure everybody knows. So I just want to know if

499
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: she knew, if she knew like, hey, there's nothing going

500
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: to happen between us and this elevator. Well, and I

501
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: think she said something about her boyfriend pretty quick. And

502
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: then that's also when I followed with all my wife,

503
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: I'll call her. So we both knew we were in

504
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: a relationship. It's not like we're gonna have some like

505
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: romantic scene from a movie where well, but coach, hold on,

506
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 1: coach you whenever there's bad turbulence on a plane, it

507
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: crosses everyone's mind like this could be the last minute

508
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 1: on Earth. Do I start making out with a girl

509
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: next to me. Was that a thought came head? No, coach, Um,

510
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,719
Speaker 1: I am married coach. And it was only four floors,

511
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: So even if the thing tanked to the entire basement,

512
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have died. Okay, four floors

513
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: is a long way. I think. I think you had

514
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: been a goner. Uh. I see the four flour every

515
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: day from my patio, and I've thought about it before.

516
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: I could jump break a couple of leggs. I wouldn't die.

517
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: Thought about it before. Un he's thought, He's contemplated, Well,

518
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: that's funny you thought about that. Because in college, my

519
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: roommate John, he used to think about things he would

520
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: do for a million dollars. And we had a dorm

521
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 1: that was five stories high, I think, and he was like,

522
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 1: I think I could jump off the roof of this

523
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: and live for a million dollars in the socket. I

524
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: don't think you can make it. I don't think you

525
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: can make it from the fifth floor of the fourth floor.

526
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: I think, you, God, that'd be tough, but go ahead,

527
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: you would. You would just probably never be able to

528
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: walk again or whatever. So I start to do my

529
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: videos because I think, Uh, the first thing that comes

530
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: to my head and impossible show prep. If I get

531
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: some audio, maybe it's funny, maybe it's not. So I

532
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: just which coach? Which coach is so obvious, it's so

533
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: awkward when you're doing that with the person right next

534
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: to you. Yes, because she just took her dog into

535
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I belief she finished her her job. She

536
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: was in jeans and uh, spaghetti strap shirt. I was

537
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: there with her for forty five minutes, so I did

538
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: see what she's wanting. Don't ruin it. You already gave

539
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: away the ending. Oh yeah, coach, all right, we're done.

540
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't need we don't need to the

541
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: rest of the story because we know you got out

542
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: all right, great, how because of what you just said,

543
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: I was only in there for forty five minutes. Okay,

544
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: see that's why I'm not a ghost it um. Anyways,

545
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: So me and her are there, I'm doing videos kind

546
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: of being funny guys. She immediately goes serious mode. She's

547
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: texting her friends. Boyfriend I believe called a couple of

548
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: times she would kind of get go at my stuff,

549
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: but it only last about ten minutes, and then she

550
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: was just tired of my crap. So I would have

551
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: kicked yours like two seconds. And I'm laying on the floor.

552
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing videos like I'm here for two minutes. I'm exhausted.

553
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: I may die. And then at that point she's not

554
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: even laughing anymore. And so then I go, hey, we

555
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: should do a selfie. She mustered up a smile, but

556
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: she was not happy. Her dog is I gotta give

557
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: credit to dogs. Immediately starts sniffing the How can I

558
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: get out of this elevator her? She goes to the phone. Me,

559
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: I go to the Instagram. The dog goes, Okay, that's

560
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,360
Speaker 1: a crack. Okay, I believe her. On the fourth floor,

561
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: I can put my nose right here, and I can

562
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: smell more oxygen if I need it. Dog already is

563
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: on survival mode. Props to animals. So I'm doing more

564
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: videos and then I hear something outside of the elevator

565
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: and I go, oh my god, it a bear. No,

566
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: it was Bay whoa You hadn't called her yet? No?

567
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: She He did call her a couple of times, and

568
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: she came. She left work early to get there to

569
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: rescue him. Oh my gosh, I bet she was worried.

570
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: Six she was. I was texting here. Didn't know if

571
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: some of the texts were going through I did the

572
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: videos were loading not loading, so I didn't know what

573
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: she was seeing and what she wasn't. But she was

574
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: aware of the situation. And when I heard her voice though,

575
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: I knew that we were on the fourth floor. We

576
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: had just overshot it or undershot it by about two feet.

577
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: But I could hear her talking, why couldn't you be

578
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: on the second floor and her just take the stairs.

579
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: I assumed that she went on our floor, which was

580
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: the fourth, instead of going to the second floor, which

581
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: is the one we shot up from. So she's there,

582
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: and I think there's already technicians on the outside because

583
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: I can hear some hammering or banging. Maybe it was

584
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: a random person, but I believe it was the tech

585
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: working on it. So we're about twenty five minutes in.

586
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: I hear Bay's voice. I'm feeling a little bit relieved.

587
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: The lady Michelle, I don't know if she's okay with

588
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: me using her name. I think she is. Michelle was fine,

589
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: gave me fake laughs. At this point, she's done with me.

590
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: She's sworn me off. I believe the dog's name was Patsy.

591
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 1: She didn't Patsy near me. They were like in their

592
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: own corner. I'm laying on the elevator floor, sprawled out

593
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: like I don't have much laugh And and she had

594
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: a dinner to go to. She had a boyfriend. Maybe

595
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: they were planning this all day about coming home hooking up.

596
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. But she was not happy at all

597
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: in that elevator. And and if I did film her,

598
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: it took everything out of her to give some sort

599
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: of a fake smile look at me. She wasn't about

600
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: the camera. Okay, did you give her like I asked

601
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: for permission? Hey, can I get you on camera? Just

602
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: do it. I'm sure that had a little to do

603
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: with it. Okay, how did you handle the dog? You

604
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: know you're not a big dog fan, and she did

605
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: have a little dog in there, and you were acting

606
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: like you were best friends with it. I did that

607
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: for the video. The dog was shockingly nice, and I

608
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,239
Speaker 1: was able to touch its nuzzle and it came up

609
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: against and I was able to So, guys, it is

610
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: about thirty minutes in. I've petted the dog. I've done

611
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: some videos. The battery on microphones draining a little bit.

612
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: This has got to start to come to an end.

613
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: And most importantly, I got on the elevator having to

614
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: take a piss. No times that by thirty minutes, Guys,

615
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: I almost about to piss myself. That would have been

616
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: awesome on Instagram as also, you gotta pee even more

617
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: because you got your shirt off. The a C is pumping.

618
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: Oh would have been And she goes, well, my dog

619
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 1: just and sometimes I carry the on the elevator with

620
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: me throw it away in my apartment. She goes, but,

621
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: thank goodness, I threw that away downstairs. I found a

622
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: trash can where I can throw the in. So she's

623
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: the real MVP. And I asked her, Hey, if I

624
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: did take a piss, what like, do you have something?

625
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: And she said she had the bags, she had her

626
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: dog crap bags that she could give me and then

627
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: I could take up. What did you tell her she

628
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: had to turn around? Yeah, I would have gone in

629
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: a corner, but that was probably another twenty minutes out.

630
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: So worried about the thirty five minute mark. I've heard

631
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: Bay's voice. There's some hammering. The elevator music is there's

632
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: hammering going on. There were loud noises. I don't know

633
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: specifically if the guy had a hammer in his hand.

634
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: It might have been a wrench. It might have been

635
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: a screwdriver. It might have been an Alan wrench, it

636
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: may have been a jackhammer. I don't know. We just

637
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: know WMM and her. If you guys saw the instagram,

638
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: very nice girl similar ages, Uh, nice looking girl. I

639
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: couldn't have asked for a better person to be trapped

640
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: in an elevator with, with the exception that she really

641
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to me and only fake smiled.

642
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: So we're about the thirty five minute mark, and guys,

643
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: I've got to take a piss. I am strongly considering,

644
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: and I think so if I just start pissing in

645
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: the corner this elevator, are management gonna assume me? Are

646
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: they gonna find me a couple hundred dollars? Or is

647
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: it an emergency situation where you're allowed to pee in

648
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: an elevator? Do you want an answer? Guys, I think

649
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: you can pee in the elevator and you may get

650
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: charged with indecent exposure if she pressed his charges. But

651
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're stuck in the elevator, dude. You

652
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: gotta do what you gotta do. Okay, We're at about

653
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: the fort At any point, did you think about did

654
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: you try to climb up and knocked the ceiling out

655
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: like they do in the movie? Yes, Mission impossible. That's

656
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: how they get out of the elevators. Say it's it's

657
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: amazing how in the movies it's so easy just to

658
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: push the roof of the elevator off. Now that you

659
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: bring that up, that would have been hilarious Instagram video

660
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: if I would have lifted her up and she would

661
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: have touched the top tiles, because if you would have

662
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: touched her, she would have murdered you. I kept my

663
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: six ft neither of us had masks on, but she

664
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: still acted like the pandemic was going on and would

665
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: not even come near. Like when I did the the selfie,

666
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: she was probably twelve feet away from me. I was like, um,

667
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: can you get in frame? I can't even get you

668
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: in this selfie. So we're it's about forty minute mark.

669
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm strongly considering going the bathroom in one of her

670
00:33:52,040 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: green bags. And then the elevator opens slowly. It wasn't

671
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: a typical open. It's like like someone was opening it. Yes,

672
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: just like that coach. And we look and there's about

673
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: a two foot ledge, which do I want to make

674
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: it sound dramatic or not? Coach two ft you already

675
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: said it, that's like two shoes something. I didn't know

676
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: if we're gonna have to climb out with, if it's

677
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: gonna be something like that. But then it opens up

678
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, we can easily get out of this. Okay.

679
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: So did they sit down ropes to Tirounson and shimming

680
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: you up over two ft? I'm like, doing it for Instagram?

681
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: But then she just pops right up and the dog

682
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 1: wouldn't go. She comes back in, gets the dog, and

683
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: and management was was I don't know if they knew.

684
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: I guess they knew how long we were in there,

685
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: but I mean they were kind of celebrating. I mean

686
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: to them, they were happy that we were all fine.

687
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: They're they're like, oh my gosh, you guys. Oh Like

688
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: it was a management guy in the back. He was clapping,

689
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: they were raising their hands. I'm like, we're only in

690
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: there forty minutes. I went, I'm in there like four hours.

691
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: Did they did they have food and water for you,

692
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: you know, just the case you were famished? Like, yes,

693
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: they hadn't had that waiting for you right now? Was

694
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: the ambulance there? I did they check your vitals? I mean,

695
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: they gotta make sure you're okay. No, So the girl,

696
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: I mean, this shows you how piste off she was.

697
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: She jumps out and there's another guy that they brought in,

698
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: a contractor, and he goes to reach for her to

699
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: help her up, and she she wasn't having any of it,

700
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: but she did it on her own. Then she jumps

701
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: back in, grabs the dog. She jumps back up with

702
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: the dog. Didn't want a part. Actually, that's actually on

703
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: your Instagram. I saw that part. So she's out and

704
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm I jump off. I'm all joking on my Instagram.

705
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: I can probably pull up the damn clip. It's okay

706
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: because she already told the whole story. This is the

707
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: best part. Are you guys gonna be friends after this?

708
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: Do you think? No chance? I don't want to spoiler alert,

709
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,240
Speaker 1: but at that's time, I'm gonna finish the story. So, wow,

710
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: you cheated? Oh no, oh no? Was big crying when

711
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: you got up there? You know, I'll tell you that

712
00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 1: in a second. Here's the final video. Alright, and I

713
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: put Michelle hasn't given up yet. She's just texting away

714
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: and not smiling at all. And here we go. We

715
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: have made it. We are all exiting. She's picking you

716
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: up the dog. I am taking the two foot step.

717
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: After thirty minutes trapped, we are thank you, my man.

718
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: All right, there's there's and so as as I'm coming

719
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: out of the elevator, I have my wife there. It's

720
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: a huge yes, mum, it's a huge embrace. She knew

721
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: that I was trapped, and MUMU and muff so I

722
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: give her a huge hug. But the Michelle lady Patsy

723
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: the dog, as it was exiting, it came back to

724
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: make sure that I was coming out of the elevator.

725
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: I had people on Instagram say that dog came back

726
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: to make sure you made it out of the elevator.

727
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: Because you can see go to Sisson Ray Moond on Instagram.

728
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 1: You can see the dog actually come back five ft mache.

729
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: Michelle's fighting it, but Patsy comes back to make sure

730
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I pet it, s nuzzle and then it

731
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: goes off. Beazer's there. There's a warm embrace. I kiss her.

732
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: But here is the sad part of the ending of

733
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: the story. So the elevator door closes, I salute management,

734
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: thank them for their help. Bezer, I'm still hugging her,

735
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,479
Speaker 1: and guys, I didn't know what I was gonna see

736
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: for next hours. I'm grabbing, but I'm grabbing boob. I'm like,

737
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: I made it. Yes, Yeah, and the main management just

738
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: high fives death Bro. We did it, bro. People in

739
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: the background. I don't know, but what's up man? Yeah,

740
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 1: I made it out alive. Thank you, dude. I love

741
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: it here, baby, I love your apartment. And then and

742
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: then Michelle, there was no goodbye. There was no that.

743
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: I can't believe we experienced that together. She hurries in

744
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: her apartment and closes the door. She didn't say hi

745
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: to Bay. She didn't say we made it out. There

746
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: were no pleasantries, goodbyes, nothing, that was it. That That's

747
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: how she left the situation. They just changed our lives

748
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: for forty minutes, ended with her not even saying goodbye.

749
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: You scared her. Let be really piste her off with

750
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: the videos for forty minutes. That's rude of her. I mean,

751
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: I'm just I can't believe it. Like she didn't. She

752
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: was probably so stressed out that she just wanted to

753
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: get into her couch and just sit down, and you know,

754
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 1: like she was probably in shock, maybe that she got

755
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: to say goodbye, maybe you know, say goodbye, no shock

756
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: about the elevator experience. Yeah, so what did they do?

757
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 1: Do they rope it off? Did they put caution tape?

758
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: How did they? Who the that's Bobby thinks he has

759
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: a podcast, but he doesn't have a microphone. But so no,

760
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: I don't know because I hurried back to the apartment

761
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: because I had to get to bed. I was now

762
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: forty minutes behind on all the stuff I do. I

763
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: take a shower before bed. I get him my night

764
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: or my man, my man. You know, he was about

765
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: to say his nighties. He was about to say my

766
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: night night. What's wrong with you? Man? I put on

767
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: my night slipper. I mean, we have gone all over

768
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: the map today. First he's gonna go to Cancoon and

769
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: put boys on his shirt, and then he calls his

770
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 1: sister m Muff and then now he's gonna wear nineties.

771
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: So guys, that is how the story, the story ended.

772
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: I made it out safely, Coach. When that was parade,

773
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: I hope that wasn't a boring twenty Let me tell

774
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: you and Eddie. He told me. He said, listen, man,

775
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: my life has changed. I will never get on an

776
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: elevator again before I use the bathroom. I said, right,

777
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: you act like you're gonna change your life. He goes, no,

778
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: I will go to the bathroom every time before I

779
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: get on the elevator. And also I do have a

780
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: little bit of a declaration, so that is one thing

781
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: I said I'll always do. I on this day, Monday,

782
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 1: August nine, I am saying, right, I will never ride

783
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: an elevator again. I don't care if I'm at the

784
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 1: Paris Hotel in Vegas with Michael, I will always take

785
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: the stairs. Breaking news, Garret Dawa, health your joyce, jip mate,

786
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: No got a get through steps, then gotta get to

787
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: one or one ten thousand steps. So I don't care

788
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: if I'm the annoying friend go the nightclub, everybody takes

789
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: the elevator, I will be the one that goes fire

790
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: stairs after that. Not doing it. Not doing it, dude,

791
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. But you know what I did start

792
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: to think though, I mean, we're in there forty minutes.

793
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: In my head, I had a lot of stuff going on,

794
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, man, if it goes to four hours.

795
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: If it goes to nighttime, when do you start getting

796
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: free rent out of it? Yeah? Pizza if my pizza

797
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: is late one hour, like I started, better get free pizza? Yeah, exactly,

798
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: So you were almost at the hour mark. That's a

799
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,959
Speaker 1: whole month. I didn't have the discussion with Michelle because

800
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: she didn't want to have any sort of conversation with

801
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: me whatsoever. I was going to start to say, hey,

802
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: if we're in here like for several hours, when do

803
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: we go on the office on Monday morning management meeting

804
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: and say, hey, do we get a couple of credits

805
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: still have thrown our way? Did it ever cross your mind, like,

806
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: if we're in this elevator for two hours, is it

807
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: technically not cheating because it's been two hours? Like did

808
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: that cross the mind? And that crossed Michelle's mind? Well,

809
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: And it's the one thing I didn't remember to say that.

810
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: Michelle did say she goes, And this was maybe a

811
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: knock at me. Maybe it was just because she was thirsty,

812
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 1: but she goes. Now I know to always leave when

813
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm taking dog walks with a drink in my hand,

814
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that was like to deal

815
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: with me because I was annoying or what good. So

816
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: both these Michelle's life was changed forever, Raised life was

817
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 1: changed forever. Ray is never taking an elevator again, and

818
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna pee before he gets on an elevator. Still

819
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: those to contradict each other. Then the other one is

820
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: she's always going to take a drink with her when

821
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: she walks it on. And that there is one thing

822
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't think Michelle is gonna remember, but that changed

823
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: the course of history. I got on the elevator and

824
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: the door started to close, and I held it so

825
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: that she could get on her dog. That's probably what

826
00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: broke it and ship and it made her get That's

827
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: probably what broke it. But that was God's way of

828
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 1: saying that he wanted you to be stuck with someone.

829
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: He was trying to bring you and Michelle together. He

830
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: didn't want you to go through that ordeal alone. Lunch box,

831
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: Are you saying that that God wants Ray and Michelle together? No?

832
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. No no, no, no, no, you're

833
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: not hearing what I said. I said. He was just

834
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: he He thinks you guys should be like friends, like

835
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: you and Bay and her Michelle what's her name, Michelle

836
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 1: and her boyfriend. He thinks you guys could be good

837
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 1: couple of friends, and that's why he put Michelle on

838
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: that elevator. But Michelle doesn't want to be his friends.

839
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: She showed him by just running into her apartment and

840
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: locking the door. Yes, that was me ruining it with

841
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: the video footage. But what I will say is I

842
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: could have been stuck on there with a five pound dude.

843
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: I could have been stuck on there alone. What's wrong

844
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: with the five pound dude? Nothing. I'm just saying. I

845
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: could have been stuck on there with a crying baby.

846
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: I could have been stuck on there with an old

847
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: man who uh panicked and I had to give CPR too.

848
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: But I was stuck on there with a thirty something woman,

849
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: very sweet, sweet and pretty, didn't really check her out.

850
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: I am married, but I couldn't have been stuck with

851
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: a better person on the elevator. And I will hang

852
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: up and listen on that and we can put this

853
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: story to bed. At any point, did you think, if

854
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: it comes down to it, am I gonna eat her

855
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: first or the dog first? You have to eat the

856
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: dog first, right, I wasn't thinking about the eating, I

857
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: was thinking I had to piss, and I will say this,

858
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: I was getting pretty freaking thirsty. I know you can

859
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,919
Speaker 1: go what two days without water. I was at about

860
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: the forty minute mark, I was getting parched. What do

861
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: you what did you consider peen and then drinking the

862
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: peaka you pee in the bag and then you drink it.

863
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: The bag was going to happen because there wasn't gatorade bottles.

864
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: We had no drinks with us, so I was probably

865
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: gonna pee in one of the dog bags in the

866
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 1: next twenty minutes and then drink it, right, because that's

867
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: what they do in like earthquakes and stuff. Dude, what

868
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: if the maintenance people would have opened it up and

869
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: the would have been a bag of piss And like

870
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: we have our I have my herd off where like

871
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: the panels are down there. Like if you guys tried

872
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: to break out after forty minutes forty minutes, guys, you

873
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: aren't here for two days forty minutes. I'm like, using

874
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 1: my underwear is like like a freaking tire around my head.

875
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: Like you guys turned into savages after she has bite

876
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: marks on her arm from trying to eat the meat

877
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: you look like castaway coach. There's a volleyball with a

878
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: blood mark on handprint on Hey, right, tanks and crap.

879
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: He starts wiping on his face. What looks like he's

880
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: all nerve? Hey? You know you you see those stories

881
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: that like people are terrified of getting stuck in elevators, Like,

882
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 1: is it really that bad? Ray? No, there was air

883
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 1: condim it's not. It's not like a perfect environment. Obviously here.

884
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: I think Ray got lucky that we're only two people,

885
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: because most time when you get stuck in an elevator,

886
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: if there's five Just think, if there's five people in there,

887
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: that's pretty crowd man. You know, like in those movies

888
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: where like New York, someone works in a high rise

889
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: in New York City and and they're riding with twenty people.

890
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that would suck. That's when I think

891
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,919
Speaker 1: people freak out, is because after twenty minutes with ten

892
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: people in an elevator or twenty people an elevator, you

893
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: would be like, this sucks. It's awkward. You can't move anywhere,

894
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: you have to stand still. That would when it get

895
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: very hard to deal with. And on that elevator, it's

896
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: a pool elevator primarily is what people use it for.

897
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: Some people are always they're in flaws. Guys have their

898
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: shirts off on a Saturday. There's ten people in that thing.

899
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: If you got stuck with ten people after thirty minutes,

900
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: I guarantee you two of the people are banging. Dude,

901
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: for sure, like you're half clothed, your little tipsy I

902
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: got Instagram. This one lady said she was on a

903
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: hotel maybe had twenty floor Yeah, it was like a

904
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: high rise hotel, twenty floors, and she said she got

905
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:55,919
Speaker 1: stuck on them with twelve people, a lot of them

906
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: were kids, and they were stuck there for three hours.

907
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: There's no way. So I mean your times my situation.

908
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: It was the ten times three. That's like thirty times

909
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 1: worse than mine. Oh that's bad. Well, Ray, We're glad.

910
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, thank you, thank you. I'm sorry. It

911
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: was anti climactic. I tried, I mean, I tried to document.

912
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: I was hoping that like Michelle would have like, you

913
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: know what if she just like, oh my gosh, has

914
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: so many things to admit, so much to accomplish in

915
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: my life, like because she would have told me some

916
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: like a good story. She confesses to a murder. Dude.

917
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: I maybe got three words out of her the entire time.

918
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: One of them was sorry, and then she didn't want

919
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: to talk. I'm like, have you ever seen the movies

920
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: when people are in an elevant that's when you are

921
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 1: you're most open to conversation, when you're trying to like

922
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: team up. She was the only person she was teaming

923
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: up with was her phone. She wanted if she was

924
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: going to break out of it, she was not going

925
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,879
Speaker 1: to do it with me. It was on her own.

926
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: So wait, you were in a real life like escape

927
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: room and she was no help. Dude. She didn't like,

928
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: there was no like. It was the craziest sit I mean,

929
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: there wasn't talk. She just hit the button and started

930
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: talking to lady. There wasn't me and her being like, hey,

931
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? After an hour, I just

932
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: kept saying. I was like, man, I gotta take a piss,

933
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: And then she just looked at me like I was

934
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: an animal. I'm like, I have to pee. I'm a

935
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: that's a freaking normal thing that the person does, like, hey,

936
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: I really have to piss, and she goes, we'll have

937
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: dog bags. I'm like, okay, that was a little cold.

938
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: You could have acted a little bit more caring. But

939
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,879
Speaker 1: I mean, did did did you try to open the door?

940
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: Did you try that all too prior the door open? No?

941
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: I mean why not? I mean that would be probably

942
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: the first thing you try, and right, I mean I

943
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: wouldn't just sit there and do Instagram videos. I would

944
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 1: try to like figure a way to get out. Uh.

945
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 1: The thing that did dawn on me is my phone

946
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: was dying. So I did my forty minutes of Instagram

947
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: videos and then I'm starting to think honestly, I was

948
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: survival mode. I was like, Okay, I gotta conserve this

949
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: battery power, and I do need to start thinking, how

950
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: am I going to go to the bathroom? How am

951
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: I going to team up with Michelle and try and

952
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: get a game plan. But yeah, for forty minutes I

953
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: dicked around. I was probably gonna get serious. And if

954
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: it had reached like the hour mark, I wouldn't even

955
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: wait that long. Well I don't know how long you

956
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: wait till you get serious, but I mean you would

957
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: have to get Michelle to start talking to come up

958
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 1: with a plan. And that's the problem. She was icing

959
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 1: you out. It's like she was on it she had

960
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: an alliance with her dog, and she was gonna behind

961
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: Survivor style or Big Brother style. Guys, we've gotten pretty

962
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: cocky nowadays. I think back in the day, people panic

963
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: onnovators and now just text, I'm taking Instagram. Everything's a

964
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: big joke, dude. It could have been a dangerous situation.

965
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: But good, Hey he's okay. Yes you're okay. And now

966
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: and now ray, like, do you kind of walk outside,

967
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 1: breathe the air and just thank God that you're alive? Yeah,

968
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: I posted on Instant. I put on my story and

969
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: never take your life for granted. Yeah, I love that,

970
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: Thanks dude. And everybody's like, why would your shirt off?

971
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: It's a freaking pool. It's like an apartment known for flaws,

972
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: it's dental university. Why do you think my shirt was off?

973
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: I was at the pool, but it did look funny.

974
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 1: It looked like I was starting to panic. Might remove

975
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,919
Speaker 1: my shirt, like to cool down, like the elevators overheating coach.

976
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: You don't wear You don't take a shirt to the pool. No,

977
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: not when when it's just a quick little trip. I

978
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: don't even take a towel. Maybe take one beer. I'm shirtless.

979
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: I got my swim trunks on my flippy floppies and

980
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm out there. Oh dude, I had a solid two beers. Yeah,

981
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: I was feeling great and it wore off. I don't

982
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: know about mid stuck. So I'm like, oh, I gotta

983
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 1: take a piss now. Guys, we have to make an

984
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: announcement fantasy football, the Sore Losers League. Do we want

985
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: to do it this year? The answer is yes, we

986
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: are doing the Sore Losers Fantasy League. Like look, last

987
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: year was rough. There was a lot of complaining, a

988
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: lot of bitching, and I was ready to end it.

989
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: But listen, I love it. I think that's why people

990
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,439
Speaker 1: listen to us. They enjoy being their chance to beat

991
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: us in fantasy football. So what was that? Oh I

992
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: leave it again, coach, I'm sorry. So the Sore Losers

993
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: Fantasy League is back. Forty eight teams, four divisions. We

994
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: are doing it. I haven't even asked Eddie and Ray

995
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: if day want in, but I decided over the weekend.

996
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, we gotta do it.

997
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: Deadline to get in is this Friday, and if you

998
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 1: want to enter, we are the Sore Losers at gmail

999
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 1: dot com. And that is it. That is it Friday

1000
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: at noon, ends it next Monday. We are doing the drawing,

1001
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: so be ready. Sore Losers. Fantasy is back hundred dollars.

1002
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: Everybody get in Hunter Bucks. We are the sore losers

1003
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Eddie, how do you feel, Ray,

1004
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: how do you feel? I will be auctioning up my

1005
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 1: spot because my answer to this league is no, I'm

1006
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: not joining. No, you are the highest, so it's gonna

1007
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: be a drawing, but the highest bidder for my spot.

1008
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,319
Speaker 1: We'll get into the league via money. No, you're not

1009
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: getting paid to get out of the league. No, Coach,

1010
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: if we're doing a S league, you have to do it.

1011
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm in. I'm not for this. I'm not

1012
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: for this. But if we're doing it, then I'm in.

1013
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, here's the thing. Tell me why

1014
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: you're not for it, just because it's been a cluster

1015
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: the last two years, Coach, has been a cluster. Your

1016
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: whole family is part of the league. They were the

1017
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: first year there were probably only two real listeners. The

1018
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: rest of your cousins, brothers, sisters, aunts, whatever. Then you

1019
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: squeezed in a couple of lists last year. Still, I

1020
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: mean what was the word we used of the instrumental,

1021
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: instrumental people whatever, they were probably ten of your relatives

1022
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 1: in this thing. Coach, Never forget the Patty Mahomes trade.

1023
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: And then you're talking trades and like people saying, well,

1024
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: what you can't allow that, And we didn't. We didn't

1025
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: initially say you can vote for a trade to go

1026
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 1: through whatever. Look when the U. S of Ay started

1027
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: back a long time ago, when people left England seventy

1028
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: well whatever, I mean they were, they were looking for freedom.

1029
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,399
Speaker 1: They came over here. And I'm not saying the first

1030
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: few years of the country was run correctly. There were

1031
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: lots of mistakes. There were lots of things that were

1032
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: still figuring out. But Coach, while when General George Washington

1033
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: was elected president, they had their ship together. So Coach,

1034
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 1: if we're gonna do this, get it together, let's have

1035
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: the rules. Right. I don't want all your family members

1036
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 1: in this league. It's you, me, Ray and someone else

1037
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: and all listeners. That's what I have to say. I understand.

1038
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 1: And you know, that's the great thing about America is

1039
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,880
Speaker 1: it's still changing. It's still correcting things that they don't have. Right.

1040
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: They make new laws every single day because they know

1041
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: they realize that, oh, you know what, we left something out.

1042
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: You can't foresee the future the people. You try to

1043
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 1: predict what you need rules for, and sometimes something comes

1044
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 1: up and you're like, oh, you know what, that that

1045
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 1: wasn't a mistake on our part. Let us correct that.

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00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: And that's what we do in this league. And so yes,

1047
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: we may not haven't written in the rules because we

1048
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 1: don't know all the rules, because we don't know all

1049
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: the situations that are gonna come up. But we try

1050
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: to do our best, and that's what we're gonna do

1051
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: in the Sore Losers Fantasy League on my Fantasy league

1052
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: dot com. So tell people how they can get in.

1053
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: They have to email. We are the Sore Losers at

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00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Getting PTSD of that, please, coach. I'm

1055
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: getting ps D from the freaking people would pay him

1056
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: an email. I sent you the email link. Will it

1057
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: never worked? I sent it from gibbles dita when he

1058
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: just said my Fantasy league dot com. My freaking I mean,

1059
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: my email just went off. I got availarification just because

1060
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 1: he said putting WU box guys, it's better than WU box. Okay, dude, whatever,

1061
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: My fantasy league. Dit you Fantasy league dot, Fantasy league.

1062
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: We got you so many damn emails from it. Until

1063
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: you learn to turn it off, you'll get a thousand emails.

1064
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: I mean, if if Ashley White Fabrie freaking looked at

1065
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: a player, I got an email coach one time on

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00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: a Monday, I woke up, I had a hundred emails

1067
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: of a great his bones on a lot of audio.

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00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh they're all my fantasy dot, my fantasy dot, my

1069
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: fantasy I know when it looks like Eddie woke up

1070
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: and research to Michael Gallup. When Mookie last year, he

1071
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: would I mean he would, we'd bomber, he would get

1072
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: every raidar up there we go. No, he would pick

1073
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 1: up the Raider Special teams just to start him. I

1074
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: mean he got an email. It was annoying. I know

1075
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: it's annoying, but you gotta turn off your email. I'm sorry,

1076
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's the website I can find that allows

1077
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: forty eight teams, a big league, big payout, a lot

1078
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: of sword losers in there. Let's have some fun and

1079
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: if a kicker kicks a one yard field goal, it's

1080
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: all one point. Hey. The world record hundred yard field

1081
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: goal kick one point. No, it's three points. It's actually

1082
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: three points. Because here's what's crazy. Here's what's crazy. I

1083
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:48,319
Speaker 1: don't want a kicker to get more points than I

1084
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: got a question. When you watch a game on Sunday

1085
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: and Crosby lines up from fifty five yards and hits it,

1086
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 1: how many points is it? One? It is on wo box? No,

1087
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: in the NFL, how much is it? Oh? Three? Okay?

1088
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: When he lines up for the twenty yard line he

1089
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,720
Speaker 1: kicks it, how how many points does he three? Okay,

1090
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,319
Speaker 1: so boom, hold hold on, hold on misses it? If

1091
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 1: he misses it, how many points is taken away from

1092
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,720
Speaker 1: the team zero? Well, that's not what happens in fantasy

1093
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: wou box. Okay, you want it to where they can

1094
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 1: miss and there's no points. If you want to compare

1095
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: to the NFL, then let's just do it. Let's just

1096
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: copy and paste the NFL rules, couch. Yeah, why don't

1097
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: we just chain not allow a certain team names like

1098
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: the NFL And I'll hang up and listen. All right?

1099
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, so it's back. It's back. We are officially

1100
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: doing it. We're doing it. I'm in, coach, I'm in.

1101
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 1: Is it a hundred dollars again, hundred dollars one hour.

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00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: All right, man, I'm in, I'm in, coach, but but

1103
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: we gotta look, we gotta finalize these rules and we

1104
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta buckle them down. I mean, I mean,

1105
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: you'll sit down and go over the website and figure

1106
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: out exactly what needs to be in and out. You

1107
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: got all right, you got it? All right? What do

1108
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: you want to do that? Well, what about your instrumental

1109
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: family members? We can't couch, you can't allow I mean,

1110
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: I say, maybe batter's box. But that's it. Well, my,

1111
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 1: that's gonna be offended by you. But well you're dad,

1112
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 1: You're that. We can do another league with your dad. Alright, alright,

1113
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 1: Happy Monday, guys. Ray, Glad you're alive. Glad, Michelle's okay,

1114
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: Glad the dog's okay, um, and Fantasy Football's back. We're out.

1115
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: I'll keep everybody updated if I see Michelle or Patsy again. Okay, Hey,

1116
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: maybe get an interview with her bringer on the pod,

1117
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: because she will say one word. I would have no audio.

1118
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: It would be just me talking, all right. Tell h

1119
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 1: muff thanks for coming on the podcast, because that is

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00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: the title of this podcast. Interview with Muff. You guys

1121
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: need to send her five Venmo bucks for coming on.

1122
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: We got Muff on the phone. Oh we talked Muff.

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Speaker 1: I can't all right, we do a deep dive with

1124
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: the Muff. Oh no, you can't say that. Hey, send

1125
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: out our email. If people have crazy elevator stories, we

1126
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Because now

1127
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: that I've experienced it, they kind of fascinate me. I

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Speaker 1: kind of want to watch a movie that includes an

1129
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: elevator scene. Now the Vin Diesel one and Furious seven

1130
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: nine where he jumps off and lives where the car

1131
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: like turns into an elevator. Yeah, alright, let's go. All right,

1132
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: goodbye everyone, Hey, lunch before you leave, UM, I need

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Speaker 1: you to