Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent.
Speaker 2: Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, Hello, gorgeous, Welcome back to untraditionally, Lala.
Speaker 2: Ignore this room that we are in. We're in Palm Springs.
Speaker 2: We've been here since last week. We got here on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Janet and her husband and her beautiful son went to
Speaker 2: San Francisco for Easter. So we brought Janet's mom, Claudia,
Speaker 2: and we have had a heyday.
Speaker 3: There is no one.
Speaker 2: You keep saying that. She was like, what does that
Speaker 2: even mean? It's just the top tier. So Claudia came
Speaker 2: with us, which is Janet's mom. Great a bitch, great
Speaker 2: a bitch. The moment that you said that, she was like,
Speaker 2: what does that even mean?
Speaker 1: I know, I kind of got flustered. I was like,
Speaker 1: is she going to get mad? And be like, oh no,
Speaker 1: well you never know. She would never get mad at
Speaker 1: that win loser Maybe.
Speaker 2: Does that mean that you always go in for the
Speaker 2: maybe yeah, win lose er, maybe win loser draw? Okay,
Speaker 2: well either way, I love it so very quickly. I'm
Speaker 2: not supposed to talk about the show, which I won't.
Speaker 2: The showed the show that shall not be mentioned.
Speaker 1: What I'm on television. What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: There are moments where when I do an interview or
Speaker 2: a podcast comes out and the clips are.
Speaker 1: Posted, I start to feel a little bit exposed.
Speaker 2: So I just wanted to see I just wanted to see,
Speaker 2: on average, how many people are actually seeing me in
Speaker 2: a year.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I like, how many viewers see you?
Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, because you look in the comments section and
Speaker 2: there's there's moments where people start telling you who you
Speaker 2: are and what you need to work on, and you
Speaker 2: start believing it, and then you're like, what the how
Speaker 2: do how am I giving these people so much power
Speaker 2: to tell me who I am right and what I
Speaker 2: need to work on. When I'm with myself twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven, I can check myself.
Speaker 3: I have people around me who check me. But then
Speaker 3: I'm reading.
Speaker 2: Things and it's like, am I good at staying out
Speaker 2: of the comment section?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at it.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at it.
Speaker 2: Occasionally, because I'm human, I like to sabotage and people
Speaker 2: will say things that you need to work on, and
Speaker 2: you start seeing it over and over again, and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, these people know me?
Speaker 1: Do they know me?
Speaker 2: What's happening. So I went into chat GPT, don't laugh,
Speaker 2: it's my best friend. Last night, Ocean wanted to know
Speaker 2: what she looked like as an old person, so I
Speaker 2: put her. I put her in. By the way, she's
Speaker 2: a gorgeous old person. I went back in this morning.
Speaker 2: I did this, you guys, and I give her take.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm on a show. If I appear on
Speaker 2: someone's screen once a week for twenty weeks, give or
Speaker 2: take right, for ten to fifteen minutes each time, what
Speaker 2: is the percentage that people.
Speaker 1: See me per year? You want to know what? It said?
Speaker 2: Zero point zero four percent? Oh, not even one percent?
Speaker 1: And batta. Oh and by the.
Speaker 2: Way, I'm going to allow you at not even a
Speaker 2: one percent to show me.
Speaker 1: What I need. I need to work on my life.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out thing. Put a camera on you.
Speaker 1: Let me see what you should do differently in life. Oh.
Speaker 2: By the way, there is a group of women who
Speaker 2: just had cameras put on them in Rhode Island, and
Speaker 2: we're going.
Speaker 1: To talk about it. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3: We're going to get into it. I can't.
Speaker 1: It's so grade A great a great a bitches, It's
Speaker 1: just great, a bitches on that too. We had a
Speaker 1: wonderful easter.
Speaker 3: You guys.
Speaker 2: We for a brief moment, said, you know what, let's
Speaker 2: stay in for easter.
Speaker 1: Let's not fight the crowds.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get ready, obviously, and I just
Speaker 2: want to stay home and cook.
Speaker 3: That lasted right four minutes that last.
Speaker 1: We should have known. We want to cook seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cook, What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Just to let you guys know, just a side note.
Speaker 1: We went to the store, got pasta, came.
Speaker 2: Home the easiest thing you could possibly too lazy to
Speaker 2: make the pasta.
Speaker 3: We were too lazy to make we didn't make it.
Speaker 1: We ordered in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally the easiest thing.
Speaker 1: That's how lazy we are. Lorgos. I really just don't
Speaker 1: want to boil water. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we really are pathetic. But then me like, I can't
Speaker 1: be mad at her when I'm like, oh, I don't either.
Speaker 1: I just had a.
Speaker 2: Drop and I feel like lifting a pot of.
Speaker 1: Water is not well. I oh, so this is now
Speaker 1: my fault. I can't make the beds, I can't clean up.
Speaker 1: She has been a worthless old bag for about a month.
Speaker 1: It's been brutal. Most people would be into it. I'm
Speaker 1: not into it anyway. Easter, we just deid not to cook.
Speaker 2: We go to Wilman Frieda's, which is like our go
Speaker 2: to spot in Palm Springs.
Speaker 1: We came back, we laid by the pool. It was
Speaker 1: so easy.
Speaker 2: The kids played. We made more runs to Target than
Speaker 2: I can count.
Speaker 1: A little TJ. Max just we thrive in the desert.
Speaker 1: It's easy. It's the simple life.
Speaker 2: I always make a hall wasting time, a lot of
Speaker 2: wasting time, a lot of wasting time.
Speaker 1: Clearing the mind. But we get home.
Speaker 2: And we put Sosa down and she's been taking her
Speaker 2: diaper off for a very long time, you guys, and
Speaker 2: I know what you're gonna say. I mean, she's ready
Speaker 2: to be potty trained. She's been trying to take her
Speaker 2: diaper off since she could crawl, and they always say,
Speaker 2: like wait until they can walk right, And she's been
Speaker 2: a little bit wobbly.
Speaker 3: She's finally on her feet.
Speaker 2: So we all know that when you put Sosa down
Speaker 2: for a nap or even just playing around, she's got
Speaker 2: to have a diaper on. However, she's got to have
Speaker 2: pants on as well. Over thee because she will take
Speaker 2: the diaper off so we put her down for a nap.
Speaker 3: We put her pants on with the diaper.
Speaker 2: Usually, like we all know our kids, right, I know
Speaker 2: that when it's naptime for so so you'll hear it
Speaker 2: talking a little bit and then she's out cold and
Speaker 2: doesn't wake up. We put her down, she's like fussy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's weird. We'll she's in a pack and play,
Speaker 2: not like a normal crib. It's probably why she's fussy,
Speaker 2: and it's past her naptime. She's probably overly tired. I
Speaker 2: give it ten minutes and she's still fussy. So I
Speaker 2: go easton, go see what's going on, just like get
Speaker 2: her up because I can't lift her. He goes in
Speaker 2: there and I hear Lauren, and I just knew. I go,
Speaker 2: she took her diaper often? She he goes, yeah, And
Speaker 2: they're shit everywhere, you guys.
Speaker 1: This kid has gone through two pack and plays. I
Speaker 1: just throw them out. No, they're they're ruined.
Speaker 2: They're ruined, okay, And she's screaming bloody murder. There's feces
Speaker 2: and everywhere everywhere. I look at the pack and player,
Speaker 2: I was like, huck it. I put her into the bath.
Speaker 2: She's very upset because it takes a little bit for.
Speaker 3: The water to warm up.
Speaker 1: We didn't care.
Speaker 2: I didn't care. I was like, you're covered in poop.
Speaker 2: I'm dry heaving the whole time.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. At least I had to take over.
Speaker 1: I could.
Speaker 2: I was like ready to vomit everywhere, though I had
Speaker 2: to throw it away.
Speaker 1: Were you disgusted? Oh, oh my god, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: So the pack and play you have to like lift
Speaker 1: the middle and then know the sections where you have
Speaker 1: to like click so it collapses. That's where they covering shit.
Speaker 1: So and we had no gloves.
Speaker 2: We were not prepared, which is weird because since COVID,
Speaker 2: I've I like stalked up on hazmat suits and rubber
Speaker 2: like rubber don'tn't have any.
Speaker 1: So I yeah, I gotch I took off my sh
Speaker 1: I was running this thing out away from the body,
Speaker 1: touched some feces from the child busting in this door.
Speaker 1: Yeah there's the shit box, bdugum, we're talking about you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. She also took a tumble and hit her
Speaker 1: lip just barely. She is you didn't know that. I
Speaker 1: didn't know.
Speaker 2: Mom, Oh okay, hi gorgeous so that's what happened on
Speaker 2: during Eastern and.
Speaker 3: We threw the Pack and Play out.
Speaker 2: Thank god Target does delivery very quickly because I said,
Speaker 2: you got to get a new Pack and Play like
Speaker 2: I'm so overwhelmed, and this kid is going to bed,
Speaker 2: she's had no nap. Five thirty, no later than six,
Speaker 2: into the pack and play, good night. Pack and Play arrives.
Speaker 2: It could not have come at a better time, because I.
Speaker 1: Was What's hard is that the days.
Speaker 2: Are already very long when you have children, especially when
Speaker 2: they're on break.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I love it. I enjoy my children.
Speaker 2: It may sound like a dream where you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: out of commission. Everyone has to do everything for me,
Speaker 2: but I'm so particular about how I like things. And
Speaker 2: Easton and my mom are more chill. We'll say, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: take a piece of what we do there.
Speaker 3: I could find the happy medium.
Speaker 2: But it's like something as simple as someone cuts something
Speaker 2: on the cutting board.
Speaker 1: Let me put it this way, be cleaned immediately.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's still sitting there five, ten, fifteen,
Speaker 2: twenty minutes later and I can't pick it up.
Speaker 3: We had to clean it on my own.
Speaker 1: We had Nick and Joe over. We have Claudia, We
Speaker 1: had a lot of people over. We had a lot
Speaker 1: of dishes. We put them in the dishwasher, Lisa did.
Speaker 1: She's running it because it's full. There's a couple of
Speaker 1: dishes in the sink and Lauren is like, why are
Speaker 1: these in here? And I was like, well, the dishwasher
Speaker 1: is running and mom is taking care of it. Shes,
Speaker 1: but this is the thing. I would have done these
Speaker 1: by hand. And it's like it was like big pots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, okay, we also cooked in them.
Speaker 1: They're soaking. She's just a little get to work strong.
Speaker 2: I strung, temperamental. All of the things are to my detriment.
Speaker 2: Yea possesses as well. But I will say what made
Speaker 2: it all better was sitting in the car driving home
Speaker 2: after a fabulous Easter brunch and my daughter busting into
Speaker 2: song Eminem's Mockingbird.
Speaker 1: Made it all better.
Speaker 3: It made it all better.
Speaker 1: And what's what app did she hear it from?
Speaker 2: I downloaded this song app on her iPad because she
Speaker 2: verbally waterboards me to where I just give her what
Speaker 2: she wants.
Speaker 3: She does get that from the other side.
Speaker 2: It makes total sense why he keeps on working because
Speaker 2: you finally just give him what they want, you know what?
Speaker 3: And I fine, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars a year, don't even give a fuck
Speaker 2: if I download it? Will you leave me alone for
Speaker 2: five minutes so I can watch real House as of
Speaker 2: Rhode Island. I would love that here you go, But
Speaker 2: apparently there's songs like that on it. And she was
Speaker 2: like talking about how pretty babe. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: love that. This is literally that like deadby Baby Mama.
Speaker 2: I'm thrilled it was eminem It's great. I don't even
Speaker 2: care in other nudes nudes.
Speaker 1: No other news, please fucking please, HESI, what is this
Speaker 1: that you wrote? Kids? Out there?
Speaker 2: What did you see that made you write this? And
Speaker 2: also tell me about robots? Your section get I'm on
Speaker 2: a roll over here, So kids being kids.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody else has been seeing this,
Speaker 1: but next to the house, we have, like next to
Speaker 1: the river, okay, there's just a dirt trail where people
Speaker 1: walk ride bikes. All of that, kids were building dirt
Speaker 1: jumps for their bikes. And then the dad was on
Speaker 1: a motor the little motorcycle with his little girl and
Speaker 1: his kid in the back following him and you just
Speaker 1: I don't remember seeing this ever. This is the first
Speaker 1: time week growing up. Yes, And I was on Ventura
Speaker 1: and there was just a group of kids on scooters
Speaker 1: not the electric one pushing wow, I know, and they
Speaker 1: were like doing tricks and stuff, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: kids being kids. I don't know. It just made me
Speaker 1: happy because I remember.
Speaker 2: Like getting on that I'm downloading all of these apps
Speaker 2: for ocean so that.
Speaker 1: I I don't want her out and yet no, no,
Speaker 1: no time place she can do. She's learning. Here's the
Speaker 1: thing about iPads that I'm torn about, and I would
Speaker 1: like to know other people's opinions. Yeah, I don't have
Speaker 1: a kid, so it doesn't hold much weight. I feel
Speaker 1: like if you don't give your kid an iPad, you
Speaker 1: are putting them behind because everything is going in that route.
Speaker 1: Like talking to our nephew who's in high school. They
Speaker 1: don't have books. I had no idea open a computer.
Speaker 1: Everything's right there. So like, if you're not giving your
Speaker 1: kid the iPad right now, it's like you're doing them
Speaker 1: a disservice. I want to know if you guys agree
Speaker 1: or disagree, because I kind of think there's a happy medium,
Speaker 1: but you have to give them an iPad to learn
Speaker 1: how to learn what their future is going to be.
Speaker 3: You know, that's very true.
Speaker 2: What's what's hard, And I think everyone every parent at
Speaker 2: this time of year can relate. When it's spring break
Speaker 2: and yes, you want the kids out and about, but
Speaker 2: there are moments where.
Speaker 1: You're like, just take the iPad. I don't even care.
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, we've all been there. You go out,
Speaker 1: you know when we're here, You go out, you're with
Speaker 1: the kids, you're doing stuff for the kids. Then you
Speaker 1: come home and they're like, hey, can we do Can
Speaker 1: you blow up the big air thing and put it
Speaker 1: next to the pool so I can slide in? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're like, what about your iPad? Five thirty Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had a full day. I'm like lost. Do you
Speaker 1: want to color on your iPad? She goes yeah, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, that's way better. Maybe I'm lazy.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we are lazy.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to feel guilty, and you know what the
Speaker 2: uncle Yeah right. But there's also the portion that you
Speaker 2: were talking about where I think you were on Siri
Speaker 2: or something. Because electronics are like it's not the future,
Speaker 2: like we're in it right, Like I'm watching people in
Speaker 2: the front seat of away mo.
Speaker 1: There's no one well driving and that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like we're here. She was doing stuff on the iPad.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do like she she made
Speaker 1: this screen smaller on the iPad like it does that,
Speaker 1: and then she moved it and moved another one into it.
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing. She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can do that. I'll show you. I'll show you.
Speaker 1: But I talked to like Siri and like I have
Speaker 1: a Google at home and so like I have it
Speaker 1: play things, I'll ask you question guys.
Speaker 2: And we're in the car and Hesan's like, Siri, do
Speaker 2: this for me, and she does it and he goes,
Speaker 2: thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I was like, why are you thanking her?
Speaker 1: Do you? Because I want him when they take over.
Speaker 1: I want him to remember as a good guy, don't you.
Speaker 1: They're coming about it, They're coming and I want them
Speaker 1: to be like this guy said thank you ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent of the time and they're like yes. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: thank you, sire, or I do do this. I wake
Speaker 1: up and I go, hey, Google, what's the weather? Like,
Speaker 1: and he'll tell me and I go, oh, that is
Speaker 1: a beautiful day, thank you so much. Oh my. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have a respond, which is kind of a dick move,
Speaker 1: but they know they're listening. And I'm a good guy
Speaker 1: clocking every Yeah. Do you not think it? I do
Speaker 1: other people.
Speaker 2: You've given me a new complex to worry about, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I've never thanked Siri, and I've been using her for
Speaker 2: the past for many years, whenever she came to be.
Speaker 1: I judge know how people judge how you talk to
Speaker 1: your waiter and matress there, I judge how you talk
Speaker 1: to Siri. Wow?
Speaker 2: No, true, though she's doing so much like when she
Speaker 2: sucks up, I'm like, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 1: I know. And it's like, why am I getting mad
Speaker 1: at something? I have no idea how Like I couldn't
Speaker 1: even I don't know how this works, but I'm upset
Speaker 1: at it. It's pinging things doing I.
Speaker 2: Know when I'm like, take this into a caricature and
Speaker 2: it won't do it?
Speaker 1: On CHATGYBT liked it's like you do it, boyd, how
Speaker 1: to do the tables turn? God? For Chat GBT, I
Speaker 1: spend too much time. No, it's too fun guys. I
Speaker 1: bought it just to like, oh, you're paying like the
Speaker 1: forty dollars a month or whatever it is. I think
Speaker 1: it's twenty Okay, whatever it is, I'm paying for it.
Speaker 1: And because you can have limited images that you've come
Speaker 1: through it. And what's so sad is like if you
Speaker 1: look through my like you know how you can see
Speaker 1: your feet of like what you've asked? Oh god, you
Speaker 1: don't know that it's on the soule? How do I
Speaker 1: I'll show you that? But mine are just like I'm
Speaker 1: not doing anything productive on chat on chat GPT. I
Speaker 1: think a small percentage of people are no, A lot
Speaker 1: of people are a lot of yes, what are they doing?
Speaker 1: Analytics A whole bunch of shit? Analytics for what I mean?
Speaker 1: You just saw the farming girl. She was like, how
Speaker 1: much water have we used? And I put it into Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was cool. That's where I'm saying, like, this is
Speaker 1: years in business, yes, And she doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: the one to make it go under, so she's got
Speaker 1: a I use different have you had deductive?
Speaker 2: I now know that people only see me less than
Speaker 2: one percent.
Speaker 1: A year, and you know what your daughter will look
Speaker 1: like very old? So yours really doing things on it.
Speaker 1: I am on it, and I'm like, people are like
Speaker 1: being productive making money on this, and I'm looking up
Speaker 1: like a bowl of something and making it look funny. Wow,
Speaker 1: I gotta react for you, Okay.
Speaker 2: Taylor Frankie Paul posted on Easter Sunday that she's detaching
Speaker 2: herself from the Mormon Church.
Speaker 1: She still believes in God the Bible.
Speaker 2: But seems to be rethinking her identity and wanting a
Speaker 2: more personal form of faith.
Speaker 1: I cannot be mad at this at all. I'm going
Speaker 1: to say, when you find your own form of faith,
Speaker 1: it's great. Yeah, So I.
Speaker 2: Don't consider myself religious. We've talked about this a million
Speaker 2: and one times. Anytime our family from my dad's side
Speaker 2: would like go to church and invite us and try
Speaker 2: to like convert us to Mormonism, and we would decide
Speaker 2: to like go to Park City, and my mom would say,
Speaker 2: I don't need to like be in a building to
Speaker 2: let God know that I'm grateful for him, and I believe.
Speaker 1: I'm going to spend time in his creation.
Speaker 2: To what he created in these beautiful mountains with my family,
Speaker 2: and that's how I'm going to like take tribute to
Speaker 2: him and what he's done. Right, that did make sense.
Speaker 2: It was more of a spiritual type of thing. I
Speaker 2: couldn't tell you one thing from the Bible, you guys,
Speaker 2: not a one Like did Jesus walk on water? Was
Speaker 2: that Moses? I'm not sure the Red Sea? Maybe? Oh fuck?
Speaker 2: I might have thrown myself in hot water?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Do you think this podcast makes people dumber
Speaker 1: or make them smart? Or do you make it?
Speaker 3: Do you think it makes them feel seen?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Maybe what we do is like give them a bit
Speaker 1: of street smarts because we're so stupid. We like think
Speaker 1: I'm stupid in any sense of the word.
Speaker 2: Not at all. I've done stupid shit. Who hasn't I
Speaker 2: just continue a book to tell me how to live
Speaker 2: my life and be a good person.
Speaker 1: No, I just needed a correct which is all about
Speaker 1: like higher power power. Here's how I look at I'm
Speaker 1: not a religious I'm spiritual, and I there is something
Speaker 1: greater than me. That's all I know.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm assuming that this is what Taylor Frankie
Speaker 2: Paul is find me. I again have not seen that
Speaker 2: show beyond maybe three to four episodes of season one.
Speaker 1: I believe they're on season like four.
Speaker 2: What I do know, Okay, season four, What I do
Speaker 2: know is people are obsessed because it's very weird to
Speaker 2: see how Mormons work. I can assume after that video
Speaker 2: came out of the throwing of the chairs that I
Speaker 2: deep self reflection happened on her end. Whatever trauma she's experienced,
Speaker 2: I believe just knowing what I know about the church
Speaker 2: and just seeing how my dad was, that a lot
Speaker 2: of her trauma came from that church and the amount
Speaker 2: of pressure and guilt that came along with it. That
Speaker 2: if you don't abide by these guidelines, you're not going
Speaker 2: to the highest kingdom of heaven.
Speaker 1: Three levels. Okay, that sounds like a lot of pressure.
Speaker 2: Okay, a lot. And my mom has always said, my
Speaker 2: God gave me a brain and I'm gonna use it.
Speaker 2: I don't need to use it to simply read and go, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is how I am a good person. No, God
Speaker 2: gave me the brain to decide and how to go.
Speaker 2: This feels right, and this feels wrong. So for her
Speaker 2: Taylor Frankie Paul to come out and say, I'm detaching
Speaker 2: myself from this religion. This is just what I'm gathering,
Speaker 2: it did not serve her any longer and coming up
Speaker 2: with her own relationship that feels right to her that
Speaker 2: she doesn't need to push onto anybody because it is
Speaker 2: so sacred and she's going to become very deep rooted
Speaker 2: when when all else fails, that is what she's going to.
Speaker 1: Have, right.
Speaker 2: I think it is a beautiful step in the right
Speaker 2: direction to healing herself. You guys know that I had
Speaker 2: very strong thoughts about that video that came out with
Speaker 2: she and her baby daddy. My strong opinions were just
Speaker 2: based on the kid being in their room one hundred
Speaker 2: percent where I'm there is no version of me condoning it. However,
Speaker 2: here's the flip side. When somebody has such a low,
Speaker 2: low moment and you thank God that it wasn't worse
Speaker 2: than it was, and you take time to say, this
Speaker 2: is what I want. I'm detaching myself from this, attaching
Speaker 2: myself to that maybe I'm going to rethink picking up
Speaker 2: drinks for me.
Speaker 3: For me, you have a clean slate at that.
Speaker 2: Point, nothing is erased. We all saw the video and
Speaker 2: she has to live with that. I can't even imagine
Speaker 2: the guilt that she feels. And then on top of
Speaker 2: all of us talking about it right and placing our
Speaker 2: judgments because life is already hard enough, but because I
Speaker 2: know what that feels like to have such horrendous moments
Speaker 2: and then you get sober and you feel the shame
Speaker 2: and you just want to not only forgive yourself, but
Speaker 2: have other people not look past it. I don't want
Speaker 2: to say that, but see you and your growth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know that may have been part of your story,
Speaker 2: but that is.
Speaker 1: Not who you are. But just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: working on yourself and choosing to get sober and all that. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you make changes, it's like you made changes, but
Speaker 1: it's doesn't It doesn't erase everything. And starting from there
Speaker 1: you're a new person. And I will give you a
Speaker 1: lot of leeway, but you have to put in a
Speaker 1: lot of work day by day to show that you
Speaker 1: are a changing person.
Speaker 2: Yes, I agree with you. So I don't think that
Speaker 2: it is her job to change the public's mind.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, But I'm saying for her, she changed
Speaker 1: herself every day. The one thing that I will say
Speaker 1: that I could never meant to like I've never been there,
Speaker 1: but like seeing her home and I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people saw it because she's like depressed, and there
Speaker 1: is a mess.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So mentally I don't know where she's at, but to
Speaker 1: live in that space, I can only imagine what you've
Speaker 1: gone through and things like that. So I just hope her,
Speaker 1: like I'm just wishing her the best, and I'm glad
Speaker 1: that she's finding something out side of the Mormon Church,
Speaker 1: because I really do that. I could go on for
Speaker 1: days about how I'm not the biggest fan of that
Speaker 1: malag a fan at all.
Speaker 2: It is all about like guilt, guilt, guilt, and the
Speaker 2: guilt is hopefully what makes you conform to the rules.
Speaker 2: It's very it's very toxic. So I think that this.
Speaker 1: Is and here's the thing. Everybody's going to have their
Speaker 1: own opinion. I'm coming off the opinion of my dad. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw first guilt that I mean, he left at
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 2: He passed away when he was sixty four, and as
Speaker 2: long as he was my dad, I saw the battle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and him that's a long time to be out
Speaker 1: of it. And that was the other thing that he had,
Speaker 1: like the battle with dating my mom who isn't Mormon
Speaker 1: or who was never Mormon.
Speaker 2: And then the family aspect of like judging and not accepting,
Speaker 2: but you're in love.
Speaker 1: And you know, my mom was.
Speaker 2: My mom was born in El Paso, Texas. She was
Speaker 2: an army brat. She moved all over the world.
Speaker 1: She lived in Japan for three years.
Speaker 2: And so when she got to Utah, she was still
Speaker 2: very she was still very young. But she was raised
Speaker 2: in a Christian household, like even now her family, who
Speaker 2: I love and adore, they're all from the South.
Speaker 1: They're all very, very Christian.
Speaker 2: And I think that the combination of how she was
Speaker 2: raised and how my dad was raised, I think the
Speaker 2: blend was, or the compromise was spirituality. Let's not raise
Speaker 2: our kids with a book in front of them. And
Speaker 2: you know, before I got pregnant with Ocean, my ex
Speaker 2: and I had this conversation. And this is no disrespect
Speaker 2: to any one religion. I obviously have my feelings about
Speaker 2: the Mormon Church because I witnessed it with my dad.
Speaker 2: I do think that religion, it handled properly, is can
Speaker 2: be a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: Oh is a corruption that comes within it with dirty people, right,
Speaker 1: That's where it's like, Okay.
Speaker 2: I was very very open with my ex about how
Speaker 2: Ocean would be raised. My ex was Jewish, beautiful religion,
Speaker 2: I said, it is it is imperative that we do
Speaker 2: not raise Ocean with religion or our future kids. Because
Speaker 2: Ocean wasn't even a thought at this point. It was
Speaker 2: just the overall because that was going to be a
Speaker 2: breaking point if he said this is a deal breaker
Speaker 2: for me. I just felt like organized religion, it's just
Speaker 2: so personal.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: I wanted Ocean to kind of know about every religion
Speaker 2: and what it entails. And then when she gets to
Speaker 2: a point where she can say, you know, Judaism really
Speaker 2: resonates with me. Catholicism really resonates with me. Just being
Speaker 2: a spiritual person. That's what makes me feel safe and
Speaker 2: like I have something to rely on.
Speaker 1: I don't care what if hurt.
Speaker 3: I have to be okay with that. Okay, I have
Speaker 3: to be okay with that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with people
Speaker 1: being atheist. There's not, but I it is hard to
Speaker 1: believe in something when if if you don't pray or
Speaker 1: speak loudly and you don't have anything in return, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people I wasn't very spiritual until I
Speaker 1: hit AA. I never prayed. I always thought I was
Speaker 1: pretty atheist. I told you guys that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't pride, Yeah I did. I was like, it's
Speaker 1: hard to believe in something when you look at the
Speaker 1: state of the world or when you're yeah yeah, like
Speaker 1: you're like this is just unfair. And then you start
Speaker 1: to look at it. And I was like, I was
Speaker 1: twenty five. It's like, I'm glad I had a dad
Speaker 1: till twenty five. I had a homie who's he lost
Speaker 1: his dad at seven.
Speaker 2: So the perfect example Savannah Guthrie so deeply rooted in
Speaker 2: her face.
Speaker 1: And her mother. How can you sit and not question it.
Speaker 1: My buddy died on a mission, on a Mormon mission. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was housing. He was building a roof for people, slipped,
Speaker 1: grabbed a cord, electrocuted, killed him. And it's like he
Speaker 1: was on service for the Lord, I know how, Like why?
Speaker 1: And then you know they're like, well, it's there's something
Speaker 1: and it was probably his time and he there was
Speaker 1: bigger things, and it's like, well, now are we just lying?
Speaker 2: You know? I think we are telling ourselves something because
Speaker 2: none of us really know.
Speaker 1: But now, like back to it, Like I was atheist
Speaker 1: and I got sober. I started to talk to somebody
Speaker 1: that was bigger than me, or honestly, I speak to
Speaker 1: nature because that's what I find bigger than me. And
Speaker 1: things started to happen and things talked back, and it's
Speaker 1: maybe the way my mindset was. And you do have
Speaker 1: to speak it into the existence and manifestation is real,
Speaker 1: but it it it's hard.
Speaker 2: No, I know, and it's hard. It is hard, and
Speaker 2: you do question it. And Savannah Guthrie was asked, how
Speaker 2: do you stay in your faith? And she goes, I
Speaker 2: have battled it, but God never once asked me to
Speaker 2: not question him.
Speaker 1: That's what works for her.
Speaker 3: And so for Ocean.
Speaker 2: If she one day comes to me and says, this
Speaker 2: is what I believe in.
Speaker 1: As long as I.
Speaker 2: Know that she's the one that made the call, I
Speaker 2: have to raise her with a moral compass, raise her
Speaker 2: to know how to treat people. But as far as
Speaker 2: what her higher power looks like, she's got to make
Speaker 2: that decision because trauma does come from that. We watched
Speaker 2: it with Taylor, Frankie Paul, We've watched it with a
Speaker 2: lot of those girls on that Mormon show.
Speaker 1: And I hope for her she has a beautiful.
Speaker 3: She's gonna have one hell of a comeback.
Speaker 1: I feel it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I think we are finally getting to
Speaker 2: a place everyone was so quick to cancel everybody all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: Isn't it kind of nice that this is the one
Speaker 1: that everybody was kind of riding.
Speaker 3: For the thing that I'm enjoying overall, we are allowing
Speaker 3: people to make mistakes.
Speaker 2: Because let me tell you something, anybody who is in
Speaker 2: the public eye, if we were to take a no name,
Speaker 2: throw them in the public eye. I'm telling you there
Speaker 2: will We all do. We all do. And it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean you're a bad person.
Speaker 1: It means that you made a mistake or at that moment,
Speaker 1: you didn't make the right decision. We're looking back, but
Speaker 1: how hindsight hindsight, it's twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Those things are finding moments.
Speaker 1: See how many decisions that you've thought about, that we've
Speaker 1: all thought about, and you have a choice and B choice,
Speaker 1: and you really think about it and you choose B
Speaker 1: and then hindsight you're like, fuck, I should have chosen now,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, should have happens.
Speaker 2: Dakota is going to be cut out of season three
Speaker 2: of vander Pump Villa, and most of the dads from
Speaker 2: mom Talk are going to be on the upcoming season.
Speaker 3: I'm not really familiar with.
Speaker 2: Vander pump Villa, so season three, I mean, I think
Speaker 2: that that's probably a good choice.
Speaker 3: I think his motive in releasing.
Speaker 1: That was not.
Speaker 2: When I went in on her. You guys, this is
Speaker 2: the luxury of kind of being a little nobody with
Speaker 2: nothing to lose. Yeah, who the fuck is this Dakota?
Speaker 1: We know him because he's.
Speaker 2: He's still just as dangerous, but he's not as important
Speaker 2: in the story because.
Speaker 1: No, that's why he can he can be He has.
Speaker 2: No Taylor Franky Paul Right, I'm not excusing his behavior.
Speaker 2: He's a piece of shit. You guys know how I
Speaker 2: feel about most men. Okay, I'm not excusing his behavior.
Speaker 2: Cut him out, goodbye, you gotta go. You have traumatized
Speaker 2: this girl further. How she chose to react to you
Speaker 2: not great, But like I'm not looking at him like
Speaker 2: he's some wonderful man, and they're recording her reaction.
Speaker 1: And then he placed himself near the kid when it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not, Taylor sure going to be.
Speaker 2: Sitting there cowering and talking to the child when you
Speaker 2: know you're recording.
Speaker 1: Yeah, duh, Because I have a feeling he you know,
Speaker 1: is not like that.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you when the camera ain't going that
Speaker 2: he pressed record on.
Speaker 1: She should have been doing it on the other end.
Speaker 2: So now that we're on the subject of reality TV,
Speaker 2: let's talk about a show that I that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to start watching now.
Speaker 2: Your fucking one, okright, So my number, my number. The
Speaker 2: only complain I have. Only complain I have about Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of Rhode Island, and it's gonna change. We're two
Speaker 2: episodes in at this point, I believe that I've seen
Speaker 2: an episode one fantastic chef's kiss. It made me. I
Speaker 2: rock with Housewives no matter what. But there is a
Speaker 2: point in time where every single city it's just, uh,
Speaker 2: it doesn't feel like we're at the where we got
Speaker 2: the bones still. We just have like the pretty structure,
Speaker 2: but you blow and the house is gonna fall down.
Speaker 1: This is it already blowing.
Speaker 2: Fucking show is so deep rooted, the bones are fucking strong.
Speaker 1: I did watch these women are so seasoned already, like
Speaker 1: air is going on. Oh that's the only thing I
Speaker 1: couldn't get into a guys, because the first thing they
Speaker 1: were all watching it and I was just in the
Speaker 1: house and I walked by, and I did stop behind
Speaker 1: the couch because they were all just sitting at a
Speaker 1: table and they were just reading did you sleep with
Speaker 1: this person and you sleep with the coach? Do you
Speaker 1: have multiple? She was I was not the reporter. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's the episode one I could get.
Speaker 3: My only complaint.
Speaker 2: They're all very aesthetically pleasing, yes, but they do all
Speaker 2: look alike. They all have really dark hair. They all
Speaker 2: have these beautiful olive reversion. I'm like, yeah, blonde hair
Speaker 2: for the darkness there watching a YouTube, You're like, they're
Speaker 2: all They're all really really so it's going to take
Speaker 2: me a minute to learn everybody's names.
Speaker 1: And they're married most of them. Yes. The young he
Speaker 1: his housewife.
Speaker 2: She's thirty one. Her name's Kelsey. She met her guy
Speaker 2: when she was nineteen. They've been together for ten years.
Speaker 2: She lives in a sixteen thousand square foot home. And
Speaker 2: she doesn't shy away from this. She's like, I'm a
Speaker 2: sugar baby, and I've been getting sugar for the last
Speaker 2: ten years. Because now she's at a point in time,
Speaker 2: so she says he's gone five months out of the year,
Speaker 2: and of course me, I'm like, well, die he's cheating.
Speaker 2: Then it cuts to her interview and she goes because
Speaker 2: he is in Miami with his girlfriend. And I knew
Speaker 2: the rules that he was never going to settle down
Speaker 2: and commit to one person, that I had to be
Speaker 2: okay with him having multiple partners. So they're not in
Speaker 2: a polygamous relationship because apparently you have to be married
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: They're polyamorous. Is she allowed to have other boyfriends? So
Speaker 1: now she is at a crossroads.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing I'm all about when you lay out,
Speaker 2: when you put out the ground rules, and someone is
Speaker 2: aware that you when you're gone, are sleeping with whoever.
Speaker 2: And I say, okay, great, I'm aware you're not cheating
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 1: So listen.
Speaker 2: They're at that table, the one you saw where they
Speaker 2: write the question. Oh yeah, Kelsey's at a crossroads right now.
Speaker 2: She's thirty one. She's like, I want to get married
Speaker 2: and have children. I have decided to switch the game up.
Speaker 2: I knew the rules, I was okay with them, and
Speaker 2: now I'm suddenly not. She does have a boyfriend, she's
Speaker 2: seeing someone.
Speaker 1: How does the guy know.
Speaker 3: I'm not quite sure yet.
Speaker 2: So Sunday's episode, we see the boyfriend because in episode one,
Speaker 2: she's talking about her relationship with this guy that she's
Speaker 2: been with for ten years, living in his house, and
Speaker 2: the pictures of them together has his face torn out.
Speaker 1: But like production did it. I'm loving the way they're
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: They're not blurring the faces all of the images they show,
Speaker 2: and they're talking about people who like obviously don't want
Speaker 2: to be on camera. They're making it look like the
Speaker 2: photo was ripped. It's really really, really good, not petty.
Speaker 2: I just like the choice, the creative choice behind that.
Speaker 2: It's very good. So the thing that I'm liking about
Speaker 2: it is it's giving me. It's giving me og Jersey
Speaker 2: and the.
Speaker 1: Moment that I thought they were sisters and I'm going
Speaker 1: to ruin names. Let me pull it up here. I
Speaker 1: have all of their faces. It's she was on Dolorous Dolores.
Speaker 2: So when I saw Liz just like Dolores and literally,
Speaker 2: in a matter of no, they have the same they
Speaker 2: have the same teeth doctor.
Speaker 1: And the same face doctor. Not at the moment I
Speaker 1: saw her and I was like, that looks just like Dolores.
Speaker 1: I don't care about it.
Speaker 3: She popped up and I go your thinking, I looked
Speaker 3: like Dolores.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's giving me that vibe. I had no idea. Rhode
Speaker 2: Island was like that. I've been to Rhode Island one time.
Speaker 2: I filmed a movie there and I was wasted the
Speaker 2: whole time. It was with Samira Wiley. She was in
Speaker 2: Orange is the New Black. I played opposite her, and
Speaker 2: I remember in our gift bags they gave us a
Speaker 2: I think like a twelve pack of Rhode Island beer
Speaker 2: and I was in my green room.
Speaker 1: I fucking polished it all before you left it. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it was like, I had the best time. So I'm vague.
Speaker 2: I'm a little foggy on Rhode Island, but it's fucking
Speaker 2: gold you guys.
Speaker 3: So there's that part. Joellen.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with her the moment in episode one she
Speaker 2: was like, Horton, here's a who. So she's sitting in
Speaker 2: her confessionals She's like, I don't know why anyone tells
Speaker 2: me anything, because if you tell me something and then
Speaker 2: you say don't tell, I'm not gonna tell except for
Speaker 2: my best friend. And it like pops up one of
Speaker 2: her besties who's on the show, and she goes and
Speaker 2: then my other best friend. It pops up her other
Speaker 2: bestie on the show. She just and if they choose
Speaker 2: to tell, that's on them, and it is Horton.
Speaker 1: Here's a who. If you guys remember the Elephant movie.
Speaker 2: Where he's like, I have a secret and all of
Speaker 2: the little like uh uh jungle people are like what
Speaker 2: is it? And he's like, but you can't tell anyone,
Speaker 2: and the little guy goes, we're not gonna tell anyone,
Speaker 2: and if we do, we'll tell them not to tell anyone,
Speaker 2: and Horton goes, perfect, I'm like Joelle and is Horton.
Speaker 1: Here's a who. I'm obsessed with her. I love her.
Speaker 2: She's so beautiful. She's got this big, beautiful smile, but
Speaker 2: she will fuck you up. And apparently she's like the
Speaker 2: main bitch in Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: The main one is she is she having affairs? No,
Speaker 1: she's not.
Speaker 3: She's having issues with her mother, though they're gonna.
Speaker 1: Get into that. As Alicia, who I also love. She
Speaker 1: is mouful, she's beautiful as well.
Speaker 2: She's sitting there talking about how she doesn't drive, she
Speaker 2: will not drive, and then she's talking.
Speaker 3: To Kelsey about it.
Speaker 2: Cut to her interview because they want to go to
Speaker 2: the winery, and she's like, have the bus meet here
Speaker 2: because you know I don't drive, And then it cuts
Speaker 2: her a confessional and she's like, my fear of driving
Speaker 2: started when I ran off of a bridge.
Speaker 3: And then I hit a woman.
Speaker 2: And the interviewers like, you hit a woman. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I ran over a woman. Oh, Like she can see
Speaker 2: it replaying in her mind. She's Lisa, she doesn't drive.
Speaker 2: Rula just appeared episode two. She's beefing with Joellen because
Speaker 2: apparently Rula's husband was having an affair. The mistress posted
Speaker 2: on Instagram the picture Joellen found it calls Liz. Liz
Speaker 2: is like, you got to be a girl's girl and
Speaker 2: you have to tell her. So Rula's like, please send
Speaker 2: me the photos. She fires them off and then apparently
Speaker 2: from there, Rula and her husband work things out. In
Speaker 2: the meantime, Joellen has gone to people in Rhode Island.
Speaker 3: And talked about these photos.
Speaker 2: So now Rula is placing all the blame on Joellen,
Speaker 2: and Joellen's like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Deal with your marriage? He's saying he ain't cheating. Guess what.
Speaker 2: He still very much has this mistress. I don't care
Speaker 2: what he's saying, but Joellen is now the enemy. I
Speaker 2: I think if it was, I don't know what I
Speaker 2: would do. You guys, because I'm of the mindset of
Speaker 2: if my man's cheating and you catch him, scream it
Speaker 2: from the rooftops, tell everyone in town because I'm gonna
Speaker 2: need them to be on the lookout. I'm gonna need
Speaker 2: them to be on the lookout. You're cheating, motherfucker. I
Speaker 2: don't think that Rula's placement is fair. And she talks
Speaker 2: about when you have children with someone, it changes the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does. Now you've really fucking pissed me off.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: No, when we have kids and you want to go
Speaker 2: out and do this, Oh, I'm outing you, shout it
Speaker 2: from the.
Speaker 1: Rooftops, making you leave town.
Speaker 2: You're never coming back here, buddy, you won't never be
Speaker 2: able to show your face again. So it changes the
Speaker 2: game for me in that regard, not like we have kids.
Speaker 2: We need to work it out, Noboddy, No, sir, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna need you to tell your friends and tell them
Speaker 2: to tell everybody.
Speaker 1: Perfect.
Speaker 2: So that's the breakdown. I cannot wait. I cannot wait
Speaker 2: for episode three. They're going to a party and now Liz,
Speaker 2: who looks like Dolores. They've talked about when the mice
Speaker 2: are away, the cat shall play, or no reverse, when
Speaker 2: the cat's away, the mice shall play. Is the cat
Speaker 2: the guy just the people in general? Her husband apparently
Speaker 2: allegedly dogs. Yeah, well she's been playing.
Speaker 1: Apparently.
Speaker 2: Apparently we're gonna find out this weekend.
Speaker 1: God, it's so good. Let's cut to the ache and
Speaker 1: relief of the week.
Speaker 2: My ache is that I have still not hit four
Speaker 2: weeks of post op, and my doctor said, you're gonna
Speaker 2: feel good week three. It is imperative that you don't
Speaker 2: do anything because week four you're going to feel like
Speaker 2: a champion. That'll be next week. My doctor's appointment is
Speaker 2: on the fifteenth. I'm just ready to feel like a
Speaker 2: normal person again. I want to lift a weight, I
Speaker 2: want to squat. I want to be able to pick
Speaker 2: my children up first and foremost.
Speaker 1: That is my ache.
Speaker 2: This is the longest postop shit I've ever dealt with
Speaker 2: in my life. And my relief is the fact that
Speaker 2: I'm going tonight with Brittany and Janet for a mom's
Speaker 2: dinner to the boulevard. It's going to be fantastic. I
Speaker 2: can't wait to just sit and chat and.
Speaker 1: Be with my girls. Love that for you. I love
Speaker 1: that for me too. What's your ache and relief to you? Before?
Speaker 1: My ache is, guys, I have a song coming out
Speaker 1: when we do not know. The ach is that I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I'm you know. Yeah, I got to
Speaker 1: figure out how to own the right. So I'm in
Speaker 1: the process of owning rights and figuring all that out.
Speaker 1: So that is my ache. But when it comes out,
Speaker 1: it'll be a relief and it'll be out it's very good. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. My relief is tonight. What's tonight today? What
Speaker 1: I'm going I have a whole day planned with my
Speaker 1: friends with Dina, Yeah, Dina and some friends, little Dina
Speaker 1: who does her hair. Yeah, We're going to a little
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go grab some thrifty stuff, some shirts. I
Speaker 1: need some shirts, some cheap, cheap shirts.
Speaker 3: It's a little vintage moment.
Speaker 1: I know. We're gonna grab some dinner, all of us,
Speaker 1: and then the real relief. So we're seeing Mario two.
Speaker 3: Don't tell Ocean you promise you would take her.
Speaker 1: Don't tell her saying I'm going in three D so
Speaker 1: I may not even last I may.
Speaker 2: Throw up at You're gonna have to take a dramamine
Speaker 2: before and red bull. Okay, that's like the sober sober
Speaker 2: man's xanax and what's an upper cocon xanax? Jesus, be careful. Well,
Speaker 2: the gang wants implement some water until I will.
Speaker 1: I will do. I need to tell my sponsor, no a.
Speaker 2: Red bull and drama meine Easton. No, I'm saying it's
Speaker 2: the sober person's version of coke and some fucking zandy bars.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well I got to stay awake, so you know.
Speaker 1: There it is. There we go. I love you, guys.
Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed the tangent episode of Untraditionally La La.
Speaker 2: I'm going to catch you guys on Monday for a
Speaker 2: bonus episode. I'm going to catch you again on Wednesday
Speaker 2: for a regular old episode, and remember an Unlikely Affair
Speaker 2: Airs every Thursday night, nine pm. You're fucking welcome, Love
Speaker 2: you guys, Bye bye