Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn buys data.
Speaker 1: They're making noise data scary episode two hundreds every every
Speaker 1: hands of energy a number two to two hundred hundred
Speaker 1: hundred to to to hundred hundred hundred. God, now we
Speaker 1: have to live up to the fucking hype? Is there hype?
Speaker 1: Why is there even hype around the number? Just because
Speaker 1: it's a whole number where we have ten fingers, it's
Speaker 1: based ten, so it's an even number. Okay, that's if
Speaker 1: we had nine fingers or eight fingers, it would be
Speaker 1: a whole different thing. We'd have to be eight. Did
Speaker 1: you learn that? Did you learn base eight based ten?
Speaker 1: And I always learned to base ten, so that everything
Speaker 1: is based on counting by ten. But if you learn
Speaker 1: base eight, then you you would count to like seven
Speaker 1: and then you go ten, right, was sixty whatever it was?
Speaker 1: So you would you would go to the tens and
Speaker 1: twenties on the eights instead of on the tens, because
Speaker 1: you know that would be all funked up. There's a
Speaker 1: reason you wouldn't know it was fun up fingers exactly.
Speaker 1: The whole system is based on counting on your fingers.
Speaker 1: By the way, do you know the month numbers? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: how many months as quick as you can? Is it?
Speaker 1: From February to September? February eight no, no, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September.
Speaker 1: It's the second month to the to the Are you counting? Okay?
Speaker 1: Seven months? Seven months? Okay? I was counting the month
Speaker 1: that you were In February. I was talking to someone
Speaker 1: that we don't work with, and I said to them, oh,
Speaker 1: I said something like you asked me back in February.
Speaker 1: I took care of it just now. I said, that's
Speaker 1: not a lot, you know, What's something like that. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what the conversation was. So they were like, well,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of months, and they start counting on
Speaker 1: their fingers. February March. I'm like, you know that months
Speaker 1: will have numbers, right, yeah, but not so I do it.
Speaker 1: I go, but so much easier if you just know
Speaker 1: the numbers, like I don't do it that way. So
Speaker 1: I hope people are you guys listening slices that you
Speaker 1: do it. Sometimes it just makes it faster. The only
Speaker 1: time it gets tricky is when it's like June to
Speaker 1: March then you have to go six and then three.
Speaker 1: You go six to twelve and then three again. Because
Speaker 1: you go around, you're going around the year. You have
Speaker 1: to ask how you can do it faster? Is how many?
Speaker 1: How many twelve? And then how many ater twelve? Well okay,
Speaker 1: well I can tell you this. Um, you know, here
Speaker 1: we are with it with the two the two hundredth episode,
Speaker 1: which I guess we're excited about because it's nice and
Speaker 1: even number it's it's it's a milestone. We had no
Speaker 1: technically we did to orangine one episode because we did
Speaker 1: the zero but yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't really count
Speaker 1: that one. But but we'll get there. So this is
Speaker 1: like twohe but we live in there. I live in
Speaker 1: the two oh one. You live in the two oh one.
Speaker 1: Well you don't really live no, I do not. You
Speaker 1: live in the what I think? I lived in the
Speaker 1: two oh one when I first moved to New Jersey
Speaker 1: and then they changed the area code. This is exciting
Speaker 1: moment for me and you know, you know, um, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play a montage a little while from A guy
Speaker 1: will introduce you to who who probably spent more time
Speaker 1: than uh and then we would ever advise in listening
Speaker 1: to every episode, calling through the episodes, and then taking
Speaker 1: our best quotes, our best moments, our watershed milestone moments
Speaker 1: on the show, and a ten minute a montage which
Speaker 1: we're gonna play for you a little bit which we
Speaker 1: cannot wait to play. Actually, I think we're gonna play, Hey,
Speaker 1: I give you guys a breather, and play the other half.
Speaker 1: I think because it's mamoth. I think they felt like
Speaker 1: the guy who had to go to they brought him
Speaker 1: to like ps likes like psychological evaluation afterwards. He might
Speaker 1: have needed it after combing through that much Brooklyn Boys material.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he could stand us for that long.
Speaker 1: He's not in prison. It wasn't like he was in
Speaker 1: solitary and nothing to do. Dude. He did it and
Speaker 1: we didn't ask him to do it. He he surprised
Speaker 1: it us. It was like a gift. It was like
Speaker 1: he handed it to us on this silver platter and said, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I've been working on this project for you. It's it's
Speaker 1: you know, it could be a lot better a notice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he tweeted us and said, I think I might
Speaker 1: put something together a few guys, so you know, sometimes listeners,
Speaker 1: you guys aren't professional radio people, and that's fine, so
Speaker 1: you go, oh, that's gonna be nice, right, And sometimes listen,
Speaker 1: a lot of you guys are very talented. I'm not
Speaker 1: taking anyth away from you. But sometimes people will say,
Speaker 1: like for the other Strand show, oh I did a
Speaker 1: song parod, I'm gonna send it in and it's it's
Speaker 1: just not it's just not good. Another guy did original
Speaker 1: we gotta rap. Yeah, so that will play that for
Speaker 1: you too. So so that the montage we just thought like, oh,
Speaker 1: he'll put like a two minute thing together. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: an epic piece of audio. Yeah. And he really spent
Speaker 1: a lot of time, a lot a lot of time
Speaker 1: doing this, and we didn't. We couldn't. I mean, I
Speaker 1: we I wrote a gushing email back. We'll read that later.
Speaker 1: But my my point well here was that a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff was a lot of things that came up
Speaker 1: were like these moments in the Yeah, but remember and
Speaker 1: he didn't include this in there. But remember the other
Speaker 1: one of the things that we had a problem with
Speaker 1: was when I think, Brodie, you went to a store
Speaker 1: and that sounds every every story starts like that, And
Speaker 1: it was like can I help the following guests? Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: that was Walgreen. Yeah, well, Brodie, that happened to me
Speaker 1: this afternoon. Uh you know what the following guests at
Speaker 1: H and M, H and M. I was going to
Speaker 1: do an appearance for Duncan and um, I was out
Speaker 1: in the street. You're admitting that's a sponsor. That's fine.
Speaker 1: They're a sponsor, yes, sponsor. And and I was doing
Speaker 1: an appearance for them. And in the meeting, I left
Speaker 1: because it was so cold outside. I said I gotta
Speaker 1: go get something at H and M. So I ran
Speaker 1: too h M real quirk across the street, went into
Speaker 1: the men's section, grabbed a beanie because of course I
Speaker 1: didn't have my Brooklyn Boys beanie on duh. I fucking
Speaker 1: forgot it at home. And I went to go buy
Speaker 1: a hat and im I put on the hat like
Speaker 1: this is great, go right to the register, standing there,
Speaker 1: and the guy says, lo and behold, can I help
Speaker 1: the following guest? And I was like, now what do
Speaker 1: you think I did? Brodie? You stood there. I ignored him.
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, no, no no no. I went.
Speaker 1: I actually approached the counter and I paid for my
Speaker 1: ship and I walked down without correcting him. I wasn't
Speaker 1: I didn't have the moment, the frame of mind. I
Speaker 1: don't have the time honestly to really explain to him
Speaker 1: and stop down. Why that's an incorrect statement. I know
Speaker 1: you if yes, I didn't do it, Can I help
Speaker 1: the following guest? Because guess what was was I the
Speaker 1: following guest? No? No, I was the next guest. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Anyway, I just thought i'd so you see,
Speaker 1: you see how awkward it is when you're actually living it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I finally understood what you did understood at wal Walgreen's
Speaker 1: that day anyway. Um oh, and we also we also
Speaker 1: launched this hotline that we want to play some with
Speaker 1: the greatest phone number ever. Yes, we have f you
Speaker 1: a seventy seven in our phone number, and the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys now has a phone number which we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: you right now. And I'm just gonna lay this out there.
Speaker 1: It is open twenty four seven three. If ever, you
Speaker 1: are somewhere where you feel like you need to leave
Speaker 1: a voicemail for us, that's helpful to the show. That's
Speaker 1: helpful for us well implementary to me or if you're
Speaker 1: drunk and you just want to ramble or babble or whatever,
Speaker 1: you could leave us a voicemail at to one eight
Speaker 1: F you you a all right, and we're gonna play
Speaker 1: some of your voicemails. That's actually the phone number. That's
Speaker 1: a number. Co f you seven. That's the number. It's
Speaker 1: easy to remember, okay, to go out on your phone
Speaker 1: what numbers those are? But so so yeah, so so
Speaker 1: if you're ever maybe you're in a bind, maybe you're
Speaker 1: in a bed, but maybe there's something that it's almost
Speaker 1: used like a voice note, like oh my god, the
Speaker 1: brooken voice have to know about this, and on the spot,
Speaker 1: call the number, leave us a voicemail. Maybe we'll play
Speaker 1: it on a future episode. So we're started yesterday. We
Speaker 1: put the call out. Keep them short, so it's not
Speaker 1: a text message. Phone number. You don't send, you don't
Speaker 1: try to send text message. So so what we want
Speaker 1: Google Voice, we want you to do is leave your information,
Speaker 1: leave stuff there on on that just tell us what
Speaker 1: you want to said to the show. Yeah, and so today,
Speaker 1: he says, yesterday yesterday were like, let's launch it twenty
Speaker 1: four hours in advance of today's Thursday recording of two
Speaker 1: hundred whoever saw it. Some people reacted to it and
Speaker 1: left voicemails for us. We're going to play those back
Speaker 1: in a little bit. Okay, all right, all right, we
Speaker 1: got a lot to go to. This is like the
Speaker 1: warm up. Yeah, I have I have a question that's scary.
Speaker 1: This is right up your alley. You are the king
Speaker 1: of social media in my world. You are the guy
Speaker 1: who obsesses over what you post, and you post a lot.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that I have a bit of a dilemma.
Speaker 1: A dilemma, A dilemma. He had a visit by the
Speaker 1: wonderfully talented, incredibly nice Jimmy Fallon this week, who I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of, watch him every night DVR and if
Speaker 1: I don't watch him and watch him the next day,
Speaker 1: love Jimmy Fallon. And meeting Jimmy Fallon. First of all,
Speaker 1: he's just nice. He hugs you, He's like, let's see
Speaker 1: you again. Oh my god. He's just the sweetest guy.
Speaker 1: And you know, he stays around after the show. We
Speaker 1: take pictures with him, took a group picture, we took
Speaker 1: solo pictures and Ali Gold who we had on this podcast,
Speaker 1: Ali who who does um our social media who you.
Speaker 1: She thirst trapped you remember we had her. I remember that.
Speaker 1: She also commented on my theory T shirt. She's been
Speaker 1: on several. She took a lot of pictures. So I
Speaker 1: was showing Jimmy fallon my Saturday Night Live baseball jersey
Speaker 1: that I bought many many many years ago that I
Speaker 1: haven't even worn. I bought it as a collector's item,
Speaker 1: as the tags on it. He was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I was so great, like he was excited, and I
Speaker 1: took a picture with him with me holding new jersey.
Speaker 1: But Ali took a bunch of pictures of him laughing.
Speaker 1: I made him laugh. He was laughing. I'm laughing. Great pictures, right.
Speaker 1: The problem is all of the candids, I don't look good,
Speaker 1: like I was looking down, I was looking I didn't
Speaker 1: look good. All of the pictures of the two of
Speaker 1: us together holding new jersey, either I look bad or
Speaker 1: he looks bad like he's blinking about that. He looks
Speaker 1: like he's drunk, he looks like he's tired. He was
Speaker 1: neither of those. It's just every time you take, when
Speaker 1: you take a burst of pictures like that, you gotta
Speaker 1: get at least one good one. She didn't take a berth.
Speaker 1: She did manual click click click, So, and she didn't
Speaker 1: do the three to one because three to one you
Speaker 1: get ready to keep your eyes open, right, one to
Speaker 1: three whatever, right, But she didn't. She just went boom,
Speaker 1: boom boom. But her boom booms were obviously on the blink.
Speaker 1: So I look fine in the pictures I want to post,
Speaker 1: but he looks. So I had to find the one
Speaker 1: that looked as decent as possible for Jimmy. So my
Speaker 1: question is, do you post a picture that makes the
Speaker 1: celebrity look good, especially if you're gonna tag him, because
Speaker 1: they'll Jimmy follows me on social media, So if I
Speaker 1: post it, if I don't tag him and he sees
Speaker 1: it in his feego why and he tagged me? And
Speaker 1: if he sees it and I do tag him, he'll
Speaker 1: definitely see they'll go why would he post this picture?
Speaker 1: I look like crap? So I tested it out, right,
Speaker 1: I put it on my Facebook page, which is my
Speaker 1: private friends and family, right, so this way you could
Speaker 1: kind of see how it does there. Yeah, because no
Speaker 1: one's gonna like tag him. So what did you discover?
Speaker 1: Do Falon looks drunk? No, Falon looks like he's have asleep,
Speaker 1: is yourkay? You can't post that on social right, and
Speaker 1: the only picture he looks really good, I look like shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not posting that. You kind of there's no way
Speaker 1: to like edit it. I can't edit the one where
Speaker 1: maybe the one where you look where he looks drunk,
Speaker 1: maybe you could edit his eyeballs a little bit too,
Speaker 1: or maybe I could have Ali like take his head
Speaker 1: on the good picture and put it on the Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the next thing I was going to suggest.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but so it's so, which is worse.
Speaker 1: Look I look like ship looks like. I think it's
Speaker 1: worse if they look like shit. I think you gotta
Speaker 1: suck it up. I mean, look, look at the picture
Speaker 1: I posted with me and Britney Spears. I look like ass.
Speaker 1: And that's probably one of my worst pictures I've ever
Speaker 1: taken in my life. That was that was the you know,
Speaker 1: that was the picture that motivated me to do dr
Speaker 1: Fat Loss the first time. That was it was literally
Speaker 1: that moment when I'm like, you know what, I don't
Speaker 1: recognize me anymore. I need I need to get on,
Speaker 1: I need to do something. That was my motivation right there.
Speaker 1: My picture with Jeff Timmins of Degrees was why I
Speaker 1: decided to lose the weight because of the pandemic. I
Speaker 1: hadn't been in a celebrity photo for almost two years. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of Jimmy Fallon, by the way, he shouted out
Speaker 1: Deezer during the morning show, Deezer, do you remember the
Speaker 1: app that several episodes ago? I I was trying to
Speaker 1: get us on d I said, why are we not
Speaker 1: on Deser We're on every other podcast app? And then Brodie, Yes,
Speaker 1: Brodie came to the rescue, and then everyone Deezer became
Speaker 1: a punchline for people on this podcast. Well, guess what
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon was talking about. All the places Yeah, all
Speaker 1: the places that you can hear from the audio we
Speaker 1: should have grabbed. We should have grabbed that. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: for next episode two oh one, which will really be
Speaker 1: the spectacular episode. Uh, Jimmy. Jimmy founds like, well, what
Speaker 1: are you talking? You know, you know, available on on
Speaker 1: you know. He he goes, he goes on he has
Speaker 1: this song out Mask Christmas, Yeah, available on Spotify, I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio and Deezer and he goes Apple Music. Deezer,
Speaker 1: So we were laughing and tech and some of the
Speaker 1: slices texted in there, like he said, days are It
Speaker 1: was a funny moment anyway, all right, we got a
Speaker 1: lot to get to and U but right now, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a lot. We just have a the jingle
Speaker 1: now in the middle of my sentence, because I hate
Speaker 1: when you do that. I will let you finish your thought,
Speaker 1: all right, because I don't want you to interrupt me,
Speaker 1: because you did all the time while the son of
Speaker 1: a bit you did it you before the commercial. Um,
Speaker 1: I think I think, I think we should start with
Speaker 1: our friend Luke our but oh, Luke listen. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's got a recording studio. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's got expensive equipment in there. But Luke again,
Speaker 1: someone for a little party from the heart unsung hero,
Speaker 1: A guy who just came in out of nowhere and said, guys,
Speaker 1: I wrote this for you, and then Brodie, you had
Speaker 1: him tweak it. What did you do? Yes, so the
Speaker 1: original recording, because you know, listen, we listen with radio
Speaker 1: ears and you know, when produce your own stuff, you
Speaker 1: don't always hear it the way other people hear it.
Speaker 1: So I just asked him if he could lower the
Speaker 1: music a little bit because his vocals were a little
Speaker 1: you couldn't hear him. And on the original one it
Speaker 1: was sort of you know, it was he was swimming
Speaker 1: in the music a little too. It was too deep
Speaker 1: in the music. The remix um but this again, this
Speaker 1: is because it's the two episode. It's we're not going
Speaker 1: to be the you know, breaking new artists podcast, No
Speaker 1: no no, and and you know what, listen, he tried
Speaker 1: his best here and got some good sound. What I'm
Speaker 1: not dissing the guy. I'm not dissing him. No, obviously
Speaker 1: tried his best. I'm saying that he's a slice. That's
Speaker 1: all Luke are all right. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: may not become a theme song for us, but this
Speaker 1: is definitely worthy of episode two hundred. So here's Luke
Speaker 1: R with his rap song faking boys, sc scary back
Speaker 1: half boodhead. We started to the rowing almost like sy
Speaker 1: neat thing and the like entertain quick with quick, quicktping
Speaker 1: for the brak and they use no no eiven when
Speaker 1: we will mass up, massed up alone and get invested hurd.
Speaker 1: We got to laugh at all the R get corrected
Speaker 1: correction when we were all forced to stay apart and
Speaker 1: stay away when each other looking boys. Damn right. They
Speaker 1: kept this straight. One hundreds wee never no Never, You
Speaker 1: want to talk with all unknown and the doors on
Speaker 1: the podcast on People, all the laugh, Think over Everything
Speaker 1: to the best too longer episode of the Greatest Show.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm saying no cat, saying no cab. So
Speaker 1: this is a way for me to rip day the
Speaker 1: best podcast out here today, out here to let me speak.
Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say about that. But you get
Speaker 1: a fitful way so they don't get mad. Fuck you
Speaker 1: eight seventy seven. Boy, a slice the vout takes at
Speaker 1: the end. I love that. You gotta say both ways
Speaker 1: and they get mad. Dude, he's got backing vocals and
Speaker 1: echoing and for a second, no, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: edit that out. That's a real illness. I know it's
Speaker 1: a real illness, but it sounded for a second like
Speaker 1: he had it. I don't know any addressed, your cards
Speaker 1: and records, your cards and emails. Come on, don't be
Speaker 1: a snowflake. I'll play this first, the Snowflake Journal for
Speaker 1: the first time. On the way I wrote a snowflake
Speaker 1: joke for Uncle Johnny this week, and I don't think
Speaker 1: people got it. I know I got it, but it
Speaker 1: was here was the joke, in case you missed it.
Speaker 1: The joke was, um, why are Santa Claus? Why are
Speaker 1: Frosty the Snowman's kids offended by everything? Because they are
Speaker 1: a bunch of snowflakes? Say the Snowman people the snow right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think people got like they were like, really
Speaker 1: original joke. I wrote that I made that up. It
Speaker 1: wasn't original joke. Well, uh, Luke, are thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Get in touch with us, Luke. I'm we're gonna send
Speaker 1: you a so a Brooklyn Boys swag, some swag. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send it from my personal collection. I got a
Speaker 1: box of Brooklyn Boys merch here uh, and I have
Speaker 1: to buy all new Brooklyn Boys merch Uh. Here Here
Speaker 1: comes Brody with the I love it. Here comes the
Speaker 1: I don't know how he would say that you're gonna
Speaker 1: compliment yourself without no, No, I'm not. It's not it's
Speaker 1: not a it's not a self compliment. I'm the guy
Speaker 1: a lot of weight. Okay I did. But so here's
Speaker 1: the thing, so I you know you mean, I like
Speaker 1: to I I collect things. I'm a bit of a collector.
Speaker 1: So I thought, yeah, so I bought two of everything
Speaker 1: in the merch store, two of every s shirt, two
Speaker 1: of every shirt, figuring like, you know, because God forbid,
Speaker 1: Like because listen, this is a part. This is a
Speaker 1: time in our lives when we have a podcast and
Speaker 1: a merg store. Right ten years from now, we may
Speaker 1: not have a merg store a podcast anymore. And so
Speaker 1: I always feel like somebody's watching me. No, I always
Speaker 1: feel like if I ruined the only Grammar police shirt
Speaker 1: that I bought, I won't be able to get another one.
Speaker 1: So I bought two. Well, none of them fit me anymore.
Speaker 1: And I know that you went. When you brought the two,
Speaker 1: you went big and bigger, right, No, I went the
Speaker 1: size I was at. I put the same size, same size,
Speaker 1: and bigger, didn't didn't. I've never in my life been
Speaker 1: bigger than when I bought those shirts. So when you
Speaker 1: say you bought two, were they two different to the
Speaker 1: same sizes? Oh? I do it. I just told you
Speaker 1: I bought one in case one got case one. Okay.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a just in case moment.
Speaker 1: What would be the point of buying a large and
Speaker 1: as small, so that in twenty years from now, if
Speaker 1: I ruined the large, I gotta go on a hunger
Speaker 1: strike to get something to aspire to nobody. I'm never
Speaker 1: gonna be a small. Sometimes I go clothing shopping and
Speaker 1: something is slightly snug on me, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what first quarters works? You know what I did?
Speaker 1: I went to, uh, Nordstrom rack. I love Nords. That's
Speaker 1: where I just got my suit for tomorrow night. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Nordstrom. Yeah, it's a Nordstrom rack. If you don't know,
Speaker 1: it's it's like the the clearing house of unsold. Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I went to Nordstrom and then it was the men's department.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a dick. What's the rack? Well, I was
Speaker 1: supposed to go to Nordstrom today. Is that like Sacks
Speaker 1: fift Avenue, but it's like off fifth. It's like so
Speaker 1: it's like upscale Marshals. You know how Marshalls has odds
Speaker 1: and it's not Broadway, but it's you know, it's it's rack.
Speaker 1: If you're living here, Nordstrom rack you can get really
Speaker 1: nice shirts, but you get it from it. On one side, Okay,
Speaker 1: you got it for a great price, though, right, so
Speaker 1: you might find, oh my god, I love that blue
Speaker 1: shirt they have in a large, I'm getting it, or
Speaker 1: it's it's a small. I wear a small. I'm getting it.
Speaker 1: But they don't have like a hundred of those shirts.
Speaker 1: They've got two of them, and you have to hope
Speaker 1: that it's your size. But so I so I went
Speaker 1: and I got I guess they were either slim fit
Speaker 1: or athletic fit. They were my size, but they were like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, ten pounds away from fitting. So you
Speaker 1: convinced yourself, I like these shirts enough, I'm gonna lose
Speaker 1: ten pounds. I'm gonna get my my myself in these shirts.
Speaker 1: So I bought, like, I bought like six shirts at
Speaker 1: the time. I think I bought them winter of nineteen.
Speaker 1: Then the pandemic hit, so I had no reason to
Speaker 1: wear dress shirts to work. I was wearing T shirts
Speaker 1: every day. I still am. And I never lost the
Speaker 1: weight because I had no reason to. I wasn't wearing
Speaker 1: the shirts. I mean, I had reason to it, but
Speaker 1: I never you know, I didn't wear the shirts, so
Speaker 1: I lost the weight. I haven't. I've owned the shirts
Speaker 1: for almost two years. They all fit me now, but
Speaker 1: that's not that's not a way to buy clothing, so
Speaker 1: that we're two years later. Yes, I have to buy
Speaker 1: all new books. So so our guy Matt sometimes sends
Speaker 1: us freebes like samples. Yes he does, like, oh you
Speaker 1: know what, like we have Brooklyn Boys shirts and colors
Speaker 1: that aren't on the store a website. What do you
Speaker 1: think of this light blue? This heather blue? What do
Speaker 1: you think of this gray? Sample? Samples? So I've got
Speaker 1: samples in my new size and I put them on
Speaker 1: and go, oh, I like this, this looks good. So
Speaker 1: now you can wear the sample. I can wear the samples,
Speaker 1: but I can't wear the original original just to kind
Speaker 1: of swimming anyway, that's just me. I'm sure everyone's called
Speaker 1: it late. Will you fluctuate one way or the other.
Speaker 1: So yeah, And by the way, a lot of people
Speaker 1: sending us pictures of them with their three free holiday
Speaker 1: ornaments that they got coming off of the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: merch store. You can go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big
Speaker 1: Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot
Speaker 1: com and take a look at what we got. We
Speaker 1: got beanies, the ones one that I should have had
Speaker 1: with me today as I was freezing my ass off outside.
Speaker 1: What the pom pom is my style? I go without
Speaker 1: without palm? Guy? Can I tell you have they always
Speaker 1: been called beanies? That's a new thing. I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean I used to call them ski hats, ski campaign
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what I'll tell the beanies. It's
Speaker 1: a generational thing. So in the forties and fifties and
Speaker 1: sixties before my time, beanies were like a red, blue
Speaker 1: and yellow little uh round thing you wore on your
Speaker 1: head with a propeller, yes, right, like if you watched
Speaker 1: the old little wrest used to wearier growing up, growing
Speaker 1: up as a Jew, I'd wear a yamaka sometimes, like
Speaker 1: they called those they call those beanies because there was
Speaker 1: the same shape minus the propeller, the pillar. Where is
Speaker 1: your propeller? Beanie? Babies? That, by the way, that was racism.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, that was propeller. Let me
Speaker 1: phrase that. There was always awful stuff, but that was
Speaker 1: that was the level of my school. That was like
Speaker 1: where are your beanie? It's much worse now racist It
Speaker 1: is never good. I'm just saying it. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, that was like the that was the big
Speaker 1: Jewish thing. All of a sudden, these beanie beanies somehow
Speaker 1: came into meaning the ski hat that I used to
Speaker 1: be like what dock workers would wear. I used to
Speaker 1: think of the like dock worker hats. You'd wear them
Speaker 1: down by the docks, like longshoreman would wear a peak coat,
Speaker 1: and that act. Well, they used to be a lot
Speaker 1: more roughly, a lot more loose. These there's a lot
Speaker 1: more The ones that they have today are a lot
Speaker 1: more tight fitting, a lot more so the term. Every
Speaker 1: time I had beanie, I go, oh God, where's the propeller? Right? Okay, freshbacks.
Speaker 1: You never forget getting picked on it. We were talking
Speaker 1: about we were talking hold on and we were finishing
Speaker 1: talking about our our merch store matts listing. Right now, listen,
Speaker 1: we we want to I want to let you know
Speaker 1: that everything's back in stock, including the Brook and Boys
Speaker 1: holiday sweater and holiday T shirt. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We we stocked up for the holidays because we figured
Speaker 1: we don't only sell out of stuff, so we got
Speaker 1: at everything. Everything's in stock. Now's the time to buy now.
Speaker 1: If you notice, people have been giving rady reviews on
Speaker 1: the quick turnaround in the order fulfillment department. So it's
Speaker 1: not like you're gonna wait weeks. So now's the time
Speaker 1: to buy. You want to buy buy Christmas? Yeah, by here,
Speaker 1: let's go. Well, buy any two items in the store
Speaker 1: and they're gonna hook you up with three fine quality ornaments.
Speaker 1: I might add fine quality ornaments absolutely free. Okay, so
Speaker 1: make sure you do that. Can I pick on you? Now?
Speaker 1: You can pick on me? And then I want to
Speaker 1: I want to play this at least the first half
Speaker 1: of this montage. Well, I want to pick on you
Speaker 1: real quick. You said something ahead, you were complaining about
Speaker 1: something yesterday, I complain. I wish I had audio because
Speaker 1: if we had the audio, I would play it as
Speaker 1: a drop on this podcast. Every week we were talking
Speaker 1: about TV shows and out of nowhere, scary sess to me.
Speaker 1: You know, the Bachelor's really going downhill. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: such a that's not a You and I used to
Speaker 1: be talking sports. We should be talking about you know,
Speaker 1: did Marvel shows and Disney plause. I think this guy's on.
Speaker 1: It's like great to football. There's great set tonight the
Speaker 1: Stars and night football. You're like, I'm gotta tell you, Brodie,
Speaker 1: the Bachelor's really going down. But for some people, though
Speaker 1: the Bachelor is a sport, is like watching sports. It's
Speaker 1: the equivalent of their It's like listen, you could say
Speaker 1: the following your team week to week is like a
Speaker 1: soap opera, following the NFL and the trials and tribulations
Speaker 1: of what's going on. You watch such little television, yeah
Speaker 1: that you like of all the shows, I know you
Speaker 1: watched The Bachelor. I watched it passively. I just noticed
Speaker 1: they're just doing more and more to just to get attention,
Speaker 1: to garner attention for ratings. Feel like, I don't like
Speaker 1: the quality of the Bachelor's lately, and then they're just
Speaker 1: starting this starting fist fights with each other. Who's walking
Speaker 1: off the set? This one's with the producer, and like
Speaker 1: they have these like side storylines that you don't like
Speaker 1: that that take away from the main show. That's actually
Speaker 1: The Bachelorette at this it's not the Bachelor. Were not
Speaker 1: a similar show, but the reality show I got, I got,
Speaker 1: I got roped into. So one of my daughters his
Speaker 1: home was home from college last week, a week before,
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago whatever. It was Thanksgiving, right,
Speaker 1: and so she's, uh, we were home in the house,
Speaker 1: you know, chilling. I think it was a Sunday night
Speaker 1: and uh we were only wants home at the time.
Speaker 1: So she's like, oh, I was in the living room.
Speaker 1: She oh, Dad, I want to want to catch up
Speaker 1: and now I'm home from college, I want to catch
Speaker 1: up on some shows I missed. Oh well, I already
Speaker 1: know what this means. You know she hasn't watch the
Speaker 1: same show as I do, So she said, can I
Speaker 1: get the remote? Sure? Now, I haven't seen my my.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen her in you know, a couple of months,
Speaker 1: a month and a month and a half, whatever he's
Speaker 1: been do. I want to spend time with her. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna get up whatever she wants to watch. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sit there and watch with her. Scary. We watched
Speaker 1: seven episodes of a show that I swore I would
Speaker 1: never watch. I see the commercials, I turned them off.
Speaker 1: I mute the TV. If you thought the Jersey Shore
Speaker 1: was a bunch of people who weren't that bright, they
Speaker 1: all look like geniuses compared to cast, you were going
Speaker 1: to say that, oh my god, did you do during
Speaker 1: that the third season? Already? I know what season? Whatever?
Speaker 1: The season with the first season that came out with
Speaker 1: Flora Shore. They were you want to talk about a
Speaker 1: train wreck, except now they are established characters with backstories,
Speaker 1: and they all think they're celebrities, so they act like
Speaker 1: they're famous, and so the drama, the fights, the poor grammar. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just it's listen. It's entertaining for some and I'm
Speaker 1: not criticizing. It's actually a great beehive of activity. First podcast.
Speaker 1: If you make a list of things that I don't like,
Speaker 1: this thing is everything. This is just a train wreck.
Speaker 1: But I will say by the fifth episode, I was
Speaker 1: sort of into some of the dynamics. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: isn't this guy talking to this guy anymore? So he
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have have to to fight two seasons ago? What
Speaker 1: was the fight about? What they thought about that? So
Speaker 1: I felt like I was into the like I was
Speaker 1: debating the like this the content, And she's like, see, Dad,
Speaker 1: that's why I like it because you can you can
Speaker 1: yell at them, and yeah, you immerse yourself into it,
Speaker 1: and you all of a sudden you're you find yourself
Speaker 1: as part of it. And then and that's how I'm
Speaker 1: talking about with the Bachelor Bachelor, they're following that same recipe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt dirty, I felt I had to go a shower.
Speaker 1: I did. I did. And every friend they bring over,
Speaker 1: oh my friends coming from my hometown. Every friend is
Speaker 1: a train wreck. Every friend is drama. Every friend wants
Speaker 1: to go after the hot guy in the house. And
Speaker 1: he was and the hot guy, the hot guy forget
Speaker 1: his name. He's long hair. He's got a girl who
Speaker 1: he's kind of seeing right now. He's sort of kind
Speaker 1: of like it doesn't want to be He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of sort of maybe thinking about you know, we're
Speaker 1: together for a while now, she's she's my girl for
Speaker 1: a while now, So he's not really the girlfriend. He
Speaker 1: doesn want to they're not They don't want to commitment,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't want to do that. But he's talking
Speaker 1: to it. We're talking a lot, like I'm from a
Speaker 1: different era. What they just say it like you bant,
Speaker 1: you're dating, you're banging. We're talking. Were sort of like
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to, but if you're talking, that means
Speaker 1: you're banging. But there's right, but but he's using every
Speaker 1: word but like she's my girlfriend. Who was serious? No,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to make it walk. I think
Speaker 1: it right it may work someday, right yeah, right now
Speaker 1: it's looking good. I don't want to ruin it. And
Speaker 1: he's sort of like, okay. So then one of the
Speaker 1: girls on the show brings her two girlfriends with the
Speaker 1: same name. I don't remember. Don't tweet me, but let's
Speaker 1: say it was like Mindy and Mindy or Heather and
Speaker 1: Heather or the Tritias. It was like the two of them,
Speaker 1: and the two of them both want him as if
Speaker 1: he's the only man they've ever seen in the world. Well,
Speaker 1: it sounds like that that that's a throuble in the making.
Speaker 1: That's a throuble. Well, no, they don't want the throup.
Speaker 1: They want the dub. They want the solo action. I
Speaker 1: don't think they care if he banged one separately or
Speaker 1: like later. So that one of them gets really flirty
Speaker 1: with him, and he's like this big dumb loop, you know.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, let's go for a walk. Meanwhile, she's like,
Speaker 1: they they sit on his bed. Which way did he go? Guys,
Speaker 1: which way did he go? So they sit on it,
Speaker 1: they sit on hard bed or his bed, and he's like,
Speaker 1: don't you hear the voiceovers, like I don't want to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see that girl you're on television, dude, whatever
Speaker 1: you do, she's gonna see. Right. So this girl is like,
Speaker 1: so are you guys happy? And I'm kind of like
Speaker 1: seeing her, you know, like we're kind of talking. That
Speaker 1: means that he's not happy. But no, no, no, he's
Speaker 1: kind of like doesn't because this girl is kind of
Speaker 1: slutty hot, like in that skanky way, like like if
Speaker 1: you okay, you do right to me. She was like,
Speaker 1: but but she was so like you could see there
Speaker 1: was a hot person there. She showered maybe, but she's okay.
Speaker 1: She wasn't unattractive, she just wasn't my attractive. Let's take
Speaker 1: note everyone once again. Brodie and Brodie, he's very out
Speaker 1: of character behavior. Continues his pattern of behavior as he
Speaker 1: as he describes in depth an episode of Florabama Shore,
Speaker 1: What is wrong with You? So she's kind of like
Speaker 1: touching his arm and he's like you can hear them
Speaker 1: him saying like this is not going well. Dude. You're
Speaker 1: in the bed with her, You're sitting on the bed
Speaker 1: and she's like scantily dressed and she's all over him.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, yeah, yeah, just finished telling me you
Speaker 1: hate this kind of television. I hate it, but I'm
Speaker 1: just a No. Then the other girl with the same name,
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to talk to her. Now they're fighting
Speaker 1: because she's like, I had I saw him first. Well,
Speaker 1: I went up to him first, and his whole thing
Speaker 1: is like, you know. Then he goes to like confessionals.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I don't what to do. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be good. I'm trying to be a
Speaker 1: good person, but it's so hard. It's so hard to
Speaker 1: be good, is it, though? Is it that hard to
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend and not cheat on her on television?
Speaker 1: He made it like he was like a saint. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Anyway, that's it. Okay, No, I'm all, well,
Speaker 1: I have to go watch you worked up? You all
Speaker 1: worked up, Florid. My point is I hate the show.
Speaker 1: But it's like, Wow, you're drinking. You're what else, Brodie?
Speaker 1: You got drunk? What else? You're acting? You acting? You
Speaker 1: know you're doing You're doing product endorsements on your social media,
Speaker 1: which people called you out on the Well me hold,
Speaker 1: they were telling me to hit the jingle on you,
Speaker 1: David Brody. You were at home making Riyo's making lasagna
Speaker 1: home Yo's homemade sauce spicy stripe lasagna and he's making
Speaker 1: his spicy stripe lasagna and then he's like, Hey, I'm brody.
Speaker 1: It's brody for Rio's. And then everyone on your on
Speaker 1: your comment thread on your post was like, hey, scary,
Speaker 1: look at this hit the jingle? B have that Knia
Speaker 1: did you hit your head? You? Okay? Yeah, So to
Speaker 1: two things you should know. Well, first of all, I
Speaker 1: put on their paid paid partnership. Yeah, we know that,
Speaker 1: but that's so nice. And that's not a slip in
Speaker 1: when you when you do a sponsor on social media,
Speaker 1: that's not a hit. I've been preaching that for years,
Speaker 1: that that that that's not a slip. Hit the jingle
Speaker 1: is when you get paid on the Elvis Duran Show
Speaker 1: for a client and you slip it into my co
Speaker 1: hosting podcast, that's a hit the jingle right, Okay, But
Speaker 1: we might get paid to endorse a product and we're
Speaker 1: upfront about it. Yes, like on this podcast, if we
Speaker 1: get paid to endorse Slice or Please Cheese, we're up
Speaker 1: in front. Were there that it's a it's a thing.
Speaker 1: They're a client, they're endorsed. But again we don't endorse
Speaker 1: products we don't like. That's right, But if Scary says
Speaker 1: they'll give you a free doorbell camera, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a hit the jinglet. I ended the show last week
Speaker 1: slipping in the fact that you can go to elvistor
Speaker 1: and dot com slash sauce and watch. But I thought
Speaker 1: I thought like it would be like it's and where's
Speaker 1: that get a hit? Because I feel like you're now
Speaker 1: starting this, you're down, you're going down this path, so
Speaker 1: I feel like I need a jingle for you the
Speaker 1: same way you need from down the path. I wasn't
Speaker 1: really plugging a sponsor. What I to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I took three hours to make that video. I had
Speaker 1: to use a tripod. I filmed it by myself, so
Speaker 1: every scene I had a re angle and re height
Speaker 1: adjust the tripod with my phone on it, so there's
Speaker 1: like multiple camera angles. Then I had to position the
Speaker 1: sauce jars and the meatball box and make sure the
Speaker 1: cow to It's difficult work, right, you right, but you
Speaker 1: know what if you live alone. I happened to be
Speaker 1: alone that day. Nobody wants to be around when I
Speaker 1: was cooking, and so uh it took a lot of work.
Speaker 1: So if you want to see the food I made,
Speaker 1: you can go look now. Now Nate from our show,
Speaker 1: he did uh, I don't know what he did a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago or two months ago. He cooked
Speaker 1: something else right, and that's fine. Did a great job.
Speaker 1: He's a new kitchen. It's great when I made lasagna
Speaker 1: because I love making lasagna. No one else made lasagna.
Speaker 1: Well yesterday I see on the website it says coming soon.
Speaker 1: Uh Nate and his fiance getting paid. They made eggplant lasagna.
Speaker 1: No listen, I'm a lasagna guy. On the show I
Speaker 1: made lasagna? Did man make? Did film a video of
Speaker 1: making lasagna? It was like the time that I made
Speaker 1: meat balls and then two weeks later Uncle Johnny fair
Speaker 1: Show made meat balls and make don't do that. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, I you gotta make something else with the sauce.
Speaker 1: You can make things with sauce. Now. Granted, Natan Heather
Speaker 1: did a basil sauce, a different one of Rio's homemade s.
Speaker 1: I use the pesto and the rabbi were trying to upstage,
Speaker 1: but and they're making it healthier. They use an egg plants.
Speaker 1: So I mean I listen. I made mine with meatball
Speaker 1: and sauce right now, So I'm not it's not about
Speaker 1: that about the product. I love the product. I eat
Speaker 1: it all the time. That's why I did it. But
Speaker 1: the video, I'd like you guys to go watch the video.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why else I want to watch the
Speaker 1: video again. It's not I don't get any money if
Speaker 1: you watched the videos. So this isn't a It's just
Speaker 1: I look to see how how many views everyone else has,
Speaker 1: and I have about nine d views right now. Elvis
Speaker 1: has fourteen hundred. Most people have about twelve eleven hundred,
Speaker 1: so close. But there's a couple of random, you know,
Speaker 1: random people and not they're not random, they're great people.
Speaker 1: But a couple of people on the show have views.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do I have? How many do I have?
Speaker 1: I don't even know? You like, I'm at nine now,
Speaker 1: so I'm I'm gaining. I think I made the steak
Speaker 1: pizza Pizzaiola last yesterday. Here's what I'm thinking. If listen,
Speaker 1: all I need is like views, right, and then the
Speaker 1: multiples of that. Listen to this podcast right now? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, right, we I mean we have I mean,
Speaker 1: listen where we do it very well. If if if
Speaker 1: half of you, a third of you just go to
Speaker 1: Elvis Rand comes less sauce again, not for the sponsor
Speaker 1: part of it. I love the problem. Sounds like we're
Speaker 1: having a pledge drive here for I would like you
Speaker 1: guys to watch it. Everybody Brody worked hard on podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, I can't wait anymore. I gotta unwrap this gift.
Speaker 1: I know this is like, this is like Christmas for us.
Speaker 1: This is Hanka. Hanka passed already though. So let's introduce
Speaker 1: you to a man from Lancaster, Pennsylvan, Pennsylvania, and his
Speaker 1: name is Adam Geg who aim to us and just
Speaker 1: handed us this, this piece which we thought was going
Speaker 1: to be maybe I don't know, ten fifteen min is
Speaker 1: worth of work where he would put together like thirty
Speaker 1: seconds worth of material and then it turned into this
Speaker 1: ten minute scary calls me, he goes, Brod, did you
Speaker 1: listen to it? I go what? He goes, Adam? Adam
Speaker 1: gag He said this and stuff the listener. He said it.
Speaker 1: Oh this a little now, let's do it now. Well,
Speaker 1: here's I'm gonna read the email that I wrote back
Speaker 1: to Adam as soon as I heard it, I said, Adam,
Speaker 1: go ahead, I don't know where to begin. Wow, just wow,
Speaker 1: you blew me away. I've done production work my entire career,
Speaker 1: and I know the number of hours it took and
Speaker 1: the level of effort that went into this. You, sir,
Speaker 1: deserve an award. This will be prominently featured on episode
Speaker 1: two hundred and we would like to speak with you
Speaker 1: on the podcast, which we haven't gotten in touch with him,
Speaker 1: but we should. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You
Speaker 1: went above and beyond our wildest expectations on this. We
Speaker 1: salute you, and let's be in touch and Brody uh
Speaker 1: you would yours And I sent a similar thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I said, let me second everything scary okay,
Speaker 1: right again blah blah blah blah blah blah. Alright, so
Speaker 1: and he apologized for not doing more, to which I
Speaker 1: was like apologizing. I thought were gonna we should have
Speaker 1: had it for a trip down memory lane and scary
Speaker 1: is gonna stop it in the middle and we're gonna
Speaker 1: give you or should we just do the whole thing
Speaker 1: through at this time point? No, because because I because
Speaker 1: it's I want to just play half. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about the first half and then we'll play the
Speaker 1: second half. Are you sure. Yes, it's ten it's ten
Speaker 1: and a half minutes. It is long, it's long slices
Speaker 1: not what she said. Yeah, let's let's just do play it,
Speaker 1: and then when you feel like it, we take a Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta breathe. This is the this is the one
Speaker 1: that's eight minutes. Oh, you have the ten and a
Speaker 1: half minute one. You sent it to me, but yes,
Speaker 1: yes I did. Where is it? It says, try this
Speaker 1: one that's eight minutes. Hold on, you suck, bro? Do
Speaker 1: you suck? You fuck this up? Man? This was that
Speaker 1: big moment on the front of you suck it. Suck.
Speaker 1: It's the wrong one, unprofessional. Try this one. This is
Speaker 1: that you checked it. We talked like, here it is.
Speaker 1: I got it, I got it. Okay, you did play it,
Speaker 1: I got I got it. I got it. Okay, let's rewind.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how do I control my own fucking phone?
Speaker 1: This is a problem. Yeah, seven million dollar equipment. Gary
Speaker 1: Pelvis Rand presents just off air Show. I think we
Speaker 1: titled this one new Beginnings. I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is a new beginning. I gotta be there rebuilding the
Speaker 1: offair show live on the office. I have not First
Speaker 1: of all, I have not agreed to be part of
Speaker 1: this podcast. I really think it's the worst decision. The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Welcome Boys podcast. So welcome to the
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. Somebody says w t F in a text,
Speaker 1: What does that mean the mother? No? What what? That's
Speaker 1: my mother? When you tie your shoelaces, you have fat
Speaker 1: guy laces. No, when you're in shape, you bend down
Speaker 1: straight and you tie your shoelace. That's where you're a
Speaker 1: fat guy. You bend your leg over your other leg
Speaker 1: and you tie it off to the side. And so
Speaker 1: when guys are out of shade, their laces are off
Speaker 1: to the left or off to the right because there's
Speaker 1: legs and breast. That was lmbs morty guardens. I still
Speaker 1: don't know what the L and it stands. Look at
Speaker 1: that bitch hashtag slice And by the way, why don't
Speaker 1: you write there's new stickers on the pail? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: did they say? They say trash slash bustled up, of course,
Speaker 1: because the people that take that stuff don't understan WHOA
Speaker 1: that was scary too. No no, no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no. C C. C C c C. I
Speaker 1: was to grammar police the spelling. My mom is a
Speaker 1: school teacher. Okay, a S T R I K. You
Speaker 1: just said, and it's something that you do with your
Speaker 1: white that's right, that's asterick is a s t e
Speaker 1: r I K. Wrong. You spelled it wrong the first time,
Speaker 1: and then a different way the second time. Another way,
Speaker 1: another way. We welcome the fat Jewish comedians Maniscalco. Yes,
Speaker 1: the day I do a radio tour, my neighbors are
Speaker 1: sawing down their house. It's like it couldn't have been
Speaker 1: worth timing jokes in the studio and he said, scary approach.
Speaker 1: You guy should put together breary. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: be sproty. Let's do some birthday. We had some birthday.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It's the Brooklyn Boys birthday, Linch,
Speaker 1: what do you mean Brooklyn Boys podcast birthdays. Oh, we
Speaker 1: have not discussed this. She can't do it on it Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what do it at a bar when they
Speaker 1: hand you on my Hey, these are the people celebrate
Speaker 1: Berney's and all no, no, no, he you know who
Speaker 1: has birthdays? Everybody? Oh your birthdays in January? So spine,
Speaker 1: what are the odds twelve to one pumpkin spice direct condoms.
Speaker 1: That's the It's like a coccacino. What's a cocacino. I'll
Speaker 1: serve you one right when you go to the buffet breakfast.
Speaker 1: The bagels are ship. The bagels come out of a bag.
Speaker 1: They're hard, They're like hockey pucks. You know what. They're Spagels.
Speaker 1: There's ship bagels and Spagel's. I just bade it up
Speaker 1: the Spagel's hashtag Spagel's hashtag, Drake's Cakes, hashtag don't play
Speaker 1: the crankame hashtag pickle park, hashtag fox salad, hashtag scaries box.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's a hashtag. I mean it is beautiful.
Speaker 1: He's and the picture is crystal clear. Sloman's is the
Speaker 1: best hit, the fucking Jingles hit the sang don't try
Speaker 1: to tell me that was your father sag it not.
Speaker 1: You said it wouldn't help yourself, couldn't help you. Amazing job.
Speaker 1: I want to read his nuts long because he gave
Speaker 1: his two straws out of five. How's your corn beef?
Speaker 1: Take another bite? Okay? Well what is his zoo? Of
Speaker 1: our podcast? Abe seventy seven egg says stop eating during
Speaker 1: the podcast Dummies, and he gave us two fucking stars.
Speaker 1: Fuck you man, So this is for you, a combe
Speaker 1: Where am I now you're on the podcast? It's you
Speaker 1: don't put. You don't put your own sun. Your own
Speaker 1: mother gave me prop first. If someone tells me their
Speaker 1: water is sparkling water that they made in the house,
Speaker 1: I don't they fart into the jar. I don't want
Speaker 1: it take fart water. But if they have, Sam Pellegrino,
Speaker 1: the apps are fucking looke worst sparkling water because it
Speaker 1: tastes like you drinking flat seltzer. Never gonna be a sponsor.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Sam Pellegrino. I hate Pellegrino. Hastago you back.
Speaker 1: But Michael Rabortzi now finally six months, six months, would
Speaker 1: wait for you, buddy. You know you know why. It's
Speaker 1: brody and scary, not scary and brody because Scary didn't
Speaker 1: want me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's
Speaker 1: brody and scary. That's the way it is. This is
Speaker 1: by please. I'm said, Oh no, sar my scary. You
Speaker 1: criticize my son putting a knife in my back. I
Speaker 1: feel like I need to make this up to you somehow.
Speaker 1: You have to what can you do for me? Some freaks?
Speaker 1: I want to take my mother off STA dinner. No,
Speaker 1: you know, I can send you something maybe you coach
Speaker 1: would be nice. By the way, would you eat at
Speaker 1: a place called Tainties, fish and chips? No, camp might
Speaker 1: seem was the other day you realize the hell would
Speaker 1: name their place and held on fish and Chainty's space
Speaker 1: with fish and your chips. I will stop it right there. Wow,
Speaker 1: I know what's coming in the next half. That would
Speaker 1: have been enough. That's only by the way, that's only
Speaker 1: five minutes. That's only half of the montage that Adam
Speaker 1: Geg put together. It's again, he's not a radio person.
Speaker 1: He's not. It was good with that. He edited that
Speaker 1: on video editing equipment and software, and he claims because
Speaker 1: I'm not an editor, I'm not. I'm like, dude, you
Speaker 1: could make a career out of this. You Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I might adjust some levels here and there, but
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I know that's definitely. But as far as
Speaker 1: the rhythm, the pacing, the clips that he chose, yeah, again,
Speaker 1: and we're only halfway through. We have another five minutes
Speaker 1: of that to play. Wow. Man, as you know we
Speaker 1: speaking of I've been eating a lot of stay lately, Brody.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. And a lot of listeners have
Speaker 1: been coming to me and texting me and like, what's up,
Speaker 1: where's David Brody? He's gonna be pissed. Okay, okay, for
Speaker 1: the record, let me say something right now. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: just because I'm going out for dinner does not mean
Speaker 1: that I need to have a have David Brody there,
Speaker 1: or be that that he needed to be there to
Speaker 1: eat steak with me his friends because my friends are
Speaker 1: not his friends or not my friends, or Brody may
Speaker 1: not be close to my friends. You get where I'm
Speaker 1: coming from. Yeah, I get where you come from. You
Speaker 1: get where I'm coming from. All right, Well, the little
Speaker 1: list of the slices a little miss misinformed that they
Speaker 1: think that I need to take you out. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: So that means I can't have steak with my other friends. No,
Speaker 1: you can. It's just it's just it's been two episodes.
Speaker 1: You still haven't brought me a steak dinner. Really, And
Speaker 1: a lot of your friends that you claim like not
Speaker 1: my friends. You know, I get it. Your part like
Speaker 1: a little group you have since you're a kid. A
Speaker 1: lot of them hit me up for friendship on social media.
Speaker 1: They clearly want to be my boy. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know. I'm not listen. I know a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: not offended, not ended, you know. But when I see
Speaker 1: the pictures of you out for steak dinner with your boys,
Speaker 1: I look at that group and I go, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to go out those guys. Yeah, man, yeah
Speaker 1: that's that. You guys look happy. I'm fine, but you know,
Speaker 1: taking me off for like a happy two steak dinner
Speaker 1: would be great. But you know, but I feel like
Speaker 1: this year two is the year like I'm getting my
Speaker 1: free steak dinner from Scary is gonna pay for which
Speaker 1: I tried twice. Let's not rehash it. We already played
Speaker 1: the rehash of the montage. We don't need to rehash.
Speaker 1: To rehash. They state that the third time is a charm, right, Well,
Speaker 1: it's at least that many times, isn't it. The Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: My air conditioning and heating unit just kicked on in
Speaker 1: the basement. Are you hearing that? Because if it's a problem,
Speaker 1: I'll go done it off. It's not too bad. I
Speaker 1: think we're okay right now, because I've been freezing for
Speaker 1: the past two hours. You're freezing. We stopped and started,
Speaker 1: and we prepped. We didn't prep. How are you gone
Speaker 1: minutes through this? I don't know. We're already We're already
Speaker 1: forty nine minutes in on on the two eisode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, all right. Are you superstitious? Um? No, Well,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of superstitions out there. There are the
Speaker 1: basic ones like black black crushing your path. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not superstitious of that, or walking under a ladder. Not superstitious.
Speaker 1: So what's the complexity of the story? El just mentioned
Speaker 1: something on the air, all right. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he was I don't remember. It doesn't really matter. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he's telling a story or he was
Speaker 1: reading a story, or he told the story. But somewhere
Speaker 1: alan in the story he was talking about he said like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe he was just making up a number, you know,
Speaker 1: like in the stories, make up the number. And he said, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a problem with the guy in thirteen C on
Speaker 1: the plane. So a bunch of people texted in and said,
Speaker 1: you know, there's no thirteen throw on the plane, but
Speaker 1: bad luck, it's bad luck. There's no thirteen throw. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: but right away, I'm gonna say it doesn't matter. The
Speaker 1: one after twelve is even even though you call it
Speaker 1: the fourteenth row, it's the row. It's just not called that,
Speaker 1: right right. If the plane goes down, it's not looking
Speaker 1: at the numbers on the seat. You don't get the trick,
Speaker 1: the trick the gods and whatever is right. So, so
Speaker 1: first of all, a couple of people texted and said,
Speaker 1: I work for such and such airline. We have a
Speaker 1: thirteen throw. So it's not people like, no planes don't
Speaker 1: have thirteen row. Yes, some some line, just because you
Speaker 1: know some information. I think Southwest has has the number thirteen.
Speaker 1: If I'm free to move about the country, one of thirteen.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, not every building skips the thirteenth floor. Well,
Speaker 1: my building, we skipped more than that. We skipped thirteen,
Speaker 1: and we skipped anything. We skipped anything with a two
Speaker 1: in it. Well, that's ridiculous. Are you is it an
Speaker 1: Asian building? Yes? It is, Yes, I've been there because
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it two? Or is it four? Maybe there's
Speaker 1: another number that Asian people, some Asian communities find to
Speaker 1: be bed luck. Oh my goodness, oh no, we we
Speaker 1: I say, I think it's four anything with the four
Speaker 1: and so there's no fourth floor, No, there's none. In fact,
Speaker 1: there's no fourteen. So in my building it skips from
Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen because thirteen no and four, which is ridiculous, ridiculous,
Speaker 1: it's a bad luck number in that in that culture.
Speaker 1: So we do have a lot of Asians that live here.
Speaker 1: So yes, I've I've been, I've seen it. Yes. So
Speaker 1: here's my thing about planes. If you're in the thirteenth
Speaker 1: row or the fourteenth row or the twelfth row, right,
Speaker 1: let's say there's no thirteen row. Let's say there's a
Speaker 1: thirteen row, you're still all going down. The plane goes
Speaker 1: down when you hit the mountain, you're all hitting the mountain.
Speaker 1: There's no lucky row, right, because there's someone in twenty
Speaker 1: two right now that doesn't feel unlucky because they're in two.
Speaker 1: I tell you right now, if there's no thirteenth row,
Speaker 1: in ninety percent airplanes, a hell of a lot of
Speaker 1: planes without a thirteen throw of crashed. Well, well that's
Speaker 1: not a whole lot, but it's scary if if planes
Speaker 1: don't have thirteen rows, the plane crashes every year, like
Speaker 1: one is, lots of thirteen less road planes have crashed. No.
Speaker 1: My point is that's a stupid thing. We make up
Speaker 1: a number thirteen fourteen O two, that the thirteen is evil,
Speaker 1: and now we don't have thirteen floors and buildings for
Speaker 1: what reason? Buildings burn all the time without thirteen floors
Speaker 1: the thirteen floor, it's nothing affects anything. There's no like,
Speaker 1: the fire doesn't go there's no thirteen floors building. It's
Speaker 1: good luck. I'm gonna stop spreading my fire, stop spreading
Speaker 1: your fire. We didn't spread the fire. Okay anyway, So
Speaker 1: people were like all up in arms about thirteen. I'm
Speaker 1: not listen. If a truck's gonna hit you, it's gonna
Speaker 1: hit you. It's not hitting you because you were in
Speaker 1: a thirteen jersey. That the guy that I got, that
Speaker 1: guy's got the jersey on dadam this this baseball players
Speaker 1: and every sport has we uniform numbers, has plays it
Speaker 1: with thirteen. Yeah, it's some of them are Hall of famers.
Speaker 1: By the way, you get a numbers um and I
Speaker 1: promise this is my last tangent. I promise there's a
Speaker 1: podcast I heard a commercial for. I weren't known for tangents.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast that comes. But I don't want
Speaker 1: a triple tangent. I'm gonna stop here. I read a
Speaker 1: commercial for a podcast today and I'm sure it's accurate.
Speaker 1: All they do is celebrities that died at seven. This
Speaker 1: new episode was James Dean with Amy wine House, like
Speaker 1: I don't know how old Kirk Cobain was with Jim
Speaker 1: Morrison diet don't. I don't know if you google artists
Speaker 1: at by point was so many people have died at
Speaker 1: twenty seven celebrities that they can do a podcast and
Speaker 1: have enough episodes? Right? You need? Have you one a month?
Speaker 1: That's twelve a year celebrities. I mean, I'm gonna google it,
Speaker 1: I guess, and a lot if you like, if you're
Speaker 1: a celebrity. Now, look, that doesn't mean twenty seven is unlucky.
Speaker 1: It's coincidental or maybe it's a time in your life.
Speaker 1: Is celebrity where you got money? Right? Yea fame, you
Speaker 1: start doing drugs, you're out and you're done. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: like the just the number thing, like there's gotta be
Speaker 1: people who watched it se year olds man, it's good
Speaker 1: bad luck? What do you do? Skip it? You can't
Speaker 1: skip the year jews a big year you get bar
Speaker 1: Mitzvan as a jew mail jew thirteen that was good
Speaker 1: year for the got a lot of money you know well?
Speaker 1: Or beaniebling gambling. Seven sevens are usually a good luck
Speaker 1: when you on the slot machine, right, seven seven seven,
Speaker 1: But in craps, in the in the first role, the
Speaker 1: opening role, seven is lucky. But in every other role
Speaker 1: of the die the dice in craps, seven you cleared
Speaker 1: the table and you lose your money. You lose all
Speaker 1: your money. But what does it mean to come eleven eleven?
Speaker 1: Because you want eleven? So seven and eleven eleven is craps? Right?
Speaker 1: I guess when you when people say seven, come eleven?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? And I can google it? But
Speaker 1: don't you know something? Come eleven? I don't you know something?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in the same room. Sounds dirty.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be. He would like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't don't don't don't ask that no. But the point
Speaker 1: is sevens are lucky when you get three sevens on
Speaker 1: the slot machine, but after the first role, but after
Speaker 1: the number and once the point is made in craps,
Speaker 1: then seven is out. It's seven out. That means that's
Speaker 1: when they take that fucking long wooden step. Well you
Speaker 1: know what, they all the money all towards the fucking
Speaker 1: the banks. Seven is the number most likely to come
Speaker 1: up on the on the two die roll. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right because it's the most combinations combinations, five, three,
Speaker 1: and four. That's why it's it's got the three different
Speaker 1: But in the opening role, you want to keep rolling
Speaker 1: sevens seven seven seven, and then you don't want it
Speaker 1: once the point is made. That's a whole other I'm
Speaker 1: not teaching your c I can't play craps. I don't
Speaker 1: want I just I look at it. You just that's
Speaker 1: what they play in movies. That's that's you don't play craps.
Speaker 1: You take them. Yeah, because I don't want to be
Speaker 1: like I want to lose all my money. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about it, just go to the buffet. I think we
Speaker 1: should play the second half of his montage. We also
Speaker 1: have some voicemail to get to calling it a montage montage, alright,
Speaker 1: But and then we got the voicemails, all right, I
Speaker 1: just I just I wanted to about what happened it
Speaker 1: did it other night? And then but boy, I want
Speaker 1: to hear the montage, play the voicemails because I want
Speaker 1: to take a break from the montage for a minute.
Speaker 1: Do you really let's yeah, I want, I want to
Speaker 1: hear the voicemails. Okay, hold on a second, I took
Speaker 1: the time. F you abe seventy seven and leave us hopefully. Well,
Speaker 1: there's no one since I last checked. Well to see
Speaker 1: and the tweets they are so basically yes, to play
Speaker 1: the ones you wanted to play, we can't play them.
Speaker 1: Two eight F you abe seventy seven? Uh and these
Speaker 1: are people that left their voicemail. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this line is now connected seven, So feel free to
Speaker 1: make that voicemail any time you want and leave one
Speaker 1: for us. We may play it on a future episode.
Speaker 1: Here's a great I have the log in, and I
Speaker 1: can change it so that it makes Scary's phone ring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's not do that. Yeah, let's keep it, thanks Dick.
Speaker 1: I can also set it where he gets an email
Speaker 1: every time. You know, let's not do that either, alright,
Speaker 1: rye two oh three? Here we go. What's to us?
Speaker 1: Three is where this came from? Who cares about the
Speaker 1: area called play the damn thing? Hey, Brodiant scary. It's
Speaker 1: Anthony from Central Connecticut. Keep up the good work. Congratulations
Speaker 1: on two hundred episodes. So as for life and let's
Speaker 1: go mas. Hashtag Brodian scary. Now that was the first
Speaker 1: one we got, so I wanted to play one. You
Speaker 1: gonna get much better than that. That was the person
Speaker 1: that tag Brodian scary and said let's go mats. Come on,
Speaker 1: well that one right there was the first one. Okay,
Speaker 1: and here we go continuing along. Hey, Brodian Scary, it's
Speaker 1: Jamie a K Monster donut pants. I just want to
Speaker 1: take natulations on episode two hundreds. I can't believe that
Speaker 1: you are allowed to you your bs for two hundred episodes,
Speaker 1: yet here you are. Thank you for making me and
Speaker 1: everyone else laugh for as as long as you have.
Speaker 1: I especially need it now that I've been going through
Speaker 1: a bit of a health scare. Keep up the good work, guys,
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping for two hundred more. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much, and we hope you feel better. Monsters years
Speaker 1: for you autely that the fact that she's under the
Speaker 1: weather and took the time to do that. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Thank you so much, all right, and here's
Speaker 1: the one from Brooklyn Boys, Scary and Brodie. Brodie and Scary.
Speaker 1: I've been looking forward to episode two hundreds for what
Speaker 1: seems like sucking forever. Now. This is Chris Travers. I'm
Speaker 1: a Slice for Life. I've been listening to every episode
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and I'm so hyphed that
Speaker 1: you guys are actually giving listeners an opportunity to come
Speaker 1: on the podcast and have their voice be heard and
Speaker 1: tell you guys how much you guys are looking awesome.
Speaker 1: And I love it. I'm in New Yorker myself. You
Speaker 1: guys are the ship. Keep doing what you're doing. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. I know a lot of us do, so
Speaker 1: keep doing you're doing Brooklyn Boys Slice so Life. Appreciate
Speaker 1: it great. Thank you. Okay, and here comes Area code nine.
Speaker 1: What's up, Scary and Brody. I love the podcast. I
Speaker 1: listened all the way from San Diego, sing Bong short
Speaker 1: and sweet? What's the bing bing bong? Is the Knicks?
Speaker 1: It's part of the rallying thing. Oh that's what it is. Hey,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys is Anastasia from queens Um. I was interested
Speaker 1: in your input on that new ohha commercial. I know
Speaker 1: that you guys have been on a roll with funny
Speaker 1: commercials and such, so I'm very curious to hear about that.
Speaker 1: Be Well and Slice for Life. That's a local commercial
Speaker 1: that we play on. It's a nightmare? Is that your
Speaker 1: friend Dave that does that? The other that's a that's
Speaker 1: a no, that's horrible. Ah, well, you know we should
Speaker 1: play that on. Well, I don't know. We don't want
Speaker 1: to lose the money on that. But yeah, let's wait
Speaker 1: till let's wait till they stop advertising and then we'll
Speaker 1: get back to that. It only plays on one and
Speaker 1: listen the rest of the country. Consider yourself lucky. It's
Speaker 1: all will say. Yeah, all right, yo, Broken Boys is
Speaker 1: Frank Stell and haircong Wine for Connecticut. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to stay if you guys are doing a great job
Speaker 1: for the podcast. Um I wanted to see you guys.
Speaker 1: Wanted to maybe do a pizza tour. I think you
Speaker 1: guys are in a great area where you can hit
Speaker 1: up Caniquette, New York, New Jersey. That's being a matter
Speaker 1: of a month just getting up local pizza stops, um Manequet.
Speaker 1: I can show you the ropes Connecticut pizza, so to speak.
Speaker 1: In Connecticut. Take you to or four great piece of
Speaker 1: places within a day. Yep, a good day. Yeah, that's right, Brodie.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that Connecticut pizza? I'll go
Speaker 1: eat it. I gotta eat it in a little a
Speaker 1: little little bit of moderation. New York King, King, can
Speaker 1: you the pizza? No? No, I still think New York
Speaker 1: is the best pizza in the way you too, But
Speaker 1: I've tasted Connecticut pizza and New Haven Pizza has some
Speaker 1: great you know, contend to the way. I want to
Speaker 1: just clarify the bing bong thing case you guys screaming
Speaker 1: at you at your phones. Uh, there's a show called
Speaker 1: side talk that made it a thing on TikTok. That's
Speaker 1: what I thought, but the Knicks have adopted it, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how I heard it through the Knicks. But that's
Speaker 1: what some side talk. It's mich yo. Don't play that
Speaker 1: other message because clearly I didn't think it through obviously. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know the chance that this is played on the podcast.
Speaker 1: You know, I had people a litre nervous, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to say I have a place for life for
Speaker 1: how long? Uh? Probably since you got have started. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that if you thank you keep going. We can't
Speaker 1: play them all scared, no, I know, but yeah we have.
Speaker 1: We have quite a few more you know people to
Speaker 1: time about this one. Yeah one of him, uh my
Speaker 1: fat fingers, a birdie and scary it's mistress here. Congrats
Speaker 1: on two on two hilarious episodes of the Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: and thank you for building a community of slices. I
Speaker 1: finally found my people and they all hate bad grammar
Speaker 1: as much as I do. Love you guys, okay, and
Speaker 1: from what up? Brooklyn Boys named Gabe, I'm a merchandiser
Speaker 1: for seven up. Listen to your motherfucker's every single day
Speaker 1: on my drive to work from work and between stories,
Speaker 1: fuck you age seventy s And hey, y'all need to
Speaker 1: talk to I Heart radio about the stupid fucking rewind
Speaker 1: if that forward problems, okay, we will do that. Okay.
Speaker 1: We are ambassadors of goodwill for you. Uh, what's up? Boys?
Speaker 1: The real Kicklow? Congratulations on two harderd episodes episode I
Speaker 1: can't wait to keep hearing more what's the life? Okay?
Speaker 1: And then two more? Does he call himself to kick Low?
Speaker 1: Because his voice I've never heard his voice before. Here's
Speaker 1: another feedback he got out to the Brooklyn Boys. The
Speaker 1: hell you mess it up? Brody? There you go. I'd
Speaker 1: in preview. This one just came in. It's funny. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize they don't even know what the hell is
Speaker 1: going on this they're still recording. All right, Well we'll
Speaker 1: just alright, last one. They had no idea. Last one
Speaker 1: out to the Brooklyn Boy. Okay, there you go. Our
Speaker 1: phone numbers to one eight f you ape seventy seven. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: to one A seventy seven. Well, if you know listen, well,
Speaker 1: we gotta up up the anti if we want to
Speaker 1: keep playing these, leave us some great comments stories, questions
Speaker 1: for the Brooklyn Boys. You can ask questions and maybe
Speaker 1: we'll answer them on a future episode of this podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, we gotta uh commercial break here, and
Speaker 1: then we have the other half of them. Monte, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta call it a fellow
Speaker 1: radio person that that I'm not gonna mention names, but
Speaker 1: on another Grammar police issue, another one like brilliant scary.
Speaker 1: All right, I want to play the half of this
Speaker 1: montage and then you could call out your people, all right,
Speaker 1: Adam G E. G. You ruined my fucking joke. I
Speaker 1: was actually looking for it. I want to buy this
Speaker 1: is just to a Middle Eastern vampire. No Jewish, that's
Speaker 1: your Jewish. I was actually, um, yeah, I was walking
Speaker 1: through the lab at one late one night she doing
Speaker 1: the monster man shud, actually looking for it and center
Speaker 1: the forty four on the microphone. You spent hundreds of
Speaker 1: dollars ten thousand dollars, forty seven thousand dollars, fourteen point
Speaker 1: six million dollars, five billion dollars and that equipment. Listen, asshole,
Speaker 1: never been voting before. My microphone's falling up. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's eighty thousand dollars. Get it? Oh ship, Oh no,
Speaker 1: if another hundred thousand, go ahead, play it wait quickly.
Speaker 1: And by the way, he didn't wipe his ass. That's
Speaker 1: why I think he was cranking it. No, dude, if
Speaker 1: he was cranking one, have you ever made those sounds?
Speaker 1: If you were doing that, do you go oh fuck?
Speaker 1: We have a serious tribe issue. So two weeks ago
Speaker 1: someone started posing as me, took a couple of my pictures.
Speaker 1: He posted it as his lead his lead picture on
Speaker 1: j Date, which is the Jewish online dating service. If
Speaker 1: he goes on any date. He's not author the thirty
Speaker 1: seven year old doctor. And if he is author the
Speaker 1: thirty seven year old doctor, how ugly must he be
Speaker 1: if he's using your picture? All right, that's a comment
Speaker 1: I was waiting for. We don't yell a lot. We
Speaker 1: yell sometimes, but not a lot. You're not fun. Take
Speaker 1: less thing to me. Fuck you Pelican Polls. I gave
Speaker 1: you a boding shirts cad. Fuck you, Agnes. It's not
Speaker 1: white milk, it's just milk. Shall Yeah, why are you
Speaker 1: telling me that you just gotta do your fucking car accident?
Speaker 1: What I'm Steve fucking Stacy the man, blow up? Bare throat?
Speaker 1: Do I do? I smell free dessert coming. I can't
Speaker 1: find the waiter. He's not getting soda, he's not getting
Speaker 1: me water, he's not getting me anything. Fuck you Alexa,
Speaker 1: oh Ship, Hold on a second. It's snowing here in
Speaker 1: the studio. We got the fucking snow flakes on our hands.
Speaker 1: I have hearted it to flush of fucking toilet. Don't
Speaker 1: tweet me. I don't care. I don't need you to
Speaker 1: very find my day. Fix the fucking software. What fuck
Speaker 1: you Amazon cares? I'm gonna take a candy grape soda
Speaker 1: with for my troubles for waiting, and we're gonna call
Speaker 1: it even so, I said, we're good. Are you talking
Speaker 1: about telling what I want? That's freak English. What's the
Speaker 1: age limit for chocolate milk? Solabed was closed? You're right, no,
Speaker 1: but you're you don't even wait for the answer, your man,
Speaker 1: that's my bodka. That's how it fucking works. Ketaba albums,
Speaker 1: katy albums, fuck your Rosita, fuck you, Shiniko would know
Speaker 1: you and fuck you head with no name tag funk
Speaker 1: all three of you. It's fucking racist. I really appreciate that,
Speaker 1: but I can't you if you paul the balls on
Speaker 1: Hercules delivery system. F you fake Stephen. They raised my
Speaker 1: rate four thousand the seven thousand dollars a year. They're
Speaker 1: not using real juice. Hashtag trial even though we had
Speaker 1: a frigate appointment. Hello, Mr Brodie, is it okay if
Speaker 1: we put a Calvin fucking climb Bart bugger James and
Speaker 1: what was on top of the ex salent dil fucking dil.
Speaker 1: We don't need to hear your god deal horn. It's
Speaker 1: the upscott, he says. I can't take the box because
Speaker 1: it's FedEx. Notter the frankl doesn't need the money. You've
Speaker 1: received a letter from us. Please enter the pin number.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking elevator partner is already pressed. It's clearly lit up.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna go any faster. People. He gets on
Speaker 1: the turnpike, he goes south, south, he goes south again.
Speaker 1: My wife emails them back and says, I need to
Speaker 1: talk to you on the phone. I guess who's gonna
Speaker 1: answer the fucking phone where they call n My name's Melissa,
Speaker 1: bitch the way is that? What is this what this
Speaker 1: podcast is going to be about? Because there's kind of
Speaker 1: shaping it and we've been doing nothing but bitching want
Speaker 1: me than you than me? Fuckers? And you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't just call it any Peter Luker, call it
Speaker 1: Peter Lucas and boys, boys, Wow, what a montage that was.
Speaker 1: We've done some things over I think that was Adam
Speaker 1: Geg once again, amazing, amazing, my again stuff in there.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm thinking to myself, it's funny, I'm laughing. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know what I was talking about. So okay,
Speaker 1: So here's a challenge. Here's a challenge. You know the
Speaker 1: people the female listener of ours um that did the
Speaker 1: flow chart, Yes, where we went off on tangents. It
Speaker 1: was tangent you want to do? You want to you
Speaker 1: gonna ask for a transcript of what we just felt.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that that right there is beyond is beyond transcribable.
Speaker 1: There's no flow chart for that order of what we've
Speaker 1: done in order and in order to really appreciate the
Speaker 1: level of effort we know went into that, and again
Speaker 1: we didn't ask for it. It's like it's a lot
Speaker 1: of work. We know you have to you have to
Speaker 1: do what we do for a living, and you have
Speaker 1: to listen to everything. You have to then chop it
Speaker 1: up and put it together real time and then edit
Speaker 1: and go back and forth and whatever. Anyway, we've got
Speaker 1: a police, police, police, let's correct someone and hopefully this
Speaker 1: is not an a t M then thing. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: so so these these I'm just gonna there's a couple
Speaker 1: of people on the air there, it's more than one person.
Speaker 1: They do show together and one of them says things
Speaker 1: sometimes grammatically wrong. The other one makes up words or
Speaker 1: uses the wrong words like they're close to the right word,
Speaker 1: but they're different words. So this week they said, I
Speaker 1: think that's gonna be a harboring of things to come, harboring,
Speaker 1: harboring of things to come. Now, harboring would, I assume,
Speaker 1: would mean to put something in the harbor if you
Speaker 1: or if you harbor something that you're you're you're holding
Speaker 1: feeling like you harbor feelings for your harboring, holding it back,
Speaker 1: you're holding it in right, right, Okay. What they meant
Speaker 1: to say was harbinger. It's a harbinger of things to come.
Speaker 1: Somehow harbinger turned into harboring. Well, how did that person?
Speaker 1: How would they even have the word harbinger the expression?
Speaker 1: But you don't remember it the right way, right, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's something harb something in with the thing. I wanted
Speaker 1: to rip my radio out of my car and throw
Speaker 1: it out the window. I could not believe harboring of
Speaker 1: things to come. That person makes more than me. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure all of us you know. I'm a fan,
Speaker 1: but I was just, Oh, I felt like I was
Speaker 1: watching floor by Shore. Well something I wanted to add
Speaker 1: and this this really scalds my dog? Is that even
Speaker 1: a thing? You don't even have a dog. I don't
Speaker 1: even have one, but you'll never have a dog. When
Speaker 1: I heard a commercial and it runs, this commercial runs
Speaker 1: a lot on a lot of radio in New York.
Speaker 1: It's talking about the legalization of marijuana. And it's a
Speaker 1: website followed by a subwebsite, in which case they express
Speaker 1: it so and so marijuana someon dot com. Now it
Speaker 1: should be slash marijuana the easiest way, because we all
Speaker 1: know that when typing into a web browser or anything,
Speaker 1: the only thing that the only valid slash is a
Speaker 1: forward slashing. With this fucking commercial, they say it three
Speaker 1: times in every commercial, and I hear all day dot
Speaker 1: com backslash marijuana, backslash. Dude. I want to call these
Speaker 1: people like dude, you're first of all, they they're getting
Speaker 1: the backslash confused with the forward slash. They mean to
Speaker 1: say forward slash, because it's the only slash that's valid.
Speaker 1: If you take less there here their Hebrew and they're
Speaker 1: reading right to left. No, but if you if you
Speaker 1: then it's then it's going down. But if you enter
Speaker 1: it back. But if you type of backslash where that
Speaker 1: it goes from top to bottom on on a diagonal, Okay,
Speaker 1: if you type that in any web address, it's always
Speaker 1: invalid because it's an invalid key. You doesn't lead anywhere ever,
Speaker 1: so that's always going to be invalid. It's always forward
Speaker 1: to the person who invented the Internet. And and U
Speaker 1: R L S. Fuck you. You should have just used
Speaker 1: the dash and the underscore fun people with the underscores
Speaker 1: the pain in the ask the type they should be
Speaker 1: an underscore button. Don't you think you should be underscore button?
Speaker 1: At this point? Right? Is there an underscore button? Is there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Then they were listening to make no there
Speaker 1: isn't you gotta shift, you gotta shift. I want to
Speaker 1: underscore button. You know you owe a button that that's
Speaker 1: by itself without you know what else? You know what else?
Speaker 1: The Internet has been around sin mainstream. I know what
Speaker 1: was wrong before that? People have been using computers, uh
Speaker 1: for what years? Twenty seven years? Now? Why isn't there
Speaker 1: a dot com button? Actually, some websites, some things on
Speaker 1: my phone and applications have the dot com dot com
Speaker 1: I will say if you if you hit ESPN, ESPN
Speaker 1: and hit enter it, it puts it in for you. Also,
Speaker 1: here's a trip They should add it to the keyboard,
Speaker 1: the actual hard keep. There should be a dot org button,
Speaker 1: dot com button, fun dot net but anyway, and dot gov.
Speaker 1: So if you do um on I think on Mac also,
Speaker 1: but definitely on PC. If you type a web address right,
Speaker 1: let's say you do like a good housekeeping If you
Speaker 1: do control enter, it puts the dot com there and
Speaker 1: then goes to the website like it's that's what it does.
Speaker 1: I may have said that it's two undred episodes. I
Speaker 1: said a lot of things. I may have said, but
Speaker 1: there should be a dot com button. But if you
Speaker 1: do the control enter, you don't need a dot com button.
Speaker 1: How about how about put backslashes forward slashes. It should
Speaker 1: just be a slash, but there's two of them because
Speaker 1: you have both. Right, it should have been a dash.
Speaker 1: Make it a dash. I tell you, and then I
Speaker 1: tell you that I got stuff for next week, and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna go on vacations. So I gotta make sure.
Speaker 1: We have to make sure two oh one is good.
Speaker 1: We go on the you know the episodes after two hundred.
Speaker 1: You know, the first two hudre were easy and we
Speaker 1: got to Now I got three jingle balls to go
Speaker 1: to in the next week and a half. So it's
Speaker 1: gonna be busy. We too, because they don't invite me
Speaker 1: to Florida. You should. Maybe they'll invite you to the
Speaker 1: Florabama Sure, jingle ball. You know what's you know, what's
Speaker 1: ironic is that I was one of a couple of
Speaker 1: people that was instrumental in getting us on why right,
Speaker 1: and now they forgot all about you? And then and
Speaker 1: then there's that the people that that got us on
Speaker 1: one hundred too long gone and the new people. They
Speaker 1: don't invite me to wedden like who is this guy?
Speaker 1: They don't invite me to the big They don't you know,
Speaker 1: but they wouldn't have Elvis Duran if we didn't work
Speaker 1: our magic and then steal half their staff the credit. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: a small piece didn't. Didn't we fly to Nashville to work?
Speaker 1: We did? We did? That was so long ago, just
Speaker 1: the two of us. Know. What I'm saying is, how
Speaker 1: about a jingle ball ticket? That's all I'm how about?
Speaker 1: Come on, how about it? How about a jingle ball ticket?
Speaker 1: Don't remember, I don't remember anyway. If you'd like to
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