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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Neil down and I'm the vice principal

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Speaker 1: at high school. I was looking to speak with Manny.

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Speaker 1: This is wonderful pleasure to make your acquaintance over the phone.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to your son, Thomas. You have

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Speaker 1: a minute. Uh yeah, So does something happened? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: should say so. Are you aware that your son has

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Speaker 1: been suspended from school today? Are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not aware of that. What's going on? Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to break this to you, but after

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Speaker 1: receiving a tip from another student, we searched your son's

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Speaker 1: locker and found some disturbing images in his possession. Disturbing

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Speaker 1: images of what are you sitting down, sir? No, Well

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Speaker 1: maybe you should be when I tell you you're freaking

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Speaker 1: me out here a little bit. Well, I think you

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Speaker 1: should be a little worried. In his locker, Thomas had

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Speaker 1: pictures of the band Coldplay. He had what a picture

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Speaker 1: of the band cold Play, you know, the singing group. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's so weird about that? He just had it out

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Speaker 1: in plain sight, not even trying to hide it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand it was so big deal. He had

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Speaker 1: pictures of a band. Doesn't seem like such a big

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Speaker 1: deal to me. Have you heard their music? Yes, yeah, yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: then you should know that all of their songs sound

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Speaker 1: exactly the same, no originality whatsoever. There had to be

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Speaker 1: something else, I mean, just pictures of a band. What's

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Speaker 1: so bad? You know, the lead singer, Chris Martin. He's

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Speaker 1: supposed to be a celebrity, but he looks like one

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Speaker 1: of our geography teachers. It's not even good looking at all. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm completely confused here. What's the big deal? Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: there's a problem with our connection and you didn't hear me.

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Speaker 1: We searched your son's locker today at school and found

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Speaker 1: that he had a picture of cold Play in his locker. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you told me that, I get it. I don't get

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Speaker 1: what's so strange about that. I thought you were going

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Speaker 1: to tell me at pictures of you know, people with

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Speaker 1: guns or something. I would have rather he had that.

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Speaker 1: So the only thing that he was suspended for was

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Speaker 1: because he had a picture of the band Coldplay in

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Speaker 1: his locker. Is that what you're telling me? Is there

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Speaker 1: anything else that you need to hear? But kids have

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Speaker 1: pictures of bands? I wish every kid in school has

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Speaker 1: a picture of a band in his locker. Not at

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Speaker 1: this school. There is a rule no Coldplay pictures, and

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Speaker 1: he knew that. It's absurd. It is absurd that he

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Speaker 1: would have that in it. I agree, but absurder that

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Speaker 1: would be a rule. Why would you ban cold Play pictures?

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Speaker 1: What have they ever done? I've never received any emails

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Speaker 1: from the high school or why would I ban Coldplay pictures?

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Speaker 1: Do you have about twelve hours? Can list everything? I'll

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Speaker 1: just start with number one. It's bedwetter music? What I

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Speaker 1: am running high school? That it's supposed to help kids

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Speaker 1: get ready for the future, not ready to wet their

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Speaker 1: bed at night because oh there might be a car

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Speaker 1: out there that isn't carbon efficient. But are you talking

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Speaker 1: about He's always been well behaved until now, and I

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Speaker 1: had no idea this was going on. Did you know?

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Speaker 1: Did you know that he was a fan of Coldplay? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, he likes the music. I like some

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Speaker 1: of their music. They're popular role over the world, bedwetter,

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Speaker 1: bedwetter music. Like I was saying, I'm not raising a

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Speaker 1: bunch of bedwetters at this school. Well I listened to them,

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Speaker 1: and I don't find my bed I find that hard

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Speaker 1: to believe. Then, if you're openly admitting the liking cold Play,

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Speaker 1: whatever this rule is about Coldplay, it is a stupid rule,

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Speaker 1: probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 1: All Right, and you need to apologize to my son,

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Speaker 1: and you need to unsuspend him and just move on.

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Speaker 1: My job here at the school is to help get

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Speaker 1: youth ready for the real world. Okay, and I'm raising

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Speaker 1: cowboys here, not a bunch of prius jockeys. I won't

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Speaker 1: have that type of behavior in my school. What does

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Speaker 1: this have to do with Coldplay? I hear it. What's

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with

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Speaker 1: you for believing that this is a real phone call?

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Speaker 1: There's the issue. Not a real phone call? Well, it

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Speaker 1: means that this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you phone tap. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank. Phone call your son listens to our show,

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Speaker 1: and he emailed me and asked me to do a

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Speaker 1: joke on you that sounds weird. Oh, prank on you?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought you were insane, the principle

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Speaker 1: of kidding. No, I'm not. Your son told me that

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Speaker 1: he's a good kid and never gets in trouble and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to prank you. Well, wait till he gets

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Speaker 1: home today trouble, probably because he has that cold Play

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Speaker 1: post or right. I hope the punishment is appropriate too.

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Speaker 1: It will be because you know what, I am not

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Speaker 1: raising a bad weather. I hope not wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy on ruin ninety two point five, dropped up port Horn,

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Speaker 1: bulling on my face, commons up and down my chain

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Speaker 1: CARDI beast, Jason, it can't tell me got the box up?

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Speaker 1: And that chasing beachs my big bo