00:00:08 Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear, But you're a guess to me, you gotta come to be empty, and I said, no, guests, your presence is presence, and I already had too much stuff, So how did you dare to s obey me? 00:00:48 Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts, one of as far as I'm concerned, the only podcasts available. I hope you're having a wonderful morning, wonderful afternoon. Maybe just sound a lea usually drive, but I'm here today with a guest who I just adore. Very funny man. Also a podcaster. His name is Patrick Walsh, also known as Pat Walsh. He co hosts a podcast called We'll See You in Hell. That's right, and he's a television writer and a comedian, so he's kind of doing everything. Pat, Welcome to the show. 00:01:22 Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Bridger. I appreciate the intro. And you googling the name of my podcast, it's very nice. 00:01:28 Speaker 2: I have not googled. I have listened to a multiple episode, thank you very much. I'm going to be honest, I don't listen to it anymore because I don't have a commute where I don't know where I would be listening to it. 00:01:38 Speaker 3: But you ever walk through the neighborhood. 00:01:40 Speaker 2: I want the sound of my own thoughts hunting were so, and yeah you thought so? 00:01:46 Speaker 3: Like maybe five years ago, I might have made the joke look at you getting into the podcasting game right when it's hot. We're now we're ten years. 00:01:56 Speaker 2: We have now come over that hill where it's like, now you should have a podcast. Yes, yeah, there was that period where it was like, well, this isn't going to happen, and now this is TV right, and I am as far as I concerned, Oprah and I just kind of entered the game and I'm just powering through this. 00:02:12 Speaker 3: Fair enough? Are you? Is this Patreon? Is it behind a paywall? 00:02:16 Speaker 2: I'm not doing any of that bullshit. I don't want to deal with asking people to pay for money, or sure not pay for money, give me more money. I'm going to do some ads. It's going to be free, and then we might sink. 00:02:28 Speaker 3: What are you doing ads for? 00:02:30 Speaker 2: I have no idea. Whoever wants me to, whoever wants me to talk about their product, I'm just going to sell it. 00:02:36 Speaker 3: We were on a couple podcast studio. I know this one is owned by two of my favorite people, Karen Clegarriff. Yes, art start, but I was on various networks, podcasting networks, and they would have us do these ads and they would just get more and more degrading, until eventually we did blue Chew, which is immitate viagra. Oh and there were kidding, not even viacra. But the request was that we say like it helped our sex life where we started, and it's kind of like really, and this is worth twenty dollars. The blue chew does not sound like a pill. That sounds like a dog toy or I did try it once with my lovely wife. It was chewable viagra and it tastes every bit as bad as biting into a pill. 00:03:26 Speaker 2: So this is for men who cannot get an erection or swallow a pill pill. It's a real interesting look. There's not that many of us, but you're a rare breed and women want to experience yes, blue chew. Well now we're advertising for them on my podcast and I just. 00:03:43 Speaker 3: Gave them some free Yeah. I mean I have a whole bottle of them at home. If you want to try it. 00:03:47 Speaker 2: Blue chew, reach out to me. I want you know, morning, I'll swallow my pill and then I'll chew up my blue chew and just go about my day. 00:03:55 Speaker 3: Gag because of the discussion flavor. It honestly is as bitter as biting into a pill. And the whole premise is like it's like a Flintstone's chewable where it tastes like delicious orange or cherry. 00:04:08 Speaker 2: But no, I'm going to disagree on the flintstones being delicious. I never like flintstones chewable. I liked a sun kissed chewable. Did you ever ever have that? 00:04:17 Speaker 3: No? But the gummy vitamins they have now are delicious, however they have like sugar in them. 00:04:23 Speaker 2: Fully disagree again. I think the chewy vitamins are too soft. The gummy vitamins, I think I need it like a little bit of a toothsome vitamin. I mean, have a chewi. 00:04:34 Speaker 3: I'll be bad. I don't know. 00:04:36 Speaker 2: I feel like most people agree with me. You want your you want your gummy to fight back a little bit. If it's just going to like melt in your mouth like jell o, no, thank you. 00:04:44 Speaker 3: You you like it to be sort of more like a dot, like with a little texture to it. 00:04:48 Speaker 2: No, I feel like a dot is also a weird texture. It's like a third category. Okay, I'm talking about Do you remember gummy sharks? Yeah, that's the fish again. Another there are so many textures of gummy things. No, I'm talking about. They came in like a little It was like a snack pack that you would put in like a lunch school lunch. And they were like, I don't know, it just required just enough chewing to satisfy. Okay, I you know, I've got a nice strong jaw, and. 00:05:19 Speaker 3: Look, you're not gonna get an argument for me. I don't think anyone's gonna. I've been admiring it this whole time. Can I tell you on the subject of jaws, I was I listened to and I recommend this to everyone out there. Robert Evans, you know, the head of Paramount for it or not, He did produce the Oh yes, he was recently. 00:05:39 Speaker 2: Yes, of course. 00:05:40 Speaker 3: They fired him from Paramount at age like ninety and he died two days later. It's very cool. So you know, he had this amazing book called The Kids Stays in the Picture and they made it into a documentary as well. Right, yeah, sure, so many and listening to the audiobook was one of the most hilarious experiences of my life. I recommend it to everyone. He reads it, he'll mess up line. He doesn't even go back to correct anything, just messes stuff up. But he had so many one liners, and one of them was they told him this movie was going to be a hit, and he was like, they told me it was going to be bigger than jewels. Well, surprise, this thing wasn't even bigger than my jewel. And I was laughing so hard I almost had to pull my car over. And there's a line like that on every page. Wait what movie was he talking about? Uh, it was a bomb, so you know you never heard of it. But like they sold it to him as it was going to be this big thing, and was this he's a complete misogynist. He's telling this story at the end of it and he goes like, Sharon Stone accused him of murdering three people. Is there any truth to them? He says, no, believe it or not. But he goes, I've got a quarter of a million check for Sharon Stone if she can prove any of these allegations, and if she can't, down on your knees, baby. But the only thing I want from you while you're down there is an apology. I don't want nothing else. It's amazing. If they release it now, he'd be thrown in jail. But it's an amazing book. 00:07:07 Speaker 2: So he wasn't a senior citizen when he recorded it. This is ninety four, so he's probably sixty five or something. Good. 00:07:13 Speaker 3: Agree anyway, check it out. But you were talking about gummy. I was talking about gummy. Let's please if we could just get back to the gummy. Was going away from gummy talk personally? No, because it seems like you're impossible to be pleased. You're insatiable when it comes to I've just described that. I'm easily pleased with one. One that's chewy with some bite, but not too chewy with too much. 00:07:35 Speaker 2: When this podcast hits the air, people are going to respond in a big way and they'll make a community. Yes, they're going to say it's the shark gummy. Yeah, that's all I can detail. I can give you. Some of them are they're like opaque. Yeah, they're not quite see through the trick though. With the two soft gummies you put in the freezer, just write it down. You get your gummies. Put them in the freezer. 00:07:59 Speaker 3: Now you're saying, personally, see your your experience on this podcast is going to be you talking about your life and then realizing in the comments and stuff that you're insane. 00:08:08 Speaker 2: I'm fully away. 00:08:09 Speaker 3: No one's ever put a gummy in the freezer. That's that's insane. 00:08:11 Speaker 2: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you're here because I'd like to introduce you to someone who's done it me. 00:08:17 Speaker 3: So it's not usually a good backup when you just cite yourself again. 00:08:22 Speaker 2: But all right, well, that's why we're sending this out into the world to find me a community. 00:08:27 Speaker 3: Right and said community? 00:08:30 Speaker 2: Community? 00:08:30 Speaker 3: Did you say proud of it? It just went completely unnoticed, but I was that's beautiful. That's another podcast. It might be. 00:08:38 Speaker 2: Well, I've just spent the week in Omaha. 00:08:41 Speaker 3: Oh jealous? Have you been to? Oh No, that's a count and Crows song. 00:08:45 Speaker 2: That's well. Our friend Lizzie Hooperman reminded me of that. She sent me a link. Did not listen to the song. 00:08:52 Speaker 3: It's one of their better ones. It's not as whiny. 00:08:54 Speaker 2: What does that mean? 00:08:55 Speaker 3: It means it's on their first two albums. 00:08:57 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the only Counting Crows I know. 00:09:00 Speaker 3: Is around here. Oh you know, mister Jones. 00:09:04 Speaker 2: I know now now I'm knowing songs long December. 00:09:07 Speaker 3: Great song. I mean you, I think even the coldest person, it's a very much jack FM song. Sure would you agree? I guess they're a jack FM bank. 00:09:16 Speaker 2: It's a slow jam for Yeah, it's a slow jack FM. 00:09:20 Speaker 3: They still have that announcer on there who's like, do you like music? And getting fucked? It's the worst. I'm always like, easy, buddy, did I swear on this? You know you can do whatever you want on this podcast. I should talk about gummies. We can do it if we want. Yeah, who is that's clear listening to jack Gummies. 00:09:38 Speaker 2: I don't understand the audience for this podcast. 00:09:41 Speaker 3: I think as far as terrestrial radio, it's probably the most listened to station because somebody's like, I just want to hear the hits and I want them covering my whole life seventies, eighties, and nineties. 00:09:52 Speaker 2: I guess it's just the sort of person who doesn't care. I mean, I guess that's mostly the world. The radio is for most of the world. 00:09:58 Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, it's and movies are for mostifying and it's hard to accept yes, but it's very true. 00:10:04 Speaker 2: It's crazy to me that someone would get in their car and tune in to Jack FM and be satisfied, because for me, that is the most maddening feeling in. 00:10:14 Speaker 3: The way I listened to Jack a FM. 00:10:17 Speaker 2: Jack. 00:10:17 Speaker 3: Oh, of course we're all on Jack. Ye, she's the DJ, and she's fantastic. Yes, she sasses her way through the hits. Well, you look terrific. I feel like this is a new look for you. You've got a mustache, mustache in a little long hair. Yeah, and what I appreciate. I went to a party last night, not to brag, and I feel like people acknowledged that it wasn't an ironic hipster mustache. It's a nice throwback. It fits you very I mean like it more than I expected to. 00:10:49 Speaker 2: I say this in the nicest way possible, But it looks like you like should be out in the woods checking in on some campus or something, but not killing them. Not killing them, just like you'll eventually be killed. You'll pull been like kind of an old truck and then be shot or sliced or something. But it's like the perfect look for you. I think, thank you l on it. 00:11:08 Speaker 3: I don't know I am. I shaved the beard because it was going gray. It was gray, Let's be honest, okay, And I think it de aged me a bit shooting rid of that because. 00:11:17 Speaker 2: So the mustache maintained its color. The beard was gray. 00:11:21 Speaker 3: Right. I had one extremely stressful year of work and personal stuff, et cetera, and it turned gray in about a month. Much like Good Grief Joe Beth Williams and poultergeis just an immediate gray due to stressfulness. Have you seen Poulter guys. 00:11:36 Speaker 2: I haven't. It's going to be those movie. I've seen a lot of things. I've seen everything like I shouldn't have. That does not allow me to participate in society essentially. 00:11:46 Speaker 3: By the way, speaking of the show being about gifts, when I loaned you my copy of Broadcast News, Look, that wasn't a gift. I actually am going to need that. 00:11:54 Speaker 2: Patrick. 00:11:54 Speaker 3: It's been a year. 00:11:56 Speaker 2: It's been I'll correct you, it's been two. It has been two years that you led that to me. I have not watched the Hole in my Criterion collection. This afternoon, on my way back from lunch, I thought I need to give Pat the Blu Ray back. Yeah, here we are clearly I forgot, and now it'll probably I just want you to buckle up. 00:12:16 Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one, you're getting the blue back, and yet you're requesting more gifts from me. Of course, this is who I am. All Right, I take? 00:12:24 Speaker 2: Can I take? Can I take? That's clear that said I didn't request a gift on this. The podcast has a very clear title, which you just fully ignored. Dragon, I said, no gifts, and right in front of you, I mean, if we're going to get into this, we're just going to get into this. 00:12:40 Speaker 3: We need to go. Are we going to the gifts? 00:12:42 Speaker 2: I think we're going to go to the gifts? You've got a gift right here? Is this badas you are? My dude? 00:12:49 Speaker 3: Yeah? Right? Was this purchase for me? This was purchased for me by my wife? 00:12:54 Speaker 2: Okay, beautiful, But. 00:12:55 Speaker 3: I feel about you the way my wife feels about me. 00:12:58 Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to take you back. Heather, get out of the way. 00:13:02 Speaker 3: And Heather said, if you're not going to reuse it, she wants it back because she's becoming more and more annoyingly green. Oh sure, and it's becoming a problem. So what would what else would Heather use this bag for? She claims that every Valentine's Day for the last five years, she's given me something in this bag. And I said, I would remember getting a gift that says you are my dude. 00:13:21 Speaker 2: It's also it looks brand new. It doesn't look like it's ever been used. 00:13:24 Speaker 3: She takes care. She's a bit of a hoarder, okay, And where is she keeping these bags? Closet, pile of bags, bows tags. Do you like getting gifts? I always did, and now I feel like I would have This isn't the one I would have got. You know, sure, as you get older and you know you have money to buy things that you want or need, it's kind of like, oh, I could have gotten something I wanted. More like, my sister got me what would have been a great gift for my birthday, which is like a week ago, Happy birthday, Thank you so much. But it's like, uh, what do you call it? You know, like a coffee a coffee cup that you can use all day whatever. It was plastic And as I said, my wife's getting very environmental. We have twelve of these, of course, But you don't want to say to your sister, who hopefully hasn't listened to this podcast. God, couldn't you have asked? I've got twelve of these fucking things? 00:14:14 Speaker 2: So now is it just going to go unused? 00:14:16 Speaker 3: Absolutely? Or we'll return or give it to somebody else. 00:14:19 Speaker 2: I could very well be in this bag. 00:14:21 Speaker 3: But I was like, you said, we're going to talk about the gift? Would talk? I have sweet minutes on. 00:14:27 Speaker 2: It and I did twenty on Commies, So yes, it's truly you know, we can talk about whatever. Right, So you don't what was the last gift you remember getting that you actually liked? 00:14:39 Speaker 3: Oh, dear, well, my I guess it's a little gross. But my again, my wife got me a bidet beautiful and she has one, and I kind of made fun of her, and then I was like, tried it, and I was like, boy. 00:14:52 Speaker 2: Of course, I think everyone actually likes a bidet. 00:14:55 Speaker 3: Why don't you do it? Yeah? 00:14:56 Speaker 2: Now is this a bidet that's like like you replace the toilet seed or something? 00:15:00 Speaker 3: That's right? Okay, interesting, and it's great, it's and it's got a heating feature if you're going to be there for a long time. Sure. 00:15:07 Speaker 2: And now Heather was hers gifted to her or this was something she got she got it first and she's not a splurger, but it was important to her. Okay, fantastic. Is she a lifelong She's probably not thrilled that we're talking about guarantee. She's no, she's fine, she's fine. But yeah, that was a good gift that I just got. Okay, that's yeah, that's something that you probably wouldn't buy for yourself. It kind of comes out of nowhere. 00:15:28 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rare enough that I get something that I'm really excited about. Sure, you know when you know it's going to be a bad gift. And my family's big on this is while you're opening it. This is every gift I've ever gotten. So I was a kid. You pull back the paper and whoever get like, my aunt will be like, now I do have the receipt. So just already sitting on the gift before you've even seen it. 00:15:48 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, of course I've had multiple of those. And that's also me. Anytime I'm giving someone anything, you do, even if I put a large amount of research and I'm just apologizing for whatever it is, right because I've want the person to be happy. Sure, you had a wedding, you got married two years ago, is that right? 00:16:05 Speaker 3: Yeah? 00:16:05 Speaker 2: About a year and a half you were did you get things you wanted? 00:16:08 Speaker 3: Or was dance ladies and John? 00:16:11 Speaker 2: I did dance, and I'm going to say, I'm just going to say I was probably the best dancer. 00:16:14 Speaker 3: Shut it down, you really should. 00:16:16 Speaker 2: I think I was a high I was a gift at that wedding that people. 00:16:20 Speaker 3: You were the gift. 00:16:21 Speaker 2: I yes, I brought myself and gave everything to you too. I had a wonderful time. You know, I don't go to weddings very often. I think yours was the second not non Mormon wedding I had been to, Okay, and it was wonderful. 00:16:35 Speaker 3: Now did you do sort of a here I am bridger when you started this, like I'm an ex Mormon or stuff or how would people even know when you say that? What? 00:16:43 Speaker 2: Oh the podcast? Yeah, I guess, Oh, I guess I haven't really explained. I probably hinted it. 00:16:47 Speaker 3: So you're not like a personality. No, I'm not a personality. Your Twitter is not anything like personal about you. Oh, absolutely not. No one knows anything about it, right, But in prior episodes, I think we've hinted around that I'm from you. But of course I'm not a practicing Mormon anymore, Yes, but I was. I grew up Mormon and went to a lot of Mormon weddings, which are very different than a regular wedding. Well, as you know, I've been to many Mormon weddings, and also because a lot of my friends are Mormon, and sure, because you're from Missouri, right, I went to a lot of Mormon dances, which were one Saturday night a month, yes, and they were so much fun. They didn't really like slow dancing, I'll tell you that, but the music they would play was all eighties synth, gay, frankly themed music. 00:17:36 Speaker 2: One of the weirdest things to me about Mormon culture mode. 00:17:40 Speaker 3: And this was, you know, ninety seven or ninety eight when I was in high school, so it's not like it was of the time. But I was always like, boy, this is a it's cooler music than you would hear at a at high school dance. But why do Mormons love this music? 00:17:53 Speaker 2: I've never figured it out, but like synth pop, new wave, enormously popular order and yeah, totally, and you can see why a band the Killers, which is fronted by a Mormon person, is so eighties synthpop. But I do not under I feel like it's just like catchy and non threatening and sure, but. 00:18:15 Speaker 3: Like they play a little respect by a Rasure, which is one of the most beautiful songs ever written. And I probably heard it first at a at a Mormon dance, and I was like, man, this song is great with him and you look into a rasuer. I mean they are like they were the out gay band of. 00:18:30 Speaker 2: The ook, so gay and not a gay friendly religion. 00:18:34 Speaker 3: Getting yes, I never understood. 00:18:36 Speaker 2: These dances are essentially gay discos exactly right, full of scrawny teens, but I mean not really. 00:18:44 Speaker 3: Weird is then they'd open up the I'd go to the bathroom and then there'd be some guy in there with the Book of Mormon. He opens it up three lines of cocaine. 00:18:51 Speaker 2: Oh, of course, I'm very familiar with this. 00:18:53 Speaker 3: I would right out of the Book of Mormon. You know, I'm sixteen. 00:18:57 Speaker 2: Our brains are just rattled by these moreman dances. 00:19:00 Speaker 3: No, I mean, I'm kidding, of course. But it was the most pure, wholesome dance ever. And then the music would be like, how does it fail? You know, very strongly. 00:19:10 Speaker 2: Monday, Yeah, yeah, so yours was I believe the second non Mormon wedding I've been to, and you know it's as you've been to Mormon weddings, It's frequently it's like a pan of brownies on a table. 00:19:22 Speaker 3: Yes, and then you have a couple that looks like maybe they don't like each other very well and are probably twenty one. Correct, that's exactly the yes, yes, what I'm thinking of. 00:19:31 Speaker 2: Yet, I mean in the backyard, Mormon twenty one is like a Los Angeles fifty five. So it's an interesting world. But you're yeah, back to your wedding. I was an incredible dancer. That's really what we're trying to work. Yeah, it's nice to be allowed to just unleash on the dance floor. Couldn't How often does that happen? Not that often, I'm with you. Can you remember any terrible gifts you've you've received? 00:19:58 Speaker 3: Oh boy, I mean they probably would have come from my grandma, who is dead. I mean you hate to oh. 00:20:03 Speaker 2: Sure, but you know she's gone. 00:20:05 Speaker 3: She is gone. Yeah, Okay, I got one she gave she gave me a uh my favorite movie of the time was Who Framed Roger Rapping? Sure, wonderful movie. It still is. Really Honestly, they did so much more than they needed to for that movie, Like it's like the script is like Chinatown. 00:20:24 Speaker 2: Yes, it's true, and then managed to get every corporation that would never again again. The only when that happens next, it will be because Disney has bought everything. 00:20:36 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right, so and it'll be like the Genie from Aladdin and Stewie from Family to Uh anyway, Uh. She got me a who framed Roger Rabbit T shirt and it was Roger Rabbit behind bars and the bars were felt that came off about an inch from the shirt blue felt. Just sounds incredible. And then when you turn it around it was Roger rabbits. But and there was an off the shirt cotton ball for his tail, and I purchasedness. She bought it for me. Yes, I was such a nerd that I also at the time thought this was a really cool shirt and wore to school. I was already being mocked on a breaking shirt. Didn't help out. 00:21:19 Speaker 2: How old were you when the movie came out? Oh, okay, that sounds like an incredible show. 00:21:25 Speaker 3: Were you bullied? 00:21:26 Speaker 2: I was never bullied. I was very I mean, I hate to say it, I was kind of a mean child. It basically mean until the last until I became an adult, but I think a larger that was largely just trying to protect myself. But never I think there was maybe a month of bullying in eighth grade, someone named Morgan something usually he's probably dead. But after cross before and after that, really no bullying going on, and I you know, I apologized some of the people I was mean too, but some of the other people had absolutely had it coming. 00:22:03 Speaker 3: Were you going to school with Mormons largely or not? Oh? 00:22:06 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean eight Mormon population, Mormon standards. 00:22:12 Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I was made fun of for just from kindergarten on from k through sophomore year? What were you? 00:22:22 Speaker 2: What do you think it was about you that was I mean, I never understood until I see pictures of myself from. 00:22:30 Speaker 3: The time I was a kid who didn't who didn't have the foresight to say I shouldn't wear this cotton ball Roger Rabbits shirt, you know, Like there's a picture of me at a birthday party that I saw that really haunts me to this day. And I am opening up a gift I'm I'm sure, and it's a five hundred pieced jigsaw puzzle. And man, I'm freaking out about how excited this is. And I'm wearing a green sweater with a white button up shirt underneath it and a bowto my glasses which were usually eight inches thick. Oh, eventually I had to get contact at a very young age because they were tipping my face fall. They were really thick panes of glass. And then like a bowl cut it with some you know, and eventually I started doing gel. 00:23:13 Speaker 2: Sure I was, I was a nerd, well, but it sounds like you were just enjoying yourself. And most kids are like, if you show any level of earnestness or anything, they're on it and they're ready to destroy you. And I was clearly just hiding every element of my personality from everyone for thirty years. 00:23:32 Speaker 3: Yes, so, I mean being funny really is what pulled me out of it. But you don't realize that when you're a kid. Oh yeah, and my attempts to be funny would probably get me further in a hole. 00:23:41 Speaker 2: But look at you now, Look at me now having a wonderful time. 00:23:45 Speaker 3: I'm having a fine time. 00:23:46 Speaker 2: Sure well, and you're also bringing me a gift. You are, my dude, it's in this bag. It says, you are, my dude. Do you want me to open it? I mean you brought it. I you'd like me to open it? On the podcast, I would hand it over. The theme is the history of American comedy. Well, now you're giving it away, so what's gonna happen here? Okay, I'm opening it. 00:24:07 Speaker 3: Secondary theme is things that were in. 00:24:09 Speaker 2: There are multiple things. I'm gonna tell you out, one at a time. Okay. The first is The first is a book. Buy none other than Daryl Hammond. His book God if You're not up there, I'm Fucked Tales of stand up, Saturday Night Live, and other mind altering mayhem. Correct, I'm not familiar with this book, but Daryl Hammond is pictured in a cloud of smoke with what appears to be a crow or raven landing on his shoulder. 00:24:38 Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, he's not a lucky man. There is a let's go with Raven. It's funnier landing on his shoulder. 00:24:45 Speaker 2: He looks like kind of a like Brandon Lee in the crow exactly this dude? Is this an earnest photo? 00:24:56 Speaker 3: I really love the You know, of course, Live from New York is a great book about comedy, But I love all these the fringe SNL books, Like Jay Moore wrote a book about his time on SNL where he admits page after page to being a sociopath. He steals jokes from people, he admits to doing it, and he's saying this proudly, like a no, he's a shame okay. And the one I read recently or I listened to the audiobook was Chris Catan and the title was Baby, Don't Hurt Me, like because the song is oh, of course, he goes into each Mango sketch as if it were Citizen Kane. 00:25:33 Speaker 2: Did you read the whole thing? 00:25:34 Speaker 3: Absolutely? But the book is so fascinating. He goes in all these sketches. He talks about how he dated Zoe Deschanel when she was nineteen and he was thirty eight. 00:25:43 Speaker 2: This was pre New Girl. 00:25:45 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, she yeah, way pre okay. I don't know the age of any of that. He tells all these stories about him just destroying people's lives, but he doesn't realize it. So the book was so fascinating to me because everything is somebody else's fault, But clearly to anyone listening, you're like, no, Chris, that was. 00:26:06 Speaker 2: You can you remember any specific stories that I mean, I was really interested in how he fell out with Will Ferrell. 00:26:13 Speaker 3: They were close friends, sure, and they weren't. And with each story he tells he's doing something embarrassing. And Will Ferrell is like a very calm, business minded, funny guy, arguably much more talented than Chris from. 00:26:25 Speaker 2: All I've heard on friendly, very kind person. 00:26:28 Speaker 3: Yeah, and was kind of bringing him along at first with Knight of the Roxbury and stuff, but he kept, you know, he had a drug problem, and he had a womanizing problem, et cetera, et cetera. And eventually Will Ferrell stops and just like, I'm sorry, I can't I'm not going to be mean to you, but I can't be your friend. M sure. And he tells this story as though, can you believe this asshole Will Ferrell? And he's ignoring the previous one hundred pages where he just describes doing terrible things, almost ruining Will Ferrell's career. He talks about how pissed he is that the reason he doesn't get work anymore is that Hollywood thought that he was a drug addict, and he's like, I couldn't believe it. I had pain in my neck, so I took some pain killers. Everbody thought it was a drug addict. And then a paragraph down He'll be doing blow in a bathroom. 00:27:14 Speaker 2: And he's not making any connection here. 00:27:16 Speaker 3: I think he Honestly, I walked away from the book thinking Chris Catan is mentally ill. Of course, it was a fascinating probably because he's in complete denial that he's ever done anything wrong. 00:27:28 Speaker 2: What was the last thing he was even in? 00:27:31 Speaker 3: Well, they fired him, but he was on the middle the city in the middle, and they talked about that in the book. 00:27:36 Speaker 2: Was the honor for multiple seasons? Yeah, he played a you know, a guy like the neighbor or whatever. Oh, interesting, the Daryl Hammond one is now Hammond himself. When I worked at SNL as an NBC page. 00:27:49 Speaker 3: He was very nice. She always wore a long trench coat. But he'd come in and they would give him a stack of like fifteen VHS tapes and those were the impressions he had to learn. So he'd be like, how am I going to do Steven Sagal and they'd go, just do it. So he'd go in play it and then come out and it would be Steven Siagal Oh, that's incredible. That was cool, I thought. Also, there was this comedian Finesse Mitchell there who you don't hear much about it. No, say the first name again, Finesse Finess okay, And he was picked over JB. Smooth, who was a writer on this show Wow of course. And this guy, sorry, was not great. But he would come in and he'd call in on this is Saturday morning and be like, can you get me this? This, this, this from the deli? And I'd go sure, and I'd get it. And he'd come in and give me twenty dollars. And at the time I was making ten dollars an hour living in New York City. Yes, so I said, oh, I'm sorry, this was like sixty eight dollars and he'd go, well, that's too much and walk away. 00:28:46 Speaker 2: This sort of behavior, to me, is absolutely insane and fully rampant throughout this business. Of course, people who have totally lost any idea of what money is. 00:28:57 Speaker 3: And he's screwing over an interness of course, it's always. And he'd also come in if he was wearing a coat and he'd throw it at me like I'd get hit with a coat, and it was like, go hang this up in my dressing room. Meanwhile, there's a cast full of twenty four people or something. Yes, so I'm giving you a bad example. And then the only reason I didn't like Goat. I would have had to go and say, I need this money to make my rent whatever. Sure, the only reason I didn't have to is that Daryl Hammond would come up in the morning, you know, seemingly hungover, out of it or something, but he'd drop two like twenty twenty, twenty twenty. He just keep dropping twenty through the counter. Can you just go get me a bunch of soups? And then I go, well, they have the super place downstairs, is like sixteen kinds. What do you want. He's like, just get me a large of each and I'll just try it. 00:29:42 Speaker 2: And he's throwing away all this time. 00:29:43 Speaker 3: You'd go down there, So I go, hey, here is you know, two hundred dollars in Chaine. 00:29:48 Speaker 2: I'm starting a super kan and he goes, oh, I'll. 00:29:50 Speaker 3: Keep it, thanks. So that balanced me out, and I like Daryl Hammond for that reason. But by the looks of this book and that raven, he literally should. 00:29:58 Speaker 2: Have saved some of them money soup money, exactly. Wait, so how often were you buying soup for Daryl Hammond all the time? 00:30:06 Speaker 3: But I loved it because it meant yeah, we'd fight to get Darryl Hamton. Of course, Elon lev who you know. Now how long. 00:30:12 Speaker 2: Did you work as a page. 00:30:14 Speaker 3: It's a one year program? Oh okay. The idea is that you get a like Kenneth on thirty Rock. Yes, so you give tours of thirty Rock for your first three months, and then your goal is to get assignments. My two dream assignments were SNL, which yes, and then Conan, which was on at twelve thirty at the time and was my favorite show of all time. 00:30:34 Speaker 2: And I feel like you crosspas with a lot of incredible I feel like you've told me a story about Gandel Feini, which yes, that's right. Remind me what happened with him, because I remember thinking, oh, what an angel of a person. 00:30:46 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they said go meet him on the Celebrities. We either come up forty ninth Street or fiftieth Street and you had to go out and wait for them. So he was going to be a weekend update guest. So like Sata, no life starts, they are like four sketches in weekend updates coming up, and they're like, where's j It was when The Sopranos was on. Yes, and also there's all these reports up to his death of like he would just vanish. Oh wow. So they were really worried and like, what should we do if he doesn't show up whatever? So they made me go down and wait and then be in communication via walkie talkie with them. Sure. So finally there's a little dumb and dumber scooter like like popping a little like, you know, a little more advanced than a bicycle maybe, but it comes wobbling down fiftieth Street. It was probably ten degrees out and up comes James Gandlafinis face completely read completely wasted, and he comes in. I was like, hey, how are you and he goes, goodness, let's do this. It just him excited. We're get in the elevator and then I said, uh, you know when we walk out there, you're going to like walk onto the set. You know what you're doing. He goes, they got kill cards, don't they. I'm like, yeah, he goes, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. So then I said, uh, you know you're going at the elevator gets a little awkward, and I said, hey, I don't know if you've heard this from anyone in New York City, but I'm a big fan of your TV program, The Sopranos. And he gave me a huge laugh more than it deserves. Sure, and he was like, every time I hear it, it makes me feel fantastic. DOT think, don't have a feel bad telling an actor he does a good job because you never hear it enough for whatever. Oh and he gets off the elevator and it's like a half hug and he's like, thank you so much for bringing me up. He's like, you're gonna be here after. I'm like, yeah, of course we didn't run into each other. But there were a lot of people like that, like who I was very surprised were nice. A lot of people you're very surprised are mean, et cetera. 00:32:27 Speaker 2: So I'm wondering where the scooter came from. Just abandoned it, I mean, not belonged to James SCANDALFHOENI. 00:32:32 Speaker 3: He didn't, he didn't lock it or anything, you know, So who knows? 00:32:44 Speaker 2: Do you have any other memorable stories of famous people? Anything? 00:32:49 Speaker 3: Horrible hosted? Okay, and I think Tina Fey talked about her on Howard Stern actually sure, but they were doing a bit about her sex tape and how she was going to get the sex day it just happened, Yes, And the guest in the monologue very timely even then was going to be Joey buttafuco oh beautiful. So they brought him in from New Jersey and he was going to be giving her advice on like what how not to ruin your career with scandal or something like that. 00:33:17 Speaker 2: A man who conspired, truly should have just been in life, just like S. 00:33:21 Speaker 3: And L always brings on. Yeah, the best people. 00:33:24 Speaker 2: I just want to say, whoever whoever was in charge of putting Donald Trump in the hot line bling parody video that has burned into my memory and who ever thought of that should be in jail. What continuing? 00:33:38 Speaker 3: And I could see if they did it now and it was about the perfect call to oh sure it makes me finally we have a reason watched it. But what was it about at the time? 00:33:46 Speaker 2: It was just to put that asshole on TV and I have him be goofy. Yeah, unbelievable of that image. 00:33:51 Speaker 3: Is there a parody element or was he just singing hotline blank? 00:33:54 Speaker 2: I don't want to know. 00:33:55 Speaker 3: I remember I watched. 00:33:56 Speaker 2: I feel like that is going to be the last thing I remember right before I die, and I'm going to go into the void and that's how I leave earth. Yeah, I'm so mad about it. 00:34:05 Speaker 3: Yeah it was rough. It was rough. But Parasiltan would They rehearsed the monologue, it was fine. They're getting ready to go live at eleven thirty and she would not come out of her dressing room to do it, and she was like, I don't want to talk about giving head on. Sure, Laurene Michaels comes down and goes in there, which never happened to like try to talk her into it. She wouldn't do it. Then they come out and they're like, can you tell mister Butterfuco that he's not going to do it and he's got to sit up in the audience and we'll try to find him a seat. Did he have a missa? 00:34:36 Speaker 2: So I was like, mister, please don't shoot me in the face. 00:34:40 Speaker 3: Right, And then we went into her dressing room after and there was dog shit everywhere. Parasiltan's dress off. They're not even big dressing rooms. How many dogs did she have with her too? Had managed to ship that much? Well, she and she just hadn't cleaned it up over days, and then there she had had. You're basically told, as the desk page, get them whenever they want. She hit the stars and the band whatever they want. 00:35:03 Speaker 2: Mm hmm. 00:35:04 Speaker 3: So will Ferrell to talk about how nice he is. He was there three you know they're there Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We spent forty dollars on him. He was like, can you give me a burger here? 00:35:11 Speaker 1: Wow? 00:35:12 Speaker 3: Burger here? Very as low maintenance as you can be, Trouselden. We spent about four grand mister chow and all this stuff. And when we finally got in there, because she kept they'd keep the door shut all the time, dog shit everywhere, and then like the mister Chow was probably for her dog. Every plate was like the stuff was strewn out of it on the floor, everything had two bites out of it. Oh, just exactly what you'd expect a rich person like that to be, like just not giving a shit butt anyone's time. 00:35:40 Speaker 2: Or so, it's just like not being a capable of cleaning up anything, didn't care that she. 00:35:44 Speaker 3: Was derailing this live show that's been going on for years. Didn't care. 00:35:47 Speaker 2: That's the Paris way. 00:35:48 Speaker 3: So she was rough, but buying large people were nice and they hire publicists to be sure monsters. 00:35:54 Speaker 2: I never reminds me. I had to purchase Steven Tyler two hundred dollars worth of grocery when I was a PA. Okay, largely Cashews. None of it was touched. Yeah, and then I like, I think a power another PA, and I yeah, of course. It's just like, if you want me to come on your show, you're gonna buy me two hundred dollars worth of Cashews. 00:36:13 Speaker 3: We had Shingy the rapper. 00:36:16 Speaker 2: I've forgotten about Chingy. He's your hometown boy. 00:36:19 Speaker 3: Yeah he is. He wanted Magnum condoms for the dressing room and I was in the upbreak. I said, you're literally here for forty five minutes because he was mad they didn't have him, and I was just like, you're here for forty five minutes and there's no women here, and he's like I need him four. 00:36:33 Speaker 2: What is he going to be? Is he doing balloon out office. 00:36:36 Speaker 3: I think that's a move where it's like maybe the PA will be an attractive young woman. 00:36:40 Speaker 2: Yes, big for me. 00:36:42 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. 00:36:43 Speaker 2: Oh, good grief, Chingy, nice guy. Not really Okay, well he got what he deserved. Yeah, was Chingy's hit. Uh, Saint Louis has holiday given us. It was holiday And I remember I was working at best Buy when that was a hit. 00:36:59 Speaker 3: Yes, was huge Nelly, of course, and I still like some Nelly. 00:37:03 Speaker 2: Listen Nelly for me. You know, I do have some bad memories of you know, high school assholes listening to Nelly and be like the hot in here and that's about He's now gone and not gone. He's alive, I imagine, but I feel like he he struck up a deal with Honey Honey nut cheerios. Do you remember this. I feel like there was a long stretch of commercials where they were doing parodies Nelly songs about Honey one of them. If there wasn't, then everyone at that ad agency should be fired. I hope they were Nelly deep cuns. Yes, But okay, find out, Shingy. I'm gonna pull out the neck. This is a packed gift you've brought me. Look, I did my best o good gree. The next thing is just the four year consideration script of the movie Spy Spy, which the. 00:38:00 Speaker 3: Oscars thought maybe would be nominated for Best. 00:38:02 Speaker 2: For somebody you know, with for your consideration. You just have to give it a shot. 00:38:07 Speaker 3: You do never know. 00:38:08 Speaker 2: For example, Joker, Joker, Look, there's a big winner. 00:38:12 Speaker 3: Probably gonna win. The screener this year of Robert Downey Junior in black and white gazing longingly at the Iron Man mask. 00:38:20 Speaker 2: Oh, unbelievable. The dumbest thing I have ever seen. 00:38:24 Speaker 3: Peter Travers saying, like a movie that will stir your soul. I was like, what's happening? 00:38:29 Speaker 2: I took a picture of the Book Smart DVD because it said this will reignite your hope for humanity. 00:38:35 Speaker 3: I don't care. 00:38:36 Speaker 2: I haven't seen the movie. I'm sure it's fine. Which movie Book Smart? BookSmart? I'm sure it's a perfectly pleasant comedy. 00:38:42 Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is. And to say it's going to change your life is absurd. 00:38:47 Speaker 2: These screeners have gone fully out of control, right. Oh. I wish I could remember the other but they're insane. Robert Downey Junior one was it's like, what is this a Fellini film? What are we talking about? It made it seem like it was about the masks. 00:39:00 Speaker 3: We all wear something. Granted, Batman Returns is about that. Sure, no one thought we were going to get that as an Oscar movie and it's way better theme park. Now. 00:39:10 Speaker 2: Would you say you have Oscar favor? Absolutely not. And I'm furious every time people are upset about the Oscars because the show is a sham. It's only Globes is literally biable. That's the biggest sham of them all. Well, the Grammys are the biggest sham of them Interesting, I'll say, Grammys just top to bottom garbage, Like there's nothing that wins. I mean, like maybe one out of one hundred things that wins a Grammy is decent meat. Yes, Oscars occasionally, something decent wins occasionally. Golden Globes is just like what is happening every every single time? It's like, what is that Amazon weird sitcom that went. 00:39:49 Speaker 3: Mozart in the Jungle? Yeah, they bought it in the Jungle. The star of Mozart in the Jungle is not sure what it's. 00:39:56 Speaker 2: He has no idea who is it? 00:39:58 Speaker 3: Garcia Bernal or the The Golden Globes are well known for sale and it's eighteen people from like different countries who vote on it. They have these giant luncheons where they try to dazzle them and give them gifts. It's shameful. Oh, it's so bizarre. I've heard of like people who have worked on other shows where the show winners like, yeah, well we're gonna win. How do you know how the studio is paying for it? But it's just a known thing. 00:40:22 Speaker 2: It's a full advertisement the oscars. 00:40:24 Speaker 3: The amount of Like everyone's upset about Greta Gerwing and Little Women sure tacketing, No, well, not enough women. I get that for sure. But what I don't get, and what I don't like is that everyone's saying she should have we had why didn't we nominate more women and then she should have been the one. That's so like snobbish to me, Like there are other women who directed movies and they're better than Little Women's. 00:40:47 Speaker 2: I thought Little Women was fine if Lady little generous. 00:40:51 Speaker 3: I loved Lady Ladybird was one of my favorite movies of that year. She was nominated for Best Screenplay, Best Director one year ago, and everyone like, how dare they do this? Guys? Are you do you really care? Does anyone really care? 00:41:05 Speaker 2: People? 00:41:05 Speaker 3: Just you do? Look in the. 00:41:06 Speaker 2: Mirror look at last year as oscars. 00:41:09 Speaker 3: Yes, every year. 00:41:10 Speaker 2: It's a total just shit show. I don't understand why we give it any any level of credibility. 00:41:16 Speaker 3: No idea, oh idea. 00:41:18 Speaker 2: I mean God blessed. Steven Stephen before the podcast told me that Little Women was his favorite movie last year. Okay, which is fine. A lot of or parasite and uncut Gems, which Bridget didn't like. What's not a fan of uncut gems. I know a lot of people went crazy for it. 00:41:34 Speaker 3: I loved it. 00:41:35 Speaker 2: It did nothing for me. Sweat. I hate gambling. Yeah, I largely hate loud men. So you know, it's just like this movie did not have a lot for me. Sure, I loved good Time, though, so I think my expectation expectations were far too high for this movie. 00:41:53 Speaker 3: Right. 00:41:53 Speaker 2: Also, maybe cut twenty minutes of the basketball game out of the movie. I don't need to watch a full basketball game gems. 00:42:01 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the whole plot hang hinges on. 00:42:03 Speaker 2: I don't care. 00:42:04 Speaker 3: Just like update me. Oh, that movie felt to me like it was five minutes long. 00:42:07 Speaker 2: Five minutes. 00:42:08 Speaker 3: Little Women felt like it was four hours long. And I like the one on a ride A Little Women I really do. I like the Katherine Hepburn Little Women. 00:42:14 Speaker 2: Little Women. To me, I feel like should have really broken my heart, and it didn't. I mean, I'm not a Shalomey fan, don't. I don't know what we're talking about. 00:42:23 Speaker 3: He was well cast as as an old timey fuck boy, which is what he still is even though it's present day. He's somehow still that. But it just didn't do it for me. But it did it for a lot of people, and that's great. But to act like it's some giant slight or whatever, it's such a slap in the face to the other people who are nominated. It's like, so we've all decided this. 00:42:44 Speaker 2: Is the one yes, and everybody else, so if. 00:42:47 Speaker 3: We did give it to that one person, then you'd all be happy. Yeah, it's I don't know. 00:42:52 Speaker 2: I don't know. Parasite did it get nominated for anything? 00:42:55 Speaker 3: It did? Okay, but so so Parasite got nominated for Best Picture, Oh okay. To me, it's an incredible movie, but uh, and I think to a lot of people, Parasite also got nominated for Best Foreign Language Movie, oh interest, which makes no sense because if it doesn't win yea. But it was nominated for Best. 00:43:11 Speaker 2: Picture, the Best of Them. That's going to break the whole system, hopefully permanently. They're not doing a host again. I think that is a wonderful idea. How often does that actually work? 00:43:23 Speaker 3: I mean, with a host they get a funny person like the other they had James Franco. It's not going to work. I'll say, you know, we should host the Oscars. And I'm not kidding alf Alf. That would be please, I'm not bring him out of the shoe box. Have Alf say whatever he wants and nobody's gonna get mad. 00:43:40 Speaker 2: Yes, we can all be. We can all hate the host because he's a stuffed animal. 00:43:44 Speaker 3: Imagine him coming out in a tuxedo and he's, you know, three four feet tall, walks over the podium. Sorry, I just had dinner and you hear me out from backstage. These are I'm just in my first jokes. I'm coming up with what I like to write. Yes, Elle hosts the Oscars twenty twenty one. Yeah I could, I mean why not? Now let's just go back to Joker for a minute. The movie is horrible. I think I was like I could not believe what I was watching. Look, I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it, And you know, I'm sort of indifferent on it. I know it's a very divisive movie, but I was kind of in the middle. My big issue is the entire plot hinges on it. It's nineteen seventy eight or something and somebody films his stand up set so ridiculous, sends the bulky Beta Max tape I guess to a late night talk show. They think it's so fascinating they have to air it. There was nothing even interesting at all about that. No, the thing that is filmed within the film is like, it's a couple jokes. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, yeah, I guess it didn't work out for that guy. Nothing spectacular. Why would this become a national phenomenon? And you could let that go if the whole plot didn't hinge on it. Yes, but that's the movie. Also, with five minutes left in a like a dark vision of a man's soul, why did we have them little person reaching for the doorknob joke? Oh? 00:45:06 Speaker 2: Because it's a Todd Phillips. Yeah, of course. I was like, we're almost done here and we have cut that trying to create art, it's art okay, And I think you and I may have discussed this, but truly have still not figured out where he works. He works at the clown locker room. Yeah, exactly. It's so the movie is like somebody feverishly wrote the first draft and then just took it to film. It makes no sense on any level. No, I agree, and the of course, I mean it made it's around on the internet. But him dancing down that staircase is that maybe the dumbest thing that's happened in a movie in ten years? 00:45:44 Speaker 3: Why that song, that Gary Glitters song which by a convicted pedophile. 00:45:48 Speaker 2: Yes, who's on the money? Is he currently on the lamb? 00:45:53 Speaker 3: I think he's on the lamb in like New Zealand or Vietnam or something, or did it maybe it happened, I don't know. I hope he's not. 00:45:58 Speaker 2: Gary is out there? Yeah, I mean, listen that drum beat, it's sick. I'm going to say it's fantastic fresh. But the man is a child molester. And we could have picked another if you wanted a glam tune. There are there's a decade of I don't know, of course, Mark Poland, No, he died in a car. I believe dying in a car means you didn't molest you. No, I'm just saying that. You know, he wasn't around for very long. Oh that's true, had that beautiful curly hair, and then died, I want to say, in a car. 00:46:29 Speaker 3: Okay. 00:46:29 Speaker 2: I think it's one of those famous Rocks stories that like, he sang a lot about cars but didn't actually drive a car and then died in a car. 00:46:36 Speaker 3: Usually when I don't know what happened to, somebody playing crashes when I look at yeah, just across the board, that's what. Ye. Well, they're playing so much more than us musicians, ballplayers, et cetera. You're dangerous. And honestly, who's in a flight more than a flight attendant? Oh yeah, they should get paid handsomely because they're taking their life. 00:46:56 Speaker 2: Of course, every multiple times a day, right, I've recently, I've been flying a lot because Jim, my boyfriend, is touring the country and I'm going to visit him. And every time I'm on a plane, I have Now I'm accepting at least once during a flight, Oh yeah, it's going down. Yeah, well this will just be over and it's fine. There's way more turbulence lately than that. 00:47:16 Speaker 3: Yeah, like a jagged, huge drop of like fifty miles. 00:47:20 Speaker 2: It's insane, and it really is for me. Every time, there's just this moment where I'm like, Okay, well, I guess there's nothing I can do, and I guess it's over. That's fine. 00:47:29 Speaker 3: You know, text Jim, I love you before you take off is all you can do. Yeah, don't be fighting when you're in the air. 00:47:34 Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. So sometimes you get the free messaging. 00:47:38 Speaker 3: You guys are on. I love you basis right. 00:47:39 Speaker 2: Oh, of course we've been five years in here. I'm going across I you know, I'm going to Omaha to visit him. I wouldn't. I'm not going to Omaha. I mean, Omaha's fine. I'm not saying Omaha's a bad place, but I'm not going there for someone I doubt. 00:47:50 Speaker 3: I might have Omaha listeners as well. 00:47:52 Speaker 2: Omaha was four degrees really freezing cold. I need to go back to Omaha when it's not freezing cold. I had diarrhea. It was a rough time. DMA listen people deserve to know when their podcast hosts had diarrhea. 00:48:08 Speaker 3: Came over and use my dad The next time that happened. 00:48:12 Speaker 2: I'm sorry I've crossed a line here, but actually I feel like I hope somebody out there, if you have diarrhea, you're going to get through it, or you might have diarrhea the future, and I want you to be thinking of me. 00:48:22 Speaker 3: The second verse of Omaha, the Count of Crow saw Yes singing about a rough case of diarrhea. 00:48:29 Speaker 2: It's Adam Dirrik, Yes, diarrhea with dreadlocks. 00:48:34 Speaker 3: Yes, through a really strained metaphor. 00:48:37 Speaker 2: He's talking about I'm opening, I'm taking out the final Oh, this is an actually incredible that one. 00:48:42 Speaker 3: I'm a little more serious about. I know you and I had talked about the movie Spy and by the way, love Paul Fee lovelist McCarthy. But we I had made a tweet and you were like, you're talking about Spy, aren't you. But it was just about how every they don't make comedies anymore. 00:48:56 Speaker 2: No, they're just not That's not a thing you can do financially, right. 00:48:59 Speaker 3: But this was five years ago, and I was basically tweeting that every joke in a comedy now is telling somebody what they look like, what they smell like. You know, you smell like the inside of a pirate's pig leg Yes, it was every joke. Appetite. You know, didn't start it, but he certainly. 00:49:16 Speaker 2: Popular has turned it into basically that's what comedy became for a long period of time. 00:49:22 Speaker 3: Maybe five year period. So Spy is a little you know we talked about the. 00:49:26 Speaker 2: Spy For me was that and just the loudest, maybe the loudest movie up until uncut Gems, Yes, that I had seen. 00:49:33 Speaker 3: And you know what the you know, the best jokes in Spy to me, and there were good jokes were the quietest, most subtle. You'd barely notice some jokes. Everything that did work was her falling into a pile of yes. 00:49:46 Speaker 2: Or a plane going up and down, or somebody. 00:49:49 Speaker 3: Or the lady tackling fifty cent you remember all that stuff. 00:49:51 Speaker 2: I don't remember. 00:49:52 Speaker 3: I remember that plays a huge role. 00:49:54 Speaker 2: Because you know, he's our actor and you should be putting him in every film. 00:49:59 Speaker 3: By the way, I remember Chingy sings I love it when you do that right there. I don't know that song, but I like it yet. Um anyway, tell him what I got, you get the series. 00:50:10 Speaker 2: The final thing here is an it feels like an actual gift, which is incredible. It's a Tom Hanks comedy Favorites collection. You've got The money Pit, which I think is tremendous. You've seen The money Pit not in years, but I love it and I also feel well, actually, I think somebody has ripped it off recently, but they should. Yeah, it's a terrific Then The Burbs, which I haven't seen in a long time, wonderful movie. And I've never seen Dragnet. 00:50:33 Speaker 3: Dragnet's a swing and a miss, okay, a swinging it fully, No, there's it's okay. 00:50:39 Speaker 2: I feel like Dan Aykroyd is largely a swing and a miss. I mean, when he's good, he's terrific. How how often does that actually happen? 00:50:47 Speaker 3: I think he's like the nerdiest guy to make it big, Like he's so nerdy that it's it's almost hard to watch sometimes. 00:50:53 Speaker 2: Well, he's so nerdy. He's selling vodka and like Crystal skulls or something. So he believes in aliens. Yes, well, I believe we all believe in aliens. 00:51:02 Speaker 3: I my girl with my mom and my aunt, and I remember when we first see him. He was nominated, by the way, speaking of how great the oscular he was nominated for driving Miss Daisy. 00:51:12 Speaker 2: Oh, you're for kidding me. I wasn't aware he was in them. Yeah, is he chasing the car? 00:51:18 Speaker 3: He's her son? Oh okay. It was like, Mama, you need to let someone drive you to the store. And he was nominated anyway, dan Ackroyd and my girl and I remember my aunt at full volume, maybe a little liquored up. When dan Akroyd turns around, She's like, how big he is? Asscot and the entire theater like laughed and was in recognition, like we were also thinking about how big dan Ackroyd's ask gun, But. 00:51:46 Speaker 2: Can I just say something about this? This reminds me of something please that actually has to do with Tom Hanks. I went to see Captain Phillips in the theaters, could not concentrate on the film because the entire time I kept thinking to myself, Tom Hanks got a big ass. It was at these khakis. His ass looks huge. 00:52:06 Speaker 3: I haven't noticed his I think this was pre diabetes diabetes. 00:52:11 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, now I'm spreading. I'm pretty sure he's diabetic. I never heard in the last few years it was, but he was. 00:52:17 Speaker 3: He was slender in that movie. But you're saying. 00:52:20 Speaker 2: Above the waist. But he's got a big ass in the movie. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but the movie it was distracted a rab video. Yeah, all right, I don't know so Dragnet, I'm not going to watch. 00:52:31 Speaker 3: Look on the Acrooid Front. I think The Blues Brothers is fantastic. I really never seen it, but it's one that you kind of got to watch younger. It's not going to hit sure, but he was notorious for writing six hundred page screenplays, like for Blues Brothers and Ghostbusters six hundred. They'd go, Dan, we can't do this, this would be a twelve hour movie. And then he'd pair with like Harold Ramis or somebody and they'd sure. But he's I think he's a little nutty. 00:52:55 Speaker 2: What does a six hundred page Ghostbusters movie look like? Apparently there was time in space. But anyway, Dragonnet, he's he's the straight, funny man or whatever. And Tom Hanks does not work for me as the crazy one. Sure, he's funny. 00:53:11 Speaker 3: Eighties Tom Hanks, I genuinely think is a hilarious Tom Hanks that we need back. 00:53:16 Speaker 2: I love eighties Tom. I'll tell you Dog movie yeah, early, I have an early memory of Tom Hanks and blue underwear. Yes, he looks great guy. 00:53:27 Speaker 3: He was a bit of a sex symbol. Yeah, money pitt. He has a scene where he hits his thumb with a hammer and then goes eh, and they think, blessed the director who let this stay in the movie. He makes noises holding his thumb for a full minute, and they keep it in the movie. It is hilarious. Then in another scene when the bathtub falls through the floor if you remember that, Yes, it falls to the floor, shatters waters, and he looks through the hole down at the bathtub and then slowly starts maniacally laughing. And they hold that for about a minute. And there they are. The two parts of that movie. 00:54:04 Speaker 2: Is Shelley longest wife in it? 00:54:05 Speaker 3: Yes, the always lovable I love Shelley Long. She's fine and she's fine. Okay. I have seen Troop Beverly Hills more times than I care to admit. 00:54:14 Speaker 2: Shelley Long kind of vanished. 00:54:16 Speaker 3: She's on Modern Family, I think. 00:54:17 Speaker 2: So she vanished for me personally for sure. 00:54:21 Speaker 3: Uh And The Urbs is hilarious like dark comedy. 00:54:26 Speaker 2: What is the Burbs about? Just a mean neighbor. 00:54:28 Speaker 3: It's like a rear window, you know, like he's a suburban dad. Carrie Fisher's his wife. Sure the kid doesn't even have any lines, but they have a son who like they barely factors. I don't know why they just didn't make them single. But their neighbor they think is killing people, and the neighborhood like for it's him Bruce dern Oh, and they formed like this neighborhood watch to try to like find out if they're killing people. Okay, it's a great movie. 00:54:54 Speaker 2: Speaking of rear window, something I've thought about recently is I've never felt an ounce an ounce of suspense while watching in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. 00:55:04 Speaker 3: Well, he was the master of suspense. 00:55:05 Speaker 2: What are we Obviously they just have an age that well, but right, I'm frequently bored during a Hitchcock movie. Is that wrong? 00:55:12 Speaker 3: I think? 00:55:13 Speaker 1: So? 00:55:13 Speaker 2: I love them all, am I just numb to suspense? What's happening here? 00:55:18 Speaker 3: You're an adrenaline junk. 00:55:19 Speaker 2: I'm an adrenale I'm jumping off of bridges, I'm doing other jumping on trampolines. 00:55:25 Speaker 3: Well, you every time we go to the same workout place. 00:55:28 Speaker 2: We do work out of the same place, which is just absolute torture for me. Every single time. We've never been in there at the same We always yeah. 00:55:35 Speaker 3: Cross paths right as one or the other's anything's all windowed walls. So I'd hate to be like looking over and see you looking. 00:55:41 Speaker 2: At anytime I'm in there with somebody, I know, I feel deeply, deeply comfortable because I don't know what I'm doing and probably shouldn't be working out well. 00:55:50 Speaker 3: Interesting because every time, every time I go, they talk about what a natural you are. This has got to be part of a natural athlete or I'm not kidding, this is part of their game. No offense. My answer is bracer of course, that's my response. Oh he got it quicker than anybody, and he's just a Nashville and he doesn't talking about me. Well, I'm squatting so low, my taint's hitting the ground and I can't get compliment one. I give it my all every time I come. You're your sweating, You've done it, You've I don't leave until, like on the fifth set that you do. My hands are trembling to push it to the max, and all they want to talk about is bridging. 00:56:31 Speaker 2: This feels like it must be part of their business plan. They tell the friend that the other person, Well, but they're not saying that about you to me, no offense. Yeah, I didn't think so, So maybe that's maybe. I mean, this is the first time in my life, I mean, in the last nine months, I had never worked out until this, So maybe I'm good at it. I don't know. 00:56:50 Speaker 3: Apparently you are. I'm not kidding. They talk about you more than I care for Pat. 00:56:56 Speaker 2: We've gotten to the time in the podcast when we're going to play a little git all right. This game tests your ability to give gifts. It's called Gift Master. Okay, Basically what I'm going to do, I'm going to tell you three gifts and three celebrities. You're going to tell me which gift you'd give to which celebrity and why, because I want to know why. Yes, I'm sorry it was a little defensive there. 00:57:24 Speaker 3: Defensive. 00:57:25 Speaker 2: I don't need you attacking me on my podcasts. Fair You come in here and you just criticize and you poke, and but what I need from you is just a number between one and I think I usually do one and nine. I don't know where that came from, but just give me a seven. 00:57:40 Speaker 3: Seven. 00:57:41 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go into my calculation cave figure this out in the meantime. I just want you to if you want to promote something, if you want to or just reveal something about yourself that maybe you feel like people need to know. 00:57:53 Speaker 3: Rather you said seven, Yeah, I do a podcast. We've just moved to Patreon, but there's a bunch ofisodes online with Joe de Rosa, a very funny comedian cal We'll see you in Hell. We discussed in theory horror movies, but usually we talk about just whatever's on our mind. Rant have fun. And we're doing a live show in New York on February fifteenth. When does this air during this will probably be after March. We premiere March twelfth, like My Time Traveling Listeners, or maybe you do a show February twenty twenty one. Maybe it's like we start. You know, you're right, I thought you were in your I had to intervene number hutch calculation cave. I've just come up with that, but I needed, like I would love for someone to drop picture literally in my calculation. I don't really have anything else to promote. What can I tell you about myself. Maybe I'll talk to you about another Oh how about when dan Aykroyd came to Conan so that it was the forty their fiftieth straight side. I go which way you want to go out? And he goes, well, I'm not sure there's gonna be a lot of people waiting for me. So we got to try to figure out a plan. Maybe you go out the forty nine so they'll follow you and then I can run out the fiftieth side. And I didn't have the heart to tell him there. 00:59:16 Speaker 2: He think he's the queen of any one. 00:59:18 Speaker 3: He was the second guest on Coss Princess Die. So I was like, uh, yeah, man, we can do that. Uh So I start to walk out forty if he goes, all right, you go, you go the fortieth side. All right, I'm going fiftieth. Here we go and he's doing the knees up real high, run out, no one there. He runs out to the car. It was very very dark. 00:59:38 Speaker 2: Oh that breaks my heart. Actually, I've calculated, okay, here are the three gifts. 00:59:43 Speaker 3: Can I hear the noise of you coming out of the number compartment? Okay, at least sell the elusion. 00:59:49 Speaker 2: I've kind of flown out. I've transformed. I'm here with three gifts. I'm bearing three gifts. The first one is a surprise home renovation okay. Second is a Frisbee for test driving a car okay. Third is a label maker okay. So keep those three things in mind when you're giving a gift. 01:00:07 Speaker 3: To label maker complete home renovation. 01:00:10 Speaker 2: Surprise home renovation, so it doesn't have to be the whole. 01:00:12 Speaker 3: Home surprise home renovation, label maker, free Frisbee. Yeah. 01:00:17 Speaker 2: So it's like it probably is super on it or something. You're giving gifts to. Lauren Hill of the Fujis of the Fujis, God bless her, Lauren Hill of just Lauren Hill. At this point, I feel like. 01:00:28 Speaker 3: So are alive. You know, she doesn't have the performance rights to her song, so she can't play them with their original melodies. 01:00:33 Speaker 2: That's unbelieved. Go see Lauren, Wow, what are you getting there? 01:00:38 Speaker 3: She like, you're five minutes into a song and you're like, oh, this is that thing her biggest song. Whoa. 01:00:44 Speaker 2: So she's just saying the lyrics to other tunes. 01:00:46 Speaker 3: With different melodies. It's really bad. 01:00:48 Speaker 2: It sounds like it would give me a fever. 01:00:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rough. 01:00:52 Speaker 2: Okay, Lauren Hill, Yeah, Mark Ruffalo okay, pop songstress Grimes okay. Also I guess miss Elon Musk, right, but I don't know. 01:01:06 Speaker 1: Uh. 01:01:06 Speaker 3: Well, I think she's pregnant with this kid. Yeah, okay, And again it's surprise home renovation, free Frisbee. 01:01:13 Speaker 2: And a label maker. 01:01:14 Speaker 3: Label maker. Well, I'm giving the surprise home renovation to Lauren Hill because the other two are loaded. Yes, And it seems like Lauren Hill is struggling. If she sold off her performance. 01:01:24 Speaker 2: Right, she had the whole tax issue and taxes. Did she go to jail? 01:01:28 Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. 01:01:29 Speaker 2: She almost went to jail. 01:01:31 Speaker 3: Well that's where you'd like to see her, isn't it. 01:01:33 Speaker 2: Bridge I put Lauren behind bars? Absolutely not. I feel The Miseducation of Lauren Hill is one of the great albums of the nineties, one of the greats. 01:01:42 Speaker 3: Somebody really screwed her over. I mean, she never did another one. She had an unplugged you know. I think she had some mental issues, to be. 01:01:49 Speaker 2: Honest, and she has maybe ten children. 01:01:52 Speaker 3: That's right, famea Maine for everybody. It's not that album is great and she should be touring off it now. For the anniversary make all the corny, But what happens is they go there and people are really pissed because it's not those songs. 01:02:04 Speaker 2: What demon has the rights to her song? 01:02:06 Speaker 3: I don't know. Probably that same guy you've got Taylor Swift's music, Probably Goots. 01:02:11 Speaker 2: But I have to say, surprise Scooter mcgoots mister music. 01:02:16 Speaker 3: Yeah, Scooter, and then quotes music magoose he lives a top Capitol Records and a cape. Yeah, it's kind of got a sword. 01:02:26 Speaker 2: No. I think a surprise prise Homer renovation is perfect. Lauren Hill would be thrilled with that. She needs it, although I feel like the surprise element is not something that she wants right now. I feel like she needs an ice steady, like let her know that people are going to be coming into the house to renovate. Well, if I can alter the gift in that way, I can't, So who knows. I mean, I guess it is a gamble, but. 01:02:47 Speaker 3: No, I want to give her the nicest gift financially set Now, if we're talking about the Frisbee. I like the music of Grimes, I really do. Sure. I don't, especially that Art Angels album is very good. I don't like her, uh, her life with Elon Musk. 01:03:05 Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, she had the whole thing with Azalea Banks, where like Axia Banks was like trapped in Elon's house and everybody was doing speed and right. It feels like a bad situation. 01:03:17 Speaker 3: It definitely does. And that is why she receives the frisbee I don't care about, and she can play it in the crack. Then she can play catch with her baby little Grimes, little Grimy. Uh. But the label maker will go to Ruffalo because he's always like politically minded. She can do like, uh, you know, labels for like a box of Bernie flyers. 01:03:43 Speaker 2: Sure you feel like he's a Bernie supporter. 01:03:46 Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Okay, he screams it. 01:03:48 Speaker 2: He feels pragmatic. To me, I feel like he's going to get behind whoever could be warranted. Yeah, I feel like he's just ready to vote and get out there. Did you see the Blackwater movie? Yeah? I was okay, it was okay, I didn't see it. 01:03:59 Speaker 3: It was well done. It's it's like Todd Haynes, who's usually like very personal stuff, so that was a little weird. But Ruffalo, when I first ever see you can count on me. No, I've never heard of this excellent movie from Kenneth Lonergan who did Manchester by the Scene. 01:04:15 Speaker 2: Okay, sure, I never saw that either. 01:04:16 Speaker 3: Oh it's Oh it's a good movie. Okay, very good movie, it really is. Anyway, I saw Ruffalo and I was like, this guy is the best actor I've seen in five years I was in high school. Sure, like, this guy's going to be a mate. And here we are twenty years later and he still is a big star doing the stupidest bullshit in the world, like these fucking events is the incredible Yes, it's so depressing, very odd to watch, and he's honestly, he's bad as the Incredible Hulk because he. 01:04:43 Speaker 2: Plays Chip on those movies maybe two years ago, and it makes me feel numb. I'm sorry, but I just it does nothing for me emotionally. Could a lot of great actors in these movies, but I'm just I have no interest. 01:04:59 Speaker 3: It's and ever every time an independent director does some new great movie, they're immediately snatching. 01:05:04 Speaker 2: They get sucked into this bizarre machine to create nothing. 01:05:09 Speaker 3: From everything I hear, they are told what to do, and they bring in these people because they know they're in need of a payday. They've made one small budget movie and they listen and do what they say. But it just ruins these careers before they even start. Of course, like it would have been Colin bros. Did Blood Simple, And then next if they're directing Batman or something, Oh, I can't you are What would we have lost if that had happened? Yes, So now like cop Car was this great Kevin Bacon movie. I saw a really good independent movie. And their second movie is one of the Spider Man's. So it's like, all right, so we get no growth of these people. We get no movies between that and this, and I think that sucks. 01:05:49 Speaker 2: Oh. I think it's a total drag. But that's the world we're living in. 01:05:52 Speaker 3: It's where we're living in. 01:05:53 Speaker 2: Mark Rufflo is getting a label maker. 01:05:55 Speaker 3: He gets that labeling. 01:05:56 Speaker 2: I feel like his house does probably have a lot of things labeled and clean and tidy. It feels like kind of a kind of I like the Ruffalo. We've finally reached the last section of the podcast. Yes, this is called I Said No Questions. Basically, people have been writing in two I Said No gifts at gmail dot com and they've been asking for help to they need to buy people in their lives gifts and they get advice from me and my guest. So we're going to read one or two of these and we're going to try to advise people on well they should. So here we go first. First up, Bridger, I really want to make make make us the keyboard here, make a gift for my wife, something from the heart. Do you have any have any suggestions of a craft or homemade gift I can give her. It's Paul in Buffalo. Have you ever been to Buffalo? 01:06:52 Speaker 3: Yeah? So what is it? What's happening? 01:06:56 Speaker 2: Okay, Paul, I hope you're warm at home in Buffalo. Maybe you just went to Niagara Falls. Sure, I mean I didn't have a good time there, but it was unrelated to Buffalo. Beautiful people of Buffalo. Okay, spring, summer, fall, winter, uh, winter winter. I don't feel like anyone wants to be in Buffalo in the winter. 01:07:16 Speaker 3: Let's just say I spent a rough year in Buffalo. That night. Okay. 01:07:24 Speaker 2: When I hear I want to make somebody a gift, I feel like you're headed towards somebody getting something that it didn't want. And it's also bad. But because most people can't make things very well. 01:07:39 Speaker 3: I've been given insanely sweet handmade stuff, and when somebody nails it, of course, you know, A it doesn't cost much, which sure nice, but b it means so much more once you got to nail it. You're right, it can. It's a high risk, very high risk. I'll say this, don't give her one coupon for a free back roun. Oh well, first of all, that's not going to ever be used. No, you're absolutely right. 01:08:03 Speaker 2: It's truly the worst. Although I will say I told Jim I wanted five coupons this year for me to get to choose the restaurant with no complaints for dinner. Oh and so I think that's an actually good gift because he complains every time. Oh my god, this seemed like you would be the complainer. No, Jim will only eat meatballs or hamburgers. The man has the mouth of like a ten year old boy. So I say, I want to have like Mediterranean food. And it's truly like I've asked for to move to another country. Right, So I haven't actually used coupons yet, but I think that's actually moved to the We're in a Mediterranean claim climate here. 01:08:42 Speaker 3: Yes, by the way, Uh okay, well that gift gift. Here's what I'll tell you something I did for an X and it worked pretty well. But we used to riff on this idea, which I think is a really good idea still about the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree in New York. Yes, so they cut down and bring in the tree from a new barn, every new farm every year. Sure, bring it into the city. So they cut it down and they bring in the rock fellow tree and set it up. And then waking up the next morning in this tree is a mouse. Sure, He's like, where the hell am I? He's had this nice farm existence now he's in uh New York. So what I did is I did a children's book. 01:09:25 Speaker 2: I was going to say, Pat, why are you not writing this children's book? 01:09:28 Speaker 3: But I made the children's book and illustrated it. I had no money at the time, so this was, you know, a it costs nothing and be it was very sweet, I thought. And then the it was kind of like a comic strip like it there was a story to it, but also then like it was it was like he tried to see a Broadway show but he didn't like it and then it's a mouse running out of cats like cute. 01:09:46 Speaker 2: You know, truly published this book you want to work again. 01:09:51 Speaker 3: Well, it would have to be half hers. Oh you don't necessarily great, so that would be awkward. But she loved it, you know, like if there's like if you guys had a great how we met and you wanted to make it like she's a princess near a prince or something, you know what I mean? 01:10:05 Speaker 2: Sure that works. 01:10:06 Speaker 3: A little book would be nice. 01:10:07 Speaker 2: Or you know, you just maybe some meaningful photos that you put together right and some sort of little compilation or a fridge magnet. Yeah, that's an easy thing that doesn't actually require artistic skill but feels personal. 01:10:20 Speaker 3: Was this the wife or girlfriend whatever requested a No, it sounds like he just wants to make the gifts. Yeah, just you know, be careful and honestly i'd run it by a female friend or a friend of hers and say you think she'd like that? That's sometimes worth doing. 01:10:35 Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also just want to say it's truly the intent. If the reason for this is because you don't want to buy something, then maybe think again. Sure, okay, Paul, do what you need to do We've got another question here, Bridger. I'm going to a white elephant party with my boyfriend and I don't really know his friends. What's something that shows I'm funny and cool but isn't too risque. That's Lindsay and Santa Fe, beautiful Santa Fe. I've never been, but I've heard it's wonderful. 01:11:05 Speaker 3: I spent a night there. It was nice. 01:11:06 Speaker 2: White elephant parties, I think are an absolute trap, not a fan. No one walks away from one of these having happy to have gotten somebody's junk exactly right, and or there's hurt feelings, or you're mad at somebody because they stole the gift that you actually wanted. 01:11:24 Speaker 3: What we did this year with my wife's family was a thirty dollars limit gift exchange where you picked one person in the room and then you could trade, you could swap, you could take people's gifts. Then everyone has fun and at the end of it, everyone has something worth thirty dollars. Yes, that isn't generally something they like. Yes, the white elephant gift, you know, like I got a plastic drum set there once and it was kind of large, and I'm just like so now I'm taking this home. 01:11:50 Speaker 2: You're just responsible for throwing it away. 01:11:53 Speaker 3: So it's wasteful, it's kind of dumb. If you have to do it, you know, what would you say? I don't? 01:12:00 Speaker 2: I feel like she so, she says she wants it to be she wants to prove that she's funny and cool. Lindsey. I have to say, if you if you're asking for advice to be funny and cool, you are you've fallen far behind. Maybe just don't go. 01:12:15 Speaker 3: To the party. So look at who you're asking. 01:12:17 Speaker 2: I mean, god, I'm the last person you should be talking to. Yeah, but I feel like, uh, for take it like a pair of jeans. That'll throw everybody off. They'll be like, what's happening here. I've been a long time advocate of jeans being a very uncomfortable gift to give somebody who is not like your spouse. 01:12:36 Speaker 3: And you're you're pretty much saying you know exactly their side written on them. 01:12:41 Speaker 2: Yes, So that's a little skill you. 01:12:43 Speaker 3: If you go too big, you're a monster. 01:12:46 Speaker 2: How About a copy of the Bible? I feel like that throws everybody off. A copy of the Bible and jeans, Man and jeans. That's a gorgeous like reading the Bible top. 01:12:55 Speaker 3: Well jeans is a great white elephant gift because obviously everyone in the room will be different. Side is it makes no sense as a gain. There you go, But will the people there be smart enough to pick up the layers of the gene? 01:13:07 Speaker 2: That's true, That's very true. I feel like maybe you know, actually Lindsay is a framed photo of herself. People, that's a confusing you. Nobody knows you. Suddenly they're trapped with a gift photo of you. 01:13:20 Speaker 3: That's very good. I think everyone there would think that was funny. They would think you were cool and funny, which was the goal of the question. So maybe I am the right person to come to for this. That would when that person turns that thing around, the whole room laugh scared. It's going to go crazy and you're in yeah, unless you're like, if you get to steal it, If you steal back the picture of yourself, you've multiple you are. The place is going to be lining up to go down on you, like every good wite ELpH party. That's how they for me. I mean, passionally, yes. 01:13:54 Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here. I mean, what a journey that You've told so many beautiful stories. We've helped two separate strangers in two different parts of the world. 01:14:04 Speaker 3: I get so nervous about Dead Air that I just start going off on tangents. I probably went off. 01:14:08 Speaker 2: Of that's a podcast. You're right, just kill Dead Air. 01:14:11 Speaker 3: You're right, it's not even my show. I should just sit here and be like entertainment, of course. 01:14:16 Speaker 2: But listen. I have your Blu Ray at home. Yes, it's going Maybe I'll try watching it one more time, okay, but eventually you're going to get the movie back. If only we lived closer to each other, if only we were within five minutes of each other and didn't go to dinner once a month, easily, I'm going to make a special trip to your home. Someday. You're going to wake up and it's going to be resting there. I'm going to throw it over your fence. 01:14:45 Speaker 3: Okay. 01:14:45 Speaker 2: Your cat is going to be pawing at something in your front garden, and it won't be a dead rat this time. It'll be the Blu Ray right of this movie. 01:14:54 Speaker 3: Okay, I'd love that. 01:14:56 Speaker 2: God bless This is the end of the podcast. God Bless you, and God Bless you. Yeah, God bless us everyone. Yes, I said no gifts isn't exactly right production. It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow the show on Instagram and Twitter. At I said no gifts, And if you have a question or need help getting a gift for someone in your life, email me at I said no Gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and subscribe on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you found me. And why not leave a review while you're at it? 01:15:34 Speaker 1: Well? And why did you hear Gona man myself perfectly clear? But you're a guest to me. You gotta come to me empty, And I said, no guests, your presences persons. And I'm already too much stuff, So how do you dare to survey me?