WEBVTT - "Salsa Dancing Classes" w/ Bryan Safi 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.880 Tour announcement starts now. This is George. Just a reminder 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:22.840 that you can see my dear co host Sam Taggart 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:28.800 on tour this summer, starting in July in San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Washington, 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:32.720 d C, Philly, Chicago, Pittsburgh and Boston and Hot off 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.239 the Presses. You can also see me, George Severes, do 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:40.400 a few small shows this August in anticipation for my 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.720 own tour that's happening later on in the fall. But 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.879 this August I will be in New York, LA and 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.600 Get This East Hampton on August thirtieth. So if you 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.000 want to see me in New York, LA or East Hampton, 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:56.120 tickets are at linktree dot com slash George Severs. The 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.000 link is in my instagram bio And if you want 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.319 to see Sam on tour, you can find that at 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:03.680 linktree dot com slash get This Sam Taggart and that 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:08.520 link is in his Instagram bio. God, we love symmetry, folks. 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:09.480 Well enjoy the show. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.920 This is George. We forgot to introduce the guest, but 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.479 here I am introducing him. I guess you are about 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:18.440 to hear The third gay voice is Brian Sofie and 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.480 his show in New York City Baby is called Are 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.800 You Mad at Me? Okay, here's the podcast, so you 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.160 gotta take a probiotic? 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.479 Yeah, so podcast I found out. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.080 Now, I found out about probats from taking tatara on 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.440 a podcast. I just want to make that idasically only 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.440 just heard about peptides. I had no idea that this 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.360 was ok thank you for breaking. 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:40.920 For breaking it up. Because everyone talks. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.640 To you tides on this podcast. You haven't no did you. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:45.280 Know they I didn't even know that they were injectable. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:47.880 I thought they were just in like creams. I can 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:50.600 someone tell me? Where is the market? There's a yes, 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.720 not something we can answer. They're also calling it a 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:53.320 gray market. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:58.440 Well I love that. I'm all about spectrums versus binary. 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:00.720 It's like a gray market because it's like legal have 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:01.680 comp Well, that's. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.240 How I feel about. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.640 I recently saw an ad for something called blue Chew, 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:10.000 which I guess is kind of the ultimate boner pill, 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.359 and it has from like the ad set somethings just 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.600 like millennial coded boner pill. We'll no get ready for this. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:19.880 It's in terms of it being millennial coded. So from 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:23.080 what I understand, there was something about the description that 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.560 was like this has pretty much all of it Viagress. 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:27.160 Yeah, it's like they put it all in a bucket 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:27.960 and they just like mix it up. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.400 And I was like interesting, And then because I got 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.079 the ad, then I started getting getting it served more. 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.440 It turns out this is a company that is being 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:40.040 promoted exclusively by Manisphere podcasters. So you go on the 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.440 website and it's literally all of them. It's Joe Rogan, 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:45.000 Tony hingeclip, Like every single one. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.079 These people have such a death wish. I feel the 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.359 same about Looks Maxers. They're like, no, you should be 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.320 in his handing bed every day. You should take a 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.079 hammer to your face. And then this shit like you 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:55.920 should combine them all so that at the end you 0:02:56.000 --> 0:03:00.000 just go on a true murderous rampage. I'm sort of like, 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.480 how hard do you need to get? You know what 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:02.880 I mean? 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.520 Like, right, I'm like, you think one of those couldn't 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:05.960 do the trick? 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.360 And like, are any of those people going to do 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.840 anything after they get hard? I feel like no, right, well, 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:11.520 yeah they're going. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:14.120 To go to the gym, right, They're going to rely 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:15.280 exclusive episode. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.920 But can I I actually need someone in like a 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.799 you know, explaining to a fifth grade or something, what 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:21.680 is a peptide? 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.760 Like I have the answer. 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:29.519 Yeah, So a peptide basically is to with the injectable. Specifically, 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:33.160 it's to boost proteins, acullagen, and elastin, So essentially it 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.800 helps your skin firm over time, soft and fine lines. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.800 So it's almost like you're boosting the natural parts of 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.520 your body to get rid of wrinkles, so instead of botox. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.360 But I don't, but I think that's just one of them. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.840 Yes, each of them activates a different quote unquote you 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:48.960 know thing that is dormant in your body, you know 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.080 what I mean, Like one that's for wrinkles, there is 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.680 one that's for like belly fat, there's one that's for whatever. 0:03:53.800 --> 0:03:57.000 Like a lot of like muscle gags are ejecting this now, 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.640 so people like, what's your stack? That means which peptides 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:00.000 are you take? 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.680 And it's like I'm taking one for you know, making 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:06.080 my ankles bigger, what for like making my left toe, and. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:12.560 Course we're healing constantly. I think that baptized as just anything. Yeah, 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:14.400 but they're also dangerous and could kill you. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.559 Yeah, of course, because I was someone literally close friend 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:18.680 we're gonna bliep. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:19.040 It was. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:21.240 I was sort of I was like, I thought you 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.040 were not the kind of person would fall for this thing. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:24.480 And he was like, no, I've done a lot of research. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.440 I'm super nepeptides really yeah, And then and then I go, 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.520 these are the ones that are approved by doctors and 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.520 he was like, no, none are. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.440 So there are yes, multiple different types of peptides. There 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:44.160 are ones for basically jilp ones are also peptides technically, 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.680 and they helped suppress appetite. There's tissue repair, there's growth hormones. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.560 So it's all these different things where I think, like 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.880 you're saying too much of something can kill you, right, 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.280 So I think that's where the danger territory. It's like 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.200 people are using them because they're naturally occurring to help 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.360 stimulate different things in the body, but too much of that. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:03.919 Well, like serotonin and dopamine are also naturally occurring. But 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:15.799 I can't be on M D M A every day exactly, honey, Yeah. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.680 Well that is crazy. I do like that we have 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.560 a name for it. It's sort of like. 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.800 Amazing, but I do like that we have a name 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:22.200 for it. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:22.839 It has been named. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:24.839 It's sort of like when something is AI, like peptides 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.160 are like AI for people. Yes, where you can kind 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.640 of be like like what I was recently shit talking 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.040 someone to a dear friend and I said, a friend, 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.480 this person's abs are scaring me and he said it's 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.080 all peptides and I said, interesting. 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:44.640 Later, I have no friends with abs, proudly, by the way, 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:47.359 I'm trying to think if I do. Really, Also, you 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:52.159 definitely have doubts. Yeah, I can't think of one. Really, Yeah, 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.080 I mean do you guys, well depends how do you 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.080 define apps and how do you find friends? To be honest? 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.240 First of all, like, we know a lot of people. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.320 With abs, do we are we sort of like already 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:00.919 fucking comes. 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.880 Yeah, friends are enemies and friends are triggering completely. They 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:05.400 are the ones who get into your skin the most. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:06.960 But yeah, I don't know that I have any. If 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:08.720 they do, they're like secret apps. It's those kinds of 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.880 people who take off their shirt and you're like, what that, yas, 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:14.000 you should have to disclose, you should have to disclose. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:15.560 And Sandy's brother are secret abbs. 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:17.839 I'm not so secret anymore, that's true. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.000 The instagrams are posting to be posting. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.440 Yeah, we I can't remember what group this was even 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.280 we were even talking about, but I remember when we're 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.080 talking about how like when you or I are in 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.400 a group where everyone has abs, we are there as 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:30.799 sort of counterprogramming. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:31.200 Yeah. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:33.920 Yeah, it's like if you guys are tired of like 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.520 having weird conversations with one another, you can come to 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.000 me and like we can talk about just sort of 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:38.880 like what's on that click? 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.200 Were you there for? There was a birthday party for 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:44.400 certain muscular people. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:45.640 I think that's what it was. Yeah. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.000 Yeah, we were in a and it was like they 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:51.000 were comedy adjacent. So there was like all the muscle guys, 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.640 which nothing but love, of course, and then in another 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.520 room was all the comedian guys, right, and so but 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.320 then the muscle guys were all going to the same 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.800 party and we were not going, so they excluded or 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.880 they just had plans already where like regarding to your point, 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:09.479 is definitely like implicitly not for non muscle games. Yeah, 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.800 So they were all leaving, they mostly cleared it out, 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:13.920 and then one of them came back and was like 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:16.360 looking for their friend, and they came into the room 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.800 where it was all the comedian gays and there was 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.840 like an it was like an office, and he looked around, 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.680 saw us all, and then like I had to pretend 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:26.920 that he came to the room for a book, so 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.240 that is honestly, he came into the room, saw all 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.320 of us and then went, oh, I was looking for Oh, 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:35.120 the book's not here, and then ran out of the door. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:37.520 Who's more? Which group is more intimidated by? Which group? 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.920 Thank you? Yeah? I do think. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.160 I think I get annoyed when comedians always like I'm 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:47.520 a victim. I'm a victim right like we're doing now, George, 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:52.240 you didn't let me finish. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.120 But this is an exception. You were a victim, is 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.040 what you're gonna say. No, I feel like the book 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.200 move was too impress you. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.040 I don't think it was too impressed. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.720 I know if there had been just. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.680 Like flowers all around, he would have been like, what 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:05.840 flower was I looking for? I think it was just 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.040 what the prop he had to do comedy with right 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:09.080 in that moment. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.720 YEA, was it funny? I'm laughing. Yeah, we're laughing now. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.680 I feel like I do think the AD group is 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:18.040 more intimidated by the commedian. I agree, Yeah, I agree. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:23.600 I think we don't realize how completely like standoffish we 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:27.840 cut across. Of course, of course in security and it's 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.560 not my fault and I'm not changing. But it's like 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.240 I do think often I will hear about both of us, 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:35.840 like I thought you hate it. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.080 Yeah, well, to be fair, I'm staying office. Just hell, 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:39.360 he can't help it. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.440 Yeah, it's just. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:42.360 How I am the same because I like, I don't 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.200 want to be a liar, like I don't know you yet. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:50.160 Yeah, exactly. I keep it very very close to the chest. Best. See, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:55.720 you can't ask me stuff like that, do stand George? 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:59.360 Guess what happened to me today? My catalytic converter got stolen? 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.640 I'm sorry, what is the sentence you said? 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.480 My catalytic converter got stolen? 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:04.000 What is that. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:06.079 Us? 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.280 Something that happens to la people is like a car thing. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:10.839 It's honey, it's a car thing. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.320 By the way, I'm the only person I walked. I've 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:16.720 been walking just from place to place. Well here, I 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.360 walked from you Hollywood to lose feels. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:23.480 Okay, I like it? Did I die? Did I almost die? 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:24.319 Like multiple times? 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:24.520 Again? 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.520 I saw you almost get it by a car yesterday. 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:28.319 Well, I mean if there's a car, I'm going to 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.280 be almost hit. You're in the right place. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:35.480 Yeah, okay, So catalytic converter. Do you have any idea 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:35.920 what that is? 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:40.280 Brian? Only now because every discuss explained it to me, 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:44.280 and it's something to do with it. It's precious metals 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:49.480 that help your exhaust it most the most. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.680 Valuable in Also, when you have a prius, you have 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:56.679 a really nice catlet converter. That is, it almost exists 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:58.280 exclusively to be stoless. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.040 This is why you guys voted for Spencer Pratt. No, 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.880 I don't understand why you're missing the nuance of this. 0:10:04.360 --> 0:10:07.000 Every car has a little gem inside of it, just 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:08.240 begging to be stolen. 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:12.480 Yeah, it's very nightcrawler, every single car. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:14.680 And I thought I didn't have a prius, I couldn't 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.160 possibly be a victim to this crime. Turns out even 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.640 I had one inside of me the whole time, and 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.120 today I was the victim of it. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.280 Did you know about it before you moved to La, Like, 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:24.800 have you've known about this for years? I knew when 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.000 I would visit because it's like one of the conversations that. 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.760 People have, So there's like this, It's true it's actually 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.160 it's like I went on a hike, my catletic converter 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.720 got stolen, and I'm going to horses. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:41.560 Yeah, and then yeah, I just go and sit at 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.840 the bar though, you know, yeah. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:45.720 It's just so hard to get a reservation. Yeah, rip rip, 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:46.760 never got to go. 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.520 And then people being like the notes process is so hard. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.800 Like yeah, people being like, oh, by the way, I'm 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:53.480 constantly working. 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:54.840 By the way, I haven't worked in ten years. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:58.800 I am so I am so exhausted from the conversation 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.640 that's still in twenty twenty six. Run into people and 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.199 it's like, how are you so busy? No, it's impossible. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.800 It is impossible that you can be busy right now. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.200 It's impossible. I don't buy it. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.040 I have a list of the fifteen people with jobs 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:10.800 and you are not one of them. 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.920 Exactly. Yeah, not to be a full dick, but like, listen, 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.760 let's just call a space band. We're all in this 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.079 together band. Well, no, it's hard to keep your garden up, 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:19.880 you know, stuff like that. That's true. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:20.960 Maybe that's why they're talking. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.560 True. No, it is. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.679 I was listening to someone talking about how busy they were, 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.360 and they just were just in LA and they were 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:32.040 just describing errands and I was like, right, so that's life, right, 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.880 Like you went, you went grocery shop, and you paid 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.840 your bills, you went to the gym, you you know, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:40.880 got your car whatever. That's the baseline. Yeah, and then 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:43.160 business is on top of that. Yes, well, and you 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:44.240 treat your like well. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.959 And then I had to watch that season of that shows. 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:48.839 That's my job to watch the season of that show. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:52.559 Yeah, it's like it's not your drune. I remember an 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:54.920 acting teacher one saying, like, do one thing every day 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.040 that helps your career. And she was which was great, 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.280 And she was like, and you'd be surprised what helps 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.880 your career? And she would say things like paying your 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.439 bills on time, going to the gym, these kinds of things, 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.880 And I thought, how is any of that really helpful 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:09.920 to my career? But I guess it's just your state 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.080 of mind. I don't know. But it is also like 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:13.600 the whole list like I do. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.000 For example, the idea of going to the gym helping 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:18.320 your career, you can convince yourself, yes, if I have 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:21.000 a better body, I will get the big role it 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.320 Sidney Sweeney, but only. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:24.640 Our big goal yeah. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:29.480 Well, to be romantic leads because Sydney Man absolutely yeah, 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.080 sort of work constantly, just one in our careers because 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:33.280 we wish we were Glenn Powell. 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:36.079 I wish I was right like every day were like fuck. 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:39.079 I feel like farther away from it now than five 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:39.600 years ago. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:40.600 There's still time. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:41.640 This career is long. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:43.280 I want to talk to you about doing an off 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.280 Broadway show as an Angelino. You have made the decision 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:49.679 to do something that you know traditionally for a Los 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:51.880 Angeles resident isn't in people's wheelhouse. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:55.400 No, well you know now I'm halftime there, halftime here. Okay, 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:56.880 So I feel like i'm and I used to live 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:58.640 there full time. Guys, I'm not a New Yorker. I'm 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.319 really trying to tell you that I want was. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.080 When did you live there full time? I lived to 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:02.640 investigate you. 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.000 No, no, no, it's fine. I lived there full time from two 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.640 thousand and one until two thousand and eight. Whoa valid Yeah, 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.199 And then when Obamba got elected, I was like, get me, 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:14.600 has gone to shit. I can't take it. And then 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.520 I moved here for a very long time. And now 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.160 whenever I don't have to be here, I'm there. Pretty 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.280 much okay, but uh, how did it happen? I don't know. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:23.960 I wanted to do a show at Edinburgh last year. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.000 I feel like it had been so long, Like I 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.560 do podcasts, I'm on the show where it's a big ensemble, 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.240 and it had just been so long since I had 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.800 really done something just by myself. You were busy, would 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.240 you say. Some would say that in twenty twenty were like, 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:39.080 really busy. I'm one of the only busy people in 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:43.760 la I'm on the list of fifteen now sixteen. But yeah, 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.959 it was just something that I had gotten away from 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.160 sort of solo performing in comedy, and so I was like, 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.960 I took the show to Edinburgh. It was so fun 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.360 and in a way I thought that was for sure 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.719 enough for me, that entire situation, I know, I mean 0:13:56.800 --> 0:14:00.360 I thought I would be allergic to it and e allergic. Well, 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.600 I love in the age of the internet, allergic allergic, 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:08.840 I'm allergic. I am allergic to email. Write that down, 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.600 thank you. And it was just and honestly was so 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:14.200 fun and I learned so much and like I went 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.319 in with the show thinking it would be one thing, 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.559 and then after like thirty performances, your show comes out 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.440 totally different in a great way, and I really loved it, 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:25.960 and so I I just I needed I needed more feedback, 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.120 I needed more audience. I couldn't stop the train. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:29.880 And what was review culture like over there? 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.360 Hilarious? You get a turtle race, you get a turtle 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.240 I did. I don't know toortal I didn't get because 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.000 you know, you in order for them to review, you 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:41.040 have to place an ad in shortle really which right exactly, 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.840 and then they can still review you poorly. It's like 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:45.400 you pay for an AD and then they're like, this 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:49.120 is the worst show I've ever seen? Correct, zero tortles, Yeah, 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:50.840 and you can. The only ones that matter are like 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:53.240 the four star and five star. But I guess it 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.680 was interesting because I did learn stuff about my show, 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:59.000 like depth they saw I definitely did not, or depth 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.880 I thought they missed, you know, right, it works both ways. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:05.480 So but no, it was great, and I don't know, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:09.040 I'm legitimately like so happy. I've always wanted to actually 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.520 work in New York. I've never had an actual job there, 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:13.680 so I don't know, I'm very excited for this. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.280 Although it's wow, you're sort of the opposite. Usually people 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.800 have never had a job in La, Right, You've never 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:19.880 had a job in you ever? 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.600 No, it's I think safter Bernhard said like, if you 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.600 can make it in New York, you can't make it 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.600 anywhere else. I haven't made it in New York, Babes. 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:31.120 Sounds like something, Sondra Bernhard. Yeah, it's like girls. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:35.040 Yeah, I love her down, love her down because she 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:36.480 would be saying things she says. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.240 He says whatever the fuck she wants. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:41.880 She does. It's amazing, actually very I completely agree. Yeah, 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:45.400 I say anything you want. And what is a show about? Yeah, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.360 so it's it's called Are You Mad at Me? It's 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:53.720 essentially just a spiral of my paranoia and walking in 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:56.160 terms and out of them, assuming everyone hated me and 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.080 also is going to quote the conversation I had with 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.280 them in negative ways, And a lot of it's about 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.240 the way I walk. I hate walking onto a stage. 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.200 It's so vulnerable. I feel like I look like an idiot. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.680 I every time I catch my reflection in like the 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:09.960 window of a building I saw, because how I think 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.280 I walk in the mirror in my home is so 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:14.640 different than how I actually walk, And all those things 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.760 just sort of destroy me. It's also like really audience 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.280 interactive in a way that's not annoying, hopefully. So the 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.560 show's different every night. It's like very sleep No More 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.640 and thank God, because there is a. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.960 Sleep No More hole in New York City. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.800 It's phantom interactive. That's the Sleep No Morning God. Yeah, 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:32.640 but yeah, I. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:37.200 Find that I do you think you walk cool? 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:40.680 No? Do you you think you walk normal? And then 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.880 walk in the mirror. Oh yeah, and it's terrible. I 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.120 definitely walk poorly. Yeah, me too, And I don't think 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:47.480 I do. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:47.880 You know. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.880 We have very different approaches to walking on stage when 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:52.000 we do live shows together. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.960 Well, okay, keep going, keep going. George likes to like 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.320 over energize and be like whoo. 0:16:57.520 --> 0:17:01.480 I like to be like same, and it throws the 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:08.159 vibe off. Well, I'm not saying one is right and 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:09.040 one is wrong, but. 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:14.120 Like we're live performers, like you gotta get the people off. No, honestly, 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.840 I walk out like you, but yours is right, I mean, 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:17.320 thank you? 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.240 Yeah, No, mine is right. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:21.720 I also get into it. 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.520 Sometimes It'll be like I will go too big and 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.600 I'll start like, you know, high fiving people, and Sam 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:28.320 will be like in the middle of the stage, like. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.600 In your show's the audience has to earn it. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.240 I think they come to me, which is weird because 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:39.879 in fact, as solo performers, like your show is much more. 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.280