WEBVTT - The Ten Items or Less Line

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<v Speaker 1>That free money phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, our good friends from Skittles are back.

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<v Speaker 2>They love these phone taps and they love giving away money.

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<v Speaker 1>God bless them.

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<v Speaker 2>They have this incredible, incredible new taste I'm loving from Skittles.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the gummies Fuego Skittles Gummies fuego.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so good. They're sweet and full of heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're sweet, they're spicy, they're swicy.

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<v Speaker 2>They're swicyh Yeah, they's spicy. There's swicy exactly. You got

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<v Speaker 2>to experience it for yourself. I mean, I've finally had

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<v Speaker 2>my first one yesterday and I was like, whoa, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I get this. I love Skittles anyway, but there could

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<v Speaker 2>be an addiction here.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, it's like the perfect combination if you like

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<v Speaker 3>the sweet and you like a little bit of spicy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh perfect. And they have five different flavors so you

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<v Speaker 1>can get all kinds. It's got like a little chili

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<v Speaker 1>coating on it.

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<v Speaker 4>So good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's really good, Daniel, you haven't had it yet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can't wait to try them, she said up.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you better do it.

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<v Speaker 2>They are swicy, So pick them wherever you get your

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<v Speaker 2>skittles at your retailer near you. Skittles Gummies Fuego. Look

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<v Speaker 2>for them right now. I love them. I'm gonna can

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<v Speaker 2>we hurry up. I'm gonna go eat one right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And thanks to Skittles Gummies Fuego, you're about to win

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars if you call A one hundred now

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<v Speaker 2>with a free money phone tap eight hundred two four

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<v Speaker 2>to two zero one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone.

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<v Speaker 4>Tap, Daniel, what's your phone? Tap? All of it? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So Seth is always telling his wife Annie to stop

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<v Speaker 3>sneaking into the ten items or less line at the

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store with more items.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate when people do that. But Annie and if

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<v Speaker 1>it's like twelve year okay, right, I don't know, but

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<v Speaker 1>Annie and says it's not a big deal.

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<v Speaker 3>So she thought it would be funny if we called

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<v Speaker 3>from the grocery store and said, we add a little issue.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see what happens in Daniel's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 4>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Seth is a horrible woman yelling at me. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>at the grocery store and she's yelling at me because

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in the ten items or left lane.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got fifteen items and the ten items are left line.

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<v Speaker 4>You do this every time you go into the grocery store.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I have four yogurts of the same kind, so

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't really count as fifteen.

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<v Speaker 5>Item is an item, it's just a weapon. It's because

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<v Speaker 5>it's the same flavor.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't mean you can bring it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Three four blue and yelling, yelling.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not yelling at me.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get them off the line.

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<v Speaker 4>Just get your stuff off the line.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not waiting. I went and I'm already for over

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<v Speaker 5>ten minutes. I'm not going in another line. You should

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<v Speaker 5>see the lines they're wrapping around the aisle.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I know where you're breaking the rules.

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<v Speaker 5>It takes like one second more.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you're on the road line.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that woman's so mad because you're breaking there's a fairy.

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<v Speaker 5>She's looking for a chance to yell at somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, look for a chance to yell at somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>A very good reason to yellow her because you're breaking

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<v Speaker 4>the cardinal rule of grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, yogurt lady, they're not going to ring you up.

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<v Speaker 5>Get out of the way, lady, yogurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me the yogurt.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me talk, give me the take take five items off.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, here's my.

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<v Speaker 3>Husband the Hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, what lay off? My wife? She's shopping. I can

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<v Speaker 4>hear you screaming.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care what you here. I'm gonna call security.

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<v Speaker 3>She has fifteen items and the ten items are less.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what is your damn rush? You can't wait five

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<v Speaker 4>minutes for God's sake. Apparently some of the yogurts are

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<v Speaker 4>the same flavors.

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<v Speaker 5>She made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give it. It's still five yogurts. It's the principle.

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<v Speaker 5>There is no principle. There is a sign that says

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<v Speaker 5>ten items are less.

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<v Speaker 1>In the grocery store rule book. It's a laws ten

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<v Speaker 1>items law.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no cop that's gonna pull my wife over for

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<v Speaker 4>having too many items. Thinspt for you. The call nine

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<v Speaker 4>one one. We'll see what he says when he gets

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<v Speaker 4>there and sees that there's not an emergency. There's just

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<v Speaker 4>four extra yogurts sitting on the checkout.

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<v Speaker 1>Line, five extra yogrets.

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<v Speaker 4>Who cares God eat them? Eat a yogurt?

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<v Speaker 1>Why now am I waisting my breath on you? You're

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<v Speaker 1>not even in the store.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't talk to anyone ever see her name.

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<v Speaker 5>See she's crazy, right, she's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>What an't you gonna be so stupid?

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<v Speaker 5>She ain't ridiculous, you know it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen items?

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<v Speaker 5>How many times I told you that this is what

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<v Speaker 5>you're gonna get into when you bring too many items?

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<v Speaker 5>That's the insane life. That's where insane people go, and

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<v Speaker 5>you're being so stupid.

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<v Speaker 4>By going there.

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<v Speaker 5>It's forced sad people to hurry up out of the store.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why it's fast, so they can get back.

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<v Speaker 4>To their miserable lives. Like this woman. It's grocery, I know,

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<v Speaker 4>but in the world of the grocery store, that is

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<v Speaker 4>the law. And you broke the law, and that woman's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be under aust she's like the cop you.

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<v Speaker 5>Gonna call nine one one. People aren't real uptight, and

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<v Speaker 5>it just lets people like her think that they can

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<v Speaker 5>act like that. If I go.

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<v Speaker 4>In a woman, it's not you. I broke the rule

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<v Speaker 4>and you'd be mad about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really need the condoms? Nobody's having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>you anyway? What this is Daniel Monarrow from Elvis Durant

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning Show, And you just got phone tapped, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>Annie's not really at the grocery store.

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<v Speaker 4>What is not all those items?

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't have all those items.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait wait wait hello, that's where to get the home.

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<v Speaker 4>With the fifteen items.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant's phone now