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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play.

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Speaker 2: Carry a gay alright, Uri, he's your player today. Hi, Uri, welcome,

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Speaker 2: Hello Hart you guys. What's going on? Tell us about

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Speaker 2: you everything? Please?

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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I'm gonna save you today because

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Speaker 3: I'm a tax or such a Oh pray.

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Speaker 2: Oh you are, yes, sir, I got you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: take care of you today.

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Speaker 1: Are winning you went to At the same time, whoa,

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make sure that those men out there in

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Speaker 1: the in cheap suits get out of here.

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Speaker 2: Please, they got badges and everything. Help me. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I was very scared for you. But you're just gonna

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Speaker 2: save the day for a long long time. I have

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Speaker 2: a daughter that's fifteen and fourteen.

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Speaker 1: That's how far we go. Okay, look, she knows how

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Speaker 1: to do it, so she's gonna pay your taxes for you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna I'll forget your taxes done.

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Speaker 2: Right, let's be clear.

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Speaker 1: By She's not gonna pay them for you, but she's

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Speaker 1: gonna make sure you don't go to jail. That's very

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Speaker 1: nice of you. No pressure though, ury today. Theme in

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Speaker 1: kiki kiaraok we love a theme around here is no

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Speaker 1: tax paying artists, because well you're you're a taxpayer, URI

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Speaker 1: and a tax preparer.

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Speaker 2: But Kiki is neither of those things.

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Speaker 1: And so the first artist in our selection of our

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Speaker 1: selections today is a Shakira, a no tax paying artist,

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Speaker 1: and the song is called whenever wherever do you think

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Speaker 1: that Kiki will get this song right or wrong?

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Speaker 2: Uri? When I stop it? It's that simple, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: keep I'm sorry, but no, We're gonna go to me dipers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to the record store and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: buy some chips and some dip and some diapers, saying

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Speaker 1: she's saying, you will not get this right.

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Speaker 2: Let's see. Okay, please.

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Speaker 3: Happen.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a little more.

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Speaker 2: So here we go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's just the easiest part.

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Speaker 3: No no name, no, no no man, I am her

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Speaker 3: fit hell whatever whatever. Women to beata together. I will

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Speaker 3: go and pay my taxes when I get off work,

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Speaker 3: to wonder, I will I always be right here.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Sam my dear, that's.

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Speaker 1: We know the securitigna. She will not pay your taxes afterward.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't know who Uncle Sam is. Women so beats

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Speaker 1: so gall No that's my deal.

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Speaker 2: What wrong?

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Speaker 3: It's wonder I will always keep it clean. And that's

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Speaker 3: my debt, my dear.

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Speaker 1: Over, no idea, what just happened?

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Speaker 2: Making up words, no idea, what just happened. It was

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Speaker 2: her not singing the whole first half for me, and she's.

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Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I'm so Uri, you got that right? Because

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Speaker 1: she got that wrong. The next song and karaoke no

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Speaker 1: No tax Bang Artist is the theme of Fat Joe,

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Speaker 1: What's Love?

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Speaker 2: What's Love? By Fat Joe? Will she get this right

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Speaker 2: or wrong?

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Speaker 1: Uri?

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: She says you're gonna get it wrong.

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Speaker 3: You don't want.

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Speaker 2: She says you're gonna get it wrong. Here he does,

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Speaker 2: all right, Well sr W, you're just heading got to

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Speaker 2: do what? Okay? Here we go. Let him know from

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Speaker 2: the day, I don't go down.

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Speaker 3: Baby, want to chick with thick lips and whips of hips?

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Speaker 3: Something a rider?

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Speaker 2: I'm a roller. I'm a roller? Okay? Right here.

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Speaker 1: Squat Okay, that didn't go well, but here another point

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Speaker 1: for your Wow, who knew? Man?

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Speaker 2: That's an come at you fast by you look good.

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Speaker 2: No one's inside of anything so hard. He's so gay.

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Speaker 2: She comes what.

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Speaker 3: Got to do?

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Speaker 2: Got to do.

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Speaker 3: What you think if I performed this with a text, man,

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Speaker 3: he'll be like, if you say that one lyric.

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Speaker 1: I think if you claim you made any money singing

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Speaker 1: that they might let you off the books because they

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Speaker 1: know that's such true.

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Speaker 2: All right, you you already won, but the we can

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Speaker 2: go three for three.

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Speaker 1: The final song in Ouri Karaoke No tax Paying Artist

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Speaker 1: theme today is jaw rule always on time? Okay, job rule,

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Speaker 1: always on time? Or would you prefer living it up?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: On time? All right, let's just be on time, all right?

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Speaker 1: Always on time texas? Today's less with your taxes, Eurie?

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Speaker 1: Will she get this right or wrong? You've done so

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Speaker 1: well so.

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Speaker 2: For I'm sorry, but not because you say something about

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Speaker 2: always on time. Next time she'll be on time to

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Speaker 2: do her texes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a shock, Earie. I think No, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you will actually, but.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, always said when you came.

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Speaker 2: Always outside, you don't get the hook.

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Speaker 3: Wait, stand but I'm always on time and I gave

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Speaker 3: you baba sandwich.

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Speaker 2: Yeah hear it, come out time, but I can't wait.

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Speaker 3: Wait okay, okay, come on and get a piece of

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Speaker 3: this late night lover.

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Speaker 2: You know the one that slink. It's like, no, the look,

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Speaker 2: I got a lot of things I need to explaying it. Baby.

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Speaker 3: You know the game and loves about pay Hi.

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Speaker 1: She did it one time, she did it one time.

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Speaker 2: You're aren't you proud?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm hound up.

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Speaker 1: I'm your He's gonna help well your taxes apparently all right,

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Speaker 1: you're you wining, nice jot, congratulations. Hang on, we'll get

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Speaker 1: your info in and Keik's gonna call you today bursting and

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Speaker 1: get these taxes handled. Okay, I will. I'll wait for her,

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Speaker 1: all right, you say it right there? Oh wow?

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Speaker 2: Man? He nasty for this? All right? I'm not, but

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Speaker 2: I'm always and.

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Speaker 3: It just rolls off your tight out of there.

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Speaker 2: S no, Kaitlin, I won't either. Oh, I certainly can.

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Speaker 1: The Entertainment Report next after Noah came back in two

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Speaker 1: minutes on The Fred Show