Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why why and
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness less
Speaker 1: CULTURESTA is calling. Let's have a check in on our
Speaker 1: new phrase that we've created, yx of corks. So it's
Speaker 1: a fun new way and fun you take on a
Speaker 1: common phrase is out y, A quarks is in or
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you can really just subb in
Speaker 1: the X sound. You know that fricative. Maybe I'm not
Speaker 1: only I'm not a linguistic but I love but I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's a fricative sound. But anyway, you
Speaker 1: can sub. You can sub the XP for other sounds
Speaker 1: as well, like I tried out today on a text.
Speaker 1: At least I said, oh my gox, which I liked
Speaker 1: when you did that, which sounds fun. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: like it. Yeah, and our guest is into it. I
Speaker 1: believe our guest is into it. Maybe she's giving me,
Speaker 1: maybe she's going to fake us out and say I
Speaker 1: hate it. We'll say, I have a feeling this guess
Speaker 1: is gonna like it. Our guest, Um, wow, this is
Speaker 1: this is this is really special. This is a moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a moment. I just to like, we'll bring
Speaker 1: her in. But you know I just have to embarrass her.
Speaker 1: I will embarrass her. No, I mean her specials, her albums, incredible,
Speaker 1: how to Win Unwanted Thoughts, syndrome, old baby like it
Speaker 1: just such good stuff, the special special special like truly
Speaker 1: what like a pre eminent mind, I think really really
Speaker 1: such such an admire many many of our finest comedian's
Speaker 1: favorite comedian there you go out of course, Lady Dynamite.
Speaker 1: Just an incredible, incredible show. Um, and so we're so
Speaker 1: happy to have with us today. Maria Bamford, I feak
Speaker 1: so great folks, Yes, great folks, great folks. You know
Speaker 1: it could it could mean something else, but we know
Speaker 1: in context you can. You guys have used it as
Speaker 1: so good so well honestly up. Yeah. The what it
Speaker 1: really takes it to the next level is the of
Speaker 1: corks of course cos. And you think maybe we know
Speaker 1: wine corks, quirkboard, it's of cos and people have um
Speaker 1: been tweeting yex of corks and back to us. After
Speaker 1: we announced it at our live show at the we
Speaker 1: announced it as a new thing in the cultural canna,
Speaker 1: which is how you things catch on. You have to
Speaker 1: force that. I'm going to take that home and I'm
Speaker 1: going to at least say it to seventeen people. Seventeen people,
Speaker 1: and you know, five of them. I think five of
Speaker 1: them will continue on. You know what stayed with me.
Speaker 1: One of your phrases that stayed with me is um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember this hog book. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: hogbogg book true words together that are delightful to say.
Speaker 1: It was my screen name for my Okay Cupid problem,
Speaker 1: which is your husband? How I met my husband? One
Speaker 1: guy responded to hogbook and it was the right guy
Speaker 1: And it was the right guy my because you put
Speaker 1: some vague on there on your profile, like uh, I
Speaker 1: put thoughtful, funny or something yeah too wide a net. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: everyone everyone wants thoughtful and funny, but not everyone wants
Speaker 1: hog book. And if you do want hog book, like
Speaker 1: you know, you have to connect with people who like
Speaker 1: the same words as you. Yeah yeah, and I love
Speaker 1: or yeah love the words in the same way that
Speaker 1: you love words. And he is like hog book? What
Speaker 1: the who is this lady? Right? And which is where
Speaker 1: some people wrote me and said hog book. Did you
Speaker 1: know that's the word for a log book that a
Speaker 1: pilot keeps in the cockpit. Yeah, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I like how it sounds babe okay or
Speaker 1: the oral a you are a l experience, thank you?
Speaker 1: Or you're not trying to bag a pilot, are you? No? No? No?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you my favorite word? But it is
Speaker 1: a Spanish word mola backpack. Yes, Sheila. When I've heard
Speaker 1: about la mochila, I was like, that's it for me?
Speaker 1: Was it do the explorer thing? No? You know what?
Speaker 1: Ideo was mochila. She often says mochila because she has
Speaker 1: a mochila. I believe it's a Tienna mochila. She has
Speaker 1: a mochila one backpack, short, good one. I guess I
Speaker 1: have to give the credit against She's going to make
Speaker 1: it on the podcast against Senorita Ford. Seniory to four
Speaker 1: or sixth grade? Finished that was ninth grade, ninth grade.
Speaker 1: But I love that she was Senorita Ford. That's another
Speaker 1: that's like a hogbook situation where it's like two words
Speaker 1: that just you know, they don't You don't think they
Speaker 1: would go together, but then they comically they work. There's
Speaker 1: a comic dissonance to it. Wouldn't you say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was sure. Um grew up in California, Maria. No, no,
Speaker 1: you were born here. I was born here. I grew
Speaker 1: up in Minnesota. But I get my dad was in
Speaker 1: the Navy, so I grew up or born in the
Speaker 1: naval hospital. My god, No, you shouldn't. Nobody should know
Speaker 1: any of these things. Aren't anyone? Absolutely? My spouse maybe
Speaker 1: maybe invasive? Now this invasive and now it's too much.
Speaker 1: Now I know too much. Know the mystery is gone gone.
Speaker 1: We have a friend who has long the silhouette of
Speaker 1: Long Island tattooed on his bicep, and we said, when
Speaker 1: did you get that? He said last year? I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: and and for what reason? Long Island pride, not even
Speaker 1: gay practice? He grew up there? Or Okay, so it
Speaker 1: wasn't it because of a certain seminal experience, he said?
Speaker 1: He said, right, I had. I went to Long Island
Speaker 1: and I thought this is a beautiful country. No. But honestly,
Speaker 1: if I could have a state or a region tattooed
Speaker 1: on me, I guess I would have to be Florida. Okay,
Speaker 1: but that is that is because you have had seminal.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a Disney person. How does that make you feel? Well? Mixed.
Speaker 1: I did work for Disney as a secretary in the
Speaker 1: very boring part of the show. I was in the
Speaker 1: show that's very quiet and grim, a lot of getting
Speaker 1: coffee and hustling experience. It's not fun um, but you're
Speaker 1: still a part of the shower. When they tell you
Speaker 1: you're a cast member, that has to feel exhilarating in
Speaker 1: some way, even if you know the reality is a
Speaker 1: lot of sitting and an administrative work, administrating and still
Speaker 1: answering phones when somebody says, yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: legal um where people can't use anything that has worked
Speaker 1: in the legal department, where it's like anything that looks
Speaker 1: like Mickey So like some poor lady in Guatemala is
Speaker 1: just making like Mickey Mouse, you know, quilts just for
Speaker 1: funzies out of her and they came for her. Oh yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they everybody goes down. So wait, here's a question. Working
Speaker 1: for Disney, even in the legal department, do you still
Speaker 1: have to be like this? Well, I mean I tried,
Speaker 1: I tried my best. Um, I've certainly I did almost
Speaker 1: get I I didn't get fired. This is one of
Speaker 1: the worst things that I ever did. I was a receptionist,
Speaker 1: and I was substituting for another woman who had left
Speaker 1: a half eaten chocolate rabbit from Easter on her desk. Now, albeit,
Speaker 1: I need to bring my own snacks, okay, but I
Speaker 1: cannot bear when someone leaves something delicious. You're gonna just
Speaker 1: you're eating that slowly. I ate it up. She tracked
Speaker 1: me down within the mail system at Disney called me
Speaker 1: and said, what the hell you ate my chocolate rabbit?
Speaker 1: And and I was very ashamed. It has not stopped
Speaker 1: me from stealing other people's food. And you have to
Speaker 1: keep being you who you are and this is what
Speaker 1: you steal. But this is what I have to say,
Speaker 1: and not to not to put this in a victim
Speaker 1: blaming situation. She left that on display. Also, I love
Speaker 1: the grabit on display. You're not gonna not eat it,
Speaker 1: It's not for nothing, But you don't just leave chop
Speaker 1: it out, because honey, it's real culture number forty four.
Speaker 1: Sure Easter don't and I was gonna. In addition, it's
Speaker 1: chocolate will melts. Absolutely, she didn't think of that. That's
Speaker 1: why she didn't think of that. But it's chilled, it's
Speaker 1: chilled inside them. A Mauschwitz it's like very that. It's
Speaker 1: very nice conditioning system, but not inside those suits. People
Speaker 1: in those suits who have to live in the tunnels.
Speaker 1: Are they air conditioned? Though? Because I also I never
Speaker 1: like whenever they say, well, don't worry those suits because
Speaker 1: you see them and they are in Orlando, Florida, which
Speaker 1: is a tropical climate decided, and they say, don't worry,
Speaker 1: the suits are air conditioning, And I'm like, how could
Speaker 1: that be? Do you have in tell I don't have intel.
Speaker 1: I have been inside one of a suit like that.
Speaker 1: Uh get me the Minnesota pickle, thank you. But it
Speaker 1: was hot and awful. It gets to be like a
Speaker 1: hundred degrees. You don't know which way you're walking, kids
Speaker 1: are kicking you. It's not no, yeah, it was okay.
Speaker 1: Would you does that rank as one of the worst
Speaker 1: odd jobs? Well? Actually just auditioned and then I heard
Speaker 1: the war stories and other former pickles in the audition
Speaker 1: room and they're like yeah. I mean sometimes I was
Speaker 1: at the Iowa State Fair and I just started running
Speaker 1: and I was like and these were grown man, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know what, Um, I'm a
Speaker 1: tony Leddy. I'm not going to drive down to Iowa
Speaker 1: and do that kind of nonsense. Take a tour like that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd rather do it without the suit, you know, like
Speaker 1: if you're going to chase me, I want to be
Speaker 1: known for who I am. So you had in the suit, Yes,
Speaker 1: you have to put on the suits. That was the
Speaker 1: one time you had it. Yeah, yeah, I just imagined
Speaker 1: all the horrors, so I didn't. But I have been
Speaker 1: a costumed character in a park. I was a bare
Speaker 1: in the Star Trek Deep Space nine franchies, very briefly
Speaker 1: was being showcased, I believe for a number of years,
Speaker 1: a few years, and I came out to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Was one of the reasons I got to move out here.
Speaker 1: They're paying six hundred bucks a week for you to
Speaker 1: walk around with a vulcan and a kling on. I
Speaker 1: just had to wear a tight space outfit with some
Speaker 1: false false breasts because that's part of my culture and
Speaker 1: do Jack in the Box openings, and it was it
Speaker 1: was a delight. That's I mean, it is a pretty
Speaker 1: good gig, like you know, and you bring people joy.
Speaker 1: I guess that's my thing. With the Disney employees and
Speaker 1: like people that do that. It's always like I don't
Speaker 1: understand how you maintain a level of almost manic positivity
Speaker 1: and joy even when people and you know, look the
Speaker 1: people that go to Disney, especially the Magic Endom. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of families with tired kids. It's stressful. So
Speaker 1: I don't understand how you can have guest interactions which
Speaker 1: most of the time like probably are frustrating, but keep
Speaker 1: up that level of Disney happiness. Well, aren't they They
Speaker 1: they're silent, right, nobody says anything. Well, but then people
Speaker 1: in the suits, but on a customer service level, like
Speaker 1: you can like walk up to a hostess and just
Speaker 1: be in the worst mood, be the biggest jerk and
Speaker 1: be like I want a table now, and then they
Speaker 1: just have to smile through it. Yeah, well I did
Speaker 1: send some passive aggression. We went to Avatar Land because
Speaker 1: now they have I don't know, Animal Kingdom has like
Speaker 1: the World of Avatar Pandora, And there was like a
Speaker 1: very long line for like the State of the Art
Speaker 1: attraction there, and one person came up to a cast
Speaker 1: member who's like smiling through it dealing with people who
Speaker 1: don't want to wait, and the guys like is this seriously?
Speaker 1: The line um can can I have my drink in there.
Speaker 1: She goes, actually, no, you can't bring an alcoholic beverage
Speaker 1: in um and like or something like that, like some beverage.
Speaker 1: But she was like, and he was like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about, Like that's not the policy, and she
Speaker 1: was just like that's always been our policy. And you
Speaker 1: saw that little glimpse of like, I don't like this,
Speaker 1: but but she had the smile and like, as far
Speaker 1: as anyone could tell or report, she was happy when
Speaker 1: she said it. Yeah. I mean she has her finger
Speaker 1: on the button if anything goes down, if any woman
Speaker 1: starts to get a gro like, she just shoot opens
Speaker 1: up and you're taken out of the magic Kingdom. Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: Then I also heard about their the underpaid people at
Speaker 1: the parks and people are yeah, and people are living
Speaker 1: in their cars, uh to work there. And I thought
Speaker 1: to myself, that's that's not happy. That that can't be happy. Yeah, that,
Speaker 1: oh my god, for sure. Well, the the New York
Speaker 1: Times is gonna a serious about it, so it has
Speaker 1: to be true. Do you consider yourself an adventurous theme
Speaker 1: park type or you kind of when you have a vacation,
Speaker 1: like the silence and the quiet and the books. Oh,
Speaker 1: I do like a book. Unfortunately, but unfortunately well, I
Speaker 1: mean for you guys. I mean it's not I'm not,
Speaker 1: that's not. We're embracing it. Okay. This last weekend we
Speaker 1: went to see Yola Tango in the Desert and that
Speaker 1: was fun. And I don't know anything about music, so
Speaker 1: I brought my scrap booking supplies where I sat in
Speaker 1: the back when it was at Papian Harriet's, this desert
Speaker 1: outpost place. And I sat there and then the man came,
Speaker 1: you know, people who were sick or taken out by
Speaker 1: security sat by me on the bench. I got vomited
Speaker 1: by and I got and uh center for outcasts, Center
Speaker 1: for outcast, and I just anyways, I was my version
Speaker 1: of scrap booking as I cut out pictures from magazines
Speaker 1: and then paste them inside of of used books and
Speaker 1: then give them to my friends for Christmas. That's lovely. Now,
Speaker 1: what is what is the visual visually compelling thing in
Speaker 1: an image that will make you want to say, I'm
Speaker 1: well because my lady, my friends with middle ladies, It's
Speaker 1: always something, you know, like an adult diaper or like
Speaker 1: a not your not your daughter's jeans. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: it's not like Jonas as a hot boy Charlie Pooth. No, No,
Speaker 1: although he's very they're very cute boy. Song attention is
Speaker 1: very attention. Do you have a favorite hot young new star. Well,
Speaker 1: I really loved watching um I'm the one video with
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber and all of his pals D and DJ
Speaker 1: and its just the discomfort they had as they were
Speaker 1: kind of like standing around casually as this gorgeous woman
Speaker 1: hanging out on a horse. It just it was so
Speaker 1: bizarre and really uh, it was very sweet in the discomfort. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just they didn't look that. They were definitely looking
Speaker 1: at the camera really hard, like this looks cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're playing it off the music videos these days they're
Speaker 1: getting pretty cool. Yeah, did you They just get cooler
Speaker 1: and cool. They just get cooler and cooler. I believe
Speaker 1: because of the money. The money. Yeah. And I tell
Speaker 1: you what, what what music video just made me cry? Which
Speaker 1: one in five They have a neuvid music video called
Speaker 1: girls Like You and that they have it's like and
Speaker 1: Levina is like singing and being handsome Adam Levine And
Speaker 1: that's a very good It was impressionist, um clearly, but
Speaker 1: the cameras circling around him, and as it does, you
Speaker 1: see like another Like every revolution there's a new sort
Speaker 1: of famous celebrity woman. And you know it's just kind
Speaker 1: of like a it's kind of like a name dropping
Speaker 1: music music video. But I believe the intense is like
Speaker 1: all types of like all types of what do we
Speaker 1: just see? Its like what we all types of beauty? Yes,
Speaker 1: and the inner beauty and they're just dand singing, being
Speaker 1: themselves and being celebrating different individuality and wonderful. And then
Speaker 1: the last shot is him with Bihati, his gorgeous wife
Speaker 1: and their baby, and he gives a hug and it's
Speaker 1: you can that's his girl like girl like you sure
Speaker 1: will cried it got me, I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I love that about myself that I crowded a
Speaker 1: Maroon five videos. No, there's nothing wrong with that. I
Speaker 1: watched Maroon five video with Cardie B. I love Miss
Speaker 1: Cardi B. This is the one that's comes in. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you will. You watched the Cardi part, which is
Speaker 1: kind of the best part from Cardi. I'm a Cardi
Speaker 1: fan because I think I saw it on her Instagram feed. Yes,
Speaker 1: she comes in and she has a lovely verse. She
Speaker 1: rhymes her own name with Harley Harley Cardy CARDI like
Speaker 1: Harley Harley. That's a good um. We call that a
Speaker 1: slant rhyme. It's not a slant ruy. Well, what is
Speaker 1: a slant room. It doesn't have the exact same syllabic um,
Speaker 1: you know, analoggusness. I'm just calling words out and now
Speaker 1: La goose. Wait, one more thing about the the I'm
Speaker 1: the one video I think out of all of them,
Speaker 1: and let me know if you agree with me, Maria,
Speaker 1: I think Chance the Rapper is the least comfortable to be.
Speaker 1: To be there is the guy with the elaborate teeth work,
Speaker 1: not the elaborateeeth work, this guy in the baseball cap
Speaker 1: and in the facial her and he's just kind of
Speaker 1: an adorable guy, just like kind of dancing around. He's
Speaker 1: just like, I don't really, this is awkward, this is strange.
Speaker 1: He's the most like he's winking at the audience the most.
Speaker 1: But anyway, did you happen to see the new Jennifer
Speaker 1: Lopez video. It's called dinero. And let me tell you
Speaker 1: that's another good word. You care mass. That's basically the chorus,
Speaker 1: You'll want money, and then she goes which is of
Speaker 1: course money three times. Now. Jennifer Lopez is absolutely a
Speaker 1: fabulously wealthy woman, and she shows that off in the video.
Speaker 1: And then the last shot, the very last shot, she's
Speaker 1: in a saw anna and next to her is a unicorn,
Speaker 1: because of course she because we're to believe that she
Speaker 1: has so rich that she has a unicorn, and Mariana confused.
Speaker 1: Do you look confused, perturb I bet she thought unicorns.
Speaker 1: Everyone has different, uh, different definitions of what luxury means.
Speaker 1: That having a unicorn in a sauna with me, that
Speaker 1: doesn't That's not my go to. But when you're Jennifer Lopez,
Speaker 1: I guess, like when you have everything right, what's the
Speaker 1: one thing you don't have? Something that doesn't exist on
Speaker 1: this plane of reality. This is a fun little and
Speaker 1: with an animal, let's put it somewhere it can't live. Now,
Speaker 1: this is this opens up a good discussion. Let's I
Speaker 1: think we each go around and talk about what our
Speaker 1: idea of luxury and wealth means in in one setting.
Speaker 1: So I'll start. I'll say I've got um on one hand, uh,
Speaker 1: a diet sprite, another nice coffee, a little bit of
Speaker 1: a little bit of half and half. Just um, cold
Speaker 1: brew or ice coffee, ice coffee, coldbrew. I can't, I
Speaker 1: can't deal with just the It makes me crazy. Just
Speaker 1: it's too concentrated. But it's a nice coffee. But it's
Speaker 1: not a water down hot coffee either. So um. And
Speaker 1: then I'm just you know, I'm just at home playing
Speaker 1: playing a great video game. Um, and then just eating
Speaker 1: a gorgeous, gorgeous pasta meal. All right, what about you, mail,
Speaker 1: Let's let's go, let's go this. So I have a
Speaker 1: disease where every night I dream about theme parks. I
Speaker 1: can't explain it, but every single night of my life
Speaker 1: there's a theme park in my dream. Have you been
Speaker 1: to the other theme parks abroad? Like the way I
Speaker 1: sometimes do travel around? Like one time I was in
Speaker 1: um Ohio and I wanted to go to Cedar Point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like it's like the roller coaster palace of
Speaker 1: the world, but it was too far. So I went
Speaker 1: to Paramount King's Island by myself, and I like I
Speaker 1: was being a nerd, like writing these like wooden roller
Speaker 1: coasters I had always wanted to do my whole life,
Speaker 1: and actually behind me in line or like other like
Speaker 1: coaster people, and I got into a discussion with them
Speaker 1: that I couldn't believe I was having about like the
Speaker 1: angles of the track, like it's really tortu. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it's I it was coaster talk. It was um and
Speaker 1: it was of course in two thousand six. But I
Speaker 1: think that my idea of fabulous wealth would be to
Speaker 1: be able to after the after a theme park closed,
Speaker 1: is to be able to rent it out like you
Speaker 1: know these whenever I'm leaving a theme park and like
Speaker 1: you see them setting up buffet tables, I'm like, whose
Speaker 1: it for? I want to be invited to that wedding
Speaker 1: and to be able to do whatever you want in
Speaker 1: the theme park, like even a major one, like I
Speaker 1: have it for the night. You want to run out
Speaker 1: all of them the Universal City Walk. Yes here and
Speaker 1: just for me, and honestly by canet, just for me.
Speaker 1: It would also be about hundreds of my closest friends
Speaker 1: and then being able to walk down from ride to
Speaker 1: ride and be like Stacy Mark Giovanni, you know, like
Speaker 1: everyone's there. Have you met Stacy Mark and Giovanni had something?
Speaker 1: I don't know one person named any of those things.
Speaker 1: You know a mark, you must know mark. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever met a mark, but just know that
Speaker 1: when you do, it's a sign of luk. Here, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, you're all coming with me to the
Speaker 1: buffet tables setting up at City Walk. What I mean.
Speaker 1: What I mean by that is I'll just it'll be
Speaker 1: all my people. And you know, my senior trip. We
Speaker 1: went to Hershey Park my senior high school trip, and
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, but then it got very dark
Speaker 1: because the bus broke down on the way home. And
Speaker 1: I'm from Long Island, so it was from Pennsylvania's Long
Speaker 1: Island and the bus broke down on the side of
Speaker 1: the road and we had to walk to another bus,
Speaker 1: which didn't get there for two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: So we were just like it was very like this
Speaker 1: is how a horror movie starts, and horror movies don't
Speaker 1: end well did anyway? Is it a memory though, that
Speaker 1: everyone connects within your class. I think that, um, we
Speaker 1: all have that shared experience. Yes, except the people that
Speaker 1: didn't go that day because they missed the bus and
Speaker 1: you really you can never miss a bus, and they
Speaker 1: really missed the bus. Yeah, they really missed the bus
Speaker 1: actually real cultural number one N one, you can never
Speaker 1: miss the bus, Maia, what is your idea of fabulous? Well, well,
Speaker 1: I was going to say something really uh uh shallow.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't worry, no, no, no, I was going
Speaker 1: to say something that is the opposite of shallows. So
Speaker 1: that looks like a nice person like affordable housing for
Speaker 1: Los Angeles there are a hundred thousand people living on
Speaker 1: the street, which there are, but okay, luxury, um, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: I think it would be you don't want to be.
Speaker 1: It would be having tons of energy. I would love
Speaker 1: to be someone who has a ship ton of energy.
Speaker 1: I'm on I'm on a number of medications when which
Speaker 1: just an antipsychotic which I love, and it clocks me
Speaker 1: out at the end of the day. But the problem
Speaker 1: is is I'm a little tie tie all the time.
Speaker 1: I would not mind having uh the go go Chihuahua.
Speaker 1: Energy of what I've seen of many people on the planet. Sure,
Speaker 1: I mean energy is the currency. That is. We are
Speaker 1: very tired right now, and we promised you, Maria, we
Speaker 1: can't bring oh my god, talk about we are so tired.
Speaker 1: So we're from New York. We're only here for two weeks.
Speaker 1: So basically like we just well we were We did
Speaker 1: a live show on Tuesday, and so you're got to
Speaker 1: meet with the industry. You have to do with the
Speaker 1: big right, what's your story? And we were happy to
Speaker 1: tell them our story. In the process of doing so, mentally,
Speaker 1: you're just no, it's Austin. Yeah, and then you get
Speaker 1: a free bottle of water, and then you go, what's happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you feel that when they offer you a bottle
Speaker 1: of water in the beginning of the meeting, obligated to
Speaker 1: say yes because the other day I said no and
Speaker 1: the girl looked at me, like, you don't want water,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I mean, I'll take it. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: I've always taken the water, so I don't know what
Speaker 1: it feels like to not take the water. I always
Speaker 1: want something. I want whatever I can get out of
Speaker 1: that thing. I took two Dolly ranchers out of your
Speaker 1: cup out there, yeah, are no, there's a grape and
Speaker 1: a cherry, and grapes are my faith. I'm not a
Speaker 1: grape girl, okay, all right, I'm not a seer apple girl.
Speaker 1: I'm very specific with us and cherry cherry, cherry, Okay.
Speaker 1: I may have not eaten all the cherries. Okay, I
Speaker 1: hope so. But also I'm color blind, so they all
Speaker 1: look the same to me. I looked on the thing
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, those are all grape. But anyway,
Speaker 1: we understand being tired, but my tiredness does manifest in
Speaker 1: doing more like I'm a I'm a person who's on
Speaker 1: a lot, and then when I go home, like I
Speaker 1: have to be by myself, like it's the whole day
Speaker 1: of extrovert and then like really, like now let me
Speaker 1: conk out sure, I mean what what? What is like? Um?
Speaker 1: What is something? Like? What? Like? How are you? How
Speaker 1: do you even combat that? Like moment to moment Like
Speaker 1: that's what I That's what I'm That's what my struggle is.
Speaker 1: I can't combat it. Um. I see my friend Amy
Speaker 1: who has she has a small business. She wakes up
Speaker 1: at five, she feeds over twenty five million animals, and
Speaker 1: then she goes to your small business talks with people
Speaker 1: all freaking day. Then she goes out to a ranch
Speaker 1: where she volunteers and cleans horses and goes on horse rides,
Speaker 1: and then she finally gets home at around nine o'clock
Speaker 1: a night, and she tips over. But if I can do,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do this podcast. I'm going to go
Speaker 1: home and take a nap. Good. Yes, that's that's it.
Speaker 1: I sometimes feel exhausted, like we're talking about those meetings,
Speaker 1: like we leave the meetings and we're like, because they
Speaker 1: are a performance. Yes, yes, and podcasting is a performance.
Speaker 1: Oh sure we're all performing now. Yes, it's actually real
Speaker 1: culture number ninety four podcast performance. Yes, I missed some
Speaker 1: of the syllables there, but that's okay because they got
Speaker 1: well and some people miss I've been on some podcasts
Speaker 1: where it's it is more just a chit chat, and
Speaker 1: you go, okay, we gotta we gotta step it up
Speaker 1: a not yeah, because who really wants to just hear
Speaker 1: chit chat? No, you want to hear something that has
Speaker 1: been really and you can can serve you the extravagance.
Speaker 1: You want to listen to something that's been rehearsed. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear any improv podcast conversation and a
Speaker 1: good sign this essentially that don't tune out, don't tune out,
Speaker 1: don't tune don't Now to have a producer just laughing
Speaker 1: and rocking in his chat, his little shoulder shaking, he's
Speaker 1: on he's on his phone. Now he's gotta he's got
Speaker 1: to take care of him. This is this is Brett.
Speaker 1: This is who we were lovingly referred to as HPB
Speaker 1: Hot Producer Brett, and he's an all. You haven't met them,
Speaker 1: but we have lovely producers out of New York name
Speaker 1: Joe and Alex who are referred to as j and
Speaker 1: HP A Hot Producer Alex, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: us objectifying them in this way should be pumped the brakes? Well,
Speaker 1: my husband I were just talking about this last night,
Speaker 1: about how women are sometimes predators, you know from the
Speaker 1: me Too move it, there haven't been as many talks
Speaker 1: about how like this woman she we were dating and
Speaker 1: she she she preassured me for sex and that happens too.
Speaker 1: So I just I want to say, Brett, this is
Speaker 1: your opportunity to speak up if you feel unsafe and
Speaker 1: um uh also yeah, I mean I just know that
Speaker 1: uh with with everyone uh talking about that, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make me I know what made me think about some
Speaker 1: of the things I did in the past as young. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but let's just let's just I guess scope in on
Speaker 1: just me and Matt as two gay men just sort
Speaker 1: of like playfully praying on these poor unsuspecting what's flirtation
Speaker 1: and what's intimidation? Oh yeah, well, and that's that's I
Speaker 1: think the I had a I was at a comedy
Speaker 1: club in in Houston, Addison, anybody listening, and um, the
Speaker 1: club owner led me up to the stage by the
Speaker 1: small of my back. I know where it is, buddy,
Speaker 1: not touching at work. But I think, oh, this is
Speaker 1: the definition of flirting that my friend Accucation heard in order.
Speaker 1: Flirting is when you've succeeded in making the other person
Speaker 1: feel attractive. So if you if the person hasn't feel attractive,
Speaker 1: then you have not sued in flirting. Jackieason's eighty one
Speaker 1: year old father is a great flirter. Like, he's not
Speaker 1: a creepy flirt. For some reason, I just feel like
Speaker 1: a hot, hot baby, and um, you know, and he's
Speaker 1: just saying how pretty I look? And where'd you get
Speaker 1: that blouse? Um? But uh, it does make me feel good.
Speaker 1: So perhaps you know that's the thing you need to
Speaker 1: ask them, do Brett, are you feeling at okay? And
Speaker 1: I know I knew it. I knew it. And you
Speaker 1: know what there's basically a little half smile erupt on
Speaker 1: that face. There's a little bit of jealousy that's being
Speaker 1: sort of drummed up between the producer, the producer and
Speaker 1: other producer. Joe has texted us and said, well, well, wow,
Speaker 1: it looks like I've been replaced. And I'm saying, listen,
Speaker 1: there's there's a room. There's two of us. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: room for everybody. There's love enough for everyone. There's everyone.
Speaker 1: And of course you are in aged to a lady
Speaker 1: that we love to propose on the Amalfi Coast, I mean,
Speaker 1: Bratt big Reville. It's gonna be a long engagement. We
Speaker 1: had a whole discussion about late two nineteen oh interesting
Speaker 1: the service. I don't know, I'm like, I have any
Speaker 1: thoughts about it. I didn't get married till I was
Speaker 1: forty five, and my husband and I had never had
Speaker 1: anything last over a year. He had never had last
Speaker 1: anything over three years. We are now at four and
Speaker 1: a half, longer than one and longer than three. New records,
Speaker 1: new record, yes, because I'm I'm working with like my
Speaker 1: longest thing has been like three months, and me being like, oh,
Speaker 1: is there any hope? But I mean look, it just
Speaker 1: takes a guy who looks at your screen name hog
Speaker 1: book and says, yes, yeah, you have to lead with
Speaker 1: your weird Yeah. You know. That's the thing too about
Speaker 1: like dating is like, that's amazing that you guys met
Speaker 1: on okay Cube, but but okay Cupid like didn't really
Speaker 1: work for me. And then I met my my ex
Speaker 1: boyfriend who I was with her over two years. I
Speaker 1: met doing a show and being very insanely weird on stage,
Speaker 1: and I kind of was like, oh fu SI, now
Speaker 1: I don't have to like let them know that I'm
Speaker 1: a performer. Was that like a weird did? Like, you know,
Speaker 1: he had already he watched comedy, so he knew that
Speaker 1: I was a comedian, and he was and uh, and
Speaker 1: he's an artist and he works for some famous like
Speaker 1: painter artists who are cuckoo for Coco puffs. I mean
Speaker 1: just in terms of a wonderful creative people like um.
Speaker 1: So uh, he had no problem with it. Had and
Speaker 1: he loves comedians. He says, the comedy world is just
Speaker 1: so much more friendly, which is true. It's a lot
Speaker 1: more accepting than we went to. We've gone to some
Speaker 1: art parties and the art parties are it's hard, like
Speaker 1: they're just uh, it's a little stressful. I think because
Speaker 1: there's so much money involved comedy. We're all we're all
Speaker 1: getting twenty bucks. Maybe after the show. It's not to
Speaker 1: drink tickets and don't lose them because if you lose them,
Speaker 1: you know we're going to believe you. But you know
Speaker 1: what I do is I pick up Usually no one
Speaker 1: wants both. Yeah, I'll just take them all drink tickets
Speaker 1: and cash. Uh yeah. I think when in comedy it's
Speaker 1: still always humbling, like I can bomb. Well, I just
Speaker 1: did you know, like if the other night in a
Speaker 1: small bar and lost, feels like people weren't on board
Speaker 1: and really I just kept talking. Well, you just you
Speaker 1: do your time, you feel the time and uh um
Speaker 1: and people have seen a lot of famous performers here
Speaker 1: and you gotta be something real special to get anybody's
Speaker 1: attention in Los Angeles? Do you let the bombing? If
Speaker 1: that at first of all, I can't really picture your bomb,
Speaker 1: but I know it's being having done. We will, I mean,
Speaker 1: we will believe it that anybody can bomb and at
Speaker 1: whatever stage. But I mean, when were we gonna ask you? Um?
Speaker 1: But what I was going to ask, was do you
Speaker 1: let the bombing like roll off your back or do
Speaker 1: you kind of like really sitting there, I question of
Speaker 1: my abilities? And what what the point is extensionalism? Nihilism? Uh? What? Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What what is the function? What is function? And feeling
Speaker 1: guilty like put these people through something? They had gone
Speaker 1: out to have a good time and here they were
Speaker 1: trapped um for fifteen to twenty minutes with my nonsense
Speaker 1: and but I I don't know, but that's also part
Speaker 1: of the machismo of doing. But actually, I actually there's
Speaker 1: nothing attractive to me about bombing. Like my my friend
Speaker 1: just told me they bombed, and she was like, I bombed,
Speaker 1: and you know what, it felt good. I felt knocked down.
Speaker 1: I'm now I'm hungry again. I was like, see, that's
Speaker 1: not how I am. I'd like to be loved all
Speaker 1: the time. That's and that's usually what I create for myself,
Speaker 1: as I create like a small cocoon where I can
Speaker 1: just be in a black box theater and everyone's like,
Speaker 1: it's amazing that you're alive, You're a legend. Good for you.
Speaker 1: Do you feel that, like now that people have known
Speaker 1: who you are for a very long time you get that,
Speaker 1: like you're an icon, your a legend and thank you?
Speaker 1: Does that ever, does that fault your feet a lot?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I don't think I've got that,
Speaker 1: but I would. Um, I can't wait we bring out
Speaker 1: a huge trophy. Well, I think it's just get you
Speaker 1: just realize and how lucky you are just still be
Speaker 1: in it, and and how unbelievably talented people are starting
Speaker 1: out now. People are just so good and and that's
Speaker 1: that's very inspiring. I mean, I feel like I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I'm I'm at her at it really on
Speaker 1: some level than I was when I started in terms
Speaker 1: of like just I probably had more passion when I started,
Speaker 1: which probably helped things. And now I'm like, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: got a pool, paid for the pool, so maybe we
Speaker 1: can slow down. We got we got we got the luxury. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I've got the pools though. Yeah. Now like, well now
Speaker 1: the up my husband and we're going to do uh,
Speaker 1: we're trying to build a cooperative of our house. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we've got one comic in Carmen Morales lives with us,
Speaker 1: and then maybe get a second one and maybe get
Speaker 1: another old pug if we get three old pugs like
Speaker 1: a little pug old ranch pug ranch um oh, I love.
Speaker 1: I think pug ranches your wealth setting. I think that's
Speaker 1: what it is. And that's fiftd bucks a month. I
Speaker 1: mean just for drops. I mean seriously, they are dying
Speaker 1: from birth to death. It's not a good situation for them.
Speaker 1: Those are the eye And tell me if you agree
Speaker 1: with me. The thing to admire in love about puzzes
Speaker 1: that they are constantly suffering, just constantly, like they can't
Speaker 1: breathe and they're just like confused adult or like what's
Speaker 1: going on? That's like and you are, but yet you
Speaker 1: keep going and you keep going, and I am I
Speaker 1: mistating anything that is that's like looking in the mirror
Speaker 1: to me, you know, like it's I'm struggling. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm going to make it like I'm the
Speaker 1: person like you know when they have those survivor stories
Speaker 1: on the sea or something like I'm the person who
Speaker 1: eats all the chocolate and goes I'm so sorry and
Speaker 1: then dives and is eaten by sharks like I just
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a survivor at something. I understand
Speaker 1: that I watch Life of pie and stuff, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I watched I saw like Us, like a zombie movie,
Speaker 1: and people are like, character, would you belie? I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not in it. The second I hear the zombie
Speaker 1: apocalyst is happening, I guarantee I have a heart attack
Speaker 1: right away, and I'm gone. Like a shark movie. Now
Speaker 1: I see a shark and I'm gone. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: do anything heroic or yeah, it's been a good run,
Speaker 1: like you just got to hang out, come here, I am.
Speaker 1: I don't. I probably would just walk out. Yeah, zombies,
Speaker 1: it has to happen. Now, just take me early. I'm
Speaker 1: an early adopter. Yeah, yeah, you guys hungry, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it. Pugs though, pugs, Pugs are Pugs are emblematic
Speaker 1: of survival. Maybe is that is that? Yeah, where they're
Speaker 1: struggling and they're adorable, and they're also super accepting and
Speaker 1: loving of our most most of them. I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are some growling pugs, but I don't know them, and
Speaker 1: I yeah, and I feel weird about That's why we
Speaker 1: get old pugs because I don't want I don't want
Speaker 1: to bring any more babies into the world unless because
Speaker 1: I think it is a little odd that we breed. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it feels weird. Like I we have gold we have
Speaker 1: Gold Retrievers all growing up and they are the best.
Speaker 1: But watching what happens to their hips as they get older,
Speaker 1: I mean it's like a very hard you know that
Speaker 1: was it's really sad. I know, Maggie, my dog just
Speaker 1: passed away last year, but that wasn't even a hip thing.
Speaker 1: It was stomach cancer and literally within within weeks, and
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, it's just so sad. And then
Speaker 1: it's hard to you know. Of course, the suggestion is, well,
Speaker 1: you know, get a get another dog, like you know,
Speaker 1: but then it's like you're signing up for that again again.
Speaker 1: And yeah, this is after we had lost our first dog.
Speaker 1: They got Maggie, and now this is the second Gold
Speaker 1: Retriever they've lost. And I can tell my parents like,
Speaker 1: we're not going to get another one. It's too hard,
Speaker 1: too hard. Yeah, well, maybe it's like when people have babies,
Speaker 1: like my parents, they knew there's tons of mental illness
Speaker 1: and you know, addiction on both sides of our family.
Speaker 1: Why they why they bring more suffering into the world.
Speaker 1: Why did you do this or just adopt, like at
Speaker 1: least somebody who was already here. But then but then
Speaker 1: you don't know what you're getting. Yeah, yeah, well but
Speaker 1: then at least you've you've done somebody else solid by
Speaker 1: uh being there for him. And I don't know, though,
Speaker 1: I don't know if my parents, I I thought for
Speaker 1: a long time, I got very obsessed about becoming a
Speaker 1: foster parent, so much so that I listened to forty
Speaker 1: episodes of the Foster Parenting podcast, which is recorded here
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles by a lovely Christian couple. But they
Speaker 1: don't talk too much about Christ, which for which I'm grateful.
Speaker 1: And but it turns out, um, being a foster parent
Speaker 1: is a ship ton of work. Yeah, and uh, and
Speaker 1: you have to be very stable and patient, patient and
Speaker 1: show up to court dates and a lot of emotional
Speaker 1: energy yet a lot of yeah, keep a relationship with
Speaker 1: the biological family. And it's oh yeah, that's the the
Speaker 1: rules in UM are the law in in l anyways,
Speaker 1: it's it's open adoption for their whole lives unless the
Speaker 1: parents ever the so, which which is good for the kids.
Speaker 1: I think, so they know, but uh, it's intense, like
Speaker 1: you're signing up for a lot of hard work. But
Speaker 1: I did listen to forty episodes. Yeah, so you're prepared
Speaker 1: if it, if need be to tell to encourage someone
Speaker 1: else to do it, let's do it. You know what.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, someone sent me that New York Times piece
Speaker 1: about or was it in the New Yorker anyway, one
Speaker 1: of the New York's it was, But it was this
Speaker 1: whole piece about this mother who is, who has who
Speaker 1: is in this open adoption sort of relationship where she
Speaker 1: visits her biological child like every twice a year or
Speaker 1: once a year, and it's it's just I mean, it's
Speaker 1: a beautiful setup. It's that's it's wonderful. But like, gosh,
Speaker 1: like just a got punched like to your emotions to
Speaker 1: mine as a reader, I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: so complicated and so and so generous and beautiful for
Speaker 1: the adults to sort of opt into this. So anyway,
Speaker 1: it makes you feel horrible about complaining about being tired. Interesting,
Speaker 1: have you guys tried cold brew? Alright, wait, one more
Speaker 1: thing about cold brew. When I have cold brew, I
Speaker 1: become a killing machine. You're on, You're on it, You're on,
Speaker 1: like you know the movie Lucy with Scarlett Johansson. That's me.
Speaker 1: I have not seen that movie. Can you act it out? Well?
Speaker 1: The tagline of it is you're only using a human
Speaker 1: Beings only used ten percent of their brains, and this
Speaker 1: is a situation where someone is using their brain. So
Speaker 1: that's like me for fifteen minutes when like a cold
Speaker 1: brewster it's in, I'm like, what we're going to do this?
Speaker 1: And I would love to take that meeting and we'll
Speaker 1: look at that. There's the treatment what I'm doing, and
Speaker 1: also I scheduled to vacation and my flights landing, and
Speaker 1: then it's like I've completed the paperwork for yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then there's the whole bathroom experience that follows a
Speaker 1: cold brew good okay, okay, you get a stomach disaster.
Speaker 1: Now as a person, I'm I'm embarrassingly I have too
Speaker 1: massive cold bruise per day. Again, I'm on sarah Quills,
Speaker 1: which is the non generic antipsychotic that is very power.
Speaker 1: So is that so those are that's what that's you
Speaker 1: combating them? Yeah yeah yeah yeah, But I still I
Speaker 1: do have that same experience of like having a boat
Speaker 1: of ideas. Yeah yeah, glorious moment and do you look
Speaker 1: back at the ideas and say, oh, those are cold
Speaker 1: brew ideas. Um, my husband sometimes has to stop me
Speaker 1: and go, why did you invite twelve people over tonight? Well?
Speaker 1: How else are I gonna we need twelve? Yeah? We
Speaker 1: just I want to meet people. I want to get
Speaker 1: into community. Well this is I'm so. We get a
Speaker 1: ARP magazine and one of the things they say is
Speaker 1: the more relationships you have, the longer you'll live. So
Speaker 1: Sunlight started seeing human beings as life expenders. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you how many days are you getting out of us?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. We'll get I guess we'll
Speaker 1: find out. We'll find out some day. I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting a year at nine. Oh boy, it's so It's
Speaker 1: so creepy though, because my yet Carmen uh Morales, who
Speaker 1: lives with us. Now, this is how much time do
Speaker 1: you think you're getting out of me right now? Well,
Speaker 1: if we make eye contact the three to five seconds,
Speaker 1: maybe another week. You know, you gotta this is what
Speaker 1: you do, Maria people. Yeah, you ask those those New
Speaker 1: York Times thirty six questions or whatever you all fall
Speaker 1: in love and then to make to make you fall
Speaker 1: in love with someone or is that No, it's that's
Speaker 1: not the function. But it's like thirty six questions to
Speaker 1: you get to know someone as completely as you can
Speaker 1: in that in a structured setting. Wait, is that something
Speaker 1: different than the Vogue seventy six questions? Well? Those are videos, okay,
Speaker 1: but the thirty six questions like what are like? Should
Speaker 1: we look them up? And we'll know? We can't do
Speaker 1: this on the podcast because podcast famously not a visual medium.
Speaker 1: Do you remember what what's on there? Yeah? Like one
Speaker 1: of them is like, like the worst moment from your childhood?
Speaker 1: What uh? What do you want to do with your
Speaker 1: life the next five years? Where do you see yourself
Speaker 1: the next five years? Um? But these are things that
Speaker 1: are deeply intimate and I might not want to share
Speaker 1: in it. That can never answer any of those questions.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in God? Yeah? Do do we believe
Speaker 1: in God? Where I think I believe? We're a table
Speaker 1: of all atheists? What's happening all atheists? All the time?
Speaker 1: The thirty six questions that lead to love? Oh gosh? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would
Speaker 1: you want as a dinner a dinner guest question? Um?
Speaker 1: It's one person. One person. Oh, I want somebody like
Speaker 1: my grandmother who died in the fire of her own
Speaker 1: making while drinking and smoking. Yeah, because she needs a break.
Speaker 1: All right. Would you like to be famous? In what way?
Speaker 1: I mean? I like to be universe, universally beloved. I
Speaker 1: believe I said this before. I want to be I
Speaker 1: want to be. I want to be beloved by the question.
Speaker 1: It's this is tough. These are like a little too
Speaker 1: soul bearing in a way. I want to be famous. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: in the sense I want everyone to be because I can't.
Speaker 1: I have sometimes difficult saying hi to people, and so
Speaker 1: if everyone can say hi to me, that would really
Speaker 1: break the ice. That's why I've been inched in show
Speaker 1: business social efficiency and this is a good. That's a
Speaker 1: good leading to this one. Before making a telephone call,
Speaker 1: do you have a rehearse what you're going to say? Why?
Speaker 1: Get you with the why they're And the answer is
Speaker 1: for me is like yes always because I'm anxious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it depends on what the phone call would be. If
Speaker 1: it's a phone call to like a girlfriend who's mad
Speaker 1: at me, well then of course you gotta go. You
Speaker 1: gotta work it all out and go. But maybe, uh,
Speaker 1: I guess I try not to have a plan, and
Speaker 1: then then I just you're supposed to just listen. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's about listening and reacting, and I think that's a
Speaker 1: conversation going to center on me and what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Jumping around here, here's a good one. Um, if a
Speaker 1: crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life,
Speaker 1: the future, or anything else, what would you want to
Speaker 1: know the concrete truth about one thing about yourself about yourself,
Speaker 1: your life, the future, or anything else. You know, this
Speaker 1: is like a broad question. If I don't know the
Speaker 1: truth about myself, I don't know. That just seems like
Speaker 1: a gimme like or it just seems like I think
Speaker 1: I know. I'm selfish, I'm self absorbed, I'm I mean,
Speaker 1: I think those are the two main ones. Do you
Speaker 1: consider yourself? Vein? I vein in a different way though,
Speaker 1: in a way where it's like I don't want to
Speaker 1: look vain, you know, like, yeah, I'm just I don't
Speaker 1: want makeup because it doesn't matter to me. But check
Speaker 1: it out, but don't you? But really inside You're like
Speaker 1: I'm coming off really naturally right, I am check it out, Queen,
Speaker 1: I would say, I would want to know how much
Speaker 1: longer we have on this planet the planet. It is morbid,
Speaker 1: but that's the truth I wanted. If I'm being told
Speaker 1: that a crystal ball, I don't know if you heard
Speaker 1: about this crystal ball, but the crystal ball doesn't famously
Speaker 1: knows and famously doesn't lie. So I probably just want
Speaker 1: to know, like, okay, like what's the what's the gig here?
Speaker 1: What's the grand scheme? Because feels like every day, like
Speaker 1: sepeep deep, we're getting closer to you know, it's headlines
Speaker 1: I hate the most. The doomsday clock took one more
Speaker 1: second towards the end of the world. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear about the doomsday. Yeah, yeah, well that sounds
Speaker 1: like you know, a v science club telling us. I mean,
Speaker 1: not that it's not true, but like, you know, wake up.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I just think I
Speaker 1: don't think i'd want to know anything. Actually, okay, from
Speaker 1: from the ball at all, ignorance is bliss. I would
Speaker 1: rather be surprised. It's like, oh, you're gonna die on
Speaker 1: the way home today, or or you know, whatever, your
Speaker 1: husband leaves you. It's like Oh, that's weird, Like I
Speaker 1: want to know, I like a surprise. You would rather not.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't have thought that's how I wanted
Speaker 1: to wrap up. But all right, it's cool. Makes three
Speaker 1: true we statements each. For instance, we are both in
Speaker 1: this room feeling this is this is tough hot. You
Speaker 1: are all hot, we are all and we're all admitting that,
Speaker 1: admitting that. Yeah, we're being honest with each other, ourselves
Speaker 1: brat and we're all ignoring and we all spoke for Brett. Wow. Interesting,
Speaker 1: But you are a piece of meat and that's it.
Speaker 1: I hope you feel attractive hearing that. Okay, pick one
Speaker 1: more and we'll ask the question. We'll do the last one.
Speaker 1: This is number and if they stole our question? What
Speaker 1: if they if they're number thirty six? Was what is
Speaker 1: the culture that I know? That's hashtag no no, that's
Speaker 1: trademark TM little TM in the corner of the prem
Speaker 1: community TM trade market. Share a personal problem and ask
Speaker 1: your partner's advice on how he or she or they
Speaker 1: might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back
Speaker 1: to you how you would see I you seem to
Speaker 1: be feeling about the problem. A lot um, but I'll
Speaker 1: do it. I have a ladies night where all the
Speaker 1: ladies are coming out of my house. I don't know
Speaker 1: how many ladies is going to be. It could be two,
Speaker 1: it could be nine. It is people from all parts
Speaker 1: of my life. So it's people who don't know each other,
Speaker 1: and it could get weird. And so I feel and
Speaker 1: I'm also I already have social anxiety. Uh. In terms
Speaker 1: of I, I I love controlled communication. I love a podcast.
Speaker 1: I love a stand up I love a step program.
Speaker 1: I love a list of questions. Yeah, oh god, you
Speaker 1: know when do we stop? Where do we start? Thank you?
Speaker 1: I don't like like an you know, just chit chat
Speaker 1: in the street with my neighbor. One is one's a
Speaker 1: heart out on this. So um yeah. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do to prepare myself for tonight. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: first I would say that you seem when you because
Speaker 1: you knew what you wanted to say right away. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think you are actually on top of this, more
Speaker 1: on top of this than you think. And I think
Speaker 1: that being conscious of the fact that you're going to
Speaker 1: have many different sort of like temperatures in the room, potentially,
Speaker 1: I think that you're going to be a solid base
Speaker 1: for everyone and they'll come to you at your level.
Speaker 1: And to add to that, that's how I feel that
Speaker 1: you're I think it's gonna go well. Am I like
Speaker 1: the Ralph's grocery store roast chicken in the middle of
Speaker 1: the room. I was going to say exactly that. Who's like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's good. That's that's the level we're going to
Speaker 1: be eating at tonight. You know, if somebody want to
Speaker 1: bring something fancy, that's up to you. But this we're
Speaker 1: going with roast chicken. With the Ralph's roast chicken. We
Speaker 1: know what it is. There are no there are no
Speaker 1: false pretens It's about it being a home roast. I
Speaker 1: would I will add to that that, Yes, the fact
Speaker 1: that you are aware of your sort of um, your
Speaker 1: your grip on control. What am I saying? Um, It
Speaker 1: just means that you have the awareness of the concept,
Speaker 1: which means that you will have control in some way,
Speaker 1: not maybe not in the ways that you think right,
Speaker 1: but in w I identify with that because last night
Speaker 1: I was going to meet up with some new friends
Speaker 1: and while I was getting ready and before I was
Speaker 1: going to get in the lift, I was so panicked,
Speaker 1: and I was just like and there really wasn't any
Speaker 1: reason to be nervous, But when I got in the room,
Speaker 1: I could, and even just seeing what the room looked
Speaker 1: like and looking at people in the face, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm okay now because now I know what the rules are,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like the spatial rules, just
Speaker 1: like the idea of interacting sometimes will terrify me. And
Speaker 1: then I don't think anyone would think that about me
Speaker 1: when they're interacting with me, because I'm pretty good at
Speaker 1: either faking it or doing it whatever. But beforehand, I
Speaker 1: do get very nervous and I start forcing. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: do this at a party that I've hosted. I'll start
Speaker 1: forcing people to do certain things, like, um, you guys,
Speaker 1: let's just let's do a game, just because I'm so
Speaker 1: freaked out that I don't know the conversations died or
Speaker 1: or somebody's yeah, and I want to not do that,
Speaker 1: like just let it, let it be boring. Sure, the
Speaker 1: game is, the game is a parameter. The game is
Speaker 1: kind of controlled environment. And I don't even like games.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, because that game means competition, which and
Speaker 1: you don't know how everyone's going to handle that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it might be just fun to chit chat. I
Speaker 1: love to chit chat. And I tell you what I
Speaker 1: really don't like the most when someone says, hold on,
Speaker 1: you need to see this video. I don't like to gather.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. When people gather around, we're
Speaker 1: forced together on a computer unless we all are emphatically
Speaker 1: enthusiastically consented to the video. But suggest or like when
Speaker 1: you're at to dinner with some of the they hand
Speaker 1: you a phone and they say, watch this video. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to hear it the way
Speaker 1: that it was intended. Maybe this isn't the moment. Maybe
Speaker 1: I've already seen it, you know. Yeah, no, rack a
Speaker 1: raccoon on ibs watch it later. Yeah, that's something I
Speaker 1: can do on my downtime, right, raccoon with ibs would
Speaker 1: be fun, honestly. No, No, it was it was up
Speaker 1: this just skyscraper that it was. It was an international sensation.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yes, you don't remember this, the raccoon crawling
Speaker 1: like fifty stories up to the top of a skyscraper
Speaker 1: in St. Paul. And no, not, no, not. I think
Speaker 1: that the towers called the IBS can't tell you what
Speaker 1: my mind's I saw a raccoon running up a building
Speaker 1: having ship the time trickled down, leaving a cascade or
Speaker 1: waterfall for those that don't know the word cascades of ship,
Speaker 1: which I would imagine it's watery for some reason. Well, well,
Speaker 1: look what they eat. They don't have good diets to
Speaker 1: get on keto. But wait a minute, did we just
Speaker 1: admit to ourselves that maybe we don't dislike chit chat?
Speaker 1: After all? It has it has this moment I have,
Speaker 1: But I know that it's not my strong suits. Sure
Speaker 1: that I sometimes well, yeah, I'll try to connect. Either
Speaker 1: I've gotten into monologuing a little bit as you've gotten older,
Speaker 1: which is super embarrassing when I was shy, or I
Speaker 1: never did it now I'll hold court. Do you believe
Speaker 1: you've become more outgoing over the years out going? Or
Speaker 1: have the idea that what I'm saying is interesting? You
Speaker 1: just got to get the yes men out of your
Speaker 1: life and just have People will be like, Maria, this
Speaker 1: is your this is too much, this story about the raccoon,
Speaker 1: I don't stop right there, stop right there. We didn't
Speaker 1: know what the IBS was. Yeah, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: if I can't, if I can't describe it, you know,
Speaker 1: just let it go. Let it go. I think it's
Speaker 1: time to ask the question we must ask. This question
Speaker 1: is what we ask all of our guests, and it's
Speaker 1: a question of culture. Maria Bamford, When did you decide
Speaker 1: that culture was for you, like growing up, like you
Speaker 1: saw a movie or influence in some way by music
Speaker 1: or particular television show or something like that, something in
Speaker 1: pop culture that you feel sort of steered you in
Speaker 1: your cultural direction, maybe even change your life. This is
Speaker 1: the first thing that came to mind when I heard
Speaker 1: that question. The show Three's Company. I just I love
Speaker 1: the camaraderie of the show, and then it had a
Speaker 1: little bit of sexiness, sex and then the physical comedy,
Speaker 1: and that he would keep falling over the couch, and
Speaker 1: that it was in CALIFORNI born yet, and I knew
Speaker 1: California was an interesting, dangerous place. So it was that
Speaker 1: element of there's something unknown. It's an edgy show. We've
Speaker 1: been we've gotten We've gotten some flak in the past
Speaker 1: on this very this show for missummarizing. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought I knew what It's been a very long time.
Speaker 1: I was watching on Nick at Night. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: thought I knew what the plot of the show was.
Speaker 1: And you you said, I was like, he pretends that
Speaker 1: he's gay, so so you can live with the two
Speaker 1: hot girls. Is that right? No, the guy, they won't
Speaker 1: rent to him if he's a straight dude with two
Speaker 1: hot girls, so he has to say that he's gay
Speaker 1: so that he's not hooking up with the two straight girls.
Speaker 1: Which so it's really weird moral window in our culture
Speaker 1: where it's like, I don't ever remember that being a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, at least that's what I remember what
Speaker 1: it was, but I don't remember that being except for you,
Speaker 1: the goofy like upstairs downstairs thing where people would be
Speaker 1: switching places because he had to be gone and they
Speaker 1: had different beds, different places. Yeah, he was. He was
Speaker 1: one fierce physical comedian. Oh my goodness. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 1: But I never thought I could be on a show
Speaker 1: like that. But I just thought, oh, that's I mean.
Speaker 1: I had listened to stand ups like Steve Martin and
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy with my dad, and uh that that was heartening.
Speaker 1: But it never I guess I didn't really think. And
Speaker 1: I watched Carol Burnett. But anyways, I would just remember
Speaker 1: I loved Three's company for some bizarre reason, and it
Speaker 1: was and Peppi Lapew do remember that was my my
Speaker 1: sexual awakening. I was like, what is this feeling that
Speaker 1: I feel when he was painting that cat to look
Speaker 1: like a skunk and she was trying to get away
Speaker 1: from him because she was in a skunk, and then
Speaker 1: like somehow, I mean, it's the weird. It was his bravado,
Speaker 1: it was his confidence in the pursuit, confidence and and
Speaker 1: yeah know he knowing that she loved him even though anyways,
Speaker 1: and a bit I'm sure it's a bit of that
Speaker 1: romance novel rape fantasy thing, which I think not the greatest.
Speaker 1: I don't know in this social climate how Peppy Lapew
Speaker 1: it's holding up. Sure Peppy Lapew is on a list,
Speaker 1: but I mean used to say that the cat didn't
Speaker 1: even feel attractive, wasn't didn't. That's the thing is that
Speaker 1: it's not for us to say, and we never heard it,
Speaker 1: and therefore the look on our face, though, was of
Speaker 1: confusion and shock. Of course, it wasn't of delight. I
Speaker 1: don't know if there was enthusiastic consents. So we always
Speaker 1: say on the show podcast or a visual media, and
Speaker 1: we have to make the visual emphatic that we were
Speaker 1: all confused and shocked and upset at this moment. We're
Speaker 1: very sturred, very sturred. I honestly Three's company. I'm very
Speaker 1: grateful that I was growing up in like a time
Speaker 1: when that was on Nick at Night, like, because I
Speaker 1: actually people that are even a little bit younger than
Speaker 1: us don't have any idea what that is, what I
Speaker 1: love Lucy is. I can't believe that people don't know
Speaker 1: what I love Lucy is. But where would they have
Speaker 1: access to it? If they're if television just isn't showing
Speaker 1: it um or people don't watch TV anymore, they watch YouTube,
Speaker 1: or they have to like opt in through several filters
Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, I'm gonna go on Netflix and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna and then I'm gonna decide on't want
Speaker 1: to watch where it's like you just turn on the
Speaker 1: TV and then it would come to you. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: try to think of what I would watch if I
Speaker 1: were a baby today, and I think of our baby today,
Speaker 1: I would just watch Swedish murder shows. Right, Honestly, you
Speaker 1: know what's funny is like the old shows. Now there's
Speaker 1: something they're showing. I did air quotes, y'all. The quote
Speaker 1: unquote old shows are like friends, and I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: the old Will and Grace and the right. But it's
Speaker 1: so funny to think about those as like the classic
Speaker 1: shows that we're showing you and not like even the
Speaker 1: facts of life. Yeah you know what, I'm not even
Speaker 1: like cheers like yeah yeah, And they have to be seen.
Speaker 1: I love Lucy has to be seen. Every wants to
Speaker 1: know Benjamin, Yeah, yeah, I love Lucy is very good.
Speaker 1: The only thing is I compare myself with her because
Speaker 1: I'm a lady of the comedian. I go, oh again,
Speaker 1: she has the kind of energy that I will never have. Sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a one podcast day lady and I'm not even
Speaker 1: hosting it. But hey, you're not wearing yourself out with cigarettes,
Speaker 1: like you're not chain smoking like Lucy all dead right?
Speaker 1: Well she a chain smoker? Oh yeah? And then her
Speaker 1: voice got all got all sort of raspy and gorgeous
Speaker 1: by the end. Yeah, John Rivers too, to the very
Speaker 1: last day, was gotta keep the way down grinding. I
Speaker 1: saw her, was she was? She important for you? Joan Rivers. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't relate as much, sure, because she was so different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's so balls out or whatever. I am much more demure, passive, aggressive,
Speaker 1: and she was aggressive. Yeah, yeah, which is awesome. I
Speaker 1: wish I would like And I think that's more genuine
Speaker 1: sometimes to be. My husband's from Philadelphia originally, and and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn from him, you know, like just
Speaker 1: say it, Hey it sucks. Yeah, yeah, well you did it.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. You're going to get a chance to
Speaker 1: do that literally right now, because this is the time
Speaker 1: for our segment I don't think so, honey, which is
Speaker 1: our segment that we do on every episode, which is
Speaker 1: you take one minute to rant, or if you don't
Speaker 1: want to rant, to emphatically state or plainly state something
Speaker 1: in culture or something in life that bugs you. Like
Speaker 1: nothing else. You say, I don't think so honey, this
Speaker 1: thing bone and I will demonstrate. Would do this every episode.
Speaker 1: It's our one minute to rant about something in culture
Speaker 1: and I have something, you have something from years of experience.
Speaker 1: I have something, Okay, so um, we'll demonstrate. This is
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers is I don't think so honey. His time
Speaker 1: starts new. I don't think so honey. Couples who give
Speaker 1: p d A in restaurants, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: because as a server, it's very difficult for me and
Speaker 1: my tenures serving to engage with you while you are
Speaker 1: doing this. And also I don't think so honey. If
Speaker 1: you tell me that you didn't get good service, but
Speaker 1: you were clearly engaged in p d A the whole
Speaker 1: time when I was trying to do my job, I
Speaker 1: think so honey. Myself, as a server for many years,
Speaker 1: I was very good. So it's the end of we
Speaker 1: care less. Yeah, but I don't think so honey. Also,
Speaker 1: people are eating and like it's distracting. Not that not
Speaker 1: that affection is disgusting, but I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: In a mixed company setting, you come out to be
Speaker 1: in public. And also I don't think so honey, when
Speaker 1: people sit on the same side of the booth, when
Speaker 1: couples are sitting on the same side of the booth,
Speaker 1: I'm always just like, I don't know, because now I
Speaker 1: feel like interacting with you both is strange. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: thinking too inside the box in terms of rents, frstaurant interaction,
Speaker 1: but I don't think so honey. These couples who make
Speaker 1: it about them in restaurants let people die. And that's
Speaker 1: one minute, wonderful. Gosh, that to me feels good to
Speaker 1: know selfish. Yes, So when I see you in the
Speaker 1: hobby out there, oh god, our tongues out, yeah, your
Speaker 1: tongues wagon, eyes flapping, husband's peens peeking out, his pains,
Speaker 1: peeking out, peens poking everything on ahead. Your boob's on
Speaker 1: his head, his butts on the plate. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Your your foots in his mouth. That's fine, listen, nothing
Speaker 1: like a prune feed. That's what we do. We I
Speaker 1: feed in prunes anyway. That's an old Christian uh teen
Speaker 1: Christian church game feed. Yeah, it's just something fun. You
Speaker 1: put a plastic bag on your foot and then you
Speaker 1: feed the guy's prunes. That is fun. And see who
Speaker 1: you can eat the mouse? What did you do with
Speaker 1: the lockout? We did? Prue did prune feeds. I used
Speaker 1: to try to bite Henry's toe, and he really didn't like, Oh,
Speaker 1: your your ex boyfriend. It's a little sharing. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I just thought, sometimes, well this is sometimes
Speaker 1: when he didn't like he didn't like to be tickled.
Speaker 1: And I would say that most people don't like I
Speaker 1: don't like it. It's a good thing. You're not in
Speaker 1: a relationship with me, Um, Matt, this is a this
Speaker 1: is an issue of I will say there's some element
Speaker 1: of consent in tickling where the tickled party. If they
Speaker 1: don't like it, you gotta stop. Well, he would laugh.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, that's what. It's a physiological response.
Speaker 1: Even though you're laughing, you're not liking exactly. Well, well,
Speaker 1: we're all learning more. Um this is I don't think
Speaker 1: it's money. And he has one and his time starts. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. These small ass headphones, I
Speaker 1: don't think so many normative head sizes. Even I can't
Speaker 1: pull off baseball caps for my life, and now I
Speaker 1: got to deal with these headphones all the week that
Speaker 1: are just constricting my blood flow to my head, my
Speaker 1: most important part of my body. Shall we say? I
Speaker 1: will go go out on a limb and say, my
Speaker 1: head is the most important part of my body. And
Speaker 1: to have these small headphones that press up against my ear,
Speaker 1: that jam my glass, my glasses into my skull, you
Speaker 1: know the pain is you know, insidious, It's not it's
Speaker 1: not painful, but over time it can really can really
Speaker 1: drive you, drive you drive you to madness? Shall we say?
Speaker 1: Because my head, the headwearing were in general for me,
Speaker 1: I've I've always had to walk through this life and
Speaker 1: navigate spaces with nothing on my head. And sometimes I
Speaker 1: want an extra layer of protection that I can't have
Speaker 1: because the market is working against me. And that's one minute.
Speaker 1: That's one minute. And you know what, We are all
Speaker 1: privileged to have tiny heads, absolutely you all are in
Speaker 1: mind is too big and the giant head too. I
Speaker 1: got an extra large graduation cap in order it specialist
Speaker 1: what I had to do. I do the same for me,
Speaker 1: and it's just my whole life. It's been this thing
Speaker 1: that I've had to accept. But no longer I think
Speaker 1: my head is also big and look at the back
Speaker 1: of my skull juts out. Oh, yes, you see it right.
Speaker 1: That's it's not normal. That's a fund up pillar your
Speaker 1: mom put you on as a child. Maybe that deform
Speaker 1: saying my mother didn't raise me perfect. You'll have to
Speaker 1: answer to her. What's her name? Her name is Katrina? Katrina?
Speaker 1: He love Katrina, such a lovely job than Maria thinks.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and now we're going to find out what
Speaker 1: else Maria thinks, because it's time for your I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. This is my first one, first one,
Speaker 1: first of many. We hope your time starts now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Every time I go for
Speaker 1: cold brew at Starbucks and they are out, they're out
Speaker 1: at ten a m oh, that is unkind unfair. You
Speaker 1: have this big poster, this Florida ceiling poster that says
Speaker 1: cold brewd has a beautiful picture of a foaming cold brew.
Speaker 1: I will foam on the top. I've grown addicted. You've
Speaker 1: given me the substance that I have to otherwise I'm
Speaker 1: going to feel really depressed all days and and I'm
Speaker 1: genuinely depressed. I've tried to have an iced coffee. It's
Speaker 1: not good. Oh, an iced air Americana. Do you want
Speaker 1: an iced Americano? Do you want a cup of spit?
Speaker 1: That's no, it's not fair. I do appreciate that you
Speaker 1: create the pint size bottles that take to go. Thank you.
Speaker 1: If you could have that at every Starbucks in every
Speaker 1: airport that I'm at, I'd really appreciate. Thank you. And
Speaker 1: that I bet every listener is nodding their head in
Speaker 1: fatly because I don't think so, Honey, when people advertise
Speaker 1: things that they do not have. If you're if you
Speaker 1: have a sign, it should be there at all times.
Speaker 1: And I've been I've been a terrible restaurant employee. I
Speaker 1: respect what you did, but I was not. I was
Speaker 1: not good at it. And and there were times when
Speaker 1: I didn't do a good job where I'd say, oh,
Speaker 1: we're out of diet coke. That happens a lot too,
Speaker 1: he why don't you isn't there a thing where you've
Speaker 1: bring it up from the basement and then hook it
Speaker 1: up to the machine. Oh, yeah, I guess I could
Speaker 1: do that. Anyways, I think it's it's just me being
Speaker 1: irritated with my past self, looking myself in and you know,
Speaker 1: in real time, and going, you're out of cold brew.
Speaker 1: I know you could make it. Yeah, that's the thing is,
Speaker 1: it's like you are a coffee place. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's acceptable to be out of what is essentially coffee.
Speaker 1: And yet, um, are they being fairly paid? Probably not,
Speaker 1: probably not. I don't know. I think the people are
Speaker 1: depends on a living way, just twenty five bucks an
Speaker 1: hour in New York in Los Angeles if you want
Speaker 1: to live in I think it's a share one. You know,
Speaker 1: I think you're that's definitely and it's definitely that's definitely
Speaker 1: not what they're Yeah, um, I will say, you're you
Speaker 1: contending with your own service past, food service past. It's
Speaker 1: about it's not about inventory like like like it might
Speaker 1: be at Starbucks where they might just be out of
Speaker 1: cold brew and they have to brew more and we'll
Speaker 1: take home however many hours that is. That is just
Speaker 1: them just sort of not not having their inventory straight.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, No, when when they're not
Speaker 1: on top of refilling supplies. And it's also like ten
Speaker 1: in the morning, it wasn't like you know, you know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like five pm. It's like I and I
Speaker 1: think as an addict, Um, it doesn't feel fair. Right,
Speaker 1: You've set me up to meet this and then the
Speaker 1: bar doesn't open till four. Yeah, that's all right. This
Speaker 1: isn't okay, This isn't I want to congratulate you. I'm
Speaker 1: being very aggressive. Thank you. You are incredibly aggressive, very complained. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I'm not. I'm not. I was. I was worried
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't be. Thank you so much. Pro that
Speaker 1: was that was a good one and a pro through
Speaker 1: and through. And also it's truly our honor to have you.
Speaker 1: Thank you this podcast Less culture. Thank you. I'm grateful
Speaker 1: to be a part of the Less culture. Yes, my
Speaker 1: dad can't say either. And some people I was like,
Speaker 1: I think you might be doing too much. You're trilling
Speaker 1: a little bit too much on it's just culture East
Speaker 1: Culture East. Maria Effort did an impression of me. I'm
Speaker 1: honored me gooset we finished. Every episode was a little
Speaker 1: song bowen yes and what will that song be? Oh,
Speaker 1: that sound will be? Um, here we go when a
Speaker 1: girl like you, the girl like you? No no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no like whoa Listen
Speaker 1: the music videos go. We don't know the word another word.
Speaker 1: That's a comment on the song itself, but the music
Speaker 1: video made me cry. I love you, Room five, love you,
Speaker 1: Adam Vine. Thank you so much, Maria Bamford, thank you
Speaker 1: for having me by. This has been a Forever Dog
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