1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 3: I do have a dirty little secret. 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 4: Sweet, what is it? 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 3: Okay, So about three weeks ago, I replaced all of 6 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,800 Speaker 3: the coffee in my office with decaf coffee. 7 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,520 Speaker 1: Okay. Why so. 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 3: I had my performance review and my boss called me 9 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 3: the weakest link. 10 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 2: Okay, so then you replaced the coffee to decaf for 11 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 2: everybody in the office. 12 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to bring everybody else down to my level. 13 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 4: Well it worked. My boss did not notice, no one 14 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 4: noticed that anything was amiss, but productivity just plummeted like 15 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 4: HR had to call an emergency meeting. 16 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 3: It was this huge issue. No one was doing well, 17 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 3: but I was bringing coffee from home. So all of 18 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 3: a sudden, guests who was the top. 19 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 2: Performer telling us your very little secret? Thanks guys, by 20 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 2: how what's up this d You will show a dirty 21 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: little secret? 22 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: You have one? I do? Yeah? I have a way 23 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: of going to really fancy restaurants and getting free drinks 24 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: and sometimes even free meals. Oh how you do? So 25 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: I go to restaurants and I pretend like I'm on 26 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 1: a date, and I wait and I wait. Maybe I 27 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: order a glass of wine and I look around the 28 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 1: restaurant like I'm really anxious, and nobody shows up because 29 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: I was never there on a date. But yeah, I 30 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: pretend like I get stood up, and you know, after 31 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: some after some time, they'll move me sometimes to the 32 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: bar and they'll be really apologetic, and sometimes they'll like 33 00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: camp my drink. And every once in a while there's 34 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: like a guy that I meet at the bar who 35 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: I tell my tob story to and he feels bad 36 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: for me and he buys a new meal. 37 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 2: Okay, good act. 38 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, Victoria, you should do that. 39 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 4: I mean, I thought about it. 40 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I kind of feel like 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 1: I'm not really hurting anybody, and sometimes I get into 42 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: some really good conversation and I don't know, it's just 43 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: a it's a way to treat myself. Sometimes. Hey, you 44 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: can maybe meet your actual person like that one day 45 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: and just like never tell him that's actually you never know. 46 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 47 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks so much for listening. 48 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?