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Speaker 1: Uh, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID

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Speaker 1: nineteen edition. I mean, how's Kevin Pollocks that? Kevin Pollock?

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Speaker 1: Tell you what bring me? Joey Gars Beanie and you

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Speaker 1: can join us in zoom. But that's mean cham showery

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Speaker 1: no particular were saying hey to Craig Kakowski, Kaw Do

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Speaker 1: you have a word or phrase that grab your attention

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Speaker 1: over the holidays? A word or phrase? Um, I feel

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Speaker 1: like vaccine was hot? Like I was hearing. I was

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Speaker 1: hearing a lot of that. You know, I don't pay

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Speaker 1: attention to context. Uh so I'm not really sure why

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Speaker 1: that word was being said a lot. It's fun to say,

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Speaker 1: you know, I think it starts with a V. A

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Speaker 1: couple of seas. Mean, it's funny, you know, I wasn't

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Speaker 1: just it's fun to say. I wasn't asking for context

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Speaker 1: I rarely needed and thank you for that. Now, please

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Speaker 1: welcome back Vanessa Rackler. Just like that veniche. As a child,

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Speaker 1: how difficult was it to sleep on Christmas Eve? Oh?

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Speaker 1: So very difficult? Yeah? Yeah, I was one of those.

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Speaker 1: But my um six year old hasn't hit that age yet.

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Speaker 1: He can still just conk right out I'm waiting for

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Speaker 1: that adrenaline because I was amped and then I was

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Speaker 1: up early, and so far that hasn't happened. Here, can't

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Speaker 1: get him out of bed before ten am on Christmas morning,

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Speaker 1: just sleeping. It's because he drinks, but a six year

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Speaker 1: old will do. And now Chris Alvarado with the final

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Speaker 1: surf report of Chris large waves full of sewage. Wowiku,

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Speaker 1: whoa hey, look there's Gary Anthony Williams. If you knew

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Speaker 1: how much money I had bet and basically it's my

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Speaker 1: house that I would be forth to be introduced. Game

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Speaker 1: baby the pos as we all say, as Vanessa's six

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Speaker 1: year old says, the pony came in. Yeah, g dub.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite version of a Christmas Carol? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: good by? Like like my children, they're all precious in

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Speaker 1: their own way. Correct correct answer is Mr magoose Christmas Carol.

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Speaker 1: That's not what I say. But we'll take We'll take

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Speaker 1: none and last, but no room at the end. If

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Speaker 1: you think at least it's Joey Greer droopy drawers. What

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Speaker 1: is the exit strategy? I'll tell you right now. Off yourself, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I get something in there, get like I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it's like bleach or something, but just have something

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Speaker 1: ready and that's how you're gonna go okay, And I

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Speaker 1: would drink it. No, I put it. I just pour

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Speaker 1: it on the skin. Huh, low and slow, just like

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Speaker 1: I've heard dot com from the South. We don't have

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Speaker 1: the sound, it's all I'm also from the South. I've

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Speaker 1: hilaria of topical I like pop following Poe one Scene

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Speaker 1: one that was scene one, alright, Scene two comes to

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Speaker 1: scene one is from listener Matthew, who wrote, Hello Alchemists.

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Speaker 1: I love the show and love all of you. You

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Speaker 1: have quickly become the podcast I listened to the most

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Speaker 1: during my work day. My scene suggesting came to me

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Speaker 1: while I was rewatching Breaking Bad Huh. In it, characters

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Speaker 1: who need to purchase a new identity to start in

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Speaker 1: life do so by calling a vacuum cleaner repair shop.

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Speaker 1: I remember that episode. By ordering this very specific part,

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Speaker 1: the person at the store is tipped off that the

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Speaker 1: caller wants a new identity. I wonder what would happen

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Speaker 1: if someone called the store who actually wanted that part. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all wondered that Matthew uh and and that person

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Speaker 1: was west away against their will. So um, it's about

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Speaker 1: wanting a new identity to start a new life. They

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Speaker 1: would call a vacuum cleaner repair shop and they would

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Speaker 1: ask for a specific part that would indicate to the

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Speaker 1: shop owner that this person on the QT wanted the

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Speaker 1: new life and passport. And that is what Matthew w

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Speaker 1: from Medicine Hat Alberta, Canada would like us to do.

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Speaker 1: Ps I absolutely loved the album. Good night, great job

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Speaker 1: to everyone involved. Matt Er, thank you gerber sure, ring

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Speaker 1: ring ring, ring, Hello, Hello, Hello, line is ring, both

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Speaker 1: of both of my lines. Hold on line one. You're hello.

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Speaker 1: This is Jimmy's Vacuums where the only thing that sucks

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Speaker 1: around here is the majority of our vacuums. And how

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Okay? I need a what was

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Speaker 1: it a filter? Double suction filter and international double suction filter.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you're asking for an international double suction filter?

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Speaker 1: And I D s F yeah, yes, yes, anyone, anyone

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Speaker 1: for me and my girlfriend. I need to international double

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Speaker 1: suction filters. Come in immediately, m E D immediately? Why

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Speaker 1: I'm bleeding? Should I come in the back door? Come

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Speaker 1: come in the back door, sir, bye bye, Frank. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say we love having you here.

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Speaker 1: The customers love you. If I love the customers. I

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Speaker 1: personally made love to three of the customers last week,

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Speaker 1: and usually that would be problematic, but not not with you,

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Speaker 1: and not here because you know they want it. Um

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Speaker 1: quick thing though, quick, too small, tiny, not even worth mentioning,

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Speaker 1: But I will just because go ahead, please. I enjoy

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Speaker 1: hearing you out. Can you not say when you answer

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Speaker 1: the phone that our products suck? That look look vaccine.

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Speaker 1: Of course I can. I'm here for the company as

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Speaker 1: much as the company is here for me. Okay, do

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Speaker 1: you understand what I say? I'm on, I'm on hope,

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Speaker 1: but I can hear you, and I feel weird. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm spying you. Can you can dropped the line,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want to hear anything. I shouldn't hear

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Speaker 1: Jimmy's vacuums where we no longer suck? Can I help you, ma'am?

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Speaker 1: You've made a quick adjustment on that note. I heard

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Speaker 1: you just gave me that note. Well, when I was younger,

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Speaker 1: my father told me to shut up once, and I

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Speaker 1: was quiet for eighteen years of his life. I listened

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Speaker 1: very well. Congratulations. What and I do for you, ma'am? Well,

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Speaker 1: I I'm just gonna I didn't know I was gonna say.

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Speaker 1: I love your voice. I had my throat replaced when

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Speaker 1: I was sixteen years old. Oh, I got a new

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Speaker 1: throat at thirty two. Oh what do you have any

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Speaker 1: recordings of what you used to sound like? It was

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Speaker 1: a hollow, wet I had the same thing, the ex

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Speaker 1: same thing. Well there, I don't sing like a nightingale,

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Speaker 1: but it's a lot better. Than it was. I used

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Speaker 1: to sing like a tsunami had an hour just to

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Speaker 1: laugh at that. I wish I did. But we were together,

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Speaker 1: naked together. Vaccine, thanks for just meeting me at such

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Speaker 1: short notice. You know, Jim's were all over the nation, right,

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Speaker 1: and people used to buy vacuums all the time, and

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Speaker 1: filters and uh and whatnot. But everything's moving online and

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Speaker 1: our shots. But Vaccine store to one two, right, store too,

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Speaker 1: one two. It's a staple of the community, I know.

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Speaker 1: But no one's going to Barstow to get vacuums anymore,

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Speaker 1: so we're gonna have to Hey, fucking need this, man,

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Speaker 1: What do you know? Are you slipping me dollar bills?

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna just take this. This is just for you.

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Speaker 1: This is just for you. I don't need this dollar decision,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Actually, I wish I could

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Speaker 1: keep it open, all right, but I don't have to

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Speaker 1: tell you. You guys made a decision on drinks. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll do the clamato please, fun choice. I'll have a

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Speaker 1: virgin virgin dacori, please, a virgin dacory for a little

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Speaker 1: pussy okay, we'll be right back. Um, Lena couldn't help,

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Speaker 1: but notice that you called a young gentleman ordering a

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Speaker 1: vision decory a little pussy. What you called him? I

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Speaker 1: heard you call him a little pussy. I don't I

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Speaker 1: think I would do that. I'm going to play back

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Speaker 1: this recording and then you can tell me if this

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Speaker 1: I'll take the vision Jachary, okay, and a virgin race

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Speaker 1: for that a little pussy. I did hear that. I

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Speaker 1: said that. That was me. I'm going to slowly applaud you.

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Speaker 1: What I've been waiting years for a woman to come

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Speaker 1: in here and call someone a little pussy. You've done it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, sir. I think you may have done more

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Speaker 1: than you realize you've done. I need you to go

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Speaker 1: over to Jimmy's vaccine. Tell him you're looking for the

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Speaker 1: I D S F immediately the I D S S. Okay, Jimmy's.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what it means. Go to the back door. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Jimmy's vaccines. But we don't have anything called

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Speaker 1: an I D YES. I want to apologize. I I

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Speaker 1: have made I made a mistake. I met go to

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Speaker 1: Jimmy's vacuum. We got, we got Rickett? Do you want rickets?

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Speaker 1: While you're here? You can't hurt you know? Why the

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Speaker 1: hell did you go back to that vaccine place? Listen,

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Speaker 1: go to Jimmy's vacuum, vacuum, the vacuum, story vaccuum. That's

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Speaker 1: for the id SF right away, sir, Yeah, No, it

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Speaker 1: seems as though a lot of people are getting the

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Speaker 1: vaccines for ricketts, folks. The problem here is COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how many times I gotta explain this

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Speaker 1: to you, question questions from the press. Yes, the gentleman

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Speaker 1: in the odd hat h h yeah, Henry and a

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Speaker 1: new bird. I'm from a new news Republic America only doctor,

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Speaker 1: and I say that quotes, Uh forget you? Uh? You

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Speaker 1: said earlier that if we if if there was, you said,

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Speaker 1: there were, you're just looking at your hand. What what

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Speaker 1: do you yes? Right behind you? Dot Morocco at gmail

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Speaker 1: dot com. Do I have a question? Please? Why are

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Speaker 1: we living in a simulation? Fair question? And a lot

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Speaker 1: of people believe this all over this great country of Oz.

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Speaker 1: The answer is yes, right next to you, David Morocco

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Speaker 1: at aol dot com. Yep, YEPA will you come back

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Speaker 1: to me? Will you come back to me at at

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Speaker 1: David Morocco at David Morocco not the right place. This

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Speaker 1: question out question question questions, questions, question, question question, Let's

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Speaker 1: I'll take you a question from news crew. Hi horse

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Speaker 1: maremba news crew. Yeah. Dr Fauci, Yeah, Any truth to

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Speaker 1: the idea that having multiple vaccines from a storefront vaccine

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Speaker 1: store may lead to autism? Well, see, this is an

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Speaker 1: issue that was happening long before COVID. People were so

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Speaker 1: concerned about the connection between the two. There have been

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Speaker 1: a few isolated cases and then, uh, you know, Jenny

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Speaker 1: McCarthy's going retweet that. You know, you see what this

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Speaker 1: on the TV. You see that. Huh No vacuums, all right,

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Speaker 1: no vacuums in this house. Nobody, nobody's getting no more vacuums,

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Speaker 1: no more, no, no, get what all the vacuums out

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Speaker 1: of my goddamn house. You hear what you said? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they gives you rickets vacuums give you rickets. I heard

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Speaker 1: it isolated cases my ass. Now listen, I've been Rewhite,

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Speaker 1: rewriting the Bible and rewiting it. All right, I agree

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Speaker 1: with rewhiting the whole thing. There were many of those

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Speaker 1: people from other countries with dogs. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I say, look, okay, okay, now look now in there

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Speaker 1: in some of the writings that I've been able to do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: vacuums and satan m h. Come on, if you look,

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Speaker 1: scramble up the letters of vacuum, what do you get? Satan? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: Mr Morocco, thank you for coming in to see us. Now,

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Speaker 1: as you can tell, this is one cubicle in an

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Speaker 1: read the copy. That's what I got. Hold Hold hold

418
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: my claim here was hired to make the music too, Okay,

419
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: And if he did that in the audition and he

420
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: played dirty eight bucks to come in and make the

421
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: wind sound, well he's the winter wind sound. Am I sorry?

422
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: That's good. I don't know what do you want me

423
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: to do? Look, my client here is supposed to make music.

424
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: When he says that, okay, that's what we agreed upon.

425
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: All right, that's what he's gonna. I'm ready, I'm ready,

426
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm ready. Okay, don't don't outsource portions of

427
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 1: you and you're right you look all right, let's take

428
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: it one more time for the time this winter? Do

429
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: do do? Do? Do? Do Do? Do? Do? Do? So? All

430
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 1: these buttons here just record different things or how do

431
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: they work while the green ones are recording and then

432
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: the red one stops the recording and then fuck's side

433
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: of a spaceship. You know, a lot of my clients

434
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 1: they do vos now because it's hard to get in there,

435
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: and I do live action stuff. But as nice as

436
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: your studio is still popping and ropping. There's popping and

437
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: both robbing, Caroline, could you come in please? Absolutely? Apparently

438
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: someone has pushed the purple button and they used the

439
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: code word ropping. That's gonna be a big problem. Do

440
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: we want to get someone over there? Or do I

441
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: need to take care of this myself? Again? I can

442
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: get so, I can do it myself. If you want to,

443
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: let me have a have a swing at it. Um

444
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: if I make two words to you, absolutely, you're welcome.

445
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,239
Speaker 1: You're welcome? You're we mad at each other? Or do

446
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: you respect me? Yes? Okay? So um hello. I was

447
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: told to come here to get a new um uh

448
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: international double suck filter. Welcome, Welcome to Jimmy's him, me

449
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: and some of my elf friends. We uh, we need

450
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: we need to get a new filtering filter. How many

451
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: friends are with you? How many friends? Um? The two

452
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,239
Speaker 1: of us and then then there's a bunch of us

453
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: in the bad. There's a d us in the bad.

454
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: All right, I need three elves on each other's shoulder,

455
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: put on this long trench coat so it looks like

456
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: one guy with a tiny head and tightener little feet

457
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: go out the back. Door. Your new name is Maury.

458
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna be living at one two three for one

459
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: Tiara Boulevard and bars Hi More. You're home late from work?

460
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: How was the office? I mean, I just want to

461
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: take a bath. It's not even Tuesday. It doesn't matter. Look,

462
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: I just need some time. Look, I'm good. Okay, I'm good. God, yeah,

463
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: it tastes good. It's just canny. Okay. Look, ma'am, at

464
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: any point in this relation and talk to the court,

465
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: did you realize that you were making love to three

466
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: different elves at the same time? Yes? And did you

467
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: at any point feel the need to stop making love

468
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: to three different elves at the same time? And spake

469
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: to the court truthful? And ma'am object? And what under

470
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: what circumstances? Sir? I guess the judge and ask I'm

471
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: very offended. Fuck me, I'll keep going with the didn't you? Yeah,

472
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: just a judge, But can you pressed him for some

473
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 1: specifics than so you tell me you got a script here.

474
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: Instead of twelve angry men, it's twelve angry mythical creatures

475
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: and they're all in the jury box just deliberating this case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

476
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: it's a divorce case, right, and they have a twelve

477
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: twelve person jury. You see how easy? It just kind

478
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: of flows as a pitch. When you say it back

479
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: to me, it sounds like music. Well, look here at

480
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: the travel Channel, we're looking for original content. All right,

481
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: so we Alan, Baby, it's Dick. We've moved to Victorville. Uh,

482
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: they're they're checking your avail for twelve angry mythical creatures. Right, Okay,

483
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: well I think I'm a yes. The answers, yes, they're

484
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: gonna shoot on. Let me say you're back. I've taken

485
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: all the toxins out of you. Sen, It's time to

486
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: go back and reclaim what's rightfully yours, Dick, my my cousin,

487
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: miraculously recover and take everything you understand me take book

488
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: over book, double book, triple book, everything that came in

489
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: the answers, Yes, okay, okay, I'd love to walk on.

490
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: See if you can give me a walk on. Also,

491
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: my cousin's wife, who I'm extremely fond of from a

492
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: botonical situation, would like with like a small part and

493
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: two of the three offers. Okay, great, that on my writer, Okay, Alan,

494
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: arc is the holiday spirit? All right? That actually worked

495
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: for some reason that scene too. Yes, I say yes,

496
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: I vote yes three us from Martin, who wrote, Hey uncles,

497
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: thanks for all the work you do. Due to the

498
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: pandemic and the lack of my commune school grad school, well,

499
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: I fell behind on all my podcast. I had thirty

500
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: plus episodes of your show by mid June, and the

501
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: list kept growing every week. I'm happy to share I

502
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: only have five more episodes until I catch up. Ah.

503
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: I feel relieved. Also, I love all the guest speakers

504
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: you have brought to the show, as well as the

505
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: return of Vanessa Ragling auspicious. We have a guest speaker

506
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: and Vanessa with us today. Here's my scene suggest what

507
00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: a sweet combo. After the Titan Fanos wipes out half universe,

508
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: the Avengers look for new recruits the upcoming fight. I

509
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: hope you have fun. Martin from Canada, the entire country.

510
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: I can, I can kick right, I can spend, kick

511
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: and spend. I've got a turtle turtle activation not can

512
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: do to myself what and so you're covered in a

513
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: shell at that point of protecting. It's a flesh turtle

514
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: activation that I can do to myself, just a fleshy

515
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: turtle part not the show. I wish I could say

516
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: now I do happy I haven't in danger, but if

517
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm in danger, I can fleshly turtle activate in a

518
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: way that makes me a sort of very morally opponent. Uh.

519
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: I think it would be great for your crul and

520
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: I have a lot of fun. God knows, I'll have

521
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. I'd love to travel. Um, you're in,

522
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: You're in, Okay, you're in. Do we have that? Uh? Telena,

523
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: I heard that you had your interview today with with

524
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: the group. So does this mean it's over with us?

525
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: Or how does this work? Now? Leslie, I'm almost enjoyed

526
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: our relationship. I mean, I like how you could chicken,

527
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: God knows. I loved how you could spend and activation.

528
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: I love just her activation, the soft part. I love

529
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: the ones that you are always worried, sort of targeted.

530
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: And I thought that the way you've been damned more

531
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 1: than most has always been so special for this is great.

532
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: But now you're telling me all this stuff and you're

533
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: you're off with the group to im, I'll go, I

534
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: gotta go save the world. I didn't think this common, baby,

535
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: I didn't say this common. I hope you to give me.

536
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: I can forgive you, but can you forgive me for

537
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: what I'm going to do in the future. Oh you'll see,

538
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: you'll Oh, no, dying, it went out a launder shut. No.

539
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: I mean I think, like in general, like my powers

540
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 1: you know, even though at the moment undefined could be

541
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: something that at any moment could develop into something so

542
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: powerful that it would be incomprehensible. You know what I mean.

543
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: You're in, Um, maybe I should be in. You know

544
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:36,240
Speaker 1: what I mean? Maybe you're up? What Actually my powers

545
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: if you properly could be well me, hold on, hold

546
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 1: maybe wait, Oh, let's do this. I got a limo

547
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: business that I need to take care of before I

548
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: can officially joy it. All right, I gotta all right,

549
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: I gotta hand on some stuff on this side. I

550
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: got a cousin of mine, beautiful cousin of mine, My

551
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: cousins so fucking beautiful that I believe it's a heat.

552
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: And he's uh is he single? So you got in?

553
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: I heard? Yeah? I did, Yeah, I did. You told

554
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: him about to tell him about me and my spare jawntinus.

555
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: It was beautiful because I got Let's make sure those

556
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: tires are on there, Come on, let's go. Look, I'm

557
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna be Uh is that mine? I don't know,

558
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: you don't know whose order that is, but I got too.

559
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm too beautiful to look to the side. If the

560
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: world ever sees my profile, it's fucked. You realize that

561
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: I do. If the world sees what I looked like

562
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: side faced, it's fucked. Yeah, yeah, I got no keep

563
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: looking straight on. I know. Um, so here is the

564
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: deed to the Limo shop, and uh, all three keys

565
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: all right over there, So let me read over. Let

566
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: me read over the small print singing all three cheese. Son,

567
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: you're loving cousin. Yes, go ahead, So I appreciate you

568
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: just you're taking this on as I you go join

569
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: the the Avengers, you know, So good luck to your brother.

570
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,919
Speaker 1: Thanks Daddy. Wake up, Dad, Dad, Wake up dad, Wake up?

571
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: What what what is it? Son? Look at it? Look,

572
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: look I've found something for you. It's you know, you're

573
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: having a hard time finding a job. They're saying, calling

574
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: all heroes. You're you're my hero. And I took this

575
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 1: off of a lighthule in front of the buddy. You're

576
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: just supposed to rip off, you know. One phone number

577
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:48,919
Speaker 1: at the bottom. But I figured the whole sheet. Yeah, yeah,

578
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: you're my hero. Maybe you can make a living being here.

579
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh buddy, you know, uh, you know that's metaphorical when

580
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 1: you call me a hero. I mean the Avengers actually

581
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: have superpowers and they you know, they fight, so, you know,

582
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: cosmic supervillains and saved the world. You know, so do

583
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 1: you you you saved my world? Well? Mom, I mean

584
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: I know half the university. Buddy, I'm right here. That

585
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: was a mean thing to say. He's not a man.

586
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: You're more than a man. You're more than a man,

587
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: all right, kid, if if yeah, I'll go through this

588
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: interview if that helps. Thanks vaccine, Hey, thanks for me

589
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: to me again. Uh you know, you know then more

590
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: than half of the population just kind of disappeared. Uh,

591
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna be opening up the vacuum store back in Barstone.

592
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: This is what I needed, caer for your troubles. Okay,

593
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: it's a napkin. Uh so I appreciate. So yeah, I

594
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: want to let you know everything's good to go. We

595
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: shall have the same location available. Um, and did you

596
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: get the napkin? Did he pass the napkin off? Did

597
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: he give you the napkin? Yeah? Yeah, gave me, Give

598
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,399
Speaker 1: it to me. I need to get the d NA

599
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: off of it immediately. Oh oh, I good words, I

600
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,479
Speaker 1: use some of it? What do you mean I used

601
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: some of it? Did you realize that he has alien

602
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: DNA and you'd use the napkin that he had used? Well?

603
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 1: I mean I knew. I mean, you know what's going

604
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: to happen to you? Don't you? Come on? You realize

605
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? No? No, no, no, no, Hey, you

606
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 1: run the manage the vacuum store. Yeah, Jimmy's welcome, Jimmy's vaccine,

607
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: but we still no longer ship. What's going on? I'm dick.

608
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: I run the talent agency next time. I'm sorry? Did

609
00:41:51,600 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: you say vaccine? I'm sorry? Did you come? I just

610
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: wanted to say hi, you know, since we're all the

611
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: same strip mall here in Barstone, just just this vaccine store,

612
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: this vacuum store, in this talent agency. Oh sorry, it's

613
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: a customer. I was wondering. Those are kind of a

614
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: shell of a vacuum that you could put on my

615
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: body and also given a may or someone for a friend.

616
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm asking, I'm sure of sucking power. Are you looking

617
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: for maybe a shell like the I d SF. I

618
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:41,799
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just going I've been talking about let

619
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: me and talking about the last word. I have a

620
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: turtal activation and I sort of have a overestimating stand back. Yep,

621
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: you've been a great you have been a great assistant manager. Uh,

622
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: but now is it my show? You who I read? Please?

623
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: That boy alien, I'm a bad boy, threw there's a

624
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: there's a purple light going off here? Is that bad?

625
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: It's Uh, there's a purple light. Is that bad? I

626
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 1: don't know if that's bad. Somebody pressed the purple light,

627
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 1: but I don't know. It's just going off. And I

628
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: just this one is yours? Okay, I don't mean, I

629
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: don't mind. Let me go to voicemails? Are you thinking thinking? Okay, Hello,

630
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: I'm getting a ship beat out of me. I don't know.

631
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: I have a purple button. I've been pressing this. Please help.

632
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: This is fantastic. We don't if you have representation, very

633
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: small agency. I just have one client. Alan like that.

634
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: It sounds like the turtle The turtle girl is saying

635
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: trouble or something. I don't know. Should I hang up?

636
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: Should I hang up? Thang it? Thang it like plane

637
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: tool to Birthstow. Excuse me. Yesterday I walked by this

638
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: poll and there was a piece of paper on that

639
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: with some numbers to tell off. And I wanted to

640
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: call because I have superpowers, but the paper is not

641
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: then and mold all right, I managed the pole, and

642
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: usually I know everything that's on the coal and I'm

643
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: usually I'm usually here to guard it, but occasionally I

644
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: take a you know, arrest, and this it appears this happened.

645
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: Sometimes someone took the whole piece of paper instead of

646
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: just tearing off the tab, and so that document is

647
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: not here any longer. Well, for what I understand, there's

648
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: trouble at the vacuum and or the Vaccine Talent Agency area.

649
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: And I know that I could go in there and

650
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: help if I could just get the number to Couties Evil,

651
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 1: so I can become a superhero and then go over

652
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: there help. But I think, I think I follow um,

653
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: and I unfortunately cannot help you at all because paper

654
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: with your car is on fire. Man, I realized that

655
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: it's trouble and Barstow, okay, buddy, he got to beds

656
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: your chances, your chance? What am I supposed to do

657
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: about that? Buddy, even you anything, he's not like, he's

658
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: not me. You're my biggest All right, uncle uncle Wayne's

659
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: sleeping with you, guys. Sorry about to go dead. Go

660
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: Are you still in the room, buddy? Yeah? Yeah, Dick,

661
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: you were always my favorite agent. And I just gotta

662
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: say your I got your your treatment for a new

663
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: m c U film franchise, Turtle Girl. That's um. Can

664
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: you tell me just to flesh out a little bit

665
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 1: more than what's in the treatment? Where's this going? Have

666
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: you written the Bible yet for Turtle Girl? Yes? And

667
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: I've whitened it as well. So I think the good

668
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: the reason Marvel bootes have been too diverse, where we're

669
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: gonna rewhiten Turtle Girl? Sure? Uh yeah, I mean I

670
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: felt like that treatment was pretty explicit, like it was.

671
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: It's it's about where MCU. We need ten ten Turtle

672
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: Girl movies. You've got about three here. Great? Great, So

673
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: so you're thinking ahead. That's awesome. That's what we do. Yeah,

674
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: there's no reason to green light one if you can't

675
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: do ten. We are live outside the I guess the

676
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: best we can call it as a strip mall where

677
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: they're the vacuum place, a vaccine place that day. For

678
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: lack of a better word, agent, I'm on TV. Look

679
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: at me. We are all looking at you. There is

680
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: apparently a dad who's about to enter the right I

681
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: guess for lack of better word, free our practice here

682
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 1: for lack of better word, Okay, what's going on here?

683
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: Make my son, buddy? There's a there's several aliens in

684
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: their uh turtle woman, and they are reeking what for

685
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: lack of a better word, have it, sir? I don't look.

686
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: I do not see. I don't see male or female.

687
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 1: I literally don't around for them. Okay about the whole

688
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: turtle thing. Hello, Hello, Hello, is this Times Square? I'm sorry?

689
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 1: I think I think you reached two different numbers that

690
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: the same. Let me hang up you the very big

691
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: TV screen in tenn square? Is that right? Yes, that's right.

692
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: Somebody else is on the line. That's a trend up. Now,

693
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: can you air a local station from Barstow? My dad

694
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: is about to prove to the world that he's a hero,

695
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: and I think the whole world should see it. You

696
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: mean you just picked up the phone. Some random kid

697
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: told you to put a feed in and you did it.

698
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You gotta hear this kid's story. Bucks,

699
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: don't give the ship. It's a college football already saving

700
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: the town. And I'm Italian. It's unbelievable. It's okay that

701
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 1: alien cut me in half. Half. I'm trying to put

702
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: you back. Why are there? Why are they sing? I'm

703
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: not so buddy, we are still. I am now peeking

704
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: my head inside this local business here in Barstow. The

705
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: father has been cut in half, but for some reason

706
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,439
Speaker 1: together halves are being held together. But they're still being

707
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: very active on the scene. Buddy, can you tell him, Buddy,

708
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: can you tell damn it the message he wants to

709
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: tell Buzzy? When did you say, Buddy? I love him

710
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 1: and I hope he's happy. I hope this is what

711
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: he wanted. That's funny. He wanted to kill his dad.

712
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: How funny he kills his dad. I'll tell him. Turn

713
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: off the TV. Mom, can't find the clicker. I'm sorry,

714
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 1: it's right here. I don't have a pillow, so I

715
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 1: was I was sleeping on top of the clicker. Still

716
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: a darkness inside of me rising up? What is happening?

717
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 1: What's up? Mom? You mean? I am but I've actually

718
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: been fair in eyes. I just even a cool uncle,

719
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: even weird, but even cool. You gotta do you get

720
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: two hots? Ye? Oh? Should? I forgot to plug back

721
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: in that thing with the purple button ship. Let me

722
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: get a hold and uh no, it's tough. Are you

723
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and announce as you plug it in? Yeah?

724
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 1: I mean I plugged it. It's just not beating anymore.

725
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: I thought the Uh I didn't know? Is that easy

726
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: to disconect the avenge of little button? I hate to interrupt.

727
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: I'm Dina Tina, and we haven't met yet, but I

728
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: think i've seen you in a Do you have a

729
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: very attractive cousin? I do, Yeah, Yes, I do have.

730
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: I just I saw this morning. I was on my dog.

731
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: I run a lot. I run probably twenty miles a day.

732
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: I'm very very thick. And I saw, I saw your cousin.

733
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: I saw his side face. You saw his profile. I

734
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: saw his side face. Oh god, we gotta get him

735
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 1: in here. We gotta get him. Is that me, cousin?

736
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach my cousin, that is Oh? Did

737
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: you hello? Hey? I was running beautiful man, Yeah, maybe

738
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: a little too beautiful. This morning I was out at

739
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: the Park. You know where the lake is in the

740
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: fish My cousin's cousin. Oh my god, it's his hot cousin.

741
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: Oh my lady saw my side face. You know what

742
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: this means, don't you. Yeah, that's the beginning of the end. Yeah,

743
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: it's more than that, buddy. The world it's fucked. Come on,

744
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: come on, man, it's already already lost. Three thirty five

745
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: of the treatments. You'll see that this is where Turtle

746
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: Girls seven crosses over with Santa Claus four, and that

747
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: there is a brutal graphic disemplagon. But what's that? That's

748
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: what page you are on. I told him three seventy eight?

749
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 1: Did I say three seventy eight? Said three fifty something?

750
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was. We have Ellen Arkins attached already

751
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: as Santa Claus. This is why you work as a committee. Everyone.

752
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: Here's a different number. Were again outside that strip mall.

753
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: A little boy who apparently is made up of elves.

754
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure how that worked. Is now entering

755
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: the for a lack of better word, vacuum and or

756
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: vaccine store. I'll see if I can crawl inside so

757
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: you can hear what's happening That is Adam, Adam, I

758
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: think I think this. At this point, I'm just holding

759
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 1: together to Sam with this. Basically, this is not there

760
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: was this guy. I don't think this guy's with me,

761
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: but I don't damn, oh god, I'm like, oh, I

762
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: don't know. Are you buddy, Are you buddy? Tell buddy,

763
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: he's three elves, Tell buddy, he's three elms, No buddy three.

764
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: Apparently the little boy likes to work in silence, and

765
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: well he has now taken to kicking the aliens for,

766
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: for lack of a better word, kicking their asses all

767
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: over the place. And that's our show for today. Oh my,

768
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: two sandwiches together. Let's thank nobody. He's three elves. Oh my,

769
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 1: oh my, Let's go around and thank everybody, starting with

770
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: Vanissa Rock and thank you some. It's darling. Oh man,

771
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,720
Speaker 1: oh man. We're so happy to see your face again.

772
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: And folks should go to the Dicey Typewriter calendar and

773
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: check out some upcoming shows. I guess yeah. We have

774
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: a lot of wonderful things coming up. We got wild

775
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: horses coming up and um a great January calendar, so

776
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: go to Dynasty Typewriter dot com. We also made a

777
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: calendar that I think could improve anyone's wall. I love

778
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: the October. I love the month of October of that

779
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: calendar very well. Yeah, yeah, make fan of that particular month. Yeah,

780
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: it's a great calendar. Um and um, should I have

781
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: received one. I'm incredibly grateful. I'm not saying I did. Um,

782
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: let's go. Also, thank Mr Gary Anthony Williams. Do you

783
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: have anything that calendar for March? Is there anything on

784
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: Mark at all? Or is it there's a bit, a

785
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: bit but not traditional. It's not traditional, Okay, okay, so

786
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Thank you, Thank you, Chris Alvarano, Thank

787
00:54:58,080 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: you so damn much, and happy to do year to you,

788
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 1: to buddy, Happy New Year. Just I'm looking forward to

789
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: this calendar, if I can be honest, I'm sure I'm

790
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 1: in there somewhere. I'm sure. Yeah, you're gonna find it. Yeah,

791
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah. Something about gift giving, I'm sure. Greigkowski. Hey,

792
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: it's one and not too much is going on so far,

793
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: but it already feels better and hopefully we can get

794
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,279
Speaker 1: that vacuum out to everyone. I keep writing, I keep

795
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: writing ship hole on my checks. Um. I'm listening to

796
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: the Twelve Days of Christmas the podcast that finally popped

797
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: up on the second one. Now, yeah yeah, it's great,

798
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 1: super great, and and thank Carlos. We did to holiday

799
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: episodes for the Craigslist podcast, so you can find that

800
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:48,919
Speaker 1: on Craigslist, peacast on Twitter. We watched twelve holiday movies

801
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 1: and twelve nights we being he and Carlos and I

802
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:57,959
Speaker 1: love them both. Yeah so great. Uh speaking of not great,

803
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,919
Speaker 1: Joey Greth, thank you so much for being here. Such

804
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: a pleasure, such a pleasure, so so much. And happy

805
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: new Year to you too, Happy new year to YouTube,

806
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: a new year. And I do want to say this

807
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,479
Speaker 1: to all the below deck freaks out there. Just caught

808
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: the very end of the last episode and they're kicking

809
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: somebody off the charter. I mean what, that's all I know.

810
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: Until it's all I can tell you. Somebody's getting kicked off.

811
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: That's the practical place. That's also thank our producer and

812
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: engineer to the stars, Mr Debate. Fine folks that I

813
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: hurt media, And a happy new year to all of you.

814
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: This is your host, Kevin Pollock reminding you to be

815
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: kind to each other. Damn it. It's the easiest route.

816
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: And hell, wear a mask when you go outside, please,

817
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: Happy New Year from alcohol yeah,