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Speaker 1: Da guys, gals now binary pads, welcome to a bonusade.

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Speaker 3: That's right, it's a bonus So they're just are little,

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Speaker 3: it a chance for Kurtie B and I to look

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Speaker 3: I am back. We are back from Denver, Colorado, Colorado,

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Speaker 3: to some bananas Fest, huge hit banans Fest. One you

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Speaker 3: And then post and photos with us and was very

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Speaker 1: It was like it was a lifetime It was a

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was right. Do you feel that way without

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Speaker 2: my inner voice all read my fear.

440
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Speaker 3: He seems like I've never met him. I don't know him.

441
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 3: I don't care to ever meet him. But I can't

442
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 3: think of a modern celebrity or known person who I

443
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 3: either hear is the greatest guy or is a piece

444
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 3: of shit back and forth all the time. I have

445
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 3: no idea. I don't know anything about him. But then

446
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 3: people will be like, you know what, but he did

447
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 3: pay staff and all's restaurants during all of lockdown and

448
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,679
Speaker 3: made sure and you go, god, that's nice. And then

449
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,719
Speaker 3: they're like, politically he's a nightmare, and you're like, I

450
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 3: didn't know that.

451
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 2: The dude is oh, I didn't know two worlds.

452
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 3: But again, this is all hearsay from people who might

453
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Speaker 3: not know what they're talking about.

454
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 2: Because the thing is, I do want to like him.

455
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 1: I I do like his food. I will stick by

456
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Speaker 1: my my attestation that the guy Fieri breakfast burrito at

457
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Speaker 1: the Guy Fieri restaurant whatever it is in the Burbank

458
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Speaker 1: air is by far one of the best airport breakfast

459
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Speaker 1: burritos I've.

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Speaker 3: Ever heard it.

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Speaker 5: Here.

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Speaker 3: First, man, that's a hot dish you're serving up to

463
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Speaker 3: these listeners. My goodness, it's good.

464
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Speaker 2: I don't know what that restaurant is.

465
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Speaker 1: I call it the Burbank Guy Fieri Place, but I

466
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Speaker 1: think I kind of like him.

467
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Speaker 2: Also, he you know, he went she should.

468
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Speaker 3: Be called fly fieris How isn't it called fly Fieri?

469
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Speaker 3: That would be the perfect airport.

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Speaker 2: No fly guieries. I can't believe it's not called fly gears.

471
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Speaker 3: It should be Burbank Airport's only restaurant. Fly gieris for

472
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 3: the best flying burrito bro in town. Damn dude.

473
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 1: And also he like he covered a bunch of restaurants

474
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Speaker 1: in Asbury Park for that.

475
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 2: I always give him credit. And he was also like

476
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Speaker 2: when he started doing what he.

477
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Speaker 1: Was doing, like nobody was giving a shit about dives

478
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Speaker 1: and drive in and you know, yeah the triple.

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Speaker 3: D I know, right, I so so yeah, you can

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00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 3: be you can be many things, is the real takeaway.

481
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 3: Becky crafts and in a DM that was a follow

482
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Speaker 3: up to old advice we gave and it says, hey,

483
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Speaker 3: banana boys, you guys did some bananas advice for someone

484
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,199
Speaker 3: going to their high school reunion, and Scotty suggested you

485
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 3: bring your yearbook for people to sign. This year was

486
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 3: my twentieth high school reunion, and I took Scotty's advice

487
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 3: and it was amazing. So many people signed my yearbook

488
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 3: and everyone thought it was a clever and wonderful idea.

489
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Speaker 3: This is the second piece of great advice you've done

490
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Speaker 3: that I've used. This being the advice to say yes

491
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Speaker 3: to things that has led me to some amazing things

492
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 3: I would never have experienced before. So thank you for

493
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 3: this excellent advice. So one yes, I stand by take

494
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 3: your yearbook to your reunion. If you go to your

495
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 3: reunion and get people to re sign or sign for

496
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 3: the first time as part of the catchup, it also

497
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 3: gives you an out of that conversation because you can

498
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 3: kind of try to get out of there and be like, well, hey,

499
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 3: sign my yearbook and then I'm gonna go talk to

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00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 3: Phyllis and Tino over there. Yeah, and then saying yes.

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00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 3: Going back to our voice memo that we listened to,

502
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: just say yes to new situations. You have the freedom

503
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 3: to say yes to things. And if there's an invite

504
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: that you might have turned down six years ago, maybe

505
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,919
Speaker 3: try it this time. Because you can always leave a

506
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: bad party.

507
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 2: You can always leave a bad party.

508
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 3: But you never know when a bad situation becomes a

509
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 3: great thing. I mean the number of times I've showed

510
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 3: up for something and then it turned into something great.

511
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure the party that you and I

512
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 3: spoke for the first time in Brooklyn where we came

513
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Speaker 3: up with the idea to do a recycling campaign with

514
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 3: a pushman cart built out of recycled plastic bottles and

515
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 3: plastic was a boring party? Yeah, I'm sure that party sucked,

516
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 3: and yet you and I were so bored we decided, well,

517
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 3: let's talk about some And also, I think Karen and

518
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: Georgia came up with my favorite murder at a party

519
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 3: where I'm sure they both didn't want to be there,

520
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 3: found each other start talking about murder, and here we are,

521
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: all these six years later. Man alive.

522
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: Let's get another piece of advice.

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00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. You know what I will say?

524
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 3: We get so many would you rathers And I'm just

525
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 3: gonna put this one out there because we get so

526
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: many wet socks. We get so many would you rather

527
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 3: wear wet socks? Or really, I would say it's the

528
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 3: most common theme of the maybe two hundred I've read

529
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 3: so far, So maybe keep your wet socks in your

530
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 3: wet drawer for us.

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Speaker 2: That's in.

532
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:00,199
Speaker 5: Oh.

533
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Speaker 1: Also, I only wear darn tough socks, which are all wool.

534
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: They're thin, but man, they are so much better when

535
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: they're wet. They're not better than dry, but they're better

536
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 1: than like a cotton sock when it's wet.

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00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 2: This is recommend darn tough.

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00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: Okay your sponsor, I guess, Hey.

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Speaker 5: Banana boys, it's your girl.

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Speaker 4: Ms.

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Speaker 2: Hollydn.

542
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 5: As you may know, I have been a professional dancer

543
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 5: and singer since I was seventeen, and because of that,

544
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 5: I have to get knee surgery next week and again

545
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 5: in February. So what I'm looking for is a little

546
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 5: bit of advice on how to spend my time while

547
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 5: I'm in bed for you know, the next month and

548
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 5: then again next year. I don't own a television, nor

549
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 5: do I particularly like watching TV and movies all day.

550
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 5: So I love to read, but I think that I

551
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 5: might just end up falling asleep and I don't want

552
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 5: to do that to make sure that I'm being active.

553
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 4: So I would love some advice on what to do

554
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 4: with my time.

555
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 2: Thanks, oh man.

556
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to have a book recommendation off,

557
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: which I was very excited about.

558
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 2: But no reading. No reading. Okay, we can still do

559
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 2: it book, of.

560
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 3: Course we can. Well. My first thought is something that

561
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 3: I did in the pandemic with my friends. What you

562
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 3: go on eBay or you go online yet Etsy, and

563
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 3: you buy the oldest, dumbest puzzles you can find. I

564
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 3: bought one that was a bud Light can. It was

565
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 3: a photo It was a puzzle made by Budweiser. It

566
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 3: was a bud Light can and it was eighty pieces.

567
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 3: It was about four inches by six inches. It was

568
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 3: so difficult to put together, even though it seemed like

569
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 3: it'ld be so easy. Then when you finish it, you

570
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 3: flip it over, you sign it, you take it apart,

571
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: box it, and you mail it to somebody else. They

572
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 3: finish it, they sign it. They mailed to the third friend.

573
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: And basically we did Sigfree and Roy puzzle with the Tigers,

574
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 3: we did bud Light and it just becomes this fun

575
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 3: way to pass some time doing something that's pretty enjoyable,

576
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 3: and then you send the burden onto someone else and

577
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 3: then it comes back around to you. So it's very

578
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: simple and very cheap. Old puzzles five bucks you could

579
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Speaker 3: get them. Oh what a delight What a delightful and easy.

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Speaker 1: Another thing I would recommend as well as I recently

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Speaker 1: got a So my buddy like, first off, maybe you

582
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: would like lock picking. My buddy got a lock picking set.

583
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: And then you just sit there and you can learn

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Speaker 1: how to lock pick in your time so that you leave.

585
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: You know, resting after an injury can often feel like

586
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: wasted time, but if you leave with a new skill. Also,

587
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: you can get these little cards that have h like

588
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: rope attached to them, and all all on the cards

589
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: are all different knots, and so to like learn some

590
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: cool knots.

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00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 2: That's me. I like knots. I camp I like boats,

592
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: you know, I.

593
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: Would Learning to pick a lock is a great little

594
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 3: thing to do when you're sitting their board, like those

595
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: clear things where it teaches you how to turn the tumblers.

596
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 3: And I think that's so useful in life. That would

597
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 3: be hilarious to be able to like what kind of

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00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 3: door lock? Yeah, no problem, I can get that open

599
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 3: for you. Never be without right again. That's a fun

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00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 3: I want to do that. Another thing you can do is,

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00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 3: depending on what your next birthday is, Holly, which is

602
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 3: your business, take the time write a list of, let's say,

603
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 3: your ten favorite living human beings and while you're stuck

604
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 3: in bit have fun one day. Do your hair and makeup,

605
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 3: get dressed up, do whatever you can do. Like we're

606
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 3: gonna go out there singing and dancing and set up

607
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: your phone with a tripod and write something for each

608
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 3: of those people, telling them on your birthday how much

609
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 3: they mean to you and how much you love them,

610
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 3: and what you think about when you think about them,

611
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 3: and save it and then when it's your birthday or

612
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 3: the night before your birthday, send it to them. Give

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00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 3: them a little gift in advance, and say, whenever I

614
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: think of Kurt, I think of him laughing and making

615
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 3: other people laugh and it's and we've known each other

616
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: for eighteen years. And they just give a little sweet

617
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 3: bio video to let other people know that you're thinking

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00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: of them.

619
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: Eulogize them while they're all there.

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00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: You go and really hamm it up and be sincere

621
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 3: and be careful because sometimes you start doing it, you

622
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 3: start crying and you don't even realize you're about to

623
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 3: do it. So that's a nice way to have a

624
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: little dress up fun day. But then also have this

625
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 3: little time bomb that you go, Okay, in eighty days,

626
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let ten people I know however they feel

627
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 3: about them.

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00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: That's great.

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00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: Also an idea I adjacent to that is get yourself

630
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: some nice station, get yourself some nice on this and

631
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: start the age old lost practice of writing letters that

632
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: it'll be very pleasant to just spend an afternoon like

633
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: you're in the Civil War and your husband is out

634
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: on the field. Make it very flowery and really enjoy yourself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great time I sent to this morning.

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00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 3: I probably send at least I probably send at least

637
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 3: five postcards or letters a week, and today I sent

638
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 3: that to you.

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00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: That's amazing. That's amazing.

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Speaker 3: Before I start writing scripts, I kind of come down

641
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 3: here when I'm drinking first cup of Joe and kind

642
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 3: of looking at my outline and seeing what I'm going

643
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: to write and doing all that kind of stuff. I

644
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 3: usually just like bang, went off and go here's so

645
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: and so, and then put it in them. Try to

646
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 3: beat the male person before they get out there at

647
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 3: ninety am or whenever they come by. But yeah, those

648
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: are great. I think it's a great way and also

649
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: allows you to to foof up your room a little

650
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 3: bit to get a little fancy. Yeah. Yeah, let's see,

651
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 3: let's see if I have one that's not Sarah Lennett

652
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: Kilmer sent this in. Would you rather have to eat

653
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 3: a jar of baby food every day for a year

654
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 3: or wear a bib with every meal for five years.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna shock you here. Oh baby food

656
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: is not bad.

657
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 3: That was mine for sure. Like I think some of

658
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 3: the baby food is delicious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's just mostly it's just blended, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the fruit or the thing blended, and

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Speaker 1: it's they make it sweet for babies.

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Speaker 3: It's disappointing places don't have. It's disappointing that lopster are

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Speaker 3: the only things that give you a bib.

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Speaker 1: I agree with that. I think it should be. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with me.

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Speaker 6: S Okay, I have a bit. I have a bit

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Speaker 6: of a confession. Oh, but about like I don't know

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Speaker 6: a month ago. I don't think I've had a meal.

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Speaker 1: For about one month where I haven't stained the shirt

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Speaker 1: that I'm wearing or the pants that I'm wearing. The

671
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: amount of oxy clean that I've been going through, and

672
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: I can't wash anything that the that Gus wears in

673
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: the wash where I wash the pants that have the

674
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 1: oxy clean on it, because he has an allergic reaction.

675
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Speaker 1: So I then have to just do this weird wash

676
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: of just like one pair of pants or something. And

677
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Speaker 1: so it is I don't know if it's just getting older,

678
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: if I'm getting sloppier, or if I have a or

679
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: some sort of disease of the brain. But I have

680
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: just become a sloppier eater recently, and I do wish

681
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: that it was Derrigore to just wear a bib every

682
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: time you ate.

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Speaker 3: It's a missed opportunity because when you go to eat lobster,

684
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 3: if you do eat lobster, every person wears a lobster bib,

685
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 3: and they have pictures of the food you're eating on it,

686
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 3: which is also hilarious, Like what do we put on

687
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 3: this lobster bib? Put a lobster on it doesn't make

688
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 3: any sense. Might as well put a sea scale.

689
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Speaker 1: So there is a universe in which it is just

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Speaker 1: a fancy restaurants everybody's wearing exactly.

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Speaker 3: That's where I was heading. Why did we stray so

692
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 3: far from Jod's divine light? Because why is it that

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00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 3: when we go to an all you eat buffet, we're

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Speaker 3: all not wearing bibs that say I'm gonna eat it

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00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 3: all with an exclamation point, like we would be having

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Speaker 3: the time of our lives.

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Speaker 1: I would go so far as to say, at this point,

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Speaker 1: in my life, I wouldn't mind a coverall that I

699
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: could put from my feet up to my neck and

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Speaker 1: then take the coverall off after I ate, and they

701
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: would wash it and then give it to the next

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 3: That's when I was waiting tables at two Boots and

704
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 3: came up with the idea for the crumpster and the grampster.

705
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 3: The crumbster was a plastic thing with a hoop around it,

706
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 3: very thin, that you put under a baby seat. Then

707
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 3: when you moved the child after the baby ate, you

708
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 3: just peeled it off the ground and it was a

709
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 3: trash bagging threw it away. The grampster is the same

710
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: thing for old people or maybe you. It sounds like

711
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 3: in the last month of eating, where you just put

712
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 3: it under a grandma's chair and when she's done with

713
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 3: her peach cobbler, you just peel it up and toss

714
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 3: it on the well. I guess we could do it

715
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 3: even on the compost heap. But the fact that like

716
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 3: when you go to in and out, everybody that likes

717
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: in and out in California, and some people are a

718
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 3: little too obsessed. I would say, they ask you if

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00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 3: you want a box sometime you know, like, if you're

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00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 3: gonna eat it in your car, they give you an

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00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 3: actual cardboard tray and you a car. Yeah, they give

722
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 3: you a car box and everybody loves it. And the

723
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 3: first time I got it, I was like, damn, this

724
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 3: is awesome. But I also wish they gave you a

725
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 3: car bib you're in your own car. It could be

726
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 3: really fun and make it out of something that biodegrades naturally.

727
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 3: I just feel like every place when you're eating pizza,

728
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 3: come on, you can have something fun. They have the

729
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 3: stereotypical Italian guy tossing a pizza in the air on

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00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,439
Speaker 3: your bib and then have it so you can tie

731
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 3: it around the back of your neck and then the

732
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 3: front connects and makes a little Italian mustache under your nose.

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: What about a bib that is just another giant slice

735
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: of pizza that just hangs straight flat down your front.

736
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it says pie five, so you can slap

737
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 3: it on the bib and then before you put it

738
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 3: in your mouth, so you go, hey, pie five. It's

739
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 3: just as easy, folks. Why it's just restaurant tours. What

740
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: have you done? You buffoons? You fools? You're missing out

741
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 3: on the marketing. Collect them all. If people are collecting

742
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 3: beanie babies, you know they're gonna go collect all of

743
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: the buffalo wilding bibs. It's just going to happen.

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00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 1: Speaking of pizza, do you remember so now there's this

745
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: ubiquitous pizza box right that we're all familiar with, where

746
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: there's like one man closer up, he's like a drawn

747
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: kind of naturalistically, and then there's another man behind him

748
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: who's perspectively different, much different, a complete different artist drew.

749
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Speaker 2: It looks really weird.

750
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: There's everything's perspective off and weird, and it just says like,

751
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: enjoy your delicious piss or whatever you no, you're talking

752
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. That like, is the

753
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: most popular box in America. But do you remember when

754
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: it used to be And maybe this is only East Coast,

755
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: it always the box was always You've tried all the rest,

756
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: Now try the best. That was the ubiquitous pizza box

757
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: in New Jersey of my child and I miss You've

758
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 1: tried all the rest, Now try the best, because it's

759
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: at every single place, and every single place you can't

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Speaker 1: tell if you're at the rest or if you're at

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00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: the best. It might be an advertisement for the other

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00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: place that you got the pizza from that had the

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00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: same though you don't know which one it's talking about.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's all how you say that sentence, because

765
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,879
Speaker 3: it could be like, you just tried the rest, all

766
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 3: the rest, Right, you tried the rest, Now go try

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Speaker 3: the best.

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Speaker 2: Now go try the best. It's at the place that

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Speaker 2: has this, also balked.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, that is so funny. I just love that.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think we did it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy, boy, love the bonus sides. And thank you

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Speaker 3: for everybody listening, and thank you for everybody who made

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Speaker 3: the giant trek to Bananas Fest. We will truly probably

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00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 3: not mentioned Bananas Fest again until we start planning Bananas

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00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 3: Fest two to fest too curious and boy, I'm still

777
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 3: just still soaring from the inside because it was such

778
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,879
Speaker 3: a wonderful experience, so nice to meet everyone.

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Speaker 2: So nice to meet everyone. Thank you so much, Scotty, Thank.

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Speaker 3: You you, Curdie b The joy was mine. This has

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Speaker 3: been Bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Khan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 3: Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern