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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini.

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Speaker 2: Your self, wood grain, chestnut, titty fuck chess nut.

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Speaker 3: There it is.

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Speaker 4: There, it is.

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Speaker 3: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, little mamas and gentiles alike to

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Speaker 3: another phenomenal episode.

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Speaker 4: And my mama told me the podcast where we dive

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Speaker 4: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked aprove whatever the fuck you got going, baby,

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Speaker 3: Come on.

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Speaker 2: Now, it's all yours. It's a motherfucking mini episode. Tell

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Speaker 2: me about you, tell us what you got on? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: in detail, you're gonna st that in real life?

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Speaker 4: What are you wearing?

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Speaker 3: I think I did at one point and realized quickly,

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Speaker 3: like that wasn't that?

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Speaker 4: That didn't do anything for me? Yes, like the cool movie,

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Speaker 4: I've said it to escalate a text conversation, you know

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Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if you letting somebody know, hey, I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm horny over here, it does the job.

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Speaker 4: But certainly.

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Speaker 3: Especially now with the internet age, I think, and you know,

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Speaker 3: when Bill Bellamy was at his height and he said,

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Speaker 3: what are you wearing? He had to truly ask because

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Speaker 3: he had no other way of seeing that person.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean player.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just that energy of it of like, oh, there's

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Speaker 3: no photos on online, there's no like other information. I'm

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Speaker 3: just talking to avoid and so now with with the

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Speaker 3: wonders of the internet, I don't need to know what

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Speaker 3: the fuck you're wearing right now. I just need to

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Speaker 3: know what you wore one time and I'll figure it out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just really need to know where you're at.

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Speaker 3: How many stops away you on the highway.

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Speaker 4: But we are here. We have another voicemail.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got a voicemail.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, another one. You guys keep saying them. Man, we

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Speaker 4: keep listening. It's a beautiful back and forth that we

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Speaker 4: all have.

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Speaker 3: It's a nice relationship we form with you where you

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Speaker 3: call us and then we listen to your calls, and

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Speaker 3: then we respond to the calls that you you've left us.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, someone antagonistic when nothing's perfect.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say, uh uh not a lot of

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Speaker 3: you calling with kindness. A lot of you are raised poorly. Uh,

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Speaker 3: that's clear by the way you speak to us in

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Speaker 3: the phone calls.

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Speaker 4: I think they get though that what are we going

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Speaker 4: to do if you send one with that many compliments?

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Speaker 4: We wouldn't even play that shit realistically.

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Speaker 3: That's true. And you know what, dear listener, that's fair.

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Speaker 3: David's absolutely right. The truth is that as much as

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Speaker 3: we complain about the way that you speak to us,

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Speaker 3: we also recognize that we don't appreciate people riding our

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Speaker 3: dig Yeah really we we we do not value it.

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Speaker 3: We're not gonna send the love back the way that

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Speaker 3: we probably should. So, yeah, you should speak nasty to us.

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Speaker 4: And that's on us. That's us being broken. That's not y'all.

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Speaker 4: We appreciated the nice calls. It's just like we are

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Speaker 4: broken and we cannot receive the gifts that you are

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Speaker 4: trying to give. But we have been attacked before and

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Speaker 4: that is how we know to react. My mom is

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Speaker 4: a roaster. My dad is not a hugger. I struggle

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Speaker 4: with certain types of intimacy. That's on me, Bro, I've

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Speaker 4: been trying. Yeah, can tell you this is kind of embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: And and we'll get to the thing because you know,

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to cry. Man, got bro, that ship

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Speaker 4: I man uh fuck. I was watching TikTok, I dolloaded TikTok,

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Speaker 4: and I was watching these reunion videos where the army

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Speaker 4: guys come home. Yeah, and they were playing that that

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Speaker 4: that terrible that's sixty years old song. Soon I'll be

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Speaker 4: sixty years old. My dad even you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: And then man, Nigga just started crying, I'll hit you, bro,

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Speaker 4: and I was on the couch. She was like, what

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Speaker 4: are you doing? Why'd you do it? Next to her?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, man, because she just heard that song

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Speaker 4: repeating over and over. She just like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: My gears? It's just like it's so human, you know.

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Speaker 4: And she was like she was like, she was like,

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Speaker 4: first thought was like, bitch, you're trying to get me killed. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 4: no no, she it's like, can we you I can,

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Speaker 4: just we can put it on you We would put

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Speaker 4: it on the TV. And I was like no when

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Speaker 4: I threw my phone.

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Speaker 3: Away, Yeah, we're not going to share this as like

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Speaker 3: a family. This this is a private vulnerability that stays

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Speaker 4: But anyways, good to know you're not that broken.

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Speaker 3: The Soldiers Coming Home doesn't really do it for me.

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Speaker 3: I think, okay, listen, not really that guy.

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Speaker 4: It starts with the soldiers coming home and then it's

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Speaker 4: just reunion comps but the ones that the soldiers that

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Speaker 4: get me is either them coming home to their mom

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Speaker 4: or their kid. When they come home to the kid

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Speaker 4: and the kid like starts crying. That shit, I don't

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Speaker 4: give a fuck about the war they were they were gone,

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Speaker 4: maybe doing some awful stuff.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I didn't mean to make you self

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Speaker 3: conscious about it. I'm not suggesting you're like a fan

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Speaker 3: of the military. I think for me, I have too

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Speaker 3: much of a block in my head to be able

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Speaker 3: to like find them endearing. And that's that's again some

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Speaker 3: shit on me. But I do think the reunion ones

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Speaker 3: like when people come home from jail, when people people

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Speaker 3: find the fucking dog that they ain't seen a while,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Or those ships get me

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Speaker 3: every single time.

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Speaker 4: You know what's fucked? This might be the dark skinned

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Speaker 4: one a part of me. They they suggested the pet

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Speaker 4: ones because I was liking the other ones. That shit

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Speaker 4: turned me off. See I told you, I was like,

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Speaker 4: fucking ship out my face.

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Speaker 3: I tell you all the time, you hate dogs and

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Speaker 3: you always get defensive, but but you really do hate them.

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Speaker 4: I don't hate I love my dog. You see me,

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Speaker 4: You see me with stelling. I should not bad, bro.

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Speaker 3: You're very good. You're very good to stelling. Yeah, more

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Speaker 3: than more than your behavior on camera would reflect.

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Speaker 4: You are very kind to your dog. Thank you. That's

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Speaker 4: all I ask.

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Speaker 3: All right, she don't need to play this voicemail.

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Speaker 5: Hi David, Hi Langston. Hey, first time, long time. I'm

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Speaker 5: calling from New Hampshire.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Grateful on David's Patreon, Hey David. Oh episode about unattractive

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Speaker 5: white women being dangerous? And firstly, Will Smith did fuck young?

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Speaker 5: I read his memoir and his mama actually caught him

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Speaker 5: in the act. Now, my mama told me gonna sleeping

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Speaker 5: with your bra on during puberty will stunt your breast growth.

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Speaker 4: Wow, and.

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Speaker 5: Love y'all.

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Speaker 3: Well she did the sound effects or not reading?

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Speaker 4: I like that. I don't love discussing the puberty aspect

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Speaker 4: of this. Oh interesting, Well, I just dicycle. I don't

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Speaker 4: want to comment on girls that Young's bodies. I think

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Speaker 4: did seems like he's an adult sleeping with your bra

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Speaker 4: and is unhinged.

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Speaker 3: I was about to say, I don't know that.

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Speaker 4: I never encountered that.

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Speaker 3: I do know women who sleep with bras on, uh,

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Speaker 3: or at least I knew them in a different life.

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Speaker 4: That might have just been when you were there.

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Speaker 3: That and that's fair. I don't know that they were

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Speaker 3: there's no there's no evidence of bras being fucking awesome

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Speaker 3: for bodies, So sleeping with them can't help.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, because like you ever see there's e

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Speaker 4: I know that hurt. I know that that to just

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Speaker 3: Sometimes if I wear like socks too tight, yeah, I'll

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Speaker 3: like get uncomfortable. I can't imagine what fucking titty socks

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's not. Yeah, it just seems like and

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Speaker 4: And look in those big ones. Man, they got the

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Speaker 4: fucking holsters on them. What's that term batting down the hatches,

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Speaker 4: That's what they be doing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they be having those anchors from boats in the back.

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Speaker 4: On the HMS big titty.

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Speaker 3: To soldiering.

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Speaker 4: No, it seems like as far as like, of all

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Speaker 4: the uncomfortable things women have to wear, bros do seem bros.

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Speaker 4: And makeup seems like its own hell to do every

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Speaker 3: Also say, if we can broaden this conversation out a

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Speaker 3: like they still have to live under a standard even

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like you do not. As far as I'm concerned, I

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Speaker 3: don't exist when I'm sleeping. There is no I am

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Speaker 3: just a shell that's left behind, and my body goes

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Speaker 3: to another world and then it re enters that shell

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Speaker 3: when I wake the fuck back up. And the idea

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Speaker 4: It's limiting, you know what I mean. I don't worry

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Speaker 4: about how I look at it all. And I know

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Speaker 4: it's crazy because sometimes I get woken up and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: I got I got mask on this ship was crazy.

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Speaker 3: But that's because you're re entering a fucking chrystalist, do

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like you're you're climbing back

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Speaker 3: into something, so you're like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 4: You don't even fit right, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: You're like the motherfucker for men in black. You need

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Speaker 3: sugar water.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know. Though I'm also a free sleeper.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're on.

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Speaker 3: You're fully nude when you sleeping, Sir, I had an

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Speaker 3: era where I was doing that. I don't do that

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Speaker 3: no more. I put shorts on.

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Speaker 4: I like it. It's an era like you were in college.

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Speaker 3: At a period. Because my wife, she's she's a nude,

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Speaker 3: a nude dude, she'll she'll be naked in the bed too.

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Speaker 3: And I think at a time it felt like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna match your vibe, this is what you want

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Speaker 3: to I'm gonna be here with you. And then I realized,

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Speaker 3: is this too loose for me?

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Speaker 4: It's too much for you.

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Speaker 3: I don't trust me enough to know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 4: I don't know anything. So you're sleeping with under a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in the crib. Yeah no, no, I can't do that. Well,

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Speaker 4: Baby. How Ever, you you naked? I wonder this about everybody?

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Speaker 3: I really try to keep it to a minimum, really

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Speaker 4: What about when you lived alone?

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Speaker 3: Nope, no, even when you live alone. I don't like

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Speaker 3: I want to be clear, this isn't like a brag.

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Speaker 4: Are you naked a lot? Mm hmm wow? Yeah, A

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Speaker 3: And I don't mean this to sound crash, but are

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Speaker 3: Is there any part of you that's like, No, I

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Speaker 4: I know what you gonna do. I'm not like I'm

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Speaker 3: Sure, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not I'm not engaging. Yeah yeah, but

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Speaker 4: like you can see what you see. She's naked. They're naked.

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Speaker 4: That's true. Everybody naked in here, Everybody naked in here,

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Speaker 4: feel like it's like, man, that is regardless of what

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Speaker 3: That's the most you you'll ever be.

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Speaker 4: It's the most you you'll ever be. So like I

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Speaker 4: do think it's good to spend time like that. Like

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Speaker 3: When we went on Safari, we had like this cabin

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Speaker 3: there's no like obstructions. It just is nature. And you

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Speaker 4: See, that's here's what's fucked up. You remember my old crib.

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Speaker 3: You didn't mind the possibility of somebody saying you naked?

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Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, man, WHOA, that's beautiful. It really was aspiring

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Speaker 3: But I don't know, man, it's just like it's like

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Speaker 4: But no, but it's not about that. If I'm hearing,

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Speaker 4: you need to go to go to the why. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's not even about that. It's just like, uh, shout

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Speaker 3: Shout out to the Young Men's Christian Association. That said,

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Speaker 3: I do think if we could circle this back to

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Speaker 3: I don't think anybody should. But if that is what

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Speaker 3: it's less, at least scientifically about the titty shrinking as

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So just sleep how you want, man.

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Speaker 3: Sleep how you want. You make it on the balcony,

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Speaker 3: like David. Yeah, I never would go outside.

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Speaker 4: Ah, I had done that, not in the day, all right,

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Speaker 4: be negative at night on a balcony like that.

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Speaker 3: It's just powerful from long till dusk.

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Speaker 4: Yo, get out of here, bro, what do you do it?

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Speaker 4: You're disgusting. I'm going to kill you. Give me two

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Speaker 3: That's why we do dres hell. Yeah, that right there,

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Speaker 3: I think we did it. I think we did it

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Speaker 3: but we think you should take that bra off or

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Speaker 4: It's not helping free them bring back our girls.

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