Speaker 1: It's time say cats a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
Speaker 1: and she thinks that her husband of one year, Eddie,
Speaker 1: might already be messing around, So talker right now and
Speaker 1: see if he is. Hopefully not. But Maya, thank you
Speaker 1: for your email, thanks for coming on the show to
Speaker 1: do this. Tell us what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe Eddie is cheating. I mean, he's always
Speaker 2: in a weirdly good mood and has been like very
Speaker 2: much extra happy lately, has been bringing me flowers and
Speaker 2: then asking if I want to go out to dinner,
Speaker 2: and then really complimentary.
Speaker 3: Okay, those good things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 2: They are good things that they are not normal Eddie things,
Speaker 2: like I mean, we've been together before we got married,
Speaker 2: for years, and I know how he rolls, and suddenly
Speaker 2: this is like when we first started.
Speaker 4: Dating, and my spidery senses are saying that he's up
Speaker 4: to something.
Speaker 2: I mean, like maybe he's over compensating because he feels guilty.
Speaker 1: That's how I was going to ask you, do you
Speaker 1: think it's guilt?
Speaker 4: I do, I honestly do, because he didn't treat me
Speaker 4: this nice one except for the first month that we
Speaker 4: started dating.
Speaker 2: And then you know, things kind of just become more
Speaker 2: normal and it's like.
Speaker 5: Hey, let's just watch the Netflix and go to bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like we're normal people, instid.
Speaker 2: Of life for at date, but he's acting like he's
Speaker 2: on a first date with me, but not with me,
Speaker 2: and it's just weird.
Speaker 3: Is there anything else that kind of validates your spidey sense, Like,
Speaker 3: I'm sure you've been looking for staff.
Speaker 4: Right, So he signed up for a gym membership and
Speaker 4: has been spending a lot of time in the shower,
Speaker 4: and also he's been taking his phone in with him.
Speaker 4: Before he's always been like, we're going to keep electronicside
Speaker 4: of the bathroom because it gets humid, and so now
Speaker 4: he's like in there with his phone.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you always went into the bathroom with
Speaker 1: his phone to shower, that's fine, m because that's something
Speaker 1: he always did. But if it's new, whenever the phone
Speaker 1: habits change, that is always a sign because.
Speaker 3: It's that one spot it's like the only time you
Speaker 3: get your alone time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's been like weirdly protective of it.
Speaker 5: So if they're like rings or whatever, he's just.
Speaker 4: Like, I got it hold on and then he like
Speaker 4: goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people who are protective of the phone, they're hard
Speaker 1: to trust. Or when they start putting the phone with
Speaker 1: the screen down when they never put it that way before. Oh, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: Yes, So when they walk away, you flip the phone
Speaker 3: over and you look at the messages.
Speaker 2: Except he's been taking it to the bathroom. I know
Speaker 2: I would do that, except he's been taking it with
Speaker 2: him everywhere.
Speaker 3: And maybe he's checking out his body.
Speaker 4: I wish he'd do any cool stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe it really is so like he's been going
Speaker 3: to the gym. Maybe that's been making him feel better.
Speaker 3: Maybe he does go take pictures of himself for before
Speaker 3: and after. Maybe he's just feeling himself a little too
Speaker 3: much and it's embarrassed by it, Like, dople, don't you
Speaker 3: take more pictures of yourself since you've been working out
Speaker 3: every single morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I fill my workouts every day. I
Speaker 1: do it because I look at it and then I
Speaker 1: look at the form or check yourself out. Yeah, whenever
Speaker 1: I tell you that, they're like yeah, right, and like
Speaker 1: I do. But then also I might want to post it,
Speaker 1: you know, because I like to post my workout stuff.
Speaker 1: And then also why not check yourself off from time
Speaker 1: to time and be like, hey, I'm seeing results, so
Speaker 1: maybe that could be Hey, yeah.
Speaker 2: There's no way he's recording himself at the little Lenk
Speaker 2: eating end. He signed up for good. I really think
Speaker 2: he can get off the StairMaster having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Okay, Maya is not having him. Yeah, and have you
Speaker 1: ever suspected him of cheating before?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this.
Speaker 2: It's driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: And people come to us as a last resort. I
Speaker 1: know that like they have no other They feel like
Speaker 1: they don't have another option. So we'll try to catch him.
Speaker 1: You already's also a grocery store. You guys are rewards
Speaker 1: card member at so we'll pretend to be from there,
Speaker 1: call him and tell him that every single month, we
Speaker 1: choose one rewards card member at random who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our beautiful, new and improved oral apartment
Speaker 1: that does delivery. Now and see if he believes that,
Speaker 1: and then who he sends the flowers to. Okay, if
Speaker 1: he sends them to you or someone else? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back and get your to
Speaker 1: Catch acheater next if you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater. Maya is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she suspects that her husband of a year might be
Speaker 1: cheating on her. And before we give him a call
Speaker 1: and try to catch him, Maya, why don't you tell
Speaker 1: everybody what's going on? Refresh everybody's memory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's been cheating on me because he's
Speaker 2: been in a really good mood lately of buying me
Speaker 2: things and flowers and kind of like almost apologetically taking
Speaker 2: me out to dinner.
Speaker 4: I think he's covering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't ask you this in the first part.
Speaker 1: Is there anybody that you suspect that he is cheating with?
Speaker 4: No, I don't know where he'd meet anybody. Honestly, he's
Speaker 4: kind of a boring person.
Speaker 1: All right. Oho, well, I'm going to die this phone
Speaker 1: of her right now. Pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store that you guys are rewards card members at, and
Speaker 1: do the usual say that every single month, we choose
Speaker 1: one rewards member totally random who gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our floral department. We'll see v Senzo, see you
Speaker 1: or to someone else. Okay, Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, is this Eddie who shops at Yeah, this is Jordan.
Speaker 1: I'm head of the customer service team, calling to say congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're this month's winner.
Speaker 5: What did I win?
Speaker 1: Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
Speaker 1: random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful, brand
Speaker 1: new floral department. We completely reimagine it and we do
Speaker 1: delivery now. So you've won thirty six long stem red
Speaker 1: roses a box of chocolates, and it can be sent
Speaker 1: anywhere in the United States, absolutely free, totally on us.
Speaker 1: It's our way of saying thank you for shopping.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you don't need my card information or anything like.
Speaker 1: No, I do not. If you know who you want
Speaker 1: to send the flowers to, I can take that info
Speaker 1: right now, in just a couple of minutes, or I
Speaker 1: can set up a time to call you back.
Speaker 5: No, let's just let's do it now.
Speaker 1: So first I would just need the first and last
Speaker 1: name of the person you'd like to send the flowers to.
Speaker 5: Okay, the first name is maya last name.
Speaker 1: You can put a card with this. We have cards
Speaker 1: for all occasions. So is there something you'd like to
Speaker 1: send a card.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, let's just put just do I love you sweetheart?
Speaker 1: Well? Great, and then now all I need to do
Speaker 1: is tell you that there aren't going to be any
Speaker 1: flowers delivered at all.
Speaker 5: Bye bye. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I need to tell you. This is actually
Speaker 1: Jewbil from The Jewel Show.
Speaker 3: Oh hi, I'm Nina, Hi, I'm.
Speaker 1: Retroya, and we do a segment called to Catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater where if you think your significant other cheating, we
Speaker 1: try to see if you send flowers to somebody other
Speaker 1: than who you should be sending flowers to.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you're not cheating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to let you know that your wife,
Speaker 1: Maya is on the phone.
Speaker 5: Okay Maya.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: That's really really interesting, Eddie, because I'm surprised you didn't
Speaker 2: decide to send those flowers to stand Rupp, our neighbor
Speaker 2: across the street who you've been because she told me
Speaker 2: this was your last chance to come clean, and you
Speaker 2: even lie to the radio people like you didn't find me.
Speaker 2: But she's the only one who's been honest, even though
Speaker 2: she's a thirty two. I cannot believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you already knew Maya I did.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. She just told me like she told me
Speaker 2: in between me sending in the email, and I was
Speaker 2: just hoping that it wasn't true and like yeah, and
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to put her into it until you
Speaker 2: decided to just lie on the radio as well. So yeah,
Speaker 2: the one who is as old as his mom.
Speaker 5: You okay, okay, listen, it just started. It's only happened twice.
Speaker 2: Only twice.
Speaker 5: Well, good, Well, guess.
Speaker 2: You're only going to have to clean yourself the front
Speaker 2: yard once because I'm throwing all out there right just now.
Speaker 5: Sheeting makes me feel like I'm a better husband to you, babe,
Speaker 5: like you aren't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: She makes you feel like you're a better husband to me,
Speaker 2: your actual rights, who you haven't to work decently in
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 5: I love you more than anything, but these moments with Sandra,
Speaker 5: like they they just make me feel more like the
Speaker 5: husband that you deserve, Like the I feel like a superman,
Speaker 5: Like I can do things that I feel like before
Speaker 5: Sandra and I got the other, like I couldn't do before,
Speaker 5: Like I I'm focus better at work. I can be
Speaker 5: attentive to you because I'm not worried about us, you know,
Speaker 5: like in the bedroom at all, Like because I've already
Speaker 5: gotten that urge out of the way with Sandra, and
Speaker 5: I just feel like I can focus on things a
Speaker 5: lot better and she I'm able to clear my head
Speaker 5: and get that animal urge out of the way. But
Speaker 5: then that way it's just us and I can be
Speaker 5: there for both of us. And I felt like before
Speaker 5: you didn't want to be together sometimes, like you know,
Speaker 5: if I.
Speaker 2: Don't understand how having sex with someone who is twe
Speaker 2: my age somehow makes you feel like you can better
Speaker 2: take care of me when you haven't been doing that.
Speaker 2: You've been apologizing because you've been feeling guilty. And guess what,
Speaker 2: you can marry her later if you want to, or
Speaker 2: go start your own little polygamyal since apparently you want
Speaker 2: to be doing that. How many women do you need, Eddie?
Speaker 5: I don't want anybody but you. I'd love you. It's
Speaker 5: just there were times where we yeah, and I would.
Speaker 2: Want her house through my bay window. Oh do you
Speaker 2: not understand how stuff that is?
Speaker 5: I was always just trying to you know, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was tired of fighting about wanting to have sex.
Speaker 5: You would always kind of like throw me off, and
Speaker 5: I just I don't I.
Speaker 2: Don't, guys, I don't understand how a woman who drives
Speaker 2: her own golf cart to get to the mailbox can.
Speaker 1: Somehow string out handles urging you.
Speaker 2: Can you disconnect him from this call because I'm tired
Speaker 2: of yours.
Speaker 1: I just don't enough about him, Maya, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I am so pissed off right now, and that he
Speaker 4: tried to keep lying even when you.
Speaker 5: Guys asked it.
Speaker 1: I've got to say, though you had some amazing lines.
Speaker 1: You know you'll be you know you'll be better off.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, yeah, I mean, you already knew what
Speaker 1: was going on. I understand why you didn't tell us
Speaker 1: that in the first part, And to me, it sounds
Speaker 1: like you actually feel better knowing so that you can
Speaker 1: move on, because it sounds like you are also kind
Speaker 1: of like overready, which I think you should have been
Speaker 1: based on that response.
Speaker 4: It does help at least knowing that it's not like
Speaker 4: I could compete with her for attractiveness because I have
Speaker 4: forty years to catch up.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, hopefully I can go marry someone who
Speaker 2: likes someone my age.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with that. But this
Speaker 3: is definitely not a you thing. This is an Eddie thing,
Speaker 3: and it sounds like you know that. I'm glad that
Speaker 3: we were able to find out for you, though.
Speaker 5: Me too.
Speaker 2: Looks like I'm going to have one hell of a
Speaker 2: garage sale.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 1: Oh score, Yeah sweet, I hear the elderly love garage sales.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you can buy some stuff back, Oh
Speaker 2: The jewel shows to catch a cheater,