Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: I just the bits.
Speaker 3: Happy weekend friends, Excited to catch up with you on
Speaker 3: the Bobby Bone Show from this week. First, please check
Speaker 3: out part one Part three. This weekend, Abby joins me.
Speaker 3: Part one we talk about life and what's been going
Speaker 3: on with both of us lately. I have a little
Speaker 3: bit of a rant about all the health and stuff
Speaker 3: that I've been focused on lately.
Speaker 2: And then part three.
Speaker 3: Of course, we always answer a listener questions, so check
Speaker 3: those out. But if you just don't want to and
Speaker 3: say stop at Morgan, I want to hear what's happening
Speaker 3: on the.
Speaker 4: Show, then let's do this. Wow.
Speaker 3: Lunchbox had a very disappointing backstage encounter at our iHeart
Speaker 3: Festival in Las Vegas. He thinks he knows everything about
Speaker 3: reality TV, but he got a rude awakening that maybe
Speaker 3: he hasn't been paying attention as closely as he thinks.
Speaker 5: Number seven Lunchbox says he's disappointed in himself. Why is that? So?
Speaker 2: I was backstage at the festival, you know, over the
Speaker 2: weekend in Vegas, and there's these two people walking around,
Speaker 2: guy and girl, and they're walking the red carpet and
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I have no idea who these people
Speaker 2: are and I usually know. It turns out they're from
Speaker 2: a reality show, and the fact that I don't know
Speaker 2: reality show people is a bad.
Speaker 5: Look on me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what what are they from? And
Speaker 2: they're from Love Island, and I guess I am missing
Speaker 2: the boat. I think Love Island might be the new
Speaker 2: king on the reality show like platform to make a
Speaker 2: light living out of it, to have success afterwards, and
Speaker 2: it's one I don't watch, and I felt like. I
Speaker 2: went back to my hotel room that night and I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I think I gotta get
Speaker 2: on the Love Islands rain if I'm gonna be staying
Speaker 2: up with reality shows?
Speaker 5: Is that anything like?
Speaker 6: Is that your badge of honor that you stay up
Speaker 6: to date on reality shows?
Speaker 2: I love reality shows and I do love seeing like
Speaker 2: people I watch on reality shows when I see them backstage.
Speaker 2: And it used to be the Bachelor and Bachelrette people.
Speaker 2: And there was a couple of challenged people that have
Speaker 2: been at these Ihearted festivals, but they were from Love
Speaker 2: Island and I had no idea and I was just
Speaker 2: it was just disappointing.
Speaker 6: For me, I just never knew that was something that
Speaker 6: you took pride in knowing all the people from reality shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is like if I see a reality shows,
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like I'm in tune with what
Speaker 2: the big reality shows are and so I'll know the
Speaker 2: people from those reality shows, like the weird random ones
Speaker 2: on like CMT or you know like that. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I can't watch all of them, but have mainstream Love
Speaker 2: Island must be it right now.
Speaker 4: Guys Island has been popular though for a while.
Speaker 6: Like I think it really hit its stride though in
Speaker 6: the last year American Love Island.
Speaker 4: But it hits his thing.
Speaker 5: I was trying to like have his back a little bit.
Speaker 6: I didn't realize it was this thing either, Like what
Speaker 6: shows do you know the most people from?
Speaker 5: Because that still go.
Speaker 2: That's still good? Well man, it's really changed. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know I gave up on The Bachelor and Bachelorette,
Speaker 2: but we don't even really have those people there anymore.
Speaker 5: They're an olden Bachelor. It's coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one watches that.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's true. It got renewed. It's it's
Speaker 6: a whole different persons.
Speaker 4: Some people, well, must be watching lunch.
Speaker 6: But they don't bring it back unless it's you know,
Speaker 6: getting readings and revenue.
Speaker 2: No one our age watches that. That's all old people.
Speaker 5: No one that's not that's just not accurate.
Speaker 6: They wouldn't bring a show that only fifty five plus
Speaker 6: is watching on network television in the evening as a
Speaker 6: Bachelor product.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would like to see the If anybody could
Speaker 2: call in and watches The Golden Bachelor that's under fifty five,
Speaker 2: that would be amazing, Like leave a voicemail, because there's
Speaker 2: nothing I've met, nobody I think.
Speaker 5: I think you're just losing your touch. Also, you don't
Speaker 5: hang out with twenty eight year olds.
Speaker 2: I know twenty eight year olds. I play soccer against.
Speaker 6: Them, and you guys in the middle of the field
Speaker 6: go Hey, what reality showre you watching lately?
Speaker 2: Hey you watched The Golden Bachelor. No, I've not asked
Speaker 2: them that now I haven't right, if you're the survivor
Speaker 2: the Challenge Big Brother, Big Brother, which I mean that's reluctantly.
Speaker 2: My my wife likes it, so I watch it, but
Speaker 2: I am not all in on it. Traders that's another
Speaker 2: great one.
Speaker 5: It's on Netflix. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, it's really good. They go live in a
Speaker 2: castle in Scotland and they.
Speaker 5: Have to be on that show what se like season
Speaker 5: one or two? Maybe I can't. I can't do.
Speaker 6: I can't go live in another country to be one
Speaker 6: of the thirty people on a reality show. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's a good one. I've never watched it, but I
Speaker 6: know it does pretty well.
Speaker 7: So if Lunchbrox is gonna jump on this, does he
Speaker 7: have to start over from the beginning?
Speaker 6: Well, it just sounds like he used to watch a
Speaker 6: lot of shows that he doesn't now.
Speaker 2: Right, It's part of is I don't watch as many
Speaker 2: shows because I don't have time. You know, I've got
Speaker 2: a little bit of this, a little bit of that
Speaker 2: going on, and.
Speaker 6: So if you do have a little bit of this,
Speaker 6: little bit of that, though, Man, I do I.
Speaker 2: Have a little bit of this, a little bit of that,
Speaker 2: Like I mean, that's the hard part. Like sometimes I
Speaker 2: don't sit down to watch TV until eight thirty at night,
Speaker 2: and it's like, man, where'd the day go?
Speaker 5: How long do you nap every day?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: A couple hours there that that's this?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, what's the that?
Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: Getting them in bed? And like trying to you know,
Speaker 2: like I wish they'd go to bed at like seven
Speaker 2: so I could have my TV time. But when it's
Speaker 2: eight thirty, it's like, man, I got like one episode
Speaker 2: and I gotta go to bed.
Speaker 6: What if he didn't sleep in the day for two hours?
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm going to bed at eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it Catch twenty two? Man?
Speaker 5: Amen? Brother? Ay, it was a little it was.
Speaker 2: A little rough for me. I kept asking me, he ay, man,
Speaker 2: who is that?
Speaker 5: Who is that?
Speaker 2: And they had to tell me it's Love Island people,
Speaker 2: and they apparently they didn't even make it all the
Speaker 2: way in the season. They got cut halfway. But they're
Speaker 2: the popular ones. I guess, Morgan, Do you watch Love Island?
Speaker 3: No, but I have a lot of friends that are
Speaker 3: into it. I'm not much of a reality TV person.
Speaker 5: You watch Golden Bachelor?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 5: I do not.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched Bachelor honestly since I was in the
Speaker 3: sorority house when all the girls were watching it.
Speaker 5: You lived in a sorority house, Yeah, in the actual house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was fifty girls living together.
Speaker 5: She was at Delta Delta Delta.
Speaker 6: I know all of like her sorority store. I didn't
Speaker 6: know she lived in the house.
Speaker 3: Though my sophomore year. My freshman year, I lived in
Speaker 3: the co ed dorms. Sophomore year, I lived in the
Speaker 3: sorority house.
Speaker 5: Did you like it?
Speaker 4: I loved it?
Speaker 5: What we got.
Speaker 3: We had a houseboys who would clean up the kitchen
Speaker 3: for us. We had a chef that would cook for us,
Speaker 3: like we had food all the time.
Speaker 5: Why'd you make It's amazing.
Speaker 4: You mostly lived there just your sophomore is it. Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Could if you wanted to be present or hold one
Speaker 3: of the chairs. I just didn't really care to do that.
Speaker 3: I was a co chair my sophomore year, and then
Speaker 3: I after that I was like, okay, I want to
Speaker 3: live in a house.
Speaker 5: Day. You learn something new every day about Morgan.
Speaker 2: All right, it's the.
Speaker 1: Best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: There was a parenting debate on the show this week.
Speaker 3: We talked about hot saucing, soaping, and spanking, which context
Speaker 3: clues here. If you don't know, you know hot saucing,
Speaker 3: you put it on the tongue soaping, put it in
Speaker 3: the mouse spanking. I think that one is obvious and
Speaker 3: basically the show ranked them of which one is better
Speaker 3: and worse, and just talked about parenting in general.
Speaker 5: Number six, it's hot saucing child abuse.
Speaker 4: I guess I don't know eactly what hot saucing is.
Speaker 6: Okay, hot saucing is used to punish kids. It's being
Speaker 6: debated right now, and it's dropping a couple drops of
Speaker 6: hot sauce on a child's tongue as punishment. Opponents argue
Speaker 6: it's a quick, memorable consequence that stops misbehavior without resorting
Speaker 6: to other physical punishments.
Speaker 5: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Uh, this is a physical punishment. It's pain in the mouth,
Speaker 4: it's physical. So what No, I don't like this. I
Speaker 4: would not do it. No, I think it's cruel.
Speaker 7: Okay, Eddie, thinking about this for a second, because I mean,
Speaker 7: we do all kinds of things, like I do push ups,
Speaker 7: Like that's kind of physical punishment. You know, my kids
Speaker 7: act up, they do push ups.
Speaker 5: Yep. I'm kind of going with this may be okay.
Speaker 6: Do you ever do a little Poppin' do a little
Speaker 6: popping sometimes? What's worse a poppin or a little dobble
Speaker 6: of hot sauce?
Speaker 4: Do you think this could cause stomach issues? It's a
Speaker 4: couple of draw Okay, on a.
Speaker 5: Tiny child, it's not put them in the tub of
Speaker 5: it and hold them holding them under.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but Bobby, you have one dabble of milk and
Speaker 4: you've got stomach issues.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's because I have an allergy. I think
Speaker 6: if you know your kid has an allergy and you
Speaker 6: make a beat wheat, I think that is.
Speaker 4: Child Okay, Well, that's true. And also everybody's palate is different,
Speaker 4: and their pain tolerance with heat varies, and how are
Speaker 4: you supposed to know if they're a kid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're doing a lot of nuance here.
Speaker 6: Just generally speaking, do we think hot saucing is child abuse?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with no. I think if.
Speaker 6: In your family dynamic, there are physical punishments that are
Speaker 6: already established, I think this falls in line with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have a hard time calling it child abuse, but
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 5: Okay, what about spankings.
Speaker 4: I think that can vary child to child.
Speaker 6: This is varying child a child because I feel like
Speaker 6: this is the same I feel like it's the same thing,
Speaker 6: Like it's something physical. It doesn't feel good, It's not
Speaker 6: going to unless it's done in a way that exceeds
Speaker 6: what it's supposed to be done. It's not going to
Speaker 6: like hurt the kid long term a couple drops.
Speaker 7: The problem is, I think that the kid will probably
Speaker 7: look at it as like a little like that is
Speaker 7: gonna be a fun little game, like give me the
Speaker 7: drop on the tongue.
Speaker 2: I don't know, no, no, if that's that.
Speaker 4: Maybe I have an aversion to it because I had
Speaker 4: to take the hottest shot in the world and I
Speaker 4: almost die.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 4: Maybe so, And no, I feel like that was pretty painful.
Speaker 6: To be fair, you didn't almost die. You just thought
Speaker 6: you were dying for a second.
Speaker 5: That was scared. Yeah, there was no real proof, it
Speaker 5: was no real almost death.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, there was a little hyperbole there.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: But but I mean we all thought for a second
Speaker 4: I was going to the hospital at least.
Speaker 5: What if the kid just hated mustard and you did
Speaker 5: a mustard that's true.
Speaker 1: What if you just did something they hated?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, Olives.
Speaker 6: I don't feel like this is much different than spanking.
Speaker 6: Like you could be against spanking and then you're probably
Speaker 6: against this. But I think it would be weird if
Speaker 6: you're like, yeah, we make our kids but that's hot
Speaker 6: sauce and is over the line if it's like one
Speaker 6: or two drops.
Speaker 5: I just had never heard of hot sauce.
Speaker 4: What would you would you do soap in the mouth.
Speaker 5: I've had that done to me, done that before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, same, I had that, and that feels like it's
Speaker 6: again the same type of punishment.
Speaker 5: Do we change your mind at all?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just can't. I could imagine maybe,
Speaker 4: just even though I had soap in my mouth as
Speaker 4: a kid, and I get it, like doing a popping
Speaker 4: or spanking just seems very different than like putting soap
Speaker 4: in their mouth.
Speaker 6: So rank them in your this is just your opinion,
Speaker 6: which is worse of the three A spanking, a soaping,
Speaker 6: or hot saucing. Put them in order worst to least.
Speaker 4: Okay, soap is worst? Yeah, okay, hot sauce because first,
Speaker 4: I mean some kids, it could be yummy wow, And
Speaker 4: then popping.
Speaker 5: That's the easiest.
Speaker 4: It's probably because I grew up I'm conditioned to think that,
Speaker 4: you know. Even though once we got adopted kids, we
Speaker 4: realized we thought we would be spankers as parents, and
Speaker 4: we realized quickly, like that's just not going to be
Speaker 4: best for our kids, and so I'm not. I used
Speaker 4: to think across the board. I was a blanket spanker,
Speaker 4: and now I'm not.
Speaker 6: I would think worse just again, just my opinion would
Speaker 6: be spankings worst.
Speaker 4: Okay, but how hard are y'all spanking?
Speaker 6: But how many drops of hot sauce are you doing?
Speaker 6: I mean it's the same thing sometimes even just one drop.
Speaker 4: But soap is.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6: I didn't criticize your ranking. I'm gonna go spanking worse.
Speaker 6: Second worst is soap. The easiest is hot sauce.
Speaker 7: M Eddie, I'm with you, man, I think spanking's the worst.
Speaker 7: I think soap is pretty bad. Hot sauce kind of sounds.
Speaker 5: Fun in your Mexican, your Mexican.
Speaker 3: That's like candy hot sauce, like hot sauce.
Speaker 5: Yea.
Speaker 6: I don't think we're going to get like ghost peppers
Speaker 6: from that.
Speaker 2: We're not getting the hottest hot sauce in the world,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it's mild, I get it.
Speaker 5: No, we're not. It's not gonna be mild. Though. If
Speaker 5: we're gonna use it, we're gonna make sure.
Speaker 6: We're not gonna get extra mild sauce. And drop a
Speaker 6: little on the tongue. So I think it fits in
Speaker 6: the category of those. Yeah, yeah, I just wonder how
Speaker 6: you felt about it.
Speaker 4: I guess I feel like I'm all over the place.
Speaker 6: Shall we do that to us and see if we
Speaker 6: think it's hot? I got the show next week, like,
Speaker 6: find some hot sauce and do a dobble or two
Speaker 6: on your tongue, and I would think that the punishment
Speaker 6: goes like this, put your tongue out, don't swallow, just
Speaker 6: let it thirty seconds.
Speaker 5: Okay, don't you think because if you go there's no
Speaker 5: punishment there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because the heat goes down the throat.
Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it just transfers to a different part of
Speaker 4: the body.
Speaker 6: Why don't we find some hot sauce. We'll order some
Speaker 6: hot sauce, and then we'll spind the wheel and we'll
Speaker 6: see for ourselves how the punishment feels.
Speaker 5: And then we're gonna do spanking.
Speaker 4: Good idea.
Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number.
Speaker 3: Two lunchboxes back on track for prices right. He finally
Speaker 3: got things figured out last week on Best Bits. You
Speaker 3: might have heard that he had quite the mix up
Speaker 3: with his tickets and the dates. Well, now he's paying
Speaker 3: extra close attention and he's ready to go.
Speaker 6: Number five, Let's get an update from Lunchbox about prices, right, because,
Speaker 6: as he told us last week, he bought tickets he
Speaker 6: was ready to go.
Speaker 5: Turns out he bought them for the wrong month.
Speaker 6: So that means somebody that was waiting for tickets in
Speaker 6: the standby got tickets this last week because Lunchbox bought
Speaker 6: them and then he couldn't go.
Speaker 5: So you made someone's dream come true accidentally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's what I do, is I'm out
Speaker 2: here making dreams come true. They showed up in La
Speaker 2: without tickets, just with the hope and prayer getting on
Speaker 2: and what do you know, September seventeenth, the wrong day
Speaker 2: of the week, the wrong day of the month that
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be there, so they got in
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 5: Come on, now, you're so thoughtful man. So the Lunchbox
Speaker 5: bought tickets for the wrong day. I guess got them.
Speaker 5: You don't buy them, No, you don't buy him.
Speaker 2: You just sign up online, dude, and you just boom.
Speaker 2: And I was I was just excited. I was scrolling down.
Speaker 2: I saw the seventeenth, and I boom, I hit it.
Speaker 5: So now what's happened? Have you got tickets for the
Speaker 5: real date?
Speaker 2: Well, guys, I got an update, said, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make the price and right prices. Right, be
Speaker 2: sick of me. They are going to be so tired
Speaker 2: of my face. They're going to be forced to call
Speaker 2: my name to come on down. They put out tickets
Speaker 2: for October and I got tickets for October fifteenth. I
Speaker 2: got tickets for October sixteenth. I got tickets for October seventeenth.
Speaker 2: We're going back to back to back, Jack.
Speaker 5: I feel like you're about to have a stroke, yeah,
Speaker 5: like or a heart attack or something.
Speaker 2: No, I'm bringing the energy. This is the energy I'm
Speaker 2: gonna bring to the prices, right, this is how I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be when I get there.
Speaker 5: And did he get all those dates approved? I don't know.
Speaker 5: I s he okay to have off work all those days?
Speaker 5: Oh you stepped out? Oh yeah? Oh hold on, let's
Speaker 5: talk with Scuba. What's that Scuba?
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's fine. If he goes man, it's good
Speaker 2: for the show.
Speaker 5: Dang.
Speaker 2: I mean we can connect him with the studio in
Speaker 2: La he can go there. Then the price is right.
Speaker 2: This is national exposure.
Speaker 7: Scuba sounds six Yeah, Scooba, I kind of we're told
Speaker 7: or something bys infection.
Speaker 2: So we was doing nights, you know. I'm doing that
Speaker 2: my afternoon show on the rock. My voice is just
Speaker 2: a little it goes, comes and goes.
Speaker 6: Okay, I need to talk to the real Scuba to
Speaker 6: see if he has granted permission for Muchbox to be.
Speaker 5: Gone all those days. Three days. That's it's a pretty
Speaker 5: bad precedent.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad of a precedent.
Speaker 5: What's that, Scuba.
Speaker 2: Well, I just think that, you know, it's smart that
Speaker 2: if he's going to be out there, he might as well.
Speaker 2: If he doesn't get on the fifteenth, he should try
Speaker 2: the sixteenth. If he doesn't get on then the seventeenth.
Speaker 2: It'd be kind of a waste if we just send
Speaker 2: him for one day, wouldn't it. I agree with you, Scuba,
Speaker 2: great call.
Speaker 5: Oh no, Scoo.
Speaker 2: That is so smart, dude, Like I'm flying all over
Speaker 2: to LA why would I just leave after one day?
Speaker 2: You're right, Scooba, I agree, thank you?
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I'll have talk. But that's good that you
Speaker 6: have real tickets. Now, I don't know how they don't
Speaker 6: let him on. I don't know how they don't let
Speaker 6: him on.
Speaker 4: So if he gets on on the fifteenth, does he
Speaker 4: come home after that?
Speaker 5: Let's that scuba?
Speaker 2: No, I mean there's other like let's make a deal
Speaker 2: is out there, and there's other ones that have daily.
Speaker 6: Getting back to your own voice, you can't there's and
Speaker 6: we we would probably send them to those.
Speaker 5: No, you sound like you again.
Speaker 2: That's a good idea, man.
Speaker 5: No, it's just you're talking with you right now.
Speaker 6: No, okay, So possibly Lunchbox could be on prices right
Speaker 6: the fifteenth to sixteenth to the seventeenth. I did need
Speaker 6: to see if we can give you three days off
Speaker 6: for that though, because this is all him. This is
Speaker 6: all like a him fun trip. This is not a
Speaker 6: work trip.
Speaker 5: I what do you mean?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is me doing if you.
Speaker 6: Could, you know, if you could guarantee you were going
Speaker 6: to get on the show, otherwise you're just like going
Speaker 6: to have fun.
Speaker 5: Would you not agree with that?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's fun standing in line for hours?
Speaker 5: Yes, you do.
Speaker 6: You know you're looking forward to standing in line for
Speaker 6: hours trying to impress the producers.
Speaker 2: You're exactly right, I'm thinking about Man, I got to
Speaker 2: put on a show on in line, I gotta be
Speaker 2: there is.
Speaker 5: That the street?
Speaker 7: Does that mean three days of him in the in
Speaker 7: the studio audience too?
Speaker 5: Does he get in automatically? Yes, there's no way he
Speaker 5: doesn't get on the show.
Speaker 6: Like I would bet money, he's going to get on
Speaker 6: because somehow this is going to get back to the produce.
Speaker 6: There's any way of us talking about it doing a
Speaker 6: bit for like a month. We have a pretty large platform. Also,
Speaker 6: he's got a lot of energy. I don't know how
Speaker 6: he doesn't get on. That doesn't mean he gets on
Speaker 6: to play a game. It just means he gets to
Speaker 6: be in the panel. That gets to be one dollar
Speaker 6: Drew that type of person. Yeah, okay, I'll talk to
Speaker 6: Scuba when he for real gets back. I forgot he's
Speaker 6: not in today, but the ghost of Scuba apparently is.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He is good to go. Man, I am good.
Speaker 2: I wrote it down on the calendar.
Speaker 5: Do you think he should have extra days off too?
Speaker 2: Ah, that wouldn't be bad. It would be good for
Speaker 2: his mental well being. You know the stress of you know,
Speaker 2: learning the bids. He's gonna have to watch a lot
Speaker 2: of prices right between now and then, can I say.
Speaker 5: This Lunchbox kind of talks like foghorn leg horn. He'll
Speaker 5: foghorn leg horn and be like I was gonna eat.
Speaker 6: Me a cook it a cook it, cook it cracker,
Speaker 6: and Lunchbox is like for his mental.
Speaker 5: Well, well be okay, Well I'm glad you have to
Speaker 5: gets a good job.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Bobby did something for the first time ever.
Speaker 3: He never thought he would do this after all of
Speaker 3: his years of serving. He's like, no way, I'll never
Speaker 3: be that person. Well he had to be after he
Speaker 3: got some really rough service.
Speaker 6: Number four, he used a food delivery service and I
Speaker 6: order this is what I ordered exactly. I ordered a smoothie,
Speaker 6: I ordered some random bone broth, I ordered a juice,
Speaker 6: and these three things come to my house in a bag,
Speaker 6: all dumped over in the bag right now, dumped over
Speaker 6: in the bag. I don't feel like as the restaurants
Speaker 6: faulled because I don't think they dumped it over in
Speaker 6: the bag. And if they did dump it over in
Speaker 6: the bag, don't you think the person because it was
Speaker 6: all wet, don't you think the driver would have been
Speaker 6: like oh, this is dumped over. So the driver dumped
Speaker 6: the food over even accidentally, and then left it at
Speaker 6: the door dumped over or the again. There was a
Speaker 6: ring around the bottom of the bag, and as soon
Speaker 6: as I saw it, I thought, great, a my and
Speaker 6: this moothe was three fourths of the way dumped over
Speaker 6: bone it.
Speaker 4: Oh what would you have done? Oh, I'm going to
Speaker 4: take a picture, and I loaded it into the app
Speaker 4: and I get a refund an option.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I didn't do that.
Speaker 4: I do that if they credit they credit you back
Speaker 4: right away. They'll ask you do you want a refund
Speaker 4: on your original form of payment or do you want
Speaker 4: a credit to the delivery app? And normally the I
Speaker 4: mean they want you to choose credit to delivery app
Speaker 4: because then that keeps you using it. But yeah, you should,
Speaker 4: that's what I would do immediately.
Speaker 6: Well, I still drank the fourth of this moothe, so
Speaker 6: I think I would have felt guilty about getting a refund.
Speaker 4: I think I was, yeah, yeah, you still keep it.
Speaker 4: You take a picture.
Speaker 5: No, I know, but I drank a fourth of this movie.
Speaker 4: Before you drink it, and then I think, yeah, you
Speaker 4: don't want to waste it. But you still weren't delivered
Speaker 4: the quality of product that you were promised.
Speaker 6: Well, I did something I don't normally do, almost never do.
Speaker 6: I went on the app and they're like, rate your driver.
Speaker 6: I gave them one star.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't do that. You don't need that?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, take it up with the business.
Speaker 5: But you think the driver is gonna come back and
Speaker 5: kill you well or something.
Speaker 4: They know exactly where you live.
Speaker 5: I don't think they keep a notebook. Ye, memory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys like to act like they don't know
Speaker 4: where they went last. Yes they do, yes they do.
Speaker 6: But also they know they dumped it over. And I
Speaker 6: think other people that are getting that driver, maybe they
Speaker 6: shouldn't get that driver. If they're bad and they get
Speaker 6: enough ratings, maybe they they're not allowed to drive anymore.
Speaker 5: Like take care of people.
Speaker 4: Fall ill to delivery app? Work that out. That's between
Speaker 4: them and Jordas or whatever.
Speaker 6: That is not how do they know if you don't tell,
Speaker 6: they know I'm not low rader. I gave them one star,
Speaker 6: and then I had a tip on there. I remember
Speaker 6: the tip exactly. It was eleven dollars. I changed it
Speaker 6: to one dollar. I gave them one star and one dollar.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 4: So did they ever know they had eleven?
Speaker 5: Probably not, because I don't know when it goes in,
Speaker 5: because they dropped it at the door, and like three
Speaker 5: or four minutes later I went and got it.
Speaker 6: If they got tipped the eleven in that three or
Speaker 6: four minutes, like as soon as they drop it off
Speaker 6: it goes to eleven dollars, well then they got a minus.
Speaker 4: I mean, what in the role are you doing with
Speaker 4: that bag to where it gets that mess? They literally
Speaker 4: like at the.
Speaker 5: Door, at the door, Yeah, like nineteen sixties paper man,
Speaker 5: I gotta go, boom, there's your food. It was unbelievable
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 6: And I understand that people are going through crabs sometimes
Speaker 6: and so service is gonna be worse, and I don't
Speaker 6: penalize people for that, but.
Speaker 4: This was careless.
Speaker 6: This was so care Yeah, it was so reckless that
Speaker 6: I gave them one star and one dollar.
Speaker 5: If you were the driver. I just thought about this.
Speaker 7: If you were the driver and it was in your
Speaker 7: car and it tipped over and you saw that the oh,
Speaker 7: the bag's kind of wet. But I'm already here. I
Speaker 7: could just leave it at the door.
Speaker 6: I know what I would do, and I would do
Speaker 6: something different. I would take it out of the bag,
Speaker 6: because if it tipped over a little bit, something's gonna
Speaker 6: be out. But I'm gonna I take it out of
Speaker 6: the bag, and I'm gonna sit them on the porch
Speaker 6: with that no bag, because it happens all the time.
Speaker 4: But even if it's even smoothy, it would be like
Speaker 4: half the way down.
Speaker 6: Or I would send a note to the person going, hey, uh,
Speaker 6: it dumped over. I'm really sorry, Well, you should ask
Speaker 6: for a refund. That's happened before. They've messed up the
Speaker 6: food and they tell me, hey, you should ask for
Speaker 6: a refund. Something happened here, so that. Or I would
Speaker 6: go and stop at a gas station to pour water
Speaker 6: in it make it fully get up.
Speaker 4: I thought, obviously bad. Do you have a bottle of
Speaker 4: water to spill it up?
Speaker 8: Yep?
Speaker 5: And then and then it's on the restaurant. Yes, it's
Speaker 5: on the restaurant bringing a crappy product. So I did
Speaker 5: one dollar in one star.
Speaker 6: I don't like that that had to do that, but
Speaker 6: I felt like that was the mature thing to do
Speaker 6: to help other people in the future.
Speaker 5: This is good though. You never take tips away never
Speaker 5: because I was the person that needed tips my whole life.
Speaker 5: That's growth.
Speaker 6: But if I did a bad job, I would expect
Speaker 6: less tips. So that's all. And so if I'm murdered tomorrow, guys.
Speaker 5: We know who did it.
Speaker 6: Come forward the person, get into my app and look
Speaker 6: at it and see who it was, because then I
Speaker 6: do I develop a story about them in my head.
Speaker 6: After I do something like that, I'm like, oh, man,
Speaker 6: Charles probably had a bad day again. In a fight
Speaker 6: with his wife. He's like, are you going too much
Speaker 6: doing the delivery drive? And he's like, I'm just trying
Speaker 6: to raise money for our family, our kid. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: he's out, probably got a grandma that's sick. Oh no,
Speaker 6: And here I am tipping him one dollar. So then
Speaker 6: I fight this the whole time, but I feel good
Speaker 6: about it. I'm secure in my one dollar in one star.
Speaker 6: It does not make me a worse person.
Speaker 4: That makes you a vulnerable person.
Speaker 5: And Amy thinks I'm going to die.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, Lunchbox got an unexpected guess. His wife had
Speaker 3: a surprise for him when he got home the other day,
Speaker 3: and he was like, WHOA, I do not get the
Speaker 3: respect I deserve around here. And as you know, Lunchbox
Speaker 3: always talks about how he wears the pants in his relationships,
Speaker 3: So their conversation that you're about to hear may have
Speaker 3: you debating that number three.
Speaker 5: Lunchbox says he gets no respect at his own house.
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 2: I came home from work the other day and my
Speaker 2: wife is sitting on the front porch having a glass
Speaker 2: of wine.
Speaker 5: With her sister. Why is that not respectful towards you?
Speaker 2: I had no idea her sister was coming to town.
Speaker 5: Oh she doesn't live here.
Speaker 2: No, she lives in Austin.
Speaker 5: Was she just stopped and buy for an hour or so?
Speaker 2: No, she was just decided to, I guess, come and
Speaker 2: visit for a couple of days. And my wife didn't
Speaker 2: even mention it.
Speaker 5: Did your wife know she was coming? Was it a surprise?
Speaker 2: I know my wife knew. Apparently, as I later found out,
Speaker 2: I confronted her, and not really confronted like I'm angry,
Speaker 2: kind of like, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Here is audio of Lunchbox confronting his wife.
Speaker 2: I'm very confused. I'm your sister's here?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Am I cool? She booked a last minute fight yesterday
Speaker 4: and decided to be here today.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like, hey, there's this thing I live with
Speaker 2: you. You could have been like, hey, depends up my sister's coming,
Speaker 2: or a text message like hey, my sister decided on
Speaker 2: book flights. But just I come home and you guys
Speaker 2: are drinking wine on the porch.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it was a fun spur of the moment
Speaker 4: in I just.
Speaker 2: Felt like it was a little disrespectful.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, okay, won't again.
Speaker 2: Don't worry out.
Speaker 5: Dang, she laughed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she is saved.
Speaker 5: It's funny.
Speaker 2: She's like, but it's so cool that it was the
Speaker 2: last minutes for the moment and you're right.
Speaker 4: Don't let happen. And she's like, ha ha, okay, buddy.
Speaker 6: We heard rumor was because we went to Vegas for
Speaker 6: our iHeart Festival last weekend. We heard that she didn't
Speaker 6: go because you didn't want to pay your in laws
Speaker 6: to come back.
Speaker 2: That's correct. Yeah, so she was at home, she was
Speaker 2: going to come, she was going to come, but I
Speaker 2: didn't want to pay the in laws, and so she
Speaker 2: had to take care of the kids, and so she
Speaker 2: was there with them all weekend. And maybe that's why
Speaker 2: she thought it was okay for sister to just drop in,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But yeah, wait, clarify, I paid the in laws. But
Speaker 4: do you mean like for their flight, but you're because
Speaker 4: you're certainly not paying them.
Speaker 5: Yes, remember the whole story. You remember were you gone?
Speaker 5: Are you drunk? She might have been sick.
Speaker 4: No, what are those two options?
Speaker 5: Gone or drunk?
Speaker 2: Well, she was gone the whole week we got back
Speaker 2: from vacation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, d he gave gone an option?
Speaker 2: Gone was an option.
Speaker 5: Gone was an option.
Speaker 6: So so you weren't drunk, correct, Okay. So the story
Speaker 6: was when Lunchbox and his wife went on vacation, the
Speaker 6: in laws came in to watch the kids, and when
Speaker 6: they were taking him to the airport, his wife took
Speaker 6: him to the airport, droped him off. She came back
Speaker 6: and told him, hey, we should give him five hundred
Speaker 6: bucks and he's.
Speaker 5: Like, for what?
Speaker 6: And we all agreed that was kind of a weird ask,
Speaker 6: but it was if you don't, they probably won't be
Speaker 6: so available the next time because they didn't pay for
Speaker 6: their flights or anything.
Speaker 5: But that was that's what happened, okay. Yeah, and so
Speaker 5: that is why she didn't go to Vegas.
Speaker 2: Right, and so she was at home and now my
Speaker 2: sister in law's here.
Speaker 5: But did you like that she's here? She like help
Speaker 5: watch the kids.
Speaker 2: I mean she's really nice. I mean she's good with
Speaker 2: the kids. But it just was a little bit of
Speaker 2: a like, oh hello, Like I didn't seem very excited
Speaker 2: to see her because I didn't know she was going
Speaker 2: to be there.
Speaker 5: Better than the last time you caught your wife drinking
Speaker 5: wine on the porch some random dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was wine and cheese and crackers.
Speaker 5: Uhuh with some random guy.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well he's probably they.
Speaker 6: Probably drinking wine somewhere else if you came home. It's
Speaker 6: kind of awkward.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: So how's this going to end?
Speaker 2: Well, she'll be here for a couple of days and
Speaker 2: then she'll fly out and hopefully we won't see her
Speaker 2: for a little bit, not like in a bad way.
Speaker 5: You think your wife's going to ever do this again?
Speaker 2: Probably not.
Speaker 5: She'll just text me, would you do this if you
Speaker 5: had a friend coming in?
Speaker 4: Good question?
Speaker 2: You know that's what I should do.
Speaker 6: I should just have someone dropping the question. It's not
Speaker 6: retalid retaliation.
Speaker 5: You should do.
Speaker 2: No, I don't really have friends that can just fly
Speaker 2: in on a whim. Everybody I know they've got a
Speaker 2: plan way in advance.
Speaker 5: But you think now, she will check with you because.
Speaker 6: Disrespect and you run the house right, and there's a
Speaker 6: pair of pants and you wear them right. I didn't
Speaker 6: hear that in the club at all, but we'll respect it.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 4: She did it all for the bit.
Speaker 3: Amy let her license expire after talking on the show,
Speaker 3: and the guys were encouraging her to let her license
Speaker 3: completely expire so maybe she'd have to do a driver's test,
Speaker 3: and well she did it, and the guys admitted they
Speaker 3: were joking, but she listened anyway. So now she's in
Speaker 3: kind of a pickle and we'll see what happens as
Speaker 3: she either has to take the driver's ed course or not,
Speaker 3: or hopefully just get her license renewed.
Speaker 6: Number two, if you missed it, Amy let her license expire,
Speaker 6: she has to go retake the driver's test to get
Speaker 6: her license back.
Speaker 5: She's currently driving illegally. I'm surprised you said that.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, but the whole that's known from this
Speaker 4: whole segment.
Speaker 5: I know to verbalize it. Yeah, I'm glad. It's funny.
Speaker 5: But you could have been like Iuber and we knew
Speaker 5: you didn't hear you.
Speaker 4: You imagine you bring everywhere?
Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. A triangular red and white sign means.
Speaker 4: What a try? Oh m, A triangular red and white.
Speaker 5: I have all the questions. I don't have the answers, like.
Speaker 4: A triangular warning hazard.
Speaker 5: A triangular red and white sign.
Speaker 4: A triangle red and white?
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know the answer?
Speaker 6: Red and white? I would think that's do not enter. No,
Speaker 6: it's not.
Speaker 5: What is it like?
Speaker 8: It is?
Speaker 2: Yield?
Speaker 5: It's just upside down.
Speaker 6: Oh, they're gonna take my license too. I'm gonna don't
Speaker 6: someone to show up and take my license.
Speaker 5: Triangular red and white, upside down triangle. I can't picture
Speaker 5: it in my head.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just turn the triangle upside down and says
Speaker 7: yield on it.
Speaker 5: A flashing red traffic light means.
Speaker 4: What stop like a stop sign and then turn?
Speaker 6: Yeah, stop completely right and then proceed. Yes, I would
Speaker 6: think that's what that one is.
Speaker 4: Then go straight.
Speaker 5: Yeah. What does a solid yellow line on your side
Speaker 5: of the road mean?
Speaker 4: That means solid? Is it yellow? Or white. Solid yellow
Speaker 4: means I gotta stay in my lane. I can't cross
Speaker 4: like in life has to be dotted.
Speaker 5: Stay in your lane.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, stay on my side of the street.
Speaker 5: What does a solid yellow line on your side of
Speaker 5: the road mean?
Speaker 4: Don't cross?
Speaker 5: What is your answer?
Speaker 4: Don't cross? Stay on your side of the lane.
Speaker 5: I would think it means no passing, Like don't pass? Yeah,
Speaker 5: no passing.
Speaker 4: That's the same thing. If you pass, you're leaving your
Speaker 4: side of the street and you're crossing.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, fair enough? Next yeah, next up.
Speaker 6: What's the legal blood alcohol concentration limit for most adult
Speaker 6: drivers in the US?
Speaker 4: I do not know, but uh, I hear point eight
Speaker 4: a lot or point eight or that'd be deadly eight
Speaker 4: or eight point eight.
Speaker 5: There you go, probably the answer, I believe.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's what I would guess.
Speaker 6: When approaching a school bus with flashing red lights, what
Speaker 6: do you do?
Speaker 4: Stop and immediately until it goes away.
Speaker 6: I'll mess with that, stop and remain stopped until the
Speaker 6: lights on the bus stop flashing.
Speaker 4: Nailed it?
Speaker 5: Okay, that's that one.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: If you miss your exit on the highway, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: give you some options here. You should stop and back
Speaker 6: up carefully, keep going.
Speaker 4: It could be that never happened.
Speaker 6: Make a U turn in the median, go to the
Speaker 6: next exit and turn around, or pull on to the
Speaker 6: shoulder and reverse there.
Speaker 4: Go to the next exit and turn around.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, how about this one.
Speaker 6: When parallel parking, your vehicle's wheels should be within how
Speaker 6: many inches the curb?
Speaker 5: What like that's tough as.
Speaker 4: Loose as possible without damaging the rooms?
Speaker 6: Or just like it aittybody scratch? When do you feel
Speaker 6: it aity bitty scratch? You know you're just close enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never I didn't know there was a measurement.
Speaker 5: But let me give you some options.
Speaker 4: Sure, I take options.
Speaker 6: When parallel parking, your vehicles will should be within how
Speaker 6: many inches of the curb? A six inches, B twelve inches,
Speaker 6: C eighteen inches or D twenty four inches six inches.
Speaker 5: It's B twelve inches a foot.
Speaker 4: But it could be twelve Well you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean? You know what, if you're six,
Speaker 5: you get bonus.
Speaker 4: If you're six, you were skilled, and I am a
Speaker 4: talented parallel parker.
Speaker 6: I'll give you one more. If you're involved in a
Speaker 6: minor collision with a parked car. This is pretty specifically
Speaker 6: and you cannot find the owner.
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 4: You leave a no? Or wait?
Speaker 5: Can I give you the options? Yes? Please A drive
Speaker 5: away if the damage is small he.
Speaker 6: Uh, wait for the owner to return, call your insurance
Speaker 6: only and let them know, or leave a note with
Speaker 6: your contact information.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say sometimes people won't have the time to
Speaker 4: wait for the owner to return, so leave a note
Speaker 4: with your information.
Speaker 5: That's correct. Okay, you one more?
Speaker 4: Yes? Feel pretty good?
Speaker 5: The two second rule.
Speaker 6: The two second rule is used for a timing yellow lights, B,
Speaker 6: parking on a hill, see avoiding tailgating tickets or D
Speaker 6: keeping enough following distance.
Speaker 4: Well, following distance and tailgating same thing, right. I'm confused
Speaker 4: by that.
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 4: Do they hand out tailgating tickets?
Speaker 5: I don't know. You can get a til getting ticket?
Speaker 4: I don't know, so it must be D. It helps
Speaker 4: you know when you're falling too close.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I'll give you one more because this is a
Speaker 5: good one. Okay.
Speaker 6: When driving in heavy rain in your car begins to hydroplane,
Speaker 6: do you A accelerate slightly, B, take your foot off
Speaker 6: the gas and steer straight. C turn sharply to regain
Speaker 6: control or D break hard immediately.
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't break hard, immediately. Eliminate that one. Okay,
Speaker 4: don't accelerate. That was the first one, right, that'd.
Speaker 5: Be bad, right, I'm asking you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then so the middle to.
Speaker 6: So you have turn sharply to regain control, or take
Speaker 6: your foot off the gas and steer straight.
Speaker 4: Take your foot off the gas.
Speaker 5: Yes, your you should pass the test. It's a good job.
Speaker 5: Just eliminate the idiot ones. Yeah, you're good, you know,
Speaker 5: give her a license. Bring every one in. We'll write
Speaker 5: your one out and if they stop you just show
Speaker 5: them this.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, very exciting news coming in our number one spot.
Speaker 3: Bobby and his wife are expecting their first child. It's
Speaker 3: huge news all over our social media and his. So
Speaker 3: if you missed it, I promise I'm not lying to you.
Speaker 4: This is not a joke.
Speaker 3: This is real and it's very exciting. And this is
Speaker 3: Bobby talking about the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Number one, I'm happy for you have.
Speaker 2: I literally just let the voicemail that it makes me
Speaker 2: so happy whenever people I love want to have a
Speaker 2: baby and then they get pregnant and out you.
Speaker 4: Congratulations. I don't even want to leave my name because
Speaker 4: I sound crazy, but it's Hailey from Missouri.
Speaker 5: That's funny. Thank you, great call.
Speaker 6: Yes, so we finally got to announce yesterday that my
Speaker 6: wife is having a baby. I'm not going to be
Speaker 6: mister we're pregnant guy. We're going to have a baby.
Speaker 6: It's going to be our baby. But she's the one
Speaker 6: that pregnant with it because she's the one that's been sick.
Speaker 5: That's good. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So, yeah, we're having a baby and it's crazy, and
Speaker 6: it's been the secret that's been the hardest to keep
Speaker 6: because it's been a long secret and it's different than
Speaker 6: a normal secret. Like I got secrets so deep in
Speaker 6: me that I'm never going to share from people. But
Speaker 6: this is a weird one because you know you're going
Speaker 6: to share it at some point. It's like when you
Speaker 6: got to use the bathroom really bad, and the closer
Speaker 6: you get to the house, the more it starts hitting.
Speaker 5: Yet. Yeah, it's like, as we were getting closer to.
Speaker 6: Being able to tell them, oh, I got to tell somebody, so, yeah,
Speaker 6: we're having a baby, and she's having the baby, but
Speaker 6: we're going to have a baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 4: I think it's so heavy you to say we're having
Speaker 4: a baby.
Speaker 6: I know, I just have seen her go through it.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and I feel guilt with going because I
Speaker 6: ain't doing crap.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think as long as you don't say we're pregnant.
Speaker 5: Because I can say we're having a baby, yes, because.
Speaker 4: It's that helps, you know, not that anybody would think
Speaker 4: you're not the dad, but you're you are having a baby.
Speaker 6: When you say, if you say we're pregnant, well, Amy
Speaker 6: got me a book that was like, we're pregnant.
Speaker 5: Did you know that's what the book was called.
Speaker 4: Oh well that was more so for you to know
Speaker 4: the stages of the pregnancy.
Speaker 5: I've learned so much about pregnancy and stages. I bet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's been wild.
Speaker 4: So yeah, sorry, I should have crossed that out and
Speaker 4: been like, Caitlin's pregnant and here's what you need to learn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 6: It'd be our first kid and we're very excited about it.
Speaker 6: But it has been a bit because she's been very sick.
Speaker 5: Like here's the thing.
Speaker 6: They might call it morning sickness, but they forgot to
Speaker 6: say sometimes you're sick for twenty four hours a day
Speaker 6: for two months total and you can't get out of bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I've often wondered why it's called morning sickness, Like
Speaker 4: are you mourning your life? Yeah? Like are you just
Speaker 4: like mourning getting pregnant because it's so painful.
Speaker 5: It's a good point.
Speaker 6: We had so many great messages and you guys can
Speaker 6: call us as well if you want. Eight seven, seven
Speaker 6: seventy seven.
Speaker 8: Bobby, congratulations to you and your wife. That's so awesome
Speaker 8: to hear. I've been a father for about three years now.
Speaker 8: It's quite the journey. It's amazing. Genuinely, I want to
Speaker 8: say congratulations, see you in the missus, and good luck
Speaker 8: with a Bobby. It's the best thing you're ever going
Speaker 8: to do with your wife.
Speaker 5: Take care, Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: We posted on Instagram yesterday about three o'clock. We really
Speaker 6: didn't have a time or a set plan, and my
Speaker 6: wife came down and was doing an interview with Clint Black.
Speaker 6: She came down and hung out a little bit and
Speaker 6: she was like, let's just go in and post it.
Speaker 6: I think for her it was good just to get
Speaker 6: it out there. Yeah, because you know we're in it now.
Speaker 6: I'm not going to say exactly where we are on
Speaker 6: the stage and not gonna reveal the gender or anything,
Speaker 6: so make it easier for me and don't ask. But
Speaker 6: I think she was just ready for it to be said.
Speaker 6: She was getting a lot of weird DM so was.
Speaker 6: I was like, your wife hasn't been on your social media?
Speaker 6: You guys getting divorced?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, and like that.
Speaker 6: However that started and no, she just we went on
Speaker 6: vacation and we took her family on vacation, her mom
Speaker 6: and her dad and her sister and her brother in law.
Speaker 6: And she wasn't any of the pictures and so people
Speaker 6: were like, you didn't have your life and into your pictures?
Speaker 5: Are you guys going through a divorce?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, do you think if I were going
Speaker 6: through a divorce we would take our family on vacation? Yeah,
Speaker 6: so yeah, we're gonna do it. Well, I mean, we
Speaker 6: did it, but now we're gonna do it. We're gonna
Speaker 6: have a baby. I had a few other ideas for
Speaker 6: that caption on the pictures that we posted yesterday, and
Speaker 6: we ended up just putting like a baby emoji and
Speaker 6: a heart, and my wife and I we collabed, but
Speaker 6: I had some ideas. Number one was we both were
Speaker 6: gonna hold our shirts up and be like, one of
Speaker 6: us has got a baby in us.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: Number two was gonna be like, she let me do
Speaker 5: this to her.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you don't need that. That's weird.
Speaker 5: Nope, funny.
Speaker 4: I don't like that one. What's next for those of
Speaker 4: the two?
Speaker 6: Well, I had a few more, but if you don't
Speaker 6: like that one. And she was like, we can do
Speaker 6: whatever you want, but I'd prefer not to make it,
Speaker 6: you know, a comedy act. And so we settled on
Speaker 6: the baby head and the heart.
Speaker 4: I'm sure when I texted you about it, because Caitlyn
Speaker 4: had told me, and then I texted you like, oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, congratulations. And then you were like, what like
Speaker 4: you reply back your little comedy sketch. He goes, what
Speaker 4: Kaitlyn's pregnant?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I know. Another comment was she didn't like
Speaker 5: this one. I think it's mine.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 5: That's always a good one, right, that's an old trustee.
Speaker 5: That's an old trustee one there.
Speaker 4: It's always a bit.
Speaker 5: It's a bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it't tell you it ain't a bit. I got
Speaker 6: a lot of great calls and texts and I'm not
Speaker 6: a person. When there's really good or bad news that
Speaker 6: calls anybody, I'll text. But I really admire people who
Speaker 6: call because and I didn't want to really answer them
Speaker 6: because I feel awkward, Like I feel like they don't
Speaker 6: even want to talk, they just feel like they have
Speaker 6: to call. But I got a call from a couple
Speaker 6: people yesterday and they were like, just want to say
Speaker 6: I saw it, and I gasped and I don't know,
Speaker 6: I just called you. And then I feel like they're
Speaker 6: on the phone way too long with me, like they
Speaker 6: don't really want to be on the phone with me.
Speaker 6: So I'm like trying to get off the call the
Speaker 6: whole time. I'm like, thank you, I'll tell her, and
Speaker 6: you know, all right, It's just I'm bad on the phone.
Speaker 5: Got the future baby? Got an offer a scholarship at
Speaker 5: Purdue yesterday? What already already?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 5: Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm friends with coach Odam, the football coach there, and
Speaker 6: he was like, hey, whatever it is, boy or girl
Speaker 6: scholarship offer to Purdue right now, Yeah, call.
Speaker 5: Me and let me know that.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, Caitlin's so athletic. I bet you do.
Speaker 2: But like Jimmy, what are you doing.
Speaker 5: No, she's way more athletic than I am.
Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like you didn't let me finish. Between
Speaker 4: the two of you, your baby is gonna have skills.
Speaker 5: It will come out about it even y.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if it gets my wife's athleticism, it's on m
Speaker 6: hmm because she her whole family, they are gifted the
Speaker 6: superb athletes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's what's up. How you feeling?
Speaker 6: It's been We've been in this for months. At this point,
Speaker 6: it feels good to just finally reveal it.
Speaker 4: I think the way you put it of like when
Speaker 4: you have to go to the bathroom and the closer
Speaker 4: you get, like the worst, you just have to go,
Speaker 4: like you just want to get it out. It's got
Speaker 4: to feel so freeing that.
Speaker 6: The other analogy is running on a treadmill, Like the
Speaker 6: closer you get to that whatever mile mark, you're like,
Speaker 6: I can't do this much, you really start to go
Speaker 6: I don't know if I can do this much longer
Speaker 6: as you get closer to it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it feels. It feels great to say it.
Speaker 6: And you know, my initial pitch was to not even
Speaker 6: announce there was a pregnancy, just to have the baby
Speaker 6: exist whoazy. It would just start showing up in pictures
Speaker 6: and my wife was like, I don't think so I
Speaker 6: have to hide for like nine months, And I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 5: But what a bit huh.
Speaker 4: Then there would be all these things of like who's
Speaker 4: the surrogate or where'd y'all get that baby?
Speaker 6: No, but we would have pictures to post where'd you
Speaker 6: get the baby? That's a funny one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's what I mean. This baby disappears.
Speaker 5: But that's the bit that's awesome, just an appearing baby.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it's awesome. I don't even know. I really
Speaker 5: have no idea.
Speaker 4: Are you scared?
Speaker 5: Not yet? Yeah, she'd been so sick.
Speaker 6: She was so sick for so long that it's mostly
Speaker 6: just like no time to think about anything else except
Speaker 6: try to get her better.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's scared maybe is the right word,
Speaker 4: but just like that's the right word, yeah, nervous, scared. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you'll probably as you get closer, I'm sure there.
Speaker 6: Will be anxiety that comes in. But I think the
Speaker 6: most anxious that I've been was.
Speaker 5: Like pre all of this, I just I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was always scared, and I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think part of me was like, I'm never going
Speaker 6: to have a kid, or I may not have a kid,
Speaker 6: and I'm okay with that because I didn't want to
Speaker 6: have a kid and be poor because I grew up
Speaker 6: as a poor kid with no resources, and so we
Speaker 6: don't have to worry about that. You know, that's a
Speaker 6: selfish thing, and there's gonna be other hard things, But
Speaker 6: to me, that was always the fact, like I don't
Speaker 6: want to have to raise a kid like I grew
Speaker 6: up and so we don't have to. And again, if
Speaker 6: it weren't for her, I don't know that I would
Speaker 6: have ever had a kid. So yeah, I really don't
Speaker 6: talk about IM probably gonna say a lot of things
Speaker 6: wrong because people get offended at everything when talking about
Speaker 6: people being pregnant stuff. There was one comment yesterday we
Speaker 6: did here and I didn't go into the comments purposefully
Speaker 6: and got a lot of them, and this this comment
Speaker 6: was like, and again I'm going to say a lot
Speaker 6: of stuff wrong. So if you're offended by what I say,
Speaker 6: I didn't mean to. But also kick rocks both, right,
Speaker 6: Like I apologize in advance if I say something that's offensive,
Speaker 6: and I don't mean to be offensive. But this person
Speaker 6: wrote glad you had success with IVF from a fellow
Speaker 6: IVF R. And I'm like, we didn't do IVF, And also,
Speaker 6: there's nothing wrong with IVF the a lot of my
Speaker 6: friends I've done it.
Speaker 5: But why would they assume that no idea, no idea,
Speaker 5: that's a weird one. Yeah, you comment back, I didn't
Speaker 5: call it was not the Bobby Bone Show page.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think your response was.
Speaker 6: So, you know, I'm just saying over the next few months,
Speaker 6: I'm going to say stupid things, yeah, because I don't
Speaker 6: know enough about Yeah, but I feel.
Speaker 4: Like, was that an example of just someone else saying
Speaker 4: something stupid? Oh? Yeah, you might, yeah, yeah, I mean whatever,
Speaker 4: it's just someone making an assumption.
Speaker 5: Well, why would you even assume that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Well, you know what about because she's thirty three?
Speaker 6: It's not you know, I don't know if there's is
Speaker 6: there an age thing when people get older? Is it
Speaker 6: more of a because she's not older yet, she's not
Speaker 6: what's a geriatric pregnancy?
Speaker 5: Weird word by the way.
Speaker 4: So weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah you should be like eighty and pregnancy.
Speaker 4: Man, definitely going to that.
Speaker 5: Yeah you should be. Yeah. So, yeah, we didn't do IVF.
Speaker 5: But if we did. Who cares?
Speaker 6: Why would you even write that anyway if we did, Like,
Speaker 6: you don't know that, you're just assuming something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that was the only thing that you know.
Speaker 4: What assuming does?
Speaker 5: M h.
Speaker 6: I've heard, so I'll grab some calls. We'll take a
Speaker 6: little break, come back. It's really nice to be able
Speaker 6: to say it and not hide it anymore so. And
Speaker 6: I've been dropping little easter eggs here and there. If
Speaker 6: you guys have been paying attention.
Speaker 2: So like, what, uh stroller talk?
Speaker 5: Oh d it was all over but stroller talk you knew?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh so maybe I wasn't noticing it. Probably not
Speaker 4: because I'm like, well sometimes we talk about stroll and
Speaker 4: you kept saying over and over, I know nothing about strollers.
Speaker 5: I know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It didn't occur to me. I don't really know if
Speaker 4: that was an easter egg. Now I'm curious, what are.
Speaker 5: You buying the Lamborghini stroller? I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I no, no, please don't.
Speaker 6: That was on the podcast yesterday. If you guys want
Speaker 6: to go hear that.
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