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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is why

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Speaker 1: did she change her wardrobe? Why did she change her wardrobe?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll find out why she had to change

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Speaker 1: her wardrobe in just a few when we get into

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter, because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the Nephew and today's prank phone called Nephew, Nephew, nephew,

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Speaker 1: What do you have on the early today? Something crazy

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Speaker 1: early all week? All week is full week because we

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Speaker 1: own our way to April fools. This is all this is.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be more ignorant this week then then mostly time. Yeah, yeah, this, this,

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Speaker 1: I got to shine on this. This, this, this, this

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Speaker 1: leads up to ignorance that's coming Saturday night at the

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Speaker 1: UH Texas Trust Me and Junior Boy coming in there

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Speaker 1: with Monique Dominique and Rottenea Perry up in ignorant. So

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be more ignorant than the elbows before. This

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Speaker 1: prank right here is called you ain't married? All right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to convince y'all all of nothing. That's

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Speaker 1: not what I'm trying to do. Y'all know, what I'm ignorant.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to convince y'all. I'm just letting you

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Speaker 1: know the magnitude of the stupidity that's gonna be this week. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know the magnitude of the stupidity

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be this week. Nah nah, I said it.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, cat dog. You ain't married? Hello? Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how you doing, Brian? My

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Speaker 1: name is Daniel. Wanted to give you a call today.

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Speaker 1: You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, um you're you're Brian, Um, Brian, Right,

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Speaker 1: you're married to uh to Alfield? Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's me. That's yeah, Okay, got a question for you. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys been married? Going on nine years? Now?

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Speaker 1: We've been married? Now? Who is this? My name is Daniel.

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Speaker 1: Were you m Were you guys married a Greater New

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Speaker 1: Missionary Baptist Church Uhlen the Sea? Yeah, yeah, yep, yep,

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Speaker 1: that's the name of that church. Yeah, great by nine years? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Why what's going on? What's asked me? On

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Speaker 1: these questions? For Okay, do you remember the minister that

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Speaker 1: officiated your actual wedding ceremony. Yeah no, uh, Reverend right, yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got the right person. I wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: what's going on. We've just come up with a new

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Speaker 1: discovery a lot of information that reverend none of his

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Speaker 1: credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister

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Speaker 1: at all, he never was a minister, And every single

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Speaker 1: wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void.

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Speaker 1: So and I hainte to be the bearer of bad news.

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Speaker 1: But you and Alphea, even though you think you've been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years, you guys are not married. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you gotta have the wrong person, because man, that then

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Speaker 1: we got we got married by nine years ago. And

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Speaker 1: what I'm telling you is he he never was ordained.

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Speaker 1: He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister

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Speaker 1: at all. So when he performed this ceremony, you're a

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Speaker 1: wedding ceremony. He had no right to be doing that.

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Speaker 1: You guys are not are not married. You know, you

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Speaker 1: guys have been living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold,

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Speaker 1: hold on that. Let me tell you something. I ain't

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Speaker 1: been living no man. My wife we have been married

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Speaker 1: for nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling he's a preacher. I'm preach land Funday, Sir. As

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Speaker 1: of today, he is. He has no right to be

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Speaker 1: in anybody's pulpit. He has no right to be officiating,

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Speaker 1: whether it's weddings or funeral, no matter what it is,

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Speaker 1: christenings for children. He's not allowed to do that. And

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Speaker 1: we have officially stopped him from doing anything serving under

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Speaker 1: as being a pastor or a minister. We have stopped that.

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Speaker 1: But what I want you to know is that you

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Speaker 1: have been living in sin and you don't you get that.

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Speaker 1: We want to try and get you guys married as

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Speaker 1: soon as possible, so you're not living in sin. Oh now, doc,

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Speaker 1: I ain't been living in no sin. I have been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years. This woman ship been taking care

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Speaker 1: of me and my kids for the past nine Wait. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a minute. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have two, two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then

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Speaker 1: those kids are bastards, stash. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bastards. What about your kids, your

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Speaker 1: kids on Bassetts? No, sir, my kids, My kids were

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Speaker 1: born in wedlock. Your kids have been born out of wedlocks.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that man did my service, and he

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Speaker 1: He hasn't done everything that he come up for me

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Speaker 1: and my family. He is a preacher. So I know

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Speaker 1: it's hard for you to to to swallow the truth,

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Speaker 1: but I want you to know and I need you

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Speaker 1: to be able to tell out feel that you guys

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Speaker 1: so ahrd of Hume. Now, back in the olden days,

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Speaker 1: but before all these all these colleges and stuff came

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Speaker 1: came about, you telling me that them men baking old days,

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Speaker 1: that they weren't no preachers, that they wasn't meant men

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Speaker 1: after the call? Is that what you're saying to me?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you? What are you? What

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Speaker 1: are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to say

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Speaker 1: is back in the older days, baking the twenties and thirties,

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Speaker 1: and stuff, like these new preachers got these days. That

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Speaker 1: man now he was from back then, and God called

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Speaker 1: him and that's what they went on too. And all

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Speaker 1: them people that they married back then, they did the

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Speaker 1: same thing to day. You don't need to know what

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Speaker 1: degree to say that that you're a preacher. You don't

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Speaker 1: need no lights to say you're a preacher. Men, my

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Speaker 1: wife would been man for nine years. My kids have

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Speaker 1: been born in wedlocks. We were married, we were married.

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Speaker 1: I've ridden my friends and family, they was all there, sir.

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Speaker 1: The bottom line is that that you have been living

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Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are bastards. Now I

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Speaker 1: do now. I've been told you don't say nothing else

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Speaker 1: about my kids, and I ain't no custom. But don't

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Speaker 1: push me. My kids ain't no bassard. You understand me,

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Speaker 1: you know, getting there up, sir. I'm trying to give

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Speaker 1: and get you married so you will not be living

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Speaker 1: in sin any more than what you are. I am

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Speaker 1: living in no sins. Look, now, you don't make me

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Speaker 1: whoop your ass. You understand, man, My wife we have

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Speaker 1: been married for nine years. Don't sit up here called

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Speaker 1: me talking about the way. Ain't mad that that man

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna creature you understand? I get out of my phone,

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Speaker 1: but you that's my life. Those are my kids. They

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Speaker 1: have been born in red locks. You understand, sir. Sir?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and give you the information

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Speaker 1: so that you could probably start living in sin. That's

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Speaker 1: all I wanted to do. I ain't even a nona sin.

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Speaker 1: That's what I just told you. You ain't hit me.

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Speaker 1: I ain't living a no sin. Maybe you're the one

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Speaker 1: that's living up some sin. Now. You ain't got nothing

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Speaker 1: else said to me that man and now that nine

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Speaker 1: years ago they get you as that's off my phone.

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Speaker 1: So so I have one more thing, one more thing

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Speaker 1: I'd like to say. You ain't got nothing else to

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Speaker 1: say to me. You ain't get your ass off my

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Speaker 1: dam phone? Now, I didn't you understand me. I ain't

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Speaker 1: got time for this blues, sir? Can I say one

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Speaker 1: more thing? What you gotta say on me? Now? So

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife

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Speaker 1: and field got me to prank phone call you. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: oh lordy dot Yeah, uh yeah, I almost went in

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Speaker 1: on you do y I would let me go down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a kid a fit you say, aid put you

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Speaker 1: up to this? You got me to prank you? Man?

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Speaker 1: Why man? Oh man? Hey man? You all right with me? Brother?

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Speaker 1: I got to ask you something, man, what is the bad?

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Speaker 1: And I mean the baddest radio show in the lands,

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Speaker 1: Steve on the show Man. You know Carlor, y'all in

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Speaker 1: junior too. Y'all might want to check and see if

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Speaker 1: y'all pastor really got the creditios. Y'all might not be married. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: lot of y'all might not be married. Yeah you show Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who was your pastor? Uh? Car married revnd James Z. Lightfoot.

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Speaker 1: You know you're a real pastor. Yeah yeah, yeah. Come

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Speaker 1: to the north side of Mount and I know Shirley

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Speaker 1: because that was Jass for we yea junior who married y'all. There.

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Speaker 1: I was there. Yeah, you were there, you pretending baby?

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Speaker 1: We were there? Right? Yeah? Your baby was my wedding

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Speaker 1: you might you might be married. That's why I was

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Speaker 1: quiet the whole time, I ain't want to tea. You

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Speaker 1: might not be Mary. My name is Ain't no strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter coming up next subject charger wardrobe Why we'll find

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Speaker 1: out Right after this you're listening to the Stave Harpy

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