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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts, one of as far

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Speaker 2: as I'm concerned, the only podcasts available. I hope you're

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Speaker 2: having a wonderful morning, wonderful afternoon. Maybe just sound a

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Speaker 2: lea usually drive, but I'm here today with a guest

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Speaker 2: who I just adore. Very funny man. Also a podcaster.

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Speaker 2: His name is Patrick Walsh, also known as Pat Walsh.

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Speaker 2: He co hosts a podcast called We'll See You in Hell.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and he's a television writer and a comedian,

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Speaker 2: so he's kind of doing everything. Pat, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Bridger. I appreciate the intro. And

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Speaker 3: you googling the name of my podcast, it's very nice.

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Speaker 2: I have not googled. I have listened to a multiple episode,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much. I'm going to be honest, I

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Speaker 2: don't listen to it anymore because I don't have a

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Speaker 3: But you ever walk through the neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: I want the sound of my own thoughts hunting were so,

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Speaker 2: and yeah you thought so?

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Speaker 3: Like maybe five years ago, I might have made the

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Speaker 3: joke look at you getting into the podcasting game right

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Speaker 3: when it's hot. We're now we're ten years.

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Speaker 2: We have now come over that hill where it's like,

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Speaker 2: now you should have a podcast. Yes, yeah, there was

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Speaker 2: kind of entered the game and I'm just powering through this.

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Speaker 3: Fair enough? Are you? Is this Patreon? Is it behind

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Speaker 3: a paywall?

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing any of that bullshit. I don't want

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Speaker 3: What are you doing ads for?

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. Whoever wants me to, whoever wants

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Speaker 3: We were on a couple podcast studio. I know this

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Speaker 3: one is owned by two of my favorite people, Karen Clegarriff. Yes,

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Speaker 3: did blue Chew, which is immitate viagra. Oh and there

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Speaker 3: were kidding, not even viacra. But the request was that

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Speaker 2: So this is for men who cannot get an erection

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Speaker 2: or swallow a pill pill. It's a real interesting look.

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Speaker 2: There's not that many of us, but you're a rare

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Speaker 2: breed and women want to experience yes, blue chew. Well

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Speaker 2: now we're advertising for them on my podcast and I just.

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Speaker 3: Gag because of the discussion flavor. It honestly is as

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Speaker 2: But no, I'm going to disagree on the flintstones being delicious.

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Speaker 2: I never like flintstones chewable. I liked a sun kissed chewable.

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Speaker 3: Look, you're not gonna get an argument for me. I

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Speaker 3: They fired him from Paramount at age like ninety and

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Speaker 3: But it's an amazing book.

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Speaker 2: So he wasn't a senior citizen when he recorded it.

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Speaker 3: gummy talk personally? No, because it seems like you're impossible

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Speaker 2: When this podcast hits the air, people are going to

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Speaker 2: they're going to say it's the shark gummy. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: Now you're saying, personally, see your your experience on this

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Speaker 3: So it's not usually a good backup when you just

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Speaker 2: But all right, well, that's why we're sending this out

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Speaker 3: Right and said community?

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Speaker 3: I think as far as terrestrial radio, it's probably the

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Speaker 2: I guess it's just the sort of person who doesn't care.

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Speaker 2: because for me, that is the most maddening feeling in.

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Speaker 3: The way I listened to Jack a FM.

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Speaker 3: and she's fantastic. Yes, she sasses her way through the hits. Well,

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Speaker 2: I think we're going to go to the gifts? You've

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Right? Was this purchase for me? This was purchased

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Speaker 2: I did dance, and I'm going to say, I'm just

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Speaker 3: Shut it down, you really should.

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Speaker 2: I think I was a high I was a gift

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Speaker 3: You were the gift.

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Speaker 2: I yes, I brought myself and gave everything to you too.

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Speaker 2: These dances are essentially gay discos exactly right, full of

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Speaker 3: Weird is then they'd open up the I'd go to

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Speaker 2: Oh, of course, I'm very familiar with this.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and then you have a couple that looks like

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Speaker 2: Yet, I mean in the backyard, Mormon twenty one is

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Speaker 2: But you're yeah, back to your wedding. I was an

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Speaker 2: it's nice to be allowed to just unleash on the

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Speaker 2: I'm with you. Can you remember any terrible gifts you've

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, I mean they probably would have come from

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Speaker 3: She is gone. Yeah, Okay, I got one she gave

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's true, and then managed to get every corporation

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Speaker 2: it will be because Disney has bought everything.

434
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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right, so and it'll be like the Genie

435
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 3: from Aladdin and Stewie from Family to Uh anyway, Uh.

436
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 3: She got me a who framed Roger Rabbit T shirt

437
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 3: and it was Roger Rabbit behind bars and the bars

438
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 3: were felt that came off about an inch from the

439
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,159
Speaker 3: shirt blue felt. Just sounds incredible. And then when you

440
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:01,640
Speaker 3: turn it around it was Roger rabbits. But and there

441
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 3: was an off the shirt cotton ball for his tail,

442
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,159
Speaker 3: and I purchasedness. She bought it for me. Yes, I

443
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 3: was such a nerd that I also at the time

444
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 3: thought this was a really cool shirt and wore to school.

445
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 3: I was already being mocked on a breaking shirt. Didn't

446
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 3: help out.

447
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 2: How old were you when the movie came out? Oh, okay,

448
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 2: that sounds like an incredible show.

449
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 3: Were you bullied?

450
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,080
Speaker 2: I was never bullied. I was very I mean, I

451
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,640
Speaker 2: hate to say it, I was kind of a mean child.

452
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:37,640
Speaker 2: It basically mean until the last until I became an adult,

453
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 2: but I think a larger that was largely just trying

454
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 2: to protect myself. But never I think there was maybe

455
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: a month of bullying in eighth grade, someone named Morgan

456
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: something usually he's probably dead. But after cross before and

457
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,159
Speaker 2: after that, really no bullying going on, and I you know,

458
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 2: I apologized some of the people I was mean too,

459
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 2: but some of the other people had absolutely had it coming.

460
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Speaker 3: Were you going to school with Mormons largely or not? Oh?

461
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean eight Mormon population, Mormon standards.

462
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, I was made fun of for just from

463
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: kindergarten on from k through sophomore year? What were you?

464
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Speaker 2: What do you think it was about you that was

465
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Speaker 2: I mean, I never understood until I see pictures of

466
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Speaker 2: myself from.

467
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 3: The time I was a kid who didn't who didn't

468
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 3: have the foresight to say I shouldn't wear this cotton

469
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 3: ball Roger Rabbits shirt, you know, Like there's a picture

470
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 3: of me at a birthday party that I saw that

471
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 3: really haunts me to this day. And I am opening

472
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 3: up a gift I'm I'm sure, and it's a five

473
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 3: hundred pieced jigsaw puzzle. And man, I'm freaking out about

474
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 3: how excited this is. And I'm wearing a green sweater

475
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 3: with a white button up shirt underneath it and a

476
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 3: bowto my glasses which were usually eight inches thick. Oh,

477
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,239
Speaker 3: eventually I had to get contact at a very young

478
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 3: age because they were tipping my face fall. They were

479
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 3: really thick panes of glass. And then like a bowl

480
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: cut it with some you know, and eventually I started

481
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: doing gel.

482
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 2: Sure I was, I was a nerd, well, but it

483
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: sounds like you were just enjoying yourself. And most kids

484
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 2: are like, if you show any level of earnestness or anything,

485
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 2: they're on it and they're ready to destroy you. And

486
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 2: I was clearly just hiding every element of my personality

487
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 2: from everyone for thirty years.

488
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 3: Yes, so, I mean being funny really is what pulled

489
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 3: me out of it. But you don't realize that when

490
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: you're a kid. Oh yeah, and my attempts to be

491
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 3: funny would probably get me further in a hole.

492
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Speaker 2: But look at you now, Look at me now having

493
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 2: a wonderful time.

494
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 3: I'm having a fine time.

495
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 2: Sure well, and you're also bringing me a gift. You are,

496
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 2: my dude, it's in this bag. It says, you are,

497
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 2: my dude. Do you want me to open it? I

498
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 2: mean you brought it. I you'd like me to open it?

499
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 2: On the podcast, I would hand it over. The theme

500
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 2: is the history of American comedy. Well, now you're giving

501
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 2: it away, so what's gonna happen here? Okay, I'm opening it.

502
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 3: Secondary theme is things that were in.

503
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Speaker 2: There are multiple things. I'm gonna tell you out, one

504
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 2: at a time. Okay. The first is The first is

505
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: a book. Buy none other than Daryl Hammond. His book

506
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,879
Speaker 2: God if You're not up there, I'm Fucked Tales of

507
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 2: stand up, Saturday Night Live, and other mind altering mayhem. Correct,

508
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: I'm not familiar with this book, but Daryl Hammond is

509
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 2: pictured in a cloud of smoke with what appears to

510
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 2: be a crow or raven landing on his shoulder.

511
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, he's not a lucky man. There is

512
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,360
Speaker 3: a let's go with Raven. It's funnier landing on his shoulder.

513
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 2: He looks like kind of a like Brandon Lee in

514
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 2: the crow exactly this dude? Is this an earnest photo?

515
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 3: I really love the You know, of course, Live from

516
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 3: New York is a great book about comedy, But I

517
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 3: love all these the fringe SNL books, Like Jay Moore

518
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 3: wrote a book about his time on SNL where he

519
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 3: admits page after page to being a sociopath. He steals

520
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 3: jokes from people, he admits to doing it, and he's

521
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 3: saying this proudly, like a no, he's a shame okay.

522
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 3: And the one I read recently or I listened to

523
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 3: the audiobook was Chris Catan and the title was Baby,

524
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 3: Don't Hurt Me, like because the song is oh, of course,

525
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 3: he goes into each Mango sketch as if it were

526
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 3: Citizen Kane.

527
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Speaker 2: Did you read the whole thing?

528
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 3: Absolutely? But the book is so fascinating. He goes in

529
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 3: all these sketches. He talks about how he dated Zoe

530
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 3: Deschanel when she was nineteen and he was thirty eight.

531
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Speaker 2: This was pre New Girl.

532
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, she yeah, way pre okay. I

533
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 3: don't know the age of any of that. He tells

534
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 3: all these stories about him just destroying people's lives, but

535
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 3: he doesn't realize it. So the book was so fascinating

536
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 3: to me because everything is somebody else's fault, But clearly

537
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 3: to anyone listening, you're like, no, Chris, that was.

538
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: You can you remember any specific stories that I mean,

539
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 2: I was really interested in how he fell out with

540
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell.

541
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Speaker 3: They were close friends, sure, and they weren't. And with

542
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 3: each story he tells he's doing something embarrassing. And Will

543
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 3: Ferrell is like a very calm, business minded, funny guy,

544
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 3: arguably much more talented than Chris from.

545
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 2: All I've heard on friendly, very kind person.

546
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and was kind of bringing him along at first

547
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 3: with Knight of the Roxbury and stuff, but he kept,

548
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 3: you know, he had a drug problem, and he had

549
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 3: a womanizing problem, et cetera, et cetera. And eventually Will

550
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 3: Ferrell stops and just like, I'm sorry, I can't I'm

551
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 3: not going to be mean to you, but I can't

552
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 3: be your friend. M sure. And he tells this story

553
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 3: as though, can you believe this asshole Will Ferrell? And

554
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 3: he's ignoring the previous one hundred pages where he just

555
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 3: describes doing terrible things, almost ruining Will Ferrell's career. He

556
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 3: talks about how pissed he is that the reason he

557
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: doesn't get work anymore is that Hollywood thought that he

558
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 3: was a drug addict, and he's like, I couldn't believe it.

559
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 3: I had pain in my neck, so I took some

560
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 3: pain killers. Everbody thought it was a drug addict. And

561
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: then a paragraph down He'll be doing blow in a bathroom.

562
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 2: And he's not making any connection here.

563
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 3: I think he Honestly, I walked away from the book

564
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 3: thinking Chris Catan is mentally ill. Of course, it was

565
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 3: a fascinating probably because he's in complete denial that he's

566
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 3: ever done anything wrong.

567
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 2: What was the last thing he was even in?

568
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 3: Well, they fired him, but he was on the middle

569
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 3: the city in the middle, and they talked about that

570
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 3: in the book.

571
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 2: Was the honor for multiple seasons? Yeah, he played a

572
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: you know, a guy like the neighbor or whatever. Oh, interesting,

573
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: the Daryl Hammond one is now Hammond himself. When I

574
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 2: worked at SNL as an NBC page.

575
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 3: He was very nice. She always wore a long trench coat.

576
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: But he'd come in and they would give him a

577
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: stack of like fifteen VHS tapes and those were the

578
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 3: impressions he had to learn. So he'd be like, how

579
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 3: am I going to do Steven Sagal and they'd go,

580
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: just do it. So he'd go in play it and

581
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 3: then come out and it would be Steven Siagal Oh,

582
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 3: that's incredible. That was cool, I thought. Also, there was

583
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 3: this comedian Finesse Mitchell there who you don't hear much

584
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 3: about it. No, say the first name again, Finesse Finess okay,

585
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 3: And he was picked over JB. Smooth, who was a

586
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 3: writer on this show Wow of course. And this guy, sorry,

587
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 3: was not great. But he would come in and he'd

588
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: call in on this is Saturday morning and be like,

589
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 3: can you get me this? This, this, this from the deli?

590
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 3: And I'd go sure, and I'd get it. And he'd

591
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 3: come in and give me twenty dollars. And at the

592
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: time I was making ten dollars an hour living in

593
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 3: New York City. Yes, so I said, oh, I'm sorry,

594
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 3: this was like sixty eight dollars and he'd go, well,

595
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: that's too much and walk away.

596
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: This sort of behavior, to me, is absolutely insane and

597
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 2: fully rampant throughout this business. Of course, people who have

598
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: totally lost any idea of what money is.

599
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 3: And he's screwing over an interness of course, it's always.

600
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 3: And he'd also come in if he was wearing a

601
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 3: coat and he'd throw it at me like I'd get

602
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 3: hit with a coat, and it was like, go hang

603
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 3: this up in my dressing room. Meanwhile, there's a cast

604
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 3: full of twenty four people or something. Yes, so I'm

605
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 3: giving you a bad example. And then the only reason

606
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 3: I didn't like Goat. I would have had to go

607
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 3: and say, I need this money to make my rent whatever. Sure,

608
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 3: the only reason I didn't have to is that Daryl

609
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 3: Hammond would come up in the morning, you know, seemingly hungover,

610
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 3: out of it or something, but he'd drop two like

611
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, twenty twenty. He just keep dropping twenty through

612
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 3: the counter. Can you just go get me a bunch

613
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 3: of soups? And then I go, well, they have the

614
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 3: super place downstairs, is like sixteen kinds. What do you want.

615
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 3: He's like, just get me a large of each and

616
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 3: I'll just try it.

617
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 2: And he's throwing away all this time.

618
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 3: You'd go down there, So I go, hey, here is

619
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 3: you know, two hundred dollars in Chaine.

620
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: I'm starting a super kan and he goes, oh, I'll.

621
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: Keep it, thanks. So that balanced me out, and I

622
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: like Daryl Hammond for that reason. But by the looks

623
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 3: of this book and that raven, he literally should.

624
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: Have saved some of them money soup money, exactly. Wait,

625
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: so how often were you buying soup for Daryl Hammond

626
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: all the time?

627
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: But I loved it because it meant yeah, we'd fight

628
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 3: to get Darryl Hamton. Of course, Elon lev who you know.

629
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 3: Now how long.

630
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: Did you work as a page.

631
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 3: It's a one year program? Oh okay. The idea is

632
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 3: that you get a like Kenneth on thirty Rock. Yes,

633
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 3: so you give tours of thirty Rock for your first

634
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 3: three months, and then your goal is to get assignments.

635
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 3: My two dream assignments were SNL, which yes, and then Conan,

636
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 3: which was on at twelve thirty at the time and

637
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 3: was my favorite show of all time.

638
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: And I feel like you crosspas with a lot of

639
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: incredible I feel like you've told me a story about

640
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: Gandel Feini, which yes, that's right. Remind me what happened

641
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 2: with him, because I remember thinking, oh, what an angel

642
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: of a person.

643
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they said go meet him on the Celebrities.

644
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 3: We either come up forty ninth Street or fiftieth Street

645
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: and you had to go out and wait for them.

646
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 3: So he was going to be a weekend update guest.

647
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 3: So like Sata, no life starts, they are like four

648
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: sketches in weekend updates coming up, and they're like, where's

649
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 3: j It was when The Sopranos was on. Yes, and

650
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 3: also there's all these reports up to his death of

651
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 3: like he would just vanish. Oh wow. So they were

652
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: really worried and like, what should we do if he

653
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 3: doesn't show up whatever? So they made me go down

654
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: and wait and then be in communication via walkie talkie

655
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: with them. Sure. So finally there's a little dumb and

656
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 3: dumber scooter like like popping a little like, you know,

657
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 3: a little more advanced than a bicycle maybe, but it

658
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: comes wobbling down fiftieth Street. It was probably ten degrees

659
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 3: out and up comes James Gandlafinis face completely read completely wasted,

660
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 3: and he comes in. I was like, hey, how are

661
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 3: you and he goes, goodness, let's do this. It just

662
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 3: him excited. We're get in the elevator and then I said, uh,

663
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 3: you know when we walk out there, you're going to

664
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: like walk onto the set. You know what you're doing.

665
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 3: He goes, they got kill cards, don't they. I'm like, yeah,

666
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: he goes, I'll be fine. I'll be fine. So then

667
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 3: I said, uh, you know you're going at the elevator

668
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 3: gets a little awkward, and I said, hey, I don't

669
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 3: know if you've heard this from anyone in New York City,

670
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 3: but I'm a big fan of your TV program, The Sopranos.

671
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 3: And he gave me a huge laugh more than it deserves. Sure,

672
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 3: and he was like, every time I hear it, it makes

673
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 3: me feel fantastic. DOT think, don't have a feel bad

674
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: telling an actor he does a good job because you

675
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 3: never hear it enough for whatever. Oh and he gets

676
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 3: off the elevator and it's like a half hug and

677
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 3: he's like, thank you so much for bringing me up.

678
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 3: He's like, you're gonna be here after. I'm like, yeah,

679
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 3: of course we didn't run into each other. But there

680
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 3: were a lot of people like that, like who I

681
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 3: was very surprised were nice. A lot of people you're

682
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 3: very surprised are mean, et cetera.

683
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 2: So I'm wondering where the scooter came from. Just abandoned it,

684
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 2: I mean, not belonged to James SCANDALFHOENI.

685
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 3: He didn't, he didn't lock it or anything, you know,

686
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 3: So who knows?

687
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: Do you have any other memorable stories of famous people? Anything?

688
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 3: Horrible hosted? Okay, and I think Tina Fey talked about

689
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 3: her on Howard Stern actually sure, but they were doing

690
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 3: a bit about her sex tape and how she was

691
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 3: going to get the sex day it just happened, Yes,

692
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 3: And the guest in the monologue very timely even then

693
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: was going to be Joey buttafuco oh beautiful. So they

694
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: brought him in from New Jersey and he was going

695
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 3: to be giving her advice on like what how not

696
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 3: to ruin your career with scandal or something like that.

697
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,959
Speaker 2: A man who conspired, truly should have just been in life,

698
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 2: just like S.

699
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 3: And L always brings on. Yeah, the best people.

700
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 2: I just want to say, whoever whoever was in charge

701
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 2: of putting Donald Trump in the hot line bling parody

702
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: video that has burned into my memory and who ever

703
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: thought of that should be in jail. What continuing?

704
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 3: And I could see if they did it now and

705
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: it was about the perfect call to oh sure it

706
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: makes me finally we have a reason watched it. But

707
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 3: what was it about at the time?

708
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 2: It was just to put that asshole on TV and

709
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 2: I have him be goofy. Yeah, unbelievable of that image.

710
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: Is there a parody element or was he just singing

711
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 3: hotline blank?

712
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to know.

713
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 3: I remember I watched.

714
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 2: I feel like that is going to be the last

715
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 2: thing I remember right before I die, and I'm going

716
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: to go into the void and that's how I leave earth. Yeah,

717
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: I'm so mad about it.

718
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 3: Yeah it was rough. It was rough. But Parasiltan would

719
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 3: They rehearsed the monologue, it was fine. They're getting ready

720
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 3: to go live at eleven thirty and she would not

721
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 3: come out of her dressing room to do it, and

722
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 3: she was like, I don't want to talk about giving

723
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 3: head on. Sure, Laurene Michaels comes down and goes in there,

724
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 3: which never happened to like try to talk her into it.

725
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 3: She wouldn't do it. Then they come out and they're like,

726
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: can you tell mister Butterfuco that he's not going to

727
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: do it and he's got to sit up in the

728
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 3: audience and we'll try to find him a seat. Did

729
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 3: he have a missa?

730
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 2: So I was like, mister, please don't shoot me in

731
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 2: the face.

732
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: Right, And then we went into her dressing room after

733
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 3: and there was dog shit everywhere. Parasiltan's dress off. They're

734
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 3: not even big dressing rooms. How many dogs did she

735
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 3: have with her too? Had managed to ship that much? Well,

736
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: she and she just hadn't cleaned it up over days,

737
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 3: and then there she had had. You're basically told, as

738
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 3: the desk page, get them whenever they want. She hit

739
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 3: the stars and the band whatever they want.

740
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

741
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: So will Ferrell to talk about how nice he is.

742
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 3: He was there three you know they're there Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

743
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 3: We spent forty dollars on him. He was like, can

744
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 3: you give me a burger here?

745
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: Wow?

746
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 3: Burger here? Very as low maintenance as you can be, Trouselden.

747
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: We spent about four grand mister chow and all this stuff.

748
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 3: And when we finally got in there, because she kept

749
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: they'd keep the door shut all the time, dog shit everywhere,

750
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 3: and then like the mister Chow was probably for her dog.

751
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 3: Every plate was like the stuff was strewn out of

752
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 3: it on the floor, everything had two bites out of it. Oh,

753
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 3: just exactly what you'd expect a rich person like that

754
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 3: to be, like just not giving a shit butt anyone's time.

755
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 2: Or so, it's just like not being a capable of

756
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 2: cleaning up anything, didn't care that she.

757
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 3: Was derailing this live show that's been going on for years.

758
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 3: Didn't care.

759
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 2: That's the Paris way.

760
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 3: So she was rough, but buying large people were nice

761
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 3: and they hire publicists to be sure monsters.

762
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: I never reminds me. I had to purchase Steven Tyler

763
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars worth of grocery when I was a PA. Okay,

764
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: largely Cashews. None of it was touched. Yeah, and then

765
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 2: I like, I think a power another PA, and I yeah,

766
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: of course. It's just like, if you want me to

767
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 2: come on your show, you're gonna buy me two hundred

768
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 2: dollars worth of Cashews.

769
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 3: We had Shingy the rapper.

770
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: I've forgotten about Chingy. He's your hometown boy.

771
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah he is. He wanted Magnum condoms for the dressing

772
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: room and I was in the upbreak. I said, you're

773
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: literally here for forty five minutes because he was mad

774
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 3: they didn't have him, and I was just like, you're

775
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 3: here for forty five minutes and there's no women here,

776
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 3: and he's like I need him four.

777
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: What is he going to be? Is he doing balloon

778
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 2: out office.

779
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 3: I think that's a move where it's like maybe the

780
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 3: PA will be an attractive young woman.

781
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 2: Yes, big for me.

782
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

783
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,959
Speaker 2: Oh, good grief, Chingy, nice guy. Not really Okay, well

784
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: he got what he deserved. Yeah, was Chingy's hit. Uh,

785
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 2: Saint Louis has holiday given us. It was holiday And

786
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 2: I remember I was working at best Buy when that

787
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: was a hit.

788
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 3: Yes, was huge Nelly, of course, and I still like

789
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 3: some Nelly.

790
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: Listen Nelly for me. You know, I do have some

791
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 2: bad memories of you know, high school assholes listening to

792
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: Nelly and be like the hot in here and that's

793
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 2: about He's now gone and not gone. He's alive, I imagine,

794
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 2: but I feel like he he struck up a deal

795
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 2: with Honey Honey nut cheerios. Do you remember this. I

796
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 2: feel like there was a long stretch of commercials where

797
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 2: they were doing parodies Nelly songs about Honey one of them.

798
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 2: If there wasn't, then everyone at that ad agency should

799
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 2: be fired. I hope they were Nelly deep cuns. Yes,

800
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 2: But okay, find out, Shingy. I'm gonna pull out the neck.

801
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 2: This is a packed gift you've brought me. Look, I

802
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 2: did my best o good gree. The next thing is

803
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: just the four year consideration script of the movie Spy Spy,

804
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: which the.

805
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 3: Oscars thought maybe would be nominated for Best.

806
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 2: For somebody you know, with for your consideration. You just

807
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: have to give it a shot.

808
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 3: You do never know.

809
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 2: For example, Joker, Joker, Look, there's a big winner.

810
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 3: Probably gonna win. The screener this year of Robert Downey

811
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 3: Junior in black and white gazing longingly at the Iron

812
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: Man mask.

813
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 2: Oh, unbelievable. The dumbest thing I have ever seen.

814
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 3: Peter Travers saying, like a movie that will stir your soul.

815
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 3: I was like, what's happening?

816
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 2: I took a picture of the Book Smart DVD because

817
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: it said this will reignite your hope for humanity.

818
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: I don't care.

819
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the movie. I'm sure it's fine. Which

820
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: movie Book Smart? BookSmart? I'm sure it's a perfectly pleasant comedy.

821
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: That's exactly what it is. And to say it's going

822
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 3: to change your life is absurd.

823
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 2: These screeners have gone fully out of control, right. Oh.

824
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: I wish I could remember the other but they're insane.

825
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 2: Robert Downey Junior one was it's like, what is this

826
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: a Fellini film? What are we talking about? It made

827
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 2: it seem like it was about the masks.

828
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: We all wear something. Granted, Batman Returns is about that. Sure,

829
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 3: no one thought we were going to get that as

830
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 3: an Oscar movie and it's way better theme park. Now.

831
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 2: Would you say you have Oscar favor? Absolutely not. And

832
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 2: I'm furious every time people are upset about the Oscars

833
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: because the show is a sham. It's only Globes is

834
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 2: literally biable. That's the biggest sham of them all. Well,

835
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 2: the Grammys are the biggest sham of them Interesting, I'll say,

836
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 2: Grammys just top to bottom garbage, Like there's nothing that wins.

837
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 2: I mean, like maybe one out of one hundred things

838
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 2: that wins a Grammy is decent meat. Yes, Oscars occasionally,

839
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: something decent wins occasionally. Golden Globes is just like what

840
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 2: is happening every every single time? It's like, what is

841
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: that Amazon weird sitcom that went.

842
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 3: Mozart in the Jungle? Yeah, they bought it in the Jungle.

843
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 3: The star of Mozart in the Jungle is not sure

844
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 3: what it's.

845
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 2: He has no idea who is it?

846
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 3: Garcia Bernal or the The Golden Globes are well known

847
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 3: for sale and it's eighteen people from like different countries

848
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: who vote on it. They have these giant luncheons where

849
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 3: they try to dazzle them and give them gifts. It's shameful. Oh,

850
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 3: it's so bizarre. I've heard of like people who have

851
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 3: worked on other shows where the show winners like, yeah,

852
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 3: well we're gonna win. How do you know how the

853
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: studio is paying for it? But it's just a known thing.

854
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 2: It's a full advertisement the oscars.

855
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 3: The amount of Like everyone's upset about Greta Gerwing and

856
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 3: Little Women sure tacketing, No, well, not enough women. I

857
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 3: get that for sure. But what I don't get, and

858
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 3: what I don't like is that everyone's saying she should

859
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: have we had why didn't we nominate more women and

860
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 3: then she should have been the one. That's so like

861
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: snobbish to me, Like there are other women who directed

862
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 3: movies and they're better than Little Women's.

863
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 2: I thought Little Women was fine if Lady little generous.

864
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 3: I loved Lady Ladybird was one of my favorite movies

865
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 3: of that year. She was nominated for Best Screenplay, Best

866
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 3: Director one year ago, and everyone like, how dare they

867
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 3: do this? Guys? Are you do you really care? Does

868
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 3: anyone really care?

869
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:05,720
Speaker 2: People?

870
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 3: Just you do? Look in the.

871
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 2: Mirror look at last year as oscars.

872
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 3: Yes, every year.

873
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 2: It's a total just shit show. I don't understand why

874
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 2: we give it any any level of credibility.

875
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 3: No idea, oh idea.

876
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: I mean God blessed. Steven Stephen before the podcast told

877
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: me that Little Women was his favorite movie last year. Okay,

878
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:29,959
Speaker 2: which is fine. A lot of or parasite and uncut Gems,

879
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 2: which Bridget didn't like. What's not a fan of uncut gems.

880
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people went crazy for it.

881
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 3: I loved it.

882
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: It did nothing for me. Sweat. I hate gambling. Yeah,

883
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 2: I largely hate loud men. So you know, it's just

884
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 2: like this movie did not have a lot for me. Sure,

885
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: I loved good Time, though, so I think my expectation

886
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 2: expectations were far too high for this movie.

887
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 3: Right.

888
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 2: Also, maybe cut twenty minutes of the basketball game out

889
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 2: of the movie. I don't need to watch a full

890
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 2: basketball game gems.

891
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the whole plot hang hinges on.

892
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 2: I don't care.

893
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 3: Just like update me. Oh, that movie felt to me

894
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: like it was five minutes long.

895
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 2: Five minutes.

896
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 3: Little Women felt like it was four hours long. And

897
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,959
Speaker 3: I like the one on a ride A Little Women

898
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 3: I really do. I like the Katherine Hepburn Little Women.

899
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 2: Little Women. To me, I feel like should have really

900
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 2: broken my heart, and it didn't. I mean, I'm not

901
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 2: a Shalomey fan, don't. I don't know what we're talking about.

902
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 3: He was well cast as as an old timey fuck boy,

903
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 3: which is what he still is even though it's present day.

904
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 3: He's somehow still that. But it just didn't do it

905
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 3: for me. But it did it for a lot of people,

906
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 3: and that's great. But to act like it's some giant

907
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 3: slight or whatever, it's such a slap in the face

908
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 3: to the other people who are nominated. It's like, so

909
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 3: we've all decided this.

910
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 2: Is the one yes, and everybody else, so if.

911
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 3: We did give it to that one person, then you'd

912
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 3: all be happy. Yeah, it's I don't know.

913
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. Parasite did it get nominated for anything?

914
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: It did? Okay, but so so Parasite got nominated for

915
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 3: Best Picture, Oh okay. To me, it's an incredible movie,

916
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 3: but uh, and I think to a lot of people,

917
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: Parasite also got nominated for Best Foreign Language Movie, oh interest,

918
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 3: which makes no sense because if it doesn't win yea.

919
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 3: But it was nominated for Best.

920
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: Picture, the Best of Them. That's going to break the

921
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: whole system, hopefully permanently. They're not doing a host again.

922
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: I think that is a wonderful idea. How often does

923
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 2: that actually work?

924
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 3: I mean, with a host they get a funny person

925
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 3: like the other they had James Franco. It's not going

926
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 3: to work. I'll say, you know, we should host the Oscars.

927
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding alf Alf. That would be please,

928
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 3: I'm not bring him out of the shoe box. Have

929
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 3: Alf say whatever he wants and nobody's gonna get mad.

930
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 2: Yes, we can all be. We can all hate the

931
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 2: host because he's a stuffed animal.

932
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 3: Imagine him coming out in a tuxedo and he's, you know,

933
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 3: three four feet tall, walks over the podium. Sorry, I

934
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 3: just had dinner and you hear me out from backstage.

935
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 3: These are I'm just in my first jokes. I'm coming

936
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 3: up with what I like to write. Yes, Elle hosts

937
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 3: the Oscars twenty twenty one. Yeah I could, I mean

938
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 3: why not? Now let's just go back to Joker for

939
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 3: a minute. The movie is horrible. I think I was

940
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 3: like I could not believe what I was watching. Look,

941
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 3: I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it, And

942
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 3: you know, I'm sort of indifferent on it. I know

943
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 3: it's a very divisive movie, but I was kind of

944
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 3: in the middle. My big issue is the entire plot

945
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 3: hinges on it. It's nineteen seventy eight or something and

946
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 3: somebody films his stand up set so ridiculous, sends the

947
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 3: bulky Beta Max tape I guess to a late night

948
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 3: talk show. They think it's so fascinating they have to

949
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 3: air it. There was nothing even interesting at all about that. No,

950
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: the thing that is filmed within the film is like,

951
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 3: it's a couple jokes. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, yeah,

952
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 3: I guess it didn't work out for that guy. Nothing spectacular.

953
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 3: Why would this become a national phenomenon? And you could

954
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 3: let that go if the whole plot didn't hinge on it. Yes,

955
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 3: but that's the movie. Also, with five minutes left in

956
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 3: a like a dark vision of a man's soul, why

957
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 3: did we have them little person reaching for the doorknob joke? Oh?

958
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: Because it's a Todd Phillips. Yeah, of course. I was like,

959
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 2: we're almost done here and we have cut that trying

960
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: to create art, it's art okay, And I think you

961
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: and I may have discussed this, but truly have still

962
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 2: not figured out where he works. He works at the

963
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 2: clown locker room. Yeah, exactly. It's so the movie is

964
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 2: like somebody feverishly wrote the first draft and then just

965
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: took it to film. It makes no sense on any level. No,

966
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 2: I agree, and the of course, I mean it made

967
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 2: it's around on the internet. But him dancing down that

968
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 2: staircase is that maybe the dumbest thing that's happened in

969
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 2: a movie in ten years?

970
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 3: Why that song, that Gary Glitters song which by a

971
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 3: convicted pedophile.

972
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 2: Yes, who's on the money? Is he currently on the lamb?

973
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 3: I think he's on the lamb in like New Zealand

974
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 3: or Vietnam or something, or did it maybe it happened,

975
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 3: I don't know. I hope he's not.

976
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 2: Gary is out there? Yeah, I mean, listen that drum beat,

977
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: it's sick. I'm going to say it's fantastic fresh. But

978
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,440
Speaker 2: the man is a child molester. And we could have

979
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 2: picked another if you wanted a glam tune. There are

980
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 2: there's a decade of I don't know, of course, Mark Poland, No,

981
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 2: he died in a car. I believe dying in a

982
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 2: car means you didn't molest you. No, I'm just saying that.

983
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 2: You know, he wasn't around for very long. Oh that's true,

984
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: had that beautiful curly hair, and then died, I want

985
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: to say, in a car.

986
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 3: Okay.

987
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: I think it's one of those famous Rocks stories that like,

988
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 2: he sang a lot about cars but didn't actually drive

989
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: a car and then died in a car.

990
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 3: Usually when I don't know what happened to, somebody playing

991
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 3: crashes when I look at yeah, just across the board,

992
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 3: that's what. Ye. Well, they're playing so much more than

993
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 3: us musicians, ballplayers, et cetera. You're dangerous. And honestly, who's

994
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 3: in a flight more than a flight attendant? Oh yeah,

995
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 3: they should get paid handsomely because they're taking their life.

996
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 2: Of course, every multiple times a day, right, I've recently,

997
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 2: I've been flying a lot because Jim, my boyfriend, is

998
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 2: touring the country and I'm going to visit him. And

999
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 2: every time I'm on a plane, I have Now I'm

1000
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,839
Speaker 2: accepting at least once during a flight, Oh yeah, it's

1001
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 2: going down. Yeah, well this will just be over and

1002
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: it's fine. There's way more turbulence lately than that.

1003
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a jagged, huge drop of like fifty miles.

1004
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: It's insane, and it really is for me. Every time,

1005
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 2: there's just this moment where I'm like, Okay, well, I

1006
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 2: guess there's nothing I can do, and I guess it's over.

1007
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: That's fine.

1008
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: You know, text Jim, I love you before you take

1009
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 3: off is all you can do. Yeah, don't be fighting

1010
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 3: when you're in the air.

1011
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. So sometimes you get the free messaging.

1012
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 3: You guys are on. I love you basis right.

1013
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 2: Oh, of course we've been five years in here. I'm

1014
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 2: going across I you know, I'm going to Omaha to

1015
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 2: visit him. I wouldn't. I'm not going to Omaha. I mean,

1016
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 2: Omaha's fine. I'm not saying Omaha's a bad place, but

1017
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm not going there for someone I doubt.

1018
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 3: I might have Omaha listeners as well.

1019
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 2: Omaha was four degrees really freezing cold. I need to

1020
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 2: go back to Omaha when it's not freezing cold. I

1021
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: had diarrhea. It was a rough time. DMA listen people

1022
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: deserve to know when their podcast hosts had diarrhea.

1023
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: Came over and use my dad The next time that happened.

1024
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I've crossed a line here, but actually I

1025
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 2: feel like I hope somebody out there, if you have diarrhea,

1026
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 2: you're going to get through it, or you might have

1027
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 2: diarrhea the future, and I want you to be thinking

1028
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 2: of me.

1029
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 3: The second verse of Omaha, the Count of Crow saw

1030
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 3: Yes singing about a rough case of diarrhea.

1031
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 2: It's Adam Dirrik, Yes, diarrhea with dreadlocks.

1032
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: Yes, through a really strained metaphor.

1033
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 2: He's talking about I'm opening, I'm taking out the final Oh,

1034
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: this is an actually incredible that one.

1035
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 3: I'm a little more serious about. I know you and

1036
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,879
Speaker 3: I had talked about the movie Spy and by the way,

1037
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 3: love Paul Fee lovelist McCarthy. But we I had made

1038
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 3: a tweet and you were like, you're talking about Spy,

1039
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 3: aren't you. But it was just about how every they

1040
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 3: don't make comedies anymore.

1041
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 2: No, they're just not That's not a thing you can

1042
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 2: do financially, right.

1043
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 3: But this was five years ago, and I was basically

1044
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: tweeting that every joke in a comedy now is telling

1045
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 3: somebody what they look like, what they smell like. You know,

1046
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 3: you smell like the inside of a pirate's pig leg Yes,

1047
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 3: it was every joke. Appetite. You know, didn't start it,

1048
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 3: but he certainly.

1049
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 2: Popular has turned it into basically that's what comedy became

1050
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 2: for a long period of time.

1051
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 3: Maybe five year period. So Spy is a little you

1052
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 3: know we talked about the.

1053
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 2: Spy For me was that and just the loudest, maybe

1054
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: the loudest movie up until uncut Gems, Yes, that I

1055
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 2: had seen.

1056
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 3: And you know what the you know, the best jokes

1057
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 3: in Spy to me, and there were good jokes were

1058
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 3: the quietest, most subtle. You'd barely notice some jokes. Everything

1059
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 3: that did work was her falling into a pile of yes.

1060
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: Or a plane going up and down, or somebody.

1061
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 3: Or the lady tackling fifty cent you remember all that stuff.

1062
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: I don't remember.

1063
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 3: I remember that plays a huge role.

1064
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 2: Because you know, he's our actor and you should be

1065
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: putting him in every film.

1066
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 3: By the way, I remember Chingy sings I love it

1067
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 3: when you do that right there. I don't know that song,

1068
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 3: but I like it yet. Um anyway, tell him what

1069
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 3: I got, you get the series.

1070
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: The final thing here is an it feels like an

1071
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: actual gift, which is incredible. It's a Tom Hanks comedy

1072
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: Favorites collection. You've got The money Pit, which I think

1073
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 2: is tremendous. You've seen The money Pit not in years,

1074
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: but I love it and I also feel well, actually,

1075
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 2: I think somebody has ripped it off recently, but they should. Yeah,

1076
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 2: it's a terrific Then The Burbs, which I haven't seen

1077
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 2: in a long time, wonderful movie. And I've never seen Dragnet.

1078
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 3: Dragnet's a swing and a miss, okay, a swinging it fully, No,

1079
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 3: there's it's okay.

1080
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: I feel like Dan Aykroyd is largely a swing and

1081
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 2: a miss. I mean, when he's good, he's terrific. How

1082
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 2: how often does that actually happen?

1083
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 3: I think he's like the nerdiest guy to make it big,

1084
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 3: Like he's so nerdy that it's it's almost hard to

1085
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 3: watch sometimes.

1086
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 2: Well, he's so nerdy. He's selling vodka and like Crystal

1087
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 2: skulls or something. So he believes in aliens. Yes, well,

1088
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: I believe we all believe in aliens.

1089
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 3: I my girl with my mom and my aunt, and

1090
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 3: I remember when we first see him. He was nominated,

1091
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 3: by the way, speaking of how great the oscular he

1092
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 3: was nominated for driving Miss Daisy.

1093
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 2: Oh, you're for kidding me. I wasn't aware he was

1094
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 2: in them. Yeah, is he chasing the car?

1095
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 3: He's her son? Oh okay. It was like, Mama, you

1096
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 3: need to let someone drive you to the store. And

1097
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 3: he was nominated anyway, dan Ackroyd and my girl and

1098
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 3: I remember my aunt at full volume, maybe a little

1099
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 3: liquored up. When dan Akroyd turns around, She's like, how

1100
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 3: big he is? Asscot and the entire theater like laughed

1101
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 3: and was in recognition, like we were also thinking about

1102
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 3: how big dan Ackroyd's ask gun, But.

1103
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 2: Can I just say something about this? This reminds me

1104
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,720
Speaker 2: of something please that actually has to do with Tom Hanks.

1105
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: I went to see Captain Phillips in the theaters, could

1106
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 2: not concentrate on the film because the entire time I

1107
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 2: kept thinking to myself, Tom Hanks got a big ass.

1108
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 2: It was at these khakis. His ass looks huge.

1109
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 3: I haven't noticed his I think this was pre diabetes diabetes.

1110
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, now I'm spreading. I'm pretty sure he's diabetic.

1111
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 2: I never heard in the last few years it was,

1112
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 2: but he was.

1113
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 3: He was slender in that movie. But you're saying.

1114
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 2: Above the waist. But he's got a big ass in

1115
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: the movie. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that,

1116
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 2: but the movie it was distracted a rab video. Yeah,

1117
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: all right, I don't know so Dragnet, I'm not going

1118
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: to watch.

1119
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 3: Look on the Acrooid Front. I think The Blues Brothers

1120
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 3: is fantastic. I really never seen it, but it's one

1121
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 3: that you kind of got to watch younger. It's not

1122
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 3: going to hit sure, but he was notorious for writing

1123
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 3: six hundred page screenplays, like for Blues Brothers and Ghostbusters

1124
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 3: six hundred. They'd go, Dan, we can't do this, this

1125
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 3: would be a twelve hour movie. And then he'd pair

1126
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 3: with like Harold Ramis or somebody and they'd sure. But

1127
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 3: he's I think he's a little nutty.

1128
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: What does a six hundred page Ghostbusters movie look like?

1129
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 2: Apparently there was time in space. But anyway, Dragonnet, he's

1130
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: he's the straight, funny man or whatever. And Tom Hanks

1131
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: does not work for me as the crazy one. Sure,

1132
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 2: he's funny.

1133
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 3: Eighties Tom Hanks, I genuinely think is a hilarious Tom

1134
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 3: Hanks that we need back.

1135
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 2: I love eighties Tom. I'll tell you Dog movie yeah, early,

1136
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 2: I have an early memory of Tom Hanks and blue underwear. Yes,

1137
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: he looks great guy.

1138
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 3: He was a bit of a sex symbol. Yeah, money pitt.

1139
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 3: He has a scene where he hits his thumb with

1140
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 3: a hammer and then goes eh, and they think, blessed

1141
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 3: the director who let this stay in the movie. He

1142
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 3: makes noises holding his thumb for a full minute, and

1143
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 3: they keep it in the movie. It is hilarious. Then

1144
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 3: in another scene when the bathtub falls through the floor

1145
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 3: if you remember that, Yes, it falls to the floor,

1146
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 3: shatters waters, and he looks through the hole down at

1147
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 3: the bathtub and then slowly starts maniacally laughing. And they

1148
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 3: hold that for about a minute. And there they are.

1149
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 3: The two parts of that movie.

1150
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 2: Is Shelley longest wife in it?

1151
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 3: Yes, the always lovable I love Shelley Long. She's fine

1152
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 3: and she's fine. Okay. I have seen Troop Beverly Hills

1153
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 3: more times than I care to admit.

1154
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 2: Shelley Long kind of vanished.

1155
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: She's on Modern Family, I think.

1156
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 2: So she vanished for me personally for sure.

1157
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 3: Uh And The Urbs is hilarious like dark comedy.

1158
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: What is the Burbs about? Just a mean neighbor.

1159
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 3: It's like a rear window, you know, like he's a

1160
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 3: suburban dad. Carrie Fisher's his wife. Sure the kid doesn't

1161
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,399
Speaker 3: even have any lines, but they have a son who

1162
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 3: like they barely factors. I don't know why they just

1163
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 3: didn't make them single. But their neighbor they think is

1164
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 3: killing people, and the neighborhood like for it's him Bruce

1165
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 3: dern Oh, and they formed like this neighborhood watch to

1166
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 3: try to like find out if they're killing people. Okay,

1167
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 3: it's a great movie.

1168
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 2: Speaking of rear window, something I've thought about recently is

1169
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: I've never felt an ounce an ounce of suspense while

1170
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 2: watching in an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

1171
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 3: Well, he was the master of suspense.

1172
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 2: What are we Obviously they just have an age that well,

1173
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 2: but right, I'm frequently bored during a Hitchcock movie. Is

1174
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 2: that wrong?

1175
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 3: I think?

1176
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: So?

1177
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 2: I love them all, am I just numb to suspense?

1178
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 2: What's happening here?

1179
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 3: You're an adrenaline junk.

1180
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 2: I'm an adrenale I'm jumping off of bridges, I'm doing

1181
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 2: other jumping on trampolines.

1182
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 3: Well, you every time we go to the same workout place.

1183
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 2: We do work out of the same place, which is

1184
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 2: just absolute torture for me. Every single time. We've never

1185
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 2: been in there at the same We always yeah.

1186
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 3: Cross paths right as one or the other's anything's all

1187
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 3: windowed walls. So I'd hate to be like looking over

1188
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 3: and see you looking.

1189
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: At anytime I'm in there with somebody, I know, I

1190
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 2: feel deeply, deeply comfortable because I don't know what I'm

1191
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 2: doing and probably shouldn't be working out well.

1192
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 3: Interesting because every time, every time I go, they talk

1193
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 3: about what a natural you are. This has got to

1194
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 3: be part of a natural athlete or I'm not kidding,

1195
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,280
Speaker 3: this is part of their game. No offense. My answer

1196
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 3: is bracer of course, that's my response. Oh he got

1197
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 3: it quicker than anybody, and he's just a Nashville and

1198
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 3: he doesn't talking about me. Well, I'm squatting so low,

1199
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 3: my taint's hitting the ground and I can't get compliment one.

1200
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: I give it my all every time I come. You're

1201
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 3: your sweating, You've done it, You've I don't leave until,

1202
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 3: like on the fifth set that you do. My hands

1203
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 3: are trembling to push it to the max, and all

1204
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 3: they want to talk about is bridging.

1205
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 2: This feels like it must be part of their business plan.

1206
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 2: They tell the friend that the other person, Well, but

1207
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 2: they're not saying that about you to me, no offense. Yeah,

1208
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 2: I didn't think so, So maybe that's maybe. I mean,

1209
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 2: this is the first time in my life, I mean,

1210
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 2: in the last nine months, I had never worked out

1211
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: until this, So maybe I'm good at it. I don't know.

1212
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: Apparently you are. I'm not kidding. They talk about you

1213
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 3: more than I care for Pat.

1214
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 2: We've gotten to the time in the podcast when we're

1215
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 2: going to play a little git all right. This game

1216
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 2: tests your ability to give gifts. It's called Gift Master. Okay,

1217
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 2: Basically what I'm going to do, I'm going to tell

1218
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 2: you three gifts and three celebrities. You're going to tell

1219
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 2: me which gift you'd give to which celebrity and why,

1220
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: because I want to know why. Yes, I'm sorry it

1221
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 2: was a little defensive there.

1222
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 3: Defensive.

1223
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,280
Speaker 2: I don't need you attacking me on my podcasts. Fair

1224
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 2: You come in here and you just criticize and you poke,

1225
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 2: and but what I need from you is just a

1226
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 2: number between one and I think I usually do one

1227
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 2: and nine. I don't know where that came from, but

1228
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 2: just give me a seven.

1229
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 3: Seven.

1230
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go into my calculation cave figure

1231
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 2: this out in the meantime. I just want you to

1232
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 2: if you want to promote something, if you want to

1233
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 2: or just reveal something about yourself that maybe you feel

1234
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: like people need to know.

1235
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 3: Rather you said seven, Yeah, I do a podcast. We've

1236
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,760
Speaker 3: just moved to Patreon, but there's a bunch ofisodes online

1237
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 3: with Joe de Rosa, a very funny comedian cal We'll

1238
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 3: see you in Hell. We discussed in theory horror movies,

1239
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 3: but usually we talk about just whatever's on our mind.

1240
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 3: Rant have fun. And we're doing a live show in

1241
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 3: New York on February fifteenth. When does this air during

1242
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 3: this will probably be after March. We premiere March twelfth,

1243
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 3: like My Time Traveling Listeners, or maybe you do a

1244
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,919
Speaker 3: show February twenty twenty one. Maybe it's like we start.

1245
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 3: You know, you're right, I thought you were in your

1246
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 3: I had to intervene number hutch calculation cave. I've just

1247
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 3: come up with that, but I needed, like I would

1248
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 3: love for someone to drop picture literally in my calculation.

1249
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 3: I don't really have anything else to promote. What can

1250
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 3: I tell you about myself. Maybe I'll talk to you

1251
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,440
Speaker 3: about another Oh how about when dan Aykroyd came to

1252
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 3: Conan so that it was the forty their fiftieth straight side.

1253
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 3: I go which way you want to go out? And

1254
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 3: he goes, well, I'm not sure there's gonna be a

1255
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 3: lot of people waiting for me. So we got to

1256
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 3: try to figure out a plan. Maybe you go out

1257
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 3: the forty nine so they'll follow you and then I

1258
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 3: can run out the fiftieth side. And I didn't have

1259
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 3: the heart to tell him there.

1260
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 2: He think he's the queen of any one.

1261
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 3: He was the second guest on Coss Princess Die. So

1262
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 3: I was like, uh, yeah, man, we can do that.

1263
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 3: Uh So I start to walk out forty if he goes,

1264
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 3: all right, you go, you go the fortieth side. All right,

1265
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 3: I'm going fiftieth. Here we go and he's doing the

1266
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 3: knees up real high, run out, no one there. He

1267
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 3: runs out to the car. It was very very dark.

1268
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 2: Oh that breaks my heart. Actually, I've calculated, okay, here

1269
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: are the three gifts.

1270
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 3: Can I hear the noise of you coming out of

1271
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:49,440
Speaker 3: the number compartment? Okay, at least sell the elusion.

1272
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 2: I've kind of flown out. I've transformed. I'm here with

1273
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 2: three gifts. I'm bearing three gifts. The first one is

1274
00:59:55,240 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 2: a surprise home renovation okay. Second is a Frisbee for

1275
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 2: test driving a car okay. Third is a label maker okay.

1276
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 2: So keep those three things in mind when you're giving

1277
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 2: a gift.

1278
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 3: To label maker complete home renovation.

1279
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 2: Surprise home renovation, so it doesn't have to be the whole.

1280
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 3: Home surprise home renovation, label maker, free Frisbee. Yeah.

1281
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 2: So it's like it probably is super on it or something.

1282
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 2: You're giving gifts to. Lauren Hill of the Fujis of

1283
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 2: the Fujis, God bless her, Lauren Hill of just Lauren Hill.

1284
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 2: At this point, I feel like.

1285
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 3: So are alive. You know, she doesn't have the performance

1286
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 3: rights to her song, so she can't play them with

1287
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 3: their original melodies.

1288
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 2: That's unbelieved. Go see Lauren, Wow, what are you getting there?

1289
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 3: She like, you're five minutes into a song and you're like, oh,

1290
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 3: this is that thing her biggest song. Whoa.

1291
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 2: So she's just saying the lyrics to other tunes.

1292
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 3: With different melodies. It's really bad.

1293
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 2: It sounds like it would give me a fever.

1294
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rough.

1295
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Lauren Hill, Yeah, Mark Ruffalo okay, pop songstress Grimes okay.

1296
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 2: Also I guess miss Elon Musk, right, but I don't know.

1297
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: Uh.

1298
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: Well, I think she's pregnant with this kid. Yeah, okay,

1299
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 3: And again it's surprise home renovation, free Frisbee.

1300
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 2: And a label maker.

1301
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: Label maker. Well, I'm giving the surprise home renovation to

1302
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 3: Lauren Hill because the other two are loaded. Yes, And

1303
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 3: it seems like Lauren Hill is struggling. If she sold

1304
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 3: off her performance.

1305
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 2: Right, she had the whole tax issue and taxes. Did

1306
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 2: she go to jail?

1307
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.

1308
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 2: She almost went to jail.

1309
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 3: Well that's where you'd like to see her, isn't it.

1310
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 2: Bridge I put Lauren behind bars? Absolutely not. I feel

1311
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 2: The Miseducation of Lauren Hill is one of the great

1312
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 2: albums of the nineties, one of the greats.

1313
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 3: Somebody really screwed her over. I mean, she never did

1314
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 3: another one. She had an unplugged you know. I think

1315
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 3: she had some mental issues, to be.

1316
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 2: Honest, and she has maybe ten children.

1317
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 3: That's right, famea Maine for everybody. It's not that album

1318
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 3: is great and she should be touring off it now.

1319
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 3: For the anniversary make all the corny, But what happens

1320
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 3: is they go there and people are really pissed because

1321
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 3: it's not those songs.

1322
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 2: What demon has the rights to her song?

1323
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 3: I don't know. Probably that same guy you've got Taylor

1324
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 3: Swift's music, Probably Goots.

1325
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 2: But I have to say, surprise Scooter mcgoots mister music.

1326
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scooter, and then quotes music magoose he lives a

1327
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 3: top Capitol Records and a cape. Yeah, it's kind of

1328
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,840
Speaker 3: got a sword.

1329
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 2: No. I think a surprise prise Homer renovation is perfect.

1330
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 2: Lauren Hill would be thrilled with that. She needs it,

1331
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 2: although I feel like the surprise element is not something

1332
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,160
Speaker 2: that she wants right now. I feel like she needs

1333
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 2: an ice steady, like let her know that people are

1334
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,960
Speaker 2: going to be coming into the house to renovate. Well,

1335
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 2: if I can alter the gift in that way, I can't,

1336
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 2: So who knows. I mean, I guess it is a gamble, but.

1337
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 3: No, I want to give her the nicest gift financially

1338
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: set Now, if we're talking about the Frisbee. I like

1339
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 3: the music of Grimes, I really do. Sure. I don't,

1340
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,479
Speaker 3: especially that Art Angels album is very good. I don't

1341
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 3: like her, uh, her life with Elon Musk.

1342
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, she had the whole thing

1343
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 2: with Azalea Banks, where like Axia Banks was like trapped

1344
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 2: in Elon's house and everybody was doing speed and right.

1345
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 2: It feels like a bad situation.

1346
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 3: It definitely does. And that is why she receives the

1347
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 3: frisbee I don't care about, and she can play it

1348
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 3: in the crack. Then she can play catch with her

1349
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 3: baby little Grimes, little Grimy. Uh. But the label maker

1350
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 3: will go to Ruffalo because he's always like politically minded.

1351
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 3: She can do like, uh, you know, labels for like

1352
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 3: a box of Bernie flyers.

1353
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 2: Sure you feel like he's a Bernie supporter.

1354
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Okay, he screams it.

1355
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 2: He feels pragmatic. To me, I feel like he's going

1356
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 2: to get behind whoever could be warranted. Yeah, I feel

1357
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 2: like he's just ready to vote and get out there.

1358
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,800
Speaker 2: Did you see the Blackwater movie? Yeah? I was okay,

1359
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 2: it was okay, I didn't see it.

1360
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,439
Speaker 3: It was well done. It's it's like Todd Haynes, who's

1361
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,439
Speaker 3: usually like very personal stuff, so that was a little weird.

1362
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 3: But Ruffalo, when I first ever see you can count

1363
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 3: on me. No, I've never heard of this excellent movie

1364
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 3: from Kenneth Lonergan who did Manchester by the Scene.

1365
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, I never saw that either.

1366
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 3: Oh it's Oh it's a good movie. Okay, very good movie,

1367
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:24,040
Speaker 3: it really is. Anyway, I saw Ruffalo and I was like,

1368
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 3: this guy is the best actor I've seen in five

1369
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 3: years I was in high school. Sure, like, this guy's

1370
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,439
Speaker 3: going to be a mate. And here we are twenty

1371
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,080
Speaker 3: years later and he still is a big star doing

1372
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 3: the stupidest bullshit in the world, like these fucking events

1373
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 3: is the incredible Yes, it's so depressing, very odd to watch,

1374
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,280
Speaker 3: and he's honestly, he's bad as the Incredible Hulk because he.

1375
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 2: Plays Chip on those movies maybe two years ago, and

1376
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 2: it makes me feel numb. I'm sorry, but I just

1377
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 2: it does nothing for me emotionally. Could a lot of

1378
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 2: great actors in these movies, but I'm just I have

1379
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:58,520
Speaker 2: no interest.

1380
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 3: It's and ever every time an independent director does some

1381
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 3: new great movie, they're immediately snatching.

1382
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 2: They get sucked into this bizarre machine to create nothing.

1383
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 3: From everything I hear, they are told what to do,

1384
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 3: and they bring in these people because they know they're

1385
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 3: in need of a payday. They've made one small budget

1386
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 3: movie and they listen and do what they say. But

1387
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 3: it just ruins these careers before they even start. Of course,

1388
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 3: like it would have been Colin bros. Did Blood Simple,

1389
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 3: And then next if they're directing Batman or something, Oh,

1390
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 3: I can't you are What would we have lost if

1391
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 3: that had happened? Yes, So now like cop Car was

1392
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 3: this great Kevin Bacon movie. I saw a really good

1393
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 3: independent movie. And their second movie is one of the

1394
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 3: Spider Man's. So it's like, all right, so we get

1395
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 3: no growth of these people. We get no movies between

1396
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 3: that and this, and I think that sucks.

1397
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 2: Oh. I think it's a total drag. But that's the

1398
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 2: world we're living in.

1399
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,080
Speaker 3: It's where we're living in.

1400
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 2: Mark Rufflo is getting a label maker.

1401
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 3: He gets that labeling.

1402
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 2: I feel like his house does probably have a lot

1403
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 2: of things labeled and clean and tidy. It feels like

1404
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 2: kind of a kind of I like the Ruffalo. We've

1405
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 2: finally reached the last section of the podcast. Yes, this

1406
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,440
Speaker 2: is called I Said No Questions. Basically, people have been

1407
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 2: writing in two I Said No gifts at gmail dot

1408
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:24,400
Speaker 2: com and they've been asking for help to they need

1409
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 2: to buy people in their lives gifts and they get

1410
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,480
Speaker 2: advice from me and my guest. So we're going to

1411
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 2: read one or two of these and we're going to

1412
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,840
Speaker 2: try to advise people on well they should. So here

1413
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 2: we go first. First up, Bridger, I really want to

1414
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 2: make make make us the keyboard here, make a gift

1415
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 2: for my wife, something from the heart. Do you have

1416
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 2: any have any suggestions of a craft or homemade gift

1417
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 2: I can give her. It's Paul in Buffalo. Have you

1418
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 2: ever been to Buffalo?

1419
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? So what is it? What's happening?

1420
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 2: Okay, Paul, I hope you're warm at home in Buffalo.

1421
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:03,439
Speaker 2: Maybe you just went to Niagara Falls. Sure, I mean

1422
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 2: I didn't have a good time there, but it was

1423
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 2: unrelated to Buffalo. Beautiful people of Buffalo. Okay, spring, summer, fall, winter, uh,

1424
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 2: winter winter. I don't feel like anyone wants to be

1425
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 2: in Buffalo in the winter.

1426
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 3: Let's just say I spent a rough year in Buffalo.

1427
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 3: That night. Okay.

1428
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: When I hear I want to make somebody a gift,

1429
01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 2: I feel like you're headed towards somebody getting something that

1430
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 2: it didn't want. And it's also bad. But because most

1431
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 2: people can't make things very well.

1432
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 3: I've been given insanely sweet handmade stuff, and when somebody

1433
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 3: nails it, of course, you know, A it doesn't cost much,

1434
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 3: which sure nice, but b it means so much more

1435
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 3: once you got to nail it. You're right, it can.

1436
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,919
Speaker 3: It's a high risk, very high risk. I'll say this,

1437
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 3: don't give her one coupon for a free back roun.

1438
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,919
Speaker 3: Oh well, first of all, that's not going to ever

1439
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 3: be used. No, you're absolutely right.

1440
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 2: It's truly the worst. Although I will say I told

1441
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 2: Jim I wanted five coupons this year for me to

1442
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 2: get to choose the restaurant with no complaints for dinner.

1443
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh and so I think that's an actually good gift

1444
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 2: because he complains every time. Oh my god, this seemed

1445
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 2: like you would be the complainer. No, Jim will only

1446
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:26,080
Speaker 2: eat meatballs or hamburgers. The man has the mouth of

1447
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 2: like a ten year old boy. So I say, I

1448
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,240
Speaker 2: want to have like Mediterranean food. And it's truly like

1449
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 2: I've asked for to move to another country. Right, So

1450
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 2: I haven't actually used coupons yet, but I think that's

1451
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 2: actually moved to the We're in a Mediterranean claim climate here.

1452
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 3: Yes, by the way, Uh okay, well that gift gift.

1453
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll tell you something I did for an

1454
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 3: X and it worked pretty well. But we used to

1455
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,160
Speaker 3: riff on this idea, which I think is a really

1456
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 3: good idea still about the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree in

1457
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 3: New York. Yes, so they cut down and bring in

1458
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 3: the tree from a new barn, every new farm every year. Sure,

1459
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 3: bring it into the city. So they cut it down

1460
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 3: and they bring in the rock fellow tree and set

1461
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 3: it up. And then waking up the next morning in

1462
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 3: this tree is a mouse. Sure, He's like, where the

1463
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,840
Speaker 3: hell am I? He's had this nice farm existence now

1464
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 3: he's in uh New York. So what I did is

1465
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 3: I did a children's book.

1466
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 2: I was going to say, Pat, why are you not

1467
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,880
Speaker 2: writing this children's book?

1468
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 3: But I made the children's book and illustrated it. I

1469
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 3: had no money at the time, so this was, you know,

1470
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,639
Speaker 3: a it costs nothing and be it was very sweet,

1471
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 3: I thought. And then the it was kind of like

1472
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,840
Speaker 3: a comic strip like it there was a story to it,

1473
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 3: but also then like it was it was like he

1474
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 3: tried to see a Broadway show but he didn't like

1475
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 3: it and then it's a mouse running out of cats

1476
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 3: like cute.

1477
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 2: You know, truly published this book you want to work again.

1478
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 3: Well, it would have to be half hers. Oh you

1479
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 3: don't necessarily great, so that would be awkward. But she

1480
01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:00,080
Speaker 3: loved it, you know, like if there's like if you

1481
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 3: guys had a great how we met and you wanted

1482
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 3: to make it like she's a princess near a prince

1483
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 3: or something, you know what I mean?

1484
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,320
Speaker 2: Sure that works.

1485
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,719
Speaker 3: A little book would be nice.

1486
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,519
Speaker 2: Or you know, you just maybe some meaningful photos that

1487
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 2: you put together right and some sort of little compilation

1488
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 2: or a fridge magnet. Yeah, that's an easy thing that

1489
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 2: doesn't actually require artistic skill but feels personal.

1490
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 3: Was this the wife or girlfriend whatever requested a No,

1491
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 3: it sounds like he just wants to make the gifts. Yeah,

1492
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 3: just you know, be careful and honestly i'd run it

1493
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 3: by a female friend or a friend of hers and

1494
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 3: say you think she'd like that? That's sometimes worth doing.

1495
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also just want to say it's truly

1496
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 2: the intent. If the reason for this is because you

1497
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:47,000
Speaker 2: don't want to buy something, then maybe think again. Sure, okay, Paul,

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01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 2: do what you need to do We've got another question here, Bridger.

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01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to a white elephant party with my boyfriend

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01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: and I don't really know his friends. What's something that

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01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 2: shows I'm funny and cool but isn't too risque. That's

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01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 2: Lindsay and Santa Fe, beautiful Santa Fe. I've never been,

1503
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 2: but I've heard it's wonderful.

1504
01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:06,679
Speaker 3: I spent a night there. It was nice.

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01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 2: White elephant parties, I think are an absolute trap, not

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01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 2: a fan. No one walks away from one of these

1507
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 2: having happy to have gotten somebody's junk exactly right, and

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01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 2: or there's hurt feelings, or you're mad at somebody because

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01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,679
Speaker 2: they stole the gift that you actually wanted.

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01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,600
Speaker 3: What we did this year with my wife's family was

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01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 3: a thirty dollars limit gift exchange where you picked one

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01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 3: person in the room and then you could trade, you

1513
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,840
Speaker 3: could swap, you could take people's gifts. Then everyone has

1514
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 3: fun and at the end of it, everyone has something

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01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 3: worth thirty dollars. Yes, that isn't generally something they like. Yes,

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01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 3: the white elephant gift, you know, like I got a

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01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:47,960
Speaker 3: plastic drum set there once and it was kind of large,

1518
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:50,759
Speaker 3: and I'm just like so now I'm taking this home.

1519
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 2: You're just responsible for throwing it away.

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01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 3: So it's wasteful, it's kind of dumb. If you have

1521
01:11:56,080 --> 01:12:00,599
Speaker 3: to do it, you know, what would you say? I don't?

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01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 2: I feel like she so, she says she wants it

1523
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:07,200
Speaker 2: to be she wants to prove that she's funny and cool. Lindsey.

1524
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 2: I have to say, if you if you're asking for

1525
01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:13,320
Speaker 2: advice to be funny and cool, you are you've fallen

1526
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,000
Speaker 2: far behind. Maybe just don't go.

1527
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,360
Speaker 3: To the party. So look at who you're asking.

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01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,800
Speaker 2: I mean, god, I'm the last person you should be

1529
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 2: talking to. Yeah, but I feel like, uh, for take

1530
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 2: it like a pair of jeans. That'll throw everybody off.

1531
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 2: They'll be like, what's happening here. I've been a long

1532
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,960
Speaker 2: time advocate of jeans being a very uncomfortable gift to

1533
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,120
Speaker 2: give somebody who is not like your spouse.

1534
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 3: And you're you're pretty much saying you know exactly their

1535
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,680
Speaker 3: side written on them.

1536
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 2: Yes, So that's a little skill you.

1537
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,080
Speaker 3: If you go too big, you're a monster.

1538
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 2: How About a copy of the Bible? I feel like

1539
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:52,400
Speaker 2: that throws everybody off. A copy of the Bible and jeans,

1540
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:55,639
Speaker 2: Man and jeans. That's a gorgeous like reading the Bible top.

1541
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:58,519
Speaker 3: Well jeans is a great white elephant gift because obviously

1542
01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 3: everyone in the room will be different. Side is it

1543
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,680
Speaker 3: makes no sense as a gain. There you go, But

1544
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 3: will the people there be smart enough to pick up

1545
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,599
Speaker 3: the layers of the gene?

1546
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:11,479
Speaker 2: That's true, That's very true. I feel like maybe you know,

1547
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:15,559
Speaker 2: actually Lindsay is a framed photo of herself. People, that's

1548
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 2: a confusing you. Nobody knows you. Suddenly they're trapped with

1549
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 2: a gift photo of you.

1550
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 3: That's very good. I think everyone there would think that

1551
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 3: was funny. They would think you were cool and funny,

1552
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,479
Speaker 3: which was the goal of the question. So maybe I

1553
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,680
Speaker 3: am the right person to come to for this. That

1554
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 3: would when that person turns that thing around, the whole

1555
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 3: room laugh scared. It's going to go crazy and you're

1556
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:36,559
Speaker 3: in yeah, unless you're like, if you get to steal it,

1557
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,320
Speaker 3: If you steal back the picture of yourself, you've multiple

1558
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 3: you are. The place is going to be lining up

1559
01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 3: to go down on you, like every good wite ELpH party.

1560
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 3: That's how they for me. I mean, passionally, yes.

1561
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:55,960
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for being here. I mean, what

1562
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:59,719
Speaker 2: a journey that You've told so many beautiful stories. We've

1563
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:04,280
Speaker 2: helped two separate strangers in two different parts of the world.

1564
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,600
Speaker 3: I get so nervous about Dead Air that I just

1565
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 3: start going off on tangents. I probably went off.

1566
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 2: Of that's a podcast. You're right, just kill Dead Air.

1567
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,920
Speaker 3: You're right, it's not even my show. I should just

1568
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 3: sit here and be like entertainment, of course.

1569
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:20,719
Speaker 2: But listen. I have your Blu Ray at home. Yes,

1570
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 2: it's going Maybe I'll try watching it one more time, okay,

1571
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:28,439
Speaker 2: but eventually you're going to get the movie back. If

1572
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 2: only we lived closer to each other, if only we

1573
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:35,080
Speaker 2: were within five minutes of each other and didn't go

1574
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:38,800
Speaker 2: to dinner once a month, easily, I'm going to make

1575
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,640
Speaker 2: a special trip to your home. Someday. You're going to

1576
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 2: wake up and it's going to be resting there. I'm

1577
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 2: going to throw it over your fence.

1578
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:45,759
Speaker 3: Okay.

1579
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:47,640
Speaker 2: Your cat is going to be pawing at something in

1580
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:50,599
Speaker 2: your front garden, and it won't be a dead rat

1581
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:54,599
Speaker 2: this time. It'll be the Blu Ray right of this movie.

1582
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I'd love that.

1583
01:14:56,479 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 2: God bless This is the end of the podcast. God

1584
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 2: Bless you, and God Bless you. Yeah, God bless us everyone. Yes,

1585
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:08,120
Speaker 2: I said no gifts isn't exactly right production. It's engineered

1586
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:11,320
Speaker 2: by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme song is

1587
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 2: by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow the show

1588
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,639
Speaker 2: on Instagram and Twitter. At I said no gifts, And

1589
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,559
Speaker 2: if you have a question or need help getting a

1590
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 2: gift for someone in your life, email me at I

1591
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 2: said no Gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and subscribe

1592
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 2: on Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you found me. And

1593
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:32,600
Speaker 2: why not leave a review while you're at it?

1594
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:41,759
Speaker 1: Well? And why did you hear Gona man myself perfectly clear?

1595
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 1: But you're a guest to me. You gotta come to

1596
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:55,679
Speaker 1: me empty, And I said, no guests, your presences persons.

1597
01:15:55,760 --> 01:16:01,920
Speaker 1: And I'm already too much stuff, So how do you

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01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:04,280
Speaker 1: dare to survey me?