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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of I'll give me this

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Speaker 1: COVID edition and I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that yes.

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Speaker 1: When I was born a half, I do put my

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Speaker 1: pants during kindergarten orientation tour hex for asking, but I digress.

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Speaker 1: It's been a rock shalloy in no particular orders. Say

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Speaker 1: hello to James Cheeney, June, Brad, Jim. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we've heard how you proposed. Oh my gosh, it was wonderful.

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Speaker 1: I've got it on video. It was in Sedona, Arizona,

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Speaker 1: on West Fork Trail. We hiked down. It was the

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Speaker 1: first time I ever saw it snowing in Arizona. And

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Speaker 1: at the end there's water that's going on. It's really

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Speaker 1: funny because it like a ghost to this peak and

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Speaker 1: there's water, and we're on a rock and there's an

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Speaker 1: old couple there and I handed her. I talked to

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Speaker 1: them separately before so that Aaron couldn't hear it, and

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Speaker 1: I asked the wife of this old couple. I said,

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Speaker 1: could you make a video of this? Uh, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take And I then out loud, was like, could you

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Speaker 1: take a picture of my wife? And so we get

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Speaker 1: posing on this rock with water beside us, and I

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Speaker 1: pulled the ring out and she's holding it and her

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Speaker 1: husband's next to her being like, no, you hit record,

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Speaker 1: you hit record. You gotta take a picture, and she's

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Speaker 1: like just just just uh. She did take the video.

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Speaker 1: It turned out good, but the very beginning of it

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Speaker 1: is the husband of this woman like being like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you're recording it. They want a picture and you're happy

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Speaker 1: to post that. You're happy to post that video on

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Speaker 1: for our Patreon v I P take it? Yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I'll take it in there. Um. But yeah, I almost

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Speaker 1: dropped the ring in the water too. It was it's

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Speaker 1: it was. It was wonderful. It was so close. I

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Speaker 1: knew you were the one to ask look out. It's

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Speaker 1: great kick out. What was one of your favorite childhood books?

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Speaker 1: And why my favorite childhood book I actually was just

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Speaker 1: in the house that I grew up in, which is

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Speaker 1: creepy because my parents are pretty much preserved my bedroom

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Speaker 1: as I left it in ninth but I was. They

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Speaker 1: asked me to go through my old books, which I

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Speaker 1: told them years ago to throw away. They've been trying

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Speaker 1: to just throw away everything. But my favorite book is

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Speaker 1: actually the Dolier's Book of Greek Myths, which I learned

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Speaker 1: a lot about Greek mythology and the illustrations are beautiful

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Speaker 1: and it's still on the market. You can find it now.

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Speaker 1: They also did other books on Norse mythology. But if

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Speaker 1: you're looking to bone up on your Greeks, the Dolers

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Speaker 1: Book of Greek Myths. And do you remember who turned

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Speaker 1: you onto that book or was suggested in a class? Uh?

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Speaker 1: An older male figure. Uh you know what, enough said,

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Speaker 1: none of my business, None of my business. Yeah, super cool,

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Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing. Thank you, will be in touch. Caroline

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Speaker 1: Cotter's here you old time Cotter log Third worst Christmas? Please? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so throw that one out. That's number one. Um, I

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Speaker 1: guess the third worst for me is that one time

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like the first Center or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So as we're opening it up, he like didn't have anything.

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Speaker 1: But for me it was fine. So that is my

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Speaker 1: third worst, right exactly, you know, thank you for that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: look at that. It's Chris Alvarado. Puppy Peppy, what are

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Speaker 1: you watching other than below deck? Um. I'm a part

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Speaker 1: of a movie club that meets weekly to discuss movies.

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Speaker 1: So alright, one movie a week. Yeah, yeah, we we

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Speaker 1: started that. You know that it's always amazing to someone

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Speaker 1: what movies you haven't seen yet? Right, So Jamie is

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Speaker 1: just catching up on movies that no one can believe

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Speaker 1: really kind of extraordinary. So are you discovering anything that, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I had I had a rocky child and growing up

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Speaker 1: to the movies. It's more like myself. So there, everyone's

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Speaker 1: I was breaking into Holmes with my mother anyway. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I live dog check out home alone. That's good. Uh,

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Speaker 1: provided by friend of the show, Jamie Fox, who asked

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Speaker 1: what kind of pickles do you prefer on your kubana?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, so traditionally you're gonna want you know,

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Speaker 1: implausible timeline. I don't know how you do what you do,

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Speaker 1: the ready with our little buzzers. We're always this is

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Speaker 1: our information. This is Sean Mercer from the landlord. Oh

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Speaker 1: I got ship? Ship? Is that on fire? What? There's

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Speaker 1: something on fire? Uh? Well, I know they're I know

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Speaker 1: they're in there. People have already answered me when I no,

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Speaker 1: don't answer the door. Get back from the door. Shut

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Speaker 1: a land Gentlemen's games, gentlemen, I'm just serving a notice here.

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Speaker 1: you right now. I think I think if none of

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Speaker 1: really do anything. Yes, we can. So what's gonna happen?

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Speaker 1: To hear us? I think you can hear us. Hear

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Speaker 1: us whispering? Does he have Superhero? This is what's going on? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you have a hundred days to figure this out? And orphering?

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Speaker 1: All right, who's y'all seen that movie with Jamie Fox

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Speaker 1: and Netflix with the with the pill that turns you

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Speaker 1: into superpowers to see that when it gives you that?

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Speaker 1: Who's seen that? Anyone's seen that? Anyway? I know the

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Speaker 1: one where Bradley Cooper unlocks like the rest of his

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Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, so that one's called limitless

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Speaker 1: And what are you talking about? And that's that's based

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Speaker 1: on called called medefanel, and I ordered medefanol illegally from

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Speaker 1: India recently. It doesn't maybe, but maybe because I got

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Speaker 1: a package of medaffodel when I ordered vitamins, So maybe

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Speaker 1: you got my vitamins. Just opened the door. Look there's

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Speaker 1: a I'm another folder. I'm sliding and inside there are

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Speaker 1: four pills, each one holding a superpower of unknown quality.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I just want I had great Caesar's ghosts,

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Speaker 1: can't Where have you been? That the biggest story of

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Speaker 1: all day broken. I've been looking for you all around

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Speaker 1: the office and you weren't there. Yeah, sorry about the

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Speaker 1: j J. I was, um, let's say out, you were out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what JJ is. I thought you were

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Speaker 1: cool with me calling it a j J. I don't

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Speaker 1: know Perry, Perry, it's me Lois Lane. Yes, I know, Lois,

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Speaker 1: you've worked You've worked in this office for years. I

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Speaker 1: need six hundred thousand dollars and a passport to go

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Speaker 1: to Paris for a story. Okay, you're you're on the

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Speaker 1: local beat, Lois. I know the story goes all the

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Speaker 1: way to Paris. Okay, pitch me, pitch me. What's the story?

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Speaker 1: The story is me going to Paris? I mean the

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Speaker 1: time of my life. I need seven hundred. Can't you

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Speaker 1: got a little get a little smudge on your glasses there?

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't want me to clean them off for you? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: no thanks. Uh. I got these glass wipers like great.

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Speaker 1: and you've been good to me. I appreciate it, but listen, Lois,

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Speaker 1: pay your past. Phil, don't worry. I can do it. Look,

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Speaker 1: I just need six hundred pounds of meth and a

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Speaker 1: train ticket all the way to New Hampshire are trying taking?

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Speaker 1: Are you naked underneath that trench coat? I'm naked underneath

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Speaker 1: all my clothes, of course, who isn't. Look I never

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Speaker 1: be your table over here. Now. I'm sure that's probably

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Speaker 1: All right? This is Peter Peter and Clark. My name

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Speaker 1: is Peter John Biondi. Alright, I'm gonna tell you something

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Speaker 1: right fucking all right, Yeah, I see that guy with it.

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Speaker 1: That's Peter Paca. He's another Jim ok alright, but I'm

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Speaker 1: Peter John Banni and around this booking bullpen, I run

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Speaker 1: om bonus, pook it out of my fucking help up clock.

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Speaker 1: Look you just you just broke, Peter Chebalonis. I do

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Speaker 1: a lot of sit ups. It's not that hard. Really,

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Speaker 1: I can teach you whenever you'd like. Wow, well, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be probably the new go to guy. He's always been,

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Speaker 1: you know, pretty much the boss around this place other

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Speaker 1: than me. Look, I need help store and Shark's body. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just need to place the store out, Okay, Perry

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Speaker 1: Jesus Lewis, this is this is the third time this month. Okay. Look,

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Speaker 1: if you weren't such a good lady reporter, uh you

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Speaker 1: know I this would be the last straw. Your office

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Speaker 1: has just gone their ship since tent left. The whole

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Speaker 1: city's all fucked up. And it also feels like Superman's

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Speaker 1: me about it. It's like he's not even doesn't want

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Speaker 1: in Superman? Yeah? Sup? Yeah? What was it like in

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Speaker 1: bed sweats? Right now? Don't aid my quittion lowest. Alright,

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Speaker 1: bad guys, it seems like Superman has left the city.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means. Yeah, we're gonna do bad stuff,

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Speaker 1: bad stuff, that's right. All right? So what do you

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Speaker 1: I'm a mayor. Man Man, don't kill me. Kill him, Superman,

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Speaker 1: How about it? What do you say, Google man, Perry Perry, jesus,

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Speaker 1: Put it on real quick? Can I get you anything?

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Speaker 1: I'll take a chockolate taco, please, choco taco. How long

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Speaker 1: I don't need school. I need real life experience, and

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00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: you seem flush with it. I mean, if you're talking

416
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: about real life, I am that. And I look, there's

417
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,479
Speaker 1: something that you can't learn in the school, all right,

418
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: and that's learning, all right, you want to learn. I

419
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: have a lot of money. We can go anywhere you want.

420
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: You know, you know where I want to go see Bigfoot?

421
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: I want to go to the Appalachian Mountains. Is that

422
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: where Bigfoot is? I don't know. It's where my cousin is.

423
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: And he owes me seventy dollars, and buddy, I'm gonna

424
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: collect professor, professor, Yes, yes, dear god, what is it? Yes? Well,

425
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: I was just here's the real problems. I kind of

426
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: just here for the paper, just for the degree and

427
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: the certification. Like, I'm pretty sure I know all this

428
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: stuff already. It's just that I'm only certified for paranormal

429
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: and I feel like, you know, crypto zoology really is

430
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: also beyond normal being paranormal. So do I really need

431
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: to show up and attend these classes? Look? Look, tell

432
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: the other students aren't as advanced as me. Look, this

433
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: is a three year program and you are to attend

434
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: three years of cryptozoology classes. Look, if you still think

435
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: that they're paranormal, then you clearly have a lot of

436
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: learning to do. And let's domestics of breaking down and normal,

437
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, it's just that I feel like stuck

438
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: in this room, I'm not going to learn anything. I

439
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: feel like real learning takes place out in the field.

440
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh so we're supposed to go to the Pacific Northwest.

441
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me the school where in

442
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: this classroom isn't helping? The school is nowhere near any

443
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: any known sighting of a Sasquatch. I do, however, have

444
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: some plastic casts of some Sasquatch feet. Uh yeah, get

445
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: in there, really get a sense of how large it is. Oh,

446
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I am a Sasquatch. Why do you

447
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: feel like your as Sasquatch? Because Sasquatche it's like walking

448
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: a mile, But I mean it just pacing right, It's

449
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: very fragile. Don't actually put them on your feet, no, ship,

450
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Um, okay, well listen, bigfoot. I'll tell you what.

451
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: I feel like. We made a lot of progress in

452
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: our last session. You finally opened up about your sadness

453
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: about having never actually been spotted officially. So why don't

454
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: we keep going down that? I just want people to

455
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: look at me and again, like you can break the

456
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: patient doctor confidenttentionality thing. Okay, I want you to tell

457
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: people I'm your patient. I want you to tell people

458
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: you see me, okay, because you see me and I

459
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: know you see me, and by seeing me, it's like

460
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: it makes me kind of spiral. I see you, I

461
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: absolutely see you. But don't tell me, moll that you

462
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: see me. Can I get you some more? I just

463
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: need you to take ability for not being seen, because

464
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: of your incredible abilities to hide what I want to

465
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: be seen. It's a thing. More I try to want

466
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: to be seen, the more my natural camouflage comes out.

467
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: Tell me about the try to hold it in. I

468
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: have a very sense of the nose. Don't worry about it.

469
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: Tell me about your last effort to these scenes. Where

470
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: did you come Where did you come out? As it were? Um,

471
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: I came out. I was in the Pacific Northwest and

472
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: I walked out of the forest and I was like, hey, guys,

473
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm here. Anyone there? Oh sorry, I'm sorry. I just

474
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: know how hard I'm trying to squeeze downstairs the little

475
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: rosemary and now one. Yeah, thank you for that. Hey, look,

476
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: I mean I'm happy to doing it, kind of cleaning

477
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: your knee. But you gotta tell me what this is

478
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: in the rug because I gotta know where it came

479
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: from and how to clean it. Understand, say it's animal

480
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: in nature, what difference does it make? What kind of

481
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: look like? Got hair in here that looks like a dog?

482
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: I got the size of the poop looks like a

483
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: big human? Right, I mean what am I the dog?

484
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: The dog is huge? So what else can I tell you?

485
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: You got a big old dog? Look, I mean looking

486
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: at the foot and and share on the ruck. The

487
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: dog has a big feet, like the dog's nickname if

488
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 1: you want to know big foot. Happy. Now, I've noticed

489
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: you haven't been in class for a while. What happened

490
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: to you? I thought you were really into crypture zoology,

491
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: just like everybody in the class. Um. Oh no, I

492
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: just feel like there's a few different students learning on. Hey,

493
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: stop being so weird to her. I know you like, No,

494
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: this is not I said, No, I don't see you

495
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: in a romantic way, but we can still talk together

496
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: as friends. Okay, I'm not I'm not pursuing that anymore.

497
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: I took the note and took the note. I'm just

498
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: saying you haven't been in class. You haven't been in

499
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: class either. We're it's weird. You walked up to my

500
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: dorm room as that I'm los Lane. I just heard

501
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: there was a breaking story. Let's go with this creep

502
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: ass or No, I'm not, thank you, thank you for

503
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: being honest. He's just really insistent and he won't take

504
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 1: no for an answer. But I can spend this story

505
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: that he's a drug deither. That's what I'm gonna do.

506
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 1: He's a big old drug dealer. No, I'm studying crypto zoology. Listen.

507
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: I think if there's any stories that these guys have

508
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,840
Speaker 1: been hanging out with the with the creepy old janitor

509
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: at the schools not, I wasn't gonna say. It's not creepy.

510
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: He's very smart. It sounds like you guys have been brainwashed.

511
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: It's that what is that Stockholm syndrome. It sounds like

512
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: you're just really jealous about being kicked out of there,

513
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 1: like kind of core friend group, and you're just trying

514
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: to else. And it sounds like you're also kind of classes.

515
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: Just because as a janitor doesn't mean that he's like

516
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: a creepy old guy or his things aren't smart or interesting.

517
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: It's just that I'm paying good money to go to

518
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: this university and you guys aren't even showing up. I'm

519
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: crying because I really care about this stuff, and you

520
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 1: guys are getting in education. And now he came into

521
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: my office to complain about other students not hanging out

522
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: with you. Is that correct? Yeah, you don't understand. It's

523
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: not just that they don't hang out with me, it's

524
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: that I can't hang out with them. You see what

525
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So they're excluding you from their group. They're

526
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: learning something that's like even It's like they got a

527
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: what you would call an accelerated class, and I'm not invited.

528
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: They're in an accelerated program, and it means they've earned that. No,

529
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: they didn't. They're hanging out with the janitor, and I'm

530
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: stuck in the classroom looking at pictures and and fake

531
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: feet that I have to pay for breaking a fake foot.

532
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: I want to be out for breaking. Did you break?

533
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 1: I'm named for it. I didn't realize that this is

534
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,839
Speaker 1: an artifact. Idiot. Oh my god, oh my god, take

535
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: me take me right now. Wouldn't take me to where

536
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: you broke it? Take me ta take me take professor. Okay, fine, professor,

537
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: I've brought the tean. Now, God, what what are you doing?

538
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? I heard something? This is

539
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: my classroom, this but this is my school, this is

540
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: my classroom notes on this. Sorry, I'm in the middle

541
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: of the class right now. What what what is it?

542
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: He said that something was broken maybe not a fact

543
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: of a big foot one of its feet. Yes, a

544
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: bigfoot's big foot was broken in half. My god, I

545
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: paid for it. It doesn't matter if you paid for it.

546
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: It's priceless, idiot, it's not priceless. We valued it about

547
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars and he paid me that amount. Yes,

548
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: he paid me, and I'm going to use it to

549
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: take the class on a field trip, a field trip

550
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: for the first time ever. We're going to the affiliation.

551
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: That was my idea, Lewis piece of shit. Yeah yeah, professor,

552
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: you told you told us last week that he said

553
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: he wud paid for any expedition we don't want to

554
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: go on. Yes, yes, I did said, And you, sir

555
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: held Taco Tuesday from me for years. Baha ba No,

556
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: I did not, don't tell that. I'm trying to write

557
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: that down. CEO. Are you the professor that brought the

558
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: students for the big foot hunt today? Yes, I am right,

559
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: So what time of your students do here? And do

560
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: they have a complete understanding as to what it is

561
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: we'll be doing. They're do here at two pm? Right, Um,

562
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: that's about ten minutes from man, go ahead, about ten

563
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,399
Speaker 1: minutes from now. Yes, I we parked the bus uh

564
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: in the in the visitors center, and I ran ahead

565
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: ten minutes of them and talk to you. We need

566
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: some extra time, get enough the bus. Did they Yes?

567
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: They did, right. They're not the sort I understand. How

568
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: many of them will there be? There are four? I've

569
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: got you written down here for sign oh one of

570
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: them goad lives. Big guys, I'm telling you, let's follow

571
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: the janitor. Fuck the professor. The janitor is the real professor. Anyway, cousin,

572
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that seventy dollars. I'll tell you that

573
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, Yeah, I'm down to follow him. That

574
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: sounds really good. That sounds promising. Seventy dollars from a cousin.

575
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: Next step, bigfoot. That's what I'm saying. By the way,

576
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: this is like a cool friendship. I like this. You

577
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: don't have to keep with you just because guys, I'm

578
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 1: not going to date anyone Okay. Now, I want to

579
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: be a nun when I'm older. I told you guys that,

580
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: so I can't date now with with This is remarkable.

581
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: Not only the Sasquatch is just walking about. They yeah,

582
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: they're yelling out Bigfoot. I made the mistake all along

583
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: and thinking they were in the Pacific Northwest. Why didn't

584
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: I just go to the apper Agians. Yeah, they're kind

585
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: of everywhere. You know, you just gotta call out their

586
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: name and they come. You know, most of them want

587
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: to be seen. That's the misnomer. It smells terrible here. Yep.

588
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: They do have a gas problem on the rig, so

589
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: you gotta have to work past that. I got a

590
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: little gum you can put underneath your your nostrils. There,

591
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: a little good there you go boarding past please big no,

592
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: not that woman just go slipped right in front of me.

593
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: She went under my legs. You can take her. You

594
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: can take her first. Okay, man, this is CBS. This

595
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: is a CBS receiver. I need to get to Thailand immediately.

596
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: It says here you bought uh allergy medication. I don't listen.

597
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: This is this won't get you on the flight. I'm

598
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: so sorry. It shouldn't it shouldn't, but this should. I

599
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: need to get to Thailand. Put put your breast away, ma'am,

600
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: put your breast away, sir, Mr foote um, yeah, first

601
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: and last numever the same big Foot, big Foot? Okay,

602
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: big Foot, big Foot. Okay. I'm enjoy your flight. Thank you,

603
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: enjoy the APPO. I thought you were you know, how

604
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: did you know that's where I was going? Well, I

605
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: mean you're landing in this particular airport which is near

606
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: that area. Yeah, that place, but that you said is

607
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: different from that airport that I'm landing in. I need

608
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: to get to Thailand. This plane has to go to Thailand. Ma'am.

609
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 1: Your nose is bleeding everywhere. Well maybe because I can't cry. Okay,

610
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: just get on the flight. They go ahead, Just go

611
00:40:48,520 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: just yes, now boarding C group group seen to oh

612
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: baby seen three. Mr patron v I P. Karen, who wrote, Hey, y'all,

613
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: I have a suggestion for a scene the executive board

614
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: meeting of a Robert's Rules of Order club, and if

615
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: you can find an opportunity to bring up hash Browns,

616
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: you get double points. Thanks for continuing to make me

617
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: laugh out loud at inappropriate times, Karen, No, I mean

618
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,439
Speaker 1: I think in general called order, any kind of any

619
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: kind of siding, any kind of siding you put in

620
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: the meeting called order, because it's always you don't know. Yeah,

621
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 1: come on, get both of us in trouble. I know,

622
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: I'm just sayings of paper, a piece of paper. Sorry, sorry,

623
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: interrupt your private meeting. Back there, Tim, do you want

624
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: to start with last week's minutes? Okay, I'll start with

625
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: last six minutes. Um, honestly some of my minutes or

626
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 1: it's just I'm trial, is it it? Tim's minutes? It's

627
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: my favorite part of the meeting. I'm just down. I

628
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 1: hate to be He keeps talking through all the meetings,

629
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: and I can't pay attention in my minutes from this

630
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: that I'm supposed to read from last week or not good,

631
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: they're not thorough. I acknowledge that, Tim. Thank you. Steve.

632
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: Did you have something you wanted to say to everyone

633
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: or just to lowest? Not at all? Okay? Thanks? Alright,

634
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: with that's it for all business. We'll move on to

635
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: new business, certain kind of installations. I don't mean to

636
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: be a tattle tale, but he's doing it right now.

637
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: He's doing right now. Robert. I hear you attempt Steve.

638
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: What the complete and total funk man? What's going on? Nothing? Okay,

639
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: my mistake. Alright, So for a new business, I believe Carl,

640
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: you wanted to bring something to the group's understanding. Is

641
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: that right, Carl? Yes, point of order. Phone right, it's

642
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: not phone what you're looking for. It's a certain kind

643
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: of insulation. That's I don't need to buy your insulation.

644
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 1: I don't care that you're starting your own business. I'm

645
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: not interested. Okay, So just stop quick, okay, rising and

646
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: addressing the chair? Is he in addressing? I'm just saying,

647
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: if you know anyone who's looking stating the motion for insulation,

648
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: that might be something you know people do. Yes? Can

649
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: I switch seats because I can't sit between these two

650
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: right now? Can I sit next to you? Robert? Can

651
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: I sit next to you? Do you mind if I

652
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 1: move my chair? Yeah? Robert has been listening to podcasts

653
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: this whole time. He has everyone's on and he's like

654
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: laughing and listening to podcasts during the meet. All right,

655
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: all right, I'll be serious here for a second. Do

656
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: you know how funny and yet personal David Sedaris can

657
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: be as a storyteller? Anyone in your neighbor, please stop

658
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: talking to me. I want to go back to point

659
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: of order and see if I can get a second

660
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: before we hear anymore about David Sadaris. Maybe we'll put

661
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: table that under new business. A second on a port

662
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: of order. Second second, thank you, second, al right, point

663
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: of order, you have the floor. Um, I thought you

664
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: just wanted to vote on it, so I was seconding it.

665
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: I don't have anything prepared. All in favorite point of

666
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 1: voters say I all against I order, Roberts. These are

667
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: your rules, Robert. We're doing this because of you. Thank you,

668
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, and we'll get through it as quickly as

669
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: we can. Is gonna be coming soon, and it's easier

670
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: to get it now. No one's gonna be able to

671
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: get in there. I already have it insulated. I already

672
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 1: haven't done. Your neighbors, your family, your friends. You're so annoying.

673
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I would have considered it in the beginning,

674
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: but now since you've been so annoying, I didn't hear

675
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: what the question was. I didn't hear what the question was.

676
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: All right, No, those opposts say no, no, uh, I'm

677
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: gonna resign. I have to resign my position on the board.

678
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I am taking this name. Is that a

679
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: point of order? Hey? Baby, how's your day? Home? Early?

680
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: It wasn't good? Thank you? Talk to me, talk to well.

681
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 1: I I resigned. I resigned today. I just I couldn't

682
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: concentrate and I couldn't give the board what they deserve. Yeah,

683
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: are you okay? You just? You were really going at

684
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: my foot right now? So I just, I'm just I

685
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: had to give up my position of the board, which

686
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: probably goes how you're hurting my foot? Okay, let me kissie, kissie, kissie.

687
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: Think so you've been you've been touching your lips to

688
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: my foot. I don't want to. I haven't been drinking

689
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: you Oh you Oh I didn't even say that, but

690
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: you smell like booze. What did you say? I said,

691
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: I resigned today, and we're not going to have benefits

692
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 1: when you're gone all day. I drink all day. Oh

693
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,479
Speaker 1: my god. I should probably go back to the board meeting,

694
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: I think, I, Hey, buddy, how are you man? A

695
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: long time? No? See, the board has been going nuts

696
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: since you've been gone. But I'm totally happy to look

697
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: up for the application. We've been doing installation for a

698
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: couple of houses. Now, a little side hustle in mind

699
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: all that I know yet, right, so that shouldn't be

700
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: too hard to kind of get. I didn't want to

701
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: get involved with the side hustle. I want to get

702
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,919
Speaker 1: back on the bo I made a mistake for signing. Well,

703
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: if you want to get back on the board, I'm

704
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: gonna have to take a look at your resume, and

705
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna have to take a job. Is one

706
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 1: of my installers. I was a board member for seven years.

707
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: I sat next to you. You know my resume because

708
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: seven years if it was being a partner with you, yeah,

709
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: well guess when you shout all that around the corner

710
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: when you resigned. Okay, no funk with me. I know

711
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: you need this ship. I do need this. Listen to

712
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: me right now. I'm not scared of you anymore. Do

713
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 1: you understand? Yes, I understand? How right I need to do?

714
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: You want to say you need to go out there.

715
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 1: You need the door knock, okay, and you need to

716
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: find out who needs installs of installation back on the

717
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: board and I'll ask people if they need no. No, no, no,

718
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,839
Speaker 1: no no no. Okay, you go out there now, when

719
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: you do that and when I see that you were

720
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: an earner. Yeah, I think I'm good. I got I

721
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: get the insallation done a couple of years ago. So okay, okay, okay,

722
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: but you know that, well, I should come inside and

723
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: check your insulation because if it's a couple of years old,

724
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: over that just like it's fiber clush, just like kind

725
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: of crumbles. Is there somebody that's calling for help in

726
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: your apartment? I don't know. Let's let's listen for a second,

727
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 1: see if there is. I don't hear anything, so there,

728
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, even though i'm talking, there's I

729
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 1: didn't hear anything. So I just give it a couple

730
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: of seconds. Okay, I'm giving it a couple of seconds.

731
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm really not hearing. I'm gonna have to come into

732
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 1: your Thank you for coming. Hey, I'm gonna have to

733
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: come into your Let me hear if there's somebody that

734
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: needs help call out now, okay, I do your psychic.

735
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: I'm a psychic. I hear something, and it's despite the

736
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: fact that you've got heavy insulation, hearing muffled cries for help.

737
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: I got really heavy insulation. I've heard that part too.

738
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: Somebody's in here that was not you, Okay, fair, that

739
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: might have been. It sounded like it came from from

740
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: over there. I don't think I need insulation. I think

741
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: everything everything's sign in my apartment. Why well, because you're

742
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: on my cold call, a list of people that perhaps

743
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 1: need insulation. Um, why don't I come in and check

744
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: your walls to see if they feel warm or cold? Okay,

745
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 1: it's gonna take you out that you called me, um,

746
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: but sure, just over Actually, good news for you. I've

747
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: pulled up out front. I'll just think that's goodness. Come on,

748
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: come on in. Sorry for the mess. It's just this

749
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: looks like you're a order. I'm not churching. No, I'm

750
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: not a horrid or. These newspapers are where I work.

751
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: These are all my These are all the newspaper articles

752
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: I wrote. Okay, so I just take a second to

753
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: kind of go through that. They are pretty creeping up

754
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: all over the Oh my god, here's shark. Oh my god,

755
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: I almost forgot it. Oh my god, Oh my god,

756
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: this is stead body. Oh my god, disgust to get

757
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: rid of this supern go help me, miss lane, Miss Lane,

758
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 1: there's a dead body in your floor. We've got a call.

759
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: We've got a call. I guess the cops. I'm trying

760
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: to call super and you fucking idiot. We you said, Dave,

761
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: stupid fuck a man hasn't been around in a long

762
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: long time. He's not coming for this. Okay, we got

763
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: a call. Get the wordies, oh my, because you have to.

764
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: There's a dead body in miss Lane's hang on, hang up,

765
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: hold on one second. I must I'll buy new instant

766
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: Asian by new installation, will put shark inside Instlation. Actually

767
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: my mistake. Goodbye, Okay, I got that. I heard that.

768
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: He just needs you to sign this here. Uh, Larry,

769
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? What are you decking off? Yeah?

770
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 1: I actually was, and you just ruined it. I was

771
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: just about this, you know, grand finale. Oh listen, we

772
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: got a weird call. What do you mean? Hell yeah,

773
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 1: I think you should head over to the lanes house now, Yeah,

774
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: I mean, got a weird call and then somebody hung up.

775
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: But they always said was lane. But there's only one

776
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 1: lane in this area, right, it's gonna be lowest. She's

777
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: a fine, fine, fine fine. Put my hog in my parents.

778
00:51:54,480 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm on my way, al right, I sold it since

779
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 1: I sold some insulation, let me back in that board meeting.

780
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: I hear that it's going on right now. Let me

781
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 1: in there. They're voting right now. One day. Okay, that

782
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: looks pretty LEGiT's pretty legit. Okay, okay, you know what.

783
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: Not too bad, dude, you're a pretty good earner. You're

784
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: a pretty good thank you. You know what. Maybe I'll

785
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: do this one more, the final piece of resistance, if

786
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 1: you will what I need you to get the ultimate grab.

787
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:39,399
Speaker 1: I needed to find me a biggie footie. They don't

788
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 1: even exist. You're making impossible tasks for me. If you

789
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 1: can't do this, and I guess you shouldn't be on

790
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: the board. Fine, I'll find a big foot a biggie footy. Oh,

791
00:52:54,680 --> 00:53:00,439
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not even familiar. Good luck. I gotta

792
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: get back in that board meeting. Baby, what are you doing? Hoh?

793
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: How are you packing? And I'm trying to go back

794
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: to the job because this is clearly like you are

795
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: a spiraling mess right here, and I'm clearly the only

796
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: thing keeping us afloat. My friends need huh, what what

797
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: did you say? What did you say? It sounds weirder

798
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: than when I said I need a biggie footy. I

799
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: said my friend of a friend coming home a woman.

800
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: What's the big deal? Who's a big well a biggie footy.

801
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: I believe it is probably a some sort of a

802
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: genetic similarity. Bigots question any type thing? Yeah, um, are

803
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: you okay? No? No, I haven't been looking for a

804
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 1: long time. I'm like you said, I'm sorry, baby, did

805
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: you get the Yellow Pages out? I need to cast somebody?

806
00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: Of course, crypto it's you don't use, you don't want

807
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: to use being I that that search ansion is busted.

808
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: It's broken. It never worked in the first place. Okay,

809
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: yellow Pages is how I do all my searches. Okay, hey,

810
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: when Lois comes, when you leave, I guess so it's

811
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: all right. Okay, how are you doing? Big Foot company?

812
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: How you doing? How can I help you? Hi? I

813
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 1: was wondering if you are familiar? You were the first

814
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: thing that came up with uh in the area? Are you?

815
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: Can you confirm biggie footy the same as big Foot?

816
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: Order up? Hold on a second, alright, get that order.

817
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is this a dog place or is this

818
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: a crypto zoology place? It's a football hot dog place?

819
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, I clearly made the wrong call. I

820
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: need to I need to call somebody. I'll thank you

821
00:54:54,800 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 1: for your time. Oh are you man? Story up? My hog?

822
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: Knock on my parents and I turned me on all

823
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: of our guns. I started from florry. You gotta get

824
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:12,760
Speaker 1: over to Lane's house. It's gonna be in trouble still.

825
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 1: I don't bout the time to done with this here,

826
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 1: sort it out. I mean maybe so or maybe she's

827
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 1: got a dead body in her place. We don't know.

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Speaker 1: Go check it out. Fine, I'm on my way. We're friends,

829
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Speaker 1: I don't know for friends if you have to keep

830
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 1: signing off every time by saying we're friends. Friend, Okay, acquaintance,

831
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Speaker 1: big Foot tile? How can I help you? I'm wondering

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Speaker 1: if you could. Uh, this might be a stretch, but

833
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 1: could you confirm that Biggie Footy is the same as

834
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: big Foot in reference to the crypto zoo genetic creature.

835
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 1: I hold on and say, is that order up? What up? Um? Sorry?

836
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: Is this? What kind of what kind of transaction are

837
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: you making over there? We make tiles? Forts here com

838
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: in lois you know my husband's cant to some come here?

839
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: Wait a second, I know your husband. Yeah, you fucking

840
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 1: extorted my ass fucking made me pee. But all this

841
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: guy dad money. So for fucking installation, Larry, where you

842
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: at anchoring the door? And now dot name horn on

843
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 1: the front scoop? No, I hope no guns out. I

844
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell is going on. It looks

845
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: like that that cop is just rubbing on his jump.

846
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: What the fund is going on? I don't think that Lois,

847
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: what the hell is this story? I I give you

848
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: a year to work this expose of the insulation, Biss.

849
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: It's crazy because deeper than I thought, I'm gonna need

850
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: sixty billion dollars. I gave you a year. I gave

851
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: you a year. You you wrote me like a paragraph

852
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 1: of scribblings. Here. I'm gonna need several passports, all of

853
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: them with different faces and different names. I'm gonna need

854
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: to burrow deep, deep underground so I can live with

855
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: the brokers. Lois, you're fired, Okay, try the bugle, Try

856
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: the bugle, Try Jamison. You're you're You're not welcome here anymore. Perry,

857
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: what the fuck Perry? Are you serious? Look? Crime crime

858
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 1: was rampant for a while, but ever since those bad

859
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: guys got healthcare, they you know, they've they've they've been

860
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 1: in a good mood. You know they're working together with Superman.

861
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: You know, there's just not as much. Don't you bring

862
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: him up? You bring his name up. Well, I'm sorry, Lois,

863
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: but I mean he was the one superhero we add

864
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: in Metropolis. He was Clark Kent. Okay, is that the

865
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 1: story you wanted? Superman was Clark Kent? Yes, he was Superman. Yes, yes,

866
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: Look I just hired this new reporter. He's wearing a

867
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: pair of horn rimmed glasses over another pair of horn

868
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: ram glasses. His name is is Cark Clint, and you're

869
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: gonna be working together with him on some of these

870
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: Google stories, Like says hello, Lois Cark. That's right, Cark,

871
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: how do you see through both of those pairs of glasses?

872
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: It takes some adjusting. Nice to meet you, is it, Lewis.

873
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: It's Lois Lois Lane. Oh my god, you're so beautiful.

874
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: You know. I'm I don't know if I'm gonna have

875
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: time to have a relationship. I just got to rehired,

876
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 1: and I need to focus on my work very fast.

877
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: What was it I think? Okay, Perry, I got a

878
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 1: new story I need your help with. Please where you

879
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: gotta go this time, mois Well, I'm gonna have to

880
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: go to Atlantis, so I need several submarines Atlanta. That's good,

881
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: that's a that's a delta hub Atlantis. Oh no, excuse me,

882
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: Perry Mary. There's a gentleman here, he says, is an

883
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: appointment with you. His name is Bigfoot. First name Bigfoot,

884
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: last name big Foot. It seems strange, but he's here.

885
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: Is he a biggie foot? I mean, from what I

886
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: can tell, I don't know. Should I send him in?

887
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, I want a biggi foot for lunch. Yes, yes, okay, okay, yeah,

888
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: I'll make that quarter sir or whatever, ma'am, you can

889
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: come on this way. M h um. I just thought

890
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: you'd be interested to see me. Great season's ghost. What

891
00:59:56,360 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: does that smell? I'm so sorry. I'm I'm vegetable and tolerant,

892
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: and I've been eating a lot of vegetables, kind of shrubs.

893
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 1: It's all he can find, and so kind of stuff

894
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: just rockets out of my ass and I try to

895
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: hold it in. Okay, look, do you want a picture?

896
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 1: Do you want to put it? No, I'm just a

897
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 1: big foot. I'm not a big foot. Biggie foot Okay,

898
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: I can see that now you're not a biggie footy. Uh?

899
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: Are you? You're pitching a story from me? Are you

900
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: you want a job? No? I thought I would be

901
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: the story. I thought, all right, you son of a bitch,

902
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: I've brought you a biggie footie which turns out to

903
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: just be a foot long hot dog, you asshole. Let

904
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: me in the board meeting and enjoy you finally did it.

905
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: But if to let you in, they got a vote

906
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,479
Speaker 1: on it. We got a vote on the floor whether

907
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 1: or not to let in. Uh, what's the name here?

908
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 1: I can't read this. I was in there for seven years.

909
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: Oh ship, Sorry? Sorry? Tim? Whether let Tim back in

910
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,680
Speaker 1: the meeting? I thought it, said Jim, so I ran

911
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: when he was shut. If you keep talking to me

912
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: about this, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I do

913
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: not want that favor. It's a bigger earn for me.

914
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: Shut all right, motion carries back. Oh thank god, I

915
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:34,919
Speaker 1: made a mistake resigning. The mistake might have been ours.

916
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Tim, Welcome back, all right? Any other

917
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: new business before we call it a day? No, I think, um,

918
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:52,080
Speaker 1: I think, David said Darius is like, shut up, shut up.

919
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to bind insolation. You sent Tim to

920
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: my house. I don't care about podcasts either, guys, shut up.

921
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pay attention. I have no idea what

922
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: we do in this industry because you guys have been

923
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 1: talking to me the whole time, the whole ten years.

924
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: I've been doing this, Calypso what al right, So I'll

925
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: in favor of reading the Sadarius new book, say I,

926
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: I yeah, I just have it. We'll be reading the

927
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: new Sadarus book. Thank you for bringing that to our attention.

928
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: That's lunch lunch club, right, We're just a club. That's

929
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: our show for today. We seemed like so much more

930
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 1: than a club. I want to thank alliveram starting with

931
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: Caroline Cotter, who we can't wait to hear about from

932
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: the road and she travels across this once great country

933
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: of ours. Caroline, good luck out there, damn it. Thank you. Thanks,

934
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: I guess can wait. Please keep us a breast all right,

935
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: appreciate it. And Craig, you'll be sending over some a

936
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 1: couple of helpful hints for Caroline, I trust. Yeah. No,

937
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: no fish or dairy based products again, that's not what

938
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 1: I meant by you'll send over, but thank you for that.

939
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, thank you so much, buddy. Great to see you,

940
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: great to have be seen. Please take care of yourself

941
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: and your family. I'll try. James Heeney, thanks for thanks

942
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: for everything really and also thanks Boat Games who has

943
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 1: said that, uh we have. Basically, I'm now gonna advertise

944
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: for another podcast, love the show. Years of listening to

945
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: Paula Tompkins, it's great to see another improv group that

946
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: performs at the same caliber. All Hail Dynasty Typewriter. Next

947
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 1: time in l A. After this crap is over, I'm

948
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 1: gonna be a point to see It's it's gonna be

949
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: a point to see a live show. Keep up the

950
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: great work. Roman see written about a year ago. I

951
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: take it. No, just actually just a couple of days ago.

952
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't. It must be I don't. I don't know why.

953
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: Maybe they're catching up on older episodes, which is why

954
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 1: they're saying all Hill Dynasty Typewriter lovely. Well that's helpful, uh.

955
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: Joey Greer, thank you as well. Thank you, and please

956
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: also send over any helpful hints to Caroline. I know

957
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: you've driven across this great land of ours. Several times

958
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: I will say this was given to me a little

959
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: nugget of info, which is, as you're traveling, you're looking

960
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 1: for places to stay like air look at Airbnb, like

961
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: little spots along the way, and so if you don't

962
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,240
Speaker 1: want to do hotels and see the places that have

963
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: have been vacant for like, maybe it a week or

964
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:45,600
Speaker 1: two before you get there, and then you know again,

965
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: this is not what I meant. Sorry, Caroline, when I

966
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: asked Uh the Alchemist to send over information right now, right,

967
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: send it over right now, just blurt it out Sunday, Sunday.

968
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: And if you have any helpful hints for Caroline along

969
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 1: her way, please write to us your name here at

970
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: ALcom dot com. That's your name here. Let's thank our

971
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:13,440
Speaker 1: prusing gin to the stars. Be but fine folks that

972
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: I heart media. Fump pump fum. I mean, how's come

973
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: follo you minding? Please wear a mask? Would you go

974
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 1: outside and be kind to each other? Damn it? Until

975
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:24,919
Speaker 1: next time,