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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for another dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you want to tell us a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: or a big dirty whatever kind of dirty you got,

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Speaker 1: you can always tell us on the show. Just text

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Speaker 1: in phone or six one let us know you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, and you're safe to say whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. We give everybody a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is Fast and the

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Speaker 1: Furious twenty nine. Oh god, yeah, Faster or Or and Furious.

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Speaker 1: Guys will be happy to know that. I think Vin

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Speaker 1: Diesel's son is going to be playing like a flashback

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Speaker 1: version of Vin Diesel soon. Something might just literally keep

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Speaker 1: going with it, might go forever. Yeah, well, I do

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Speaker 1: not know that he had a son. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know on the phone with those right now, Vin

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Speaker 1: Diesel's son that we didn't know about. Hey, Ven Diesel's son,

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Speaker 1: how are you? How long you? Hey, guys? I'm fine?

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Speaker 1: How are you guys? Doing good? Good? You do sound

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Speaker 1: like Vin Diesel's son, like very toddler. That's how Vin

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Speaker 1: diesels son I felt like, would sound as a toddler.

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Speaker 1: That's I've been called I've been called worse, I've been

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Speaker 1: called words. Be all right, so you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Huh uh Yeah, I don't know about dirty.

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Speaker 1: It's definitely it's an embarrassing little secret for sure. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: so tell us about it. Vin Diesel's son, What is

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Speaker 1: your embarrassing little secret? Feel like I wouldn't have this

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Speaker 1: one if I was actually and it doesn't matter anyways.

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Speaker 1: Um So when I was younger, when I was I

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Speaker 1: kind of grew up around like right next door to

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Speaker 1: an apple orchard. My folks live there, and so I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you guys are aware, your listeners aware,

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Speaker 1: like a lot of rodents hang out in apple orchards.

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Speaker 1: My threats would absolutely it makes sense because those are

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Speaker 1: usually out in the open and they usually like to

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Speaker 1: eat in yeah, in nature. Nature, And I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't do nature very well. And I hear that

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Speaker 1: there's bugs and rodents and things like that out there.

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Speaker 1: Haven't been outside and yet yeah, yeah, man, exactly, there's uh,

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Speaker 1: there's a ton of animals out there. It's it's kind

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Speaker 1: of disturbing, all right. So, well, it's an embarrassing secret,

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Speaker 1: and we're talking about furry woodland animals. Now, so, oh god,

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Speaker 1: my mind's going to a place that I hope this

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Speaker 1: the secret doesn't go to dot Yeah, where are you going? No? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: I I was a child. I want to remind you.

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Speaker 1: I was a child. Okay, all right, cool, right, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's Morvin built. So yeah, so we, you know, to

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Speaker 1: protect the house from these rodents which would kind of

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Speaker 1: venture over from the orchard. People who live near the

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Speaker 1: orchard would put up kind of like an obscene amount

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Speaker 1: of rat traps and rodent traps because they would get

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Speaker 1: they would sneak inside the house, the garage and everything.

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Speaker 1: Right as a little kid, like like we lived there

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Speaker 1: from I think I was like two till I don't

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Speaker 1: remember in my teens. But um, I was petrified, Like

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Speaker 1: even just seeing a rat trap freaked me out because

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Speaker 1: I knew that that meant that, oh right, there's rats

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Speaker 1: in this house somewhere. And I would see sometimes a rat,

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Speaker 1: you know, just catch the tail of the just like

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Speaker 1: scurry behind. I was absolutely mortified. Um, So my secret

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Speaker 1: is not that I was scared of the rats. My

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Speaker 1: secret is that at night as a child. Um, I

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Speaker 1: guess the first secret is that I also had a

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Speaker 1: collection of stuffed animals. How old are you again? By

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Speaker 1: the way, uh uh, this would have been I mean,

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Speaker 1: uh maybe eleven twelve. Yeah. Um, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: normal that part is, but uh, that's less. I may

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Speaker 1: be embarrassing to tell you that. What I would do

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Speaker 1: at night to to quote, protect me in my bed.

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Speaker 1: So I thought is I would set up my army

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Speaker 1: of stuffed animals like at the bedroom door. Uh as

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Speaker 1: like a line of defense against between me and the rats.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, thought it would work. Thought that would work.

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Speaker 1: And not like they were blocking, but that they were

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Speaker 1: that they were like kind of like scarecrows, like they

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Speaker 1: would scare the rats. Awady, you you're a bit old

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Speaker 1: for that, though. Yeah, that seems fair. That's I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's again, that's I've never told a single soul. My

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Speaker 1: friends would have just never let me hear the end

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Speaker 1: of it. I don't think that's a bit old for that.

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Speaker 1: Now old I was like breastfeeding when I was like ten.

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Speaker 1: But he goes Chevan. Remember that he lost his virginity

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Speaker 1: yesterday at forty. So yeah, man, I forgot. That does

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Speaker 1: make me feel better. Yeah, all right, well, thanks for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you, guys, A

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Speaker 1: good one. I appreciate it.