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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello. Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Coach Wiley. I was looking for Yolanda, Matt's mom. Hi, Coach, Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Yolanda. First of all, thank you for calling me, Coach.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that Coach Wiley. All the kids know me

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Speaker 1: as Whistling Wiley. You might have heard that nickname a

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Speaker 1: few times because it's what I do. Like to blow

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Speaker 1: my whistle. Some people might say whistle while I work.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, Oh, nice to meet you too.

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Speaker 1: So I understand that you wanted to talk to me

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Speaker 1: about what. So I don't know why. I don't know why, Yolanda,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I was about to explain it

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Speaker 1: to you. No, I don't. It's not that I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. I know why you want to talk to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why your son Matt won't get off

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Speaker 1: this pansy ass. That's what I can't seem to figure out.

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Speaker 1: First of all, that's not why I asked you to

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Speaker 1: call me. I wanted to talk to you. Second of all,

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Speaker 1: may you please stop blowing that whistle in my ear.

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Speaker 1: I'm not one of your your you know, athletes, one

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Speaker 1: of your students. I'm not one of your team. I

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Speaker 1: understand that, okay, But as I said before, you want

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Speaker 1: your kid to be a winner, and that's why I

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Speaker 1: came aboard the team. That's why they hired me because

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Speaker 1: I breed winners. Matt, your son right now, not a winner,

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Speaker 1: so he can start realizing that this is track and field.

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Speaker 1: The point is to get down the track as fast

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Speaker 1: as possible, not as low as possible. I say, you

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Speaker 1: ever seen the tortoise in the hair? I'm not raising

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Speaker 1: any tortoises. Has Hello, what's happening here? I want to

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Speaker 1: let you know that I'm committed to winning, and I'm

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Speaker 1: committing to teaching your son, Matt, to become a hair.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but you're gonna listen

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Speaker 1: to me. Okay, you're gonna stop talking, stop blowing that

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Speaker 1: whistle in my ear, and you're gonna listen to me.

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I don't think that you tell

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Speaker 1: me when to listen. I tell you listen. I am

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Speaker 1: not one of your your athletes. I'm not one of

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Speaker 1: your people in your team. You have been hired to

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Speaker 1: train my son to close my son, not me, So

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Speaker 1: we're not gonna have that going on right here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna listen to me, and what I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: is you need to lighten up on these kids. Stop

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Speaker 1: blowing that damn whistle before I shove it down your

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Speaker 1: throat because I'm tired of it while I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand me, coach, I'll have you know I've

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Speaker 1: had four whistles shoved down my throat before, and I

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Speaker 1: have no problem with that, and actually makes it a

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Speaker 1: little more convenient, so I don't have to raise my

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Speaker 1: hand up to my mouth every single time. I want

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Speaker 1: to tell your son that I'm not raising tortoises. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're choking on your whistle. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, how are you talking about your Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm so sorry. I did not hear that.

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Speaker 1: I don't oh my god, oh my god. Fourth time

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Speaker 1: I swallowed a whistle of day got it out. So

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Speaker 1: let's get some else out there too, all right. I

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Speaker 1: will not lighten up on your son, and I will

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Speaker 1: also let you know that this is a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call and I don't teach track at all. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. How are you? Yeah, your son

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Speaker 1: Matt actually set you up for the phone prank. He

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Speaker 1: told you that he had a new coach that was

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Speaker 1: being hard on him and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. I actually not

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Speaker 1: that you swallowed up whistle. Oh my god. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks.