WEBVTT - I will never start a family

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Welcome back to this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so crazy. I'm so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so crazy. You should be scared of me. You

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<v Speaker 2>hear my voice and if you close your eyes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm in your car, in your bed, and you

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<v Speaker 2>should be scared of me because I'm crazy. I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if anybody is like falling asleep listen to the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>and hearing our voices and then it like starts off

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<v Speaker 2>like a dream with us in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's just a dream to be listening to us anyways.

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<v Speaker 1>We just have dreamy energy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nightmare. It's literally like a form of torture.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awaking night.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I know somewhere out there there's a couple that

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<v Speaker 2>lives together, and like one of the people in that

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<v Speaker 2>couple loves listening to us, and the other partner fucking

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<v Speaker 2>hates it and then can't say anything. But then just

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<v Speaker 2>like they like spat at each other about other things,

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<v Speaker 2>when really the main problem is the partner hates hearing them.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, our podcast was described to us to our face

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<v Speaker 1>as dead air filler, So like I don't even listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I just put it on in the background, works on.

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<v Speaker 1>Something is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Person said they could imagine it being that for other people,

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<v Speaker 2>but for him it was just too much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, but on the lowest of keys. He listens

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, and I know that for a fact,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he listens to every single episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the folks said that? And also do you want

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<v Speaker 3>me to beat them up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Please, yes please? But I genuine I was like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a compliment, like we're still getting paid, like I

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<v Speaker 1>know you.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, I don't watch all but I subscribe.

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<v Speaker 2>I do what I can. And I was like, literally,

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<v Speaker 2>subscribing does nothing for us, Like that's like the least,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's actually nothing news.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like boyd, But he meant it with full kindness,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how I took it, because I give people grace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I'm really mad at my dad because he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, love mortified.

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<v Speaker 2>If your dad listens, I'm like, hello, I literally talk

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<v Speaker 2>about like fingering butts and stuff like why don't you

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear that?

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<v Speaker 1>I literally talk about my wingbot vibe rater three thousand

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<v Speaker 1>every single episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll never forget. I think I've mentioned this before and

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have it on recording somewhere, but I

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<v Speaker 2>asked him if he listens, and he was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you guys are really funny, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I need to hear that. And I was

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<v Speaker 2>like oh, and then he was like yeah, like there's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely things you say that as a dad, even as

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<v Speaker 2>close as we are, I don't need to hear. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, honestly, respect because my dad, I will say,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even offended because one I understand, like you said,

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<v Speaker 2>if he listened, I would be mortified, but my dad

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<v Speaker 2>already thinks I'm funny, so I don't have anything to prove.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. Well, my dad did this like funny

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<v Speaker 1>prank on me one time, where like we lived in

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<v Speaker 1>a house that had a basement before, and no one

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<v Speaker 1>ever went down there because it was like oogy, spooky,

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<v Speaker 1>scary vibes, like we fucking hated it down there, and

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<v Speaker 1>so like one day he asked me to go get

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<v Speaker 1>some like cans of beans from the shelves downstairs because

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<v Speaker 1>like that's cold air like kept them stable. Da da

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<v Speaker 1>da da da. So I went down there and he

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<v Speaker 1>shut the door behind me and locked it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was trapped in there for two weeks, and he would

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<v Speaker 1>throw snakes and stuff down downstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Rank.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it was like funny. We were all laughing

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<v Speaker 1>about it. You were laughing about it, even No I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was screaming and crying for the whole two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, yeah, he pushed me down the stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be grateful he left you down there with some beans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was. It was horrible. I'm scared of chickpeas now,

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<v Speaker 1>even though there's such a great source of protein. Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody needs more chickpeas in their diet.

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<v Speaker 2>No chickpeas, Like, I can't both have trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>With you know what I'm thinking about, literally trauma.

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<v Speaker 2>If chickpeas is a high source of protein for you

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<v Speaker 2>in your diet, say the fuck away, get back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually that is true. Like any person that eats

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<v Speaker 1>chickpeas is a dangerous person.

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<v Speaker 2>Chickpeas are fucking nasty. Chickpeas are literally like.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually did have my mom made chickpeas where she

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<v Speaker 1>like covered them in like like spices and shit, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were like crunchy, like fucking cheese its and they

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<v Speaker 1>were so Youngersville. I was on TikTok and I stumbled

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<v Speaker 1>across a couple videos that I genuinely think are the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest thing that anybody has ever made for us, like

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<v Speaker 1>point blank period. And they are these American girl doll animations.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally obsessed with them. I'm not gonna be able

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<v Speaker 1>to find them because I don't know the person's name

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<v Speaker 1>and I like four thousand videos on TikTok a day,

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<v Speaker 1>so well and them insert them here.

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<v Speaker 2>A song of the week is literally just Ribs by

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<v Speaker 2>Lord because that song is a fucking class dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>They are so fucking good, and it reminds me of

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<v Speaker 1>like when we were on like episode forty and someone

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<v Speaker 1>made like a Lego animation. Oh yeah, I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>It kind of freaked me out.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, okay, let me say beheaded me when I fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>When I first saw the account, I was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is really funny. But then what started to freak me

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<v Speaker 2>out is their first two tiktoks were emergency intercom tiktoks,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the next two were random clips from another show.

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<v Speaker 2>And then for some reason, that's what made me feel

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<v Speaker 2>a little funky because I was like, oh wait, this

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<v Speaker 2>person was like really gonna make this like a variety channel,

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<v Speaker 2>and like it's not even like an ego thing. For

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<v Speaker 2>some reason, it would make more sense if it was

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<v Speaker 2>just like one of our followers or like listeners who

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<v Speaker 2>was just like thought it'd be funny to make us

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<v Speaker 2>into American girl dolls, but spreading it out into a

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<v Speaker 2>genre of like multiple things for some recent like.

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<v Speaker 1>There's probably a million of those like American girl doll

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<v Speaker 1>animations account and she just like tapped in at the

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<v Speaker 1>right block and time and now she's popping off. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it makes.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I remember like there was a channel on YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>that did that with barbies, and it was really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>There was like a whole thing. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are gonna know, it's like it's girl that's girls.

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<v Speaker 2>The girls know. But there was like this thing where

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like a high school drama that somebody

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<v Speaker 2>made a show of this. Yeah, and then one of

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<v Speaker 2>the barbies was like pregnant and like like it was

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<v Speaker 2>like this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I genuine I know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>And fuck what was one of the girls. No, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>like duh, Kaya is not one of the girls.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I know about this, so what is it? I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't speak on it, but I totally know about everything

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<v Speaker 3>these what is they're saying? It's like a show with barbies,

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<v Speaker 3>and they they they made a show out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. I totally get it, and I'll see it.

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<v Speaker 1>They play the barbies play with each other's boobs and

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<v Speaker 1>take baths.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't. I'm not watching that because that is disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I hate that. That just made me think of this.

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<v Speaker 2>But one time me, Drew and Josie went home. We

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<v Speaker 2>looked up We looked up Elson on a kissing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the greatest ever.

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<v Speaker 2>We found the craziest, like three D render of somebody. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I think we were looking up frozen.

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<v Speaker 1>I sent those in to be on the fucking TVs,

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<v Speaker 1>and you asked them. I wanted Elson make it out

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<v Speaker 1>behind me, to have.

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<v Speaker 2>It playing all the time. Yeah, but how did we

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<v Speaker 2>look that? Did we look up Elson on?

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<v Speaker 1>Josiah looked up Elson on his like and they kiss

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<v Speaker 1>and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful, the weirdest video ever.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that is uh, the fucking sea of it all.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember when a fan made a roadblock server? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Imber in singercom and then there was just a part

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<v Speaker 3>where you could kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was a part we could shoot me with

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking gun and I would explode.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone came up to us and was literally like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have gotten soft. Y'all are being too nice

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<v Speaker 1>to Kayle, Like you need to go back to like

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<v Speaker 1>bullying him.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I missed when you used to like choke

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<v Speaker 3>me and shit, fuck I miss that the way that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you got slapped last episode.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that was like a couple episodes ago, but every

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<v Speaker 3>episode the way that my toes girl. Yeah, we can

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<v Speaker 3>go to the next subject. Sam Daniel, Wait, damn Daniel

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<v Speaker 3>Alex Alex from Target, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were explaining something. Fuck oh, we were talking about that

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<v Speaker 2>Rowing movie and you were talking about like, oh, how

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<v Speaker 2>like it was such an intense movie because like these

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<v Speaker 2>people were like kind of bred to do this spore

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<v Speaker 2>and there was this one like Savant who was so

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<v Speaker 2>good at it blah blah blah. And then I was

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah, and then she ended up on Ellen because

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<v Speaker 2>that is like the reality of what we I guess actually,

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<v Speaker 2>Ellen is gone. Kids are growing up right now and

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<v Speaker 2>they don't know that, Like, if you were tapped in,

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<v Speaker 2>you would be on Ellen, like that was twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got one hundred thousand likes on fucking Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>or Twitter, you are on Ellen.

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<v Speaker 2>You're first class ticket to Ellen's studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, is she done because she was mean or she

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<v Speaker 3>just was like I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she was getting called mean and then she

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, Okay, I can't handle this. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>seven thousand years old in a fucking vampire so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna retire. And then it all came out afterwards that

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<v Speaker 1>she was just mean and evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Again. I like it when my bosses mean to me, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I know more people need to like respect their mean bosses.

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<v Speaker 1>Like okay, So my three biggest obsessions ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>ever started with exotic animals, like I was fucking obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with like I wanted to have a fucking zoo in

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<v Speaker 1>my house. And there was this girl named Janda Exotics

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<v Speaker 1>and she still sells and flips like yeah no, she

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<v Speaker 1>still sells and flips like rare fucking exotic animals. And

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<v Speaker 1>like in Texas at the time, you didn't need licenses

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<v Speaker 1>for this, so I was fully convinced. Like when I

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<v Speaker 1>was like living on my own in Grandberry because I

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<v Speaker 1>was so young, I didn't know, like you could move

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<v Speaker 1>out of my hometown. You're ass fuck No, I know

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>You were weird as fuck, like thought daughter or weird

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<v Speaker 2>ass Drew Phillips son like you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're picking me every time, which.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have put you up for adopted. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like my son is that you.

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<v Speaker 3>You haven't changed it all. You're always from about bears

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<v Speaker 3>and otters and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I've noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>That too, and I don't know no, yeah, I love

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<v Speaker 1>I love animals, bears and otters, big bears, otters, like

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<v Speaker 1>like I love the way the otters swim.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's always like hairy bears, like all bears are hair.

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<v Speaker 2>We know that. Yeah, I guess are there hairless bears?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hell no not in my life. Abs are fucking litely,

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<v Speaker 1>not nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck miss Everty. You ate you to our thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>but shut the fuck up. I'm just being into you

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<v Speaker 1>to like get back in.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I get it, bro, I fucking like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I was obsessed with like exotic animals, and

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<v Speaker 1>there was this time in my life where we had

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<v Speaker 1>an extra bedroom in my house that was like the

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<v Speaker 1>guest room, and it had like a mini little porch

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<v Speaker 1>that went into the backyard. And I'm not kidding. I

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<v Speaker 1>went into like PowerPoint Excel, like I like started, I

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<v Speaker 1>put it into like ms paint to like draw what

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<v Speaker 1>like this cage would look like, because I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to convince my parents to let me adopt in albino

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<v Speaker 1>Burmese python that they get like fucking twenty three feet long,

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<v Speaker 1>their giant snakes, and like I was convinced that they

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna let me retrofit this guest room into like

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<v Speaker 1>an enclosure, an indoor outdoor enclosure, where like we would

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<v Speaker 1>break the walls down and build up like an outside

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<v Speaker 1>cage so it could go inside and outside and they

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<v Speaker 1>would have like a pool and shit. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>fully convinced that. I was like, Okay, this PowerPoint is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna below their fucking mind. I wish I still had

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<v Speaker 1>access to it, but like I was batshit fucking crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know why the fuck I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>that was ever a possibility. And then also the thing

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<v Speaker 1>that like because I was still obsessed after they said no,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like okay, like I just got to

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<v Speaker 1>keep like chipping away, like eventually they're gonna fucking break.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like nine years old and already a master manipulator, manipulator.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a master manipulator. And I remember finding I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a video of an albi I think my mom

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<v Speaker 1>showed it to me, like trying to convince me that

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<v Speaker 1>I did not need this thing. But I saw a

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<v Speaker 1>video of an albino Burmese python eating and they fed it.

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<v Speaker 1>They would feed it live rabbits, and like they would

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<v Speaker 1>just let them hop into the enclosure and they would

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<v Speaker 1>just bite it and wrap up and like squeeze it

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<v Speaker 1>until the fucking eyes popped out of these little bunnies.

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<v Speaker 1>And like after that moment, I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>do not need a fucking Burmese python, but a kinkaju

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<v Speaker 1>I still have love for and I want I want

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<v Speaker 1>that bad. I want that so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was nine, I was really praying that the

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<v Speaker 2>lights would stay on and that I would have like

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<v Speaker 2>a decent meal.

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<v Speaker 1>You're poor, broke, and that I could find happiness that's

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<v Speaker 1>never gonna happen, not with Kay in your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I was waiting so long for you, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>could reply with that. Like halfway through the story, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I can't wait to John.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you even hear what I said?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I did. You were wishing that you were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get a fucking killer ass snake for you're a freak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Like okay, Also, like why were you yearning so bad

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<v Speaker 2>for a fucking snake? Like? I don't think there was

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<v Speaker 2>anything I wanted that bad at nine years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I just was obsessed with animals, like I wanted. I

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<v Speaker 1>literally wanted a fucking zoo. Like I literally like wanted

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<v Speaker 1>like a lizard enclosure with like drawers that you would

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<v Speaker 1>pull out, and I wanted to like cross breed them

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<v Speaker 1>and make new like genres of like leopard geckos and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I fully was convinced that that was gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't remember when what I was doing when I was

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<v Speaker 2>nine was like fucking getting scared of Bloody Mary and

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<v Speaker 2>then like in turn, putting that trauma onto other kids

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<v Speaker 2>and teaching them about Bloody Mary and like freaking them

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<v Speaker 2>the barkeep.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck, I was gonna make a joke about like the

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<v Speaker 1>barkeep saying bloody Mary, Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, you're fucking rotted. Oh what it was when we

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<v Speaker 2>were filming the Patreon episode, I was talking and you

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<v Speaker 2>just could being like me when I'm a hacker and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hacking and everything I said. He was like me

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm a BA and I'm blah blah blah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't do that anymore. We used to like point

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<v Speaker 2>to everything and be like me when and blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we need to bring that back. Me and

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm seventy five thousand years.

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<v Speaker 2>Old, okay, me when I'm forty eight drinking a beer

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<v Speaker 2>at eleven am and I'm so sad and I'm weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I just turned thirty. This is a liquid death. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty looks good on you?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it does.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been I don't have my glasses on.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, wait yeah I put kaikim on, put kai

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<v Speaker 1>kaim on. Thirty looks like really really good. You stop

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<v Speaker 1>rising up the fucking camp.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, dude, I'm literally just looking at.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait no, we got kaya cam y'all are you guys happy?

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<v Speaker 2>Does it look good? Let us know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the team said it's gonna look good as fuck,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm so excited about it. It will be high definition?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what's called.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they shot the Earth series on this camera. It's IMAX,

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, little joke, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You need IMAX.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you guys drooling?

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? Like, what are you going to say?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh look, I'm saying like there was a period where

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<v Speaker 3>you guys were nice to me and I fucking loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>But also you guys, I was never nice to you.

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<v Speaker 2>There's I gave you grace.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a video proof of the difference.

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<v Speaker 3>There's video proof of it. But if you guys want

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<v Speaker 3>to be mean to me, please please please mean to

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<v Speaker 3>me because it was a long.

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<v Speaker 1>Time, it's been a while. Well you are drooling right

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<v Speaker 1>in your sleep. Yeah, well, me and Enya slept in

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<v Speaker 1>the same bed like a couple of nights ago, snoring. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's on me. I did something very naughty and bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally, like there's a video the video of me

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<v Speaker 1>like snuggling up against you when I fell asleep, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally overheating and like had like four layers

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<v Speaker 1>of fucking sweat on my body. I woke up and

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<v Speaker 1>my pj's were like moisty from how that, which I

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<v Speaker 1>think I literally broke fever. I was like obviously sunburnt,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I might have just like been sick with

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<v Speaker 1>something and just not known because my immune system is

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<v Speaker 1>just so powerful and strong and that's like a testament

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<v Speaker 1>to of.

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<v Speaker 2>Who I am, like immunity person ever, like you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have immunity.

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<v Speaker 1>H Rue Paul and the New All Stars. Yeah you

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<v Speaker 1>don't look at yourself. But anyways, it was like nine

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<v Speaker 1>am and like I don't know why, but in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>like when I like waking up, I start riding around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you, I know, I was gonna say. I literally

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking like was writhing around and throwing my head

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<v Speaker 1>in my pillow and shit, and I like went and

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<v Speaker 1>like hit you in the like literally in the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>face with my head, and like I was laying there

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my god, and I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>and you just like fell back asleep like almost immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was sitting there and I was like, fuck, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that hurt me. Like it like felt like I had

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<v Speaker 1>a not like I was concussed, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>look I hit her heart.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm such a heavy sleeper, Like I love my sleep

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<v Speaker 2>so much. I remember waking up and like and then

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<v Speaker 2>just like moving over and going back to sleep. I

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<v Speaker 2>like I remember the sound I made like moving over.

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<v Speaker 1>I like hit you hard as fuck, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>holy shit, like I literally just like headbutted her like

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like I had an actual concussion. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I just got up and moved on and didn't bring

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<v Speaker 1>it up because I wanted to bring it up on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think in that same sleep though, you were

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<v Speaker 2>on my side so fucking crazy, because I know this

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<v Speaker 2>one was that night. No bitch, you were pissing me

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<v Speaker 2>off because he came so fucking close to me and

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<v Speaker 2>his elbow at one point like nudged into me, and

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<v Speaker 2>I this I remember, I went like, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>moved over. Really yes, but you were like all of

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<v Speaker 2>my ship and I woke up. I was like, mm,

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to make a noise, so you move, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you like kind of like nuzzled in like you

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<v Speaker 2>were like not gonna move. So I literally like.

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<v Speaker 1>You're beating the ship out of me. In my fucking sleep, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I had a bruised kidney. I was wondering

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<v Speaker 1>why my fucking back hurts so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I know, my back hurts so fucking bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep sleeping on my side and I'm not kidding guys,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm like the old person in the room who's

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<v Speaker 2>like getting out of br like stretching my back like

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen times of a conversation, and I'm not gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>anything about it. Actually, I want to get one of

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<v Speaker 2>those pillows that keeps you on your back. But then

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this girl talking about it like to prevent wrinkles,

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<v Speaker 2>and bitch, shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I was, it was always something. It's always something.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all are so scared to wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, just when you're on your fucking deathbed and all

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<v Speaker 1>you cared about in your life was looking beautiful, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna regret all the time you spent trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful and being insecure about not being beautiful. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>and it does not matter. That goes without saying I'm sexy,

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<v Speaker 1>hot and this is me without trying. I just imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to say, you're like super privileged. Both

0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:26.320
<v Speaker 3>of you guys are super privileged. You can say that's

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<v Speaker 3>your privilege, and you guys are just like beautiful people. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's pretty privilege.

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<v Speaker 1>Like hard for me. I get everything that was ugly

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<v Speaker 1>as fuck growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>This shiit didn't come easy. I grew up with a

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<v Speaker 2>very easy for me sister compliments all the time, and

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like an ugly duckling like crazy boots. That's

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<v Speaker 2>literally why I'm funny is because I remember, like very

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<v Speaker 2>vividly walking into school with my like three year old sister,

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<v Speaker 2>four year old sister going to pre k and everybody

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<v Speaker 2>being like, she's so, you're so beautiful, You're so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm right fucking here, and your forty eight years that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I give me a compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally what I keep thinking about with that fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Sentia baby, like the yeah, there's another there's another fucking

0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.399
<v Speaker 1>little girl that's like being ignored and abused, and I'm like,

0:20:06.720 --> 0:20:08.600
<v Speaker 1>y'all need to start giving her attention, Like, y'all need to.

0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Start giving her attention or she's gonna end up.

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<v Speaker 1>With a podcast. Just didn't end up looking like Enya bro.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, like no, I will never forget that because I

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<v Speaker 4>remember like being like twenty and really sitting with myself

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<v Speaker 4>and wondering why I have like all these weird insecurities

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<v Speaker 4>about whether I am like perceived as beautiful or not.

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<v Speaker 2>And it literally is because this forty eight year old

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<v Speaker 2>woman would compliment my sister all the time. I'm right here,

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm right here. Even give me a lie, be

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<v Speaker 2>like you look cute today. And I know I look

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<v Speaker 2>like shit because I didn't have a fucking mother figure.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would literally like I had long ass hair

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<v Speaker 2>that I would tie into a back ponytail, and all

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking uniforms were thrift into the red and I

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<v Speaker 2>looked like a I don't know, I looked like a fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Any This isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 3>This is trauma.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is trauma.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's funny.

0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want this to have in a woman, So

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<v Speaker 3>whenever I drive by one, I'll.

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<v Speaker 5>Be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I saw women on the sidewalk and it just rained,

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<v Speaker 1>I go towards the puddle to fucking soak them. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an in cell girl. I saw a femme cell like

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't know she's a femme cell yet on TikTok,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, WHOA, she might be the next killer,

0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:12.359
<v Speaker 1>she might be the first killer. Anyways, we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to fucking go there. No, No, Andrew is very I

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<v Speaker 1>think it is powerful and good. But my second episode,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to remember because I was going to say

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<v Speaker 2>something so stupid, but it doesn't matter.

0:21:24.680 --> 0:21:29.760
<v Speaker 1>My second obsession growing up was roller coasters, So I

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<v Speaker 1>vividly remember.

0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:35.359
<v Speaker 2>What do you ever play Thrillville? Oh? Of course I

0:21:35.400 --> 0:21:37.480
<v Speaker 2>got throa was so fucking.

0:21:37.400 --> 0:21:39.240
<v Speaker 1>And what was the other roller coaster game? Like roller

0:21:39.280 --> 0:21:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Coaster Tacoon? Yeah, Tycoon? And then down the other game dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. In high school, that just unlocked a

0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:50.840
<v Speaker 1>memory like I played, No, I didn't you so much Roadblocks.

0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:54.560
<v Speaker 1>There was a day where I literally played nine hours

0:21:54.640 --> 0:21:56.720
<v Speaker 1>of Roadblocks on the weekend with one of my best friends.

0:21:57.760 --> 0:21:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Time for us, No, it was it was dead ass

0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:02.119
<v Speaker 1>nine hour straight and we played Cops and Robbers and

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<v Speaker 1>we just like literally just played that game for like

0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.119
<v Speaker 1>it was horrible. It was like looking, we like like

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<v Speaker 1>left and we were like the next day we like

0:22:11.359 --> 0:22:13.240
<v Speaker 1>linked up again and we were like, why the fuck

0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:14.840
<v Speaker 1>did we do that? Like we were the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude. I think as recently as two years ago, you

0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:20.840
<v Speaker 3>were playing a Roadblocks game every day and all you

0:22:20.920 --> 0:22:22.719
<v Speaker 3>did in this fucking game, and you know was did

0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:24.200
<v Speaker 3>you ever see him play this show? I think? So

0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:27.520
<v Speaker 3>you would just lift to weight and get bigger you

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<v Speaker 3>just click on the screen and lift weights.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another game he was playing for a long time

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<v Speaker 2>that it was just a clicking game. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>it was like you have to get like big, like

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<v Speaker 2>your like your circle to be bigger. And he would

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<v Speaker 2>just like click there all day. And I would come

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<v Speaker 2>into his room and he's clicking, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you gonna win anything? And he was like no,

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:47.879
<v Speaker 2>but I just need to keep my ranking. And he

0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:49.680
<v Speaker 2>would like get addicted to that kind of shit, and

0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:51.120
<v Speaker 2>I was like, dude, you were weird as fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, Cookie Clicker was my ship. Like I love Tycoons,

0:22:54.400 --> 0:22:56.440
<v Speaker 1>but that's what I was gonna say, is like I

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<v Speaker 1>that unlocked the memory of like me playing a bunch

0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:02.840
<v Speaker 1>of taycos UNEs on roadblocks for like two years straight.

0:23:03.359 --> 0:23:07.440
<v Speaker 1>But I was saying roller coasters. There was a website

0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:10.480
<v Speaker 1>and I cannot find it, but on my old laptop

0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:13.040
<v Speaker 1>it's still saved as like a booked mark icon for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason. But there was a website of the top

0:23:15.359 --> 0:23:18.240
<v Speaker 1>one hundred roller coasters in the world with like just

0:23:18.440 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 1>the names. And I would go on that website and

0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I would go watch YouTube videos on it, and then

0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I had an Excel sheet where I would rank them,

0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:28.200
<v Speaker 1>like based on which one I wanted to ride the most.

0:23:28.320 --> 0:23:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Obviously King de Ka was like the number one, like,

0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:32.440
<v Speaker 1>and then there was like the Titans.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been free?

0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever just like been free of whatever you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Like what?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>This is my life. I've become hyper obsessed with something

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<v Speaker 1>for like a very long time, and now that I'm

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.879
<v Speaker 1>an adult, those time periods are shortened because I can

0:23:49.960 --> 0:23:52.400
<v Speaker 1>actually do it or buy it. Like for a while

0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:53.680
<v Speaker 1>it was like music equipment.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. Yeah, it's like the yearning. Like there's a

0:23:55.760 --> 0:23:58.040
<v Speaker 2>certain kind of yearning you have as a child that

0:23:58.160 --> 0:23:59.919
<v Speaker 2>now in your adulthood you don't get anymore because if

0:23:59.920 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 2>you really wanted it, you could just like make sure

0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:02.600
<v Speaker 2>it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to escape the basement.

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<v Speaker 2>You did all of this in that two weeks. Yeah,

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I hit a record high. I didn't hit my puff

0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:13.840
<v Speaker 2>bar for twenty six minutes of this episode or twenty five, wow,

0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 2>or however long it's been.

0:24:15.840 --> 0:24:19.920
<v Speaker 1>That's actually really impressive. And then my current obsession is tornadoesop.

0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I have seen every single fucking tornado video and now

0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:26.320
<v Speaker 1>it's to the point where I'm buying radar software and

0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I've learned the velocity maps, I'm learning reflex maps, like

0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm like studying mediology meteor how do you say meteorology

0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:36.960
<v Speaker 1>right now? Actively, Like I have like twenty tabs open

0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:39.240
<v Speaker 1>with like all of like the different type.

0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:41.440
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of like an impressive thing when you like something,

0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:43.359
<v Speaker 2>you actually learned about it. When I like something, I

0:24:43.520 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 2>just look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you do that like with fashion and shit.

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess with fashion and like maybe with like

0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 2>certain musicians, and that's kind of it.

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't do that with musicians. I love magicians, y'all.

0:24:56.080 --> 0:24:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I could tell you all about it, like I

0:24:57.400 --> 0:24:57.920
<v Speaker 1>brought it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was like Suki and Bobby and Off

0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:03.399
<v Speaker 2>on their podcast on Bobby's podcast where she asked her

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:06.199
<v Speaker 2>like what she felt about being a musician, and Suki

0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:08.200
<v Speaker 2>misheard her and she was like, I'm not a magician,

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:12.159
<v Speaker 2>a magician, I'm not a manipulator.

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Wait, oh yeah, Kai, you went to the manipulator. I did.

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:19.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh. I forgot to edit down the audio because I

0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:24.600
<v Speaker 3>recorded it, Okay, I got so nervous that I accidentally

0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:27.680
<v Speaker 3>stopped recording halfway through but we might be able to

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:32.240
<v Speaker 3>answer it next time. But basically, I entered the psychic's

0:25:32.720 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 3>house thinking that she was going to say the same

0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:39.040
<v Speaker 3>exact shit to me, and she did not. Dude, she

0:25:39.160 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 3>did not say that I was surrounded by evil energy

0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 3>she said. She said. She did say I was weak,

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:48.600
<v Speaker 3>which is true. That's facts. I am weak, but she

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:51.239
<v Speaker 3>didn't say I kept asking. I was like, is there

0:25:51.240 --> 0:25:53.760
<v Speaker 3>any evil surrounding me? She's like, no, there's like good

0:25:53.760 --> 0:25:56.520
<v Speaker 3>people surrounding you. And I was like, okay, oh, you.

0:25:56.600 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Know what's happening right now.

0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:01.560
<v Speaker 1>You're the evil motherfucker, evil motherfucker, you're the killer and

0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 1>we're the good people.

0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Wow. So I have to go, and she's gonna be

0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:06.400
<v Speaker 2>like there's one.

0:26:07.000 --> 0:26:10.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well let's confirm that when Enya goes, because we

0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:13.440
<v Speaker 3>need like that triple confirmation because I lowkey I feel

0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:14.480
<v Speaker 3>like I'm a super good person.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Be like you're so amazing, Like you've really like navigated

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.359
<v Speaker 2>this life so clearly, like you have so much grace

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 2>and empathy and love, and like I think, well bautreine

0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:28.399
<v Speaker 2>and lithium would do you wonders.

0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm hoping. Well, I'm gonna go back and

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:33.200
<v Speaker 1>they're just gonna say I can just tell you have

0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>a giant fucking cock. I can see it through your pants.

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so she said you were a good person.

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:42.720
<v Speaker 3>She said, well, she was like, fear dictates your life.

0:26:42.760 --> 0:26:44.119
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I actually agree with that one

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:47.720
<v Speaker 3>hundred percent. So she was like, right, she said fear fear,

0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:50.159
<v Speaker 3>And she was like, you need to like unlock your

0:26:50.160 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 3>full potential by like overcoming things that are within yourself.

0:26:52.560 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 3>There's no external like obstacles. It's all from within. I

0:26:57.760 --> 0:27:00.040
<v Speaker 3>was like, because I was expecting her to just be like,

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:01.680
<v Speaker 3>you're surrounded by evil people. There's a curse.

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Did she try to recruit you for the church?

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:07.800
<v Speaker 3>She did try to recruit like every single time. I said, Look,

0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:10.560
<v Speaker 3>I've done a lot of work on myself. I've gone

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:13.920
<v Speaker 3>a lot of help from other people, whatever me from Drew.

0:27:14.920 --> 0:27:17.800
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, can I do this on my own?

0:27:17.920 --> 0:27:19.399
<v Speaker 3>Like I really want to feel empowered, I want to

0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 3>feel autonomy. And she'd be like, no, absolutely not, absolutely not.

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:24.680
<v Speaker 3>You can't do it on your own. But I will

0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:27.399
<v Speaker 3>give her this. She said, I was gonna get married

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 3>and then I get a fucking divorce. I'm gonna have

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:31.000
<v Speaker 3>two marriages.

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:31.720
<v Speaker 1>Damn.

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I feel like being a divorce is kind of coinn.

0:27:36.400 --> 0:27:37.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's trauma.

0:27:37.480 --> 0:27:39.639
<v Speaker 1>I want to be married in the divorce. Who was that?

0:27:39.680 --> 0:27:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Who was saying that for a long time?

0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Rain, Rain like went through this whole year being like,

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 2>it'd be so cut to get married for like two

0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:49.399
<v Speaker 2>days and then get a divorce immediately after, just so

0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:51.639
<v Speaker 2>she can like and she she would be like, I

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 2>don't want it to be anybody who I have like

0:27:53.359 --> 0:27:56.080
<v Speaker 2>a serious relationship with. I just want to be somebody

0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:58.000
<v Speaker 2>who's like almost a friend. But we like kind of

0:27:58.040 --> 0:28:00.440
<v Speaker 2>flirted and nothing ever happened, but we got married and

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:01.920
<v Speaker 2>then got divorced. With that when I saw them in

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 2>public and be like, my ex husband.

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Is here, but yeah, basically she did not tell me

0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:12.200
<v Speaker 3>the same thing. I thought she was like fully a

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 3>scammer and was just going.

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 1>To say, like that reignited my fears that she's she's

0:28:17.880 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 1>a magician. Yeah, where's the other ship that you guys?

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been able to sleep after that.

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 2>I know Drew keeps like freaking out and thinking that

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 2>he's actually fucking cursed, and I don't know what to

0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:33.080
<v Speaker 2>do about it because usually when Drew's just freaking out

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.159
<v Speaker 2>about something that I know isn't real. I just ignore

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 2>it because I can't feed into it. But he cursed.

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 3>I was nervous too, like I left that ship. I'm

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 3>always nervous around powerful women, so this isn't like anything new.

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 3>But I did have this shooting pain in my prostate

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 3>when I left, and I was like, you anyway, Yeah, yeah,

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:00.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 2>So I need to go and see what she says

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:03.000
<v Speaker 2>about me.

0:29:03.160 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 3>I think so we need the final confirmation.

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I'm in the mental state for

0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 2>her to say some function to me. I think i'd

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 2>freak out.

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:12.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if I'm in the state for the

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 3>conclusion of this. Is that me being the evil person? Yeah,

0:29:15.040 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 3>you might be the evil So because I'm so sweet,

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:18.720
<v Speaker 3>I feel like we can all agree.

0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I'll go tomorrow. What time did you go?

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I want to eleven tomato potato chicken, But that old

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Jack and LGBT Lettuce Wait, hold on, LGBT late Lettuce bisexual.

0:29:39.080 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait fuck LGBT gaycin bisexual but wait no, no buttato.

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Oh no, I said potato.

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 1>You said potato.

0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Potato lettuce, get bacon potato.

0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Girl, I'm like rotted right now, it's over for me.

0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 2>I know I took a I took sleeping medicine last night,

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:04.760
<v Speaker 2>like nothing like fucking crazy. But I never take like

0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 2>an advil PM or anything like. That's very rare, and

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 2>I it was so hard to wake up this morning.

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 2>And now I feel like there's like a layer over

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 2>my brain that's going to be there for the rest

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:13.880
<v Speaker 2>of my life.

0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be there for the rest of your life.

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:16.960
<v Speaker 1>You should freak out, you should panic.

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 2>Actually, don't give a fuck. Caviars pushing it. That's my

0:30:20.120 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 2>final take, Penny our Caviar is pushing it like you're

0:30:22.840 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 2>eating fucking sperm from fish, Like that's crazy. You're eating

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking eggs like for some reason, Caviar is just pushing it. Also,

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 2>like why the fuck is it so expensive? Is it

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:33.440
<v Speaker 2>really hard to like get it?

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I think you have to like kill the mother goose

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 1>to like get it out of them.

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 2>That's fucking crazy, and that shit is not that good.

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I've seen them like squeeze the belly of the girls

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 1>and they like piss out of their vagina and the

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:46.960
<v Speaker 1>eggs like I've seen those videos. I watch those like

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:50.080
<v Speaker 1>all the second nerve. I love watching those videos. Yeah no,

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 1>literally the the fucking blasters, the gel blasters.

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 2>And y'll do that.

0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Not doing it, You're just I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Well,

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>I've been sobbing at twin announcement videos and I want

0:31:07.840 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 1>twins so fucking bad, y'all. I went on like an

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 1>hour rampage of watching every single video of twins being

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 1>announced to their friends, family, extended family, and loved ones,

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 1>and like they were making me cry my fucking eyes out.

0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 1>They are so cute, just like them being like, yeah,

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:30.600
<v Speaker 1>they're the gender is a girl, and then they're like,

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 1>but also we're having a boy. And then the grandma

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:37.280
<v Speaker 1>will start sobbing and excitement and like all their friends

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 1>will be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like that's

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 1>not good, and it's just cute. Just seeing like the

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 1>different relationships people have with their loved ones.

0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. I'm never gonna get that feeling.

0:31:47.200 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm like, we'll have twins. I don't have

0:31:51.040 --> 0:31:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I have twins, ferm. I don't want kids.

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I literally don't want kids. Like it's actually sometimes it

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:58.040
<v Speaker 2>bums me out because I'm damn, I just have no

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.960
<v Speaker 2>maternal calling. But I have come to the conclusion that

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 2>it is because I feel like and this isn't me

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 2>being like, oh, I care you so much, but I

0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 2>genuinely do feel like I care like such a motherly

0:32:07.440 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 2>role in a lot of people's lives already, and I

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 2>have been for so long that I can't imagine having

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:14.200
<v Speaker 2>my own kids because I'm like, what then I have

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:16.840
<v Speaker 2>to abandon all my other children who were like grown adults.

0:32:17.040 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 1>No, that's like it's like the same idea as like

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 1>why I don't seek like a romantic partner's because I

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>get all the fucking love I need from the people

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I have in my life. I don't need another fucking

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 1>person to like what like be annoyed by and do

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 1>s with, Like girl, that's boring. Like literally, I have

0:32:35.080 --> 0:32:38.960
<v Speaker 1>my literal left hand, somebody, it's literally like actually both hands.

0:32:38.960 --> 0:32:41.680
<v Speaker 1>I have to use both hands, Yeah.

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Somebody to like getting caddy arguments with every now and

0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:46.360
<v Speaker 2>then and then have to act like that didn't happen.

0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm, bruh. I don't need that.

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't need I was saying to somebody yesterday. I

0:32:52.320 --> 0:32:53.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, I really don't know what any partner in

0:32:54.040 --> 0:32:56.000
<v Speaker 2>my lifetime is going to think is gonna fucking happen.

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:58.600
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not living with someone other than Drew, like,

0:32:58.920 --> 0:33:02.160
<v Speaker 2>and that's gonna be a really hard like line to cross,

0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 2>because why the fuck would I want to live with you? Like,

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>are you actually kidding me? Like I get so much

0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 2>joy to living with Drew and Josh when whatever he's around,

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 2>like that is like my ideal situation is like living

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:18.280
<v Speaker 2>with my friends. I'm not living with your funky, fucking

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:19.080
<v Speaker 2>weird ass.

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>They hit the lottery and make eighty seven billion dollars

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 1>so I can build a compound for all of us

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>to all have our own houses, but they're like within

0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 1>like a mile of each other, or like within like

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>three hundred yards of each other, so we can just

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:34.840
<v Speaker 1>like come over every day and key like this and

0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 1>walk through the like fields with like all the flowers

0:33:37.600 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 1>and my sheep roaming around.

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:40.440
<v Speaker 3>That's what Charles Manson did.

0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we're doing it with love, Okay, It's well, no,

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I want I want us to like kill people and

0:33:47.400 --> 0:33:47.880
<v Speaker 1>have sex.

0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes with just me everyone, bro, We've literally I like

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:52.920
<v Speaker 2>we've made this joke to each other. But I was like,

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:54.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's gonna happen when we're old as

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 2>fucking We're too lazy to go fuck somebody else's gonna

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:58.720
<v Speaker 2>have with our bund Like we're just gonna have to

0:33:58.760 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 2>make it work.

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know what's gonna happen. We'll figure it out.

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, that just I've been thinking a lot about

0:34:05.000 --> 0:34:08.480
<v Speaker 2>like traditionalism and how fought removed. I feel like we

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 2>are from it, and I feel like this generation in general,

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:15.319
<v Speaker 2>like there's been there's always been a shift in view

0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>of like family versus chosen family. But I feel like,

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:23.240
<v Speaker 2>oddly enough, all of our close friends are very close

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:27.520
<v Speaker 2>to their like birthed family and their chosen family. And

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 2>I've just been thinking a lot about how like that

0:34:29.600 --> 0:34:32.400
<v Speaker 2>is actually so intense of like a balance to be

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 2>weighing for people, and like we just naturally do it.

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 2>And humans have just been freaking me out because I'm like, Wow,

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.360
<v Speaker 2>this life is really just like filling your time with

0:34:38.440 --> 0:34:39.160
<v Speaker 2>people you love.

0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 1>And what magic. It's magical. We're startups. We're meteorites combined

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 1>with gases from the star, spinning on a ball. My

0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 1>family inside of a meat sack controlled by our subconscious.

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't feel like I need kids because I'm

0:34:56.800 --> 0:35:02.560
<v Speaker 2>already like mourning the like the growing into adulthood that

0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:06.399
<v Speaker 2>my little siblings are experiencing, which is freaking me out.

0:35:06.600 --> 0:35:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, all I could think about is that my

0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 2>little sister is going to be seventeen next year, and

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 2>that freaks me out. Like it's so beautiful because like

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 2>she's grown into her own person and like she doesn't

0:35:18.680 --> 0:35:20.080
<v Speaker 2>listen to the podcast so I can say this, and

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 2>she didn't tell me your business, and I won't tell

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:23.320
<v Speaker 2>her business because she didn't fucking tell me it. But

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 2>it was actually really sweet, like she I think like

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:28.920
<v Speaker 2>got her heart broken a little bit, and she called

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:31.840
<v Speaker 2>me and she facetimeed me, and she's like she's a

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:33.759
<v Speaker 2>very like interesting character. She reminds me a lot of

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 2>me when I was younger, where like I wasn't very vulnerable,

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.440
<v Speaker 2>but obviously I wanted to keep people close until I

0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:40.719
<v Speaker 2>got to that point. But it was really sweet. She

0:35:40.840 --> 0:35:42.440
<v Speaker 2>like called me and she was like crying and she

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 2>had her camera off on FaceTime and she was like

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 2>where are you know. It's like, oh, I'm in a car,

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:47.840
<v Speaker 2>like headed to my blah blah, blah, and she was

0:35:47.880 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>like okay, and then she was like, I have like

0:35:50.200 --> 0:35:52.279
<v Speaker 2>a problem with like a boy or whatever. And I

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:53.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, do you want to talk about it? She's like, no,

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I really don't want to cry again. I just wanted

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 2>to tell you. And I literally like started tearing up.

0:35:57.719 --> 0:36:00.279
<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's okay, whatever, like tell me whenever

0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 2>you're ready. And then I just like started to try

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.279
<v Speaker 2>to talk to her about like stupid shit something get

0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 2>her mind off of it. But it freaks me out

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.839
<v Speaker 2>that like, but I guess in that sense, that's when

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:11.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh damn, I would like to have a

0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 2>kid because it is sweet and I do think I

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:17.120
<v Speaker 2>could be a good mother. I could be a good mother.

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I think the way I feel about my nephew right now,

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:26.799
<v Speaker 1>like where he was like wanted to be my best

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>friend for like three years of his life from like

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:33.479
<v Speaker 1>eight to eleven or whatever, and now he's like hitting

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 1>that age where he's like getting too cool and like

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:38.719
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to hang out with me. That hurts more

0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:40.759
<v Speaker 1>than anything in the world. And if my fucking kid

0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:42.120
<v Speaker 1>did that to me, I'd kicket in the fucking mid

0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:44.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like a fucking play don't fucking play with Literally

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.560
<v Speaker 1>that's since I have that rhetoric in my head, I'm like,

0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't have a kid, like, I literally can't not

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 1>right now.

0:36:51.520 --> 0:36:53.839
<v Speaker 3>I want children because you're afraid of getting cool guy.

0:36:54.040 --> 0:36:56.680
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, d I feel like it's inevitable because I

0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:59.879
<v Speaker 2>had that with all my siblings, like of every eight,

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:04.719
<v Speaker 2>like there just came a point, especially because I by

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 2>fall like I play. I felt like I played such

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 2>a like parental role in all my siblings' lives. So

0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 2>even with my older siblings, there was like a three

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:16.000
<v Speaker 2>year span where they felt like they couldn't talk to

0:37:16.080 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 2>me because I was such a like parental figure in

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 2>terms of when they would speak to me. I would

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:21.920
<v Speaker 2>try to give them advice and try to help them

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 2>and like help them traverse through certain issues. And I

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:28.839
<v Speaker 2>think that kind of bit me in the ass, where

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:30.879
<v Speaker 2>they felt a distance for me because I wasn't able

0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 2>to be a friend. I was so busy trying to

0:37:32.520 --> 0:37:35.320
<v Speaker 2>like help parent them. And I feel like that's the

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.440
<v Speaker 2>thing with kids, is like they want to be your

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 2>friend whatever, but then once it gets to the like

0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:42.320
<v Speaker 2>authoritarian role that you have to play in those people's lives,

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 2>they just naturally will turn away from it because they

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 2>don't want that. They just want somebody to like be around.

0:37:48.239 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's like the hardest part of parenthood

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.719
<v Speaker 2>is having to navigate that and like pick your like

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 2>parenting style and like what works for you and your kid.

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 2>But also I feel like a lot of people just

0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:58.799
<v Speaker 2>get lucky and they get really close to their kids.

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Like my mom is like one of those people who

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:07.240
<v Speaker 2>she's been really good with being friends with her kids.

0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes almost too good at being a friend, but like

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 2>I feel.

0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Like that works until we were eighteen to be friends.

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:16.439
<v Speaker 2>I'deel like there's a balancing act you have to play

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:16.680
<v Speaker 2>with it.

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was cool, we just had one of those.

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 1>We exist inside of the context of falling out of

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 1>the coconut tree or whatever the fuck you think.

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 2>You just fell out of a coconut tree. You exist

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 2>within the context of everything that has happened.

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:34.160
<v Speaker 1>And everything which you are, yeah, or whatever the fuck

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 1>it is. Well, there's a fucking fake waterfall in China, y'all,

0:38:37.600 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Like there is an act and playing it like it's real.

0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:41.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck. No, That's what I was

0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 1>saying out The people are like losing their fucking minds

0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:48.600
<v Speaker 1>over this waterfall, Like basically it's a real waterfall, but

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 1>during the dry season they pump water out of a

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 1>tube at the top of the waterfall and make it

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:58.320
<v Speaker 1>look like it. And in the people's defense, they didn't

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:01.000
<v Speaker 1>say anything about it. They come lely, we're just lying

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>and acting like it was a real waterfall, sprang over

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:06.719
<v Speaker 1>the edge. So then, like everybody, when they found out

0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:09.359
<v Speaker 1>that this waterfall and it's a gorgeous waterfall, then when

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:12.080
<v Speaker 1>they found out it was fake, they were like, bro,

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:14.800
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck We've been lied to. We've been tricked.

0:39:15.000 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 1>And then all of the fucking like flat eartha, flat,

0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm a flat eartha. Where in the comments like being like, see,

0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:24.520
<v Speaker 1>the world is a stage and we're just playing.

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 5>Officials have apologized after a video emerged that appears to

0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:30.320
<v Speaker 5>show China's tallest waterfall being fed by a pipe in

0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:33.440
<v Speaker 5>the rock. The oneenty twenty four foot tall Yuntai Mountain

0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:36.720
<v Speaker 5>waterfall features formations that date back more than a billion years,

0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 5>drawing in millions of tourists, but it is seemingly fed

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:41.640
<v Speaker 5>by a pipe in the rock. What happened next was weirder.

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:45.560
<v Speaker 5>Officials made a bizarre social media post apologizing as the waterfall.

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 5>I didn't expect to meet everyone this way. I made

0:39:47.680 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 5>a small enhancement during the dry season only so I

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 5>would look my best to meet my friends.

0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:54.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that shit is that deep. But also

0:39:54.440 --> 0:39:57.399
<v Speaker 2>like my special interests bodies of water, and I don't

0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck where the body of water came from.

0:39:59.120 --> 0:40:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting in that bit like I'm literally unless it's

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 2>like a puddle.

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 1>Body of tea.

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 2>My special interest was cruise ships, and I know about

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:13.600
<v Speaker 2>every cruise crash cruise ships. What is that I'm going

0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:14.680
<v Speaker 2>cruising later tonight.

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a stand up joke with that bit in there. Ship.

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Are you already cat got your tongue? We'll get him

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 1>out of your mouth. That's unsanitary. Beat around the bush?

0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 1>They say, why the fuck am I seeing a guy

0:40:33.680 --> 0:40:37.200
<v Speaker 1>a jerk off and blast rope around the bush? Beat

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:39.879
<v Speaker 1>around the bush? Uh, why are you punching my dick?

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 1>When I'm on the airplane, Oh, this is more impressions.

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 1>When I'm on the airplane, I always hear the pilot

0:40:53.160 --> 0:41:00.320
<v Speaker 1>on the intercom saying, dude, this is your captain's speaking.

0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Expect some turbulence in the next three minutes and his

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:09.239
<v Speaker 1>mom is walking down the aisle. I was on a

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:12.919
<v Speaker 1>cruise ship, not that type of cruise weirdohs.

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 2>That?

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 1>And the boat was rocking like crazy. It rocked the boat, Hey,

0:41:20.280 --> 0:41:26.800
<v Speaker 1>rock the rock the boat. And I look out of

0:41:26.840 --> 0:41:29.239
<v Speaker 1>the window and I see Kai's mama swimming next to

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:31.040
<v Speaker 1>the ocean or in the ocean next to the boat.

0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 1>The waves were huge, Bob Whish, you know how communie

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:45.400
<v Speaker 1>zoo sound effects like washing socks is like reverse gambling.

0:41:45.560 --> 0:41:47.319
<v Speaker 1>Every time I put two in, I get one out.

0:41:49.000 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that could apply to just regular gambling.

0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:55.439
<v Speaker 1>Some people look at me and think I'm gay. Well

0:41:55.600 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I say, yes, of course i am. I'm so happy

0:41:58.120 --> 0:41:58.799
<v Speaker 1>and I love love.

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump is so orange. I get hungry when I

0:42:10.600 --> 0:42:12.399
<v Speaker 1>see him, and I almost ate him because he looks

0:42:12.400 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 1>like a cheeto. Oka Safari is crazy. How does the

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Internet and the animals co exist? I think they'd be

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:25.719
<v Speaker 1>attacking each other and eating the Internet cable. You know,

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:28.799
<v Speaker 1>the sharks that ate the Internet cable try to take

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 1>us down. I think that was it. Straight mail listeners,

0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:37.640
<v Speaker 1>I am with you. We are in this together. Oh wait,

0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:40.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm like looking right here, like the cameras right there,

0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:44.040
<v Speaker 1>straight mail listeners. I am with you, we are in

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:48.640
<v Speaker 1>this together. A lot of people like to comment like, oh,

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:51.320
<v Speaker 1>why are you listening to this podcast? It's like for

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:54.600
<v Speaker 1>the girls and the gays, like, no, we're here and

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:57.440
<v Speaker 1>we're doing this together. This one had let you know

0:42:58.080 --> 0:43:01.600
<v Speaker 1>you scare me? Hm, well since it wrote a whole

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:05.520
<v Speaker 1>album about me and I didn't even realize it. I

0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:09.439
<v Speaker 1>didn't even realize it. Bro hold on, look what's it called.

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:13.719
<v Speaker 1>It's controlling s O S. She wrote two albums about me.

0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Those were all about you.

0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this song Tuesday, Faday, Saturday, she was cheating on me? Saturday, Saturday, Sunday.

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:34.480
<v Speaker 1>What is the boys? Saturday, Honday, Monday, Monday?

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 2>Hey, what are the Saturdays for?

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Saturdaysday? Monday? No?

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:40.400
<v Speaker 2>What are the saturdays for?

0:43:41.000 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Philday?

0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Phil? What are Saturdays for? Sunday? Saturday, Monday?

0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:43:47.400 --> 0:43:47.440
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:43:47.560 --> 0:43:48.360
<v Speaker 4>What else are they for?

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Saturday?

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.920
<v Speaker 5>Saturdays are for the Saturday?

0:43:54.560 --> 0:44:03.320
<v Speaker 1>No, Monday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Sunday.

0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Like was he like on a fucking like kalannapin? Why

0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 2>was he like so da?

0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:10.799
<v Speaker 1>He was probably drunk as fuck because they were at

0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:14.239
<v Speaker 1>the bar Okay, I have a hypothetical for you and ya.

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Would you rather kill me or take two of Azol's

0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:18.440
<v Speaker 1>legs from him?

0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:18.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:20.600
<v Speaker 1>No, and you have to eat the legs.

0:44:20.920 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh I have to eat the legs. No, I'm not

0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:24.360
<v Speaker 2>doing I'm killing myself.

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 1>No, you have to eat kill me or as well?

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:29.400
<v Speaker 1>I love you legs, so you're killing me?

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, if I don't have to eat the legs,

0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:35.760
<v Speaker 2>I'll take Azol's fucking legs. Oh, that's be so annoying.

0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Which one is it?

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take Azol's legs? Like, like, why do you

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:43.400
<v Speaker 2>think of that?

0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:46.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think I saw like a handicapped

0:44:46.480 --> 0:44:49.520
<v Speaker 1>cast a little shit on my bed. Oh, yeah, he's over, y'all.

0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:50.879
<v Speaker 1>Azola's dead ass over.

0:44:51.160 --> 0:44:54.719
<v Speaker 2>Like I literally came home from a day that was

0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:58.759
<v Speaker 2>already like taxing whatever, boohoo, Karma river, and I go

0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:00.800
<v Speaker 2>into my room and there's a fuck turred on my

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:04.200
<v Speaker 2>bed and now I'm terrified, and I haven't replaced my

0:45:04.239 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 2>covers because I'm scared for shitting on it.

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:09.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm sorry, And you know that's like really hard.

0:45:10.040 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 1>My life is really well, I forget what we were watching,

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 1>but they mentioned the idea that like or like when

0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 1>the first movie premiered on the silver screen, it was

0:45:26.360 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 1>like it was like a recording of a train Median. Yeah,

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:32.560
<v Speaker 1>it was like a recording of a train, and the

0:45:32.680 --> 0:45:36.400
<v Speaker 1>people in the audience literally ran out of the audience

0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:38.719
<v Speaker 1>because they thought the train was gonna like hit them

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:40.960
<v Speaker 1>because they'd never seen I mean, it makes sense they'd

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 1>never seen a moving picture before in their life, but

0:45:43.680 --> 0:45:46.919
<v Speaker 1>just the idea of that was like fucking killing us.

0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Like that is so embarrassing too, Like, imagine how those

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:51.520
<v Speaker 2>people fell after I'm.

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Gonna I'm gonna run at the camera and they're gonna

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:54.839
<v Speaker 1>jump out of the way.

0:45:56.239 --> 0:45:57.839
<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna do that right now? You're probably gonna

0:45:57.840 --> 0:45:59.360
<v Speaker 2>trip on fucking I looked and.

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Saw, I saw, I didn't trip.

0:46:01.120 --> 0:46:01.600
<v Speaker 2>You tripped.

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:02.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't trip.

0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:03.720
<v Speaker 2>You attacked me and then tripped.

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Well you deserved it.

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:06.640
<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to be.

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Nice and I don't give a fuck because it hurt me.

0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I love chapel Rone.

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Don't fucking look at me cause I won't.

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:20.120
<v Speaker 3>I won't look at you.

0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Chapel Rone more like chapless or apples chap aciles chaps

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:28.960
<v Speaker 1>inside of a chapel.

0:46:28.760 --> 0:46:29.480
<v Speaker 3>In Rome.

0:46:31.120 --> 0:46:31.799
<v Speaker 1>That's a good one.

0:46:31.920 --> 0:46:32.839
<v Speaker 3>That was really good.

0:46:32.960 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 1>Can I get the chapel Roneberger hold the statue of

0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:39.759
<v Speaker 1>Liberty Sauce extra joint.

0:46:39.560 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Burger h O T t O g O h O

0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:46.440
<v Speaker 2>T t O t O O g oh fuck like bitch,

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:48.719
<v Speaker 2>she literally does it with her arms. How do you

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:49.080
<v Speaker 2>not know?

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just don't know. Well, okay, I

0:46:55.440 --> 0:46:56.319
<v Speaker 1>drink two days in a row.

0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:57.840
<v Speaker 3>Are you serious?

0:46:57.960 --> 0:46:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:46:58.760 --> 0:46:59.479
<v Speaker 3>You probably, bitch.

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 2>When he said is that, he means he had a

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:03.439
<v Speaker 2>sip of a fucking whiskey sour and was like, whoa,

0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:07.040
<v Speaker 2>I was crazy, and then immediately got hired and went

0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:09.000
<v Speaker 2>up to the room. And then the next day, I

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:11.880
<v Speaker 2>will say he chugged a drink by the pool and

0:47:11.920 --> 0:47:13.320
<v Speaker 2>then complained about it for an hour. I was like,

0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:14.840
<v Speaker 2>I hate that. I don't know why I did that.

0:47:15.040 --> 0:47:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I hate that. I hate it.

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I drink for two days in a row. That's technically

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I went crazy. I went crazy. I lost my fucking mind.

0:47:23.080 --> 0:47:24.719
<v Speaker 1>And Loki was three nights in a row because I

0:47:24.760 --> 0:47:26.640
<v Speaker 1>did have a sip of your whiskey sour the night before.

0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:29.160
<v Speaker 2>That's true.

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I was black out, guys. It's a slippery slope.

0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:32.319
<v Speaker 3>Y'all.

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:33.959
<v Speaker 1>All I can think about is wanting to drink.

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.720
<v Speaker 3>I can't do it anymore. I had three drinks this weekend,

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:38.960
<v Speaker 3>and then I woke up the next morning and I

0:47:39.000 --> 0:47:40.240
<v Speaker 3>wanted to blow my brains out.

0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Back to Yeah, I really don't like alcohol. That's it.

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't have much else to say.

0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I love alcohol. I think alcohol is a good thing

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 1>for everybody, everybody involved.

0:47:55.000 --> 0:47:57.240
<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't remember if I've told this story before,

0:47:57.400 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 2>but I was thinking about how last year when me

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:02.480
<v Speaker 2>and a and We're in Portugal for our trip. I

0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:04.960
<v Speaker 2>was really high and we were saying at this like

0:48:05.719 --> 0:48:08.360
<v Speaker 2>this home that had like a little ledge and pillars

0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 2>inside of it. And then she was like, she was like,

0:48:11.840 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 2>for some reason, this home gives me like Sharon Tate vibes.

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>And I was like what.

0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:17.880
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't know how Sharon Tate died, and she

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:20.239
<v Speaker 2>told me, and I have never been so scared in

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:23.800
<v Speaker 2>my whole fucking life, Like I was actually petrified. I

0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 2>was so scared. Wait, something else scared me the other night.

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, I was talking about something. Oh no, actually no,

0:48:30.080 --> 0:48:33.560
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't the other night. I was really scared recently

0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:34.920
<v Speaker 2>when I was high because I was convinced I was

0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:35.600
<v Speaker 2>going to go to hell.

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah you are. I didn't do any Let's talk

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:40.719
<v Speaker 1>about what you do in front of the church.

0:48:43.080 --> 0:48:46.640
<v Speaker 2>That's what was freaking me out. But we don't need

0:48:46.680 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 2>to get into details. But I actually was really like.

0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:51.320
<v Speaker 2>One of my friends was like, oh, do you believe

0:48:51.360 --> 0:48:53.080
<v Speaker 2>in heaven and Hell? And I was like no. And

0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:55.480
<v Speaker 2>then she was like, but if hell is real, that's

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:58.400
<v Speaker 2>an eternity. Do you understand how long that is? And

0:48:58.600 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 2>that thought carried into me being really high that night,

0:49:00.760 --> 0:49:01.200
<v Speaker 2>and I was like.

0:49:01.600 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Religion is so fucking scary, bro, Like, bitch, you're scaring

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:12.799
<v Speaker 1>it's scary. You're scaring me. You're scaring me. That's why

0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I started Druth the Truth, and I am the leader.

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:20.560
<v Speaker 2>The idea of some of the things that people think

0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 2>will get you sent to hell though, is crazy, bitch.

0:49:22.600 --> 0:49:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm just having on the.

0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Book Adam and Steve more like Florence in the Machine.

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Floren's in the Machine, like, because I like Florence.

0:49:33.800 --> 0:49:35.600
<v Speaker 1>No, you're a vibrator.

0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, my back hurts so bad, but I like

0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:41.800
<v Speaker 2>refuse to go to a chiropractor because I do not

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:44.480
<v Speaker 2>believe in chiropractors. Like I think that was their biggest

0:49:44.560 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 2>dam of all. They're fine, they just beat you the

0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 2>fuck up and not supposed to help.

0:49:48.800 --> 0:49:52.240
<v Speaker 1>Like there's actually that occurred from chiropractors.

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm looking that up.

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I need to, Like it's gotta be in the thousands.

0:49:56.960 --> 0:49:59.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when they crack people's necks, it looks it looks

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.000
<v Speaker 3>you could easily.

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:01.279
<v Speaker 1>Fuck that up.

0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:50:01.640 --> 0:50:03.040
<v Speaker 1>No, And like when I was there, like I was

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:06.000
<v Speaker 1>getting backshots like crazy, like they kept breaking my back

0:50:06.080 --> 0:50:08.439
<v Speaker 1>and like bnding me over and shit, it was like crazy.

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Dude, I'm not a chiropractor. I'm not a license.

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Twenty six fatalities were published in the medical literature, and

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:17.320
<v Speaker 2>many more might have remained unpublished since I don't know,

0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:21.319
<v Speaker 2>because if that's in a year, twenty five deaths per

0:50:21.440 --> 0:50:24.360
<v Speaker 2>seventy five years would mean that roughly thirty three deaths

0:50:24.480 --> 0:50:25.560
<v Speaker 2>occur each year.

0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:27.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking god, that's a lot.

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:29.920
<v Speaker 2>Like damn, bitch, and I would be the bitch to

0:50:30.000 --> 0:50:30.520
<v Speaker 2>fucking die.

0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:34.360
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not worth it, for real. I went to

0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:36.880
<v Speaker 1>one for like a year, and all they did was

0:50:37.000 --> 0:50:39.320
<v Speaker 1>just put me through fucking radiation and take like a

0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:43.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking X ray scan in my body and just tell me, yep,

0:50:43.239 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 1>everything looks good, but we have to do this, this

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:47.520
<v Speaker 1>and this, and they would just do that like every

0:50:47.600 --> 0:50:49.880
<v Speaker 1>two months, and it was just completely useless because my

0:50:49.960 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 1>back still hurts and now I'm out of a lot

0:50:52.680 --> 0:50:57.920
<v Speaker 1>of money. So like it was it was your magnets.

0:50:57.480 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Because I put your ankles behind your ears the other day.

0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Well fixed me that, like gave me relief. On Mysiatica.

0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:07.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that scene in Challengers at the very beginning, do

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:07.840
<v Speaker 3>you remember that?

0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:11.000
<v Speaker 2>No, we only saw it once because you saw it

0:51:11.040 --> 0:51:14.960
<v Speaker 2>eight times, so you know every scene, Like I could

0:51:15.000 --> 0:51:17.960
<v Speaker 2>probably write out like the full script of Challengers by

0:51:18.160 --> 0:51:21.360
<v Speaker 2>like memory, including the detailed of like so and so

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:22.960
<v Speaker 2>walked into the room interior day.

0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:26.560
<v Speaker 3>I honestly, it is getting to that point. I just

0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:29.120
<v Speaker 3>there's a scene where he gets stretched out at the beginning,

0:51:29.239 --> 0:51:30.640
<v Speaker 3>he gets all stretched out, Oh I.

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:32.759
<v Speaker 1>Think I do. Oh yeah, and his bullege was out

0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:40.560
<v Speaker 1>and yeah yeah yeah yeah, mm hmm. Chicken in the media.

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:45.239
<v Speaker 2>Chicken and media. That's what it's like, he said, chicken the.

0:51:45.280 --> 0:51:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Media again, my media is controlled by Sissa. She wrote

0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:52.319
<v Speaker 1>it about me. So uh and then what's that one

0:51:52.360 --> 0:51:54.759
<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swiss song Drew looks at me. I write a

0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:55.680
<v Speaker 1>note so he won't see.

0:51:56.120 --> 0:51:56.920
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know.

0:51:57.400 --> 0:52:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Fuck drew me fakes mess.

0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:05.959
<v Speaker 2>He will so he will see.

0:52:06.000 --> 0:52:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here drops on my guitar because that's the other

0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:10.280
<v Speaker 1>song I was written about me. And then that fucking

0:52:11.520 --> 0:52:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina Carpenter. Wait was that one about me?

0:52:16.960 --> 0:52:20.160
<v Speaker 2>No, you're thinking of Billie Eilish, Yeah is it?

0:52:25.600 --> 0:52:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm so drew Yes, I forget.

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:28.560
<v Speaker 2>And then.

0:52:32.040 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 1>The whole Drake and Kanye joint concert experience.

0:52:39.000 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 2>That's your media of the week, Like what are you saying?

0:52:42.680 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 2>How are you trying to how is he trying to

0:52:44.600 --> 0:52:46.399
<v Speaker 2>make the week about him?

0:52:46.480 --> 0:52:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Because that was that was all about me? They did

0:52:48.920 --> 0:52:49.480
<v Speaker 1>that for me.

0:52:49.800 --> 0:52:51.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh I totally forgot about that.

0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:55.160
<v Speaker 1>They did it to battle out like a who want me?

0:52:55.200 --> 0:52:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Who want me? Who want me? Well, my media of the.

0:52:58.160 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Week is please Please Please Sabrina Carpenter.

0:53:01.880 --> 0:53:04.319
<v Speaker 1>And then that's said Taylor Swift song right bruh.

0:53:04.400 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 2>He is asked that Taylor's of like eight times on

0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:14.360
<v Speaker 2>ironically Sympathy is a knife and everything is romantic and

0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:16.560
<v Speaker 2>girls so confusing Off the Charlie.

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:17.240
<v Speaker 1>X X album.

0:53:18.440 --> 0:53:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Did you hear the two new ones that just dropped? There.

0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:24.080
<v Speaker 3>I think they're some of the best songs.

0:53:24.480 --> 0:53:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Damn.

0:53:25.320 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 3>I think it's uh yeah, they're both. Yeah, they're both

0:53:29.080 --> 0:53:29.400
<v Speaker 3>about you.

0:53:29.480 --> 0:53:31.680
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm okay good and now he'll listen.

0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 3>They're about a mean girl. No, it's guess. And then

0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 3>the one that she was teasy on TikTok spring Breakers.

0:53:39.400 --> 0:53:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sick, yeah No. That album's rollout

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:48.960
<v Speaker 1>was so fucking sick, Like I haven't seen a good

0:53:49.000 --> 0:53:51.360
<v Speaker 1>album rollout in like a couple of years. And that

0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:55.960
<v Speaker 1>one eight down like that fucking wall, like her pulling

0:53:56.000 --> 0:53:58.279
<v Speaker 1>down the fucking curtain at the concert what is it

0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:00.440
<v Speaker 1>lo Lapolooza or whatever there Salona.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it was all for some reason. That

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<v Speaker 2>clip cracked me up because she was standing at the

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<v Speaker 2>wall for so long. But I love her so much,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was cracking me up, like you're just standing

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<v Speaker 2>and like waiting for the right moment. But yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>rollout is really good. The live stream of the wall

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<v Speaker 2>has been really good. That album is just really good. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bolding, I'm literally bold.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed that, and you know I'm bolding you see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I do see that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Fuck, isn't it couldn't that just be from like ponytail. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're saying she's she has male powdered.

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<v Speaker 5>Girl.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know, you're just looking at it too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that though I could see it on the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Look how bad it looks on camera?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, it actually does look crazy on camera. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>look at my hair? Oh my god, do you see

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<v Speaker 1>that over there?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna get a breast for use.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that is your vibe for the summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want small boobs. I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's fucking boring and I'm not going to touch

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<v Speaker 1>you with a ten foot pole. After you get your bobs.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to have my small boobs out and

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<v Speaker 2>not get arrested for it.

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<v Speaker 3>We can recover together. Because I'm getting bones stretching, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to hit six three three six three the perfect time.

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<v Speaker 1>I was also getting that surgery.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you actually yeah, where are you getting?

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<v Speaker 2>That's so embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 1>Turkey.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to Turkey also.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm getting like seven inches added on because I'm like, oh, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Could cut your hell is short and I'm not as short.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, because I want to be an India.

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<v Speaker 2>So we literally said in an episode, like so long ago,

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<v Speaker 2>you're five foot three, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Forget about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm five four.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm five four, five to four with the inserts.

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<v Speaker 3>We gave you five five if I posture max.

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<v Speaker 1>And but it's normally five to two without shoe without shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I barely lit hath one O tricks point never answers me.

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<v Speaker 1>Arthur Russell. Oh bitch, I've been watching H two O

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<v Speaker 1>by oh fuck, just add water the Mermaid TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched four episodes last night, fucking horrible, but like

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<v Speaker 1>it was unlocking and doing things to my brain that

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<v Speaker 1>I fully wasn't prepared for. And now I want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a Mermaid, and I want a Mermaid Tale, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be able to freeze, boil and move

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<v Speaker 1>water with my mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you should be able to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're basically water benders from Avatar.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I love Arthur Russell trying to find the the

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<v Speaker 2>song that he has a lyric that like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like Charlie sampled, but I can't remember. Fuck whatever. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you guys for watching a bye h b uh

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<v Speaker 2>bu uh b b b bah bah