WEBVTT - Best 7 Segments From The Bobby Bones Show This Week 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:03.159 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:05.239 I just the bits. 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:08.000 Happy weekend friends, Excited to catch up with you on 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:11.080 the Bobby Bone Show from this week. First, please check 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:13.520 out part one Part three. This weekend, Abby joins me. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:16.759 Part one we talk about life and what's been going 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:18.520 on with both of us lately. I have a little 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.800 bit of a rant about all the health and stuff 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:22.320 that I've been focused on lately. 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:23.400 And then part three. 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:26.000 Of course, we always answer a listener questions, so check 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.159 those out. But if you just don't want to and 0:00:28.200 --> 0:00:30.480 say stop at Morgan, I want to hear what's happening 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:30.760 on the. 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:32.600 Show, then let's do this. Wow. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:36.440 Lunchbox had a very disappointing backstage encounter at our iHeart 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.960 Festival in Las Vegas. He thinks he knows everything about 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.840 reality TV, but he got a rude awakening that maybe 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.920 he hasn't been paying attention as closely as he thinks. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:50.440 Number seven Lunchbox says he's disappointed in himself. Why is that? So? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.839 I was backstage at the festival, you know, over the 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.800 weekend in Vegas, and there's these two people walking around, 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:59.080 guy and girl, and they're walking the red carpet and 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.120 I'm like, man, I have no idea who these people 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:06.000 are and I usually know. It turns out they're from 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.600 a reality show, and the fact that I don't know 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.600 reality show people is a bad. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:11.959 Look on me. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:15.040 And I was like, what what are they from? And 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:18.639 they're from Love Island, and I guess I am missing 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.600 the boat. I think Love Island might be the new 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:24.600 king on the reality show like platform to make a 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:28.320 light living out of it, to have success afterwards, and 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.400 it's one I don't watch, and I felt like. I 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.280 went back to my hotel room that night and I 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.160 was like, you know what, I think I gotta get 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.080 on the Love Islands rain if I'm gonna be staying 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:37.240 up with reality shows? 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:39.200 Is that anything like? 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.360 Is that your badge of honor that you stay up 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.360 to date on reality shows? 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:45.679 I love reality shows and I do love seeing like 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.800 people I watch on reality shows when I see them backstage. 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.400 And it used to be the Bachelor and Bachelrette people. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.120 And there was a couple of challenged people that have 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:56.080 been at these Ihearted festivals, but they were from Love 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:58.160 Island and I had no idea and I was just 0:01:58.400 --> 0:01:59.760 it was just disappointing. 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:01.880 For me, I just never knew that was something that 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:05.680 you took pride in knowing all the people from reality shows. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.160 Yeah, it is like if I see a reality shows, 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.040 I mean I feel like I'm in tune with what 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.360 the big reality shows are and so I'll know the 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:16.120 people from those reality shows, like the weird random ones 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.519 on like CMT or you know like that. I don't know, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:23.640 I can't watch all of them, but have mainstream Love 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:24.880 Island must be it right now. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.280 Guys Island has been popular though for a while. 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:29.440 Like I think it really hit its stride though in 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.280 the last year American Love Island. 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:32.920 But it hits his thing. 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:36.359 I was trying to like have his back a little bit. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:38.880 I didn't realize it was this thing either, Like what 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.880 shows do you know the most people from? 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:42.200 Because that still go. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.360 That's still good? Well man, it's really changed. I mean, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:50.120 I know I gave up on The Bachelor and Bachelorette, 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:51.880 but we don't even really have those people there anymore. 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:53.880 They're an olden Bachelor. It's coming back. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:55.920 Yeah, no one watches that. 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.720 I don't think that's true. It got renewed. It's it's 0:02:58.720 --> 0:02:59.519 a whole different persons. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:00.959 Some people, well, must be watching lunch. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.240 But they don't bring it back unless it's you know, 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:04.680 getting readings and revenue. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.480 No one our age watches that. That's all old people. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:10.000 No one that's not that's just not accurate. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.400 They wouldn't bring a show that only fifty five plus 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.040 is watching on network television in the evening as a 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.440 Bachelor product. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.040 Oh, I would like to see the If anybody could 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.399 call in and watches The Golden Bachelor that's under fifty five, 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.880 that would be amazing, Like leave a voicemail, because there's 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.359 nothing I've met, nobody I think. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.079 I think you're just losing your touch. Also, you don't 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:30.360 hang out with twenty eight year olds. 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.960 I know twenty eight year olds. I play soccer against. 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.960 Them, and you guys in the middle of the field 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.680 go Hey, what reality showre you watching lately? 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:39.839 Hey you watched The Golden Bachelor. No, I've not asked 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:43.920 them that now I haven't right, if you're the survivor 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:50.640 the Challenge Big Brother, Big Brother, which I mean that's reluctantly. 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.680 My my wife likes it, so I watch it, but 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:57.280 I am not all in on it. Traders that's another 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:58.640 great one. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:00.600 It's on Netflix. That's a good one. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:02.680 Oh oh, it's really good. They go live in a 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.160 castle in Scotland and they. 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.120 Have to be on that show what se like season 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.760 one or two? Maybe I can't. I can't do. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.320 I can't go live in another country to be one 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:15.720 of the thirty people on a reality show. Uh. Yeah, 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.160 it's a good one. I've never watched it, but I 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:18.039 know it does pretty well. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.440 So if Lunchbrox is gonna jump on this, does he 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.040 have to start over from the beginning? 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:23.720 Well, it just sounds like he used to watch a 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.320 lot of shows that he doesn't now. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.159 Right, It's part of is I don't watch as many 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.480 shows because I don't have time. You know, I've got 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:31.640 a little bit of this, a little bit of that 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:32.400 going on, and. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.440 So if you do have a little bit of this, 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.520 little bit of that, though, Man, I do I. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.760 Have a little bit of this, a little bit of that, 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.160 Like I mean, that's the hard part. Like sometimes I 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.600 don't sit down to watch TV until eight thirty at night, 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.080 and it's like, man, where'd the day go? 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.120 How long do you nap every day? 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:47.640 Well? 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:52.640 A couple hours there that that's this? 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:53.839 Oh okay, what's the that? 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:55.240 Kids? 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:55.400 Man? 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.479 Getting them in bed? And like trying to you know, 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.559 like I wish they'd go to bed at like seven 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:01.880 so I could have my TV time. But when it's 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.240 eight thirty, it's like, man, I got like one episode 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:05.080 and I gotta go to bed. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.360 What if he didn't sleep in the day for two hours? 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.400 Well, then I'm going to bed at eight o'clock. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:10.480 Yeah? 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.320 Is it Catch twenty two? Man? 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.320 Amen? Brother? Ay, it was a little it was. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:17.880 A little rough for me. I kept asking me, he ay, man, 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:18.360 who is that? 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:18.960 Who is that? 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.640 And they had to tell me it's Love Island people, 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.080 and they apparently they didn't even make it all the 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.240 way in the season. They got cut halfway. But they're 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:27.760 the popular ones. I guess, Morgan, Do you watch Love Island? 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.520 No, but I have a lot of friends that are 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:32.159 into it. I'm not much of a reality TV person. 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:33.480 You watch Golden Bachelor? 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:34.360 Nope? 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:34.920 I do not. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.120 I haven't watched Bachelor honestly since I was in the 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.159 sorority house when all the girls were watching it. 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.159 You lived in a sorority house, Yeah, in the actual house. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.440 Yeah, there was fifty girls living together. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.960 She was at Delta Delta Delta. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.839 I know all of like her sorority store. I didn't 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:50.960 know she lived in the house. 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.719 Though my sophomore year. My freshman year, I lived in 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.160 the co ed dorms. Sophomore year, I lived in the 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:56.880 sorority house. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:57.800 Did you like it? 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.000 I loved it? 0:05:59.040 --> 0:05:59.680 What we got. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.480 We had a houseboys who would clean up the kitchen 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:04.679 for us. We had a chef that would cook for us, 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:06.359 like we had food all the time. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:08.520 Why'd you make It's amazing. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.960 You mostly lived there just your sophomore is it. Yeah? 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:12.599 Yeah, you. 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.000 Could if you wanted to be present or hold one 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.080 of the chairs. I just didn't really care to do that. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:19.760 I was a co chair my sophomore year, and then 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.680 I after that I was like, okay, I want to 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.200 live in a house. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.600 Day. You learn something new every day about Morgan. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.599 All right, it's the. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:31.960 Best bits of the week with Morgan number two. 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.080 There was a parenting debate on the show this week. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:40.640 We talked about hot saucing, soaping, and spanking, which context 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.039 clues here. If you don't know, you know hot saucing, 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.120 you put it on the tongue soaping, put it in 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.760 the mouse spanking. I think that one is obvious and 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:51.159 basically the show ranked them of which one is better 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.040 and worse, and just talked about parenting in general. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.960 Number six, it's hot saucing child abuse. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:01.240 I guess I don't know eactly what hot saucing is. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:06.800 Okay, hot saucing is used to punish kids. It's being 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.720 debated right now, and it's dropping a couple drops of 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:14.440 hot sauce on a child's tongue as punishment. Opponents argue 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:19.080 it's a quick, memorable consequence that stops misbehavior without resorting 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:20.760 to other physical punishments. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:22.360 What do you think? 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:26.400 Uh, this is a physical punishment. It's pain in the mouth, 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:30.680 it's physical. So what No, I don't like this. I 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.200 would not do it. No, I think it's cruel. 0:07:33.360 --> 0:07:38.560 Okay, Eddie, thinking about this for a second, because I mean, 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.040 we do all kinds of things, like I do push ups, 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.960 Like that's kind of physical punishment. You know, my kids 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.240 act up, they do push ups. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.440 Yep. I'm kind of going with this may be okay. 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.040 Do you ever do a little Poppin' do a little 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:54.160 popping sometimes? What's worse a poppin or a little dobble 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:54.800 of hot sauce? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:59.280 Do you think this could cause stomach issues? It's a 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.560 couple of draw Okay, on a. 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:04.760 Tiny child, it's not put them in the tub of 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.320 it and hold them holding them under. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.760 Yeah, but Bobby, you have one dabble of milk and 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:09.840 you've got stomach issues. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.560 Yeah, but that's because I have an allergy. I think 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:12.920 if you know your kid has an allergy and you 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.680 make a beat wheat, I think that is. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.200 Child Okay, Well, that's true. And also everybody's palate is different, 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.800 and their pain tolerance with heat varies, and how are 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:22.000 you supposed to know if they're a kid. 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:23.800 Yeah, but you're doing a lot of nuance here. 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:27.080 Just generally speaking, do we think hot saucing is child abuse? 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.520 I'm gonna go with no. I think if. 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:34.560 In your family dynamic, there are physical punishments that are 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:37.040 already established, I think this falls in line with them. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:37.280 Yeah. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.760 I have a hard time calling it child abuse, but 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:40.680 I don't like it. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:42.160 Okay, what about spankings. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.960 I think that can vary child to child. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.520 This is varying child a child because I feel like 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:50.959 this is the same I feel like it's the same thing, 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.720 Like it's something physical. It doesn't feel good, It's not 0:08:54.800 --> 0:09:00.880 going to unless it's done in a way that exceeds 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.559 what it's supposed to be done. It's not going to 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:05.400 like hurt the kid long term a couple drops. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.400 The problem is, I think that the kid will probably 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:09.599 look at it as like a little like that is 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:11.319 gonna be a fun little game, like give me the 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:12.079 drop on the tongue. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.360 I don't know, no, no, if that's that. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:16.560 Maybe I have an aversion to it because I had 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:17.760 to take the hottest shot in the world and I 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:18.320 almost die. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:18.920 That's true. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:22.080 Maybe so, And no, I feel like that was pretty painful. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:23.960 To be fair, you didn't almost die. You just thought 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.000 you were dying for a second. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.000 That was scared. Yeah, there was no real proof, it 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.720 was no real almost death. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.600 Yeah yeah, there was a little hyperbole there. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:31.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.600 But but I mean we all thought for a second 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.720 I was going to the hospital at least. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.280 What if the kid just hated mustard and you did 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:40.400 a mustard that's true. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:41.800 What if you just did something they hated? 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.839 Yeah yeah, yeah, Olives. 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.720 I don't feel like this is much different than spanking. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.480 Like you could be against spanking and then you're probably 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.800 against this. But I think it would be weird if 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:54.960 you're like, yeah, we make our kids but that's hot 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.120 sauce and is over the line if it's like one 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:58.240 or two drops. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:09:59.920 I just had never heard of hot sauce. 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.120 What would you would you do soap in the mouth. 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:05.240 I've had that done to me, done that before. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.400 Yeah, same, I had that, and that feels like it's 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.400 again the same type of punishment. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:12.199 Do we change your mind at all? 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.760 I don't know. I just can't. I could imagine maybe, 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.679 just even though I had soap in my mouth as 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.800 a kid, and I get it, like doing a popping 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:23.160 or spanking just seems very different than like putting soap 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:23.760 in their mouth. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.640 So rank them in your this is just your opinion, 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:31.960 which is worse of the three A spanking, a soaping, 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.880 or hot saucing. Put them in order worst to least. 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:41.800 Okay, soap is worst? Yeah, okay, hot sauce because first, 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.120 I mean some kids, it could be yummy wow, And 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:44.960 then popping. 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:46.880 That's the easiest. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:50.320 It's probably because I grew up I'm conditioned to think that, 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.400 you know. Even though once we got adopted kids, we 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.559 realized we thought we would be spankers as parents, and 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.720 we realized quickly, like that's just not going to be 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.679 best for our kids, and so I'm not. I used 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.640 to think across the board. I was a blanket spanker, 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:04.200 and now I'm not. 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:08.680 I would think worse just again, just my opinion would 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.600 be spankings worst. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:13.680 Okay, but how hard are y'all spanking? 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.480 But how many drops of hot sauce are you doing? 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.520 I mean it's the same thing sometimes even just one drop. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:19.240 But soap is. 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:20.280 I'm gonna go. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:25.400 I didn't criticize your ranking. I'm gonna go spanking worse. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.040 Second worst is soap. The easiest is hot sauce. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:34.040 M Eddie, I'm with you, man, I think spanking's the worst. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.400 I think soap is pretty bad. Hot sauce kind of sounds. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:38.760 Fun in your Mexican, your Mexican. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:44.600 That's like candy hot sauce, like hot sauce. 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:44.760 Yea. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:46.400 I don't think we're going to get like ghost peppers 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:46.640 from that. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.679 We're not getting the hottest hot sauce in the world, 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.120 all right. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:50.720 I mean, if it's mild, I get it. 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:52.640 No, we're not. It's not gonna be mild. Though. If 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:54.080 we're gonna use it, we're gonna make sure. 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.839 We're not gonna get extra mild sauce. And drop a 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.440 little on the tongue. So I think it fits in 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:05.040 the category of those. Yeah, yeah, I just wonder how 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:05.760 you felt about it. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.040 I guess I feel like I'm all over the place. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:09.480 Shall we do that to us and see if we 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:11.360 think it's hot? I got the show next week, like, 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:12.800 find some hot sauce and do a dobble or two 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.960 on your tongue, and I would think that the punishment 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:20.160 goes like this, put your tongue out, don't swallow, just 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.480 let it thirty seconds. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:26.680 Okay, don't you think because if you go there's no 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:27.440 punishment there. 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.760 Oh yeah, because the heat goes down the throat. 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:30.920 I don't know about that. 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.960 Yeah yeah, it just transfers to a different part of 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:34.440 the body. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.720 Why don't we find some hot sauce. We'll order some 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.400 hot sauce, and then we'll spind the wheel and we'll 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.160 see for ourselves how the punishment feels. 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:44.119 And then we're gonna do spanking. 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:47.720 Good idea. 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.960 It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:56.440 Two lunchboxes back on track for prices right. He finally 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.679 got things figured out last week on Best Bits. You 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.040 might have heard that he had quite the mix up 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:04.080 with his tickets and the dates. Well, now he's paying 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.320 extra close attention and he's ready to go. 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:10.760 Number five, Let's get an update from Lunchbox about prices, right, because, 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.200 as he told us last week, he bought tickets he 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:13.840 was ready to go. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:15.679 Turns out he bought them for the wrong month. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.319 So that means somebody that was waiting for tickets in 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:23.040 the standby got tickets this last week because Lunchbox bought 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.280 them and then he couldn't go. 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:26.920 So you made someone's dream come true accidentally. 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.440 Yeah, I mean that's what I do, is I'm out 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.920 here making dreams come true. They showed up in La 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:33.719 without tickets, just with the hope and prayer getting on 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.800 and what do you know, September seventeenth, the wrong day 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.240 of the week, the wrong day of the month that 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.480 I was supposed to be there, so they got in 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:41.520 to see. 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:45.160 Come on, now, you're so thoughtful man. So the Lunchbox 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.840 bought tickets for the wrong day. I guess got them. 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.080 You don't buy them, No, you don't buy him. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:50.200 You just sign up online, dude, and you just boom. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.719 And I was I was just excited. I was scrolling down. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:54.840 I saw the seventeenth, and I boom, I hit it. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.599 So now what's happened? Have you got tickets for the 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:58.000 real date? 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.760 Well, guys, I got an update, said, you know what, 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.360 I'm gonna make the price and right prices. Right, be 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.520 sick of me. They are going to be so tired 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.680 of my face. They're going to be forced to call 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:11.480 my name to come on down. They put out tickets 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:15.200 for October and I got tickets for October fifteenth. I 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:19.960 got tickets for October sixteenth. I got tickets for October seventeenth. 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.600 We're going back to back to back, Jack. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.120 I feel like you're about to have a stroke, yeah, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:27.480 like or a heart attack or something. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:29.440 No, I'm bringing the energy. This is the energy I'm 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.160 gonna bring to the prices, right, this is how I'm 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:32.120 gonna be when I get there. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.400 And did he get all those dates approved? I don't know. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.120 I s he okay to have off work all those days? 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.760 Oh you stepped out? Oh yeah? Oh hold on, let's 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.440 talk with Scuba. What's that Scuba? 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.720 Yeah, man, it's fine. If he goes man, it's good 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:45.240 for the show. 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:47.640 Dang. 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:50.240 I mean we can connect him with the studio in 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:52.760 La he can go there. Then the price is right. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.200 This is national exposure. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.680 Scuba sounds six Yeah, Scooba, I kind of we're told 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:58.880 or something bys infection. 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:00.960 So we was doing nights, you know. I'm doing that 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.000 my afternoon show on the rock. My voice is just 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:04.640 a little it goes, comes and goes. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:06.840 Okay, I need to talk to the real Scuba to 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.760 see if he has granted permission for Muchbox to be. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.080 Gone all those days. Three days. That's it's a pretty 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:11.680 bad precedent. 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:14.160 It's not that bad of a precedent. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:16.920 What's that, Scuba. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.440 Well, I just think that, you know, it's smart that 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.160 if he's going to be out there, he might as well. 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.880 If he doesn't get on the fifteenth, he should try 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.800 the sixteenth. If he doesn't get on then the seventeenth. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.200 It'd be kind of a waste if we just send 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.320 him for one day, wouldn't it. I agree with you, Scuba, 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:30.880 great call. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.800 Oh no, Scoo. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.120 That is so smart, dude, Like I'm flying all over 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:36.800 to LA why would I just leave after one day? 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.360 You're right, Scooba, I agree, thank you? 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:42.560 Okay, Yeah, I'll have talk. But that's good that you 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:45.120 have real tickets. Now, I don't know how they don't 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.480 let him on. I don't know how they don't let 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:47.760 him on. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.000 So if he gets on on the fifteenth, does he 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:50.760 come home after that? 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.320 Let's that scuba? 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.440 No, I mean there's other like let's make a deal 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.920 is out there, and there's other ones that have daily. 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:01.640 Getting back to your own voice, you can't there's and 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.320 we we would probably send them to those. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:04.600 No, you sound like you again. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:06.120 That's a good idea, man. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.160 No, it's just you're talking with you right now. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:13.600 No, okay, So possibly Lunchbox could be on prices right 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:17.600 the fifteenth to sixteenth to the seventeenth. I did need 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:18.920 to see if we can give you three days off 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.000 for that though, because this is all him. This is 0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:22.840 all like a him fun trip. This is not a 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:23.440 work trip. 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:25.120 I what do you mean? 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.200 No, no, no, this is me doing if you. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.040 Could, you know, if you could guarantee you were going 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.320 to get on the show, otherwise you're just like going 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:31.840 to have fun. 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:34.560 Would you not agree with that? 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:37.520 I don't think it's fun standing in line for hours? 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:38.120 Yes, you do. 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:39.880 You know you're looking forward to standing in line for 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:41.680 hours trying to impress the producers. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.560 You're exactly right, I'm thinking about Man, I got to 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:45.560 put on a show on in line, I gotta be 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:46.880 there is. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:47.680 That the street? 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:49.840 Does that mean three days of him in the in 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:51.120 the studio audience too? 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:55.000 Does he get in automatically? Yes, there's no way he 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.000 doesn't get on the show. 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.560 Like I would bet money, he's going to get on 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:59.960 because somehow this is going to get back to the produce. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:01.480 There's any way of us talking about it doing a 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:05.639 bit for like a month. We have a pretty large platform. Also, 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.080 he's got a lot of energy. I don't know how 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:09.720 he doesn't get on. That doesn't mean he gets on 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.000 to play a game. It just means he gets to 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:16.320 be in the panel. That gets to be one dollar 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.840 Drew that type of person. Yeah, okay, I'll talk to 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.080 Scuba when he for real gets back. I forgot he's 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.840 not in today, but the ghost of Scuba apparently is. 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.560 Yeah. He is good to go. Man, I am good. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.240 I wrote it down on the calendar. 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:31.080 Do you think he should have extra days off too? 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.399 Ah, that wouldn't be bad. It would be good for 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.159 his mental well being. You know the stress of you know, 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:38.239 learning the bids. He's gonna have to watch a lot 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:40.840 of prices right between now and then, can I say. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.320 This Lunchbox kind of talks like foghorn leg horn. He'll 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:47.120 foghorn leg horn and be like I was gonna eat. 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:49.359 Me a cook it a cook it, cook it cracker, 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:52.560 and Lunchbox is like for his mental. 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:59.919 Well, well be okay, Well I'm glad you have to 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:00.840 gets a good job. 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:05.359 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:11.080 Number two, Bobby did something for the first time ever. 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.600 He never thought he would do this after all of 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.080 his years of serving. He's like, no way, I'll never 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:18.720 be that person. Well he had to be after he 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.200 got some really rough service. 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:24.000 Number four, he used a food delivery service and I 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:28.320 order this is what I ordered exactly. I ordered a smoothie, 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:33.600 I ordered some random bone broth, I ordered a juice, 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:35.920 and these three things come to my house in a bag, 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:43.040 all dumped over in the bag right now, dumped over 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:44.880 in the bag. I don't feel like as the restaurants 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:47.480 faulled because I don't think they dumped it over in 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.200 the bag. And if they did dump it over in 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:50.840 the bag, don't you think the person because it was 0:18:50.880 --> 0:18:53.479 all wet, don't you think the driver would have been 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:56.399 like oh, this is dumped over. So the driver dumped 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:59.159 the food over even accidentally, and then left it at 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.679 the door dumped over or the again. There was a 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:03.920 ring around the bottom of the bag, and as soon 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.399 as I saw it, I thought, great, a my and 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:08.440 this moothe was three fourths of the way dumped over 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:09.359 bone it. 0:19:09.880 --> 0:19:12.480 Oh what would you have done? Oh, I'm going to 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:14.760 take a picture, and I loaded it into the app 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.120 and I get a refund an option. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:18.639 Oh yeah, oh yeah, I didn't do that. 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.680 I do that if they credit they credit you back 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:24.040 right away. They'll ask you do you want a refund 0:19:24.080 --> 0:19:26.040 on your original form of payment or do you want 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:30.439 a credit to the delivery app? And normally the I 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:32.440 mean they want you to choose credit to delivery app 0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:35.720 because then that keeps you using it. But yeah, you should, 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:37.040 that's what I would do immediately. 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:38.639 Well, I still drank the fourth of this moothe, so 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:40.320 I think I would have felt guilty about getting a refund. 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:43.920 I think I was, yeah, yeah, you still keep it. 0:19:44.080 --> 0:19:44.879 You take a picture. 0:19:45.000 --> 0:19:46.960 No, I know, but I drank a fourth of this movie. 0:19:48.840 --> 0:19:51.159 Before you drink it, and then I think, yeah, you 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:53.720 don't want to waste it. But you still weren't delivered 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:56.000 the quality of product that you were promised. 0:19:56.160 --> 0:19:58.919 Well, I did something I don't normally do, almost never do. 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:01.560 I went on the app and they're like, rate your driver. 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:02.680 I gave them one star. 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:04.199 Oh, I don't do that. You don't need that? 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:04.560 Why not? 0:20:06.240 --> 0:20:07.840 No? No, no, take it up with the business. 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.119 But you think the driver is gonna come back and 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:11.760 kill you well or something. 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:13.960 They know exactly where you live. 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:18.399 I don't think they keep a notebook. Ye, memory. 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:21.159 Yeah, you guys like to act like they don't know 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:24.160 where they went last. Yes they do, yes they do. 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:26.720 But also they know they dumped it over. And I 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:29.679 think other people that are getting that driver, maybe they 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:31.520 shouldn't get that driver. If they're bad and they get 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:33.560 enough ratings, maybe they they're not allowed to drive anymore. 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:35.040 Like take care of people. 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:37.639 Fall ill to delivery app? Work that out. That's between 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:39.359 them and Jordas or whatever. 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:41.400 That is not how do they know if you don't tell, 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.360 they know I'm not low rader. I gave them one star, 0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:45.800 and then I had a tip on there. I remember 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:47.560 the tip exactly. It was eleven dollars. I changed it 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:50.359 to one dollar. I gave them one star and one dollar. 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:51.000 Wow, that's good. 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:53.880 So did they ever know they had eleven? 0:20:54.359 --> 0:20:57.280 Probably not, because I don't know when it goes in, 0:20:57.400 --> 0:21:00.159 because they dropped it at the door, and like three 0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:01.720 or four minutes later I went and got it. 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:04.720 If they got tipped the eleven in that three or 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:06.080 four minutes, like as soon as they drop it off 0:21:06.080 --> 0:21:08.520 it goes to eleven dollars, well then they got a minus. 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:09.919 I mean, what in the role are you doing with 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:12.480 that bag to where it gets that mess? They literally 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:13.720 like at the. 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:17.919 Door, at the door, Yeah, like nineteen sixties paper man, 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:21.520 I gotta go, boom, there's your food. It was unbelievable 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:21.720 to me. 0:21:21.920 --> 0:21:24.959 And I understand that people are going through crabs sometimes 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:26.440 and so service is gonna be worse, and I don't 0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:27.840 penalize people for that, but. 0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:29.640 This was careless. 0:21:29.720 --> 0:21:32.600 This was so care Yeah, it was so reckless that 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:34.879 I gave them one star and one dollar. 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:38.239 If you were the driver. I just thought about this. 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:40.000 If you were the driver and it was in your 0:21:40.000 --> 0:21:41.879 car and it tipped over and you saw that the oh, 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:44.520 the bag's kind of wet. But I'm already here. I 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:46.600 could just leave it at the door. 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:47.800 I know what I would do, and I would do 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.119 something different. I would take it out of the bag, 0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:52.160 because if it tipped over a little bit, something's gonna 0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:53.480 be out. But I'm gonna I take it out of 0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:55.680 the bag, and I'm gonna sit them on the porch 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:57.680 with that no bag, because it happens all the time. 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:00.960 But even if it's even smoothy, it would be like 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:01.920 half the way down. 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:04.560 Or I would send a note to the person going, hey, uh, 0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:08.000 it dumped over. I'm really sorry, Well, you should ask 0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:09.919 for a refund. That's happened before. They've messed up the 0:22:09.920 --> 0:22:11.879 food and they tell me, hey, you should ask for 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:16.040 a refund. Something happened here, so that. Or I would 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:17.440 go and stop at a gas station to pour water 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:18.359 in it make it fully get up. 0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:21.320 I thought, obviously bad. Do you have a bottle of 0:22:21.359 --> 0:22:22.320 water to spill it up? 0:22:22.400 --> 0:22:22.600 Yep? 0:22:22.640 --> 0:22:24.480 And then and then it's on the restaurant. Yes, it's 0:22:24.480 --> 0:22:27.400 on the restaurant bringing a crappy product. So I did 0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:28.360 one dollar in one star. 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:30.439 I don't like that that had to do that, but 0:22:30.480 --> 0:22:32.080 I felt like that was the mature thing to do 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:33.840 to help other people in the future. 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:36.680 This is good though. You never take tips away never 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:38.520 because I was the person that needed tips my whole life. 0:22:38.520 --> 0:22:39.040 That's growth. 0:22:39.920 --> 0:22:41.520 But if I did a bad job, I would expect 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:45.200 less tips. So that's all. And so if I'm murdered tomorrow, guys. 0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:45.840 We know who did it. 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:48.600 Come forward the person, get into my app and look 0:22:48.640 --> 0:22:51.159 at it and see who it was, because then I 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:53.120 do I develop a story about them in my head. 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:55.800 After I do something like that, I'm like, oh, man, 0:22:55.880 --> 0:22:58.520 Charles probably had a bad day again. In a fight 0:22:58.560 --> 0:23:01.160 with his wife. He's like, are you going too much 0:23:01.240 --> 0:23:03.600 doing the delivery drive? And he's like, I'm just trying 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:06.159 to raise money for our family, our kid. Yeah, and 0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:09.680 he's out, probably got a grandma that's sick. Oh no, 0:23:09.800 --> 0:23:11.320 And here I am tipping him one dollar. So then 0:23:11.359 --> 0:23:14.800 I fight this the whole time, but I feel good 0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:17.520 about it. I'm secure in my one dollar in one star. 0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:19.320 It does not make me a worse person. 0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:22.280 That makes you a vulnerable person. 0:23:22.359 --> 0:23:24.520 And Amy thinks I'm going to die. 0:23:24.680 --> 0:23:27.880 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. 0:23:27.960 --> 0:23:32.359 Number two, Lunchbox got an unexpected guess. His wife had 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:34.440 a surprise for him when he got home the other day, 0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:36.720 and he was like, WHOA, I do not get the 0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:40.000 respect I deserve around here. And as you know, Lunchbox 0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:43.240 always talks about how he wears the pants in his relationships, 0:23:43.320 --> 0:23:46.800 So their conversation that you're about to hear may have 0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:48.760 you debating that number three. 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:51.399 Lunchbox says he gets no respect at his own house. 0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:52.280 What happened? 0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:54.960 I came home from work the other day and my 0:23:55.040 --> 0:23:57.359 wife is sitting on the front porch having a glass 0:23:57.359 --> 0:23:58.280 of wine. 0:23:58.880 --> 0:24:02.720 With her sister. Why is that not respectful towards you? 0:24:03.840 --> 0:24:05.760 I had no idea her sister was coming to town. 0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:06.840 Oh she doesn't live here. 0:24:06.960 --> 0:24:08.080 No, she lives in Austin. 0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:09.600 Was she just stopped and buy for an hour or so? 0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:13.000 No, she was just decided to, I guess, come and 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.520 visit for a couple of days. And my wife didn't 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:16.199 even mention it. 0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:18.360 Did your wife know she was coming? Was it a surprise? 0:24:18.640 --> 0:24:22.520 I know my wife knew. Apparently, as I later found out, 0:24:22.520 --> 0:24:25.840 I confronted her, and not really confronted like I'm angry, 0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:28.480 kind of like, hey, what's going on? 0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:31.639 Here is audio of Lunchbox confronting his wife. 0:24:33.080 --> 0:24:35.800 I'm very confused. I'm your sister's here? 0:24:36.080 --> 0:24:36.280 Yeah? 0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:39.840 Am I cool? She booked a last minute fight yesterday 0:24:39.880 --> 0:24:40.960 and decided to be here today. 0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:44.119 But yeah, like, hey, there's this thing I live with 0:24:44.160 --> 0:24:46.760 you. You could have been like, hey, depends up my sister's coming, 0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:51.440 or a text message like hey, my sister decided on 0:24:51.480 --> 0:24:53.880 book flights. But just I come home and you guys 0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:55.040 are drinking wine on the porch. 0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:59.360 Well, yeah, it was a fun spur of the moment 0:24:59.440 --> 0:25:01.000 in I just. 0:25:00.960 --> 0:25:02.879 Felt like it was a little disrespectful. 0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:06.560 Oh sorry, okay, won't again. 0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:08.120 Don't worry out. 0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:10.399 Dang, she laughed. 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.480 Yeah, yeah, she is saved. 0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:14.560 It's funny. 0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:16.080 She's like, but it's so cool that it was the 0:25:16.160 --> 0:25:18.040 last minutes for the moment and you're right. 0:25:18.000 --> 0:25:20.720 Don't let happen. And she's like, ha ha, okay, buddy. 0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:24.439 We heard rumor was because we went to Vegas for 0:25:24.520 --> 0:25:28.440 our iHeart Festival last weekend. We heard that she didn't 0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:29.880 go because you didn't want to pay your in laws 0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:30.280 to come back. 0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:34.280 That's correct. Yeah, so she was at home, she was 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:36.040 going to come, she was going to come, but I 0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:38.600 didn't want to pay the in laws, and so she 0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:41.280 had to take care of the kids, and so she 0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:43.640 was there with them all weekend. And maybe that's why 0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:46.320 she thought it was okay for sister to just drop in, 0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:46.880 I don't know. 0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:49.080 But yeah, wait, clarify, I paid the in laws. But 0:25:49.119 --> 0:25:50.920 do you mean like for their flight, but you're because 0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.120 you're certainly not paying them. 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:56.040 Yes, remember the whole story. You remember were you gone? 0:25:56.600 --> 0:25:58.200 Are you drunk? She might have been sick. 0:25:58.400 --> 0:26:00.760 No, what are those two options? 0:26:00.840 --> 0:26:03.800 Gone or drunk? 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:05.560 Well, she was gone the whole week we got back 0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:06.159 from vacation. 0:26:06.320 --> 0:26:09.399 Yeah, okay, d he gave gone an option? 0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:10.920 Gone was an option. 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:11.840 Gone was an option. 0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:17.560 So so you weren't drunk, correct, Okay. So the story 0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:21.719 was when Lunchbox and his wife went on vacation, the 0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:24.640 in laws came in to watch the kids, and when 0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:26.920 they were taking him to the airport, his wife took 0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:28.280 him to the airport, droped him off. She came back 0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.080 and told him, hey, we should give him five hundred 0:26:30.080 --> 0:26:31.080 bucks and he's. 0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:32.119 Like, for what? 0:26:33.000 --> 0:26:35.640 And we all agreed that was kind of a weird ask, 0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:39.159 but it was if you don't, they probably won't be 0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:40.960 so available the next time because they didn't pay for 0:26:40.960 --> 0:26:41.760 their flights or anything. 0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:45.159 But that was that's what happened, okay. Yeah, and so 0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.000 that is why she didn't go to Vegas. 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.399 Right, and so she was at home and now my 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:50.320 sister in law's here. 0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:52.080 But did you like that she's here? She like help 0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:52.840 watch the kids. 0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:55.359 I mean she's really nice. I mean she's good with 0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:57.760 the kids. But it just was a little bit of 0:26:57.760 --> 0:27:02.280 a like, oh hello, Like I didn't seem very excited 0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:04.479 to see her because I didn't know she was going 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:04.920 to be there. 0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:06.520 Better than the last time you caught your wife drinking 0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:08.920 wine on the porch some random dude. 0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:10.640 Yeah, that was wine and cheese and crackers. 0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:12.440 Uhuh with some random guy. 0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:13.360 I haven't seen him. 0:27:13.640 --> 0:27:15.159 Yeah, well he's probably they. 0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:17.360 Probably drinking wine somewhere else if you came home. It's 0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:17.879 kind of awkward. 0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:19.159 I don't know. 0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:20.440 So how's this going to end? 0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:22.280 Well, she'll be here for a couple of days and 0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:24.879 then she'll fly out and hopefully we won't see her 0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:28.000 for a little bit, not like in a bad way. 0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:29.720 You think your wife's going to ever do this again? 0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:30.280 Probably not. 0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:33.679 She'll just text me, would you do this if you 0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:34.320 had a friend coming in? 0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:34.960 Good question? 0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:36.240 You know that's what I should do. 0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:39.399 I should just have someone dropping the question. It's not 0:27:39.720 --> 0:27:41.840 retalid retaliation. 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:42.600 You should do. 0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:45.080 No, I don't really have friends that can just fly 0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:47.920 in on a whim. Everybody I know they've got a 0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:48.960 plan way in advance. 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:52.640 But you think now, she will check with you because. 0:27:52.720 --> 0:27:56.720 Disrespect and you run the house right, and there's a 0:27:56.720 --> 0:28:00.360 pair of pants and you wear them right. I didn't 0:28:00.400 --> 0:28:04.760 hear that in the club at all, but we'll respect it. 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:08.760 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. 0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:15.600 She did it all for the bit. 0:28:15.680 --> 0:28:18.960 Amy let her license expire after talking on the show, 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:21.399 and the guys were encouraging her to let her license 0:28:21.480 --> 0:28:24.480 completely expire so maybe she'd have to do a driver's test, 0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.439 and well she did it, and the guys admitted they 0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.240 were joking, but she listened anyway. So now she's in 0:28:30.359 --> 0:28:32.960 kind of a pickle and we'll see what happens as 0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:36.679 she either has to take the driver's ed course or not, 0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:39.320 or hopefully just get her license renewed. 0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:42.959 Number two, if you missed it, Amy let her license expire, 0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:44.720 she has to go retake the driver's test to get 0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:45.480 her license back. 0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.840 She's currently driving illegally. I'm surprised you said that. 0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:52.120 Well, I mean, but the whole that's known from this 0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:53.000 whole segment. 0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:57.560 I know to verbalize it. Yeah, I'm glad. It's funny. 0:28:57.600 --> 0:28:59.000 But you could have been like Iuber and we knew 0:28:59.000 --> 0:29:00.400 you didn't hear you. 0:29:00.520 --> 0:29:02.320 You imagine you bring everywhere? 0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:07.200 Okay, here we go. A triangular red and white sign means. 0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:13.880 What a try? Oh m, A triangular red and white. 0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:15.480 I have all the questions. I don't have the answers, like. 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:20.320 A triangular warning hazard. 0:29:20.320 --> 0:29:22.640 A triangular red and white sign. 0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:24.400 A triangle red and white? 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:26.200 Yeah, do you know the answer? 0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:29.720 Red and white? I would think that's do not enter. No, 0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:30.440 it's not. 0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:31.800 What is it like? 0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:32.000 It is? 0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:32.440 Yield? 0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:33.640 It's just upside down. 0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:37.960 Oh, they're gonna take my license too. I'm gonna don't 0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:40.160 someone to show up and take my license. 0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:45.280 Triangular red and white, upside down triangle. I can't picture 0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:45.680 it in my head. 0:29:45.760 --> 0:29:47.960 Yeah, it's just turn the triangle upside down and says 0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:48.600 yield on it. 0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.560 A flashing red traffic light means. 0:29:51.320 --> 0:29:54.280 What stop like a stop sign and then turn? 0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:58.840 Yeah, stop completely right and then proceed. Yes, I would 0:29:58.840 --> 0:29:59.680 think that's what that one is. 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:00.720 Then go straight. 0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:03.120 Yeah. What does a solid yellow line on your side 0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:03.720 of the road mean? 0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:10.479 That means solid? Is it yellow? Or white. Solid yellow 0:30:11.040 --> 0:30:14.200 means I gotta stay in my lane. I can't cross 0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:15.920 like in life has to be dotted. 0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:16.840 Stay in your lane. 0:30:16.880 --> 0:30:19.040 Yeah yeah, stay on my side of the street. 0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.720 What does a solid yellow line on your side of 0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:22.320 the road mean? 0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:23.320 Don't cross? 0:30:23.480 --> 0:30:24.200 What is your answer? 0:30:26.080 --> 0:30:28.440 Don't cross? Stay on your side of the lane. 0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:31.360 I would think it means no passing, Like don't pass? Yeah, 0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:32.719 no passing. 0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:35.320 That's the same thing. If you pass, you're leaving your 0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:38.800 side of the street and you're crossing. 0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:41.520 Okay, you know, fair enough? Next yeah, next up. 0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:45.280 What's the legal blood alcohol concentration limit for most adult 0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:46.280 drivers in the US? 0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:55.000 I do not know, but uh, I hear point eight 0:30:55.080 --> 0:30:59.800 a lot or point eight or that'd be deadly eight 0:30:59.880 --> 0:31:01.400 or eight point eight. 0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:04.560 There you go, probably the answer, I believe. 0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:04.640 So. 0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:05.600 I mean, that's what I would guess. 0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:10.840 When approaching a school bus with flashing red lights, what 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:11.200 do you do? 0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:17.600 Stop and immediately until it goes away. 0:31:19.720 --> 0:31:22.360 I'll mess with that, stop and remain stopped until the 0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:24.040 lights on the bus stop flashing. 0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:24.920 Nailed it? 0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:27.280 Okay, that's that one. 0:31:27.960 --> 0:31:28.040 Uh. 0:31:28.200 --> 0:31:30.520 If you miss your exit on the highway, I'm gonna 0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:33.720 give you some options here. You should stop and back 0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:37.200 up carefully, keep going. 0:31:37.520 --> 0:31:40.240 It could be that never happened. 0:31:43.080 --> 0:31:45.760 Make a U turn in the median, go to the 0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.560 next exit and turn around, or pull on to the 0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:50.040 shoulder and reverse there. 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.720 Go to the next exit and turn around. 0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:55.960 Yes, okay, how about this one. 0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:59.440 When parallel parking, your vehicle's wheels should be within how 0:31:59.480 --> 0:32:00.480 many inches the curb? 0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:05.160 What like that's tough as. 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.240 Loose as possible without damaging the rooms? 0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:10.680 Or just like it aittybody scratch? When do you feel 0:32:10.680 --> 0:32:12.800 it aity bitty scratch? You know you're just close enough. 0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:17.800 Yeah, I've never I didn't know there was a measurement. 0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:21.479 But let me give you some options. 0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:22.640 Sure, I take options. 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:25.040 When parallel parking, your vehicles will should be within how 0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:28.240 many inches of the curb? A six inches, B twelve inches, 0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:32.840 C eighteen inches or D twenty four inches six inches. 0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:36.320 It's B twelve inches a foot. 0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:37.520 But it could be twelve Well you. 0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:39.640 Know what I mean? You know what, if you're six, 0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:40.480 you get bonus. 0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:43.200 If you're six, you were skilled, and I am a 0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:44.560 talented parallel parker. 0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:47.320 I'll give you one more. If you're involved in a 0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:50.360 minor collision with a parked car. This is pretty specifically 0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:54.120 and you cannot find the owner. 0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:56.320 What do you do? 0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:00.720 You leave a no? Or wait? 0:33:01.520 --> 0:33:05.360 Can I give you the options? Yes? Please A drive 0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.040 away if the damage is small he. 0:33:13.560 --> 0:33:18.120 Uh, wait for the owner to return, call your insurance 0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:20.720 only and let them know, or leave a note with 0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:21.640 your contact information. 0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:25.560 I'm gonna say sometimes people won't have the time to 0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:27.840 wait for the owner to return, so leave a note 0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:28.920 with your information. 0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:30.800 That's correct. Okay, you one more? 0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:32.720 Yes? Feel pretty good? 0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:34.120 The two second rule. 0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:41.160 The two second rule is used for a timing yellow lights, B, 0:33:41.360 --> 0:33:46.160 parking on a hill, see avoiding tailgating tickets or D 0:33:46.400 --> 0:33:49.560 keeping enough following distance. 0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:56.320 Well, following distance and tailgating same thing, right. I'm confused 0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:56.720 by that. 0:33:58.640 --> 0:33:58.800 Is? 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.120 Do they hand out tailgating tickets? 0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:02.920 I don't know. You can get a til getting ticket? 0:34:02.920 --> 0:34:06.920 I don't know, so it must be D. It helps 0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:08.640 you know when you're falling too close. 0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:10.000 Yeah. I'll give you one more because this is a 0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:10.560 good one. Okay. 0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:15.200 When driving in heavy rain in your car begins to hydroplane, 0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:22.839 do you A accelerate slightly, B, take your foot off 0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:27.240 the gas and steer straight. C turn sharply to regain 0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:29.719 control or D break hard immediately. 0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:35.160 Oh no, don't break hard, immediately. Eliminate that one. Okay, 0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:38.560 don't accelerate. That was the first one, right, that'd. 0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:41.640 Be bad, right, I'm asking you. 0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:43.560 Yeah, and then so the middle to. 0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:46.839 So you have turn sharply to regain control, or take 0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:48.320 your foot off the gas and steer straight. 0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:49.919 Take your foot off the gas. 0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:51.839 Yes, your you should pass the test. It's a good job. 0:34:51.920 --> 0:34:54.560 Just eliminate the idiot ones. Yeah, you're good, you know, 0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:57.160 give her a license. Bring every one in. We'll write 0:34:57.200 --> 0:34:58.640 your one out and if they stop you just show 0:34:58.680 --> 0:34:58.880 them this. 0:34:59.040 --> 0:34:59.320 Okay. 0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:03.920 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. 0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:08.720 Number two, very exciting news coming in our number one spot. 0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:12.600 Bobby and his wife are expecting their first child. It's 0:35:12.800 --> 0:35:16.000 huge news all over our social media and his. So 0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:18.560 if you missed it, I promise I'm not lying to you. 0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:19.520 This is not a joke. 0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:22.040 This is real and it's very exciting. And this is 0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:23.399 Bobby talking about the whole thing. 0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:26.279 Number one, I'm happy for you have. 0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:29.360 I literally just let the voicemail that it makes me 0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:32.520 so happy whenever people I love want to have a 0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:34.360 baby and then they get pregnant and out you. 0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:39.600 Congratulations. I don't even want to leave my name because 0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:41.280 I sound crazy, but it's Hailey from Missouri. 0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:44.279 That's funny. Thank you, great call. 0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:49.279 Yes, so we finally got to announce yesterday that my 0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:51.120 wife is having a baby. I'm not going to be 0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:53.879 mister we're pregnant guy. We're going to have a baby. 0:35:53.920 --> 0:35:55.520 It's going to be our baby. But she's the one 0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.520 that pregnant with it because she's the one that's been sick. 0:35:57.760 --> 0:35:58.439 That's good. Yeah. 0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:00.920 So, yeah, we're having a baby and it's crazy, and 0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:03.839 it's been the secret that's been the hardest to keep 0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:07.520 because it's been a long secret and it's different than 0:36:07.560 --> 0:36:09.759 a normal secret. Like I got secrets so deep in 0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:11.360 me that I'm never going to share from people. But 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:12.920 this is a weird one because you know you're going 0:36:12.960 --> 0:36:15.200 to share it at some point. It's like when you 0:36:15.239 --> 0:36:16.920 got to use the bathroom really bad, and the closer 0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:18.680 you get to the house, the more it starts hitting. 0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:20.400 Yet. Yeah, it's like, as we were getting closer to. 0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.319 Being able to tell them, oh, I got to tell somebody, so, yeah, 0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:27.520 we're having a baby, and she's having the baby, but 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:28.439 we're going to have a baby. 0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:29.280 Yeah, it's awesome. 0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:30.879 I think it's so heavy you to say we're having 0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:31.239 a baby. 0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:32.800 I know, I just have seen her go through it. 0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:36.800 Oh yeah, and I feel guilt with going because I 0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:37.520 ain't doing crap. 0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:37.799 Yeah. 0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:41.440 I think as long as you don't say we're pregnant. 0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:45.200 Because I can say we're having a baby, yes, because. 0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:47.560 It's that helps, you know, not that anybody would think 0:36:47.680 --> 0:36:50.479 you're not the dad, but you're you are having a baby. 0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:54.439 When you say, if you say we're pregnant, well, Amy 0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:56.200 got me a book that was like, we're pregnant. 0:36:56.520 --> 0:36:57.680 Did you know that's what the book was called. 0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:02.279 Oh well that was more so for you to know 0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:04.000 the stages of the pregnancy. 0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.080 I've learned so much about pregnancy and stages. I bet. 0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:07.439 Yeah. 0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:08.160 It's been wild. 0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:11.080 So yeah, sorry, I should have crossed that out and 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.719 been like, Caitlin's pregnant and here's what you need to learn. 0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:16.160 Yeah, it's wild. 0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:16.759 You know. 0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:20.719 It'd be our first kid and we're very excited about it. 0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:24.840 But it has been a bit because she's been very sick. 0:37:25.280 --> 0:37:27.000 Like here's the thing. 0:37:27.680 --> 0:37:29.600 They might call it morning sickness, but they forgot to 0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:31.600 say sometimes you're sick for twenty four hours a day 0:37:31.640 --> 0:37:33.160 for two months total and you can't get out of bed. 0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:37.160 Yeah. I've often wondered why it's called morning sickness, Like 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:41.040 are you mourning your life? Yeah? Like are you just 0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:44.600 like mourning getting pregnant because it's so painful. 0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:45.520 It's a good point. 0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:47.680 We had so many great messages and you guys can 0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:49.840 call us as well if you want. Eight seven, seven 0:37:50.360 --> 0:37:51.120 seventy seven. 0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:55.080 Bobby, congratulations to you and your wife. That's so awesome 0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:58.359 to hear. I've been a father for about three years now. 0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:03.560 It's quite the journey. It's amazing. Genuinely, I want to 0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:07.000 say congratulations, see you in the missus, and good luck 0:38:07.040 --> 0:38:08.600 with a Bobby. It's the best thing you're ever going 0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:09.360 to do with your wife. 0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:11.279 Take care, Thank you very much. 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.279 We posted on Instagram yesterday about three o'clock. We really 0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:17.920 didn't have a time or a set plan, and my 0:38:18.000 --> 0:38:20.080 wife came down and was doing an interview with Clint Black. 0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:22.920 She came down and hung out a little bit and 0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:24.239 she was like, let's just go in and post it. 0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:26.560 I think for her it was good just to get 0:38:26.600 --> 0:38:30.560 it out there. Yeah, because you know we're in it now. 0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:31.960 I'm not going to say exactly where we are on 0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:34.280 the stage and not gonna reveal the gender or anything, 0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:37.239 so make it easier for me and don't ask. But 0:38:38.960 --> 0:38:40.799 I think she was just ready for it to be said. 0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:42.520 She was getting a lot of weird DM so was. 0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:44.160 I was like, your wife hasn't been on your social media? 0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:45.240 You guys getting divorced? 0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:46.840 Oh gosh, and like that. 0:38:47.239 --> 0:38:50.239 However that started and no, she just we went on 0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:53.239 vacation and we took her family on vacation, her mom 0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:56.040 and her dad and her sister and her brother in law. 0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:58.919 And she wasn't any of the pictures and so people 0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:00.880 were like, you didn't have your life and into your pictures? 0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:02.040 Are you guys going through a divorce? 0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:03.160 And I'm like, do you think if I were going 0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:06.200 through a divorce we would take our family on vacation? Yeah, 0:39:06.640 --> 0:39:08.520 so yeah, we're gonna do it. Well, I mean, we 0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:10.080 did it, but now we're gonna do it. We're gonna 0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:13.520 have a baby. I had a few other ideas for 0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:19.360 that caption on the pictures that we posted yesterday, and 0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:22.000 we ended up just putting like a baby emoji and 0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:24.480 a heart, and my wife and I we collabed, but 0:39:24.560 --> 0:39:27.319 I had some ideas. Number one was we both were 0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:28.800 gonna hold our shirts up and be like, one of 0:39:28.880 --> 0:39:29.880 us has got a baby in us. 0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:31.319 That's good. 0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:34.960 Number two was gonna be like, she let me do 0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:35.440 this to her. 0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:40.040 Oh no, you don't need that. That's weird. 0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:42.080 Nope, funny. 0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:47.360 I don't like that one. What's next for those of 0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:47.600 the two? 0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:49.239 Well, I had a few more, but if you don't 0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:51.440 like that one. And she was like, we can do 0:39:51.480 --> 0:39:54.320 whatever you want, but I'd prefer not to make it, 0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:57.560 you know, a comedy act. And so we settled on 0:39:57.680 --> 0:39:58.680 the baby head and the heart. 0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:02.040 I'm sure when I texted you about it, because Caitlyn 0:40:02.080 --> 0:40:03.680 had told me, and then I texted you like, oh 0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:07.200 my gosh, congratulations. And then you were like, what like 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:09.400 you reply back your little comedy sketch. He goes, what 0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:10.640 Kaitlyn's pregnant? 0:40:10.880 --> 0:40:14.080 Oh yeah, I know. Another comment was she didn't like 0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.239 this one. I think it's mine. 0:40:18.920 --> 0:40:19.440 That's funny. 0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:22.080 That's always a good one, right, that's an old trustee. 0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:23.680 That's an old trustee one there. 0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:24.520 It's always a bit. 0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:25.600 It's a bit. 0:40:26.520 --> 0:40:30.879 Yeah, it't tell you it ain't a bit. I got 0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:33.800 a lot of great calls and texts and I'm not 0:40:33.920 --> 0:40:36.200 a person. When there's really good or bad news that 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:39.200 calls anybody, I'll text. But I really admire people who 0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:42.319 call because and I didn't want to really answer them 0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:44.719 because I feel awkward, Like I feel like they don't 0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:45.920 even want to talk, they just feel like they have 0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:47.919 to call. But I got a call from a couple 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:49.440 people yesterday and they were like, just want to say 0:40:49.520 --> 0:40:52.239 I saw it, and I gasped and I don't know, 0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:54.279 I just called you. And then I feel like they're 0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.600 on the phone way too long with me, like they 0:40:55.600 --> 0:40:56.600 don't really want to be on the phone with me. 0:40:56.680 --> 0:40:57.719 So I'm like trying to get off the call the 0:40:57.760 --> 0:41:00.160 whole time. I'm like, thank you, I'll tell her, and 0:41:00.280 --> 0:41:04.080 you know, all right, It's just I'm bad on the phone. 0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:07.440 Got the future baby? Got an offer a scholarship at 0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:09.800 Purdue yesterday? What already already? 0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:10.280 Wow? 0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:10.600 Why? 0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:11.919 Wow? Yeah? 0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:14.360 I'm friends with coach Odam, the football coach there, and 0:41:14.360 --> 0:41:15.799 he was like, hey, whatever it is, boy or girl 0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:19.160 scholarship offer to Purdue right now, Yeah, call. 0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:19.880 Me and let me know that. 0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:27.360 So, I mean, Caitlin's so athletic. I bet you do. 0:41:27.600 --> 0:41:29.239 But like Jimmy, what are you doing. 0:41:30.400 --> 0:41:32.160 No, she's way more athletic than I am. 0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:34.600 Yes, I feel like you didn't let me finish. Between 0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:38.120 the two of you, your baby is gonna have skills. 0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:40.239 It will come out about it even y. 0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:45.800 Yeah, if it gets my wife's athleticism, it's on m 0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:50.120 hmm because she her whole family, they are gifted the 0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:51.240 superb athletes. 0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:51.560 Yeah. 0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.920 Yeah, so that's what's up. How you feeling? 0:41:55.680 --> 0:41:57.919 It's been We've been in this for months. At this point, 0:41:58.080 --> 0:42:00.759 it feels good to just finally reveal it. 0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:02.680 I think the way you put it of like when 0:42:02.680 --> 0:42:04.000 you have to go to the bathroom and the closer 0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:05.600 you get, like the worst, you just have to go, 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:07.719 like you just want to get it out. It's got 0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:08.960 to feel so freeing that. 0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:11.279 The other analogy is running on a treadmill, Like the 0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:13.320 closer you get to that whatever mile mark, you're like, 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:15.360 I can't do this much, you really start to go 0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:16.760 I don't know if I can do this much longer 0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:18.120 as you get closer to it. 0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:20.840 But yeah, it feels. It feels great to say it. 0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:24.759 And you know, my initial pitch was to not even 0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:28.200 announce there was a pregnancy, just to have the baby 0:42:28.320 --> 0:42:31.560 exist whoazy. It would just start showing up in pictures 0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.200 and my wife was like, I don't think so I 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:37.240 have to hide for like nine months, And I'm like, yeah. 0:42:37.200 --> 0:42:38.200 But what a bit huh. 0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:42.760 Then there would be all these things of like who's 0:42:42.800 --> 0:42:44.520 the surrogate or where'd y'all get that baby? 0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:48.640 No, but we would have pictures to post where'd you 0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:49.879 get the baby? That's a funny one. 0:42:50.040 --> 0:42:55.000 Yeah, I mean that's what I mean. This baby disappears. 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:58.160 But that's the bit that's awesome, just an appearing baby. 0:42:58.960 --> 0:43:03.399 So yeah, it's awesome. I don't even know. I really 0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:03.959 have no idea. 0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:04.720 Are you scared? 0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:07.839 Not yet? Yeah, she'd been so sick. 0:43:07.880 --> 0:43:09.520 She was so sick for so long that it's mostly 0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.560 just like no time to think about anything else except 0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:12.759 try to get her better. 0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:14.719 I don't know. It's scared maybe is the right word, 0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:20.520 but just like that's the right word, yeah, nervous, scared. Yeah, 0:43:20.600 --> 0:43:24.160 you'll probably as you get closer, I'm sure there. 0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:27.719 Will be anxiety that comes in. But I think the 0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.440 most anxious that I've been was. 0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:34.279 Like pre all of this, I just I don't know. 0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:35.800 I was always scared, and I don't know. 0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:37.040 I think part of me was like, I'm never going 0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:38.880 to have a kid, or I may not have a kid, 0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:40.759 and I'm okay with that because I didn't want to 0:43:40.760 --> 0:43:42.719 have a kid and be poor because I grew up 0:43:42.719 --> 0:43:45.000 as a poor kid with no resources, and so we 0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:46.520 don't have to worry about that. You know, that's a 0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:48.800 selfish thing, and there's gonna be other hard things, But 0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:51.200 to me, that was always the fact, like I don't 0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:53.239 want to have to raise a kid like I grew 0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:56.880 up and so we don't have to. And again, if 0:43:56.920 --> 0:43:58.600 it weren't for her, I don't know that I would 0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:02.600 have ever had a kid. So yeah, I really don't 0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.000 talk about IM probably gonna say a lot of things 0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:07.520 wrong because people get offended at everything when talking about 0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:11.239 people being pregnant stuff. There was one comment yesterday we 0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:14.080 did here and I didn't go into the comments purposefully 0:44:16.120 --> 0:44:17.720 and got a lot of them, and this this comment 0:44:17.880 --> 0:44:19.719 was like, and again I'm going to say a lot 0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:23.080 of stuff wrong. So if you're offended by what I say, 0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:25.680 I didn't mean to. But also kick rocks both, right, 0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:28.520 Like I apologize in advance if I say something that's offensive, 0:44:28.920 --> 0:44:31.280 and I don't mean to be offensive. But this person 0:44:31.360 --> 0:44:38.200 wrote glad you had success with IVF from a fellow 0:44:38.239 --> 0:44:40.719 IVF R. And I'm like, we didn't do IVF, And also, 0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:42.400 there's nothing wrong with IVF the a lot of my 0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:43.080 friends I've done it. 0:44:43.160 --> 0:44:45.759 But why would they assume that no idea, no idea, 0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:49.200 that's a weird one. Yeah, you comment back, I didn't 0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:50.520 call it was not the Bobby Bone Show page. 0:44:50.560 --> 0:44:52.320 Well, I don't think your response was. 0:44:52.400 --> 0:44:54.879 So, you know, I'm just saying over the next few months, 0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.000 I'm going to say stupid things, yeah, because I don't 0:44:57.000 --> 0:45:00.440 know enough about Yeah, but I feel. 0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:01.759 Like, was that an example of just someone else saying 0:45:01.800 --> 0:45:06.320 something stupid? Oh? Yeah, you might, yeah, yeah, I mean whatever, 0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:07.840 it's just someone making an assumption. 0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:09.680 Well, why would you even assume that? 0:45:09.880 --> 0:45:10.000 Oh? 0:45:10.120 --> 0:45:14.799 Well, you know what about because she's thirty three? 0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:17.200 It's not you know, I don't know if there's is 0:45:17.200 --> 0:45:19.400 there an age thing when people get older? Is it 0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:21.480 more of a because she's not older yet, she's not 0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:22.840 what's a geriatric pregnancy? 0:45:23.000 --> 0:45:24.000 Weird word by the way. 0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:24.399 So weird. 0:45:24.520 --> 0:45:26.680 Yeah you should be like eighty and pregnancy. 0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:28.520 Man, definitely going to that. 0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:31.680 Yeah you should be. Yeah. So, yeah, we didn't do IVF. 0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:32.480 But if we did. Who cares? 0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:34.759 Why would you even write that anyway if we did, Like, 0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:36.520 you don't know that, you're just assuming something. 0:45:37.080 --> 0:45:39.239 Yeah, but that was the only thing that you know. 0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:40.000 What assuming does? 0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:41.080 M h. 0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:46.239 I've heard, so I'll grab some calls. We'll take a 0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:49.680 little break, come back. It's really nice to be able 0:45:49.719 --> 0:45:51.800 to say it and not hide it anymore so. And 0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:53.400 I've been dropping little easter eggs here and there. If 0:45:53.400 --> 0:45:54.640 you guys have been paying attention. 0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:57.279 So like, what, uh stroller talk? 0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.919 Oh d it was all over but stroller talk you knew? 0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:03.239 Yeah? Oh so maybe I wasn't noticing it. Probably not 0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:06.000 because I'm like, well sometimes we talk about stroll and 0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:08.640 you kept saying over and over, I know nothing about strollers. 0:46:08.680 --> 0:46:09.560 I know, I don't know. 0:46:11.600 --> 0:46:13.560 It didn't occur to me. I don't really know if 0:46:13.600 --> 0:46:15.439 that was an easter egg. Now I'm curious, what are. 0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:18.200 You buying the Lamborghini stroller? I don't think so. 0:46:19.480 --> 0:46:21.399 I no, no, please don't. 0:46:21.520 --> 0:46:23.120 That was on the podcast yesterday. If you guys want 0:46:23.120 --> 0:46:23.480 to go hear that. 0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:28.480 It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two. 0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:31.440 Thanks for joining this week in Friends. If you're a 0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:33.960 brand new here and never listen to Best Bits. Thanks 0:46:34.040 --> 0:46:36.719 for being here. 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